#i’m a weak fool 😂

[imperfectlyxangelic]

I’m cacklin! 😂🤣

[the-obnoxious-sibling]

Shanks stayed behind for Buggy when he was sick, but if the roles were reversed, would Buggy do the same for Shanks and miss out on Laughtale? I'm 50/50 but my opinion means nothing because I'm not a One Piece fan (I just love Shanks and Buggy). I'd love to hear your thoughts. You're much more qualified to answer 😂

ooh.

my first thought is: no, he doesn’t stay behind, but he regrets it almost immediately.

justifications below the cut.

see, i’m mostly thinking about this in terms of the character traits that mirror best. shanks is optimistic and passive, his decision to stay put and wait for another opportunity makes perfect sense to me. it makes no sense to buggy, who is impulsively active and a pessimist, assuming the worst and doing things without thinking his actions through, usually with terrible consequences.

but how can going to laugh tale come with consequences?

well. what if buggy feels the same way as shanks—i don’t want to go there without him—but doesn’t realize it until it’s too late?

standing on the last island, watching the rest of the crew walk into the cave that’s supposed to hold this incredible treasure… buggy wants to see it! he wants to take it! but there’s a pit in his stomach that grows bigger and bigger the longer he stands there, alone.

this is wrong.

there’s supposed to be someone else here.

he’s made a terrible mistake.

i don’t think anyone notices that buggy didn’t come in with them until they’re packing it in, done with their laughter (and maybe carving a message for the future at the bottom of that last poneglyph). but rayleigh spots buggy at the entrance to the cave, hunched over in a shuddering, weeping ball, and he realizes what’s happened.

“you didn’t want to see it without shanks after all, huh?”

buggy startles, tries to pretend that he saw it, that he’s fine. he’s just—allergic to something in the air here, yeah! that’s why his eyes are watery!

rayleigh isn’t fooled, but he lets the excuse lie. he gives buggy a reassuring pat on the shoulder and leads him back to the ship. “i’m sure he’ll understand.”

and shanks probably would understand… if buggy ever told him.

because the second key part to this au is that i cannot see buggy ever admitting to this flagrant weakness. he was at the site of the greatest discovery in history! and he turned his back on it because he felt bad that shanks wasn’t there???

he can’t say that!

especially not when they return to that island where shanks has been waiting to find him recovered nicely, pretending that he wasn’t absolutely miserable on his own eager to tell buggy all about the fun little adventures he got up to while he was waiting for them to come back!

he can’t tell shanks the truth now, not when shanks clearly had no problem having a good time without him.

so buggy lies through his teeth, tells shanks that joyboy’s treasure was so cool and it’s too bad shanks was sick and missed it—but hey, they can always go there together someday! buggy already knows the way, so it’ll be easy! plus then buggy will be the only person who’s ever seen it twice, and won’t that be something!

shanks’ eyes are still a little red after whatever captain roger said to make him cry. he manages a small smile. sure, buggy. whatever you say.

and maybe buggy shouldn’t be surprised, the day roger is executed, when shanks tells buggy he doesn’t want to go to laugh tale. after all, shanks was never the kind of pirate who wanted treasure, was he? and what could it matter to buggy? he’s seen it already.

words dry up in buggy’s mouth.

later, the shame will curdle to rage—how dare shanks refuse to go! when buggy turned away from glory and riches for his sake?!—but in the moment all buggy can do is run away.

[flightlessangelwings]

Is It Too Late to Tell You…

Any Pedro Pascal character x gn!reader (no use of y/n)

Word count- 500

Warnings- nondescript injury, implied hospital setting, came back different trope, protectiveness, pining, love confessions, a plot twist you will not see coming

Notes- Just a little drabble with an idea that had been rattling around in my head for a bit. And I left it open for you to interpret any Pedro character you want for a bit of extra fun. Enjoy and let me know what you think!

More notes at the end of the fic.

@flightlessangelwings-updates is my update blog so feel free to follow that as well and turn on post notifs to stay up to date on when I post!

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But this time you were scared that it went too far, that you could lose him forever. And everything between the two of you would remain unspoken forever. How you wished things were different. You wished you waited for him, stayed at his side. You wished you had told him how much you cared about him before…

“I’m sorry,” was all you whispered to his unconscious form as you reached out and gently brushed a lock of hair off his brow.

He protected you. He saved you. And you couldn’t even tell him…

A low grumble from deep in his throat made you gasp. You took his hand in yours as you pleaded his name and hovered over his face, watching his brows scrunch slightly. Your heart pounded in your chest as his eyes slowly blinked open.

A relieved sigh escaped your chest as you met his soft, warm gaze for the first time in days. Squeezing his hand, you pressed your foreshadowing against his, “You’re ok…” you breathed.

As you pulled away, he looked up at you with a weak smile. His eyes slowly lit up as he recognized your face and you had never been more happy to see his smile. But when he opened his mouth, you realized something was different about him…

“Bay-bay?” his voice was different, higher, with an accent you had never heard before, “Wha happanad?”

You let out a heavy breath as you looked at him with concern in your features and breathed his name, “You…? What…?”

“Ah mai gaad!” he exclaimed, “Dant cray bay-bay!”

“Your voice!” you couldn’t stop the sob, “What’s wrong?”

“Nathang’s wrong bay-bay,” he looked at you with those big brown eyes, “Ya sa prettay!”

You breathed his name as you cupped his face, tears filling your eyes. He was back, but he was different. Emotions overwhelmed you and you didn’t know what to think.

“Bay-bay?” his voice broke you out of your thoughts, “I gatta tell ya…” he squeezed your hand, “I lav ya bay-bay.”

