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timethehobo · 3 months

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Manfred when [fill in your own scenario].

#dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #DAtV #DA Manfred #my art #my animation #gif #Manfred when rook and Emmrich finally bone #that’s my version #ahahaha #I spent so long on this I can’t believe it #shdidhdj #I didn’t want to colour it I’m sorry ahaha #rough animation it stays #do you think hed find skeleton jokes funny #I’m so excited to meet him in game

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paintedpatroclus · 4 months

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“so, sokka clings to him, and sighs contentedly when zuko clings back.” from breakable heaven, chapter 10 by @sokkalore

how’s everyone holding up zukka nation …

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year

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If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)

#bloodweave #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate more like baldurs gay amirite folks?#yeah sorry the themes of hunger abuse and power got to me. I’m not immune to thematically mirrors #I have so many thoughts about the it’s not even funny anymore #oh you mean to tell me that canonically gale would offer up his blood if asked and that astarion can’t even do that bc of the orb ??#tasteful irony that the guy who would want to help can’t do that bc of a mistake he made for love.#especially devastating for someone who measures his self worth in usefulness #oh they are so fucked up and they could understand each other in ways hardly reachable to others #once I start an origin run it’s over for you guys I will be so insufferable. even more than usual

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chandralia · 5 months

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IF I SPEAK—actually I will, and laugh while I’m at it

what do you mean bkdk was ALSO given a rooftop shot that iz//chs SWORE was the epitome of romance? LMAOOOOOO with a pink gradient sky nonetheless, AND with Deku acknowledging that Bakugo’s sacrifice severely affected him???

#like now what shkfdhksshdkh #SORRY HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAA #SILENTLY SCREAMING AT 4 IN THE MORNING I CAN’T STOP SMILING #I’m so excited STOPPPPPP #I FEEL LIKE A BKDK SLEEPER AGENT THAT NEVER WENT TO SLEEP #ALWAYS LOCKED TF IN AND ON THAT BKDK GRIND YET THIS HAS ME DOING FLIPS #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #dekubaku #:’)#ktdk #mha season 7 #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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twinstxrs · 6 months

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idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.

#riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #these kids are all so self-sacrificing but i do think riz gorgug are the most clear (& juxtaposed) self-sacrificers #riz will mentally tear himself to pieces and get lost in cases and take on ungodly levels of stress for those he loves #gorgug will use himself as a human shield. he will take hit after hit if it means his friends are okay.#and they’d both do the other thing too. riz would let himself get hit for gorgug. gorgug would pull all nighters & take stress for riz.#even if mechanically they can’t or it wouldn’t make sense. they would if they could.#also #the starstruck barry mechanic of being a guard is so gorgug. it’s soooo gorgug like that’s literally him #anyways love this tall green guy & this short green guy so much #especially because gorgug is tall & considered intimidating but protective in a deeply kind way #while riz is short & underestimated but protective in a deeply vicious way (affectionate)#i hope this makes sense but i think riz is primarily ‘i would kill for you’ & gorgug is primarily ‘i would die for you’ maybe #this does not mean gorgug would not kill for riz or riz would not die for gorgug. they both would.#but those are the primary ways their love manifests due to the nature of their strengths/personalities. To Me #idk this is all just me saying stuff when i should be sleeping 😭#sorry if i missed a riz gorgug moment in the main post btw i’m tired

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tav-marcio-leles · 7 months

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Ohhh, I'm rereading Mystra's entry in the Sword Coast Adventurer's Guide... and this detail:

This means Gale was punished for trying to restore and preserve what he thought was a lost piece of Mystra's magic. Gale being Mystra's ex-lover put aside. He as her follower, she his goddess, was punished for attempting to do the one foundational rule of her faith.

I'm seething and so sad at the same time.

Edit: I used the word punish loosely, as in, toxic/abusive people will take any small mistake or action and twist it into something they can take advantage of. This post was also largely from the stand point of a toxic deity rather than a toxic partner, but both takes are valid here. Especially with the, “you didn’t stay compliant so now I’m giving you the silent treatment” part of it—from a god and a partner perspective.

