#holy shit wait…this is just genies

[batfam-nalu-onepiece]

So with magic and saying spell, what if a word sounds the same as another word? It’s not like you write it down when you’re casting the spell (unless it’s that kind of magic) couldn’t things be misinterpreted? For example:

Person who just discovered they have magic: So you’re saying, all I have to do is say words that rhyme and they become a spell as long as I imbued some of my magic into it

Veteran wizard: Yeah. That’s the simplified version but it’s basically right. Go ahead, try it on me

New wizard: Ok hmm *walks to the other side of the room, points at the veteran wizard* “Where I am, the party begun, you’re over there, you should come!”

Veteran wizards: *moans loudly*

New wizard:*not realize* hmm it didn’t work. Did I do it wrong?

Veteran wizard: NO YOU FUCKINGG IDIOT IT WORKED!! YOU MADE ME CUM

New Wizard: No, I wanted to try and pull you to me but…OH SHIT! I-I didn’t mean it I promise!

Veteran: Yeah well you didn’t specify which version of come you used!

Or

“This camping trip, is not lit, I wish I could see a nice pair of tits”

And instead of boobs, two birds pop up. Two of the bird, Tit

Or imagine a bird watched with magic, trying to summon a “blue-footed boobie” and one singular breast, with legs and blue feet appears.

[noisilyscreechingsong]

Dp x Dc writing idea

So I’ve seen a few that revolve around body swaps so angst idea…

Danny has been held captive in GIW compound for a while and is kinda losing hope a bit. He comes back after a brutal experiment and is just laying in his cell talking to the other ghosts in the cells around him to keep his mind off the blood slowly leaving his body. Starts talking about his life before the Fentons, his Mother and brother and the League. He makes the off handed comment of “you know I really miss my twin, I wish I could see him one last time” and of course Desiree a few cells down hears this wish and thinks, well this is a great way to get out of here if I spin this right. She snaps her fingers and Danny blinks.

Next thing he knows he’s sitting at a dining table with a nice half-eaten meal in front of him. The fork clatters on the table as he drops it. The rest of the table looks at him.

“What?” He tries to process what is happening.

“Damian?”

Holy shit, is that Father? Wait- Did he just say Damian? Danny lunges toward the closest reflective surface he sees, a serving plate, and tosses food across the table as he lifts it to see his reflection. Yep, that’s Damian’s face last time he remembered.

“What is your problem, Demon Brat?” A guy a little older shouts.

“Fuck.” The whole table freezes and stares at him with wide eyes. He doesn’t even care as the panic sets in. “Fuck, shit, fuck, motherfucking, oh my- FUCK!”

The server makes an awful sound as it drops back to the table.

“No. No no no no- fuck! This wasn’t supposed to happen. This isn’t what I wanted.”

“…What’s happened?” Father asks slowly, obviously noticing that he isn’t Damian.

Danny zeroes in on him, eyes wide with panic. His hand shoots out to grab Bruce Wayne’s shirt in urgency. The rest of the table react in defense until Bruce raises a hand to stop them.

“Father, we need to save Damian. Desiree fucked with my wish and switched our bodies. We have to go.”

The man stares back with confusion and contemplation.

“Who is Desiree?”

“She’s a genie. She was captured, same as me. She has to grant any wish she hears, but Damian doesn’t know that. We need to go rescue him and make Desiree change us back.”

“Who are you?”

Danny huffs because they were wasting time with all these questions. Damian is surely hurting in Danny’s body.

“Danny. Formally Danyal Al Ghul. Damian’s twin brother. And he’s probably in a lot of pain right now so if we could go that would be great.”

There is a stunned silent until Danny starts pulling on Father’s arm to stand and get moving.

“Like now.”

[hana-no-seiiki]

Okay, it may sound weird, but what if the manager is also an artist, like daft punk/Banksy? They are famous but also anonymous, and are just working for the idol/rockstar? They got popular during their time as a manager and they cannot quit because it would be too suspicious and so sudden, like they are waiting for the right moment to quit, hut until then, the are just going to be 'the manager' in public.

YAN! POP IDOL [EVE] x MANAGER/ARTIST! READER (ft. YAN! ROCKSTAR [FEROZE])

AAAA I ACTUALLY HAD THIS IDEA BUT WAS LIKE- WHAT IF GENIE’S READERS HATE ME FOR CHANGING THE MANAGER TOO MUCH- but bAH fuck it! HAVE THIS!! THE THREESOME SMUT WILL HAVE TO WAIT-

@moyazaika tagging you just so you’re informed and can add more on Feroze’s side if you’re free:

Anyways if you manage to be both an artist and manager at the same time, props to you for your god-like time management cause that’s honestly fucken commendable. Like manager-nim you’re actually a god at this point.

I imagined reader to be completely out of the genre FerozEve (are we surprised by who the top is at this point) in order for the double trouble makers not to find out immediately.

I don’t know how wide Feroze’s music tastes are but for Eve he practically listens to every genre. As a teen his favorite were the rockstar and ofc pop. He got into Hip-Hop/Trap through the main rapper from his group, and Kpop has a ton of genres mixed into it including but not limited to EDM, R&B and Punk Rock. Soon enough, he hears of this underground DJ who’s known for not only making fire music but being their own choreographer and VJ. Talk about being blessed by the gods.

You (and his bae Khan ofc) inspired him to create his own music and eventually go solo. He went undercover sometimes to send you tracks. You thought he was just a kid/teen since his early ones were kinda . . . not it, but was impressed by the amount of passion he put into improving.

Years later, your activity died down due to working on Feroze’s career more. Those exclusive interviews and world concert arrangements don’t do themselves yknow!

Eve was saddened by your lack of releases and performances but understood. Besides he had your manager persona in mind to obsess over.

The collab happens and you joined Eve to look over the tracks in the album. From the amount of iced americanos he’d down, you could tell he was super out of it and really needed rest BUT HE WOULDN’T GODDAMN LISTEN TO YOU-

*ahem*

So you decided to help him instead.

You gave minor pointers here and there really. Nothing much in your opinion.

But to Eve he was just in utter shock and awe. How come he didn’t think of that?? The synth really elevated that section of the chorus?? Why were you hiding this genius from him??

You explained that you wanted to be a producer for the company but since it ended up reducing your passion for music so you otped for a managerial position instead.

Eve isn’t even listening at this point. He just has heart eyes. Like he didn’t know he could fall further in love with you. Boy is whipped.

Overall Eve kinda do be dumb and dense so he wouldn’t figure it out. But I’d imagine the revelation to happen sort of like this:

You were helping out Eve with vocal arrangement one day, assisting with adlibs and what not when . . .

“I think it’d be better if you put this here, and double it.”

