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My homework is calling my name, but ao3 is calling louder.
#ao3 is my lord and savior#i love ao3#ao3#homework is dumb anyways#someone convince me to do it#because i might not#that one fic is absolutely screaming my name rn#it’s so good#and i’m a few chapters away from finishing#i may have no future but i’m in the present rn#and the present involves ao3#zosan#< that’s the ship the fic is about#it’s so frikin good#i’m abt to go read it#op zosan#sanji x zoro#zoro x sanji#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji
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ummm….. so. the mondoblr server made a joke, and i liked it a little too much.
the kiyotaka ishimaru iceberg!!
of course, i wasn’t the only one who worked on this. big thanks to @pompadorbz @chinchillasinunison @mini-mecha-cowboy @cryzono and @ecogirl2759 for all the help, whether it be contributing entries or finding sources!! we had a ton of fun putting this together, and i hope you guys like it!
reblogs are greatly appreciated because all of these lovely people (and i) put a lot of work into this!! they deserve it!!
(under the cut will be a link to the document with all the entries and some links to sources for most of them. HUGE thanks to eco for popping the absolute fuck off and finding all these links for us!!! (and thanks to mark and @panicuriprince for helping us out towards the end!))
#my mom seeing me typing away on my laptop: are you doing homework??#me who's been working on this iceberg for the past few hours: uh... yeah!#anyways. i love mondoblr server#ya'll are so cool for helping me with this dumb idea.#danganronpa#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#kiyotaka ishimaru#kiyondo ishida#ishimondo#lots of this info has to do with the ishimondos so...#danganronpa meme#danganronpa shitpost#ramblepuff#also what a strangely fitting thing to post on this account’s 2nd birthday
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I keep drinking coffee thinking it's gonna make me Productive and then instead of doing the work I actually have to do I just compulsively make spreadsheets :(
#my homework is. not done#but!!! i just realized if i take 2 spanish classes i can have a russian/spanish major instead of just russian#(it's complicated but this would leave me with: double major languages and history with a joint major in asian middle east studies)#(plus a minor in religious studies and concentration in islamicate studies)#first i gotta: relearn spanish for like the third time#but it's ok i'm hopping thru spain in less than a month so i should proooobably do that anyway#man when i was touring colleges my mom was like really dismissive about the idea of double majoring and now i'm here like#How Many Things Can I Stack Up To Get Big Number On Transcript#aaaaaaaand because of ames requirements i did the dumb thing and ended up learning persian while my spanish is still kinda iffy#итак совершилося то что я пытался предотвратить as they say#so i'm just gonna have to study two languages at once next semester... or just keep going thru the cycle of relearning them abt every year#my russian is a big girl it can survive on its own but i now gotta feed the babiessssss#tho ig what this kinda cyclically learning and forgetting spanish has taught me is like#languages are less like babies and more like those lil desert plants that wither up when they don't have any water#they might look dead but they're nearly impossible to kill completely#and will bounce right back after a lil care n patience. i just gotta like.... water em#the one thing standing in my way is ideological opposition to my spanish textbook#i have to pay $200 for access to a *website*#*i don't even get a book just a shitass ebook*#but it's ok one of the spanish profs likes me i think? i think she would let me skip the intro lit class#only problem is it was Genuinely Hard for me to follow along when i audited advanced lit... 90% of the class was heritage speakers#tho ig like. having taken a class meant for native russian speakers should help w learning to survive that kinda thing#genuinely i think i can do it#just gotta make that my goal. study. do it for zapata#and if i wanna go into translating... having good spanish should help right? like if i finally get b2 spanish?#yeah. if i could do kazakh history for native russian speakers i can do spanish lit for heritage spanish speakers. it's equivalent enough#but ok i'm gonna visit my buddy in spain who did nearly the exact same shitass majors combination as me#tho i think he did spanish/arabic for his language major and just Happens To Also Be Fluent In Russian cuz he's Like That#it's ok he's two years older than me i have two years to become that cool#he can tell me what to do
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voting is not a product. not exercising your right to vote as a protest is like "boycotting" the criminal justice system by not asking for a lawyer when you're being interrogated by the cops.
#oh i'm just going crazy on social media today#lots of people have dumb fucking opinions as it turns out#boycotting my mean teacher by not doing homework and failing out of school#it's just fucking silly.#you're boycotting... having rights...?#anyways! hope all my beautiful mutuals have already voted or have voting plans in place for tomorrow <3
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I wish I had the energy and ideas to write
I just rly love Veneziano and I have so many itacest thoughts about it but none coherent
#stupid dumb sick brain#and also exhausted brain bc ive been doing homework all day#not that I write much anyway#I do need to do an itacest klimt kiss tho rly bad like so bad#skip speaks#hetalia
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whenever someone asks what i want to do in the future, i just want to tell them that i want to marry a man and raise children with him better than the way my parents raised me and have all those little moments and actually love them and just hold my kids for as long as they’ll let me and hold my husband and be the good person they deserve to have and finally feel the love that i don’t have right now but instead i have to answer with something about the degree i’m getting.
life is cruel.
