#homeboy is going to absolutely snap

[loveindefinitely]

O b s e s s e d with need to listen to me. I can't get it out of my head.

I mostly can't stop thinking of soap who is so disgruntled and moody after the whole ordeal. Just absolutely pent up, so he starts acting out, snapping, talking back, that sort of thing. As promised price extends his punishment and it only breaks soap down more and more until finally he's sobbing and begging price to please do Something.

I have no idea where to go from here I just love the mental image of soap acting out when he doesn't get what he wants, maybe price extends ghost and gaz's punishments as well. Says something like "you can thank him for this" and now they're All huffy and upset.

Reader's the only one who is spared so they take out their frustration on her.

Ok i'm done thank you so much have a good day

-🐭

you are a GENIUS omg. ily. this is sososo canon in this mini poly141 verse.

warning. nsfw drabble (cont. ntltm)

because you're so right. soap would be a total bitch afterwards. needy and pent up and kinda jealous that you two are the only ones that got to get off, even though he put so much effort into eating you out. homeboy is stressed.

cue the next morning, where he's grumpy, whiney and just overall being a frustrating guy to be around.

ghost is in the kitchen, fixing up breakfast in the mess, and soap would just come up behind him, nuzzling his head into his neck and pressing his dick against simon. rutting into him kinda, before ghost shoots him a vicious glare. he backs off.

but then, he sees gaz walking in, and he rushes over to him, pulling him into a deep hug. one that was a bit too much for their usual morning interactions.

that's when you stumble in, weary eyed and still kinda lethargic from last night's ordeal.

and soap's not mad, not really, but he's frustrated that you got the better end of the deal.

so, he pulls you in, hands at your hips, before he's assaulting your mouth with feverish kisses. they're frantic, and you can feel how hard he is where it presses against your stomach. you try and pull away, and when you do, the man huffs like a disgruntled pup.

when it's price who comes in next, soap is pissed off beyond relief.

rising a brow, a challenging one, price would ask how he slept. soap would roll his eyes and mutter something under his breath that would have your eyes blowing wide, a little shocked, a little dismayed.

gaz would blow out a deep exhale, extracting himself from the situation, walking quietly over to ghost. which, for once, would be the safest option out of you four.

and price would narrow his eyes, daring soap to keep up his pissy attitude. soap would, of course, because this man has absolutely ZERO self preservation skills.

he'd then have the nerve to ask if he can bend you over the kitchen counter and fuck you. just, openly asking, as if you yourself aren't standing right there.

price would simply tell him that he won't be allowed to stick his dick in anything for the rest of the week.

then, he'd stride over to the other two men without another word, tell them the same thing, and get to work cutting up some spinach.

and you'd be left there, gaping, confused, as soap stands with a similar expression. as if he wasn't fully aware that his actions held consequences, and he really shouldn't have been such a brat after last night.

he'd narrow his eyes at you, snarky, saying something about how you yet again evaded punishment.

say something about how price 'dinnae said nothin' 'bout bendin' ye over, aye?" and he'd forcefully bend you over the table, rutting into your back like a mutt, using your body without inserting anything anywhere.

and, with a moment of clarity, you'd realise that gaz and ghost are watching, with a glint of envy in their eyes.

you'd been in for a long week.

this is absolutely shit btw because halfway through writing this my BED BROKE and i think i may have also broken my toe. so this is coming from a place of pain and distress. great idea tho !! thanks for enjoying my writing mwah mwah

[t0ta11y-n0t-cup1d]

You’ve showed in a few of your drabbles and fics the boys’ more instinctive behaviors when it comes to the people they like (like Leo with his tapping/claw fluttering). Do you think you could tell us a bit more about how you think each of the boys act differently around the person they like due to their instincts and more “turtle-like” behavior? I think it’s super cute and cool that you try to incorporate those traits into your fics! I’d love to see more of it 💞💞💞

Instinct

꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡ ;; small habits that you've picked up from the turtles

taglist ;; @apostlephobe

req ;; yes/no

gn reader—they/them prns

warnings ;; swearing

raph ;;

— not just because he's an alligator snapping turtle, but i think he would display a lot of cuteness/affectionate aggression!!

— i.e. playful bites, playfighting (very, VERY careful playfighting. he is a big boy and can crush you easily.)

— he deffo chirps and churrs, but it's absolutely the deepest out of the brothers. like it's SCARY how deep his churrs can get.

— on the topic of sounds, he deffo makes like dog-whining sounds when he's upset :( like the high-pitched ones (he makes them whenever he's really REALLY worried or just upset)

— big tail go whoosh. mostly sways when he's nervous/happy!!!! he loves u but stay back when he's REALLY happy mans can knock you into your feet by accident :(

— do not the tail unless u tell him first + get permission. easy way to death is to touch his tail without asking bc his first reaction will be to swing it HARD (not intentionally) and it WILL give you a concussion.

leo ;;

— prone to chirping. that's it. loves to chatter and prattle on, especially about how much he loves you, and will only ever stop if you give him kisses + affection, and will do so with soft chirps <3

— ALSO CHURRS!! but gets embarrassed about it and tries to do it in private/ when only you are around (p.s. he churrs almost all the time when y'all r alone)

— like mentioned in the post, he flutters and taps his claws!! this one is more instinctive so he gets HELLA embarrassed when y'all r doing whatever and his hands go to your face and gently tap or wiggle against your cheeks

— (melts if you do it back to him)

— y'all seen those photos of red-eared sliders riding on top of softshells?? yeah that but you. he will LAY ON YOU any chance he gets homeboy loves to cuddle

— his tail isn't as big as raph's, but deffo is as expressive, it wags alot, mostly when he's happy,, but like his churrs, he normally tries to control himself and his reactions so around others, his tail will twitch a little around you, but it's full-on wagging when ur alone :]]

donnie ;;

- homeboy growls more often than actual churrs, but u can BET UR ASS that as soon as u say sumn as little as 'wow, that's so cool!' or 'ooh, ur so smart!' to him HE LOSES IT homeboy becomes a chirruped, churring mess

- obv he's preferential w physical touch, but is in heaven when u massage his shoulders after a long day of missions/work (shrimp posture) and he subconsciously churrs (despite him denying it)

- when feeling needy/ in a lovey-dovey mood, he tends to nudge ur head w his, veryvery gently

- so much so that it can be a silent way (cough cough bad boy image) of him asking for affection/ attention from u w/o having to actually ask

- unlike raph and leo. does not. NOT like having his tail touched he will bite and snap at u outta pure instinct.

- SPEAKING OF WHICH gentle bites and deffo some playfighting bc softshells r aggressive but he loves u a lot :]] also when annoyed/agitated/threatened. neck. he turns around/ stretches his neck (not much) to look bigger + more intimidating (it just looks silly)

mikey ;;

- straight out the gate we all know he's affectionate and touchy asf. i know i said it for all of them but.

- PLAYFIGHTING!!!!!;;;;!!!!:!!!:: but he don't hold back. he is BITING he is SCRATCHING he is PLAYING DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!! (he learned it from leo)

- tends to just. bumpbump nudgenudge u when he wants affection (or whines for it bc #youngest-child-syndrome)

- considering how talkative and very open-w-his-feelings he is, he's probbles the most comfortable openly chirping and churring around you, he does not care bc he wants u to know u make him happy/comfy enough to be able to do those sounds :))

- the tail!! wags like CONSTANTLY but similar to raph's, don't touch unless given permission (he bites)

LUV FROM ;; CUPEZ

A/N ;; HIIII hi guys :) lol sorry for going missing. i have no excuse. ANYWAYYYYY sorry for such a lil upload and IM SO SORRY FOR GETTING THIS REQ DONE SO LATE :(((((( anyhow, i HOPE (not promising) that i can start writing more and more soon!! busy w school but y'all know how it is!!!!

