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How About Breakfast In Bed?
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Part 2: Bruce Wayne?
It was a dream. Heâd never released the ghosts or revealed his identity. When Superman said he would catch Phantom, Danny had just sat there. Empty. When he realized the crowd and the Justice League were gone and he was standing there alone, heâd just gone home. It had been a month since then. Phantom retired after their declaration. He didnât want to deal with them on top of everything else. So he gave up.
The Justice League had been gone for a long time. It was over. So why was he still dreaming about it? He continued to lay in bed even though he was awake. Even with his ghost hunting days over, he was still empty. He was still so tired. He dreaded the day ahead, he just wanted to stay here. He didnât want to leave the comfort of his pillows. They were so warm. They almost made him feel a little better. Maybe he could close his eyes and pretend he was in Batman's warm embrace like heâd been in the dream.
âDANNY!â his mom broke him from his delusions when she called him downstairs. He didnât want to get up, but what choice did he have? He had to leave the warm embrace of his bed for the cold and cruel air awaiting him. He got ready for the day again. This time, he didnât bother with picking an outfit or anything. He just shoved on his binder and went in what he slept in.
He didnât bother getting breakfast either. He just left his room and headed straight out the door to go to school. He hated school even when he didnât have to fight ghosts in the middle of it. The teachers were still mean, he was still getting bullied, he still had no friends, and his grades were still shit. The classes were so boring. The teachers just yapping on and on about things he didnât care at all about.
âMr. Fenton!â Mr. Lancer's yell pulled him from his sleep. When had he fallen asleep?Â
âMr. Fenton, itâs not nap time. Youâre 17 for godâs sake. Pull yourself together! Your junior year is the most important year of highschool. Pay attention.��� As Lancer finished yelling at him, he heard snickering from behind him. It was Dash. The hypocrite. He knew Dash had never paid attention in class a day in his life. Oh well. He didnât have the energy to call him out.
The rest of the class was torture. He just couldnât get himself to absorb any of what Mr. Lancer was saying. Something about a rich guyâs party? A girl named Daisy? He rested his head on his desk. It was cold and he was looking at the messy ground. He hated being there. Sleep was dancing at the edges of his brain and core again when the bell snapped him back to reality.Â
He was the last to get up, and starting to leave when Mr. Lancer called after him, âthe counselor would like to see you.â Right. Theyâd gotten a counselor after that ghost had posed as one.Â
âSure.â Danny knew why the counselor wanted to see him. He knew how the discussion would go.Â
âYou wanted to see me?â Danny feigned ignorance to the topic of the conversation even though it was obvious what this meeting was about. His grades were shit because he wasnât doing any class work.Â
âYes. Come on in, sit down please.â Her voice was warm and gentle, which suprised him. Heâd thought that she would be harsh and give him a lecture about how heâs slacking and needs to get his grades up.
âIâm Ms. Perry.â She gestured for him to sit. He hadnât realized his feet were still firmly planted in the doorway.Â
As he took a seat, he began to examine her office. The room was homey. It smelled like the ground after rain and the lights werenât harsh. The chairs were plush with a soft floral pattern on them.Â
âSo, Danny, how have you been feeling lately?â her question sounded far too genuine to be simple small talk, but it didnât feel like she was pushing for the information. She wasnât the mean, aged teacher heâd thought would be hired. She was young, probably fresh out of college, and her face showed authentic kindness.
âOh! I almost forgot, do you want any snacks? I have a ton to choose from.â She pulled out a bin of snacks from under her desk. There were so many, and⌠he wanted some. When had he gotten so hungry?
 âSure,â he hesitated, he didnât even know what he wanted.
 âCan I have.. uhh⌠juice?âÂ
 âOf course.â She gave a small, light hearted laugh with the reply, and handed him a capri-sun.Â
He left the meeting with the counselor a little confused as he left her office. What had just happened? She had asked him about his home life and hobbies and basically everything but school. He hadnât had a real conversation like that in a really long time.Â
It didnât really matter though. Itâs not like his life would get better. His hope for that died when he realized quitting as Phantom didnât do anything but let him stop fighting ghosts.
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âAlright, thank you.â Maddie said as she hung up the phone.Â
âJack dear!â she called out to her husband, who was working on a ghost-hunting invention.Â
âApparently Danny isnât doing very well right now. The counselor suggested we do something.âÂ
âThen what should we do?â Jack hollered from behind the machine, not bothering to look up.Â
Maddie thought about it.Â
âI donât know.â She really hadnât the slightest idea what to do.Â
âI wonder if a change of scenery would do him good?â he had put down his tools and was peeking past the machine.