“Woah that sounds fire.” Eve’s eyes were glued at your focused face. You looked so adorable all focused like that. He was so close to jumping out the recording booth just to give you a big ol smooch.

At his approval you continued, “We could build it up more. I’ll punch you in here and you could do a lower note? Like this.” You played a section of the song, perfectly harmonizing with his voice like it was nothing, before turning to him for approval.

He was silent. Mouth slightly agape.

“Eve?”

“. . .”

Holy shit. You’re one of his favorite artists-

[undertale-writing-times]

Marry me uf sans

- genie 🧞

Of course! Thank you for waiting so long to get your fic. I hope you like it :D

You've realized today that your partner, Red, had been acting strange. How? You weren't too sure, but you knew that he was acting weird. He wasn't paying as much time with you as he normally would, and he was much more jumpy. Sometimes he wouldn't even come to sleep with you in the bed!

If you asked him about it, he would tell you to stop bugging him about it. Nothing was going on, and then he would sometimes even leave. You two argued about it for a little until he does a short cut away. You even asked Edge! He said that he had no idea what his stupid brother was doing.

And…

You were worried.

What if he was like… I dunno, cheating on you? He wouldn't do that, would he? You two had been together for a long time! You even learned about soul bonding… well, when you asked him about it, he seemed to get kinda mad so-?

Was he unhappy in the relationship?

You paced in your room, biting your nails lost in thought a frown on your face. You loved Red, you trusted him, there had to be a reason for this! There had to be a reason for him acting like this, right?

It's been weighing on your mind, and you even thought about messaging him about it, but you were nervous to get him mad at you. You sigh, pulling your fingers through your hair, tugging on it lightly mumbling to yourself "Oh Y/n, what did you get yourself into?" You fall back onto the bed, covering your face with your hands.

When you fell back something tumbled out from under Red's pillow, hitting your head. You flinch a little, then open your eyes, and reach up to pick up what it was. You look at it, frowning slightly. Was that… a box? A ring box.

You open the box and perk up when you saw what was inside it. "Holy shit," you mumble. It was a really pretty nice ring. You study the ring for a second then put your hand over your mouth, your eyes widening.

It all made sense now… You grin and put the box back under his pillow, then hide your face into your pillow laughing. He was going to ask you to marry him! You were so happy that it was just this and he wasn't cheating. Oh god, your boyfriend was an idiot.

It had been a few days since that, Red came back and was still acting strange, but you didn't question him too much on it. It wasn't until he reached out to grab your sleeve when you went to do the dishes "Hey, uh let… let me do that for ya. I gotta tell ya a few things" you look over at him, tilting your head, but nod a little.

"Okay?" You respond, smiling a little.

He takes the dishes from you, going over to the kitchen and starts to do the dishes after tugging his sleeves up so they wouldn't get wet. "We've been together for a while, right? Yeah, ugh, fuck why am I askin' stupid questions" he mutters at himself, annoyed, before shaking his head. "And I guess I want you to know that I care about you and… whatever"

You laugh a little at his reaction and walk over, putting your arms around his waist nuzzling into his back. "Yeah, I know you do… I love you too Red" It was a little strange at first to hug and cuddle a skeleton, but you got used to it after a bit of time. You wanted to do it, what could you say?

He jolts at the touch, letting out a soft groan then huffs and leans back giving you a little nuzzle, "Ya mind reachin' into my pocket? Take out the thing in there"

You nod a little and reach around, feeling in his pocket then pull out the box. He looks down at it, then at you, and he looks away his cheeks flushed dark with bright red colored magic. You open the box and see the ring again.

He was now looking at you, waiting for you to respond. He looked embarrassed and nervous.

[tricktster]

so i’ve been baking bread pretty regularly since sayyyy april 2020. you know, when we were waiting for this whole kooky covid thing to die down in a few weeks, but in the meantime some people had taken the very rational step of buying out every store’s supply of EXTREMELY PERISHABLE goods, including the extremely sad 100 calorie sandwich rounds favored by my parents.

now me? I’d read enough zombie very serious survival books to have ventured to the co-op on March 10 to stock up on dry bulk ingredients, and I’d included yeast and bread flour among the necessities - not because I thought that they’d ever get used, really, it just seemed practical if things got a lot worse than anticipated. And then? Well. You know.

So I joined the club of the tens of thousands of americans who had always viewed leavened dough with a healthy skepticism and the deep sense that these things were best left to the professionals. With the circumstances now unimaginably altered, we were now very cautiously dumping yeast into bowls of warm water, all the while doubting that this would actually work. So, obviously, that sense of accomplishment I felt when, after all the proofing and kneading and rising and punching down and rising again and venting and egg washing and etc etc etc, I actually pulled two relatively respectable loaves of bread out of the oven? Fucking intoxicating.

I’ve gotten medium good at bread over the intervening years, insofar as I can produce a sandwich loaf without needing to find a recipe, I’m pretty comfortable with adding cheese or garlic or raisins and nuts or whatever if I’m feeling like an Interesting Bread, i’ve forced a few loaves of sourdough into existence (though both I and the dough were kicking and screaming the whole way), and I recieved the ultimate tool of convenience for my birthday last year, when my parents gave me the dutch oven that finally permitted me to finally skip kneading altogether (if I so desired).

Except like.,. I didn’t ask for a dutch oven. I actually asked for something much cheaper and by all accounts more convenient: A bread machine. When I did, though, my mom (who has baked precisely 0 loaves of bread in her life) said “oh, you don’t want a bread machine.”

“I don’t?” I asked, already halfway swayed by her confidence on the matter.

“oh, no, nobody ever actually uses bread machines, they just take up space on the counter.” my mom, a woman who owns two instapots, assured me.

I considered her reasoning, and very firmly replied with a defiant “oh, okay, yeah. that makes sense, and I guess I’ve gotten this far without one, so like, it’s silly to get one now.”

I know. I have a will of steel.

So like, another year has passed since that exchange, and a week or two ago i finally decided that since counter space is no longer at a premium at my new place, i could at least try out a cheap bread machine? I went on ebay, got an open box deal on a decent entry level model, and took it for a spin yesterday.

And, for what it’s worth, uhhhhhhh HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT COULD HAVE BEEN THIS LOW EFFORT THE WHOLE TIME?????

LIKE I COULD HAVE BEEN JUST DUMPING INGREDIENTS IN A PAN AND WALKING AWAY THIS WHOLE TIME?????!?!?!?

it’s making brioche for me right now. It’s almost too easy. I’m actively furious.

This feels exactly like the day I finally bought a game genie so i could get Mew to finish out my red dex. I’ve been grinding and learning helpful strats from youtube and there was a fucking cheat code that would have let me skip the bread making side quest while still gaining xp this whole goddamn time.