[voltronisanobsession]

miguel finding his kid again

I wanted this to be short but I couldn’t help writing so much :/ I just ended it quickly LMAO💀💀

SPIDERVERSE CONCEPT CUZ IVE BEEN OBSESSED

OK SO!! I’ve seen a LOT of headcanons and concepts about Miguel finding his kid in a different universe and just being super protective of them, whether they’re a spider or a normal civilian. But I have a different take on it.

Imagine Miguel and his crew of spider people hunting down this new anomaly that’s been jumping between different universes, always managing to narrowly escape them. Miguel is super frustrated because not one of them is able to capture this villain? Person? Ugh he doesn’t have enough time to care with all the mayhem they’re causing.

This new anomaly, aka Reader, happened to gain these freak new abilities after the events in ITSV that allows them to tear a hole in any universe and travel through it. Of course they have no idea which universe their new powers will take them to so it’s always a 50/50 chance with it.

But the real problem that makes reader a ‘threat’ to the spider society is when they stay too long in a universe, things start slowly glitching out and causing destruction to the world. They’re just too strong that it breaks the balance of any universe they stay in. Kind of like tipping the scale sort of deal!

Which is why homeboy Miguel wants Reader detained asap before they cause a whole universe to collapse on itself. But like! It’s not the readers fault really!! They just don’t know how to control their powers and having a bunch of adults viciously chase them around really does something to a kid (looking at you Miles💀)

But constantly running away from superheroes while wearing a mask does begin painting them in a villain light💔

So imagine Reader gets cornered at last by Miguel, Jess, and some other spiders.

“Guys, I promise it’s not what it looks like. I’m just a normal person, I’m practically harmless!” They say as they bump against the building behind them, watching in horror as it begins to glitch at the contact they made.

Despite the teens voice sounding familiar, Miguel brushes it off and scoffs.

“Ha, harmless. Don’t make this any more difficult than it has to be.”

Reader has no idea what the spider society is gonna do to them so they can only glitch a hole in the building behind them and run away in fear. Miguel is absolutely fed up with them and just dashes after Reader, chasing them up buildings as they glitch around. He knows he’s running out of time since this usually only happens when they’re getting ready to open a portal.

He would manage to get a hold of their hoodies sleeve before they go tumbling down to the ground, mask yanked off to properly breath in some air. Reader opens a portal, trying to stand up and stumbling a bit, looking back to Miguel.

Just as he’s about to run towards them and tackle them to the ground, his breath gets caught in his throat, heart suddenly beating erratically.

He recognizes their hair, the shape of their face, sees the fear in their eyes. He literally cannot move. Miguel is frozen at his spot, body trembling at the sight of you. His child. His dead child.

“y/n?” His voice would almost be a whisper, but reader hears. They can only stare in shock at the sound of their name, slowly backing up.

“How do you know my name?”

This dude would get some major flash backs, from his old life, to when he caused a universe’s destruction. Everything he swore to protect, to love, he failed. He failed reader twice, so it’s understandable that Miguel might be a little afraid of you.

He would not move an inch even after readers gone, Jess having to snap him back to reality. Miguel was not ready to get a smack to the face with seeing Reader again after all this time and pain.

This is what I wanted to talk about originally. After seeing his kid again, instead of growing desperate to create a new relationship with them, he’s just afraid. He’s scared of a repeat after what happened before. Miguel wouldn’t be able to stand the sight of reader, they remind him too much of what he’s lost.

I think he would step down in being about of the chase for Reader, he can’t go after them after finding out their his child. Well, in a different universe, their his child. He’s too afraid to face them again. Too afraid of the memories they bring.

It’s only when they accidentally glitch into his office that he’s forced to come face with them again. And when he does, he tries his best to get away from them💀💀💀 like bro is webbing away, powering up his platform and getting lifted up into the air away from them.

Which would totally be fine with Reader hadn’t they been chased down by this man for a couple of weeks. Why isn’t he trying to attack them? What’s the sudden mood change? Is he afraid of what they could do?

They can only clumsily climb their way up to him while asking him questions.

“Um, I know we got off the wrong foot but- urgh! Almost slipped haha! Anyways like I was saying! What’s your name? Oh and why are you trying to get away from me?”

They would be right in front of Miguel, a few feet away from where they’re hanging and he would just turn around, back facing them while they grunt in annoyance.

“You stopped going with your little gang. I know I’ve been zapping all over the place but was it something I did? Hey are you ok??”

Miguel’s body would move as he tries to stifle his quiet sobs at the sound of your voice. Oh god did he miss you. But he can’t get close to reader again. Not after what happened last time.

“I think I have tissue somewhere in my poCKEETTT-!” Miguel’s immediately webbing reader towards him as they slip off the pipe they were standing on, making a free fall

He lets out a shaky breath at the sight of you alright in his arms again. He can’t control his urges as he hugs reader tightly, letting soft apologies fall from his lips.

All this is happening and reader is just so dumbfounded. They could only awkwardly pat his arm and accept his apologies. You didn’t know he was THAT sorry for chasing you around universes.

“I missed you so much. I never wanted that to happen to you, mi corazon. I’m so sorry. I’m so, so sorry.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about man but thanks I guess?”

He’s sniffling as he releases you, eyebrows furrowed as he holds you by the shoulders. It’s only when he realizes reader has no idea who he is that his heart sinks.

“My dad died when I was young. Like toddler young. I never got to know him.”

You don’t know how to feel when Miguel reveals that he was your father, not the same dad from your universe, but a different variant.

This begins the weird growing relationship between the two of them. Miguel tries his best to put distance between them while Reader is just super eager to know more about him! His favorite foods, how he created this spider society, what happened to the different variant of you that clearly has him shaken up!

It would take a bit of time before Miguel slowly lets down his guard again. Allowing reader into his heart again for the third time.

[tea-plantz]

your bill hcs were so good and got me thinking... what about yandere bill w/ a reader whos in a relationship already with ford?? i love your work btw!!!

Oooh this is such an interesting request! Thank you so much for submitting this, I absolutely LOVE writing stuff like this!

He/him for Bill

They/them for the reader

<Yandere Bill Cipher x reader who’s in a relationship with Ford Pines>

When Bill found out that you were already with somebody, he was devastated, moreover, when he found out that the other person was Ford, he completely lost it. You were supposed to be HIS and HIS ALONE!!

Homeboy was oozing with jealousy fr.

The triangle couldn’t grasp how you could fall for someone like Ford! I mean, it’s Ford for gods sake!

He probably stalked the two of you while you were out on dates, all while angrily muttering to himself and sending an unknowing Ford death stares. (Bill punching the air rn)

At first he debated on just killing Ford and getting it all over with, that’s usually the easiest way to solve problems, but then he realized that if he did that, you would most definitely hate him.

He couldn’t risk that happening and he knew it, Bill isn’t a dumb guy, y’know. Therefore, he decided on the second best option: To threaten Ford instead.

Bill waited until the timing was just right, before appearing right in front of Ford himself in one of his most terrifying forms. (Like when he’s all red and big and stuff)

“Cipher?! What do you want? Haven’t you already tormented me and my family enough?!” “Ford Pines, my good pal! I’m not here to cause any harm old man, I’m just here to reclaim something that’s MINE buddy” “What? Something of yours? I have no idea what you’re talking about Cipher!” “A precious little s/o of yours say’s otherwise!”

Once Ford realized what Bill was talking about, he panicked. Y/n? Why did Bill want you? No! He can’t let that demon have you! Who knows what the hell that psycho had in mind?!

