#idk i just feel like the other names have pretty simple meanings and bases

[swimsauce]

Inscryption wordplay through names, and the mystery of P03's name

In Inscryption, the scrybes names are usually just nameified words to describe their area of expertise/what they are.

Grimora, wordplay on "grim", her field being death/mourning, + the "ora" to make it sound name-like. Maybe possibly a reference to grimm as in grimms fairytales? She does have an older theme/aesthetic with a quill for her main item, writing down the lives and tales of the dead.

Magnificus, play on "magnificent". Also alluding to magi/magic, maybe even the word magnus, all relating to the same root "magus" which means great and evolved to be used as a root word for magical words/terms.

Leshy is a bit different, as his name is literally just that of a forest creature in Russian/Slavic mythology. A leshy/i is a forest spirit/deity that lives and hunts forests. Apparently they also like the gamble and play cards too lol. There is also the noun "lesh", which means wool/hair (coming from the an old proto-albanian word for "foliage"), with a "y" added to nameify it. (a stretch I know but its neat)

P03 is the only one I don't know what his name is a play on. So I have a few of theories.

-It could be word jumble that vaguely relates to 3 letter computer/ tech related terms. Programs and parts with names like DOS, RAM,etc, or tech companies names like IBM or AOL. Even fictional computers like HAL follow this 3 letter naming convention, but none of these words relate too similarly to his name. The only possible 3 letter word that is similar is PSU (power supply unit), which could be in relation to his game mechanic, but it seems like a stretch.

- I also found for cars certain mechanical errors have similar name schemes. A P0300 error code means a misfiring cylinder, a P0030 means an oxygen sensor is malfunctioning. Maybe his name is an error code? We know that the old data seems to have corrupted the scribes, and P03 in some ways seems the worst off of the scrybes. He has locked his first personality away , as g0lly seems to be his original state , with his theme music reverting back to normal when he is playing as her. Even his appearance seems unkempt, with talk sprites body being dirty and scratched, and his screen is always twitching. So maybe his name is a mechanical error? However, if it is a mechanical in-world error, it doesn't really seem to effect him. He seems to have taken over the auto fill deck feature in ACTII (or maybe he is watching. Either way, he is monitoring this function) He can move to other scrybes islands and temporarily get rid of other scrybes when he wants (like with Magnificus). So it seems even all the way back in the "default" game of Act II he has a control over the game mechanics more than other scrybes. But if he does have more control over the game I don't understand why he would keep a mechanical error code for his name. It may also be a computer error code (like a 404) but those usually don't have letters in them. So dead end

- It does also look kind of like the name Poe but spelled in L33T (which is used in his cards), but the name doesn't seem to relate to him at all. The only thing I can think of is Edger Allen Poe, known for his dark and elaborate poetry. Ironic considering P03 is more concerned with game mechanics than story, to the point of annoyance. Maybe its an ironic jab, as it does seem through the Uberbots and his rant at the end of Act III that hints maybe deep down he wants to enjoy the stories he writes, but he's just to focused on the great transcendence to care. Anyways, probably not Poe then.

-The only possible lead may be a PoE, a "Power over Ethernet". It's an electrical connection which carries both internet and electrical power to a device. It relate to his awareness of the internet, as well as call to his motivation to escape to the online world.

Idk if I'm missing an obvious detail or if I'm overthinking this, but TLDR, in the base game P03's name does not fit with the other Scrybes in that it doesn't seem to allude to anything about his theme/personality. If anyone has some other ideas about this I'd love to know.

[iid-smile]

what they call you

gojo, geto, nanami, shoko, toji, shiu, ino

if they were dating you series.

gojo

baby, chimichanga, pookie

baby is simple, and he calls you that regularly. also uses it when he's whining and sulking, trying to persuade you do fo something or forgive him. if the two of you are just starting off in a relationship, then this is where he starts off.

i'm still on my gojo as deadpool saga </3 chimichanga would actually be cute though. chimi for short, ninja if he wants to tease you, 'chimi cha cha slide changa' if he's feeling silly, or some variation of that. at some point, he'd actually want to try chimichangas with you.

pookie seems so gojo... i can't even explain it. if he has instagram but keeps the identity of you private, your codename would be pookie.

geto

angel, beloved, lovely

angel because he would believe you're saving his life. or maybe it's the other way around idk... you'd be there to comfort him when times were extremely low, it's like you're a blessing to him.

to geto, you're definitely a number 1 priority, which applies to every category known to man. you're his beloved because he protects you and never wants you to get hurt.

lovely would sound so lovely from him </3 his voice is smooth, so every time it comes out of his mouth is just heaven.

bonus!!! even him just saying your name holds so much love and value, so sometimes it may even feel a little weird having him say a nickname instead.

nanami

darling, love, dear

the holy trinity of course. honey or sweetheart may or may not pop up here and there, but not as frequently. i can't even make them separate because they all have the same reasoning anyways. all of them just sound perfect. nicknames that show how precious you are to him >>> nicknames that highlight your beauty. i don't make the rules.

actually!!! nanami uses love when he's comforting you. subtle way to remind you that he does love you, no matter how you're feeling or what you think about yourself.

bonus!!! wife. just "my wife." husband nanami is so real for this. we all get it.

shoko

cherry/loosie, pretty, babe

cherry and loosie are cigarette references. it would sound so nice coming from her until you ask what it actually means or why she calls you that. they're usually said when you talk to her on her smoke breaks.