[l-egionaire]

I'll admit: I would love to see an Honest Trailer done for Disney Mirrorverse. I could just imagine the jokes they'd make.

"Pick from multiple different Disney characters, given new costumes like they all just received their own live action CW superhero series. Ranging from the good to the bad to the-HOLY SHIT! What the fuck did they do to Woody? He looks....good. Like, really good. Wait, is this game trying to make me hot for Woody? And....is it working? Ugh, this is causing some conflicting feelings. Uh.....QUICK! TO THE NEXT SCENE!"

"Watch your favorite Disney characters take on wave after wave of "totally not the Heartless". As they slash, stab, blast, shoot, punch, poison, burn, and generally decimate armies of faceless shadow drones. While giving you comfort if knowing they were just non-sentient darkness monsters. Otherwise, you'd have to grapple with the fact that you totally just watched Wall-E murder someone."

"Organize your Disney heroes and villains into teams of three. Allowing you to form whatever arbitrary groupings you like. Characters from the same movies, Disney princesses, Disney villains, and Assorted Disney comic relief characters now armed with weapons and superpowers, ready to kill. Did you ever want to see Goofy, Genie and Olaf get together to kick some ass? No? Well, too bad. It's happening."

"The game may be a hungry money leech feeding off your nostalgia, but at least these reimaginings of the characters are still way more fathful and creative than any of the Disney Live Action remakes."

[just-walk-around]

GOD, The final episode was amazing.

When Chat noir and ladybug started to fail because they were separated showed how dangerous the codependency was, getting in a relationship without having a strong sense of self is the worst thing to do, you shouldn't do it just because you fell alone.

AND THE AGRESTE FIGHT, Gabriel working hard to gain the worst father award, I can't believe that he brought his son to see his mother's body so he could finally Akumatize him. All the episodes showing the guilt that Adrien felt because he thought that it was his fault that she was gone (and of course it was his father that was saying that), how hard he worked trying to find clues about what happened to finally accept her death.JUST TO KNOW THAT HIS SHITTY FATHER KNOW THE TRUE SINCE THE START.

It was so scary seeing the butterfly enter his ring but SO FREAKING GOD SEEING HIM PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS FATHER.

Gabriel though that Adrien will be sad and guilty the perfect weapon for his cause. But he don't know his son, all the grow that Adrien had gone through with the support of his friends, how he had lost the blindfold that his father put, that episode showing the different types of abuse was painful to see but so necessary. Adrien wasn't sad he was ANGRY and tired of being used by his father, how he rejected the akuma and proceeded to transform was so satisfying.

Was so hard hearing his voice so raw and full of pain this poor boy, but was truly heart breaking was the flashback, OH GOD THE FLASHBACK seeing the agreste family before the tragedy god, the playful fencing fight GABRIEL JOKING WITH HIS SON, ADRIEN GOT HIS SENSE OF HUMOR FROM HIM,and then the same scene with chat noir vs Monarch overlapping GOD.

Adrien winning and trying to reason with him for a moment even I believe the words of monarch, like holy shit maybe we had been so hard with Gabriel BUT THEN THIS GARBAGE OF MAN STAB HIS SON IN THE SAME FUCKING MOMENT THAT LADYBUG ARRIVED, that scream of pain and the look of betrayal in Adrien, Ugh.

Ladybug making the same move that she had done so many times to put chat out of the way of harm, how she was hugging his body, Adrien Giving her his ring, Plagg crying for this silly, brave human boy that even in death doors is smiling at him.

The Union of both miraculous, Marinette going full warrior while the power consumed her slowly, the difference between how Adrien and Marinette fight him, Adrien the holder of destruction was trying to defeat him he was angry but still wanted to save him; Marinette the holder of creation was trying to kill him this man was the responsible of so much pain and misery, she wanted to end this war so badly. AND SHE WAS SO CLOSE if Lila have Taken an little longer if Marinette wasn't so tired already, she could have won.

But Gabriel won and now he get to make his wish, the true forms of the kwami were cool the only good thing about it and is funny how the all powerful form gives Three wishes like a genie. The deranged smile of Gabriel was creepy, how his first wish was that the roles of the heroes and him were changed in the civilians mind making him the Hero that fight for justice, the second was obviously to revive Emilie, the moment that she finally woke up was so tense, I remember the theories about if she was bad or good and we got the answer the moment that she take the power and ended the last wish by taking her husband with her as request.

Boy, seeing Adrien in the hospital alive was so relieving but his house is destroyed with both parents gone, Lila have the butterfly miraculous and Marinette is weak and is possible that she is going to die for the overuse. I can't wait for the next season.

[awigglycultist]

Okay. I'm finally doing it. I'm watching Genie In A Bikini.

This is opening is so werid. Why is she putting on those wigs and screaming about them.

Wait the kids are neighbours? I thought they were siblings for some reason

"arg? :)"

There is no pirate day as far as I'm aware but there is a talk like a pirate day actually

Kids you trying way to hard they are not going to be your friends just ignore them

Oh boy Joey!

You've been out here for like 5 seconds how are you already burning?

I'm sorry but you're middle schoolers and that is clearly an adult you guys are shit liars

"you are so weak :) <3"

Why do so many ppl in this act like such assholes. No one in real life acts remotely like that (especially not little kids? Tho she is a pageant kid so ig that does make sense)

Wait so if Matt lives with his mom and sister and his sister, and maybe his mom too, are also genies like him, then how come Matt was the one that Jacob and Cruz got as their genie

"then like why do all your masters dump you?" "uh- I- don't know maybe cause th- there stupid! I- anyway that's not gonna happen this time!" I love the way Joey delivers this line

Wow this flying carpet is so incredibly fake looking

"as a women, I have to tell you your doing everything wrong" nskdjdxlxn

Why are there so many close up shots of ppl's faces

IS THIS CHILD HANGING ONTO THE WIDOW OUTSIDE WHAT?

DID MATT JUST KIDNAP A CHILD?

Oh great the two annoying characters that act the most bitchy are together

Honestly Jacob and Cruz should've realized that Matt wouldn't be able to do this

OMG WHAT IS WITH GASPING AND BOOM SOUND EFFECT?? BDKDBDBDBD

Ignoring the sound effect this bit is actually really funny

Plz god why do they keep saying "like" and "totes"

Joey's been putting his damn heart and soul into this

Wow. Looks just like her.

I know I've mentioned before how much Joey ends up half or fully naked in things but he also has ended up dressing feminine/as a girl quite a bit too

Love this outfit actually

Knowing how good of a singer Joey is and hearing this hurts me. It's not even the worst singing I've ever hear but I know he can do better so I don't like it

I honestly love this popular boy, he's lactose intolerant, reads book, and does ballet

Jacob no

Nevermind fuck him I forgot he's still a jerk

HOLY SHIT HE JUST GOT TURNED INTO A FROG OMG

Again. That's clearly an adult. You don't look like a teenage cheerleader Matt.

