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dumbfandomaccount · 1 year

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If I was Light, I would not have fumbled Misa. If I was Misa, I would not have fumbled L. If I was L, I would not have fumbled Light.

#honestly that last one is a lie #fuck kira #but it's funny to say that the trio from death note were all in unrequited love with each other #death note #light yagami #yagami light #misa amane #amane misa #l lawliet #ryuzaki #l death note #can you tell that i just recently watched death note for the first time?

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bittiblakebelladonna · 1 year

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Last but not last RWBY text post

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essektheylyss · 11 months

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that's it, that's the Odyssey

#megs is reading #honestly is there anything better than a really fucked up sailor who would lie through his teeth until his last breath? no.#this is why black sails is great. this is why Fjord is great #grand tradition of fucked up sailors who cannot tell the truth to save their lives.#this is repeated like #once a book throughout but this one is really funny cuz it's like 300 lines from the end and it's to his own grieving father #anyway. reading poetry from 800 bce like 'do you think people in antiquity were whining over whether odysseus was actually the bad guy'#(the answer is yes but it does not make me laugh any less)

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buttercup-barf · 6 days

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Under the cut are mostly self-insert doodles of decreasing quality. Again, not much directly tied to Team Fortress 2. Might as well toss these out while I have no access to my puter. Much yapping under the cut and in the tags incoming.

Another self-insert, this time less of a "here's me as a tenth class" and more of a "here's my game experiences translated into the class I would take the place of". The Cleaner. Although I guess they could still be wearing either suit. It doesn't matter that much.

That one Convict's Case taunt with Backup would be extremely funny, because the man would be on the verge of a breakdown (he does not want to go to jail so bad you have no idea). The second image- I owe no explanation. You know what I am. You see the pattern with my favourites.

The duality of the man. Resting face versus "just heard you express interest in religion/Russian folklore" face. He's not that hard to make friends with, when you pull him away from all the explosions.

Some doodles of trying to figure his face out. Unfortunately, the more I stare at him, the more I worry that he looks like A Certain Guy With The Last Name "Kazarin", and the fear of never being original in my life caught up to me.

Don't look at me, don't perceive me, I refuse to explain any of my actions to you.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #that's it that's the only tags i am putting this in. maybe someday i will have the balls to do more but for now that's about it #while i have the chance - and since posts with more of my yapping in the tags don't pop in people's feeds much - i might as well ramble-#-about these guys here. self-inserts or not i'm projecting only half of my bullshit on each one of them. creativity 👍#backup is tall and pale and has sharp canines and more of a dull brown hair colour with tired grey eyes. no amount of babyface or soft-#-hands can really help a motherfucker when he's grimacing so much because he just Hates being around half the people on the team.#cleaner meanwhile is on the shorter side and has constantly flushed skin and brighter colours and whatnot. you can't see it because of the-#-mask most of the time but they do smile a lot more and have a more cheery disposition towards life and see the whole team as their friends!#backup transitioned fully (albeit not very legally lmao) and is scared shitless of not being seen as a man although the last time that ever-#-came up was years ago. he holds onto his last name as part of the heritage he loves and loathes at the same time - attached to his culture-#-and religion and bloodline while also resentful of his family and the regime he knows someone else on the team suffered under.#cleaner just kinda binds and calls it a day. he only does it to confuse the team because while he doesn't identify with being a girl he-#-loves the confused looks his epic gender reveal moment gets. they do not remember their family name or where they grew up or what even got-#-them to this kind of mental state. and he's chill with it he values the here and now way more than some dark edgy backstory.#backup despite trying to be an honest man is afraid of vulnerability as well. he stubbornly refuses to express love towards certain people-#-lest they feel disgusted and turn away. he's afraid of consequences afraid of losing the people he loves afraid of his ''interests'' being-#-what drives them away. it doesn't by the way and he just wasted time being a cold indecisive loser for several months lmao #cleaner wears a suit that hides all of them yes but they pretty much never lie. he is always his truest self and he can always just burn-#-people who don't like him enough to make it a problem. they are a lot more comfortable indulging in their interests - be they innocent-#-and juvenile or violent and dangerous. he is quite open with his affection and his fascinations that backup would rather keep secret.#i want to establish that these two can only exist in separate universes because they both have feelings towards the funny assistant lady-#-and the funny inventor guy (selfshipping for the winnn) and would fight over those two. cleaner would win by the way #it's also a really funny point of comparison. cleaner is objectively more fucked up than backup and still managed to be more normal about-#-their feelings and live as a healthier and happier person than that guy. comedic gold honestly #OKAY I'M DONE if you read up to here you get uhhh a cookie :-)