#boy kisser in theory#mlm#gay#mlm yearning#boy kisser#like i just#i want a husband#I want to be someone’s husband#I want to be a father#but instead#I’m a nineteen year old trans gay guy who’s never dated anyone#I want a family#my own family#my husband#my kids#all of that#god i can’t wait to be married#I know that’s dumb#but i just#I want the little things#making pancakes#doing homework#forehead kisses#bedtime routine#even getting kneed in the stomach when they’re climbing in our bed#i want that too#anyways#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Guys I just got done studying (I am fighting for my LIFE in Chemistry rn 💀) and Anyways take some self indulgent doodles from my homework :)




((Ofc their all Leo))
#When I feel dumb I tend to draw Leo a lot bc we dumbasses need to stick together 💪💪#anyways wish me luck on my test tmr guys#…I have a 34 in that class 💀#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise fanart#tmnt fanart#rise leo#rottmnt Leo#doodles#homework doodles#is this enough tags#rise Leo doodles#hamato leonardo#tmnt#anyways hi
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i have. not a clue. how the hell i'm supposed to know what to do for this stupid class
#i hate hate hate hate hate how i was so fucking excited for the classes i'm in this semester#and then they just. suck#the one i was least looking forward to has been my favorite#simply because the teacher communicates and provides clear expectations of what she wants and like. actually teaches#with my other classes the teachers gave very vague schedules of what we're doing#and 2 of them aren't even following their schedules so who even the fuck knows anymore anyway#the one who IS following the schedule doesn't actually lecture. she plays audio recordings she added to her powerpoints#the audio recordings are just her reading the words that are on the slide#there's also another class where they Are following the schedule but its senior design#which means the class is like 95% group projects. which is. unpleasant#so yeah.#in a bit im gonna have to head out and see if i can find whichever of 3 locations my prof listed in the syllabus he'll be in for office hou#so i can see if maybe i can get Something in for homework#i just want today to be over :(#and tomorrow :(#i have dumb group project class on friday but like. it'll be fine. and then i'll be done with this week#and one more week closer to being done with these classes#i was so fucking excited to learn this stuff. and i'm counting down to the end of the semester#fucking hell
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*wailing* I need an informal second person pronoun stat
#thou exists! thou exists *and* I know how to use it!#however: modern English being what it is it *sounds* old fashioned and *more* formal#which means it is *not* communicating what I need it to:#the ghost of your fake uncle running with that and treating you like a beloved child making a very dumb mistake!#this is actually a problem I run into a lot with pillars fic because the base languages aedyran is built off of do have an informal second#and the society we interact with very very clearly makes use of it#(also way more specific terms for relatives than modern English actually has by the by)#and modern English has a perfectly good one! but it sounds old fashioned and crucially not informal#I know I know the only way out is through be unapologetic about it and it’ll come through#but also like: I don’t actually reasonably expect people to do their homework about this#pillars is a highly educated fandom in general But#*grump grump* anyway it looks like yara’s prompt is getting filled never
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hi angels, back from my finals-induced stress break!! back to naughty posting 💜
#i got 2x 100’s thank you very much!!!!!#the stress was high but the grades reflect it so we win#i am in college by the way i am an adult#every time I mention homework they get offended abt my age i’m sorry I went back#trust me#anyway um apologies for any messages i’ve missed#the smarter i am the more you can dumb me down 🥰
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straight up studying it . and by 'it', heh, i mean nothing
#i need to study but i have no energy lol!#i also have like one homework problem for my anatomy class. i need to do that#i go “oh. gallbladder pain. wouldnt that be in the inguinal area because of the bladder??”#and my teacher goes “🤨 the gallbladder is where the liver is.”#i go “oh! okay. that makes sense. but like i looked for diagrams in the book and couldnt find any.”#she looks at me like im dumb and goes “they're in there. theyre in there!”#love her though shes usually great#i think i like her more than she likes me 😭#anyway i was looking in the urinary system of the book. and the liver and gallbladder are decidedly not in that section ive realized
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homework and heart | yeon sieun x neighbour!reader


summary: yeon sieun is just trying to get through a study session without losing his sanity, but his lifelong neighbor makes that impossible—armed with sarcasm, zero personal space boundaries, and a habit of falling asleep on his arm mid-math problem. they argue like enemies, act like friends, and care like something they won’t admit.
warnings: [fluff fluff fluff] , mutual but unspoken romantic feelings .
author's note: i just know sieun would treat his girl like a delicate flower. everything about him (apart from his psycho tendencies) screams gentleman. the reader is sort of a tsundere or something. wrote this while listening to [ My Love Mine All mine - Mitski] . requests
“your handwriting looks like a drunk spider fell in love with a pen,” she said, peering over si-eun’s shoulder.
si-eun didn’t glance up. “you’ve said that before.”