Do they understand that the placement of the table they sit at does not suddenly make them popular? Like you're still sitting at. A. Table. If no one else "popular" sits with you your still gonna be considered losers.

Nevermind that's quite a few people.

He's literally going into her mind???

Dumbass

Well that was shorter than I expected. Mainly bc the version someone put on youtube has it twice in one video but also idk I just excepted it be longer ig.

It was fine. It's a tv nickelodeon movie what is there to say about? Joey's a great actor tho.

[svnoohe4rts]

why am i crying at your sweet note? it's like our baby is finally grown up and leaving for college. okay time to cry cry. LETS GAUR~

all Sunghoon wanted to know was if you were okay.

I WILL NEVER BE OKAY, YA HOE

He hadn’t cried in years, yet there he was; standing on a dimly lit street, tears leaving his eyes as he desperately tried wiping them away using the sleeve of his shirt.

asdfghjk i guess i feel bad ugh

Your phone turned off, refusing to accept reality - refusing to accept the fact that it had all been nothing but a lie.

ugh this hit a little too close to home. we all had our emo days and yeah, turning off our phones and not wanting to face reality is just it.

Sunghoon making you believe he actually felt something towards you or Jake not telling you about the bet in the first place.

): this ugh i hated high school boys so much because YEP! similar situation smh

Jake quickly realized you weren’t going to reply, letting out a small sigh as his gaze left your side profile only to meet his own shoes.

I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU, JAKE!!!!

With Jake’s hand intertwined in yours and the spring breeze hitting your face, your heart felt lighter than it had done an hour earlier; all thanks to Jake.

UM EXCUSE ME? YN you can have sunghoe! JAKE COME HERE DHAJHSAJ

the words of you being spotted holding hands with Jake reached him.

my entire body laughing and shaking at sunghoe!!!!!

You’re being petty.

JAY PUT A RING ON MY FINGER RIGHT NOW! Matter of fact, I'll go put a ring on his finger

‘’What the fuck, Y/N?’’

Was the only thing Sunghoon let out as soon as the door opened.

NO U WTF, SUNGHOE

What he needed was to stay right where he was, with you. He needed to stay with you before he lost his mind.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INSERT INCOHERENT NOISES SHAKJAK SAGE YOU DID NOT FUCK MY HEART OMG MY HEART LEGIT LEAPT OUT OF MY FUCKING CHEST AND DROPPED T_T I don't want you sunghoon, GTFO

fighting the urge to slap him across the face.

let me volunteer!!!!!

"You’re fucking miserable Sunghoon, does this feed your ego? Did breaking my heart feed your fucking ego?’’ At this point, you were rambling.

okay me crying because holy shit, i wished i had done this back then BUT IT'S OKAY

He wanted to grab you, pull you into his chest, and just let you cry. He wanted to apologize, he wanted to kiss your forehead and tell you over and over how sorry he was; that breaking your heart didn’t feed his ego, that he never meant for it to be this way.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, PARK SUNGHOON T____T im in my moment, let me fucking cry, hoe

But as you covered your face using both your hands, he could no longer fight the urge to pull you into his chest.

I AM ON THE FLOOR, DO U HEAR ME?!

Leaning down, his lips met yours; his hand still caressing your cheek.

uh i just left town bye

your whole neck on display for him.

brb choking myself

‘’I hate you,’’ You mumbled between kisses, causing yet another groan to leave his lips. ‘’I know baby, I know,’’ He mumbled as he pulled away

SAGE I AM SUING YOU FOR THE PAIN IN MY HEART FML @_@

‘’I’ll fuck you hard if that’s what you want,’’ He hissed, his tip brushing against your g-spot.

i just fainted and cant get back up. I SAID SHOW ME HOW SORRY NOT FUCK ME HARD WTF

maybe, crossing paths with Park Sunghoon wasn’t so bad after all.

SAGE MAJOR WHAT THE FUCK? you dont get to run. COME BACK HERE!

first things first, holy shit, i am so emo??? and then I got all gushy and giddy because sunghoe's sorry ass came to apologize!!!! afterwards, I guess the love making made up for it -_- I STILL HATE HIM ugh once a hoe ALWAYS a hoe!!! T-T I just wanna punch him but also hug him at the same time. i cant stand his stupid pretty ugly face. this was so good, sage. SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!! i cannot wait for game over because huhusadhajskdjak ok bye

GENIE I’M FUCKING WHEEZING AT UR REACTION PLEASEEEEEENSNSB

first of all YES LITERALLY?? like off she goes to college </3 i’m lowkey sad it’s over like this is our baby fr

FIRST OF ALL NOT LAUGHING AT HOON CRYING IN THE DARK?!/!!/ GENIE PLSSSS i literally CACKLED when i read it bc same i wrote it while rolling my eyes bc why tf are u sad hoe. u don’t have the right to be sad.

also y/n can keep sunghoe we literally do not want him anywhere near us thankfully jake and jay r still single 💍 don’t be shy now jakey pookie come over here

THE “uh i just left town bye” AND “I SAID SHOW ME HOW SORRY NOT FUCK ME HARD” IM FUCKIFN CRYINGGGG GENIE IM ACTUALLY CRACKING UP I SWEAR TO GOD UR REACTIONS R ALWAYS THE BEST U NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH

& to finish things off, as genie once said, ONCE A HOE ALWAYS A HOE !!!! sunghoe will never learn and he’ll probably break y/ns heart AGAIN . i just didn’t have it in me to give them a sad ending </3 she should’ve ended up with jake

THANK U SO MUCH FOR UR KIND WORDS GENIE MY LOVE <3 i’m super excited for u to read game over, now that sunghoe is gone it’s time for fratboy hoeseung…. i don’t think we’re ready for this :’) I LOVE U HOE THANK U ONCE AGAIN FOR HELPING ME OUT without u bed of lies part four would’ve never happened 🫶🫶

[disappearinginq]

8. If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go? 12. If a genie offered you three writing wishes, what would they be? Btw if you wish for more wishes the genie turns all your current WIPs into Lorem Ipsum, I don’t make the rules 19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?

8. It depends greatly on the mood. Dialogue only is really fun for comedy - "I'm not letting you idiots sit around here without anything to do - I learned that the hard way. Twice." "In our defense, sir, I think we can all agree that those monkeys seemed perfectly tame at the time." Action only is better for drama - when words would just ruin the moment. HYDRA would not have my son. The only rational thing was to convince them that Tony wasn't the only person I loved. I loved no one. I loved nothing. My heart was made of iron. 12. That I could find the perfect words every time; I would always know how it was going to end; the time and inspiration to write it all.

19.