âHe canât go to Aleciaâs.â she considered, âHe hates it down in Arkansas.â Â
They both thought about it for another moment.Â
âI do have a cousin. I could see if he can take in Danny for a while?â Jack offered.Â
âThat sounds nice!â With that the conversation was finished and they continued to focus on what really mattered. Their ghost tech!
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Danny went straight up to his room after school like heâd been doing every day since he retired. He went straight for his bed and let himself sink into it. He could finally breathe. Sometimes it felt like he was suffocating when he was at school or with his parents. It was finally the weekend though. He didnât have to get out of bed for a while. He just stared at the ceiling. Heâd put up those tacky glow in the dark star stickers on there when he was 10. A lotâs changed since then. He didnât really have the time or energy to study the night sky like he did before the accident. He really missed it though. If only he could turn back time and-
There was a knock on the door.
âDanny?â It was his mom. He pulled his blanket over himself and rolled over, pretending to be asleep. They came in anyway.
âDaniel, we have to talk to you.â his dad nudged his shoulder. The same shoulder heâd shot at just a month before. He hated it when they called him Daniel.
âI don't want to get out of bed.â He wanted them to go away.
âThatâs alright sweetheart. We can talk to you from here.â His mom didnât take the hint and started talking anyway. He didnât really listen to what sheâs saying, but caught some of the words and phrases.
âBlah blah blah, call from the school, blah blah blah, bad grades, blah blah blah, cousin, blah blah blah, Bruce Wayne.â
He stops them at that last bit. âWait, Bruce Wayne?" That seemed super off topic, even for his parents.
âYou need to listen better. Bruce Wayne is your fatherâs cousin.â
WHAT?! Bruce Wayne? How was that even possible? Danny was trying to wrap his head around this, but failing. This didnât make any sense. How was Bruce Wayne, the prince of Gotham, related to his dad, the crazy scientist of Amity Park?
âYouâll be staying with him for a little while. We think it will be good for you. Ok?âÂ
Oh.
They were pawning him off on someone else so they didnât have to deal with him. That made a ton more sense.Â
âAlright then.â he felt the words leave his mouth.
âWeâve arranged for you to leave in a week.âÂ
Wow. They really wanted him gone.
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It was really a strange request.
Bruceâs cousin had gotten in touch with him after all these years. It was strange for multiple reasons. He had only met this relative once when they were small children and he wasnât asking for money, or fame, or any of the things one would think. He was only asking for Bruce to take care of his son for a few months. The reason they cited was that he was struggling with his grades. Why would the man trust his son to a cousin he hardly knew?Â
A normal request to Bruce was for lots of money. A normal request was to leave your child with someone you actually knew and trusted.
The bizarre nature of the favor drew his curiosity so , naturally, he did a full Batman-style background check on the entire family.
It would seem that the couple were scientists specializing in ghost-based study. They were considered irresponsible and conspiracy theorists in their town even after the existence of ghosts was confirmed. They developed anti-ghost weapons and Maddie Fenton had a background in martial arts, but that was about the extent of their âbattle prowessâ if you could call it that. They had 2 children. Jasmine Fenton, a college student studying psychology, and Daniel Fenton. When he pulled up the kidâs photo, Bruce recognised him as the teenager heâd noticed in the crowd. Something about that day still didnât feel right to him. Heâd made sure to give Clark a lecture after what he had said. He was trying to make people feel at ease, but he couldâve done that while dodging the question instead of speaking on a case that wasnât closed.Â
Bruce was interested in knowing what Daniel was doing with Phantomâs thermos. As well as why he was so injured. Though he now had a suspicion it might be neglect or even abuse. The way his parents were so dismissive of him didnât exactly inspire confidence.Â
Having the boy stay with him could give him more insight into the situation.
âAlfred?â
âWhat is it, Master Bruce?âÂ
âCould you prepare a guest room by next week?â
âYes, but might I ask why, sir?â Alfredâs face showed clear suspicion.
Bruce sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, he knew he would get an earful from his children for this.
