#i’m obsessed with this idea

[labyrinthhofmymind]

james potter 🤝 pandora lovegood 🤝 evan rosier

all having the incredibly annoying talent of never getting hungover the morning after a party even if they have a lot to drink

regulus black 🤝 lily evans 🤝 barty crouch jr.

all literally on their deathbeds the morning after a night out even if they didn’t even drink that much and hating their significant others for having the immunity of fucking superheroes

meanwhile wolfstar don’t show themselves for the next three business days at the very least because they’re so dead inside (sirius is such a light weight and remus chugs drinks like they’re water)

[randomshit657]

Troy - You we’re out there somewhere and you weren’t looking for me?

Abed - If I get another life I’ll try and find you sooner.

[bucksangel]

ok but i headcanon that bucky’s never had a blowjob before because back in the forties it wasn’t really a thing for passing fancies (i also hc that even tho he went on dates with ladies, he didn’t always do things with them) and in this era he’s probably not had time to do the fondue between dealing with his trauma and making up for the the things the soldat did.

SO now i can’t get the image out of my head of being the first (and only😉) girl to suck his dick and he’s just so overwhelmed bc he didn’t know it could feel this good. and after that he just becomes obsessed and uses any excuse he can to get you to suck his dick (with your consent obvs (and it’s always very enthusiastic consent))

and when y’all start actually having sex? oh fuckin boy you’re not ready for the animal he’ll become

[fortunatelycolorfulgay]

AHHHHH OK OK

So Victurri has been the only thing on my mind recently and OMG I was listening to “heather” by Conan grey and I was like “what if there was a fanfic based on this song I feel like I’ve read one like it before.” And then VICTUURI popped into my mind and I was like “OH MY GOD IT FITS SO PERFECTLY” like imagine after victor kisses yuuri he sees him interacting with some girl and gets insecure and then VICTOR REASSURES HIM BY KISSING HIM AGAIN AND THEN THE RINGS AND OMG

[foolsocracy]

HI. CHOPSTICKS THE SONG WAS INVENTED 1877(?). the version I remember learning (ish) could be played by two people on a piano - one person on the left plays the basic version repeated, while the person on the right plays the more complicated version in rhythm. What if MJ taught a lot of the people close to her at the Bowery Center to play the lower octave repeated version to back her up? I think it would be cute

this is the cutest thing in the WOORLD. This is everything to me oh my god. Ohh my god

[gustingirl]

AU: house and wilson meet the exact same way, but very different professions. wilson is a very sensitive singer-songwriter from montreal reeling from his divorce and his record deal falling through, and house is a former rock frontman turned producer (maybe the infarction happens a lot earlier?) who stumbles onto him having his whole thing at the bar in new orleans, and is like "oh, i am enamored with this freak. also does he have a deal and an album in the works? i need to tell cuddy about him"

OH MY GOD???? how is this not a real tv show WHAT i need it. i’m begging you write this fic PLEASE

[clairedelune-13]

Castle’s Crumbling is Solas and Lavellan singing in separate locations with backs to the same well.

Like this:

[saul-goodgirl]

Kim x female reader weight gain pleaseee

I accidentally deleted my old story but… it was so good… should I rewrite it??

Basically she catches you stuffing your face with donuts that she brought to the office… and afterwards she feeds you donuts and snacks and bullies you (lovingly!) calling you chubby and other cute names and kissing you and mmmmmcjfkfkgkgkgkgk it’s so gay

[tubesock86]

based on this post

[leafyeyes417]

Danny was tired. Tucker and Sam had drifted away over the duration of high school. The ghost attacks and danger had been the main factor that started the dissipation of their friendship. Jazz had left for college a while ago leaving him to deal with his parents alone. He had eventually created his own secret base and left the house permanently even if it was technically illegal at 16. No one noticed since he still went to school.

Including being a teen hero who wasn’t appreciated in Amity just was the icing on the cake. After receiving approval from clockwork and mastering his portal abilities, he closed the portal down. It wasn’t easy to do but he made sure everyone was out of the blast range when it shut down. The Fenton house was gone but it hadn’t been home for quite some time.

It was because he was so tired that he was where he was. Drifting out of Earth’s atmosphere, Danny let himself luxuriate in the feeling of space. It made his core hum pleasantly. He moved to a good spot still in Earth’s gravity and curled up and just let himself drift along in a haze. He toned down his glow and his body started to slowly fade into the space around him till he was practically invisible.

He floated in this haze for probably a week, slowly recuperating and feeling himself slowly change. There was no one to miss him for any length of time and he wasn’t worried about his human life at all. Honestly he probably would have drifted longer but something woke him up. Some guy yelling about conquering Earth or something.

Annoyed at being woken up by a fruitloop Danny allowed his form to grow with the power of space he collected and snarled out a “Oy fruitloop! I was woken up because of you! Shut up already!” and smacked him into the sun with a giant hand. Turning his ire on the army with the fruitloop he quickly sent them flying with a blast of power. It would take them many years to gather up again with how hard he sent them flying.

Huffing, he turned and glanced at the group of people left. Shrinking down he spoke and gestures wildly. “I was taking the best nap of my afterlife and was woken up by those pests. You gotta better place I can nap?”

Luckily someone was quick to let him know they had a place. He was guided to a space station soon after and was soon sleeping on the comfiest bed ever.

[eeriezoundz]

Save a horse ride a cowgirl

[pygmypouter]

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

[pencilscratchins]

can’t shake the idea of amanda making the kids spend a harvest season on uncle trip’s and aunt t’pol’s pear farm in washington. this is basically a “the simple life” au where sybok forms a cult of personality, michael frees all the frogs from a local high school, and spock gets a crush. classic boy meets world stuff. (twitter) [ID in ALT]

[stuckinapril]

I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

[kalofi]

happy pride month here’s my contribution of trans nanami who didn’t transition until after he left jjtech and so when he comes back a brick shithouse it throws everyone for a loop. the group chat and i have dubbed this pre-t version of him nananiña. naniña for short

[wackarat]

I saw the TF2 X Steven Universe AU from @lenny-link and i couldn’t rest until i brought a pyro and engineer fusion to the table until realizing it was done already though I didn’t see that until a little too late lmao, (It’s pretty cool though, check it out) anyways, here’s tourmaline.