“yeah, and it hasn’t improved.”
“you’re here for math help, not calligraphy critique.”
“i’m here for the free heating,” she declared, collapsing onto his bed like it owed her rent. “your floor heating is elite. i feel like a warm croissant.”
si-eun exhaled through his nose. “you’re supposed to finish the worksheet i gave you.”
“you’re supposed to stop being a fun vacuum,” she shot back, flipping onto her stomach and burying her face in his pillow. “why do you smell like laundry detergent and sad?”
he ignored that. “that’s page two. the functions review.”
she groaned into the pillow, her voice muffled. “why are you like this?”
“efficient?”
“emotionally unbothered.”
“that’s not a flaw.”
“it is when your only reaction to my suffering is to hand me a pencil.”
she sat up and tossed said pencil at him. he caught it midair without even turning his head.
“show-off,” she muttered.
“you threw it with the force of a butterfly.”
“rude. accurate, but rude.”
they sat in silence for a moment—her pretending to work, him actually working—until she groaned again and fell dramatically across the table, narrowly missing his open notebook.
“i give up. i’m becoming a flower shop cashier. i’ll name the succulents and everything.”
“you hate plants.”
“they hate me first. it’s mutual.”
“finish number five.”
“no.”
sieun said her name.
“make me.”
he leaned back in his chair, expression flat. “do your homework.”
she leaned forward, matching his energy. “make me.”
their faces were inches apart now, eyes locked in a silent, petty standoff.
“childish,” he murmured.
“lifeless.”
“stubborn.”
“robotic.”
“you still haven’t moved.”
“you blinked first.”
“that’s not how this works.”
“says who?”
“says logic.”
she rolled her eyes and dramatically scribbled on the worksheet. “there. number five. happy?”
he checked it. “that’s number six.”
“i hate you.”
“good. now do five.”
she cursed under her breath, then muttered, “you better carry my backpack at my funeral.”
“you won’t need a backpack if you fail this class.”
“then you better carry my coffin. same energy.”
si-eun glanced at her, the faintest trace of a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth.
she caught it and pointed. “there. you smiled. admit you like me.”
“i smiled because you said something dumb.”
“same thing.”
they didn’t look at each other after that. not directly, anyway. but she was quietly doing question five, and si-eun casually slid a bag of her favorite snacks across the table like it didn’t mean anything.
like always.
she got up without warning and dropped beside his chair, her chin resting on his arm, body invading his space like it was natural law.
“you need a break,” she muttered.
“you’re distracting.”
“good.”
he didn’t pull away. just let her stay there, still scribbling notes while her cheek pressed against the sleeve of his hoodie.
“you’re going to smudge the ink,” he murmured.
she shrugged. “you’ll rewrite it for me anyway.”
“that’s not how this works.”
she smirked. “isn’t it?”
they stayed like that, the sound of pen on paper and her breathing settling into rhythm.
she, of course, fell asleep fifteen minutes later. head still leaning against his arm, mouth slightly open, clumsy as ever.
si-eun didn’t move.
he just kept writing with one hand, while the other lightly tugged the blanket from the bed to drape over her shoulders.
outside, the sky finally decided to rain.
inside, there was peace—chaotic, uneven, stubborn peace. the kind only the two of them could create. the kind that made sense even when nothing else did.
✶ ᶻz .ᐟ ,
#weak hero class#weak hero class 2#whc#whc2#weak hero class x reader#weak hero class 2 x reader#whc x reader#whc2 x reader#yeon sieun#sieun#yeon si eun x reader#yeon si eun#si eun#sieun x reader#si eun x reader#yeon sieun x reader#k drama#kdrama#kdrama x reader#aleese1111
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Me: I read too much about chemistry and now I'm too tired to move but neurons are still firing.
My brain: Would you like some Yuri in this trying time?
#the ship that is not#I have like four days but thats terrifying because i have an essay and two homeworks due before the first#its another flotation essay too although it shouldnt be as hard as the first one. feels much more constrained anyway.#I described how diesel was used in flotation today to a geologist and i was kind of surprised how well I did.#Its funny and dumb though; when you talk to me irl I'm like a stick that must be poked unless youre talking to me#about my research interests and then you cannot physically shut me up and then I sink back into silence. And I see the question marks above#people's heads and i mentally apologize. I am a terrible conversationalist and i like the quiet and there is an element rotating in my head#at all times#Today it was aluminum
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So Bitter, So Sweet. .:. SKZ [H.JS]
Genre : Smut Pairing : Han Jisung x Fem!Reader Warnings : Dom!Jisung, Sub!Reader, Hate Sex, Hair pulling, PinV (wrap it, folks), pussy spanking, bruising
Kinktober Day 5 of 10 : Hate Sex w/ Han Kinktober Masterlist
Word Count: 4K
This was supposed to be Day 5 of Kinktober 2024 but I had discontinued the series due to personal reasons at the time. So... Here, have it 5 months later.