Oh shit. Hmm. Well, I remember I was super obsessed with my dad's trash laptop from work that he let me keep, and these were the days before 1) internet and 2) games so the only thing I could do was write. and holy fuck, those stories were allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll over the place. One I have dim recollection of being the fanfic crossover from hell, where the OC characters of the story invented Sliding (as in hopping parallel dimensions like the TV show Sliders)and it was somehwere between an original story and fanfic, because not only did the characters jump into TV and movies like Pleasantville on steroids, but also into original worlds too. I know they would be absolutely horrific and borderline painful to read now, but I kind wish I still had copies of them. And then there was a long lull of nothing, and weirdly enough, reading Harry Potter and the Sorcer's Stone got me back into writing - an original story that was detective/police story, which I think I mostly just wrote piece-meal scenes with the characters that I liked, and over like 10 (wait....fuck me, has it been 20? IT HAS) it wound up in the sci-fi category with very iRobot/Humans vibes. I think I only really seriously got into writing when I wrote Damnatio for the Lucifer fandom, because of the overwhelming response to it and people telling me I should write professionally. So since then, I've put a lot more effort into writing - even if it's just self-indulgent fanfic.

[jeeperso]

D&D Quotes Without Context

Treasure Island edition, Chapter 17

"This ends....today...maybe....unless we drag it out until the morning..." OOC: Don’t forget your genie damage. "Smith, for all the pain you have help cause, for everything you did while pretending to be a simple wooden leg in our midst, it is time to die. Slash and burn!" impressed iguana noises. “You’re right Dingo, I haven’t seen a tree get fucked up like that since the Once-ler went away.” "Oh crap, it's that spring break I spent in Innsmouth all over again." “Counter the Fuck Spell. Sicko!” "I don't think.. it's a... oh, there are tentacles... nevermind." Janus: "When we kill you, I'm gonna whittle a chamber pot out of your stump you morally bankrupt piece of driftwood." Archie: "And I'm gonna make a radical boogie board." MJ: “Can I get a bong?” Janus: "There should be plenty of wood so why not?" OOC: Oh, shit, he’s got truck parts? He’s one of those freaky wood transformers! MJ: “Lightning bolt no Justu!” Amber: "MJ, you aren't a shinobi." MJ: “Wait… I’m not?!? Then how did I shoot lightning?” Cookie: "What is a ... shinobi?" MJ: “Thinly sliced raw fish.” Amber: "Trained warriors from the far east who can cast what they call jutsus with various hand signs." Cookie: "Spellcasting spy fish from the east... got it..." OOC: Put the boots to him, Bizarre-style. “Does it feel like we’re beating up a one legged guy in an ass kicking contest?” We just hold a conversation as their screams echo behind us. “So… did that seem too easy to anyone else?” Oh gods, why have you forsaken us? Was it when we peed in the holy water fountain? Amber: "Now, no one say anything to jinx us and bring down more trouble on us. Especially not that Flint is still alive and waiting for us at the main treasure horde. Darn it! I've spent too much time with you guys." “Oh, hi, Melfina with karate chop action.” "You be a dick you get large phallic burning objects put in you.”

"She knows what she was saying..." "Ded also pirate. Ded just not asshole." "Close only counts in Ogres and Oubliettes." “This seems like it would be more tragic if you’d been a likable father figure instead of some mutinous asshole with a tree-man for a leg.” Pete can be on corpse-dragging duty. As an object lesson. “Anyone want one last puff?” "Thank you, but i'm sure the sight beyond will shock us sober." "Ever get that feeling like you're walking into a monsters mouth?" "Ded actually do that once." "How'd that turn out..?" "Monster surprisingly tasty." * Impressed Tortle Noises * "Ded get feeling economy not ready for this much cash injection." "We'll buy a new economy... Don't worry about it..." "This is Melfina's money after all, do keep that in mind." “Melfina, I need to tell you about student loan debt, and why it is bullshit.” “Nope! Black ships, wrecked or not are a sign of Eldritch NOPE!” "Unless the sword is also wood, I doubt it's a vampire." "Hail and well met, Princess Leshavna. I am a servant of your brother, Kevosh, Prince of Worldly libations. He's the one that likes looking like a nine foot tall owlin." “Oh, hey, is this a Dragonborn? Is your junk on the inside or out?” "I cannot answer that, Lady Jonni, there is a child present." “What kind of sick fuck calls Vesh when there are kids around? Do you know what we’re doing 70% of the time?” “No.”

"Gold zombie..." "I knew it, no place could contain a soul that evil. Even if he died they would boot him out for trying to take over." "Please don't be a dracolich, please." GM: Next time, The Final Boss: Captain Finatrax Flint! OOC: Riftrax Flint? Sounds like a great time. OOC: I'll give them another few minutes and if they aren't on we'll get started without them. OOC2: They’re usually late due to dinner. And could be taco night. Taco night goes longer. OOC: My parents made rack of lamb. Our oven sucks. OOC: Alright, it's past my bedtime. Got to brush my teeth and put plastic wrap over my eyes. Night!

[vitaminwaterreviews]

Girls' Generation - Oh!

Overall this album was teetering on the edge of becoming boring and repetitive, but it did enough for me. I definitely enjoyed the experience, and now I have a good idea of what SNSD B-sides sound like which is good knowledge to have gained. But yeah, I knew they were synth-pop, but the synth-pop songs are SUPER synth-pop. The songs that weren’t synth-pop were generally really good, even the slow jam was nice. The Taeyeon-Jessica duet was the highlight of the album – I feel like we don’t get unit songs nearly as much in kpop albums these days. Have Red Velvet ever had a unit song on an album? Have aespa? I know Twice did on Formula of Love, but even then it was divided evenly so everyone got exactly one unit song. Anyway that’s a bit of a tangent. If I was Key I’d feel a bit hard done by, I hardly even noticed him in the song he was on. Good album, not a Great album, to be honest I’m not sure I’d give this Album of the Year if it came out today. Average score of 7.4 (excluding Gee and Genie ofc) which feels about right. It’s miles better than the pre-SNSD stuff, it’s nowhere near Pink Tape.

Okay, I’ve cooled down a bit since yesterday, but I’m still fairly certain that Pink Tape is probably my favorite kpop album of all time now. Anyway, let’s see how it compares to the only girl group album to ever win Album of the Year:

Oh!

So yeah, believe it or not, I’ve never heard this song before

Opening reminiscent of I Got A Boy

Okay so I obviously don’t speak Korean, but I feel like SNSD had a very “cute” singing accent? Like, Orange Caramel do the same thing I feel. Any Koreans in chat wanna comment on whether their singing voices are particularly aegyo?

This chorus is actually really fun

The “oh oh oh oh” part feels really synthesized but I like that a lot

Wait hold on are they cheerleaders or football players?