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elizabethrobertajones · 10 months

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I'm actually kind of mad after wearing a knee brace (with patella support!) for 2 days because I just went down for breakfast not wearing it and my kneecap was wobbling loosely in its socket like it's done for years and I could FEEL how wrong it was and just had the biggest "you LIVE like this??!" moment and now i GUESS I am wearing a knee brace every time I go near stairs forever because it turns out it's not ideal if parts of your body have their own plans for every joint movement.

Mobility aids <3

#mad at myself for not even noticing it was weird even though I've known I have the stretchy joints for years now #honestly I need a full like. Scientific observation from behind glass hooked up to machines and doing silly little tasks for science week #please find out what is happening in here #I also got 1 ankle support and out of curiosity slept in it last night #and omg one foot resting upright made me realise how much the other was flat on the bed #when I lay on my back #the same thing that got me diagnosed in the first place #the rheumatologist who'd just told me I don't have cancer because of the bloodwork had me lie down to examine #he took one look at my flat fuck friday feet and like actually yelled in alarm and recoiled #which took some explaining #anyway he poked and prodded me but he already had said 'oh you have hypermobility and it's given you fibro'#this is why specialists also have to keep up with all the other medicines too :P #(i spent a weekend with my medic friend recently and she has Stories oh my god)#(was too busy talking to look at my feet even as I told her I'd dislocated my ankle and knee as we talked XD)#POINT IS I'm very slow to notice things about my condition #I quit chocolate for a year because I worried it was giving me migraines #and was too busy having migraines to notice the chocolate wasn't what gave me migraines

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kittlyns · 26 days

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I had yet another long, strenuous day yesterday and didn't finish work until super late and then I couldn't fall asleep until well past 2am cuz I was in so much pain from standing literally all day

#what made it worse was the client I spent most of my day with was a brand new client. and she booked super last minute #so I wasnt mentally prepared for doing a 5 hour color. and her natural hair was already pretty light so I had to foil foil foil. go back.#pull out first couple foils. foil foil foil. go back. pull out the next few.#over and over and over.#and her hair was so fucking long. and so fucking thick.#and after the first hour she wouldn't talk. like I like my silence so I don't fight it much #but every now and then I would try to engage with her. I'd say something and she would straight up ignore me. no acknowledgment.#which makes me feel anxious cuz it's like jesus... does she hate me?? did I piss her off somehow?#even when I finished her hair (it looked fucking amazing no lie. one of my best highlights yet.) she had next to no reaction to it #she was like 'it looks fine. I mean good. it's good.' completely deadpan #I laughed it off and was like yeah it's been a long day girl! but it looks amazinggg on you!!#no response. deep inhale. alright.#whatever tho.#when I did finally get off work I stopped @ bojangles cuz I was lightheaded and hadn't eaten since morning #and when I tell you I almost broke down into tears cuz there were so many people crowding the goddamn pickup area.#and so many bizarre conversations going on. genuinely felt like I was in some form of hell #like my feet hurt. my back hurts. I'm tired. I didn't get the validation I like to have over a 5 hour transformative color.#I'm hungry and there are two elderly women blocking the pickup counter. one is hard of hearing so she keeps yelling HUH???#and the other only speaks in soft baby whispers. that goes as well as you can imagine.#there's a man behind me grilling an employee abt whether or not he goes to church. he starts witnessing to him #and the employee says 'I've never thought about it like that before' no less than 4 times.#there's a child in front of me playing tiktoks @ full volume. and this is all happening simultaneously.#I really considered just leaving without my food but I knew I needed to eat and didnt have anything at home so I stuck it out #was it worth it? no. bojangles honestly sucks these days but what's a girl gonna do.#got home and tried to pass out but nope. tossed and turned all night.#put on hot n cold patches to try to soothe the pain a little. didn't work cuz one pain would be eased a bit and another pain would take over #blahhhhhh #and now. I get to do it all over again! yippeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