“I actually have a presentation for media studies I have to work on tonight, so I really can’t…”
Chris blinks at the comment about a presentation. Media Studies? He had that class with you and he was pretty sure you didn’t have a presentation for that class. There wasn’t even class today, what were you talking about? His brow crinkles in confusion and his nose scrunches up as he looks over at you, opening his big fat mouth and blowing your cover. “I don’t think we have a– Ngh!” His sentence is cut short when your hand collides with his abdomen, knocking the wind from him enough to shut him up. It was too late, though; He’d spilled too much.
“..So… you’re lying just to get out of coming to the party.” Minho’s eyes slowly drag from where his friend is doubling over at your side to you instead. “Is there a reason you don’t want to go or are you just one of those types of people?” He knew you weren’t but he asked anyway.. You’d come to parties he had held before so what was keeping you from coming to this one? It was Halloween - Basically the biggest parties of the year, other than New Years, were held on Halloween!
“I don’t like Jisung.” Your answer is plain and simple. You hadn’t liked Jisung since you met him. He played so sweetly with the boys; Kissed their cheeks, helped them with homework, and he was all smiles and laughs when he was with them. But as soon as you came around he would shut down and his precious little eye smile would turn into a glare pointed in your direction - which led you to assume that the dislike was mutual.
Jisung blinks heavily beside Minho, brows both cocking upward as if he’s surprised by the statement. He stares down at his hands, twisting a ring to fit right on his finger. “Let me just go fuck myself,” He comments shortly after and Changbin shifts on the other side of him, eyeing the younger man as if silently trying to get him to back down. “What the fuck did I ever do to you?” Jisung looks directly at you then, not shying away from the heavier conversation.
You scoff as if finding it ridiculous that he doesn’t know. Is he playing dumb, or is he actually an idiot? “You’re an asshole every time I’m around you. You won’t even look at me half of the time and when you do you just sit and brood. And either way - I don’t need a specific reason to dislike someone. Maybe I just hate your face.” That was… one of the biggest lies you had ever told. Jisung was far from ugly; He has big round eyes, soft cheeks, soft features in general really and he looked like a prince who had stepped right out of a Disney movie. He was gorgeous, actually, but you’d never say that to his face given his ugly personality. All of that, all of his behavior towards you, had simply ruined his image for you. “Remember last week?”
“Last week? Oh, God - You’re still whining about that?” Jisung’s eyes narrow over in your direction, his glare as heavy as your own.
You scoff once more, anger bubbling in your chest. Chris reaches to rest a hand gently between your shoulder blades, ready to guide you away if the situation turns left. “You poured alcohol on me just because you could - right after I said I was going to talk to a guy I like. That was a dick move, Han!” You point a finger at the man and he smirks at your heated demeanor. Chris’ hand becomes guiding, giving a gentle push to steer you away from the three men before Jisung had a chance to bite back at you.
He offers a shaky smile to the three, keeping his eyes directed towards Minho and Changbin in hopes he can clear this up at least a little while Jisung calms himself down. Or… tried to. “I’ll.. figure something out with her, okay? Expect us to be there.” Chris chuckles, his voice wavering with uncertainty before he fumbles quietly with the last bit before he walks away with you. “There’snopresentation.”
Minho gives a heavy sigh as his eyes draw to Jisung who seethes between himself and the third, blinking slowly at the younger. Jisung glances up and glares, his snarl looking almost like a pout on plush lips. “She drives me crazy sometimes-! I never poured anything on her on purpose.”
“I can tell,” Minho’s eyes rolled. “You need to tone it down. There’s no reason for you two to have this bad of a relationship with each other. Maybe you should’ve just explained that to her when you had the chance?”
“She never gives me an opportunity to clear it up,” Jisung scowls. “She’s ridiculous.”
Changbin claps a hand on the younger’s back before moving it up to grip at the nape of his neck, giving a subtle squeeze as he pushes Jisung forward to keep walking. “You almost laughed at her anger - right in her face. Don’t think you’re making the best impression.” When Jisung turns to bite back at that comment, Changbin forces him to face forward and keep walking by the grip he had on the other’s neck. “Ah; Keep walking. We’re not having this discussion right now. You two need to talk it out. I’m not involved.”
“I can’t believe you don’t know how to tie a tie.” Your fingers laced carefully through the small knot you had created with the carefully sewn fabric, pulling it through and tightening it with care. The tie sits neatly against the white button up Chris wore, contrasting so perfectly yet matching with the long coat he had on over top. “Aren’t you like twenty five or something?”