âWeâll be housing my cousinâs child for a time.âÂ
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Danny didnât like change very much, and this was all happening so fast. Before he knew it the week was over. At first he had packed to last around 2 weeks, but his parents told him that heâd be staying for the rest of the last month of school and all of summer. So he decided to pack not just essentials but also other things that he just liked. He grabbed his astronomy books, his bass, his notebooks, along with a few other things to keep his mind occupied. He wished that he could pack his bed, but he settled for his blanket and most comfortable pillow. He also made sure to pack his extra binder, first aid kit, and other âin case of emergencyâ things. This included the Fenton Thermos. He really didnât want to leave it, but he decided he would need it if it came down to it. All of his things were packed, and he was scheduled to leave in an hour. His room was left without much in it. There wasnât much in the first place, but it looked even more empty. Especially since his mom made him clean his room earlier in the week in preparation for him leaving.Â
He looked over at his bed where a stuffed bear was sitting. Tucker had given it to him when he turned 16. They hadnât been friends anymore when heâd turned 17. He missed seeing them. He missed being their friend. It dawned on him that he wouldnât get to see them in the hallways of school anymore. Why was he even upset about going? Nobody liked him in this town even if he wasn���t Phantom. It wasnât like he was leaving any friends or big relationships behind. The only person he was on good terms with was Jazz, and sheâd moved away for college.
âDaniel, letâs get going.â his dad came into the room without knocking. âYou wouldnât want to miss your flight.â
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The flight was not the best. Heâd been sat in a middle seat next to an asshole who decided to hog up his armrest and invade his personal space. It also didnât help that Danny hated flying in planes. He could already fly by himself and it made him super uneasy when he wasnât in control. It made him super airsick.
Luckily he was out of the plane now, so he didnât have to deal with it anymore. Now he had to figure out how to get to his next location. Mom and dad had said something about someone picking him up, but they were super vague about it. He was just standing in the pick-up zone at the airport, stranded.
âDaniel Wayne?â He was put off by the use of his full name but still turned to face the man whoâd said it.
âYeah, I prefer Danny though.â He tried to keep his tone light but could tell that he still sounded uncomfortable.
âAh. I will make note of that.â The man was older, maybe in his 60âs, and he was dressed way too fancy for a Saturday afternoon. âIâm Alfred Pennyworth, the Wayneâs butler. I will be escorting you to the manor. Please follow me to the car.â
âThank you.â Danny tried to make his tone as polite as possible. He didnât really know rich people etiquette, but he could do his best to not be rude. Alfred led him to a really fancy black car and opened the door for him (which heâd made sure to thank the man for). He said the drive to the house would be around 30 minutes. Luckily he didnât try to start up any conversations after that. Danny really didnât want to talk right now. He just had to survive this car ride.
Thatâs right. He just had to bide his time until he got to the house, then he could go up to his new room and avoid people again. Go back to laying in bed.Â
He wanted to be in bed so badly. He didnât want to meet the Waynes. He didnât want to leave home. He just wanted to stay in his bed forever. That way he could avoid ghosts, and his problems, and people, and life in general.
He stared out the window, in an attempt to get out of his head. They passed run down warehouses, shady businesses, and apartment buildings that definitely werenât to code. Slowly the architecture got more stable and clean until they were passing huge gothic style buildings that looked incredibly expensive to maintain. Eventually, the buildings stopped appearing, and nature took itâs place. Not so long after that happened, they reached the overly extravagant gates of the Wayneâs Mansion.
He hadnât realized just how big their house was until he stood in front of it. He didnât even want to be here. Why couldnât Bruce Wayne have picked any other kid to be his charity case of the year?
âMaster Bruce isnât home right now, but his children are here so they will be greeting you in his stead.â Alfred already had his hand on the doorknob, ready to open it.
âAlrightâ At least he wouldnât have to deal with meeting Bruce Wayne right now.
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Honestly I'm super surprised about how many people like this! thank you so much for the kind words :D It genuinely means a ton to me
Thank you for reading! I haven't started working on the next chapter yet, but I'll get it out as soon as I can! :)
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#batman#danny phantom#danny fenton#maddie fenton#jack fenton#bruce wayne#batfam#danny gon get adopted#the title will make sence in the next chapter lol#just hold on a little while longer the angst will slow down#and the hurt/comfort will start rollin in#how about breakfast in bed?
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'you don't wanna be my partner' 'you don't know that... your dad's the reason for all of this, he's why i wanted to do this in the first place' 'and i'm not him'
i can only imagine how william's heartbeat quickened because he knows that, zeke. he knows and he's counting on it.