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backpackingspace · 9 months

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Hey s1 au where will gets a second opinion and does not connect the dots to serial murder and just thinks hannibal is another unethical doctor wanting only to study him. This ends up alienating him from hannibal, Alana (dr. Lecter after is her friend her recommendation), and jack (did he know? Will can't be sure)

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #Will graham #hannibal lecter #jack crawford #alana bloom #S1 au where will finds out but connects the wrong dots #Will thinks hannibal is just another asshole doctor who wants to study hom #Thinks everything was a lie #Hell he'd probably actually prefer to find out hannibals a serial killer #Meanwhile hannibals out here pouting with an I just murdered my husband robe and the most emo music #Because he doesn't know why his good friend will isn't talking to him anymore he skipped there last 3 sessions #And didn't open the door when hannibal drove all the way up there #And he's honestly done nothing wrong how could dear will ignore him like this #Alana and will actually had a conversation (fight ) about it. She gets will needing space #Does not get how hannibal could do such a thing thinks its all one big misunderstanding #And that...that galls will the most that she's still defending hannibal after he had played with his mind like that #Jack doesn't actually know what's going or care he just wants to know why will isn't coming to crime scenes anymore #Will needs 4 months of complete solitude to make his skin stop crawling please and thanks

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nevoeiross · 3 months

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grades in art school and art degrees are infact all fake after all

#tell me how do i get a 14 after going above and behond on this fucking class #the professor has me talk to people in masters programs almost every week to teach them stuff that was her job #i do the last leg of this class sick off my ass with a breathing infection #and then people who barely showed up to classes get 16s and 17s #i really am not cut out for this bullshit #this is why the art scene is a fucking joke and no one takes us seriously #honestly i dont think we deserve to be taken seriously #bc for a lot of people with rich papis this is honestly just summer camp before they go die of overdoses when they get their degrees #bc lets face it half this people havent even tealised what the fuck is real life let alone how to live without someone doung everything #for them #whatever call me bitter if you want i dont care anymore #cant wait to finish this 4 year expensive lie and change what im studying in my masters

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gentlethorns · 5 months

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god this SUCCCKKKS i'm trying so hard not to be negative and look on the bright side but there like. is no bright side lol. i am angy

#she bork #tbd #idk like i said yesterday this position switch sucks and i'm not a fan. no benefits. also i'm mad bc this is supposed to be my weekend off #but i work tomorrow bc technically monday and tuesday were my days off (even though monday was a FUCKING HOLIDAY so no one works) and i #haven't had a weekend off since like the beginning of the month. two weekends ago doesn't count bc i was supposed to work sunday and didn't #go in bc it was MY WEEKEND OFF and no one told me about the schedule change and then when i found out i accidentally no call no showed after #i woke up i was really upset and anxious all day. we have a friend over this weekend and he comes today and i do not want to go to bed at #fucking like 9 pm bc we rarely see him. that and i feel like shit as it is lol i feel like my arthritis is flaring up bc we're in a cold #snap. so honestly i'm considering calling in tomorrow but i haven't decided bc i don't want to fuck up my attendance anymore than i already #have bc they put me on a corrective action last week bc of the aforementioned ncns and like i'm not exactly in danger of being fired but #being on a ca is not good. so i'd rather just let a sleeping dog lie and take the L on tomorrow lol