UGH i can just imagine pretty rolling off her tongue when she calls you before doing an operation. i think she'd call you pretty daily too, both noun and adjective, and especially over text.

i don't think she'd really use overly cute nicknames, so babe is just right. mostly used in casual conversation, or if any coworkers are around.

toji

girl/woman, mama, sweet/sugar

toji is a sassy man. if you just nagged or scolded him, would say "okay, girl?" with no regrets whatsoever. says it as if he's innocent too, doesn't even blink an eye, or even care when you (pretend to) get annoyed or offended.

no he doesn't want any(more) kids, but he does call you mama. kinda comes from the time when he would do sneaky links, but you don't need to know that. when you're doing domestic activities like cooking or doing chores, this one frequently slips out. it's on impulse and he can't help it.

not sweetheart, just sweet. if we're basing this off of post mamaguro toji, i think sweet would come from "bittersweet", because he'd probably feel that way after getting into another relationship. sugar just sounds right as well. get it? because it's sweet.

kong shiu

darling, princess, missy/mrs kong

he's a darling guy for sure. the right amount of formal, but he can make it sound like a tease when he wants to. mostly used when the two of you are at home.

shiu would make you his princess whether you like it or not. you're his passenger princess, so it's natural he just calls you princess on it's own. feel free to decorate the seat as well because he'd actually let you.

mmm... mrs kong. he'd start saying that a few months before he proposes to you, and you wouldn't pick up the hint at all. makes an emphasis on it when he says it as well, just because. when you guys knew each other only for a bit but nicknames seemed okay, missy was a top pick. imagine shiu's driving you somewhere and he does a lil glance and calls you missy while talking... mhm...

takuma ino

bubs, sunshine, queen

ino definitely calls you cute things, and this applies to all of the above. bubs, however, is on another level. when he gives you headpats (canon because i said so) he'd drop a compliment and call you bubs on top of that.

would say it when he wakes you up in the morning with a call or text. "good morning sunshine!" hello??? get me a man that would say that to me every morning WITHOUT FAIL (that's also canon because i said so) you'd be the light in his life and he won't let you forget that.

umm.. i have no solid explanation for this, but it feels right yk? ino would treat you like a queen honestly... in his eyes, you'd be at least ten levels above him and he means that.

bonus!!! he always uses loml over text. there's definitely multiple strings of you calling each other loml and seeing who can keep it up for longer in your messages.

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[luciawithoutj]

Hey hi hello!

I have some things to say about new merch and jo merch in general so this is gonna be a litrle longer post and actually I think I should cange my semiotics theme (which is already about jo) about how bad their merch design is.

First of all little disclaimer: this is all my humble opionion based on what I learned in my one year of being graphic design student and an artist and designer on the internet for last 4-5 years. Before going to uni I learned most of about art and graphic design stuff by reading books and watching tons of yt videos. Second of all this critic is just coming from place of love for this band because I see so mucb potential and they could do some amazing merch designs if they give it a chance and I am fully aware how expensive the touring is and why they had to cut the quality of merch products.

So far my favorite jo band merch designs are cds (that probably required some designer to make), condoms (because they are really funny, genius, nicely designed and unique merch that fit the vibe of the band and matches their songs as well) and the new tshirt from last merch drop (which design is made by one slovenian fanartist : link.

Main reason that made me want to speak up is seeing that this merch drop will only have 100 products (my friend said that could mean 20-ish shirts per size) which how big this fandom has gotten in last year is pretty really dam limited. For a limited product I am really disappointed and I hoped for more. For such a limited product that design is the most default design they could have gone for and I am so sorry for Damon because his work is goregous, amazing, breathtaking and I could talk about it for ages and how inspiring it is but this shirt design isn't serving.

If they wanted to do bare minimum of design with those 5 images here is some of my ideas (unfortunately I don't have time to visually show them to yall on a mock ups because of finals that I should be studying for instead of writing this so try to imagine what I am trying to say and demonstrate). First is just simple instead of white choose black shirt or even better a thisrt. If you want it to go a stepp further is using their name logo font (font name is Avaline btw if anyone wants to download and use it for their designs :))) and either put it how they did when they promoted the everybody's waiting or to write idk therapy sessions or anything related to the band or it can even be some inside joke.