The sincere look in his eyes as he said the word you’d longed to hear for so long captivated you. Your heart fluttered in your chest. This wasn’t what you had pictured at all, but he was here, he was with you, and he loved you.

Fuck it. “I lav ya ta bay-bay,” you replied as you leaned in and kissed him.

~

✨April fools!!!✨

Yes this is based on the snl sketch and I wanted to write this for a little April fools drabble for a while and I’m happy I got it done in time 😂😂 Please do rb and share this but don’t spoil the plot twist cause I really want to catch people off guard and make people laugh! I hope you enjoyed this!! 💖

[vikingstoner69]

I saw requests were open,,, and,, now I’m requesting for something filthy with Kidd or Killer. Dealer’s choice.

Slides out

Fandom: One piece

Pairing: killer/reader

A/N: haya! I'm so so sorry this took so long! I have never done anything for either Kidd or killer 😂 so this is my first time and I hope you enjoy it I sure enjoyed writing it.

You sigh softly as you look out at the sea. It was quiet, to guiet for this ship. You bite your lip softly and head back inside to your room.

"Hey (y/n)! Wanna belp-" you look to the voice that stopped talking and find wire standing at the railing. You try to put a smile on your face but even he knows it's fake.

"I'm sorry what? I'm just feeling tired" you lie, wire gives you a look but nods his head anyway.

"We'll get some rest this can wait" he says before turning around and heading the other way. You turn to the door and walk into your room, closing the door behind you. You walk over to the bed and lay down as you fight back the tears, your heart aching.

Killer was your lover but lately he had been avoiding you. You knew he was pissed at you for not listening and you got hurt but that was weeks ago. Now you felt alone in your cold empty room, sure Kidd tried to cheer you up but it didn't work. You look at the door as killer walks in and you bite your lip as he closes the door behind him.

"Thought you were avoiding me?" You ask, your tone harsh and you felt tears spring to your eyes but you blink them back. Killer sighs as he removes his mask and sets it on the table.

"I'm not avoiding you (y/n)" he says, his voice a deep growl as he looks at you and you stand up facing him.

"Really? Could have fooled me" you snap your hurt and anger finally boiling over.

"Could you drop the attitude for a sec and listen to me? Or are you gonna be stubborn?" He growls his eyes a light with fire and anger. You stand off your bed crossing your arms.

"Are you seriously still angry over that! So what I got hurt! I'm a pirate and I had to save my dumb metal head of a brother!" You yell losing your temper at his comment, you promised yourself you would never let Kidd die and you planned to keep that promise.

"Yes I'm still angry! You could have died!" He yells, he steps closer making you look up at him you could feel the heat and tension rolling off his body.

"But I didn't! I'm not weak or helpless killer!" You yell back your anger just as hot as his. Killer growls reaching out and pulling you flush to his solid body leaning down to kiss you deeply. You reach up and your fingers tangle in his hair as you kiss him back just as hard and rough making him growl and turn you so your back hits the wall and you moan.

"Your so fucking sexy when your angry" he growls in your ear and you take that moment to rip his shirt buttons flying in the room. Killer is not far behind and tears your long shirt leaving you naked before him. Killer grabs you by the thighs and carry's you to the bed. You lean up and kiss him deeply, moaning as you wrap your legs around his waist.

"Killer" you moan as he bites and sucks at your neck. Hearing you moan for him makes him groan and he grinds his jean covered cock into you. Without warning he grabs your hands and pins them above your head and he looks you in the eyes.

"I know how much you love to touch me but you don't get to now, for now spread your gorgeous fucking legs for me and be a good girl and keep your hands there" he says huskily, you bite your lip and spread your legs wide for him, making him smirk.

Killers leans down kissing you softly on the lips before moving his lips down your cheek and down to your neck where he kisses and bites leaving marks behind making

you moan. Killer's mouth travels down your body stopping at your hips where he bites before continuing down reaching your soaked cunt.

"Killer" you cry out as he runs his tongue through your folds where he sucks on your clit. You grip the pillows tightly as your back arches and he groans at your taste and he looks up watching you before he pulls back and licks his lips.

"Keep your eyes on me kitten, watch me as I make you come undone on my tongue" he smirks up at you and you moan at his words. Killer sucks on your clit and slowly slides a finger in your soaked core making your hips arch.

"Killer please, please let me touch you" you beg as he eats you out, your fingers turning white at the grip you have on the pillow. Killer groans as you beg sucking your clit and making you cry out.

"Once you be a good girl and cum on my tongue" he says huskily pumping his fingers in you at a rough fast past. The cord in your lower stomach tightened, you were so close.

"Fuck killer!" You cry out as your cunt clenches on his fingers and you cum hard and he groans, lapping up what you give him. Killer kisses a path up your body, fitting perfectly between your shaky legs.

"Good girl" he says huskily in your ear before biting the lobe you moan your hands finally able to touch his warm skin.

"Please killer" you moan feeling his cock brush against your soaked core and he groans. He leans down and kisses you deeply, nipping your bottom lip and you open your mouth letting his tongue in, making you moan. You run your hands up his arms, your nails lightly scratching lightly making him groan.

"Scream for me kitten" he growls before he enters you making you cry out and cling to him. Killer stretched you out slowly and by the time he bottomed out you were clinging to him, your nails leaving marks as they dug in.

"Fuck! You feel so good killer" you cry out as he starts to move slowly at first. He groans and picks up his pace, his thrusts becoming harder and rougher as you cling to him. Without warning he pulls out and flips you over pulling your ass up with a smack making you cry out.

