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[cacaocheri]

i love it when my posts reach the self-shipping community. now thats what im talking about

[majorproblems77]

So, because I have way too much time on my hands.

@trippygalaxy I blame you for this

Introducing a new segment - Skyward Sword Link ranks the beds of Skyloft

(Yes I found and slept in everyone I could - no I don't regret it man got a month's worth of sleep)

Starting with the academy beds (Not including his)

Fledge

8/10 - cute vibes, like the plants.

Crawlin

3/10 - Lower bunks are overrated

Groose

0/10 - Crawlin is a bitch and wouldn't let me sleep

Karane

7/10 - Bed kinda short, rooms got cute vibes tho

Zelda

10/10 - But Link misses his girlfriend

Instructor horwell

100/10 - Got Mia cuddles 10/10 would sleep again

Instructor Owlan

7/10 - Love a good book, but this is ridiculous

Now for the rest of Skyloft

Orielle and Parrow

7/10 - Good vibes but just different flavours of the same bed

Peatrice's house

4/10 - Bamboo aint the most comfy and the heart bed is just odd

Piper's house

2/10 - house is too cramped not comfy vibes for sleeping

Kukiel's House

9/10 - Massive bed best for starfishing good rest

Beedle's airship

1/10 - Bad for the back, awful for the rest, never again

Pipit's house

2/10 - SO... MUCH.... DUST

Rupin's house

4/10 - Identical beds, but the curtains are nice I guess?

Bertie's house

5/10 - Average bed, kiddo was loud tho...

Gondo' house

6/10 - Same bed different flavours, but with nice colours :D

Sparrot's house

7/10 - Good vibes again, here for the pretty lights above the bed

Fave napping bench

100000/10 - Best spot to nap on the island, great view

Hope you enjoyed looking through this totally pointless post :D

I spent way to long on this hahaha

[tatonslice]

any ai fans out there

actually any puyotet fans out there at all. hi i love this dog

[theriu]

Coming up with new, clever jokes for my mythical how-to guides is challenging. It can be a giant pain when the inspiration just won’t flow. And I know I may seem like a master of wordfae, but the good ones usually take much more than a minotaur two. Plus if I don’t deliver it right, the joke can dragon and on.

Still, I don’t wish to sound selkie! Plenty of problems dwarf this one, and I look back on most of my past guides faundly. Thanks for everyone’s kind notes and comments, they’re fairy much appreciated! I’ll let you know when I manage to leprechauncoct a new one.

[sadiecoocoo]

The fact that as soon as they pulled out their blasters Ventress just yoinked them and threw them out of reach was too funny… like guys, I know you’ve been through a lot, but please get your shit together 😭

[skyloftian-nutcase]

It was a dull, rainy morning as Ganondorf ate the breakfast the servants provided. He didn’t mind Hyrule’s food all that much, but they could certainly stand to add some more spices to it. One thing was for certain – when he took over Hyrule, he would ensure the food improved.

Sighing, he sipped at his milk when he heard what sounded like stomping the next room over. Still half asleep, he stared blearily at the doorway for a moment before slowly rising and peeking through. Hemisi was in the other room, making strange movements that could pass for dancing. She stomped her feet in rhythm while moving her arms in a coordinated fashion, jabbing one way into the earth and then the other, all while whispering a count to keep tempo. When she did a small turn, her hands moving upward, she jumped nearly to the ceiling when she saw her father.

Ganondorf stared at her dully. “What are you doing?”

“I-I—” she stammered before gaining her confidence back. “I’m practicing a dance Orik taught me. It’s a traditional Sheikah dance and I wanted to do it with him.”

“You have better ways to be spending your time,” Ganondorf noted, somewhat annoyed. “Such as eating breakfast.”

Hemisi rolled her eyes. “Father, quit being like that. I can do my duties and have fun with my boyfriend.”

“You should be thankful I let you have a boyfriend,” Ganondorf grumbled, heading back towards the table. Hemisi’s snort of disapproval was not missed, but he chose to ignore it.