Now, the outcome of this conversation was mostly just Ford becoming way more protective over you, and Bill failing to claim you as his.

So when that didn’t work, he resorted to plan B: pursuing you.

“Hey, sugar tits (pls someone stop me) why be with that old sack of meat, when you could be with a real charm devil *wink wink* (with ultimate rizz)

The dorito tried every trick in the book to win you over without causing any harm as to not scare you, but when you still stayed with Ford after everything, he finally snapped.

You were his and ONLY his, that’s the way it is supposed to be, and if you can’t accept that, he will just have to make you realize how much better than Ford he is, resulting in some pretty traumatic scenes for you, but not to worry! Your new boyfriend is here to make it all okay… he can treat you better then Ford, better than anybody for that matter, and he was going to prove it.

Look at him, such a silly little thing

[dilucsfav]

saw ur masturbation headcanons and was sad as hell that there wasnt itto included :c pls write for itto too!

OH NO OH NO IM SORRY ITTO MY LOVE

ofc i'll do itto!! i havent done general hcs w itto, so that'll be what this kinda is!! except the nsfw will be your request bc we can forget about our grand arataki itto <3

Itto hcs and scenarios!!

warning(s): nsfw!!

favorite places to kiss you are your wrists, ears, thighs, and omg your back idk he would absolutely kiss your shoulders down your spine and AHDJKkjasjfkaw

^^ after youve had a long day or just need to relax in general, he'd totally totally give you a massage and trace his kisses all over your back in doing so

^^^^ ORRR OR when you two are taking a bubble bath together, youre laying in between his legs and leaning against him, his fingers tracing your back and running the bubble suds down your body... god god and he just will occasionally kiss spots on your back and UGDGSHd

he is so perfect. protect baby at all costs <3

HE'D PAINT UR NAILS AND YOU'D PAINT HIS

this ones random but but when he cooks for you he would totally wear the dumbass "kiss the cook" apron EXCEPT it would say "kiss the oni" and he'd make you kiss him LDAMSKDK

when you hang out with him and his arataki gang, yall would just all do dumb shit together and god it would be so so much fun i wanna hang out with the arataki gang too

^^^ FUCKKCSDSJ HE'D BE SO MEAN AND FUNNY AND TOUGH WITH YOU AND HE'D DO WRESTLING MATCHES WITH YOU AND THE GANG WOULD CHEER YOU ON he'd feel so betrayed by his friends cuz they want him to lose sobs

i can imagine him constantly taking you to inazuma in late nights to take you on ramen dates. ahh itto baby❤️❤️

HE SNORES SO DAMN LOUD LMAO he could wake up a whole damn castle with his loud ass snoring

this is so random but he'd totally play dress-up and run around with the kids in inazuma for their and your entertainment (thats canon bc i said so)

with aratki duties comes not-so fun times,,, when he gets hurt, youre usually the one to tend to his wounds

^^ CAN U IMAGINE THIS MEAL OF A MAN GAZING AT YOU LOVINGLY AS YOU STICH UP HIS WOUNDS?? A SIDE SMIRK CUZ HE THINKS YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND APPRECIATES YOUR GENTLENESS WITH HIM, WHILST YOURE CHIDING HIM AND TELLING HIM TO BE MORE CAREFUL

"You're dazzling, (Y/N). Did you know that, lovely?"

this is kinda gross,, but you'd always find nasty shit in his hair (bugs, dirt, etc) 😭

^^ then you proceed to yell at him for being gross and helping clean him up constantly

he adores you so much oh my god

i feel like itto would yell at you a lot, but like playfully yk? he knows when and when not to raise his voice jokingly depending on the situation

he'd constantly bring you brownies ?? LMAO LIKE ODDLY SPECIFIC DESSERT, I COULD JUST SEE HIM BRINGING YOU EITHER BROWNIES (fudge brownies only, they are superior) OR RAW COOKIE DOUGH😭

nsfw:

i always see people saying like "oh kazuha could break the bed" or "oh childe would totally break the bed" and i kindly disagree,,,, CUZ ITTO?? TOTALLY WOULD???

one of the fucking bed legs on the frame would just snap and homeboy would just stop and laugh about it with you (and then do absolutely nothing about it and continue)

as i said in the ceo itto hcs, there's a good balance of rough sex, gentle, etc etc

its never fucking vanilla sex though...

^^kinky, hot, sweaty...... good god im going straight to hell for writing this

he'd throw your legs on his shoulders and would just go absolutely mad on your-

sorry. god hes so hes so so so

SUCH A WHINER WTF

when he masturbates and thinks of you stop stop he’d be so rough on himself and would just wish you were there to help him

HES SO DAMN LOUD- gorou could probably hear him masturbating from a fucking mile away😭 AND HES PROBABLY YELLING UR NAME TOO SO GOROU WOULD JUST FREAK OUT AND GET SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE LMFAO

hes ABSOLUTELY into face sitting. he loves it so much, he could let you sit on his face for hours if you wanted tbh (me next pls)

this is random, but i think in a way he'd kinda be into roleplaying?? but like within that when he's more dominant he'd wanna see you with a blindfold on.

^^ i think he just finds pleasure in your expression, knowing that youre not sure what hes gonna do next? and you'd find thrill in the unknown cuz itto is so random so you wouldnt know what to prepare yourself for? you know what i mean? hes so baby girl

"Oh? You like it when I run my fingers right there, hm? Tell me."

oh my god when you two are in the moment he'd have one hand gripping your hip, and the other would be in your hair jerking it everytime he goes in,,, FJIAHFJKASBFUKASHFIK

sorry.

hes so kinky help- i couldnt say like his FAVORITE thing but i think ONE of his favorite things to do to you would be choking

yall yall hes such a heavy breather and grunter its so hot

i think afterwards hes such a big baby. loves sleeping with his face nuzzled in your chest, ear against your chest to feel your heartbeats bc it relaxes him so much

ITTO<333333

[cherryo]

Hello! Hope you are having wonderful day :3

Would you write some headcanons for rottmnt boys x reader who shows cute agression that often tires to bite them softly and squish with hugs?

It can be a little smut if you feel so :3

OH MY GOSH!!! I LOVED THIS SOOOOOOO SOOOO MUCH!!! IM AN AGRESSIVE LOVER SO THIS HIT SO CLOSE TO HOME FOR ME!!! i had so much fun writing this!! i didn't go with smut this time so just fluff, but if you want a smuttier version I can definitely do that!

Pronouns: none ? i think lol warnings: none it's pure fluff, cursing though? slight talk about Donnies panic at touch and his insecurity, but that should be it?

Leo

Out of all the boys I think he's the most okay with it? In terms of not caring or acknowledging when it happens

Not in a bad way though!! He absolutely melts on the inside, he fully takes it as a compliment

It would take him longer to get used to the biting tbh

The squishing in hugs he would love so much!! This man is in desperate need of long hugs

The biting though,,,, he found it odd at first and then grew used to it

He didn't think you were weird, just that the biting was weird

But! He doesn't even blink when you bit his arms or fingers or whatever

All in all he enjoys the cuteness aggression, he might even have some himself

I think he'd show it in squeezing your arm (I do that hehehe) and hands!! 

Or shaking your shoulders! 

 Raph

Opposite of Leo, would take longer to get used to the hugs!! 