#rewatching spiral bc they're growing on meeeeeee#love to think that if anyone put their ears to his chest his heart would be racing and skipping beats like crazy & his face doesn't show it#imagine daydreaming about a guy for YEARS and then you get to be his partner???? he's absolutely not Normal about any of that okay#'how do you take coffee in the morning' planning to make him breakfast in bed as we speak#i love (1) one obsessed serial killer#spiral#spiralshipping#william schenk#ezekiel banks#sawposting
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wough weird sad feelings about my dad who could have expected that
#camera talks#SIBLING IGNORE IM NORMAL AND FINE <3#anyways we know my relationship with my dad#but like for the past two days heâs been honestly friendly and feels like he want to talk and know me a little bit#he made breakfast this morning !!!! he doesnât do that !!!#he was talking with a hiking buddy who is trans#and they gave him a big list of trans/queer books and my dad wanted to look at it with me#and Iâm going on a trip and need a new bag and he wants to help me get like a special nice custom one#and he works at my school now and yesterday he asked for me and asked me sorta a silly question#and I just. idk I feel a little conflicted bc this is my dad and we know how he is#but also he does this sometimes heâs just like randomly happier and better and nicer#(itâs the disorder we share btw)#but anwyays idk yeah itâs weird and makes me feel like a bad kid for not imagining my future with my parents being very involved#anyways anyways. I feel a bit better now btw#sorry for the constant venting I probably should have just gone to bed last night and also like very time I feel like that#Iâm gonna make it through this if it kills me. I have people I love so much and care about so much and I canât and wonât forget that#there are things for me to live for
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Life after the Ghostface killings in New York City was somewhat peaceful. As peaceful as it could be with the entire internet hounding you that you were going to end up becoming a serial killer like your dad.
If Sam had it her way, she would ban the internet. Because, honestly? Most of them were a bunch of incels (whatever that even meant. Sam overheard Mindy saying Richie was an incel and assumed it to mean a shitty person - which, true) who needed a positive social life.
And incels were why Sam usually stayed inside nowadays, because she didn't want to deal with shitty people trying to kill her. Again. For the third time.
Literally isolating herself led to the worst possible outcome.
For Tara.
"Um, Sam?"
Sam didn't bother putting the impact driver in her hand down. She whipped around and grinned at her bemused and annoyed sister coming into the living room.
Tara eyed the power tool in Sam's hand, the few screws poking out of her teeth, and the halfway-put-together hammock limp on the floor.
"Is there a reason why you're drilling holes in the wall?" Tara deadpanned, pulling her arms tight across her chest.
Sam looked down at the hammock as if it was obvious. It was kind of obvious. No, it was really obvious. The hammock was still half drilled into the wall and patiently waiting to be stuck across the room to stretch out. She opened her mouth to let the screws fall into her palm.
"I'm hanging a hammock."
"Why?"
"Because?"
"At 2 in the morning?" Sam went to open her mouth to defend herself, but Tara quickly narrowed her eyes and spoke up again. "When I have a final worth 40% of my grade at 9 in the morning?"
Sam slowly closed her jaw.
Tara held her angry glare for exactly 10 seconds before her shoulders dropped as she sighed. She trudged to the chair and curled up in it, patiently watching Sam watching her. Sam perked up at the silent "go on" from her sister.
"It was supposed to be a surprise for you," Sam admitted. She began to stretch the hammock to the other wall and used her stud finder on the wall. She sighed. "I guess I lost track of time."
Tara raised an unimpressed eyebrow. "So you haven't eaten all day?"
Sam laughed at that, nearly slipping and drilling her hand to the wall. Tara jolted at that but calmed down once Sam continued to laugh.
"That's my line, Tara." Sam tugged on the newly drilled hammock and sighed once she was satisfied it wasn't coming down. "Do you like it?"
"I think I'd like it even more if I didn't have to wake up during the installation."
Ok. Fine. Whatever.
Sam dramatically rolled her eyes and discarded the impact driver and stud finder on the half of the couch the hammock didn't cover. She flopped onto the hammock with a groan, hands behind her head.
"I'll just use it then," Sam teased with her eyes closed, "since someone doesn't appreciate honest work."
She could feel the side eye Tara was giving her, and she couldn't help but feel slightly panicked.
Did Tara really not like the gift? Was it over the top? Did it remind Tara too much of... before?