#bg3 spoilers #rambles #bg3 #bg3 gale #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate gale #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #I understand different versions of Mystra exist #but the bg3 version of her makes me seethe #all the time #TAGS PAST HERE ARE UPDATES #this post was most about comments on the religious trauma aspect #character flaws make character great so I know Gale isn’t perfect #but yeah I do read Mystra as a groomer with the comments minsc gave #like I hate her as a person #her character contribution makes the story interesting but I just objectively can’t excuse anything she does #she makes me feel enraged because they literally had to hide weave gifted boys from her #hello??? I’m sorry but you can’t make me like her or excuse her treatment towards gale after that knowledge #sorry I’m getting heated but goodness I have to say it or it’s going to make me implode

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ariariari-freehounreal · 7 months

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She has extra PTSD from her time on the surface (other humans aren’t very nice anymore)

#portal #portal 2 #chell #glados #chelldos #ominous comfort #I’m sorry I promise I’m doing my best I just haven’t learned how to be human as you are yet #I still don’t know who you are #I only know that I’m still lonely #that morbid sort where even company can’t cure me #I’m not a good person I’m barely a person at all #will wood #them core

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death-himself · 5 months

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as someone who’s a very casual watcher viewer (i don’t think i’ve watched any videos in months) as well as being a media major, this situation is so fascinating to me

ghost files costing $50k per episode??? 25 employees??? what do you need a director for to make survival mode? it’s literally just a lets play

seeing people break down their expenses with flight costs, rooming, etc. is really interesting too, i need to ask my professor about this situation, it’s just so wild to me

#watcher #also a gaffer is credited in the survival mode description like???#i’m sorry but the lighting in that video could’ve been done by them that’s just #why do you a gaffer for a let’s play????#i’m crying just thinking about that #there’s multiple ppl in my media classes that have made whole ass short films and they did the gaffer stuff themselves #this is so fascinating to me it’s like a car crash i can’t look away

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keferon · 2 months

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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

#chapter 37 #of 120 or something #I must be like 90k words in haha #large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha #I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life #it’s just my preference #seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong #the concept itself drives me off #like. Strongly #But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy #it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess #it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed #So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol #just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable #also #the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out #it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic #it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s #the beginning got me struggling and skipping #but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule #oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously #your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone #huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate #he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery

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smlbirdds · 2 years

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Paper Rings ruined me in maybe the best way possible, I haven’t gotten these two out of my mind since reading.

art based on beautiful fic by @eeriebarbie <3

#can’t wait to see how it turns out oh gosh #I’m sorry I’m screaming your name on like 3 platforms at once rn I’m sorry #once I feel better I’m drawing breagan doing LI things because I said so #brett x Ralph’s Italian ice is real I know he order bubble gum flavor #my art #inside job #breagan #brett hand #reagan ridley

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puyoupuyou · 9 months

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year of the wyrm!!!!!

#the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk fanart #zelda totk #loz #totk #princess zelda #light dragon #zelda fanart #loz fanart #i can’t get this song out of my head somebody help #if this idea has been drawn already i’m sorry in advance i did not do my research 😭

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papertowness · 7 months

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i cannot stop thinking about when cameron told foreman she and chase had sex and foreman was like “ house would do wilson before you would do chase . “ and cameron was like “ no , you would do house and wilson before i would do chase “ girl what did you mean . what did you mean .

#townes watches house !#3 x 16 #‘ top secret ‘#she really said no house and wilson is too likely to happen i need to pick something i KNOW would never happen #incredibly rare cameron w #i can’t believe she’s a hilson shipper good for her #sorry i didn’t take screencaps and i’m too lazy to go back and do it #but i was like PAUSE .#house #house md #james wilson #gregory house #houseposting #hilson #lgbtq #lgbt

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birrdies · 26 days

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part 2 of my fake life smp/hc screencap series (-> last part)

#birdie draws #scene comes from session 7 of last life ^^#also sorry no I’m not drawing skizz with flaming red hair #I can’t bring myself to do it #ethoslab #etho #ethoslab art #minecraft #tango #skizzleman #skizz #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #last life #last life art #team best #mumbo

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chrissy-kaos · 15 days

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Hey need some help fixing my car! I don’t want to just ask for the money like many others do. I’m not about that. I’d rather work for it. So I’m selling a pic/vid set! My goal is to raise about $2k! I have about a month to do so!

20 pics and a vid for $30!

$50 or more will get a bonus vid 😜

$75 or more you get all pics/vids plus 2 months free to my onlyfans!

Cashapp- $ChrissyKaos

Venmo- @Chrissy_Kaos

If you don’t want content and still want to donate that would be awesome too!

Thank you for everyone that has helped out! I couldn’t do this without any of you!