"Always so fucking tight for me" he growls as he re enters you from behind. His hand tangles in your and he pulls your head back exposing your throat to his hot wet mouth as he sucks and bites. Killer pulls you back flush to his as he fucks you roughly shaking the bed into the wall with each hard thrust.

"Killer please" you beg not sure exactly what you were begging for, killer was rarely ever this rough with you but you always loved it when he was.

"What do you want?" He growls smacking your ass making you cry out and push back to meet his thrusts. You were so close to cumming.

"I wanna cum please daddy let me cum" you beg meeting his thrusts making him go deeper. Killer groans and pulls out making you whine before you are once again on your back.

"You think you deserve to cum?" He growls smacking your cunt making you jerk and moan at the sting. He rubs your clit harshly making your hips jerk up.

"Please I'll be more careful!" You beg him, making him chuckle knowing there was no way you could keep that promise. Killer enters you and your nails cling to his back as he leans down and kisses you hard and deep as he fucks you.

"I'm gonna make you squirt," he growls, biting your lip. You moan your nails digging into his back as he pounded into you. Killer's hand goes around your throat when he feels you tighten around him.

"Fuck I'm so close!" You tell him brokenly, he groans his hips slamming into you.

"Eyes on me baby, keep your eyes on me when you cum all over my cock and the bed" he growls rubbing your clit and your nails run down his back as you cum hard.

"Killer!" You cry out, your cunt flooding all over you and him and running down into the bed making him groan before he empties inside of you. Watching killer cum makes you flutter around him. He leans down and kisses you deeply, your hands roaming over his shoulders and down his arms. He pulls back and slowly pulls out and lays beside you pulling you to lay on his chest.

"I can't lose you, I never want to feel the terror I felt when I saw you fall on the deck" he says after some time making you look up at him to find him staring at the ceiling. You sigh softly and sit up a little making him look at you.

"I love you killer but we both know being pirates is dangerous but I will try to be more careful" you tell him stroking his face softly.

"That's all I ask" he smiles.

[lookismaddict]

Lookism Chapter 431 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

Sorry for the late post, I had no idea that I was going to be a bit busy today. 🙏🏽 BUT GOD, THE SUSPENSE WAS KILLING ME FROM THE LAST CHAPTER. LET’S SEE WHO THE NEWEST MEMBER IS… 👀

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫

AND LOOK AT HIM, WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES AS TAESOO MA!!!! 😳 I think it was pretty obvious because Daniel Park did say that they’ll meet each other again.

HE’S EVEN WEARING THE SAME COAT AS TAESOO MA!!! And THAT’S the reason why he decided to join? Understandable. Eli Jang will eventually get his wake up call in the future. 😬

I miss this type of interaction between Jay and Daniel. It reminds me of the older Lookism chapters when they used to go to school and Daniel used to be the mediator. I’m just glad that we get to see Jay and Daniel together again, regardless if it’s Daniel in his OG body. 😭💞

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH, THE BADASSES ARE IN BUSINESS. ALL IN ONE CREW. 😎✨

ZACK BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS HAD ME LMAAAAOOOOOO WHAT A MOOD.

BRUH. THESE PANELS OF SAMUEL BEING AN INSANE GOOF IS KILLING ME. 💀💀💀 HELP-

I honestly feel bad for him. He's been injected like TWICE so far. Wthhh 😭

OHHHHHH MY GOD. THAT TRANSITION???? HELLO??? IT’S ONE OF OUR FAV BLONDES!!!!! AHHHHHH I’VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE HE’S BEEN ALL THIS TIME. 

PLEEEEASE, THE WAY HE’S WEAK FROM SHOTS BUT NOT WEAK FROM FIGHTING ANYONE.

THE BABY BAND-AID, I- SDHFJSDHFSJDFJSD HE’S SUCH A BABYYYYYYY. AHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN’T. 

BROOOOO LOOK AT THIS FOOL. HE’S ALL GUCCI-ED OUT BRUH LIKE DAYUUUUUUM. His outfit could pay off my rent. (God, simping for this man is like a guilty pleasure. sheesh)

UMMMMM SIR. YOU’RE SAYING ALL OF THIS IN FRONT OF A DOCTOR????? Realistically, he’d call the police. Unless, if he’s affiliated with HNH Group or The Workers, thennnn... that’s probably why? IDK ANYMORE LMAO.

Also, tell me why I thought he was Seongjun Baek from Viral Hit for a second. 😂😂😂😂

Ummm... Are y’all REALLY going to talk about this right now?

WHILE YOU TWO ARE FALLING???????? 😰

Jake Kim, the GOAT. HE’S SUCH A GOOD GUY, AHHHHHHH. WE DON’T DESERVE JAKE. 😭😭😭😭 God, he’s such a kind soul. ❤️

She’s pretty and all, but I still resent her for what she did when she was still with the Workers. 😤

E W. LMAAOOOOOOOO NO.

PTJ really drawing pretty panels out here. 

EWWWWWWW x2 LMFAAAAOOOOOO. GET FUCKED.

THIS IS SUCH A PRETTY SCENE ASDHFKJASDHFHJSDHF. DISNEY PRINCESS, WHO???? (Even though, I wouldn’t consider her as one because... yk... Wow, I really have mixed feelings about this.)

I guess they have their own “happy ending” even though Vivi doesn’t really deserve it imo lol. 

JAMES LEE ALWAYS BE POPPIN WITH STYLE. HE SERVIN!!! 💅🏽

BRUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. PTJ REALLY GIVING US THESE ANGLES MAN. WTFFFFFFFFFFF???? BRO I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW THE JAMES LEE FANS MUST HAVE FREAKED OUT OVER THIS PANEL. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SOBBIN. 💀💀💀💀💀💀 (like, “Yes sir, let me sit on your lap.”) 