“Twenty-six.” Chris smiles, his lips forming a straight line and quirking up at the corners that makes his cheeks dimple heavier than normal. It makes you smile as well, the sight of his face squishing of its own accord. “And I do know how to tie a tie; I just wanted a pretty girl close to me.” His eyes drop from where they had been looking over your head to peer right at you instead. You sigh out a soft laugh through your nose and give a small shake of your head. Ever the flirtatious one, you knew Chris meant nothing by it; He was always calling you pretty, always sticking close to your side, always protective. You were his best friend so of course he was always going to be showering you with compliments; You did the exact same thing.
As you take a step back and pivot on your heel to look, Chris lets his head tip in the mirror. “What exactly are you supposed to be, again? A businessman?” Your eyes drag over his choice of clothing and he giggles at the assumption, shaking his head in a manner that makes his hair fall down into his eyes. The one white contact made him a little scarier than usual.
“I’m a sexy vampire!” Chris exclaims as if it should be obvious. He turns to look at you, extending his arms and then giving a little turn just to show off. He giggles shortly after when he realizes you’re laughing at him, one hand pressed over your mouth in adoration. You had the stupidest yet cutest best friend in the world. “Can’t you tell?”
Your giggles subside as you answer him, keeping one hand pressing to your lips while you look him over. “Aren’t vampires usually wearing, like, Victorian era clothing or something? The shirts with the ruffles, the high waisted pants… I’ve never seen a vampire in a suit before, I don’t think.”
“Okay, well then I’m a sexy vampire in a suit.” His head turns back to the mirror and he smiles, pushing the little fangs he wore over his bottom lip with a grin. Stupidest yet cutest. “You’re ripping on my outfit but what are you?”
You had just tugged your jacket on as you looked over, listening to him question your own outfit. “A sexy nun; Duh.” He should’ve been able to tell by the veil you wore but apparently that one white contact took away some of his vision. Which also explained why he nearly walked into the doorway on his way out of your dorm, smoothing his hair back to play it off while you laughed. “Go, go.” You shoo him out into the hallway, turning to shut and lock the door behind you as you took your leave.
The drive to the party is short, given it’s only on the other side of campus - but Chris insists on driving you two because he doesn’t want you walking in the chilled night air wearing that outfit. You’d be cold even with your jacket and he can’t subject you to that! So he hops in the car, heats the seats and carefully navigates his way down a few blocks before finding a parking spot across the street. The two of you peek out the driver’s window to look at the house the party is being held in. Minho had snagged one of the nicer, smaller places on campus and all he had to do to get it was find three willing roommates to move in with him; Changbin, Hyunjin, and Jisung.
The windows of the house are flooded with lights colored orange, red, white, and green while music pounds at the walls and threatens to bring them down. The outside is decorated with Jack-o-lanterns and leaf bags colored orange with faces on them, a skeleton dressed in red lingerie sitting in a lawn chair (by Hyunjin’s doing) and a fake Ghostface from Scream sitting on the steps leading up to the door just to scare away any kids who might want to approach. The front door is covered in Caution tape in a rather messy manner but… you have to admit, the decoration job isn’t horrible. From afar, that is; As soon as the two of you approach the house you end up finding out that someone had shoved a fleshlight between the legs of the skeleton in the lawn chair, and you aren’t sure if that makes the decorating job better or worse.
Stepping into the house, you shrug off your jacket to carefully drape it over a chair nearby that has clearly been taken over by other jackets, hoodies, and even a few blankets people had just wrapped around themselves and ran in. Chris keeps his on because he swears it’s a part of his costume and important to the outfit - and after a small bicker back and forth about it you decide to give in and just go get a drink to start off the night. You end up meeting up with Changbin and Jisung in the kitchen, Changbin’s hand holding a solo cup full of a clear liquid on ice while Jisung’s double fisting two different beers and sipping from them continuously as they talk.
“Oh look, it's a discount Rob Zombie. Glad to see you here.” You greet with a sarcastic smile, looking away from Jisung to Changbin who chuckles at your comment on Jisung’s outfit. He’d worn a black and white striped long sleeve under a black tank top that hung off his body and proved to be someone else’s he had stolen and cut up for the costume. His jeans were a bit flashy with their belt chains hanging off of his hips, clinking together any time he moved where he stood. He even threw on a choker and a longer necklace with a pendant hanging off of it. And the stupid, pretty black gloves he wore with the rings all over his fingers…
“I need a drink. Something, anything.”
Jisung’s gaze lowers and he glares as you already shit on his outfit when you’d only just arrived. “I’m a rockstar, actually? Jesus fuck,” He growls out the last bit, turning away and leaving the kitchen. He rounds the island and wanders off to find other people to talk to, seemingly no longer interested in conversing with Changbin when you are around.