While yes he gets hugs from his brothers a lot, he's just scared 

He doesn't want to hurt you, but after awhile he let's you squish him during hugs

(Y'all had to work up to that though, originally with squeezing his arms) 

After he realized he really wasn't going to hurt you, he started to love and I mean love the hugs

He thinks it's adorable that you feel he's so cute that you need to physically let it out 

He's never really thought he's cute but god you changed his whole world

The biting though, he understood immediately, considering he's a snapping turtle 

I think as a child he used to need teething toys or something because he would just chomp and when you do it he's comforted by it

Knowing he's not alone in needing to bite

He literally doesn't bat an eyelash when you bite him but when you hug or squeeze his arm, he's kicking and swinging his feet, giggling and melting in your arms

He loves you and he loves that you get cuteness aggression <33

 Mikey

I feel like personally he wouldn't understand? Like he gets like cuteness zoomies and giggles, and other types but aggression? 

It'd take him a hot second to get used to the random squeezing and bites

The first time you bit him he screamed, like bloody murder, he fr thought you were going to eat him

He calmed down when you told him about cuteness aggression and that you're not trying to eat him, but that you sometimes need to let out the built up emotions 

He understands but doesn't like understand? 

Homeboy is confused, but he let's you do it nonetheless, he finds it sweet that you two let out the pent up cuteness out in other ways (not like *that*)

Eventually, he'll be like his brothers and won't bat an eye but you still scare him when you don't give warnings

 Donnie

Donnie takes the longest, he already doesn't find physical touch very nice, so it takes a while for him to get used to and warm up to regular romantic touch

It takes him even longer for your random love attacks

Obviously, you knew how he felt so you didn't go for it at first, you waited till he was comfortable then explained it to him

Apprehensive at first, really didn't know what to do when you squished him or chewed on his arm

The first time you bit him, he hit you square on the nose like a shark

Okay so, he panicked, he wasn't ready and you backed off and found something else to chew on

He felt bad that he wasn't getting used to it fast, you reassured him you'd wait for him. You always would. 

He eventually got okay with it, but just like regular touch he'd need breaks from it and had made you a chew that looked like him so you could always technically let your aggression out on him

He loves you and somewhat loves the cuteness aggression, he has moments where it's just not the thing for him, but he communicates that with you and you both are happy with the little arrangement you've got going on <33

He loves you and gets insecure sometimes when he doesn't want touch, but you always reassured him <3

[chvoswxtch]

Hi I’d like to order an old fashioned for the mile high club with matt murdock 😏😏😏

my baby berry,

the thots you have put in my head. let's discuss. 😈

this old fashioned is garnished with jalepeño (minors dni)

thots below the cut

matt murdock joins the mile high club

as someone who is already riddled with anxiety, it is godawful when i fly, and i can only imagine what it is like for matty and his heightened senses

i feel like he would absolutely hate to fly (which is probably why homeboy never leaves new york) because of how overwhelming it is for him to be in a confined metal tube with a bunch of scents, noises, textures, etc.

that being said, the first time you talk matty into a trip with you somewhere that involves needing a plane, you formulate a little plan in your head

first things first, noise cancelling head phones are a must (i don't know if y'all have ever been on a plane, but it is LOUD during take off, and it would hurt his poor ears)

maybe you bring your favorite blanket, the one he loves that feels the nicest against his skin, and also has the familiar scent of his apartment that helps calm him and feel more relaxed

since you want matty to be comfy on the flight, you encourage him to wear those lovely grey sweatpants of his (totally not for ulterior purposes)

i don't know exactly how disability accommodations work on flights (i haven't flown very much and i myself do not have a disability) but i feel like you could get it worked out to where it's just you and matty in your aisle

so when take off time comes, you drape the soft blanket over the two of you and let matty hold your hand in his lap. i would imagine he would probably grip onto your hand pretty tightly to help steady himself as the plane actually starts to take off, and this is where your evil masterplan comes into play

with your free hand, you snake it underneath the blanket, and begin to lightly palm matty through his sweats, trying to hide your smirk at the way his hips instinctively jerk upwards, and you can practically see his eyes double in size behind the crimson lenses of his glasses when he snaps his head in your direction

but you just give his hand a gentle squeeze of reassurance and continue to palm him, adding a little more pressure as the plane picks up speed, and moving your hand in delicate motions as you feel his cock start to harden beneath the material

by the time the plane starts to lift into the air, you slip your hand beneath the waistband of his sweats and past his breifs, fingers softly wrapping around his now fully hard cock with a pleased smile as your thumb collects the desire leaking from his soft tip

matty just lets his head fall back against the seat, clenching his jaw shut tightly as you watch his eyes close behind his glasses, breathing heavily through his nose and shifting his hips upwards slightly to match the rhythm of your hand

eventually he can't help but let out a low groan because he can smell how turned on you are and how much you're enjoying letting him fuck your hand

being the giver that he is, matty would try to sneak his own hand into your leggings to offer you the same pleasure you're giving him, but you would gently push his wrist away and lean over to softly kiss along his jaw and down his neck sensually

matt doesn't ever want to come unless it's inside you, and as soon as he feels like he's going to combust, he's shooting up from his seat and dragging you up with him, positioning your body in front of him to hide the visible tent in his sweats as you guide him to the bathroom

which no one pays attention to because you're just helping your blind boyfriend to the bathroom, right?

again i don't know if y'all have ever been on a plane, but the bathrooms are TINY (there isn't much room to work with) and unfortunately there isn't really anything for matty to bend you over or set you on and he doesn't want to sit on the petri dish that is the plane toilet seat so he settles for pushing you up against the wall

and he's grateful you talked him into sweats because he can just push them down his thighs with his briefs and tug your leggings and panties down in one swift motion and then he's easily slipping into you from behind because of how wet you are and you're both trying so fucking hard not to make too much noise

but matty is rubbing furiously at your clit as he fucks you from behind because he wants you to come with him and you're clamping your hand over your mouth while he's sinking his teeth into your shoulder and by the time you both come you're praying the engine of the plane is loud enough to stifle your moans

but needless to say, matty doesn't mind flying anymore as long as he's flying with you

[blackraged]

MORTAL KOMBAT 1 Thoughts Pt3.

[❌❌xontains SPOILERS ❌❌]

The final thoughts on the game as it's coming to an end. This was a ride!

Chapter 11

You go king. Show Sindel horrors beyond comprehension

Oohh, I love the incorporated acknowledgement of the plot from MK11 here.

Liu Kang is so humble, it makes him such a good character?? I was so scared he'd become too nice to handle, but they managed to balance him so well.

This existential anomalies concept is giving ATSV vibes.

D-did Nitara just straight up hiss at Sindel,, LOL

It literally warms my heart to see Sindel, Kitana and Mileena being a loving family. So far honestly the best decision by NRS.

Chapter 12

Lesbians

I'm in tears about this family reunion. I wonder if Jerrod is now fully in charge of the created Ermac body, or if this will be a "fight for the control of the mind and body" kinda trope.

Sindel dies after all, what???? That's not fair,, we had just gotten good Empress Sindel😭😭😭 at least she is within Jerrod now

Where did they leave Kung Lao, Raiden, Johnny, Kenshi and Syzoth in all of this?? Homeboys are literally missing out on all the drama.

This really is turning into ATSV, does that mean we get to see other reoccurring characters too??

Chapter 13

I know I said this before, but Liu Kang Geras' friendship means so much to me. He really be looking out for his friend qwq

"Dark doubles" now this one is a little confusing. Are those the dark doubles from MK11 which means Scorpion would still be Hanzo Hasashi, or did Shang Tsung recreate the Universe to the exact same as Liu Kang has, except made everyone follow him?

Was that an Armageddon reference 👀👀

Never in a lifetime would I have thought that Raiden, Shang Tsung and Quan Chi would become a fun trio.

Shang is way too baby girl, it's making me low-key uncomfortable. It feels so wrong.

Dark Shao Khan looks so silly, while Dark Reiko is serving c0nt

Chapter 14

I don't like how this chapter is called Time of Death and it starts with Liu Kang in the scene.