He was afforded a few minutes of peace, eating at his food and steadily coming to life (the rainy weather certainly did not help) when he heard his daughter yelp and a gasp and thud. More alert, he rose sharply and quickly made his way into the room.

Hemisi was on the ground. On top of Orik. Who was giggling. The pair stared at each other, Orik’s arms wrapped around Hemisi while she started to chuckle in response despite the flush to her cheeks. The Sheikah boy’s red eyes traced beyond her, seeming to sense someone else, and they widened three times their size when they caught sight of Ganondorf.

Especially since he was fuming.

Orik scrambled out from under Hemisi, who immediately started to rise and move to his defense, “Father, it was an accident—”

Orik bolted out the door, and Ganondorf was on his heels. Hemisi tore down the hallway behind them. Due to the boy’s small steps, he couldn’t outrun the Gerudo king for long, though it looked like he was ready to resort to magic to escape him. Ganondorf grabbed him by the upper arms, squeezing him and raising him off the ground, leaving the teenager’s feet dangling helplessly.

“Father,” Hemisi hissed, grabbing Ganondorf by the arm. “Stop it. I was practicing the dance and lost my balance. Orik caught me and made sure I didn’t hit my head on the furniture. Will you stop being so dumb?!”

Orik, for his part, looked suitably terrified and apologetic. He also didn’t make a sound to defend himself.

Ganondorf sighed heavily, dropping the teenager. “I don’t recall inviting you to our quarters.”

“Forgive me, my lord,” Orik muttered, eyes boring into the floor.

Hemisi scoffed, shoving past her father and holding Orik around the wrist. “You don’t need his invitation. You can come by whenever. We’re dating.”

“He does need it, actually,” Ganondorf said with some gravity to his tone. This was not something he was going to debate. He admired his daughter’s passion and confidence, but he was not letting this boy run around freely in his area without his permission. The boy, despite his clear affection for Hemisi, was still loyal to the royal family. Ganondorf wasn’t foolish enough to leave any kind of incriminating evidence here, but he wasn’t taking chances.

Hemisi recognized the cadence of his words, the gravity to them. She looked ready to debate the matter anyway, but Orik interrupted her. “As the husband to the chief of the Gerudo, it is his call to do so, Hemisi. Forgive me, my lord.”

Hemisi bit her lip, irritated. Ganondorf let out a breath, less agitated. Orik shifted uneasily, trying to appease both parties. At least the boy understood protocol.

A small part of Ganondorf really did hope the two married. At least one of his children would be obedient, then. Merovar was certainly better than Hemisi, but the boy’s aspirations and desire for power sometimes made him foolish... and defiant.

He didn’t want to lose face in front of his daughter, so he dismissed her. Growing steadily more furious, Hemisi glared at him before marching back to the Gerudo quarters, leaving the two men alone.

“Hemisi was practicing some dance of yours,” Ganondorf commented, watching the boy. “I trust you can do it more gracefully than her.”

Orik glanced up at him, bewildered before coughing to cover a laugh.

Ganondorf found some cheer from the boy’s amusement, adding, “If she can learn your dances then you better be certain you’ll learn ours.”

“I recall the one from my visit,” Orik replied. “Though, that was the only one I learned.”

“We have plenty,” Ganondorf said, waving a hand. “Perhaps Hemisi can teach you one this evening. If you’re available for dinner and staying after.”

Orik’s eyes brightened as he watched him with hope and happiness. The boy nodded, bowing, and Ganondorf walked away.

Honestly, these teenagers.

[collection-bundle]

I am kissing every single one of guys that tag my pics as “art”

[quinloki]

Me to Pix: what’s the name of that song?

Pix: Blinding Light.

Me and my lousy memory: I’ll do my best to remember that.

Pix: by The Weekend

Me: … I’m not commiting to a deadline.