Before Sam could mentally degrade herself about how she should've known better than to burden Tara with this gift, the hammock rocked.
Sam snapped her eyes open at the tipping of the hammock and immediately threw her foot down to the floor for stability. Tara, from Sam's sudden movement, fell the rest of the way into the hammock.
Tara wriggled around, trying to get comfortable, and Sam laid as still as she could. As soon as Tara relaxed, almost completely on top of her older sister, Sam wrapped her arms around Tara and squeezed.
"Gotcha!" Sam said with a kiss to the crown of her head.
Tara grumbled, exhausted.
It was quiet after that. Sam rubbed soothing circles into Tara's back and hummed whatever song came to mind.
"Sammy?" Tara's tired voice slurred into Sam's shoulder. Sam hummed. "I love it; thank you so, so much. I feel like a kid again."
Sam swallowed. Wow. No one had ever really shown appreciation for the things she gave them. To hear how much Tara loved it made Sam love the gift too.
"It's nothing," Sam tried to downplay how happy she was, but the pitch in her voice gave it away.
Tara nuzzled deeper into her sister's bodywarmth, and Sam reached out to snag the wooly blanket from the couch beneath the hammock and toss it over them. Humming, Tara fully relaxed.
"Dos oruguitas," Sam softly sang, tucking Tara's hair behind her ear, "enamoradas.š"
"Pasan sus noches," Tara mumbled, not even bothering to try and sing right now, "y madrugadas.²"
Sam snorted. Her foot began to lightly kick against the ground to sway the hammock.
The whir of the heater drowned out the honking outside of people rushing to get home and out of the way of the incoming snow storm.
Tara's shoulders hitched, drawing Sam's attention to them. Her eyes went wide when warm tears began to soak her shirt collar.
"Tara? Mi mariposa, ÂżquĂŠ ocurre?" Sam lifted the two of them up enough so she could wipe away the tears flowing down Tara's cheeks. Each tear was a punch to the gut, and Sam wanted nothing more than to lightly assault whatever made Tara cry. "ÂżEstĂĄs bien?Âł"
Tara shook her head. "No es nada.â´ I was thinking about our backyard. We used to do this all the time." She laughed wetly, full of tears. "I didn't know how much I missed it until now."
So... Sam needed to lightly assault herself. Got it.
At least she could make up for all of those afternoon naps in their backyard hammock she missed now.
"Me too," Sam agreed with a smile. She cupped Tara's face and kissed her forehead, and Tara sank into the action with a tired sigh. "Now -" Sam pulled back with a mock stern glare -"you're going back to sleep. You have your final in the morning. Why are you even awake right now?"
"What? You're the one that -"
"Shh, less talking more sleeping."
Tara huffed, but it sounded suspiciously like muffled laughter.
Sam pulled Tara back down and continued to rub her back and push her foot to move the hammock. The soothing motions combined with Sam's warmth lulled Tara into an easy sleep.
But Sam never stopped rocking her foot. She pulled the blanket higher over both of them before hugging her sister.
With Tara now sleeping, Sam silently dissolved into a mess of tears. She was glad Tara wasn't seeing this moment of weakness from her. What would she think of Sam if she knew Sam cried so easily over her?
"Te amo, Tara," she said as she gathered Tara as close as she could, until the world shifted and the puzzle completed. She was whole again. "Te amo mucho, mi corazĂłn.âľ"
Sam closed her eyes and fell asleep with her entire world in her arms.
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1: Two little caterpillars in love
2: They spend their nights and early mornings
3: My butterfly, what's going on? Are you ok?
4: It's nothing.
5: I love you, Tara. I love you so much, my heart.