For the James Lee simps: If you were to be there watching, what would you do? 😈

LMFAAAAOOOOOOO HE LOOKS SO FUNNY SITTING THERE, LEANING ONTO THAT LOW ASS CHAIR. WHY IS HE LEANING BACK LIKE THAT? BRUH I’M DEAD. 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 HE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO TAKE A SHIT DURING THIS MEETING WITH EUGENE, SO HE HAD TO LEAN BACK JUST TO HOLD IT IN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ayo Eugene, you better tell him once he does his part of the deal. No games pls, bc you play too much. 😘

[moonstoneistired]

“Sigma brought a gun to a knife fight and lost 😂😂😂😂” he missed on purpose you dumb fucks. That was a WARNING shot. The first thing he said after it was a THREAT. Do not be fooled he shot exactly where he was aiming for.

Like I’m cool with it as a joke but it’s hard to tell when people are kidding when most of the fandom babies Sigma. This man has used some sort of guns or explosives in most of his appearances so why do people still think he isn’t good at using them?? He’s not weak or helpless at ALL.

[bohemian-nights]

Did you read the last leaks on Reddit on the finale of Hotd? I don't know if i should cry or laugh omg 😭🤦 So, apparently Rhaenyra is meeting Daemon first, to tell him to not proceed with his plan on taking King Landing cause wouldn't be necessary since she is about to make some deal with Alicent to stop the bloodshed. Daemon tells her she can't trust the Greens, and she's a fool again on doing that. Rhaenyra tell him she trust Alicent cause does know she wants end the suffering of her children and she say she's the queen and she decides, they fall out and he end up abusing her again 💀 Streets saying is either pushing or slapping this time. She runs away from him while he yells at her she's weak like her father Viserys. Camera focuse on Daemon's angry facial expression who's defenitely thinking about plotting something. Rhaenyra leaves Harrenhal's castle and flies away with Syrax going to Dragonstone, waiting for Alicent. Alicent arrives there and they will discuss about negotiation of peace and seem they've reached a deal, after Rhaenyra apologizes for Blood and Cheese bending down 😂 (The cruel my ass) but....Brace yourself i laughed my ass off here. A messenger of King Landing shows up by the end of the episode warning both queens that King Landing is under attack by Prince Daemon Targaryen! Close up to Rhaenyra shocked face and then on Alicent's facial expression, who looks terrified for the fate of her children. The end.

So, basically Daemon is taking King Landing on his own ah ah i wanna cry this sounds so fucking bad for Rhaenyra's character and i don't even like her. The writers really do hate her.

Season 3 gonna open with the fall of King Landing, yes, but orchestrated by Daemon

Are you laughing or crying? Kind of both lmao

If they are at all true I’m over here like this:

I hate that they are making Daemon into an abuser(again; he isn’t wrong about her being weak, he still shouldn’t slap her though), but I can’t help but laugh at the fact that these racist selectively illiterate clowns were abusing and harassing people for months over the obvious.

If anyone thought that Dumbnyra would be okay after he choked the love of his life out mere hours after she just gave birth they were being irrationally delusional. That ship sunk a long time ago.

(They’ve only clung on this long because the books has Daemon abandoning their self insert to become dragon BBQ 🥩 while he saved the actual woman he loved).

That man does not care about her no more than all the rest. Everything pales in comparison to his love for the now deceased walking corpse and his hate for the Greens🥦.

Now I want that to change, and for Daemon to actually free himself from the shackles of Valyrian supremacy, learn how to love(Nettles and Daemon can heal each other thank you very much), and let go of his hurt over Gollum and the Greens but I can’t say I’m really butthurt over the rest🤷🏽‍♀️

[twisted-wonderland-shenanigans]

!!!!!

Since Kaiju Grim! Is bigger than lil Yuu! (Presumably - correct me if I'm wrong) does he, like, try to be a big bro? Do he scoop the tiny human (and fail because he's a clumsy fool) once he's emotionally attached? (I'm a sucker for familial bonds lmao)

Also also - are there any Kaiju who you feel would be confused as to what to do/how to react when they encounter Yuu and Grim (like how some people don't know how to hold babies and worry about how they seem so small and easy to accidentally bump or something - which I feel may be a Deuce thing to do hehe)

And on the flip side - any who would immediately be all grabby hands 'lemme see the babyyy!' type of deal (I know in my deepest heart and soul that Lilia would be like that) - or at least correcting other Kaiju on how to handle Grim and Yuu if they lift them up wrong (perhaps Leona?)

Kaiju!Grim is approximately the size of a medium-large horse (maybe a little bigger if you wanna imagine him carrying the main first year gang on his back!). c: Don’t worry, I’ll get a height chart out on these guys soon! It’s just a little tricky figuring out the best conversion for maximum fluff and terror. 😂

Anyway, yes! Grim would try to be a big brother to his tiny hooman sibling~! It takes a lil’ while though (just keep giving him yummy snacks, scritchies, and tummy rubs though, and he’ll be putty in your lil’ hands~!), and at first it might seem like he’s only with them so Crowley and Crewel don’t chew him out…literally and figuratively! But it does create situations like this:

//

Yuu: *-trying to reach for something hanging from a branch over the ledge of a nearby cliff-*

Grim: *-annoyed-* “If ya fall, I’m not gonna catch you.”

Yuu: *-hand slips and they pitch forward with a shriek-*

-0.2 seconds later-

Grim: *-half hanging over the edge, claws digging into the rock as Yuu dangles from his teeth by the seat of their pants-* “Ur ooh thupid!?!”