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zeawesomebirdie · 6 months

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I don't think I'll ever complain about having nothing to do again

#vent post #not actually a vent lmao but thats the tag #im so so so far beyond exhausted #i had three appointments this week. one per day. for the last three days #im genuinely shocked (and pleasantly surprised) that i made it through all three #honestly i almost didnt make it to yesterday's #and i dont think ive *ever* been so grateful to have utterly *nothing* of importance to do #should i be making phone calls today? yes #but will i? fuck no #i will spend today reading the Bardo Thodol (finally) and b@tjokes fic (thank the Force)#and if im lucky ill be able to do my language stuff too but the main priority is the reading #(though i cannot lie im so hyped for my dad to wake up so we can watch more remington steele omfg)#(theres a bunch of fics for that show that i want to read and i cannot because i have seen *three* episodes)#anyway i am so happy i got covid back in oct and learned that not only *can* i be happy doing hardly anything on a daily basis #i *prefer* doing hardly anything on a daily basis #and im *so* happy to be back to reading religious texts oh my goodness i cannot even begin to express my joy rn #once i finish the Bardo Thodol im planning to take another stab at the Mahabarat and i cannot even *begin* to express my excitement #i am ✨️rambling✨️#anyway #love yall!!#have a good timezone <3

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athirddegreesprain · 1 year

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So I have realised that having a side blog be the only blog I use is actually the most annoying and irritating thing I’ve ever done, so I am debating making a new tumblr all together and retiring this account. It feels like I should either make a new one all together now, or suffer through the annoyances of this blog for forever. The day tumblr let’s you change which blog is your primary blog is the day I will stop complaining about how tumblr is the worst.

#that last sentence is a lie #I will always complain #I would just start using my main blog but it’s got its own long history that I wanna preserve as it is #but having all my asks/replies/follows etc show up as my main blog and not this one honestly confuses me all the time

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princekirijo · 10 months

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Finally getting round to reading the Scarlet Pimpernel (free eBooks my beloved) and while I am really enjoying the story and everything is pretty easy to follow, the sheer royalist tones the book has is a lot

#i mean i knew that would be in here #given that pimpernel is a noble who rescued “innocent royals/rich people” from the guillotine during the reign of terror #and the book is set in england AND france #but its still a lot lol #its honestly nice so far #im managing two chapters a day which im really really proud of considering i cant remember the last time i read a book #well ok last one i read was beowulf but that wasn't too long (version i read anyway)#this book has like 29ish chapters? idr #its also worth noting the author herself was a baroness #and that her backstory involved her fleeing to england when she was 3 because the locals rebelled against her family and burnt down #the family home #which while im sure it was justified must have been terrifying for her #i cant lie either its interesting reading from this and seeing her perspective on things as much as i despise royalty i am very interested #in the whole system if that makes sense? its just fascinating to me #i think im gonna blame tlk for this one LMAO #but yeah good so far #also yeah im sure you guys know why im reading the book LMAO #if not well im sure you could probably guess 💀#to be fair the reign of terror was a pretty fucked up time so like i can see the need for pimpernel... somewhat #also fun fact for anyone interested but this book is actually what started the whole hero with a secret identity #and pimpernel is said to have inspired the likes of zorro and batman!#idk i just thought that was pretty cool

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appleb0mb · 2 years

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Twisted Wonderland x Date A Live (Outfit) - Leona Kingscholar

Collection of TWSTxDAL Tracks here!

Alternate Designs to Marigold here!

Marigold - This flower symbolizes passion and deep feelings. Apparently it has strong connections to the sun, and represents negative feelings such as despair and grief. Celebrations such as Día de los Muertos see this flower as a way to remember the dead.

Overall, the message of these marigolds, is that you must find your own balance in hiding and revealing your light. This light could be anything - your power, your feelings, and your intentions.

