#ice cream...

[ask-kazuichi-sodaaa]

Hey I'm at Dairy Queen do you want anything?

uhm.. Oreo ice cream.. if they got any.. mmmm- maybe bubblegum if there's no good flavors left-

[dailygasterdoodles]

gaster but he's a jerry :3

i'm feeling lazy so have a sketch. i didn't feel like drawing Jerry so he's a Ben and "Jerry's" ice cream

[3liza]

incredible to me that in the age of spending minimum $100 for groceries for one person every three weeks where i live, people are still online like "dairy is bad for you because it has a lot of calories". at this point im calculating calories per dollar at the grocery store and youre still stuck in "fat bad" mindset from 1980. you are an absurd person to me. laughable

[triski73]

Kiddos hear EVERYTHING

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Kid!Tim, called to the principles office. Waiting for an adult to come get him.

Dick, storming in: WHAT HAPPENED.

Principal: as you can see Timothy has engaged in-

Dick: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Now Timtam what’s wrong? Are you alright? Do you need a hug? It’s alright.

Tim, pulled the fire alarm because he wanted the last chocolate muffin in the cafeteria but they aren’t allowed seconds: I- I just though I saw a fire. I was trying *hiccup* I was trying to do the right thing. I’m so sorry.

Principal: Mr. Grayson. We have security footage that Timothy pulled the alarm completely purposefully-

Dick: Can’t you see he’s never done anything wrong in his life?

[theknucklehead]

I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbes, and one of my favorite running jokes was the snowmen that Calvin would build.

[stars-and-branches]

He's using the batarang as a spoon to eat ice cream

[just-a-joey]

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Thank you Gubby!

[rueghost]

oh.... thats gore of my ice cream ferret

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Co-founder of Ben and Jerry's got arrested at a Senate hearing for saying "Congress is killing kids in Gaza by buying bombs, and they're paying for it by kicking poor kids off medicaid in the US. They need to let food into Gaza." Which he continued to repeat throughout his arrest.

-fae

[morganbritton132]

Hopper is trying to enjoy his anniversary dinner with his wife at Enzo’s, in spite the fact that Diane is pissed at him and he doesn’t want to be there, when he suddenly hears, “Mr Hopper.”

Hopper does not roll his eyes when he looks away from his wife’s empty chair to six year old Steve Harrington next to him, “Yes?”

The kid is in a suit. Should Hopper have worn a suit?

“I’m okay, Mr Hopper.”

Well, that got Hopper’s attention. His eyes flicker from the kid to the table with his clearly whisper-arguing parents. Steve certainly looked okay so, “Good?”

“I’m gonna ask Mama if I can get ice cream,” Steve tells him. “If she says no, I’m going to cry real loud ‘til she gives up. I’m not really sad, Mr. Hopper. I’m just really good at crying. Please don’t arrest my dad. He didn’t hurt me.”

Hopper gives him a bewildered look so Steve compromises, “Okay, you can arrest my dad but after I get ice cream.”

Hopper barely manages not to smile at this ridiculous kid when he says, “Are you telling me about a premeditated tantrum?”

Steve thinks about it, “Yes.”

[edgarallen-foe]

karkat was right. i want something to eat.

[jojaxcola]

thanks for being a friend

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[pie-bean]

oh crap