//

Don’t worry, he does care! He is family after all~ UvU (Found family is my ultimate weakness if you haven’t figured this out yet. If I could turn it into a hoodie, I’d never wanna take it off!)

Another sibling aspect is that Grim and Yuu would literally fit the “needs the get-along-sweater” because they keep getting into bickering fights with one another (especially when he tries to steal their food)…except, they don’t have a sweater. So how would this work? Easy:

Crewel and Crowley utilize the “discipline branch” by hanging/setting the two on the edge of a precarious branch on the highest point over the edge of a cliff, and neither of them can get down without getting injured or having one of their adoptive dads get them down. Needless to say, the moment Crewel gives the warning growl, both stop “misbehaving” and play the quiet game for a bit. 🤣

Now, as for the other Kaiju, yes, there would be some (*cough* ALL *cough*) who might struggle to figure out how to react to the smallest members of the “Teacher’s Pack” (this is just a placeholder name until I figure out what to call the staff in this AU 😅 Suggestions are open if anyone has any thoughts though!). Deuce and Jack were prime examples of Kaiju who would either freeze/lock up into a pure ball of anxiety worrying they’re going to knock them off/hurt them, or moving slowly—ever so slowly to keep them from falling.

Kinda like the kitten and bulldog from Looney Toons! (Except even bigger 😂)

Funny enough, Idia wound up climbing the highest point of a tree the moment the tiny human squeaked up at him unexpectedly (he was okay afterwards, just momentarily spooked! He grows fond of Yuu/MC/reader the same way his in-game self adores kitties, so he’ll likely want some human snuggles—an SSR event he never thought he’d get to experience!). Idia becomes one of Yuu’s biggest fans, if I’m being honest, because who can resist the tiny cuteness? 🥰😍🥰

On the flipside, Kaiju like Cater, Floyd, Rook, Ortho, and Lilia would absolutely be the ones who would be “I wanna see!!! Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie~!” towards Yuu and Grim (mostly Yuu). Unfortunately, more than half of this selection would have unintentionally given the two nightmares! 🤣

“But Faun! What about Kalim? Surely he’d be happy to see Yuu and Grim too!”

Well, dear reader, you’re right: he would be happy to meet them…under normal circumstances. Here in this AU, though, he had a rather bad series of interactions with humans in general. If they weren’t attacking him out of fear (before the researchers arrival), they were trying to capture him for his ability to create gold and jewels (pre- and post-researcher arrival but not the researchers themselves). He just wanted to make friends, but human fear and greed say no. ;^;  (this is tied into how his in-game self would go through similar plots by the way, just on a monster scale!) Poor baby was so scared after one recent attempt left a scar on his nose, that he started pushing piles of his treasure hoard towards Yuu on first meeting and tried to hide. Q^Q

Have no fear, though! Like a skittish dog or cat and with gentle love and affection, our favorite ball of sunshine will be singing and playing with the tiny human friend in no time~! >w< In fact, you could say that Yuu is his first human friend ever to join his many other Kaiju friends!

Also, you’re right that a couple of the Kaiju (outside of the staff) would absolutely correct the others on how to properly carry the smol ones. Riddle and Vil are notorious for this, while Sebek might accidentally startle the one carrying them. XD Generally speaking, though, it takes a while for all of them to figure out what works, and in the end, Yuu/MC/reader will become the best Kaiju rodeo champion in the world! ÒvÓ

[desertfangs]

For the fic ask: obviously I want to know more about your Loustat piece, Delicate Desires! Give me a fun fact AND ALSO I’m curious to know your thoughts on what you think happens after this occurrence! Do you think they celebrated Lestat’s birthday in any way the following year? The final line gets me every time about it not being a perfect evening, but also “not the worst” like what do you think his WORST birthday was 😭 lmao birthday fics are always so fun and bittersweet and I love this one!

Send me a fic and I'll reply with a fact about it, or ask me a question about a fic!

A fun fact is that a long time ago (like 90s? Early 2000s?) there was a long fic called something like "The Secret History" by a writer I believe was named Cesare? And possibly I have gotten that entirely wrong so my apologies to the author if so. But the crux of it was, Louis and Lestat spent the Rue Royale years often fooling around, being very physically close, but hiding their intimacy from Claudia and obviously Louis did not speak of this in the interview. Which... I mean... is also what people get from canon but that fic implanted itself in my brain and I always think of it when I think of the Rue Royale Era. So when I was writing this, even though my memories of that fic are dusty and weak, I thought of that a lot.

Which brings me to your question! I feel like the bulk of what we get about that time is Louis trying to tell a very streamlined story about his grief and agony and guilt, and Lestat does mention that Louis left out of a lot of the fun times they had. So I think the truth is somewhere in between. I do think Louis would remember Lestat's birthday after he learned it and perhaps, if he was feeling like he wanted to try and connect with him, he might get him a small gift or try to make the evening pleasant without even mentioning he realized the date: get tickets for some show or something maybe, I don't know. They had so many years together that they probably did have an actual celebration at some point, although they were more likely to do that for Claudia's birthday ("birth" day) which would probably lead to questions from her and a bad time all around, so maybe it wasn't something they brought up a lot. 😂

As for Lestat's worst birthday, I'm sure that was something in France, involving his father and brothers, and Gabrielle coming to his room to soothe him and comb his hair and tell him everything is okay at the end of the night. But with Louis, I don't know, probably one where they had some fight and Louis didn't even know what day it was. Maybe when he his father was still alive and he spent it in the big plantation house alone with his father while Louis wandered around the swamp eating rats.

