#i will stab

[industrations]

sometimes when im scrolling around on tumblr i find a user that has one of your little chibi drawings as their pfp and my first thought is "ah this one belongs to indi" as if you are a king and you bestow a chibi pfp on your most beloved concubines, and then when other members of the kingdom (your followers) encounter them in the wild we recognize them as carrying your blessing and protection

This is true, if you ever encounter one of them chibi’s you can assume i love them with my entire heart which means that they must be protected and cared for by all

[sonics-atelier]

One thing I'd like to clarify : My niceness is never faked , but if you are an asshole and hurt the ones I love I will become the monster many believe me to be .

I hold loyalty and honesty in the highest regard , go against them , I will lose all the respect I have for you .

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

Stop stalking celebrities you creeps. I cannot stress enough how disgusting it is, seeing Charles being forced to spell out how uncomfortable he feels by weirdos camping outside his apartment and ringing his doorbell for freaking autographs. Leave. Him. Alone. What is wrong with you people.

[mimaway]

WHY SHANE IS BEST BOY: THE DEFINITIVE ARGUMENT; IN SYNOPSIS.

I was told to curtail myself, so here I am, and I am right.

1. Shane is always there. He exists in function and point without romance, whereas other boys are ‘optional’, Shane is never an option. 

2. Shane is the only one who has always been there for Aine, and always will, and despite their misgivings, will always be there for her.

3. Shane is a potential main character, so we will always know more about him than we do any other boy.

4. We learn about Shane as a person, not as a ‘romance interest’. So we know what we see of him is genuine, given he does not have to put on airs to attempt to woo us.

That is just mechanical reasoning for why Shane is best boy. In context as an interest for Mim, and all players…

1. Shane has demonstrated an understanding and appreciation of different cultures, logics, and you don’t need to be a supernatural fairy spotter in order to gain potential affinity with him.

2. Shane demonstrates throughout the story that he is more than the time period stereotype of a man he may originally be deemed to be- he learns and he grows and this makes him a better potential partner.

3. Shane is educated, strong, already has dad jokes for days, handsome, protective, a gentleman, and easy to fluster.

4. Irish accent.

5. Good singer.

6. Can build you a whole house in 3 days with some rock powder and 10 trees.

7. Freckles.

There’s one reason why he isn’t best boy-

1. He’s already married. To me. Confirmed by devs. Mike officiated the wedding, and Elle cried.

In all honesty though, we learn far more about Shane than we do Laan, and likely will Arthur. Shane doesn’t have to pretend to be perfect for us, since we learn about him through the eyes of a sibling. Thereby any shortcomings we see are going to be as bad as can be, and those shortcomings are demonstrated to be overprotectiveness (in ye olde days where your sister can get herself witch hunted? Valid), pigheadedness (which he grows past and learns how to work on in game), and personal insecurity, which literally everyone has.

He’s awesome, he’s kind, generous, helpful, protective, funny, and his skills stand alone without some pedigree or fanciness. He’s an awesome, normal guy, and that’s the point.

SHANE BEST BOY.

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[dieserr]

if I try working on this anymore I’ll explode probably just take it

[noodles-and-tea]

This trope would be so funny for them

[hwashitape]

lungs, kidney, heart

[pumpkinhead666]

1st time

2nd time

3rd time

4th time

5th time

last time

screaming, crying, fucking throwing up

[astraltrickster]

you've heard of "diversity win!" now get ready for

[deadsetobsessions]

Damian Wayne was like a duckling. A violent, stab-happy, danger-prone duckling, yes, but a duckling all the same. Which means when Danny almost got stabbed by a sleepy, instinct driven Damian, he was able to wave it off with a laugh. Damian, on the other hand, stared in horror at the butter knife firmly lodged in Danny’s arm.

“PENNYWORTH!” Danny jerked back at Damian’s scream. “RICHARD! FATHER!”

God damn, the kid had a pair of lungs on him. Danny’s wince was interpreted as pain to Damian, who gently grabbed his injured arm and started to pull him towards the kitchen’s marble island.

Danny blinked, non plussed as his hearing picked up a thundering of feet as the present family members scrambled towards Damian’s distress call.

“Wait, Damian, I’m fine. It’s-”

“You have been impaled, you imbecile! Had it been any of the other simpletons, they would have-!”