Changbin extends his arm with a small smile, one corner of his lips perking upward. He watches as you take his drink right from him and take a few large sips, grimacing at the taste. “It’s… sour.”
And Changbin nods, chuckling at your realization. “Yeah, it’s made with sour. That’s the whole point.” He holds out his hand to take it back whenever you feel like you’re done with it, your expression less than pleasant as you click your tongue and hand it back to him.
Yet every time you returned to the kitchen, you found yourself mixing Whiskey and Sour into a cup together to get another feeling of that sweet, sweet buzz. It fucked you up fast and that’s how you liked it, even if you were being cautious and pacing yourself. Though you’d spent the last few hours dancing with Changbin, chatting with Minho in a quieter corner and even finding Hyunjin on the couch and sitting in his lap during a small game of Truth or Dare, you managed to always come back to Chris.
Minho had retired for the night and gone upstairs to his room, Hyunjin was still sitting on the sofa now talking to a rather pretty little blond in a black cat costume that hugged him just right, and Changbin was… well, he was somewhere - all over the place, if you were honest. Chris leaned back against the counter as he watched you sip from the fourth drink. You looked pretty well-off despite having so much alcohol in your system. “You came in here kind of hot earlier.”
“Thank you.~” You coo against the rim of your cup, sipping again from the drink as Chris bursts into laughter.
“No - No. I meant coming in hot as in coming in fiery. You ripped into Jisung right away, you know.” He comments, clarifying his statement with a small shake of his head and a bright, gummy smile that showed all of his teeth. He’s always so smiley around you and he really can’t help it.
Your smile falls. “Oh.” You deadpan the reply and Chris almost regrets even talking about Jisung at all. Though, now that you thought about it, you hadn’t seen him since you had first arrived - and roasted him like an oven roasted chicken when you walked into the kitchen. “Yeah. He deserves it, though! His costume isn’t even that cool - He just looks like himself. You know, an emo twink.” You set your cup down on the island behind you and sigh out, turning away with a lazy tip of your head. “I’m gonna go use the bathroom.”
“Don’t fall in,” Chris quips with a smile as you walk away from him, unable to help the corny line of goodbye.
Your walk to the bathroom is short, given that it’s right around the corner and just before the stairs. Your hand finds the doorknob after a bit of tipsy fumbling and as you push it open, you’re met with a sight you’d never expected before in your life.
Jisung stood leaning back against the sink, his jeans pushed down to just above his knees while one hand jerked at his cock - hard and leaking and slick with precum that he’d already smeared over his length. His face is flushed and only grows deeper in color when he sees you push open the door to the bathroom, his lips popping apart - slick with spit and drool dripping down his chin as he looks over. “Either get in or shut the fucking door.”
You’re quick to step in - mostly because you panic. Even if you don’t care for him, it’s a little ridiculous to expose his entire cock to the world outside. So you enter the bathroom with flushed cheeks and lingering eyes. Your state of slight intoxication refuses to let you pull your gaze away from the way his hand still strokes over his cock even with you in the room. Your weight shifts to one side and the moment you pull your eyes away he decides to open his mouth. “Fuck, I hate how sexy you look in that stupid costume.”
His comment makes you squirm, your thighs pressing together to try and hide the way your pussy drips at the sight of him alone. And now he was admitting that he thought you looked sexy? You shift against the door and Jisung reaches out to gently pull you closer with his free hand, laying it against your waist while you take the few steps to reach him. He looks you over up close before sighing out, his thumb sliding over his tip just to tease himself a little. “You want it?”
Jisung chuckles at the way you nod feverishly at his question. Yeah, he was fucking annoying, and yeah his face made a bit of anger swell in your chest even if he was really fucking hot in the moment - but he was just straight up offering his dick to you and you couldn’t say no to a guy with big glossy eyes and a leaking cock. He shifts away from the counter and steps in behind you instead, pressing your hips forward to the edge of the sink. You gasp out and reach out to support yourself, your hand laying on the mirror to leave prints behind as Jisung flips up the bottom half of your dress to lay it over your back. He sighs out in admiration at the sight of the black lace that hid beneath it, hooking one finger into it to tug it aside and see what he really wanted to get a look at.
You peek up into the mirror just in time to see Jisung dipping down behind you and a rush of excitement shoots through your veins. You’re under the assumption he might eat you out a little before he gets to the main ordeal - but Jisung isn’t that nice and he still dislikes you even if you look damn sexy in that tight dress and cute little veil. He spits directly onto your pussy after using his thumbs to spread your lips for him, leaning in soon after to use his tongue and make sure you were plenty wet for easy access as if you weren’t dripping already. Jisung stands back to his full height to look down at your hole, both of his hands gripping at your hips as he lines himself up. His spit clings to your clit before dripping onto the floor between your heels just as his cock slips into you with ease.