Okay, this has gotten too long and rambly! Thank you so much for the ask! 💖

[seriouslysam8]

WIP WEDNESDAY

Thanks for the tag @takearisk-ao3

Sirius rounded the corner, knocking into a tall blond. He staggered back, his wand raising to point it at the boy’s chest. The kid trembled like a leaf in the wind, his sweaty hair plastered against his pale face, and his gray eyes wide with fear. It didn’t take Sirius more than a few moments to work out who the boy was in his fancy and finely pressed robes. The boy who had taken pictures with his parents and Druella at the St. Mungo’s charity gala and auction over the summer. The kid who had probably bolted as soon as the fighting had started.

He looked like Narcissa with his thin face and expressive eyes. Narcissa may have inherited the blonde hair from the Rosier side of the family, but her facial features had been all Black. Sirius couldn’t help but feel like he was looking at a blond-haired Regulus.

“You’re Draco Malfoy,” Sirius said, keeping his wand steady.

From everything Sirius had ever heard about Draco from Harry and Ron, he had not been impressed. Except Sirius couldn’t help but look at him and think that he was in the same shitty position that Sirius had been at that age. But like Regulus, Draco was too weak to run like Sirius had.

Draco swallowed, his eyes searching Sirius’. “And I know who you are. Are you going to kill me now?”

Sirius’ eyes dropped to the kid’s right arm. In a swift motion, he reached out and ripped back the sleeve to see the Dark Mark shining up at him. Draco wrenched his arm away, taking a stumbling step back. Sirius let out a humorless chuckle, his eyes snapping up to look at Draco.

“Ah, so the rumors are true,” Sirius said in a flat tone. “I was told you were Marked and Harry suspected it was true as well.”

“Good for him,” Draco spat, though he sounded more frightened than angry. “Saint Potter figured it out.”

Sirius licked his bottom lip, his gaze snapping back up. “If you think your mother and Bellatrix can protect you, then you’re a fucking fool. Regulus trusted them too, and now he’s dead.”

Draco’s chest heaved, his trembling hand raising to point his wand at Sirius’ chest.

“Regulus was Narcissa’s favorite,” Sirius whispered, his body shaking with his own grief and rage at what his family had done to his brother. “She was his. He trusted her and she let him die.”

“I’m not him,” Draco whispered.

“You’re sixteen and were forced to take the Mark,” Sirius snapped, his head shaking. “So was he.”

Draco sucked in a breath, his wand shaking but he didn’t cast any spells. Sirius didn’t think he would unless someone showed up.

“Let me tell you a family secret, Draco,” Sirius said as he reached out to wrap his fingers around Draco’s wand, forcing it down. “The Black family always thought that they were untouchable because Walburga, my own mother, was fucking Voldemort on the side. But he didn’t care for her. He didn’t care for Regulus. He doesn’t care for Narcissa or Bellatrix or you. He doesn’t give a shit about the Blacks. He only cares about power and how to obtain it. So, Draco, if you think you’re safe from his wrath because of some odd affection he has for our family, you are sorely mistaken.”

Draco sniffed, his face pulling.

“Lucius won’t protect you either,” Sirius whispered. “He’s a fucking cunt who only cares about himself.”

Feel free to participate! No pressure though! I forgot to go back and participate half the time myself when I’m tagged. 😂😂😂 @bellmel @corneliaavenue-ao3 @curse-04 @gryffindorhealer

[thatpunkmaximoff]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 4 out of 5

So originally, I was gonna rate this four stars, but after a few chapters I was fully invested. A “why choose”, fake dating, friends to lovers? Yeah, I knew this was gonna be a rollercoaster. And boy, I was NOT disappointed.

There’s the ex-rugby player who says the infamous “don’t fall in love with me” line, the sweet “boy next door” who’s secretly been in love with her for YEARS, and then the ex-teacher who’s ten years older than her. It shouldn’t work and for a few chapters everyone’s worst fears come to pass, but this foursome pulls themselves together to talk everything out.

Faking with Benefits is filled with humor, spice, and DRAMA! Seriously, don’t let the cover fool you. The spice is.. well, you’ll see.

* Wow. I totally don’t blame Layla’s date for bailing. lol. Too strong, girl. Too strong for a first date.

* Hottie Zach to the rescue 😍

* Zach and his pet names are kinda swoon-worthy, ngl.

* Lol she’s drunk and hitting on her old teacher. Nice.

* Oohhh. I was wondering why “sweet” Josh seemed kind of dick-ish to Layla when she drunkenly stated she’d pay them for relationship advice. He loves her.

* Aww. Luke doesn’t wanna fake date his ex-student. I like that he has boundaries, but I’m excited for those to vanish. He should totally take Layla on as his date to the wedding his ex keeps inviting him to 😂

* Goddamn. She’s so bad at dating 😬

* Oh la la. Layla’s got a sharing kink 😏

* Those kisses… 🥵 wtf haha. 6/10.

* Luke is starting to hurt MY feelings lol.

* Oh wow. Josh really went in while Zack and Layla were kissing. He found her weakness and totally doesn’t know 😂

* Oohhh. She bold now. She wants both of them to fuck her for practice 👀 Luke is gonna fly off the fuckin handle if he walks out and sees them.

* Goddamn. Josh CAN EAT 🤭

* And Zack… that dude really took her to pound town. Along with Josh. Those two would ruin me.

* Oh no. Finding out Zack had an ex who died when they were eighteen is so sad 😭

* C’mon, Luke. Just make a move, for fuck’s sake!

* Ugh. Luke and Layla’s outing was going so good! And then Donny, an ex-something, had to go and ruin it. Fuck that dude.

* I want Josh and Layla together so bad! And with Zack and Luke, but Josh! Oh my goodness.

* Luke finally snapped! Thank god haha.

