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As High Marshall Commander, a title foisted on him by the Galaxy’s fakest bitch aka Chancellor Palpatine, Fox theoretically has privileges and authorities like no other clone. In practice, he has a headache and gets ignored more obviously than before.
What he also has is a fancy new function on his personal comm unit modified to broadcast GAR-wide to all commanding officers, up to and including Jedi. It gathers dust next to his own modified button that sees much better use - a private channel to Stone, the only vod that will let Fox bitch at him to his heart’s content without hanging up (Thire) or bitching right back (Thorn).
It’s been a long shift of 72 hours, the maximum Stabby allows him to do without a well-placed hypo to the neck, when Fox finally collapses on his rickety cot in the Command quarters and hits the private comm connection to Stone without looking. He’s already rolling his eyes so hard it tweaks at the migraine that’s been building since hour 18 and heaving a put-upon sigh.
“Everyone is stupid, Stone, and asking to be thrown face-first from the Dome balustrades”, he begins, settling into a low, dead tone of voice to warm to the building monologue. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. “I swear to haran I’m going to wring Amedda’s stringy neck one of these days. I don’t know what magical Force gods his mother pissed off, but they made sure to punish her and the Galaxy at large a hundred times over. He sucks the joy and competence out of every room like a black hole of stupid. I’d call him a has-been, but I trust in the power of nepotism and also just don’t believe he ever was. I swear he’s doing it on purpose and - oh, kriffing Sith-damned hells, you know who’s definitely doing it on purpose?! The kriffing Chancellor, that wrinkly ass-faced ballsack!”
Taking a deep breath, Fox lets that sit in his chest for a moment, indulging in the feeling of bright weightlessness. “I swear he’s trying to keep the war going - no one man can be that incompetent and still draw breath, not even Amedda or Taa. Goddamn Taa - but anyways, kriffing hell, Stone, either the senility isn’t an act or he’s a bad cartoon villain from Dooby Scoo. Yes Sir, sending Senator Amidala to a Seppie-infested planet for negotiations is a great idea after her fourth bomb threat of the week. No Sir, I can’t hear you cackling evilly with Count Dooku under your lame two-credit robe as you’re definitely not colluding with the Republic’s enemies. What, you have a red lightsaber?! Oh, of course I don’t know what that means, I was dropped on the head as a tubie!”
Barely pulling in a harsh breath, Fox continues, palms pressing into his eyeballs hard enough to cause sparks. “And speaking of lightsabers and senile fucks, haran smite my ass off but who the kriff thought it’d be a good idea to give absolute tactical and military authority to the kriffing eldritch space monks! The Force didn’t bless them with the collective good sense it gave to a kriffing rock, and I’m tired of pretending otherwise! Has anyone kriffing read the Theed Convention of Sentient Rights in Wartimes?! NO?!! Well, color me UNSURPRISED, because war crimes ARE NOT! GOOD! BATTLE! TACTICS!!”
“They run around in crop tops, Stone, in crop tops! Oh, the Force provides - WELL I’M GOING TO PROVIDE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS, AND IT’S GOING TO HURT BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT WEARING KRIFFING ARMOUR!”
“Sure, let’s send the preteens into active warzones under heavy artillery in kriffing party wear! Surely nothing will ever go wrong! And give them commanding positions equivalent to CC-clones, WHO WERE LITERALLY GENETICALLY CREATED FOR IT! WITH A DECADE OF INTENSE TRAINING! LET’S DO THAT, BECAUSE WE’RE ALL KRIFFING STUPID!”
He’s gesturing wildly at the ceiling now, face heating up as his blood boils beneath the surface. “And you know what really gets my lowers in a twist, apart from the preteen commanding officers and blatant kriffing high treason and war profiteering?! Is it the complete lack of recognition? Gratitude? Basic sentient rights?! No, Stone, no, I would take all that in stride if it meant I never had to see Skywalker and Amidala kriffing canoodle right in front of me again, and pretend like it isn’t the galaxy’s worst conflict of interest case in the making!”