No high notes? Taeyeon? Jessica? Where you at?

OH GOD ITS RUN DEVIL RUN lmao teasing the repack

Also it’s really telling that I know the repack title track but not the original title track

7/10, it was pretty good but nothing special. It’s no Gee, definitely no IGAB

Show! Show! Show!

Okay just for reference, I don’t know any SNSD B-sides

Actually wait I do know Lazy Girl so I guess I only know one SNSD B-side

Starting synthy

WOAHHHHH starting out with a bass drop lmao holy shit

The song as a whole feels kind of flat to me?

The hush section is nice but the chorus just feels like more verse

Yeah, they burned their drop. Like they started the song off as loud as they’re gonna get, so there’s n-

Okay nvm I guess there is somewhere left to go

The bridge 100% just saved this song

Who does the English speaking bit? Tiffany? Jessica?

Actually I do wanna know, I’m gonna look it up

Oh it’s both of them alternating, alright

8/10, the bridge and last chorus Totally saved it

Sweet Talking Baby

This is a song that I’ve heard of which means it must be good

…huh

…okay? Yeah okay, I like this, this is nice

Strings everywhere

The chorus reminds me of something

A bit of electric guitar in the post-chorus, I think that’s the first time it’s appeared on the album

But yeah, strings absolutely everywhere. This feels super disco

Nah, we did not earn that modulation

7/10, the intro was cool and then it was just decent

Forever

Whisper into my ear like

Omg is it slow jam time?? We didn’t get a slow jam on Pink Tape (thank fuck)

I think it might be!

Where’s the beat at

There it is

Dude I’m sorry but this style of music is so predictable. Like it’s cool initially, but I’ve heard this exact same formula for a song across every single group so far except f(x), and maybe aespa?

The area around 2:50 is nice

Oh this sounds really Disney

Y’know, this won me over somehow

7/10 which is about as high as I can put one of these

Be Happy

This album is so … what’s the word

Loud? Aggressive?

Nah more like Blunt. There’s no subtlety here, just Raw Emotion

Why are they yelling “be happy” at me so aggressively?

I haven’t spoken much about the instrumentation because it feels like very standard SNSD instrumentation

Yeah when they say “be happy” I am not convinced, they make me a bit scared that I’m not happy, they sure don’t sound happy

Like this isn’t a happy song, its a jam, but jams aren’t necessarily happy

This is why I like the Korean lyrics, because then I don’t get lyrical/music contradictions

6/10

Boys & Girls

Oh it’s with Key

Instrumentally it’s not that special

Woah Key is super processed here, he sounds nothing like how f(x) used whatever SM guy they borrowed

(At least they’re crediting their male artists by this point)

Chorus isn’t too special, we appreciate the slap bass I guess

Was that all that Key got? He was there for like two lines wtf

7/10, I guess

Talk To Me

Lol what is this, harmonica?

Okay wait whatever’s going on here it’s a great break from their synth sound

I see you there, bass

The percussion is excellent, piano is nice

This is actually such a good song wtf

Caramelllll

The sweet and pretty vocals over this beat is really fun

A HARMONICA SOLO

Okay wait who produced this?

Machan Taylor, not a name I know yet

And apparently this is just Taeyeon and Jessica which is So cool

9/10, that was such a cool song wtf

Star Star Star

Korean counting, whispering, the piano is fun, the strings are dramatic

OH NO SHES CRYING

Okay, I’m interested

Apparently these people produced Gee

There’s like, No percussion going on, I really like that

Yeah, if you’re gonna make a ballad, make it like this

I still don’t have much to comment on, but I enjoyed this a lot

8/10

Stick Wit U

Well this sure is a different vibe

I dunno what to make of the instrumentals, they feel different from the rest of the album but I cannot place why

“Go!”

The pre-chorus is fun. Bouncy, cute

Not sure about the chorus, what part is meant to be catchy?

That bridge felt kinda forced

Outro is fun

7/10, not bad, not special

Day By Day

They do use quite a bit of classical inspiration in this

Oh!

Well this is hardly classical, this is a jam

The chorus isn’t nearly as fun as the verse

That feels true a lot actually

But yeah, the guitar, the percussion, I like the verses

I wish the chorus was more syncopated

I’m curious what this one is about lyrically, it’s hard to gauge

8/10

Gee

10/10 obviously, this is the greatest kpop song of all time

Genie

8/10 tbh, this was never my jam but I do quite like it

[xxkay1asw0rldxx]

*Hamilton On CrAcK* { *Part 2!* + *memes*}

-ok so Alex, & Mulligan are *BISEXUAL*~

Lauren is *GAYYY*~

and Laf is just straight up *PAN*~

{*My shot*}

{Hamilton}: I am not throwin' away my shot! I am not throwin' away my shot. Hey yo, i'm just like ma country i'm young, scrappy, and hungry. And i'm not throwin' away my shot.

{Hamilton}: I'm a diamond in the rough.. {* Aladdin pops up out of no where*}: Alex stay in 1776, I have a genie. bro the first guy you trusted ended up killing you. stay in your FUCKIN' lane. {Hamilton}: damn Aladdin jeez...

{*back to 1776*}

{Hamilton}: A shiny piece of gold tryin' to reach my goal my power speech; Impeachable. Only 19 yrs but my mind is older.. { AYO WHAT THE FLYING FUCK} these New York streets getting colder, I shoulder Ev'ry burden, ev'ry disadvantage I have learned to manage, I don't have a gun to brandish. I walk these streets famished, The plan is to fan the spark to flame. But damn, it's getting dark so let me spell out my name.

{Hamilton}: I am the-

{Hamilton & Revolutionaries. }: A L E X A N D E R we are meant to be. A colony that runs independently. Meanwhile, Britain keeps shittin' on us endlessly. Essentially, they tax us relentlessly. Then King George turns around, runs a spendin' spree. He ain't ever gonna set his descendants free. So there will be a revolution in this century!

{Hamilton}: Enter me!

{Laf, Laurens, & Mulligan}: he says in Parentheses.

{Hamilton}: don't me shocked if ya hist'ry book mentions me! I will lay down my life if it sets us free. Eventually you'll see my ascendancy.

{Hamilton}: I am not throwin' away my shot! I am not throwin' away my shot. Hey yo, i'm just like ma country i'm young, scrappy, and hungry. and*-

{Laurens}: my shot x2

{Hamilton & Laurens}: I'm not throwin' away my shot!~

{Revolutionaries}: I am not throwin' away my shot! I am not throwin' away my shot. Hey yo, i'm just like ma country i'm young, scrappy, and hungry. And i'm not throwin' away my shot. It's time to take a shot!