You sigh out in admiration at the feeling, eyes rolling back into your head with the way he fills you up. It’s unfair how fucking hot he is considering he’s an asshole to you any time he has the chance. Your hand pushes heavier on the mirror as he starts up a steady rhythm, his cock sliding against your gummy walls with the most sinful sounds bouncing off of the bathroom walls; The wet squelch of your pussy forming to his length as he pushes into you harder when he realizes you can take it - that you want to. “Fuck – Mnh, Ji –”
Jisung glances up at you through the mirror, his hair clouding his vision as it fell into his eyes. He peeks down almost immediately after however, reaching down between your bodies to pull up his shirt as it kept falling down and getting in his way from feeling your skin on his own. He tucks the fabric of the striped shirt between his teeth before he chuckles, his eyes turning back down to where the two of you connect - and as you look at him through the mirror you swear you’ve never seen something so fucking hot in your life. His skin was slick and glistening with a thin layer of sweat which meant his hair was beginning to stick to his face, and with his shirt tucked between his teeth his mouth had formed a small scowl. You could’ve swore you heard a couple quiet growls coming from his throat, too, while he fucked into you harder than before.
Your body rocks against the sink as you hold onto the wall to keep yourself steady, moans flooding from your lips that spur Jisung on to fuck you harder, faster. He reaches with one hand to grab onto your shoulder, pulling you with every thrust so you met him halfway and you whined as you felt his tip prodding at your walls, pushing further each time he pushed into you. Jisung used his free hand to grip at your hip, bruising his fingerprints into your skin as evidence he had been there - been in you. His hand slips lower until he can hoist your thigh up, pushing your leg onto the counter so he can stand even closer to you and sink his cock further into your walls.
“Ohh - Fuck! Fuck, ‘m gonna come –” Your stutters of release make Jisung glance up, dark eyes staring through his hair as he watches your expressions in the mirror; Your eyes closed, head tipped back, fingers curling against the mirror as your orgasm hit. Jisung’s eyes darted back down to watch you squirt around his cock, slowly pulling out before pushing back into your pussy just when you had thought he’d called it quits. He huffs out, his movements rapid but messy now as he chases his own release. He slumped forward a bit and ended up moving his hand from your shoulder to your hair, his fingers tangling in that thin veil to keep a tight grip on you. Well - that, and he’s always wanted to pull your hair when you got on his nerves.
His breathing is labored and ragged as he lets go of his shirt, the fabric falling down while he spills ropes of cum into your walls to claim you as his own. That’s how he thinks of it in the moment at least. Jisung pulls out shortly after, his cum leaking from your slit and dripping down onto the tile flooring of the bathroom. He reaches down, using two fingers to push it back into your cunt while you whine at the feeling. “God, you’re so noisy,” Jisung huffs out, straightening up and glancing at you as his hand meets you again with a slap to your pussy.
You jolt the first time and relax the second, his hand stilling against your entrance to carefully rub against you and get you to ease up, your body slumping against the countertop in exhaustion.
He peeks down and watches as both his cum and your slick cling to his fingers as he pulls his hand away, strings connecting his skin to your own. He usually wouldn’t even think to come inside of someone, but with you it was just another form of proof he’d been there. Something for you to think about when he pissed you off in the following days.
And Minho usually wouldn’t care that people had fucked in his bathroom as he often found evidence of it after the parties he held, stumbling tiredly into the room to piss and find meds that would hopefully cure his hangover migraine; But handprints on his mirror? Really?
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soft spot



summary jimin’s favorite place has always been the crook of y/n’s neck—and even after they start dating, that’s where she feels safest.
genre fluff / childhood bestfriends to lovers
pairing yu jimin x fem!reader
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you’ve known jimin since before either of you had a proper grip on language. first day of daycare, you offered her half of your snack—she didn’t even like carrots, but she took it and declared you her best friend forever anyway.
since then, it's always been the two of you. scraped knees, dumb fights over crayons, accidentally calling each other by pet names your moms used, falling asleep on calls with face masks on… all of it. you grew up like puzzle pieces—different shapes, but somehow always fitting.
jimin had this habit.
every time she was sad or sleepy or just too damn overwhelmed by the world, she'd curl up into you like a cat and press her face into the crook of your neck. didn’t matter where you were. didn’t matter if your arm was asleep or your shirt was damp from her tears—she’d find her spot, right there beneath your jaw, and everything would go quiet.