“By all levels of Sith-hell, what the kriff is wrong with that woman? You have it all, you could have anyone, and you choose that twatwaffle?! And then they have the gall to lock themselves in a broom closet for twenty minutes straight and have me guard it! ‘Oh yes, Senator, naturally we all go rattling brooms with our good friends! Nothing dodgy happening at all! I definitely believe you were looking for detergent and have used a washing machine before!’ The absolute nerve on those two! And then last week - you’ll never believe this - High General Windu passed by, and I swear he looked like he wanted to throw himself off the roof! I’ve never been less impressed by anyone in my life, and I’m batch-mates with Bly!”
“Speaking of Bly, that little bitchtit - if I have to edit one more, one more kriffing propaganda piece of him staring at General Secura’s bits, I’m going to stab my eye out! And if I have to edit one more of Secura staring at his bits, I’m going to stab the other one out! The only good thing I have to say about them is they’re more subtle than Skywalker and Amidala, which means nothing really. I will never understand that woman - but then she’s worked with Jar Jar Binks for a decade and not had a nervous breakdown, so she either has nerves of steel or is on some good-ass drugs.”
“Girl, your choices. And you know what else is a choice? Kote kriffing roundhouse-kicking heads off droids when he has a perfectly good blaster right there! I don’t know what the Longnecks put in his tube, but I hope to kriff it’s not contagious. I’d say I’m glad he has Kenobi to keep him in check, but that man wouldn’t know common sense if it punched his nose clean off his face. Flirting with General Grievous, ugh. I’d say he can do better, but honestly, they deserve each other.”
“And Wolffe - “, panting, Fox pauses, considering. “Well, Wolffe is an asshole and stupid, and I hate him because he’s stupid and has a stupid face. Also he keeps drunkenly submitting adoption paperwork on General Koon’s behalf - I wish I could say something mean about that, but honestly, his existence is roast enough. Anyways, bitches are trying me today, and by bitches I mean everyone. Commander Fox signing off to go not commit treason, unfortunately.”
Thoroughly powered out, Fox sinks into his hard mattress with a deep sigh. Several seconds of silence reign, and then his comm unit starts blaring in alarm.
Somewhere in the Jedi Temple, Mace Windu is knocked flat on his ass by a gargantuan shatterpoint exploding.
#commander fox#corrie guard deserves better#commander stone#mace windu#mas amedda#chancellor palpatine#padme amidala#anakin skywalker#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#commander bly#commander wolffe#plo koon#aayla secura#jar jar binks#credit for twatwaffle goes to a tumblr post i can’t find anymore#fox spends several minutes staring at his comm in horror#and then turns over to go to sleep#‘i’m sure when i wake up that everything will be better’ he says ‘it was just a vivid nightmare’#well when he wakes up palpatine is dead and the war is over so he’s not entirely wrong#this is also how cody finds out fox technically outranks him#sibling rage activated#mace saves a permanent copy of the voice memo to a private server once he’s done screaming in pain#ponds doesn’t know what to think of this#but is faintly horrified at the realization that his general and vod’ika share Vibes#this is so long it’s a bit sad#i should be working#instead i’m yapping in the tags about my blorbos#justice for commander fox#sw tcw fic ideas
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Good eye!