#I haven't written in a while so bear with me đ#Sam is such a dad#Sam getting out her toolbox: I have the tools for success#Tara: *side eyes her*#I have so many headcanons of these two that will probably never leave my head#I love them so much#Anyway#Tara was wearing a Freddy Fazbear onesie to bed in this I don't make the rules I just enforce them#Sam was wearing a Bonnie onesie /j#Now I'm thinking about a FNAF au đ#In the morning:#Tara ended up missing her exam and Sam was freaking out about it#Then Sam's stomach growling reminded Tara of how Sam didn't eat at all yesterday#So they had breakfast together â¤#Chad and Mindy crashed the breakfast party for free food#sam carpenter#tara carpenter#scream 2022#scream vi#scream#I wrote this while having 4% battery on my phone also so I was doing a rush lol#my writing#This was originally angsty as hell but I'll write that another time#They're both crybabies but Tara's the one that cries in public while Sam breaks down when Tara isn't around
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#i think its okay to acknowledge that he used to be asshole#and all the nuance that comes with previously being an asshole and having become a better person#like he's not a kind of shitty misogynist ANYMORE and that's important to understand#he's a very giving partner NOW but i can see him being a very shitty kind of selfish one in the past#both to cover up the fact that dating women is not his thing and bc the douchebag culture he was groomed by encourages that behavior#he escaped that and has become a better person for it and subsequently a better partner#[see: breakfast in bed; paying for everything; indulging in billy boils; âbest sleep i've had in this placeâ; fluffing pillows; caretaking]#[âi didn't want to pressure youâ; coming to the bachelor party; putting his own exhaustion aside to come to the wedding; helicopter theft]#etc etc etc#but considering the way tommy behaved in the begins episodes it is reasonable to come to the conclusion that he wouldn't be a good partner#or at least as giving and in tune with buck as he is now#just like how buck treated women with a sense of flippancy and disrespectful; tommy probably covered for his insecurities and fears by#masking with that same persona in a relationship. its reasonable to assume that he used to behave like the shitty straight boyfriend cliche#that straight women complain about but stay in relationships with#i don't think he was terrible enough for abby to think god i need to get out of here but just had his shortcomings and ignorant moments#just like you see him exhibit towards hen and chimney#[ eg.: speaking without thinking; being resistant to change or correction; overlooking her needs ]#but especially never wanting to do something that outsiders could perceive as weak/effeminate/queer#at the same time he seemed almost protective of his relationship with abby when gerard told him to invite her over to cook for them#something obviously misogynistic. it's interesting to see his hesitancy as he noncommittally says yeah yeah soon i guess#so i also wonder if he had kind of two personas with abby (1) that is the straightdouchebag publicly + (2) that is an actually kind partner#and i feel like when you have those two personas they can end up blending together#so in private he has those off moments where he acts the way society expects him to act whenever he's confronted with uncomfortable thoughts#thoughts that force him to confront his disinterest and probable disgust with dating women and being intimate with them#edit: tumblr won't let me move tags around for some reason so i'm putting additions down here#i wanted to add [making comments that are bigoted but never fully understanding why they're bigoted] into the exampls of tommy's bigoty#i also wanted to clarify earlier that what i mean is tommy wasn't as in tune with abby as we see him be with buck
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me: :(
my brain: ed and stede are in love and starting a new life together, they dream of opening an inn together too
me: :)
#my brain: they both know how the other looks when he comes too me: :D#blackbonnet#ed and stede#ofmd#ofmd season 2#our flag means death#makes me think about cas and that bed and breakfast dean wanted to be part of desperately
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I donât want to be a complete dick, but Iâm beginning to wonder if my dear husband has come to the basic realization that âsmaller stuff fits in bigger stuffâ, like with the nesting mixing bowls we have, or like, the cake tins that fit together with the pie pans
Like do I need to get him stacking rings for infants so he can practice or???
God bless him for being on top of putting the dishes away pretty consistently now but every time I open the cabinets there are new organizational horrors for me to behold
(This is also how he packs, both in luggage for trips and in boxes for moving. Basically âIF I JUST FUCKIN JAM IT IN THERE HARD ENOUGH ITâLL FITâ and way too often I have to say no babe thatâs how you BREAK SHIT (true story))
#âŚalso realizing this is how he does. uh. other things. but thatâs a story for another day#tbf to him itâs 2 AM and Iâm cranky#and I keep fucking ââlosingââ shit he puts away wrong and then forgets where he put it#and Iâm also preemptively anticipating my nice surprise breakfast#(pan au chocolat from Trader Joeâs that you proof overnight and then bake)#will be the source of âoh that was so nice of you but itâs not keto so Iâm not gonna have oneâ#and Iâm so annoyed with everything keto#and kind of with him in general#but itâs all dumbass petty shit that doesnât matter#and part of it is a reflection of stuff Iâm anxious about and feel guilty about#and 2 AM is not the time to deal with it. it is time to take a shower and go to bed#but damn dude do I have to yell about dishes in the kitchen when youâre not around to hear me every time you put shit away#and figure out how to say âdo you really not get thisâ in a way that is at least polite#because I love my husband. but three years in saudia seems to have regressed him DRAMATICALLY#and I do not find that attractive and therefore we havenât had sex in a long time
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it's been a year since the fnaf movie...