KITANA????? KITANA WAS A TITAN???? So ALL of the Tower Endings were real?? AND canon???

"You were my Liu Kang" btch I'm bawling

Yo, everyone's Dark Timeline look is absolutely stunning.

I'm such a fan of Liu Kang kicking Nitara.

These fights are so cool but visually so confusing. I never know where to look.

Chapter 15

THERE IS A FEMALE JOHNNY LMAO

Ohno, I don't like this "select your final warrior" option.

Not Quan Chi waking down like a Hell Priest

Wait BLACK DRAGON SONYA??

John Kahner......I would have loved you see that timeline.

I appreciate the various Easter Eggs put into game, but I hate (I'm being dramatic) the character mashups like Scorp Lao, John Kahner, Stung Lao, Frostbite, Quantum Chi,

The various Johnny's are killing me. Especially Mime Johnny. We need a spin off with all the Johnnys.

HOLD ON A FREAKING SECOND. CASSIE, JACQUI, TAKEDA AND KUNG JIN??? AYOO??

I think the new Era Shang Tsung is pretty redeemable.

These final fights are a little stressful ngl.

I-what....what just happened. Is it like just over over l. Was this a snap shot to another time line? Am I missing something? Is it over just like that?

I called it. I knew it was the damn Shirai Ryu.

Weird thought, but is Madame Bo the alt version to Bo Rai Cho by chance?

"Changed the Arcs of our lives" very sweet double meaning, but I feel like it has a secret third meaning, and I'm unsure if I like it. I'm sure there is something coming to sting.

Conclusion of the game;

THAT'S IT?? THAT'S FCKING ALL?? Why does this feel like the end of the entire franchise??? I know the title being MK1 implies that there WILL be future installments. But this very much felt like the end of a Saga, and it is really pulling the strings of my heart.

I have so many questions still. What's next to come? What does the end of this now mean for the entire MK universe? What will they do to Shang Tsung? Will Titan Kitana be back? What about all other Characters that have become Titans? Will we see other returning characters from previous games in the future? Is there even room for new conflicts??

But overall, I loved it so much. It was absolutely worth the wait, I sincerely hope that there will be more in the future and that we didn't have to say goodbye.

NRS have really outdone themselves. Each MK game just kept becoming cooler and cooler, with MK1 now completely putting me in awe with the story, animation, designs, effects etc I am honestly not sure how they're gonna top that for the next games.

I do have to say though, that while I don't agree with some of the changes done to the story and characters, I think my favourite thing in this "reboot" is that they made Kitana and Mileena ACTUAL twin sisters.

Some characters seem also a lot more interesting now too. I'm specifically thinking Kung Lao, Raiden, Smoke and Mileena (Please don't come at me. I know how everyone was literally all over her, but I simply wasn't a fan. That has changed now obviously).

Though while I really really REALLY adored Reptile in this game, I do wish they would have kept the original Saurian Lore, - or at least part of it. In my mind it would have made more sense for the Human look.

This game was intense, interesting, captivating, funny, and tearjerking. I am still so amazed, but also feel now that void in my chest. I'm not sure how things will go from now on, but MK will continue to remain one of my fave games ever.

This really was a ride y'all.

[richtofens-hips]

no one:

absolutely no one:

me whenever any minor inconvenience:

Idk man I'm like 👌👌👌 close to either A) snap the next person who generally breathes in my direction B) completely shut down C) sob hysterically or D) all of the above, in the exact order

Hahaha rollercoaster of emotions go brrr

Oh and also my homeboy

Not sure if I posted this but if I did I edited it so lmao

hes such a freak

[mocosa-media]

I had a thought and might forget so here is my brain rot rant...?

No see because now I'm obsessed with Architects (idk it gives me Dante vibes and I like it) anyway I was listening to a song and now I wanna write a fic with it as help/template

Only problem? Idk what to do with it exactly 😐

One love for your enemy -- I feel this line could be pretty self explanatory. I can (hopefully) remember. Dante has a lotta love to give.

Two steps from the edge of your sanity -- homeboy is always suffering and close to absolute insanity in my fics hehe oops. Yeah, I like to write Dante as either madly in love (not always romantic but many times platonic) or on the edge of snapping and going apeshit

Three strikes for the cavalry, you cut me close to the bone -- interesting... I'm thinking. 🤔 three strikes gives me the vibe of a ticking time bomb ready to explode 😈 angsty one shot with a crazy Dante?? Maybe

[inthedayswhenlandswerefew]

Ok so here I come with the spam, IM SO SORRY IN ADVANCE BUT I HAVE TO GET THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM

First and foremost, i absolutely love that Helaena is the undisputed bug wh8sperer here. Her and her little companions? I love every scene with them.

AEMOND MY DEAR i see this scene so vividly in my head and i love it to bits, low how he tries to act all confident vut he is not entirely confident and just hopes it will please our girl abdjejekdkek so cute

I SQUEALED OKAY WE ARE ON NICKNAME TERMS ALREADY i'll just faint

This part warmed my soul. The way you wrote it was so beautiful it was a joy to read it, especially that you compared them to books and it just resonated with me so much. Most beautiful paragraph of your fic 💚

Ok I have to say I laughed way too much every time Aegon appeared in our girl's room. And finally a fic where I can like Aegon (from the Aemond centric ones, I'm still not over my Aemond phase so I can't read anything Aegon-centric yet). And this part?? Him showing that he cares without letting the people whe care about know about it??? Instant angst and trauma for me (and Aegon tok) but you go kinnnnng!!!

OMG THIS PART I LAUGHED OUT LOUD I can imagine Aemond's face once she said it and her laughing like a madwoman after this, because this, here, is god tier humour.

And this, here, is the another best part of this fic. It's so true and so painful and i can't do anything but nod and agree with Aemond that he has given enough. Let him be pls 😭

THE CINNAMON ROLL CATCHES ON EVERYTHING OF COURSE AND SHE IS TOO CUTE AND TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD 😭 I'm so stupidly happy she got to be there.

Since I can't attach all the parts I wanna screan about I'm sending it in another ask, sorry 🥺

PLEASE NEVER STOP SPAMMING ME, I AM IN SHAMBLES 😭😭 This is one of the best gifts I have ever received 😭😭 I will never forget this and will be smiling about it for the next 50+ years of my life, thank you and goodnight 😭😭

Helaena is so childlike and sweet that people discount her, but like...homegirl KNOWS things...all sorts of things... 👀

Aemond has spent his whole life feeling like he wasn't getting what he deserved and now he FINALLY has something all his own that makes him so happy but it's all in jeopardy!!! No wonder he went feral!!! Homeboy snapped 😭

[jaybirdsdarling]

Someone on Tik Tok mentioned how they knew a girl who had a threesome with her bf and his best friend and ended up getting pregnant by the friend.

Now all I can imagine is Roy accidentally impregnating Jason’s darling when he finally decides to share her.🧍🏻

[in-tua-deep]

Are you into my hero academia? What about an AU or crossover with tua?

UHHHH I am technically, like, peripherally? I watched some seasons of the show like two or three years ago and since then have simply absorbed all content through osmosis, reading fanfiction that has canon events, and my sister telling me about the arcs of her fav characters lmao

so a crossover hmmm

First of all you'd have to like, establish whether bnha is an alternate universe or just The Future If No Apocalypse with quirks being traced back to the descendants of the kids born without mothers

So let's say it's that - the glowing baby was the "first quirk" but the truth is people had powers before that. But - well, the Umbrella Academy was obviously a marketing gimmick to those in the future! There were even comics based on them

In the future, you might find some of those comics in museum exhibits dedicated to depictions of powers in the pre-quirk era, but they're just fun depictions and much less popular than, oh, DC or MCU comics which are also in the exhibits!