#project sekai#ruikasa#rui kamishiro#tsukasa tenma#mine#tsukasa#rui#my art#hand hurts. they are so irritating.#if you want the minimal context that’s in my mind palace:#in this they’re not dating don’t know the feelings aren’t platonic yet they just do this when they want to read the same book#& rui reads faster so he comes up with observations to point out so his boy best friend will go wow so insightful so smart#someone asks nene if they’re dating and she coughs so hard she chokes & then says she doesn’t know them#off to tier more and then sleep. should I have posted this at a time that isn’t 1 o clock sure yeah but who cares
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of those we keep in the dark
#witch hat atelier#wha#tongari boushi no atelier#tbna#qifrey#coco wha#olruggio#agott#hello. i caught up. to volume 12#what if i exploded#i am soooo normal over qifreys behavior and the parallel injury coco gets i am so so soooo normal#as u can see#i cranked this out in one day the visual hit me so hard out of NOWEHERE#forgive any mistakes i was going crazy in my room. needed to get thisout#hades draws#wha spoilers#thequality looks bad in my preview pls look good when i post#just in case#i beg#also finding i rlly rlly like to do those little hatch lines from the artstyle hehe...#implementting it into my art forever now#ok. i should sleep#good night good morning or good evening to u
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panels from my webcomic. the characters are also from my webcomic. believe it or not it's about gay time traveling vampires
#I made the meme I dont remember why#even though I just did it... uhmmm anywyas#and I was like I can post this following the pride illustration idk#and then I was like no maybe to reply to something...?#and then i was like. wait. theres nothing better than with the comic itself. like..#anyways#HAHAHAH#time and time again#ttawebcomic#adam and steve#webtoon#webtoon originals#webtoon panels#ermmmm#gay#HAHAH#time travel that is gay#ok I'm so tired. I'm gonna queue this one#ITS FOUR AM???#yeah ok I'm queueing and going to sleep wtf...#my bad#ERRRMMM THATS MY BAD#I never use the queue#maybe I like. should.#hm.we'll see how it goes...#idk the way my brain works I'm like I made it now I post it.#and then in 45 minutes when I remember I did that. people are being niceys to me yayyyy <333#LMAOAMLGJL#ok I lied I didnt let it go through the queue. I got up to post this
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Bruce Wayne wouldn’t mind being in love with a man
If it didn’t mean being in love with Clark Kent.
Clark Kent wouldn’t mind being in love with Bruce Wayne
If it didn’t mean being in love with a man.
#rahhh i love them#THESE TWO OSTG#im gonna jump#THERE JUST SO AHHHHHHHH#Should I go to sleep?#oh well I’ll post this in the morning#Superbat core#batman#bruce wayne#dcu#dc universe#clark kent#superman#Superbat#the angst is too much
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I just want Peri to go back and be Devs babysitter. Knowing Dev lost his memories and trying to do right by this kid. Trying so hard to not make the same mistakes.
But I also want Dev to be scared to tell Peri he remembers because what if Peri has to leave then or if Jorgon comes to actually wipe his memories. Ao Dev doing his best to act like he did before he had his change of heart.
Basically Peri desperately trying to be a better god parent and Dev desperately (and failing) to be a bad ungrateful kid. (It’s how he sees his past actions)
Then we get guilt of Peri seeing how much of Devs happiness was lost with his memories and how much of a set back this is gor Dev while Dev seeing how mean he is to Peri and how miserable he is making him, which is worse this time because hes doing it on purpose. Dev now knowing Peri really does care but feels forced to be mean so not to slip up and loose Peri again. And Peri now having seen how bad at this he is. Seeing how he is still failing Dev at every turn. But neither willing to give up the other because they know what could have been. Peri knows Dev is a good kid. Dev knows Peri cares about him.
#fop a new wish#angst#fop peri#fairly odd parents a new wish#fairly oddparents#fop dev#peri fairywinkle cosma#peri fop#prompt post#idk yall I lost it at the end cause typos#but I didn’t actually get about six hours of sleep this weekend so idk this should be some of my best work#obsessed with a book series and i have decided to do that instead of sleep#now iys one am and im not allowed to sleep because I have work tomorrow#anyway I just want them to auffer ok#none of this is new but if I don’t type it out I can’t go on with my day
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So, in my opinion, Athena is probably dead. I think that it’s dumb and doesn’t make sense but the listening party animatic definitely implies she’s dead
Here we have some before and after pictures. When I first saw the livestream, I assumed that she was just gonna pass out and that people were overreacting. However, the glow fading really implies that she is in fact dead.
Shortly before the earlier images, we see Athena kind of holding onto life with her glow flickering. We can assume she is almost dead because Ares asks if she’s even alive(I will return to this). All this considered, despite the fact she isn’t glowing in a lot of scenes in this song(such as Odysseus showing her Telemachus), her glow fading really does show that she is probably dead.
