#i am HILARIOUS

[caterpillarinacave]

TID as pictures I found on Pinterest: Part 4

The Clave @ The London Institute in Clockwork Prince and Princess:

The Consul convincing Gabriel to join him and spy on Charlotte:

Basically everyone @ Nate:

Will and Jem when Benedict turns into a worm:

Will reading Tatiana’s diary out loud at that party:

Gideon talking about Charlotte:

The Consul in Clockwork Princess:

Charlotte (it worked):

All the TID men:

Henry after the battle of Cadair Idris:

Charlotte after the battle of Cadair Idris:

Everyone in the London Institute by Clockwork Princess:

Jem seeing Church for the first time:

Sophie @ both Jessamine when she find the invitation and the Lightwood brothers when they start talking shit:

All the TID couples:

Henry at Cadair Idris:

Jessamine @ Nate:

Will finding out there was no curse and he’s been violently pushing everyone away for years for no reason:

Sophie @ the Lightwoods in training room:

Will showing up at Cadair Idris after Tessa got kidnapped:

Henry, basically all the time:

The Lightwood brothers after dropping the worst pickup lines known to man and then getting married:

[pagingdoctorbitchcraft]

Modern Planetary Rulership Erasure Rant.

Astrologers who refuse to acknowledge modern planetary rulers are basically our community’s version of boomers.

To ignore change is to ignore progress or something deep idk.

Sure, take into account which planet ruled what before we could properly explore space, valid. It’s fine if your astrological practice is one way, but it’s another to tell people that modern rulership is bs or “fake” in some way.

Just flat out refusing to agree with people who say, for example, “oh neptune is doing this thing, watch out pisces folks” is so lame lmao. Like I’ve seen people selling chart readings that actively refuse to include these planets. You don’t even have to agree tbh, just scroll away!!! It’s free!!! 💀

Y’all are the ones excluding a whole huge chunk of information and context from your chart readings. And I don’t mean to act like y’all and talk down on how you do things (though it seems you’re overdue for a taste of your own medicine), but it’s kinda just the truth. So much depth is added to a reading by acknowledging the newer parts of our solar system. Not to mention, popular opinion seems to be that the modern planets make more sense ruling the signs that they do. Might be simpler if y’all just say y’all wanna be different/contrarians, no? Lmao.

Even weirder is the people who do this, who have some kind of superiority complex about it 💀 like yes, congrats, you’re several decades behind the rest of us. You’re soooo much better at astrology than the rest of us??? Because that makes sense???

Reddit is particularly full of these obnoxious astro-boomers. People will ask a question ab what neptune is affecting in their chart and the astro-boomers descend and start spouting shit like “I don’t consider neptune in my readings blah blah blah”. If you don’t know, don’t comment 💀

Things are forever evolving and changing, no matter the area of life. Either get on our level, or don’t. But don’t be a dick about it. When you’re a dick about it, then I have to be a dick about it and no one wants that 💀

& That’s on trickle-down dickonomics. Lmao.

Don’t even get me started on the major asteroids.

[delta-pavonis]

(K)night Rhythms AU: Quaternion

banner by me (using 4D fractal art by Elsamuko)

Dreamling (drummer/dancer AU + king/knight AU) || Rated E || complete

Alternate Universe (fantasy), dancer!Dream, drummer!Hob, King!Dream, Knight!Hob, dom!Dream, sub!Hob, top!Hob, bottom!Dream, bet you didn't realize this was all in the same universe, established relationships, doppelganger, doppelcest, foursome - m/m/m/m, is fucking someone who looks like you masturbation or narcissism?, asking for a friend, BDSM, harness, bridle, pony play (eh, kinda), anal sex, dildos, anal plug, cock rings, cock & ball torture, rope bondage, orgasm delay/denial, orgasm control, multiple orgasms, dirty talk, exhibitionism, cock slut, ass to mouth, deepthroating, overstimulation, cowgirl position, rimming, cum eating, swordplay is foreplay, blow jobs, oral sex, rough oral sex, public blow jobs, finger sucking, coming in pants, additional warnings in author's notes on AO3

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For the Centennial Husbands Big Bang 2024! @the-centennial-husbands-bigbang Including FANTASTIC STUNNING ART by @ambarden for the Bang and more GORGEOUS AMAZING ART by @flaielis that was commissioned and completed last fall. I am overwhelmed by these works and I adore them to pieces.

[dyrewrites]

Now the husband is joining in on magic the gathering times.

I am alone in my lack of desire for the cards.

Let's see if they notice me sneak off to my office...to blast sultry metal and write about vampires kissing...

[asha-mage]

Guess whose almost beaten Spirit of Justice ya'll?

[m-i-r-p]

Alright, SO

I don't need to explain why kaebedo and cynonari are good. You guys know.

BUT (and here's the thing) we have Rizzbedo. He knew what he was going with Cyno (and then Tighnari's bombastic side eye, bit I digress).

That could be a thing. So why, WHY is nobody talking about the Kaeya-Albedo-Tighnari-Cyno.

They're smart. Three of them are researchers, three of them are in their nation-specific-military force, three of them are sassy as fuck and have rizz. ALSO the purple-blue-green-yellow gradient of the ship is great.

So yes. Them.

[beyescollector]

Trying to help a Tumblr mutual who is struggling with something and empathy or sympathy can only go so far:

-"Do you want nudes?"

Quand j'essaie d'aider un ami sur Tumblr qui est en train de passer un mauvais moment, et l'empathie ou lui compatir n'est pas assez :

-"Est ce que tu veux des nus?"

[sarcasticswede71]

Ah....if only there was such a thing as a perfect world 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[aurae-rori]

REMINDER

if you are depressed listen to kick back it will stop you from crying IMMEDIATELY

stay slaying stop laying (down on the ground)

[anne-of-crows]

Not flexing or anything just saying I'm all-powerful

[rubyblue2005]

Eustass Kidd gets married and his wedding cake is shaped like his leg so he can go "This marriage cost me an arm and a leg."

To sweeten the deal for Kidd's wedding; Shanks (the guy who cut off his arm in the first place) being the officiator of his wedding.

[sapphire-to-the-rain]

biker nymphia you say?

yellowcbr on Instagram would be a great reference for her

reel

oh. this person is. delightful

LOOK AT THE BOW (?) ON THE BACK OF HER HELMET!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA

[lachiennearoo]

Palia fait surchauffer mon ordi mdrrr

[c0smicneptune]

thank you cheezbot for the follow

[iamthebonecarver]

Y’know what might kill me? Not this cold but the fact that tulip doesn’t think I’m funny with it

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

sometimes i think and then