#ââ yapping#a year and a day.#just realized i'm#maybe i'm going crazy bc i still remember my friend saying how hyped she was for it to release#but i can't remember what i ate for breakfast today#hm. that's probably a problem huh#actually now that i think about it#i don't remember much that's happened recently yk#like everything's starting to blend together more and more than before#when yesterday ended and where today began is all muddled together#all the days are muddled together really#i need to do smth more meaningful with my life#been spending more time rotting in bed than i used to
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I hate it here. Not like tumblr but yaâknow. I miss when I was a kid and only thought about how long I had to play with my toys because I was carefree and not of age yet to worry about adult stuff. I want time to just stop. I want it to stop Iâm tired of everything I want off this ride and the only way I know how to make it all stop is forbidden. I just want to stay in bed forever and pretend Iâm a kid playing with my toys again without a care in the world because I am a kid.
#new anime plot: miagwyn bitches#this was brought to you by the letter p#for PokĂŠmon because went down the nostalgia rabbit hole and now I feel even worse than what I did earlier :)#also I canât play some of my PokĂŠmon games anymore cause the internal battery is dead#like on my emerald and fire red games#and Iâm not being dramatic but I want to cry about it#the fact that..like old stuff is disappearing and I hate it#I want the old things to come back just like they were#fuck the new shit I want to go into a store and by a gameboy from the electronics section#I want to buy a 1960âs vw bus from the new dealership if I want#I want rotary phones and land lines to come back#I want to go get ice cream for 50 cents#you see what I mean??#this is why I hate time so much#I hate going forward I didnt fucking ask for this#Iâm spiraling as I speak Iâm so tired I miss when PokĂŠmon had 150 monsters#I miss Sunday morning cartoons like Mickey Mouse and Tom & jerry#I miss when I could go play outside in the dirt and the neighbor we had was friendly#and trees were everywhere#and the worst thing was bedtime cause I wanted to stay up and play with my toys#I miss when my mum could still see really well#I rember laying on my parents bed one Sunday morning after breakfast thinking about how life was not a game and that Iâd die one day#shit freaked me out but now Iâm 25 and I still think about that and that day and#I hate it here#I just want everything to stop
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How About Breakfast In Bed? MasterPost!
AO3 Link!
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why doesn't anybody talk about schrodinger's mental illness? seriously i think i'm onto something here
#nightmare.personal#i'm starting to think i'm over it like#i've been so happy lately and i'm having these weird nightmares about my family for no reason but like#i have FRIENDS and i'm taking CARE OF MYSELF and like i thought i looked super pretty today#but i am freaking out a bit about how nice this one friend of mine is being to me#which is so weird bc he'/s like the safest guy to be around ever but suddenly i feel insanely unsafe#hm. maybe i'll be fixed if i go to bed#ugh i have classes tmrw which are FINE classes but like. work. and then also therapy#and therapy's good just like. ugh. Ugh. maybe i'll talk to her about me hating my gf's mom's profession and my moral crisis#bc guys it's kind of awkward i really don't fuck with landlords but my gf's mom is um . Kind of one of those#anyway i think i'm better honestly like the klavier and dahlia stuff is starting to just feel like an inside joke#something earlier happened and i was like klav would like this. andi pictured him a bit in my brain as how he looked#and like. we laughed. but i don't think he was there at all#and the BPD stuff isn't happening like i've not mood swung at all lately i don't think#so maybe it was all in my head andi'm fine now? that could be it honestly like. i'm fine. which!#is weird and abrupt but hey i'm into it. y'know. whatever#it would kind of suck if it turns out i was perfectly fine i was just overthinking it but. hey#honestly whatever. people are fine i'm fine i'm safe and the nightmares are stupid#i need to see this guy anyway tmrw because i invited him along to grab breakfast with me and our mutual friend#we're like a trio so i figure it's fine. hopefully the dining hall isn't still on fire i need to fuck up that pomegranate acai drink so bad#it's SO good you guys. but like. idk. i feel happy like perfectly happy. like i don't think much is wrong#these weird feelings of dread and hovering on the edges of panic attacks sometimes but that's really it#ugh. i hope the lecture hall has good chairs#sorry i cannot focus on this i'm restless rn. i need. like. something#i think me and my GF might break up soon bc of the parents work and the sex thing but like.#someone lobotomize me i'm literally fine what's going ONNNN
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steven/mocha is canon