If you need some evidence from the songs, we can also get some without looking at the animatics. First and most importantly, Ares asks if Athena is dead. While Ares isn’t the most respected god and many would label him as kind of dumb, he would probably know that gods can’t die if that’s the case. Him asking this does show that a god can, in theory, die. If you want mythological precedence, you can look at how Pan died(I know that there’s a bit of debate to that but idc). Another piece of evidence is actually Calypso saying “Last i checked, goddesses can’t die.” Many people take this as proof that Athena is incapable of death but it’s already been established by major gods that a god/goddess could die and there’s a mythological precedent, so calypso may be lying. In honesty, she isn’t being entirely untruthful in saying that she can’t die. Odysseus is just a half dead mortal king and Zeus is the single most powerful god. Odysseus can’t kill calypso while Zeus could kill Athena. This segues very well into how this line fits into the larger saga. Instead of this line acting as foreshadowing for Athena’s survival, it instead acts as tragic irony for Odysseus. Athena is Odysseus’ only chance at leaving and she dies. The irony comes because Odysseus’ problem could be solved if only a different goddess had died. The wrong goddess died and now it’s up to Zeus to decide whether Odysseus should be set free.
Now, if I’m correct, then I have a lot of feelings about this. If I’m wrong I have slightly less. If I’m right, you can see my previous post for a lot of my reasons why I think athena dying is a bad decision, but I’ll give one here. Gods don’t die. Pan is the only death I can think of (not counting stuff like Helios disappearing over time) and the phrasing of pans death could also be interpreted as the cult of Tammuz praising him for his one myth. Even characters that are treated as mortal like Medea (both her parents are minor gods so she probably should be too) don’t get myths where they die. Medea just runs off to a far away land. Kronos is sliced to bits. Typhon is sealed under Mount Etna. Kronos’ children are swallowed whole. ATHENA’S MOTHER GAVE BIRTH IN ZEUS’ HEAD. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE THAT ATHENA COULD DIE. If she isn’t dead, why is the animatic like that? Jorge had to have commissioned it. I doubt the animator would have added that in on their own. Why would it be framed so much like she’s dead if she wasn’t.
#epic the wisdom saga#epic the musical#odysseus#god games#calypso#athena#zeus#epic zeus#Athena death#sorry for the long post#I wrote this right before going to bed#love in paradise#ares#I probably should have mentioned Circe#like Odysseus threatens her and it works#she does pivot to seduction but still#I really need to learn tags#and sleep#that too#have a good day#:)#now that I think about it Medea’s sibling did die#well I’ll just ignore that
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I am always thinking of this bit where it takes them almost 2 full minutes to successfully start playing the song
#not sure why im posting right now as it seems no one is online and i should be asleep#and yet i am awake and rewatching this video but i should really go to sleep and save posting for the morning#but alas. here i am#i love especially 'the 1234 thing is just...' 'its a CLASSIC john!'#i really adore flans here in general#tmbg
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[texting]
Nico: what’s a conspiracy theory you guys believe in?
Percy: every time a new chicken sandwich releases
Nico: what?
Jason: the CIA got him before he could finish
#just found out the show aired#i mean i’m gonna watch it but idk where it’s going to take this fandom#also idk if i should keep being delusional and posting on this blog#i’m running on a few hours of sleep so this def doesn’t make sense#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#nico di angelo#percico#pjo/hoo#pjo memes#percico memes#nicercy#pernico#lowkey worried for when this day would come#and here we are#not sure where to take this blog now tbh
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Do you think when Cross is sad or just holed up in his room all day for any reason, Killer uses his cats as an excuse to see him?
Like, he knocks the door and comes in holding a cat like “sorry but Freddie’s been looking for you all day, she wouldn’t stop screaming til I brought her in” and goes to sit on the bed with him. Sometimes the cat is eager to see Cross and plays along by purring all over him and curling up in his lap. Other times the cat shows absolutely no interest and it becomes pretty clear it was just a flimsy excuse for Killer to see him.