Previous: “I don’t want to be here anymore. Nobody, not even Vil…isn’t listening to me...Fine then. Ignore me, then. Just wait until I show you how fearsome I can be.” [ Clematis ] here.

“How dare you come into my territory, herbivore.”

His emerald eyes pierced through you, glaring coldly at you. You stayed in place, frozen from his words dripping with hatred and pure annoyance.

“Don’t play dumb. If you know what’s best for you - then run. Run far away, and never come back. Because if I ever see you in my territory again, you’ll be nothing more than dead meat.”

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(Also comments, criticism, reblogs and likes are appreciated! I enjoy seeing them because they brighten my day ( ◜◒◝ )♡)

If you’re into some TWSTxDAL Savanaclaw info, please - continue below~.

A word from appleb0mb:

Guys I am so sorry for taking so long. Once again, I sincerely apologize!

But enough of that. I am so proud that I’m able to upload another one of these pieces! It’s been so long since I’ve kept this one, and I’m glad it’s finally getting released.

Also I apologize for the weird change in art. I wanted to release this as quick as possible. Plus, I kind of have a different art style? Eh, you’ll see it when I upload it here as compensation.

@wreaking1wreathe

@dreamcatchment

@sintheyokai

@happythoughtshappydays

Come get your crumbs LOL

Also I know you’re a big simp for Leonaaaaaaaaa @fgooooooo

Imagery and Ideas from Listening to Marigold:

Uh, it’s been a while since I’ve imagined stuff from Marigold. But as for what I wanted to achieve, I aimed to do a cowboy style, as well as some rock. I remember I was struggling to find the right jam, since I didn’t want Savanaclaw to have a similar vibe as Scarabia.

I actually imagine this song playing when you first encounter Leona. The song is quite aggressive at the start with the bass and the guitar going on, and it makes it clear Leona wants you to get the fuck away from him (lol). The start actually seems almost incoherent to listen to, but it builds up layer by layer.

It’s like Leona intentionally makes it hard to listen, so that you won’t become friendly with him. He doesn’t want to become vulnerable to a human like you.

Hmm...interesting.

TWSTxDAL Plot - Enjoy :D!

Note: This may not be revealed in the finalized plot. Take it as a teaser, if you will.

You’ve heard the name before. It was on the tip of your tongue.

Ah, you nodded. You finally caught the thought that was shuffling in your head.

Savanaclaw.

One of the biggest teams consisting of 50 spirits or less, it easily became the most wary group for the human population. Unlike Heartslaybul, the spirits who were lovable and wacky, this group remained mysterious and subtle. They’ve made almost no interaction with the human population, leaving no footprints behind for scientists to investigate for.

However, what they do know is that within every clan - is a leader that controls the pack. This was no uncivilized group filled with anarchy. Even though information about them was collected recently, this group clearly had their marks engraved in history. They must’ve been here for centuries, hell, maybe even a thousand years. As a result, within a thousand years, they had a thousand years of bonds, hierarchy, training.

But most of all, a thousand years of secrets rattling in their bones, waiting to unravel and unfold for human civilization to gaze upon in awe.

“Huh...Savanaclaw...” You muttered, remaining pensive. There was something in your gut that felt that something wasn’t right. It was the same looming feeling when you encountered Heartslaybul.

Regardless, you knew that encountering more of these group of spirits were going to put you in some serious danger; dare you say it was quite reckless and careless. But that insatiable desire to pounce on this information, the taste of satisfaction made it so addicting to push this chance away.

Grabbing your journal and equipment, you immediately left your tent. Your spirit detector was blasting, and you were in a good mood to do some Spirit sight-seeing. Hell, maybe you could get some new friends like before.