“not romantic,” she used to mumble when the others teased. “it’s just… safe.”
and it was. it always was.
then one night, under a million fairy lights at some rooftop party neither of you wanted to go to, you kissed her.
she kissed back.
you think it was the softest yes you’ve ever felt.
fast forward three weeks into dating, and nothing really changed—except everything did.
you still finished each other’s sentences. still shared snacks and watched trashy dramas. still bickered over whether pineapple belonged on pizza (it didn’t, jimin argued, with a dramatic flair that deserved an oscar). but now there were kisses. sleepy back hugs. her hand holding yours under the table when no one was looking.
one night, you’re laying on the couch, the room dim with nothing but the TV playing reruns of some old variety show. your fingers are carding through her hair absentmindedly, and jimin sighs before crawling into your lap and doing exactly what she’s always done—nuzzling into your neck like she belongs there.
you smile, warm and fond. “you still do this, huh?”
“what?”
“this.” you gesture slightly, chin brushing her head. “the whole burrowing-into-my-neck-like-i’m-a-human-pillow thing.”
she doesn’t look up. just hums. “mm. makes me feel calm.”
“you’ve always done it, even before—” you pause. “before you liked me.”
she snorts, finally lifting her head a bit. “who said i didn’t like you back then?”
you blink.
“you—what.”
“baby,” she laughs, eyes sleepy but sparkling. “you were the love of my life since you let me copy your homework in 4th grade.”
you melt. audibly. your brain goes completely static. she tucks herself back into your neck, smug as hell, while your heart goes off like a fire alarm.
“…you’re so embarrassing,” you mutter weakly, though you wrap your arms tighter around her.
“and you’re warm. shut up and let me nap.”
you let her.
because she’s jimin. and she’s in her spot. and you’re the luckiest girl in the world.
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Little brother
What about if Damian started to notice how his family is neglecting his sister?
Content you’ll see here : Kid neglect, fem!reader, neglected!reader
English it’s not my first language, so please be patient



Damian loves his older sister, probably because she is very similar to him in the way they enjoy talking about art or animals, that’s not the only reason why he does love her
She’s also the only person who sees him as Damian and not a weapon or Robin, it’s so pointless for her than usually she apologizes about forgetting about him
And Damian? He doesn’t know why his heart feels warm, it’s like he likes being seen just as a kid.
One of his favorite things to do is lay on her sister bed reading books from her university, that’s a thing he enjoys too, his sister is in a medical career so he can read whatever homework she’s working on
He improved his skills, and also find an excuse to be around her, don’t get him wrong
He enjoys his time at the manor but he loves how his sister’s room is always smelling like cinnamon and apple, or how she has a mess but organized at the same time, maybe it is because he loves seeing her art
He admires how she didn’t choose one of her dreams, she’s going to be a doctor and she still enjoys painting, don’t make me start about how proud he feels going to her art presentations.
That are just dumb things he likes about his sister, and because he spends so much time at her side he started to notice
How she doesn’t talk to the other members, or how she calls his father by his name
He’s sure she’s a blood daughter.
That makes him upset, his sister is an amazing person who wouldn’t want to be by her side? Maybe he’s just tired.
— So Damian, what about if we go grab lunch with the others? — Dick asked placing his hands on the chair were Damian is sitting
He takes a sip of his water before looking at the man
— Very brave of you to plan lunch when we are going to (Last name)’s presentation — he chews his sandwich seeing how Dick expression becomes confused
He checks the date on his phone before sighing
— Was it today? Well, she’ll have to excuse us for today —
Damian didn’t like how it sounds, actually he hates it
— I will go to my sister’s presentation, you can not go if you want — He took his things leaving the dinner room
If there’s something he hates is when people try to push their will on him, why do you mean he has to go? Of course not, he made a promise and he will keep it.
It wasn’t a surprise when the only ones who arrived at the presentation were him and Pennyworth, it still upsets him
He hides it, you’re too happy talking about how nervous you were and he can’t but listen to it on your way home.
That was an important thing for you, even if it is going to happen again in a couple of months, he would be mad if his father failed to train him even if they’re going to do it anyways the next day
So when you two went home, when he saw how everyone was laughing on their pijama he couldn’t be more mad
— Father, I request to know why you didn’t come today — his usual militar pose is not there, instead he approached the old man
— Come to what? — He ask in a nervous way, that’s enough to send a strong feeling to his head
He doesn’t even know! He’s sure you told him! He was there when you gave him the invitation!
— Father, Are you stupid? Or just dumb? — and he could hear how everybody scold him about talking to his father that way
He doesn’t care, not when he can see how you’re looking at the edge of the stairs with a little smile, you’re happy that someone finally spoke out for you
— I will not apologize, his responsibility as a father is to attend to his child’s important duties —
Dick is scolding him until you came back to the room, the smile on your face isn’t something for them to not notice
— C’mon Damian — The way you called his name was enough for him to follow you
You didn’t cared about the way everyone shut down when they say your fancy clothes, a reminder about the thing they didn’t attended to
And the reason why Damian was so mad, but you don’t care
Because all you need is your little brother.
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