Something like this would make design just a bit more intersting but still bare minimum but amazing for regular merch. If they want to go a step further but want to keep the long sleeves (this idea was suggested by few people I talked too) they could put pictures vertically on the sleeves. I would find it a bit cooler if it is on the right sleeve out-side and then they put their band logo (the heart one) on the left side of the shirt where people's hearts normally are.

After exams I would definitely like to try to make some designs and just limit myself with this 5 pictures and play with typography and photoshoop to make something interesting.

Another I want to mentioned is how in my humble opinion if you are gonna sell limited edition either make it really pretty or good quality or really cursed and funny with inside jokes.

I think people (and me first) would eat tshirts (but also other merch designs) with some cursed designs or just texts that say "sparklative" or "slay pose" or "I feel SloveNACE" (this 3 were suggested by amazing people in tumblr discord server) or even let Jan photoshoop their faces on most random picture. This 5 guys with their gen z humour could make and do some hilarious merch like how amazing idea the condoms are.

Last thing I want to say is how many amazingly talented fans are. I mean even Damon was so shocked and moved by amount of talent and art made in this community. Furthermore I know (some of them as online friends and mutuals, others as just artists from same fandom) who are also either graphic design students or they work in art/graphic design/entertainment fields and some of them (including myself) would be so happy to even make few merch designs or art for them for freee or for a ticket for their show. Personally I would die from happiness if I get a chance to work with my favorite band that inspires me so much everyday to the point people at my uni think I am from Slovenia and know slovenian because of how much I include them in my uni work and how much fanart and designs I made because of them in last 6 months.

I just think there is so much potential guys might not be aware of (Idk honestly because who knows what is going on backstage in their lives). But yeah they could have even asked Damon to help them with composition of the pictures on that shirt or even hire Racik to make some pretty art or any fanartist honestly. Here is just few links of my favorite fanartists who also do a lot of graphic design related stuff (and also some of them sell their products on their own websites/redbubble/etsy/inprint/etc) :

Tia <3

Roxanne

Vic

jo.kam_ (previously mentioned her design)

Lemon

yelecx

Racik (ofc)

There is probably more but my brain for hell of it won't remember any names so feel free to add in the comments or tags more artists <3

I could probably go more in depth and give more ideas how to improve merch designs the cheapest and best way as possible but still trying to keep the quality good as it needs to be. I know there is still gonna be people fighting for this shirts and people are still gonna buy their merch but just it hurts my art/designer soul seeing this bad designs when there is so much potential and they have amazing fans and amazing crew and they work with so many talnted people and they themselves are so talented and their music inspired so many and so much.

Thanks everyone for coming to my TedTalk. <3

Actually now I am thinking and from just talking about jo work from design and semiotics perspective for that semiotics seminar I could just focus on their merch design and go more in detail about it and if yall want when it is done and I translate it in english I could share it here for people who want to read about it. Let me know I guess.

Also if someone is interested my art and design insta is lucia.without.j and my redbubble is lucia-without-j and my dms are always open if someone wants to chat or complain about anything art, design, joker out or any other fandom I am in related.

P. S. I am so sorry for any spelling mistakes and if what I said doesn't make sense. English isn't my first language.

[niiine]

𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐒

Character(s): Scaramouche, Reader, Nahida, Traveler (Lumine)

Summary: As much as you trust your lover, you can’t help but to notice how heaven-sent Lumine’s beauty is.

Angst (?), Fluff (?) idk anymore

Soft! Scaramouche (Mochi), kinda OOC?

Reader referred as You/They/Them

Based on my dream last night. ughh I really can’t write fluff but I wanna do something abt my dream :// I juuust love the idea of him being so mean and bad to others and soft and fluffy when it comes to you. Also I wanna date irl scara, where can I find irl soft scara?

The walls of the Akademiya echoed as your feet paddled against the cold, hard floor, heading towards the Sanctuary of Surasthana where your beloved can be seen. Surely, you should be asleep at this time of the day, but what can you do? you can’t fall asleep without Scaramouche beside you.

It’s not much of a long journey before you reach your destination, eyes landing on the petite form of the Dendro Archon that is currently conversing with your lover and Lumine. You always find the archon cute and squishy, something that always petrified Scara because you cannot just hog an Archon (Name) or something like that. And Lumine, well, she’s hella pretty. Golden locks and orbs that holds the sun beneath—she’s practically glowing under the moonlight. And aside from her beauty, she certainly hold a ground against anything. Then there’s you, the smart, average you who—

Your train of thought halted when Scaramouche noticed your figure, concern laced at his voice when he calls your name. “Why are you out this late?” he waived at you to come closer, body moving to face your coming form. 