End of s2 doesn't happen I guess in this au?? No sparrow academy at least lmao. So, the Umbrella Academy stop the apocalypse (again) and the Commission threat is? Neutralized? Whatever. They decide to jump back to the future

Five warns them that time travel is a crapshoot, that he has no fucking idea when they'll land beyond some nebulous "future" because Five can at least control the direction if not exactly how long

Also, Five is like. Super tired. Incredibly tired. Homeboy still has a healing gut wound, time traveled twice, has been jumping all over the place, gotten even more injured, experienced paradox psychosis, and managed to undo time all in the space of like, two weeks. There actually more than that but we don't have time to get into how fucking tired Five is from his ~Month of Hell

Like genuinely this is like putting someone almost delirious from lack of sleep in the driver's seat of a car and expecting to get to your destination in one piece

But hey, the siblings are like "do it uwu" and Five has sacrificed everything for them already so why not get behind the wheel again

So Five jumps them, and of course something goes wrong because Five has pushed his powers like a great big rubber band and honestly it was only a matter of time before he lost his grip and it snapped back to hit him

So here be the umbrella academy: spilled out into the future like a cup of bad coffee.

Five probably isn't in too good of shape tbh, like they're hundreds of years in the future (but hey at least confirmation of no apocalypse am I right) in a world full of superpowers and Five is like. bleeding from his ears and nose probably idk

Let's handwave a little bit - Reginald made them all polyglots so the squad all speak varying levels of Japanese. Allison is the best at it, Five is second best but tends to use more archaic words bc he had missions in Japan back when he was with the commission, and Klaus is third best.

(Ben is the worst bc he decided when he was 16-and-dead that he didn't have to do anything regarding lessons and maintenance and hasn't given a shit since - but also he's dead so)

So you have a bunch of weird adults with a bleeding child in like, an alley who have appeared from nowhere

so of course heroes get involved

Anyway, the squad get taken in and Five is conscious but like, barely? And he's not going to let himself get separated from his siblings again fuck-you-officer and there is a lot of confusion

anyway detective tsukauchi ends up getting involved and ends up having to hear this batshit story and be like "...truth." which sends all kinds of people scrambling because fucking time travel? Like yeah, it's been theorized to be a possible quirk but there's no recorded cases of any sort of time travel that is for more than 24 hours let alone hundreds of years

"I'm an adult." Five says sourly, "I just happened to be returned to my 13 year old body when I time traveled one time."

"True." Tsukauchi says, feeling his soul leave his body, but like. absently. the way he does when he's called in at 2am after getting off of work at midnight.

"I'm 58." Five says.

"Lie." Tsukauchi says, because this is a headcanon hill I will die on.

"I'm probably 58, but it was hard to keep track. I'm at least 50." Five corrects.

"True." Tsukauchi sighs like these six (seven? they keep referring to another sibling and Klaus said 'ghost' like that was fine and it registered as true and Tsukauchi is not nearly paid enough for this) are not giving him a migraine by just existing

on the bright side there's like, probably protocols in place for individuals who are Legally Chronologically Adults but thanks to quirks are Not Physically Or Not Mentally Adults with tests to determine if the individual needs a guardian or not

though i'm gonna be honest idk if Five would pass the test bc he literally cannot take care of himself at all, has never paid taxes or understands how to exist legally, and also his emotional maturity is stunted as all hell. also like. we don't actually know how much being in his thirteen-year-old body affects his mental state but yeAH Five is vibing

anyway Tsukauchi probably phones a friend on this bullshit because Time Travel Child alone is probably enough for the Hero Commission to be like "find a way to control and use it or nuke it from orbit" and that's not even touching whatever the fuck Klaus is doing (shit gets real once 'dead men tell no tales' stops being true) let ALONE Allison's whole deal

on the bright side like, at least Vanya isn't getting side-eyed that much bc Big Destructive Quirks aren't exactly unknown? if vanya wanted to i guess quirk suppressors exist for that until extensive training on how to control a super powerful quirk happens

Tsukauchi in the group chat: Aizawa please I am literally begging you to take this bullshit on

Aizawa: in this economy? with my class?

RatGod: lol we'll take them ;3c

Aizawa: no

Anyway they probably end up having to live at UA while Five insists on trying to get them home still and everyone else is like "oh hey we used to be child soldiers as well! (:" and Aizawa is like "i hate everything about this and everything about all of you but also like nedzu is making me interact with you so :/"

nedzu is out here vibing like "lol i just don't want the hero commission to get their little paws on these time traveling fuckers, i think you should make then teaching assistants or something"

honestly the siblings are probably like. figuring out how to function in the bnha universe and getting like, legally registered and stuff while Five ferally refuses bc that's like saying he's giving up on getting them home and he can do this

Recovery girl tries to heal him a little when he arrives and he passes out for two weeks like, immediately bc homeboy is running on fumes and spite at this point

also i think on principle it would be REALLY FUNNY if the squad got to tag along with the class bc like. Five is thirteen and the class are all 15. this does not sound like a large age gap. anyone who has interacted with teenagers know that the class would squint at Five and be like "who is this sassy lost middle schooler."

I feel like when I was a sophomore we were still like "freshman... babie" even though we were literally only one year older.

i think the difference between the umbrella academy and school kids would be pretty funny like. objectively the bnha kids are lowkey child soldiers?? like they're 15 and fighting villains but like, there's all this red tape and laws and stuff but,,, deku still be breaking his limbs in a child fighting ring against equally superpowered children for like. entertainment and sponsorships sooo

but also like Five would be like "oh cool when is the experimentation class"

"the what"

"you know, when your powers are pushed real hard by putting you in different terrible situations while your dad and sibling stand by with clipboards writing down the exact voltage it takes before you can't use your powers anymore when being electrocuted"

"hound dog's office is right there. therapy is available to you at any time. i need you to know this."

all might calls Luther "my boy" like one (1) time and Luther just breaks down crying probably because he is starved for positive attention

klaus and midnight get along like a literal house on fire, aizawa tried his best to keep them apart for as long as possible but god damn

(klaus: your name is shimura nana??

all might: immediately dies choking on blood)

i feel it absolutely necessary to point out that aizawa, present mic, and midnight are all like, 30? and the umbrella academy are all between 29-early 30s? they are PEERS but like. the umbrella academy are more chaotic due to childhood trauma

the umbrella academy probably get offered to like. also train to be heroes. i mean,, there HAS to be some sort of track for people who change careers right?? you don't have to cement your future as a hero when you're 15 i'm sure there must be something and the squad already have experience if they want to go be legal heroes

diego probably does at least?? diego just vibes honestly. diego gets momo to make knives during a team exercise and they just go feral on everyone else and it ends with diego highfiving momo and someone getting way to close to being stabbed for comfort

Five might just be. legally enrolled as an Actual Student? But also i think it's funny to picture the entire squad just. all in the back of the classroom with luther trying to fit into a high school desk as they take notes on the laws of The Future surrounding heroics

every word out of the umbrella academy's mouths just make everyone more concerned on principal but like, five and klaus are probably the worst offenders. Klaus just says whatever comes to mind with no filter and Five doesn't get what people would consider to be abnormal anymore like

Five: yeah our dad bought us when we were babies and experimented on us throughout our childhood in order to make an elite team of child soldiers superheroes, it happens

Todoroki: ...have you heard of quirk marriages?

izuku probably has an aneurism bc he's is the only person who might recognize them from the comics because you know ya boy extensively researched the idea of heroics in pre-quirk eras (batman was an inspiration alright???) and might dredge up a memory of a less popular comic series

Five: I can time travel but it is very hard, which is why we are hundreds of years in the future. And why I look like a child.