* Goddamn. Luke is very… dominant. I did not expect this 😏

* “Okay, babe. I don’t know how strong the human head is, and I don’t think it matters. There’s no weight capacity. Just sit on his face, and if he dies, he dies.” // “Damn straight. Bury him alive. Lucky guy.”

* Ayyyy. She’s at the ex-wife’s wedding with the ex-husband. Be petty!!

* She has to move to America if everything with this collaboration works out? 😬 None of the boys are happy. They all caught feelings but no one wants to fess up.

* Fuckkkk. She leaves in a week. Just reluctantly says they’ll end their experiment before she has to leave and Zack is not happy. The one who didn’t want her to fall in love with him doesn’t want her to leave. Damn.

* Goddammit, Zack.

* Well this wedding reception is an absolute shit show. Josh desperately wants to tell Layla he loves her, Zack is intending to break things off, and Luke’s es-wife is telling him that Layla is a whore. wtf.

* Wow. Luke and Zack fucked up. Poor Josh. How’s that gonna go for him?

* The fucking drama. I can’t. My heart hurts.

* Well I’m happy they came to their senses, but fuck. Zack and Luke were kind of harsh. Zack especially. I don’t want her to give in and forgive, but I know she will.

* Oh wow. She lost the collaboration with the designer in New York because of the podcast. This sucks.

* So after crying and groveling, all is well!

* And now she’s taking them has her dates to the high school reunion. Oh fuck 😂

* Damn. Drama at the high school reunion. I totally saw that coming.

* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. They GOT MARRIED!

[thebladeblaster]

Can we all acknowledge there’s something wrong with Flynn?!😰

Remember this is the narrator saying this by the way😅.

He just casually gets buffed not from god energy like Nanashi but from emotions.

Flynn literally went from not being able to perceive a higher dimensional being in front of him to being able to perceive them then literally kills them. Do you know how absurd of a power jump Flynn literally just had by standing there?! That’s at least by a whole dimensional tier. Flynn’s power jump in these few moments is like the difference between kid Goku and Goku after he did the god ritual.

This is an ability Krishna seems to gain after fusing with Flynn by the way.

Simmer down there, Zamatsu🤣. But yeah again his emotions are still buffing him while fused.

Also what the heck happened when he beat Demiurge?! After beating him he got some sort of buff. Did he absorb his essence?! Is he pulling a Doomslayer?!

In conclusion, Flynn’s genes were always cracked before the demon gene retcon. Flynn must be some sort of eldritch being that just freaking casually jumps whole dimensional tiers and literally gets a whole buff to his stats and sometimes recovers from just emotions😥! Baal’s fear of Flynn is freaking justified!!! (But, yeah seriously what the heck is Flynn?! I’m concerned). Also why many people who call Flynn weak are laughably wrong(they just think he’s a dude with a sword seriously they are naive fools😂). This guy is a freaking monster.

[chocolatechimsugakookie2]

Z messing around gone wrong

Based on one of my headcanons for Z requested by @call1me2awesome3

As 1:00pm came around Aaron Z finally woke up after sleeping in for their day off.

*groaning and stretching*

Z: Damn… it’s one already? *he says while looking at the clock*

Z gets out of bed and makes his way downstairs. As he makes it to the kitchen to get juice he notices Jesse prepping to make something.

Jesse: Sup Z, you look tired bro

Z: yeahhh not gon lie to you I just woke up *he says while yawning a little*

Jess: Seriously dude? It’s literally 1:23pm *laughing*

Z: Ha I know! the moment management said 2 days off, all I thought about was my bed, shooting hoops, and my bed.

Jesse: You said “my bed” twice?🤨

Z: oh trust me I know🙂

Jesse: *chuckles* you and Tae both… just look at him

They both turn their heads towards a sprawled out Tae knocked out and slightly hanging off the couch with a bit of drool

Z: sheesh, he needs to tell me what brand of melatonin he got

Jesse: puh-lease, the brand is called ‘OverWatch’ because he was on the game all night fucking long😒

Z: sounds about right. Anyways whatchu making?

Jesse: oh just cookies since my kids are coming over

Z: nice, I’ve been wanting to see them, they play ball better than y’all 😂

Jesse: oh shut up you literally shoot for them🙄, have you seen the chocolate chips by any chance?

Z gets up to help look

Z: umm I don’t think so but I’ll help

Jesse: thanks, I could’ve sworn they were up here

As Jesse opens one of the top cabinets and starts to reach and move other ingredients out the way, Z stands there with a shit eating grin on his face.

Z: hmm idk Jess… maybe they’re right here

*pokes Jesse in the pit of the stretched out arm*

Jesse: AH! *he quickly pulls his arm down and playfully pushes Z away laughing*

Z: *slightly chuckling* okay okay go ahead I’m done🙂

Jess goes to reach for the back of the cabinet again for the chocolate chips but Z ends up quickly tickling Jesse’s rib

Jess: AHAHA! *he laughs and covers his side with the opposite hand* Bruh don’t start something you can’t finish I’m serious *he says smiling*

Z: Alright, Alright I’m done this time for real bro🙂

Jesse: you swear?

Z: On my momma 🙂

Jesse goes to reach again but quickly retracts his arm as Z pokes him again

Jess: OKAY THATS IT!

Z: wait WAIT CHILL CHILL

With wide eyes Z turns to run but was quickly grabbed by Jess who then started to attack Z’s sides

Z: AHH-AHAHAHAHAH STOPPPAHA *basically laughing like a mad man*

Jess: Didn’t I tell you not to start something you can’t finish hmmmm? *he says with a smirk*

Z was laughing so hard he couldn’t even get an answer out! He ended losing balance and falling to the kitchen floor, but that didn’t stop Jesse oh no no no he wanted sweet revenge

2 minutes had went by and Jess was still  taunting and tickling the crap out of Z when finally someone walked in.

