#i LOVE my dog holy shit

[ocheeva]

how do people walk their dogs without watching their little creatures the whole time… it is the greatest pleasure of my life to look at stella on a walk

[braisedhoney]

the tsp jim button except it wipes gabriel’s memories instead

[moregraceful]

list of things i have seen on my roadtrip so far:

snow

3 rainbows

red sun rising

red sun setting

$2.95/gal gas

the depot where they make the electric caltrain trains

I helped an old man jumpstart his car and after we got it sorted (in the pouring rain, after 30 minutes, bc neither of us had used a hybrid engine to jumpstart a car), he said I wish I had cash to give you, my guardian angel was watching out for me, she blessed me with you. I was like ok well you're welcome, it's no problem 😅 and he said would you like to see my guardian angel? and I was like, um? and he pulled out the FATTEST, SLEEPIEST CHIHUAHUA FROM HIS TRUCK and said, here she is...my guardian angel :)

a saskatchewan license plate in nevada

[mackerel1522]

Achilles: Name one hero who was happy. You can't.

Patroclus: I can't.

Achilles: That's because they-

Horikoshi: Actually, I can name a few. For instance, I've got-

Achilles: No. No, you don't. Your characters have been thought wayyyy too much to actually feel happy right now.

Asagiri: Well, I can name-

Achilles: Oh NO. That's a biiiiiiiig NO. You surely not. Between all the death (even the fake ones) AND your very visible obsession on blowing up kids + giving every character trauma - That's a NO.

Patroclus:

Horikoshi:

Asagiri:

Achilles: AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT ONE

Achilles: HIS CHARACTERS WILL NEVER KNOW HAPPINESS AGAIN WITH ALL THE STUFF HE PUTS THEM THROUGH

Achilles: AND HIS MANGA ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO THE END

Gege: *silently trying to espape*

[hannahwdraws]

Just a couple of girls from The Free Marches

"I can't believe the girl I taught to weave flowers at the Arlathvhen grew up to be the 'fearsome' Inquisitor."

"I can't believe Varric didn't put two and two together sooner that we might have already known each other."

"Try not to blame him, you're so different from the girl I knew from back then."

"I'm still just a Dalish girl from The Marches"

[satans-knitwear]

Behold! An enormous snugglebeast.

It has cookie flavoured lipbalm on its head now.

[thatghostinyourbog]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT THE WIFE

[hwsforeignrelations]

RANT

[moth-flowers]

[billford-dump]

Bill Cipher should try meeting new people but ultimately come back to Ford!

I don't think he'd really look for anything serious, at least post-canon. What's the point? He only has at most a century left to live, and generally living that long as a human requires boring shit like "eating healthy" and "exercising". Most of that time will be spent asleep, or maintaining his new form, and the last decade or two will just be his body rapidly and painfully breaking down. An actual relationship with feelings attached isn't worth the effort. He has better, more entertaining things to spend his limited time on. At most, he'll have people he regularly hangs out/hooks up with for a few days before moving on. If they're really fun he might even stay with them for more than a week, or get back together with them when he gets tired of someone else!

But eventually, he gets bored. Humans just aren't that interesting, the constant pretense of being 'normal' is absolutely grating, and going out with a supernatural being runs too big a risk of being recognized. Nobody is interesting enough, nobody understands when he talks about alien worlds, nobody knows anything beyond this STUPID ball of mud!

Nobody... Except Ford.

Ford knows Bill isn't normal. Ford has seen alien worlds, lived in alien cultures, traveled far beyond what any other human could hope to reach and at least somewhat understood the things he saw there. He's funny. Passionate. Smart. Just fucked up enough to be entertaining. He's known him, watched him, for nearly forty years already, but maybe Ford is interesting enough to keep Bill's attention for a little longer.

(As it turns out, he is.)

[littlegildedswallow]

I'm 5 feet tall with a delicate build, and I work out regularly. No amount of body-building changes the fact that the average man could easily wrap his entire fucking hand around my neck and EASILY choke me to death, or break my wrists or my fucking spine. That terrifies me. It terrifies me than in a real one on one fight to the death, I'd probably be the one dying. I'm thinking of that video where a woman stabbed a guy with a big knife like 15 times, and he still kept fighting, whaling on her. What the fuck are those tiny "self defense" blades supposed to accomplish ? My best bet would probably be to slice his jugular or push my thumbs into his eye sockets, but how the fuck am I supposed to do that if he's restraining my arms. It TERRIFIES me that I can't fight, and even if I could, I'd probably not stand a chance against the average man, and definitely not if there were more than one.

Do any of you know self defense tips that ACTUALLY work? No convoluted moves. If a brute has got me in a fucking chokehold, I won't be thinking about the steps of popular self defense moves. I'll be panicking, losing strength and consciousness. The way i see it, my best bet would be carrying a fucking dagger, but even that requires intense training to learn how to use efficiently.

[fixhbones]

i’m soooo insanely normal about lab baby chuuya. just So normal.

[fizzytoo]

[degenerateshinji]

everyone put ur reading glasses on (link)

[zombiepatch]

so fucked up that larger dog breeds don't live long 😭 newfoundland dogs have an 8-10 year lifespan... bernese mountain dogs only have a shocking 6-8 years. like fuuuck i grew up with golden retrievers and i thought the 10-12 year lifespan was hard enough. idk where i'm going with this, it just makes me sad :(

[unknownarmageddon]

have you heard this song,,,,

I HAVE NOT i’ll listen to it right now hang on