OH MY FUCKING GOD I WAS IN THE ELEVATOR TALKING TO MY FRIEND AND EXPLAINING KINDERGARTEN AND SHE ASKS ME “HOW LONG THE TIMELOOP HAS BEEN GOING?” AND THE SECURITY GUARD TURNS TO US AND SAYS “forever. This is all a timeloop”
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A paragraph above about the intense battle occurring on Naboo... meanwhile,
Anakin Skywalker liked flying.
Back to an intense battle from the other characters' perspective and then...
Anakin Skywalker really liked flying.
Star Wars Queen's Peril, E.K Johnston
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i got my grades back for a couple homework assignments and. well. maybe my teacher should’ve chosen a different way to abbreviate “cumulative”
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So I was in the car listening to the radio and a song I didn't like came on. Naturally, I decided to change the station. Perfect timing, too, the song had just hit the opening notes.
I'll give you three guesses which song was playing.
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what I think most of us (including me) expected: Crosshair's depression era, Hunter's unhinged "Mandadalorian" era
what we fucking got: Hunter's depression era, Crosshair's unhinged "im going to scream at you when im let out of here and literally headbutt commandos" era
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Why is this single photo from a lost rottmnt episode where Donnie is trying to enter his pumpkin in a competition because botany is his true passion SO FUNNY TO ME 😂🤣 it’s giving James and The Giant Peach
Note: now I feel like I need to explore the plant aspect of his personality lol
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Was at a farmers market recently and there was a giant white sighthound of some kind with a woman. He was standing stock-still nervously staring at this eggplant shaped exactly like his head until someone bumped the table, the eggplant moved, and he jumped about a foot in the air. The woman, who I don't think even saw what happened, just patted his head and told him 'everything is ok' without looking up from her tomatoes, and he just looked up at her with the most pathetic and tearful expression before hiding behind her legs from the produce. Like, I've never seen a dog that looked like it was physically holding back tears before, but now I get it. All I could think for the entire rest of the market was "that's Machete". Felt like I saw a celebrity. I get why you characterized him like that, the sighthounds really are just anxiety on stilts with big watery eyes. Just wanted to share.
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reading this page:
and immediately thinking about this:
and legit having to pause briefly because !!!!!
only to slide to the next page and get hit with THIS:
omg i’m unwell. i’m UNWELL. and bruce is just like “i’m leaving” EXCUSE ME. OH. OH.
i was not prepared for this. i’m having the time of my life rn. everything hurts.
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