Kaminari: so are you a kid or not?

Five, serenely: whatever is most convenient for me at any given moment

Mina: hell yeah game the system

they have a brief lesson on astronomy and Luther raises his hand like "ooh! i was isolated on the moon for four years and did SO MUCH research" and then just gets up and starts infodumping like way too much information on the moon

Izuku sitting there like "damn if quirks hadn't popped up we could have achieved so much in terms of space travel. please tell me more giant man who lived in pre-quirk era."

Vanya finds out about the quirkless and is like "oh mood that genuinely sounds like my childhood, being ordinary in a house full of extraordinary people, and then i found out that i did have powers but only much later in life after i had already been emotionally scarred by the experience"

deku: vanya we have so much in common

iida and uraraka: concerned noises

aizawa: hound dog. therapy with hound dog for all of you.

there's probably some conflict with like, the hero commission wanting to get their hands on the time travelers?? but probably especially five and klaus as a) time travel and b) ghosts (the hc def has bodies they would like to stay buried)

five has a pavlovian reaction to anything with 'commission' in the name and hates them on site, probably plays into his age in order to become a ward of UA or something to protect him from the commission a little bit.

(this makes nedzu Five's legal guardian. aizawa has his resignation papers all prepped in a drawer marked 'in case of emergency' but let's be real, if nedzu wants to take over the world aizawa should probably be on the rat-bear's side of things :/)

five: ah, i do recall the inhumane experimentation that we were subjected to

nedzu, who was experimented on: haha same hat! want me to dig up the location of reginald hargreeves's remains so you can spit on them?

klaus: nah no worries we dumped them out in the courtyard unceremoniously like, a while back. how long ago varies for each of us because of time travel!

luther: you said hound dog's office was down the hall and to the right?

on the bright side, Luther probably feels like. way less self conscious about his body, partially bc of his fighting and all that in the 60s but also bc !! now he genuinely doesn't feel like a freak. no one even gives him a second glance. one of the teachers looks like a slab of cement with a face. gang orca looks Like That. there is literally a student with an entire bird head and goth aesthetic. Luther does not stick out at all

allison and shinso bond over having "villainous" voice-based quirks

allison and shinso having worn muzzles at some point in their youth as punishment 🤝

aizawa probably helps train vanya as well with the whole, being able to erase a world ending quirk safely thing he's got going on which makes for a very nice safety net

i don't think vanya would want to be a hero at the end of things though. maybe the assistant teacher in the music class or something?? all vanya wants is to be able to not end the world

i feel like as time goes by, five brings up trying to get home less and less. part of that is because like,,, genuinely what do they have to go back to?? Allison has Claire, but like. I'm 100% sure the first thing she did in the future was try track down Claire's records and found out Claire was like. fine. became an adult, had a family, probably became the ancestor of the first "quirked" kids who officially popped up after light baby. had a good life, died at an old age etc. etc.

they start settling into the bnha world with like, "we can always hop aboard the five express into where the fuck ever" as a plan Z if things go completely pear shaped (again)

i'mma be real, five himself doesn't give a fuck as long as there is a) no apocalypse and b) his family is alive. Like that's it. His bar is so incredibly low and yet his life keeps fucking trying to limbo under it

i just think it would be funny to have like, Five trying to get along with his "peers" and make friends while the siblings do the same but like, in the staff room

also think it would be funny for five to just walk into the staff room and get coffee occasionally.

a teacher: why is a student in here -

Five, sipping coffee: i'm an adult

nedzu like "what kind of guardian would i be if i didn't teach my new son all the tunnels around ua so he can pop out wherever"

five like "hey new dad can i put stashes of supplies all around ua of weapons, money, food, and other assorted things that might be useful if one needed to fight or make a run for it" and nedzu is like "haha just put your list of what supplies you want in your go bags on my desk and i'll critique it later!"

anyway a bnha/tua crossover would be incredibly chaotic but probably very funny

[denkamis]

hc’s for bakusquad & what kind of drivers they are.

masterlist.

warnings: none! there’s a little fluff, but it’s mostly crack

notes: eesh i’m really writing out here as if i don’t have 3 assignments due tomorrow. idk why i decided to write this i mean- ah well. this is such crack but pls enjoy 😌

katsuki bakugo

oddly silent

very concentrated driver

do not talk to him while driving, he will snap at you

he’s always the one driving the squad places bc he likes being in control

also bc he doesn’t trust other people to drive

rip your ears if someone ever cuts him off because he will turn into a fit of road rage

also uses the horn wAY too much

for literally no reason other than to piss off the cars in front of him

eijirou kirishima

probably the best driver besides bakugo

one hand on the wheel, the other on your thigh

very calm, rarely gets road rage

gets impatient in traffic though

he always lets you choose the music

omg he has one of those like little bobbleheads on his dash

AND ALSO LIMITED EDITION CRIMSON RIOT DICE ON HIS MIRROR BYE

loves his car like his baby

denki kaminari

lord help you if denki ever drives you anywhere

SPEEDS. EVERYWHERE.

you’re going to the mall 20 minutes away? you’re there in 10

also he cannot parallel park for his life

how did he ever get his license

no seriously HOW

he turned left so sharply, he hit his side mirror on a stop sign and it flew off PFFT

if you ever get in a car with denki kaminari, please be aware of the dangers 🤠

hanta sero

a decent driver

so you know how people headcanon that he can speak spanish right— he switches languages with a drop of a dime whenever someone is being stupid asf on the road

homeboy has no patience for that bullshit

he’s the safe option if kirishima isn’t available to drive you

keeps a tiny air freshener on his mirror

always alert, always making sure you have your seatbelt on

you are: comfortable

mina ashido

she has so many parking tickets man

also another one that speeds but not as fast as denki

but she has the best playlists, y’all are vibing on the road

singing beyoncé at full blast with the windows down type of vibe

please remind her to keep her eyes on the road

chats constantly, just absolutely non-stop

no fr mina KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD

still, it’s probably the most fun to drive with her tbh

all works © denkamis 2021.

tags:

@meilbox

[kangaroo-sniper-imagine]

Wanna go out?

Heavy

Mikhail is a confident man, self assured. NOT FOR YOU! Russian homeboy is so shyyyyyyyyy like the two of you are super close and have a ton in someone, but he has such a hard time asking you out!

Asks you out in a cute cute cute way. He writes a cute little message where he quotes some of his favorite poetry and hopes to god and back you reciprocate his feelings and tell him so (as a safety net, he intimidated Spy into, well, spying on you, and then telling Misha your reaction so the Russians could plan accordingly)

Sniper

this smooth mother fucker. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. The two of you have been flirting pretty heavily for the last few weeks, with a decent amount of heart-to-hearts to make him confident in you answering yes should he officially ask you out

Mick loves to surprise you, so he asks you out a Cupid way. By which i mean, he wrote you a note that just had a date and time, ties it to an arrow, and waited until you opened your bedroom door and shot the arrow right next to you. (Get back at him and throw a rock through his window with a not attached saying “yes”)

Engineer

SOFT TEXAN GENIUS IS SOFT! Dell spent most of his life ahead of his peers, isolated by his intelligence. Hardly anyone understood him; but you did. He was so taken by you he became a bumbling dork around you. He knew he either had to talk to you about his feeling or force himself to forget them

He has to give himself a pep talk, and get one from Spy, Sniper, and Medic; but eventually Dell asks to talk to you in riveted, and reveals his true emotions. If you accept them, he’ll smile really big and ask you out on an official date. Say yes to that he’ll faint