{Lafayette}: I dream of life without a monarchy. The unrest in France will lead to 'onarchy, 'Onarchy? How you say, how you s-oh! 'Anarchy'!~ When i fight i make the other side Panicky!! with my*-

{Revolutionaries}: SHOT!

{Mulligan}: Yo!~ i'm a tailor's apprentice. And i got ya'll knuckleheads in loco parentis. I'm joining the rebellion 'cuz i know its my chance. To socially advance, instead of sewin' some pants!~ With my*-

{Revolutionaries}: SHOT!

{Laurens}: But we'll never be truly free! Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me. You & I. Do or Die. Wait until sally on a stallion with the first black battalion, With another*-

{Revolutionaries}: SHOT!

{Hamilton}: Burr, check what we got: Mr. Lafayette, hard rock like Lancelot. I think your pants look hot!* Laurens i like you alot!~ Let's hatch a plot blacker then the kettle callin' the pot...

{*Todoroki comes out of FUCKING NOWHERE*}: Personally i feel offended.

{Jinx*~}: see? we don't ever have to roast Shoto his mom already did!

{ My friends, Hamilton Cast, & MHA characters}: Naw ain't no way...

{Lilac}: Roses are Red, Cacti is prickly holy shit that escalated quickly.

{Yumi}: don't be shy shoto use your fire...

{Jinx}: Cactus Water it'll quench ya!~ {Lilac}:It's the quencheist!*

{Jinx}: Nothin's quenchier*!~

{Evie}: Ya'll play too much! leave em' alone.

{Jinx}: Leave em' alone? like his brother did?...

{Lilac & Yumi}: NAW YOU DID NOT.. {Evie}: I am so srry for there behavior.

{Shoto}: *le cry*

[ back to 1776 ]

{Hamilton}: What're the odds that Gods would put us all in one spot? Poppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not. A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolistionists? Give me a position show me where all the ammunition is*~

{Hamilton}: Oh... am I talkin' too loud? Sometimes i get overexcited. Shoot off at the mouth. I never had a group before, I promised I'll make ya'll proud!~

{Laurens}: Lets get this guy infront of a crowd!!

{Revolutionaries & Ensemble}:I am not throwin' away my shot! I am not throwin' away my shot. Hey yo, i'm just like ma country i'm young, scrappy, and hungry. And i'm not throwin' away my shot.

{Laurens}: Evr'body sing!~ Whoa!! x3

{Hamilton, Lafayette, & Mulligan}: Whoa!~ Whoa!~ Whoa!~

{Laurens}: Ay!~

{Hamilton, Lafayette, Mulligan}: Whoa!

{Laurens}: whoa! wooh!!~ Whoa!

{Hamilton, Lafayette, Mulligan}: Whoa!

{Laurens}: Said let 'em hear ya!~

{Hamilton, Lafayette, Mulligan}: Yea!!

{Laurens}: Lets Go~

{Laurens}: I said to shout it to the rooftops!

{Company}: Whoa!~ x3

{Laurens}: Said to the rooftops!

{Company}: Whoa!<3

{Laurens}: Come on!!

{Company}: Whoa!~

{Laurens}: Come on, Lets go!~

{Company}: Yea!!

{Laurens}: Rise up!

When ya livin' on ya knees, you Rise up!

Tell your brother that he's gotta Rise up!~

Tell your sister that she's gotta Rise up!~

{Laurens & Ensemble}: When are these colonies gonna

Rise up!

{Company}: Whoa!~ Whoa!~ Whoa!~

{Laurens & Ensemble}: When are these colonies gonna

Rise up!

{Company}: Whoa!~

{Laurens & Ensemble}: When are these colonies gonna

Rise up!

{Company}: Whoa!~

{Laurens & Ensemble}: When are these colonies gonna

Rise up!

{Laurens, Ensemble, & Company}:

Rise up!!~

{Hamilton}: I Imagine death so much it feels like memory. When's it gonna get me? In my sleep? if I see it comin' do I run or just let it be? Is it a beat without a melody?*

{Hamilton}: See, I'd never thought that I live past twenty.. Where I come from some get half as many. Ask anybody we were livin' fast and we laugh, reach for a flask. We have to make this moment last, That's plenty.

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{Jinx*~}:

1. my hands are on fire.

2. ITS LITTERALY THE NEX MORIN'

3. its 6:33 am....

{Jinx*~}: I luv ya'll part 3 comin' this Afternoon!~

[blackholesandlions]

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

now of course, this is obviously a dream so i go back to bed. and when i wake up nope crab claw. it’s still there. cool.

first step is to google it and google says i’m dying with horrible crab diseases. for a second i’m worried before i remember that google always makes every medical issue seem worse than it is so the crab claw thing is fine probably. i then google some shit about crabs and find out that crabs can regrow their claws if they’re cut off which is cool as hell and also makes me very curious about something

i waffle a bit about actually testing this theory, just because i have a crab claw doesn’t mean i have a crab rest of the body, i mean maybe i need a crab shoulder to regrow the arm. how would i know i’m not a crab scientist. also now i want waffles

i make some waffles (very difficult with one arm by the way) which is inconvenient because the microwave is in the kitchen which is also where the knives are and at this point i am dying to know if i cut off my crab arm does it regrow as a human arm or do i get another crab arm or would it just be an awkward stump situation. i eat my waffles

i did such a good job of not looking at all the knives while i was eating my waffles that i was able to think about crab scientists which i’m starting to suspect is not a real profession. and if it was they’d probably be called carcinologists or something not crab scientists. or is that what cancer scientists are called?

i looked it up and cancer scientists are called oncologists also i’m starting to panic about this crab arm holy shit get this thing off of my body. what if this lasts forever. would i have to have crab cake on my birthdays? is that cannibalism or is the percentage of me that’s crab too small for that to count?

if i was less panicked and more awake i would have made a quip about carcinization by now. i hate a situation where i don’t have my wits about me. why the hell did this even happen anyway what a whimsical yet truly annoying turn of events

oh shit the fucking genie. right. maybe i wished for this nautical nonsense in my sleep. id be more impressed by having magical dreams if i didn’t have a crab claw where my arm should be. maybe i can wish for this to reverse?

‘hey genie that i dream of. i dream of genie? no that’s terrible anyway i wish for my old arm back’

i wait a bit but literally nothing happens which is a super cool turn of events that i’m real glad is happening right now. maybe i have to be asleep for the wish to work? or maybe i’ve already used up all my wishes? i really couldn’t give a shit i’m cutting my arm off

i grab the biggest, sharpest looking knife in all of the knife holding thing and i bring it down on my arm. in one solid chop the arm is severed from my body and there is no blood. i don’t even feel anything

then the arm disappears. i think. it could have been stolen by a very quiet and fast raccoon when i blinked. there’s really know way of knowing

then something starts sprouting from my arm. as it worms it’s way out i realize it’s the dream genie. it stares at me for a second and then says ‘don’t worry about blood; this wound has been clawterized!’

i just blinked at it for a bit before asking if i could have my arm back, and it smiled at me

‘have you learned your lesson?’