“Ouch.” Danny put his other hand in mock hurt over his slow-beating heart. He literally doesn’t care about the butter knife. He’s just impressed there was enough force in there to impale him. “Are you calling me names now? After- gasp- stabbing me?”

Before Damian could reply, the beginnings of regret, remorse, and guilt on his face, Alfred, Dick, and Bruce burst into the kitchen.

“What happened?!”

“My word, master Danny!”

“What is it?!”

“I’m fine. It’s like a small stab. Not even a big stab. I’m good.”

Dick paled, seeing Danny’s arm clutched in Damian’s hand.

“That’s- that’s a knife. In your arm. How is that ‘fine’?!”

“What happened.” Bruce asked Damian, gently removing Danny’s arm from Damian’s death clutch.

“I- I did not mean to,” Damian starts, guilt coloring his voice.

“He didn’t,” Danny cuts in. “I startled him and got stabbed for being dumb. I won’t fault him for having a defense mechanism like that, ancient knows what I might do if you guys startled me.”

The awkward silence that settled at his words made Danny twitch awkwardly.

“Uh, so, can I add this knife to my collection? Even if I didn’t get mugged?”

“Danny.”

“Bruce.” Danny stared stubbornly back. With his uninsured hand, he patted Damian on the head. He was going to enjoy the fluffiness before Damian’s guilt was no longer enough to hold him back from snapping at Danny’s hand like a grumpy alligator. Bruce loses, obviously. He’s a teenager who was also an ex-vigilante. Batman’s got nothing on a determined halfa.

“Master Danny, I must insist you refrain from getting stabbed. There is only so much gauze and antiseptic cream in the house.” Alfred returned- huh, when did he leave?- with a med kit.

Danny called bullshit because he knows there’s a whole ass medical bay beneath the manor.

“Sorry.”

“No need to apologize.” Alfred said, promptly beginning the extraction of the butter knife.

“Are you okay?” Dick asked, hovering worriedly. “He- are you…?”

Damian was allowing Danny to ruffle his hair, so…

“Yep, I’m good. This isn’t even on my top thirty most painful stabbings,” and it really wasn’t. That honor was given to the GIW and that one time Jazz accidentally stabbed him with her earrings. “That was pretty impressive, actually. It’s like, a butter knife. The other ones had pointy ends.”

“Do not clump me with those pathetic wastes of spaces. I am naturally superior and would… would never harm you on purpose.” Damian said, getting quiet at the end like he was trying to plead to Danny to believe him.

“Of course not. But- if you want help me keep the knife, you can hit me with a mug, it would technically be a mugging.”

The pun got the desired effect. Damian leaned away with a disgruntled look and Dick stopped hovering as close in order to let out a small cackle.

“Done.”

“You should go get changed, kiddo. We’re going to see Tim’s photography at the Gotham Gallery today.”

“Oh, for real?” Danny patted Damian’s fluffy hair one last time, pushing away from the counter. “Oh, I’ll clean up here first and-”

“That will not be necessary,” Alfred scolded, a mop somehow already in his hands. “Please see to it you are prepared for the day.”

“Thanks, Alfred. Can I keep the knife.”

“Very well.”

“Sweet. See you guys later?” Danny pranced off after seeing the nods.

——

“He’s… he got stabbed a lot. Before us, I mean.” Dick tapped a furious rhythm onto the counter. “Not that we’ve stabbed him until now but even once is concerning for a civilian.”

“He was used to it.” Bruce replied.

“Perhaps we should join Todd in his endeavor and ensure that his worthless tormentors are permanently out of the picture.”

“God, he said top thirty. He was counting.”

Damian silently withdrew a kitchen knife.

“No murder with my quality chef’s knives, Master Damian.”

“Tt.”

“Master Jason follows the same rules. Now, out of the kitchen. I may be old, but I remember the last time master Bruce and master Dick stepped foot in here and I will not have a repeat.”

[lucdoodle]

bro is straight up NOT having a good time

[oceanamethyst]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. KNIFE ATTACK!!! 🔪🗡🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪

[beybuniki]

in hindsight, i rlly like that some of their inevitable conversations aree left covert i love to fill the gaps myself i love to think about their awkwardness :)

[greededling]

fullmetal alchemist fans will say shit like 'tbh him getting impaled was one of my favorite moments in the story' and they will be talking about their beloved protagonist.

[dragonpyre]

“I’m agro/ace”

“Don’t you mean aro/ace?”

“No, I don’t” *pulls out knife*