#wispy talks#im going off my deep end mode . i no longer care about peoples perception of me outside of not being a jackass to ideas i dont like#bc no matter how low i get im not. like. uber popular. but most of this fandom is minors. i do not want to sway easily swayable opinions#for like. nonserious shit if its not a problem. this is unrelated tho basically dont be a jackass 2 ppl Anywyas#context: my oc#context: rp partner and i rp it.. yay#fuck EVERY OTHER STEVEN SHIP XCEPT THIS ONE !!!! ( /j )#this isnt no Fandom ship that erases their personality and characterization for unseasoned yaoi this is REAL SHIT!1!!!!!!!!!#that isnt a callout to anything particular other than fandom culture in general#You dont know how many thoughts i have youd never survive a day in the asylum they raised me in. Why the fuck did i quote that.#the 'asylum they raised me in' was miiverse and 3ds youtube.#so i dont know what that adds to anything#if any of my ex friends turned back into current friends see this i am so fucking sorry my hyperfixation shame runs deep#but its my hyperfixation now. I have become more autistic. Welcome back CHEATER. ive reclaimed him essentially. mine now.#dont let me type online within 20 mins of waking up#anyways (goes insane#mocha makes him breakfast in bed and mails him little letters by togekiss and visits when hes not busy at work... and steven just opens up.#bit by bit by bit... and he misses mocha so deaaarly. he misses her. he misses his beautiful doeboyfriend. and his scent.#and his good as fuck pancakes and the way he worries about stevens mental health and if hes taking care of himself. etc etc...#hes scary and intimidating. but not to mocha . not anymore...
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there was for real carnitas in the fridge. like. from a restuarant... now that would be a fucking breakfast
#some shit#and considering i hadnt eaten since. b4 whenever i went to bed many hours ago...#i mean. am i about to say i think i hauve covid about just how good it smelt.#twisted the euphemism even further into confounding but u know.#whatever. [has my breakfast cereal and tea] fine.
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i thinkkkkkk ive done everything??
just took out the trash about to have a lil snack and chill until sleep consumes me for like. six hours lol
#everything on my to do list has been crossed off minus some last minute packings that i still need overnight like my charger#but apart from that? i think thats everything??#i did the dishes i threw everything away from the fridge that isnt freezable and cant survive#i washed the bathroom floor. took out the trash. packed my things. checked in for my flight and confirmed hotel directions#alllllll should be good? and i have breakfast for the train trip so#now i really just need to sleep and drag my ass out of the bed in the morning#holy shit its happening#..more importantly. i think. i made it. i dont think i have to say how much that alone means to think about right now#but before i cry im gonna go i have to repaint my nails a little after i eat#i'll see you in the morning. if you have asks you wanna drop me for while i wait at the airport for four hours the inbox is open lol#night is an absolute mess on main
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How About Breakfast in Bed?- Danny!
Just a few doodles of him i did :)
I love my boy
Masterpost
I honestly didn't expect people to like my fanfic as much as they did?! Thank you so much for the kind words, it means a lot :)
Also I promise I'm working on the next chapter, it'll take a little time though T-T
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#danny phantom#danny fenton#batman#batfamily#danny will be adopted#whether he likes it or not#hes a little guy and i love him#hes also retired#good for him he deserves it#dpxdc art#how about breakfast in bed?#How about breakfast in bed? fanart
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Still procrastinating by drawing different characters so I don't have to work on any multi-character pieces, lol Thus we post my partner's sunshine boy (who really needs to get himself some shirts that aren't in danger of falling apart if he breathes too deeply)
#he's a little silly#i believe there's some reasons tied into his backstory#though i keep forgetting to ask them for details#artists on tumblr#original character#dungeons and dragons#my art#pretty boy#elf#not my character#paladin#new summit westmarch#been talking with my partner about it and#we might be getting a little sun and moon romance#eventually#between this character and Syri#but it'll be slow-going#Syri has so many trust issues#and no real reference for how a normal healthy relationship works#rooting for them though#last they left off Arethalion came over after having been promised drinks#and decided to make dinner AND will be staying the night so he can make Syri breakfast in bed#because he thinks this is something Syri should get to experience#should state#there are zero romantic feelings between them as of yet#just tentative trust#more on one side than the other#they have slept together a couple times#but that's just one of Syri's unhealthy coping mechanisms
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