Either way it makes Cross feel a little better
#UTDR#UTMV#Kross ship#Could be platonic or romantic or anything really#Just these idiots getting attached to each other in some kind of way#Cross is a bit comforted that someone wants to see him whether it’s a cat or not#Whether or not it’s worth having to clean the eye goop out of his sheets might be a different story lol#I should go to sleep and stop skeleton posting
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“nona the ninth,” by tamsyn muir // superman: the last days of lex luthor, by mark waid // hozier’s twitter // superman: birthright, by mark waid // “sorry,” by halsey // superman (2023) #1, by joshua williamson // tumblr user dykeyphantom // smallville s10e22 // “poem,” by langston hughes
#it’s 2 am and i should be asleep but instead this is what i’m doing#i wanted to include something of maggin’s too but i was having trouble finding something that fit and was high enough quality#i’m going cross eyed and starting to question of this is even a little bit cohesive so i think i just need to post it and then sleep#clex#clark kent#lex luthor#dc comics#smallville#web weaving#*
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I keep drawing stuff for the ask blog and then realizing i can't post it lmao (by "this keeps happening" i mean its happened three times I'm just dramatic)
look. look. the siblings au was just me having fun writing a story, and then one day i drew and posted one (one) meme about it to my account with twelve (twelve) followers, and it somehow blew up??? so i kept posting more about the au cause... people liked it! exciting! and now i have 321 followers and i have NO idea how that happened lmao but uh it did.
the thing is, the story and the canon is pretty dark in a few parts (obviously lol) and I'm worried about posting any more-in-detail angst and a few things i havent even mentioned bc i dont know how much i trust you guys to listen to trigger warnings. no offence of course!!!! im sure you guys are super responsiple and stuff, i just want to be careful, human curiousity is a very powerful thing and i know ive probably looked at a few under the cut things that I knew would upset me just because i was curious lol.
is that just me??? let me know if it is bc im clueless lmao
i just wanna know like. if i were to make a post on the ask blog with the comic under the cut and a "tw suicide" or something on top, would people actually lisen to that and be careful? I'm always worried that people will ignore those
#i could always change the canon#just be like “that never happened dont even worry about it” lol#i tend to be cautious around those things#like for instance ive posted comics with warnings about Bountiful and her horrible-ness on them#but ive never shown her actually hurting Inv or Saint (at least i dont think so my memory sucks lol)#just heavily implied or referenced it#i just wanna be careful!!!#so i try to avoid stuff thats like very obviously going to trigger someone if they saw it#but just like#if i did#because ive gotten a few asks regarding darker things#would you guys listen to any tw i put on the top#do tws actually work im not sure#(weird midnight ramble lmao sorry)#hmmm actually it is later than midnight#i should go to sleep
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Happy Little Accidents
The last thing Eddie Diaz expects to come out of his trip to Buckley’s Plant Nursery & Landscaping with his son, is to develop an honest to god schoolgirl crush on the guy who owns the place (and not notice that that is what’s happening for an embarrassingly long time).
The plan is simple. Get in, have Christopher pick out a couple of succulents or whatever he needs for his school project, and get out without infesting any of the gorgeous plants in the shop with his bad plant karma.
But then, the first thing he’s greeted with is a hunk of a man, carrying two heavy packs of soil on his broad shoulders. Eddie swears he can see a drop of sweat running down the man’s face in slow motion. His t-shirt looks like it’s one strategic muscle flex away from bursting at the seams and Eddie—Eddie feels nervous all of the sudden. And he’s gaping like a fish.
“Hey,” Hunk-man says as he hoists the soil on the counter next to him with a grunt, “What can I help you with?”
At least Eddie has enough self-awareness to close his mouth.
Or: the one where Buck owns a plant nursery and Eddie stumbles through his crush (and has no game during all of it)—oh and also, there are a lot of Bob Ross references.