‘what lesson this seemed just like random bullshit for the sake of it’

it winked at me, and then also disappeared. or maybe it was carried off by the same hypothetical raccoon from before. who’s to say

anyway what matters is i got my arm back and it was a normal human arm so that’s good. although i did used to be double jointed in that arm and now i’m not so this genie kind of sucks i think. also if the lesson was to be less crabby i’m going to punt that genie into the ocean for that stupid pun. then it’ll be sleeping with the fishes. that wasn’t funny i’m going back to bed

[starryevermore]

from these: 3, 12 and 22? 📝🤎

3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?

i don't really have much of a routine tbh! i usually just write when i get the inspiration, which is sometimes just jotting down plot points in my notes app or squeezing out a few hundred words of a fic while i wait for a class to start 😅 more often than not, though, writing a full-length fic gets pushed to the weekend bc that's the only time i have freetime. usually, i just put on a show or movie that i've seen a thousand times so i have background noise but don't have to focus on it and i just let the words flow.

12. If a genie offered you three writing wishes, what would they be? Btw if you wish for more wishes the genie turns all your current WIPs into Lorem Ipsum, I don’t make the rules

ack this is hard. ok ok wish #1: being able to finish my wips bc there's too many good ideas that i never bring to fruition. wish #2: being able to feel more confident about my writing bc even if i come away proud of a work, i still feel like it's shit lmao. aaand wish #3: being able to write action scenes bc holy shit am i bad at it.

22. How organized are you with your writing? Describe to me your organization method, if it exists. What tools do you use? Notebooks? Binders? Apps? The Cloud?

ehhh it depends! usually with original work, i have a dedicated notebook for the story and i'll write down everything in there from character descriptions to plot lines to snippets of dialogue. for fanfiction, i usually just have a word doc that has a basic outline of the plot and then i jump in to the chapters. some are more well-thought out than others, like i have a jonathan levy fic that's planned out by the chapter with every single plot point that needs to be hit and how to hit it. others are more fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants, which is where we are with do not chastise the dove, because i planned everything out to the detail up until chapter five and now i just know some key points i want to hit but have no plan on how to get there lol

ask me some weird fanfic questions!

[hadesisqueer]

Volume 8 is coming to an end so here's a summary.

Everyone clowning about a romantic Bumbleby goodbye before they separated.

“If you were one of my men I would have you shot” well there it is.

Tube Weiss and all the memes about it.

SNAKE WITH A MOUSTACHE (Robyn really getting better and better with nicknames).

Fiona, May and Joanna just being amazing.

“Grimm talked” “What?” “GRIMM TALKED”

All the theories and memes about Summer being the Hound that turned out to be half true.

Freezerburn divorce memes.

Pspspspsps.

Nora no-

Lots of Nuts and Dolts moments.

Neath Oum's ominous tweets.

More Robyn Hill nicknames.

“YOU CHEATED YOUR WAY INTO BEACON”

Jaune becoming the most mentally stable person in the whole group after volumes of him being self-destructive? It's more likely than you think.

My entire dash being everyone losing their fucking minds over “Yeah, Ruby”

GIRLS NIGHT OUT.

Rematch between Cinder and Penny. Spoiler: Cinder loses... Again.

Neo deciding to fight against Maria, an old lady.

Neo getting her ass kicked by the old lady.

Everyone losing their fucking minds over the broadcast and the old faces.

MAYA GLYNDA.

The fucking hack. Everyone crying.

The fucking river.

Duct tape Winter looking as hot and as mentally unstable as ever.

More Neath Oum's ominous tweets.

More pspspsps are ya defecting son.

Cinder's backstory and a wave of people writing fics of her being adopted by Qrow or Tai or something guilty here

Oscar and Ozpin deciding to try and spread the seed of doubt.

“I lost my Penny in the tundra” “Harriet there's people that are dying” memes.

Ren's semblance evolution.

Ren calling out everyone.

“You care about your teammates. You're angry. This one doesn't want to be here. This one wants to go home too. You're all full of shit”

Emercury separation.

Canon Trans May Marigold! (it was already canon but it was great to see her talk about it and seeing it be treated in such a natural way).

Whitley :)

Cliff-hanger.

Seven weeks of hiatus. I legit have erased from my memory whatever the fuck happened there.

“This was the tame half” NO SHIT.

The Haunting of Bly Schnee Manor. Same amount of trauma and gayness.

Whitley :) I love this boy so much.

The Schnees are all just too cool.

Ruby and Blake! Having a meaningful conversation!

Oh there's a person inside that thing.

Everyone just going inside a whale.

WHY IS TEAM FNKI THERE.

The return of the sexy genie.

Yang punched Salem. On the boob.

“Her again?” Okay why are you so satisfied.

Me and a good bunch of the fandom crying over Hazel.

PSPSPSPS WORKED EVERYONE EMERALD FINALLY DEFECTED AFTER AROUND SEVEN VOLUMES ROOTING FOR HER.

Bye Whale you will be missed.

Harriet don't snitch.

Watts dissing Cinder even if his tragic backstory was losing the science fair.

Neo being a little shit and everyone laughing about it.

Everyone screaming about the Beeunion.

“But Blake hasn't screamed yet” Shut the fuck up fandom.

“I am the very model of a genocidal general🎶”

PSPSPSPS WORKED AGAIN MARROW DEFECTED AND WINTER SAVED HIS LIFE.

Holy shit Jaune identified a romantic moment.

Ren booped Nora and everyone liked that.

Ruby and Yang being the adorable traumatized sisters they are.

Tsundere Emerald.

Everyone agreeing that Emerald and Oscar are now siblings.

Everyone agreeing that Robyn and Qrow saw Marrow and Winter in the elevator.

Where the fuck is Raven part 183828329

More Neath Oum's ominous tweets.

Everyone making ominous tweets actually.

Everybody going fucking crazy about the thumbnails.

“Blake hasn't screamed yet” Shut the fuck up.

The fight against Ironwood being just pure serotonin compared to the pain we were waiting for.

Winter suddenly becoming an Action Hero.

Penny :)

You know what's better than a sexy genie? Two sexy genies.

EVERYBODY GOES TO VACUO.

Cinder learned the power of friendship and used it for evil. No one expected that.

JACQUES SCHNEE IS DEAD... in the most anticlimatic yet fitting way possible.

Harriet what the fuck are you doing part 183828392

“Do not fall” and Yang took that personally.

BLAKE SCREAMED ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY NOW.

FERAL BLAKE.

All the memes that came after that.