- To be continued? -

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iloveyoumorethansoup · 2 years

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Soo thankful my ra is great this year and has both common sense and critical thinking. Genuinely one of my favorite people in college

#i have to unfortunately deal with housing things all I want is to be terminally online again but nooo I got stuff to deal with #my roommate recorded our conversation the other night without my permission which is unfortunately legal in this state #however quite frankly it’s probably better for me that she did bc i handled her meltdown rather well #and god knows she loves to lie. she’s been asked by 2 RAs now for the recording she took #and so far hasn’t given it. so either she lied (shocker) and didn’t actually record it or she knows it makes her look really bad #also fun fact! she had a friend on the phone and I think they were the one recording it. if they were that isn’t legal which I mean #housing wants to kick her out so bad that’d be the final straw #but she decided to demand a roommate agreement change which I’ll happily oblige to so I get to do that at some point #honestly?? girl is digging herself in a hole. p sure her goal was to scare me into just not making sound so we wouldn’t need a meeting?#but like. we gotta meet with the housing coordinator which is great bc they know who she is and how she is #i really don’t think she expected me to go out of my way to get a meeting set up. also?? she gets mad when I’m up til like 2 or later #last night she was up til 7am. I guess only she’s allowed to be a hypocrite lol #objectively all the drama she tries to start should either really anger me or worry me or something at least #nah. this is pretty funny. her entitledness and drama is digging her so far into a hole she’s transferring next semester #and the best part is everyone in housing knows her. can’t stand her shit. i was talking to a friend in class and she tells her friend #her friends like oh who is she? i tell her. she goes oh that explains it. and I’m like oh u know her? and she goes. I’m an ra. i know her #like girl!! if you’re so universally hated why do u keep this up???#like girl will call the ra on call for any minor inconvenience at all #she hasn’t since finding out calls r logged tho lol which is like oh man! u r self aware!#i have no tolerance for bs and man bestie is made of it #cannot wait for this meeting genuinely excited. bc she’s gonna make up stuff that I can easily defend myself. and then she’s gonna #essentially make demands that I can’t make noise after a certain time. and say if anyone agrees it’s discrimination over sensory issues #she’s already said that fun fact. i have sensory issues too. they have equal importance in this agreement #but like. it has to be a fair agreement. and I’m not required to sign another contract #so really she’s going into this meeting to be a problem and she’s gonna crash and burn. it’ll be a firework show #soup talks #watching bestie experience karma in real time

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arrow-guy · 1 year

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#erin rambles #okay i'm officially going on a Weekend Trip with my partner #very excited!!!!!#it'll be amazing and so nice to have that kind of alone time with him #especially bc we both live with our parents and can't really escape People if we want to have a night in #unfortunately!!!!!!#my mother has given me yet another Virginity lecture #at this point i haven't been to church of any kind in more than two years #and i honestly don't really plan to go back!!!#christianity in't exactly my jam #and i don't find the concept of virginity to be particularly threatening anymore #so i kind of just have to sit here and try not to giggle when she warns me that i can't get it back once it's gone #so as far as she knows we are staying in a two bedroom condo #and we will be sleeping in one bedroom each #guaranteed that will absolutely not be happening #i had to lie and feign Dangerous Levels of Fatigue in order to spend the night after our roadtrip last saturday #i cannot go on like this forever #i have to get out of my parents house or i'm going to fucking suffocate #between this and having to hide all my hickies #it's exhausting pretending i'm not a whole ass adult who loves to make their own decisions

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honeysbunchesofoats · 10 months

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just thinking about the time a dentist gaslit me by saying that I did not, in fact, have a crown that I had placed less than 6 months prior.

#he goes “have you had any changes to your teeth since you got this mouthguard”#me “yes this tooth right here is actually a crown from when i got a root canal last year”#him “i dont see any crowns in your mouth”#“it is literally this one right here that i am touching with my finger and has a visible seam at the gumline”#he never did believe me.#honelynn rambles #doctors #dentist #medical gaslighting #why would i lie about my own tooth???? im baffled to this day #honestly cis men medical providers are insane

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