Ro: ummm🤨?

Like deers caught in headlights Jesse stops his torturing and Z stops his dying animal noises

Ro: What. Is. Happening?

They both speak at the same time

Z: THE OLD MAN IS TRYING TO KILL ME! *he says sort of out of breath*

Jess: Z WAS BEING ANNOYING

Ro:………Z? Annoying? That don’t sound right, you sure you got the right Aaron?

Z: EXACTLY! He trippin! now get his ass off me!

Jess:……He was being rude

Ro: Now that sounds like Z…… keep going😈

Z: WHAT?!?! NO! HELP!

Ro: No fool you were an ass yesterday AND seeing you weak brings me joy 🥱

Z: I WILL KICK YO AS—AHAHAHAHAHAHA

He gets interrupted by Jesse attacking him for the second time

While Ro smiles from satisfaction T shows up out of no where with a half sleep Tae beside him

T: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT😃

Tae: 😪 is it dinner yet?

This was fun to write! Thanks for the request I hope it’s great 😊

[unia-poetess]

All fun and games

Until the malevolent force stops feeding

them jelly beans

The taste becomes bitter

and your no longer a beefy hitter

But a weak hearted fool

that proved naivety true

how dare you

fuck with me

“I didn’t know who she was,”

One of the perpetrator breathes.

Unity is not a joke

Get the punch and the poison separated

Cause that pedestal is about evaporated

how dare you

hurt me

Justice will not justify

the actions

“Why would they hurt me so bad, just to let me heal and have scars in vain of how I needed to accumulate the scars.

how dare you

lie to my family

with dark magic under your fingernails

You unweave the web of pure sentience

To have a few steps up in a game

you don’t know isn’t rootable

It’s real

and so are the fucked choices you made

and I made

Judges will ponder

but I’m about to solder

all the lost truths

from the pages of our stories

bond them back together

The sky is a mirror

The constellations aren’t connected

and now neither are our truths

But soon

Time will do more than tell

An alley she’s always been

I will never let you get away with it.

Even if I turn to dust

in my next moments

I will find you

and I will heal you

and I will heal the world of you

and no one

will ever

be of your kind

Again

Extinct

Bitch

I’m coming for you

in a way

you’ve never heard of

😂

And so it is 💋👣🧞‍♀️⭐️

[sunlightandsuffering]

Mikasa in junior high claims she can feel Eren’s spirit and gets all weak when he isnt near her for a few hours. This is Gothkasa with quarterback Eren

I’m obsessed with that line she is so funny, “it might even fool Mikasa!”

“I can’t feel his spirit.”

ICONIC ! LITERALLy her too tho like she definitely goes a little batty when he’s gone for too long and it’s my obsession I love the unhealthy aspects of their relationship too 😂😂 like eren obsessed Mikasa is my absolute fave SHES so chaotic. Then needing to be with each other. All the time LOVE IT! She gets upset when they’re not in the same classes lol doesn’t like to be without him for too long

[velvetporcelain]

making the hole 🕳️ much deeper 🐇

Disgruntled gym boyfriend left me bothered today. i tell the man he will never fuck me and all of the sudden i am the most evil woman. 😂 — man but I can kinda feel the heat coming from him— am I visible vapor of hunger for me—- he thought he was in- he thought because i told him a few truths about me that he was getting somewhere.

he bought me diamond earrings from New York— but too bad the receipt was in the bag because he WANTED me to know how much he spent — i laughed maliciously while twisting in my new diamond earrings. — what can i say? I’m evil and he’s a fool— but i knew i had to reiterate my boundaries, one that i have given him many times before——— no physical sex— and i say that specifically because I don’t mind him talking to me about his fantasies— that’s the experimental part of me— he is now my patient. — he is unhappy with my current care, and I do not care. he is nothing to me but he is a human being with feelings. I must say that maybe I have tempted him and strung him along a bit —- but hey he’s a grown ass man and he definitely did it to himself, he practically asked for it. — but I am not worried —— he will be back— he will be reunited with his “pre-encounter” mind - and he will either have the mental discipline to detach or he will be weak for me and lower his expectations and come back. — that is completely made up 😂

—- maybe I am a bit narcissistic and naive— bad combination— but I myself cannot sit comfortably in an idle mind, which defeats any type of purpose I have— the idle mind is fuel to creation— but are you creating chaos or commitment? why aren’t you devoted to yourself like you long to be devoted to someone else??? what are you hoping for? That they make up for the devotion you lack for yourself? you want to feel cared for but can’t even care for your damn self? —— i don’t want the responsibility of a man being in love with me- — however, i can only learn by experiencing it and taking back the information to enrich my marriage— like a guide of how i can easily state my needs. yes, I don’t know if this makes sense, or if it makes sin. — but doesn’t matter because i need to get the fuck over this dumb fuck— he has ruined my energy and I think I’m going to have to move my time to the afternoon maybe, I don’t want it— I’m there to take care of me and I really don’t give a fuck about how you feel for me— If there is one thing I should be getting is a free fucking membership because I have probably boosted gym attendance!!! how narrow of me 😂 —— anyways I’m just gonna shake this shit off, it means nothing to me.

——- but he fucking cried, in person, in front of me, like I saved him for dying and I made him feel living—— like — ouch. it was something that I have never seen, or experienced. I can literally say I have made a grown man cry. slay.

thank you for not reading this. thank you for following me, this is literally the only place where I feel truly me— electronically, technologically at least.

-x