Read on Ao3
(With a banner by the wonderful @theladyyavilee thank you so so so much <3)
#9-1-1#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie fic#911 fox#I cannot believe this fic is finally done#...it's the first longer fic I've written and finished in probably 5 years and it's the first longer fic I've written for this fandom#I am always a LOT more nervous about posting writing than posting my art because... it is a lot harder for me lol#but - just as Buck is telling Eddie in this one - practice makes definitely better so I will continue to expose myself xD#I really hope you do like it... I was very nervous about posting it and Sarah bravely held my hand during this :D#and now I will be going to bed because it is 2AM and I should definitely be sleeping kdjfalkdjklf#okay...#nighty night!#lisa writes#au shenanigans#the buck owns a plant nursery fic 🪴
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Ash IG Story
#you're absolutely kidding me#🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🚀☀️💥 👻🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#ashton#ai ig#Instagram#video#kh4f post#literally lying here sad wondering if I should just go back to sleep bc why not#i am wide awake now#OH NO HE'S CUTE#OH NO BACK CONTENT#OH NO IMMEDIATELY THE BEST BACK CONTENT POSSIBLY EVER??#like the back blog is both revived today and possibly closed forever#how would we ever top this#THE COIN TATTOO#ARE U JOKING#Oh no he's CUUUUUUTR#I'm fine#possibly#send help just in case#but#ohmygod#👰🏻♀️
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Before/After Gif Challenge
i was tagged by @ncthandrake, thank you 💜
i love doing before and after gifs, these have been my faves from recently ✨
and if your interested you can see all the versions of this challenge i did here
tagging a few awesome people (no pressure obvs): @buckera @emziess @llydiadeetz @nikossasaki and whoever else wants in (tag me if you do)
#gifs challenges#tagged ✨🖤✨🖤#gifs*#before&after*#yes i stayed up till 1am to finally post this btw#i just wanted people to see it#i should probably go to sleep
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I feel like Keith and Lance are both ND but in different ways. Keith is the kind of guy who would really like physical contact and words of affirmation as love languages. He's pretty good at telling Lance how he feels about him later in the series. He'd probably appreciate the lack of ambiguity and take things at face value/put trust in I love yous.
Meanwhile Lance grew up in a big family so they might not have had as much money. Receiving gifts was a really big deal for him growing up. I can imagine Keith giving Lance a cool blue shell he found at an alien market and being all confused, thinking Lance doesn't like it when he goes still. Like he wants to take it back and is disappointed that Lance doesn't like it. But he does, he's just a bit overwhelmed by the gesture. Trying to show why he thought getting some silly shell was a good idea, Keith meekly tells him to look at this pretty part of it, turning it over in Lance's hands, pointing out an opalescent part that's all different kinds of blues. Says it reminds him of Lance's eyes.
Lance says something like "How would you know what colour my eyes are" because eye contact is not Keith's forte, but there's no bite behind it, and Keith doesn't get the joke anyway, just looks nervous. Keith just says they're pretty, as if he couldn't not have noticed. Lance puts it down on his side table gently. Keith says "You don't like it?" Lance gives him a super tender kiss. They kiss for a while holding each other, and Keith hugs him, sighing with contentment into lance's shoulder. Says "Holding you feels like home" then Lance dies on the spot
#klance#voltron legendary defender#keith kogane#lance mcclain#I'm normal about autistic!keith pay no attention to my URL#Idk I think theyd have some really cool overlap/interactions with their love languages. Imagine that Keith would be a bit shy#to initiate physical contact at first but then gets confident and does it in public which Lance finds really embarrassing but secretly#endearing. I have another scenario for that too............ mb i should poste it...#whereas keith just lets lance know how loved & valued he is. How he thinks of him all the time. I LOVE THEM#Keith would become a limpet tho. He would become ATTACHED to Lance. He has an emotion and the first thing he does is go to find Lance#like a safety blanket or to share the excitement#fight me/train w me/hold me/lemme hold you/i gotta tell you this joke shiro said (its not funny)/I didnt sleep well/can we nap/#/look at this cool shell I found (for you)
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