Spy

Jacque had to grapple with his feelings for a long time before coming to terms that he likes you romantically. The process was… rough. It took a lot of wine, cigarettes, and Sniper and Scout yelling at him. Eventually he accepts the fact that he likes you, and then essentially stalks you for a few days to see if you return his feelings, or at the very least don’t have feelings for ay one else on the team

He doesn’t ask you out, per sexy, he phrases it like he was going to buy you food for saving his ass during the last match. Next thing you know you’re in an expensive dress that you don't own in a high scale restaurant with a rarely maskless -blond- Jacque as he tells you his feelings and then apologizes for them. He’s a dork, say you like him back and he’ll probably cry, hes been preparing for rejection this whole time

Demo

he gets a crush on you and thinks he can manage it an the next thing he knows he’s lying awake at night thinking about how cute and awesome you are and he’s like “as shit” and realizes if he doesn’t do something soon, it’ll eat him up inside

That high school thing where he invites all the mercs to go to the bar after the match, then tells them all not to come so it's just you and him. He is so awkward the whole night and you KNOW something is wrong because he ISN’T drinking  and all it takes it one little prod at his behavior and its like a waterfall of info of how much he likes you (you kinda knew? Mostly because Solly came to you to complain about how Tavish set the whole date up after the Scotsman told the guys to not come

Soldier

Jane has little to no sense of shame, and from the moment he was infatuated with you, he let you know. Most matches were filled with Jane yelling compliments about your fighting and screaming at the enemy for bothering you. He was pretty much whipped from the first time he say you snap a Heavy’s neck

Doesn’t ask you so much as he politely demands you into going on a date with him. He has a little note card on what to say. “I humbly request that you eat dinner with me please,” is what he meant to say (aka what Demo and Engie begged him to say) but what came out was “Attention Maggot-who-I-respect-more-than-the-other-maggots! Have dinner with me!” and he threw a bouquet of wildflowers at you. Please say yes, he’s trying so hard

Medic

Ludwig values intelligence, curiosity, and resolve in a partner, and you embody all of that and more. He’s absolutely smitten with you, he practically becomes a goggles school girl whenever you come around. He only decides to make things “official” after he knows for sure that you’re more than friends 

The actual act of asking you out is sweet. He asks to talk to you privately and pulls out a bouquet of flowers in a heart shaped vase (anatomically correct heart i mean) and skips the whole “wanna go on a date” and goes straight “please be my girlfriend.” He has charts and a whole academic paper as to why you two are compatible. Its… sweet in his own way

Scout

We all know how Jeremy is. He likes you, tries to show off and gets hurt in the process, stuttering through a compliment and getting upset and flustered suave not being as suave as he thinks he is. He’ll ask the other guys for help. He gets a wide variety of suggestions from wining and dining (Spy) to basically kidnapping you and giving you a lecture to convince you to date him (Medic)

Jeremy takes things into his own hands. He knows the things you like, what you like to do, where to hang out. He sucks up his insecurities for a half moment, just long enough to ask you out on a walk to the Teufort’s local diner, as a date date not a friend date. When you say yes, he faints (not from surprise, he was so nervous he locked his knees and forgot to breath the whole time you were talking, date postponed until tomorrow)

Pyro

Pyro is pretty affectionate to everyone, but they’re extra cuddly and nice towards you; which is really the only indication that they have a crush on you. To Pyro, the whole ordeal is really very simple.They like you, they’re fairly sure you like them back; there shouldn’t be a problem with taking you out

Pyro is straightforward. They get a bunch of flowers they think you’ll like and tie them up in a big bow, pick out one of their favorite stuffies, and gifts them to you. If you take them, they interpret that as you accept their feelings for you, and they take your hand and pull you towards a cute little picnic they set up by a bonfire they lovingly created.

[multi--kpop--fanfics]

The Boyz as dating scandal headcanons - Hyung line

genre: smut, maybe a bit of crack

tbz x idol!fem!reader

This was written for fun, it does not portray the members in any way.

Author's note: Just four bitches aka @moonshineboyz @yeo-moonbae @badboyjuyeon and me being wild deobis. Also, the title probably doesn't even make sense💀

Sangyeon

You had just finished practice and decided to head to the cafeteria

Homeboi was horny the entire fucking time

And rightfully so, cuz you were wearing a tight ass shirt and a pair of tight ass leggings

He pulled you by the wrist towards the cafeteria restroom obviously checking whether you two were alone

"Sangyeon!", "On your knees. Now."

Ofc you comply like the good girl you are

He shoves his cock in your mouth in no time and your jaw goes slack automatically

He ends up facefucking you and he cums on your t-shirt and you desperately try to clean it cuz who tf wants cum on their shirt

The amount of embarrassment you both have after exiting the restroom is enormous and it kinda shows lmao

As if things couldn't get any worse, some fans were outside the company building and started swarming around you, snapping pics

The next day you saw all kinds of posts going around the internet, some related to Sangyeon looking like an absolute boyfriend and others about your shirt looking like an absolute mess

To say you were a mix of a blushing and a panicking mess would be an understatement

Jacob

This boi is a literal angel

Only when you're around him he's not, he loses his composure

Especially during that one vlive you did together

Fans were commenting on how fun and cozy your weekly vlives were and how good your chemistry was

Another fan even left a comment saying "If there's one idol couple I'd want dispatch to expose, it would be you two"

You swear you saw a hint of blush on Jacob's cheeks and a tent in his pants as he saw the comment on the screen

Little did they know that you have been dating Jacob for the past four months, yet you managed to keep it a secret

You weren't sure whether you should go public or not, but the idea of getting caught was somehow turning you on

Giving a meaningful look to Jacob, it didn't take him long to understand what you wanted

"Sorry guys, we're having trouble with the wifi connection, so we have to end the live here", he announces and you wave goodbye to the screen

You turn off the live and Jacob hovers over you with a smirk, "Couldn't even wait for ten more minutes, are you that desperate for my cock, angel?"

Younghoon

the gif was chosen on purpose

You had a scheduled interview with Younghoon for Naver Dispatch how ironic

It was initially supposed to take place in a filming studio, but there was a change of plans and the interview would take place in the TBZ dorms

You had an hour before the staff would arrive, and what better way than fucking your boyfriend on the couch of the dorm

You were horny and so was Younghoon, thus ending up fucking like animals and him cumming on your ass

However, neither of you noticed the few drops that were left on the couch after your heated session

Not until the interviewer pointed out the stains on the couch during the interview

Younghoon went into full PANIC MODE

"Oh my God, how careless of me, I was eating a glazed donut earlier, but I didn't notice the stain, oops haha", you state with a nervous laugh and the interviewer brushed it off, making Younghoon sigh in relief

Too bad the interviewer was smart enough to understand the true nature of the couch stains and the tiny bruise on your collarbone

Hyunjae

This hoe istg

He is SHAMELESS

So are you but mf is on a whole another level

You had prepared a collaboration stage with him and he was a bit too excited for his own good

Literally ten minutes before the show, he pulls you in the makeup room and he downright rips your satin blouse aka your stage outfit

"Jae, what the fuck! That's my stage outfit!", you whine, and rightfully so

"I don't care, you look better without it anyways", he smirks and pushes into you, filling you up deliciously

You hear a staff member knock on the door, saying that you have 5 minutes left to go on stage and you try not to moan from the hammering of Hyunjae's hips

You are still panting while trying to fix your ruined clothes before going on stage

You both barely make it on time for the stage and the crowd screams once the performance begins

Hyunjae was making eye contact the entire time and was licking his lips

You ended up fucking in the backseat of the minivan after the show

I'll do the rest another time cuz I blocked bye