Smiling Friends ava/avm AU with Daisy and Blossom!! (Banana and Pink, Gold and Purples moms... in case anyone needs that info lol) weird gay au I love, I love SF, and they fit in my head. Is it cursed? Oh absolutely. Does it make me SO HAPPY? HECK YES!! -B
PS: Orange King/Mr. Mangl gives Alan lol
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ₓ˚. ୭ ˚ dont sweat the petty stuff and dont pet the sweaty stuff ˚ ୧ .˚ₓ
⋆some annoying things that i've experienced but of course i use one piece men to interpret c:⋆
Mihawk
Mihawk, driving, and Y/N being a passenger princess or sumn:
“Y/N, if you don’t get your funky, foul feet off of my dashboard..”
“Oh look, you did an allegory, I learned that from one of your poems ♡”
“….its alliteration”
Rosinante
“I mean this in the nicest way possible when I say I will smash your phone into smithereens the next time I can hear your phone through my calm sphere – particularly when your are on the OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE WITH IT ON FULL BLAST, SPEAKER BARELY HANGING ON THE LAST COIL OF LIFE AT 3 IN THE MORNING, WATCHING THE MOST OBNOXIOUS TIKTOK TO EVER BE CREATED ON THAT GOD FORSAKEN APP.”
“….sorry I didn’t realize it was so loud…”
Y/N opens the phone only for a shrill ‘oh noo’ to ring out, causing Rosinante to yeet it on the ground as result, just like this ⇩⇩⇩⇩:
Oven
“Y/N, WHEN I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FOOD SPLATTER IN THE MICROWAVE, THAT DID NOT MEAN I VOLUNTEERED TO HEAT EVERYTHING IN MY MOUTH.”
“…..”
“AND YOU WILL STOP THROWING RAW FOOD ON ME. I AM NEITHER A SKILLET NOR A GRIDDLE.”
Benn
*rapid succession of knocking on the bathroom door*
“The faster you knock DOES NOT mean I will poop any faster!!”
“…..”
*rapid succession of open palm slaps against the door*
Shanks
“Calling me a stinky ass hoe and following it with ‘no offense’ is still pretty offensive, Y/N. I definitely took a shower this morning and even used a new 50-in-1 shampoo, sooo..”
Law
*Y/N takes a giant chomp out of kitkat bar*
“I know you didn’t just eat that Kitkat bar like that.”
“Give me a break, Law.”
“Get out.”
Kid
Y/N patiently waits in the right-turn lane for the red light to turn green without a signal on through 2 traffic cycles and for at least 10 minutes until there is an opening to go.
“Wait, you really did that?”
“Did what?”
“You Really Sat In This Lane, Only To Turn???”
“Well, yeah, it’s the safest way to turn, especially at this intersection! ♡”
“YOU REALLY SAT HERE FOR 3 HOURS WHEN WE COULD HAVE GONE FROM JUMP STREET????!”
“I-its better safe than sorry, there’s still oncoming traffic when you make the turn-“
“JUST TURN.”
“Only when the light is green for go and not red for stop!”
Y/N’s driving privileges consequently has been revoked when driving with others
the intersection may or may not have looked like this btw: ↑ ↿↱ ↱
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this is literally the average transman experience
tho I kinda like my future look that I imagined as a kid, maybe in another universe I am a coquette girly trans girl, who knows
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okay but does anyone listen to bronski beat and does anyone GET IT. they released an album, completely unashamedly gay, in the 80s, during the AIDS crisis, during a time of insanely rampant homophobia and over the top conservatism. they released an album with the age of consent for homosexual activity in every european country listed on the sleeve and the phone number for a legal advice hotline for queer people etched into the grooves of the vinyl. they released an album with the opening track dedicated to a hate crime victim, featuring vocals from an openly gay choir. they released an album with songs about homophobic violence, the dangers of following the bible too closely, about leaving behind everything you know and starting over, about homophobic family and homophobic bullying. they wrote about being gay and being proud of it and knowing that there is nothing wrong with who you are. in the face of all the hatred going on in the 80s they released an album that was in-your-face gay and fuck-you queer, and i love them for it.
(see original tags for a lot more commentary)
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