Pix:

[avatar-of-the-vast]

Nothing feels bad like a lifelong crocheter learning to knit than not being able to just fucking frog shit

[simplydm]

Worlds greatest tragedy is Martyn dropping the facecam in his evo videos

[edgyandoverzealous]

My biggest PJO red flag is I used to be a Bianca Di Angelo hater when I was first reading the series. Key word used to because I understand now, I don't hate her and I had to do something similar so new perspectives are at play vs when I was 11.

As the eldest who also had a forced parental bond to my siblings I couldn't understand why she'd leave her sibling behind and alone. It was her responsibility to take care of him and I didn't see anything wrong with that because that was my role too. I couldn't comprehend the idea of putting yourself first and then that older siblings deserved to do so. That after a lifetimes worth of selflessness it's okay to be a little selfish.

I didn't understand what would be so bad about her situation, providing for her sibling all on her own, because I grew up with a different extreme where me just taking care of everyone would've been ideal. Better than the abuse we faced so I didn't understand how she could leave him like that.

I remember putting down my book momentarily with a scoff thinking "I would never abandon my siblings like that."

I understand now, she didn't want to "abandon" him. She just wanted an out and that sometimes you have to take the opportunity to get out, whether it's ideally or not. You shouldn't be expected to be a martyr or a parent when you're just a kid too. That just because you put yourself first for once doesn't mean you don't love them anymore, it doesn't make you a bad person. It doesn't make you a bad sibling.

Bianca joined the hunt because it was her way out. Her chance at freedom at happiness for herself for once. Not that she was never happy with Nico but as a protector/provider that young there's always a form of anxiety hanging around it (in my case the drop and fight coming) in hers if they'll still be safe and make it through the next day. She knew Nico would be okay because she'd seen how the campers treated him, that he was with family. She still loved him, hell, her death was caused by her trying to get him a present because she knew he'd want it. But she needed to do something for herself for once to make sure she was okay too. I get it now, I don't hate her.

[lesbianbernardsumner]

hi thankies @yurigi . so i like don’t listen to other artists on streaming ever. i swear i listen to a ton of ultravox and wings and other stuff on cd. i prommy.

This little tag game here is to shuffle one’s “On Repeat” (or equivalent) playlist and list the first ten songs!… i’ll group em by artist.

1. Confusion 87 (New Order)

2. Someone Like You (Norder)

3. Hellbent (No)

4. Dream Attack (Those 3 guys and 1 shorter guy from Manchester with the financial problems)

5. Tasty Fish (The Other Two)

6. New Horizons (The Two Others)

7. Soviet (Electronic)

8. Lucky Bag (thelectronics)

9. Twisted Tenderness (Them pesky Electrons)

10. Like No Other (Wow, really, two Twisted Tenderness songs and two self titled songs?? no love for RTP 👼? duh na na na?)

Yeah I wasn’t expecting much variety >_< UM! Thanks yuri luigi again. @charmsterz go. tag all you want! @youngoffender you too.

[bisexuallsokka]

Zukka hc for paperwork?

zuko haaaaates paperwork he finds it so tedious and boring meanwhile sokka insists he can help zuko with it because he actually finds it entertaining and easy to do and zuko spends ages convinced sokka is lying and just trying to help zuko out as a way to flirt with him but sokka is 100% serious. also yeah he’s flirting.

[nerevarbignaturals]

what if i changed my url to nerevarbignaturals

[scoobydoodean]

I should have a bad therapist Sam tag actually

[the-cu-genswap-au]

Happy 2024 everyone! Hope you're doing well.

Progress on the next comic has been slow but steady. After the holiday rush is over I'll hopefully have more time to finally settle down and get to work on more pages.

In the meantime, I promised you all bonus content. So! Tomorrow, I'll be posting two posts highlighting behind-the-scenes trivia and other fun facts about the AU comics, per popular request. It'll be fun, hopefully!

I'm also aiming to make a separate post explaining my process when making comics, but that one's a little more elaborate so I'm not sure when it will be ready.