“Can’t sleep. I came to pick you up.“ Lumine smiled at you and Nahida giggled at your words—archons, she really is cute. “Apologies, my dear (name), I just need to discuss something with the wanderer“ she offered you a small smile in which you returned with a bow of your head “There’s nothing to apologize Lord Kusanali“

“(Name)“ The man called you out again, and you turned your gaze sweetly towards him. The simple action made his chest feel tight, cheeks red, and stomach rumbling with butterflies.

“Didn’t I tell you that it’s dangerous to go out alone at night?“ His tender voice reached your ears, and you wonder, is this how the traveler hear him, too? your stomach drops a little, what if he sees Lumine the way you do? Of course, of course he does... “(Name)...(name) are you alright?” the man tap your shoulder, bringing you back to earth in the process.

“Yes, yes, just a bit tired, I think“ a shy laugh escaped your lips, and it earned a soft sigh from Scara, fingers interlacing with yours as he turned towards the other two in the room, the affection vanishes the moment his eyes left yours, “I’ll get back here first thing tomorrow to discuss where we’ve left off, I can’t keep this lady up all night.“

Lumine and Nahida nodded, offering you a small wave of goodbye as Scara lead you out of the room. Stealing one final glance at the blonde-haired girl, you just can’t help but think that maybe your lover wanted you home because he didn’t want you to see how close the two of them.

“Alright doll, come here“ You glanced up the dark headed man and saw him unleashed his elemental skill, offering to carry you home. “Can’t afford you complaining about the long walk“ he added, teasing you, eyes looking at you fondly. You straddled closer and climb up onto his arms quietly without retort, face buried in his neck as he secures your back and knees.

Your unusual silence told the lad that there’s something off. That you’re thinking something but scared of telling him, and he didn’t want that. He wants you to tell him everything and anything that bothers you because he believes that it’s his job to keep you safe— both physically, and emotionally. 

Lost in his thoughts, he almost fall when you gave him a small peck on his cheeks. If you’re mind isn’t wandering in the dark right now, you might have noticed how warm his skin has become, or the fiery red colors on his cheeks and the tip of his ears. “What’s the problem?” is all he could muster. Scared that his voice might give away how love struck he is when it comes to you.

You whispered an almost inaudible nothing and he nuzzles the top of your head, determined to get it out of you once you’ve landed.

Not soon after, you reached your shared home. Scara following from your behind, scrutinizing your every actions. Silence impregnates the surroundings until he speaks again, digits reaching out to cage your waist from your back.

“Love, tell me what’s wrong” It’s not a question, he’s not asking you anything. Scaramouche demands words from you, and you know better than not to give the man what he wants from you.

“I-I…Do you like the traveler?” your question earned a confused, and somewhat irritated look from your lovers face. Wanting to make sure you didn’t hurt your head; he scuffled your hair a bit and playfully check for damage before turning you around to face him. “Aight, there’s no sign of injury or something. Probably just the stupidity talking” He looked at you with a deadpan expression, rolling his eyes.

“I’m a Scholar in the Akademiya. I’m not stupid” you retort, and your lover let out a gentle laugh— something only you’re aloud to hear. “Then don’t say stupid things.” Engulfing your whole body with his once again.

“But she’s pretty, and she’s strong. She’s so capable more than I am”

He pressed his forehead unto yours, roses coloring your cheeks as heat crept up to your face, what am I saying? You thought.

“(name) I’m pretty sure you know this but let me tell you again, I have no interest in worms. She’s not even as good looking as you are.” he said, thumbs moving across your cheeks dearly. His usual tough, mean act dissolves at your presence. Well come on, he can’t afford you being scared of him or his touch— he’d literally rather die.

“’m sorry, I just… can’t help it” he rolled his eyes jokingly, before burying his face unto you neck and peppered it with butterfly kisses.

“The audacity of you to think such thing when all I do is shower you with attention” he started, breath sending shivers down your spine and guilt eating your heart. “I wonder what I should do to make sure this won’t happen again” the lad finished his sentence while nibbling on you bare skin, fingers trailing down somewhere only you know where.

[serene-sun]

A great teacher

CW: virginity loss, period sex, reader is sex slave kinda, degrading, uhhh idk really lmao

Pairing: omega, ifrit, phantom x fem reader

AUTHOR NOTE: I hope this is cringe, and you know what? I hope you get horney and laugh at me

When a new ghoul is summoned, it’s traditional for them to be introduced to the wonderful world of sex by the ‘elder’ ghouls. And today, is just phantoms lucky day, the best teacher in the minister is open for lessons.

It all starts a week after the summoning, give the ghoul a few days to adjust and learn names.

A simple poster is printed and stapled to the community bulletin board, and a phone number.

“HELP WANTED”

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Phantom was dragged to the ghoul den by omega, he had an evil look on his face.

“Come on, ready for your initiation?” He spooks him, the smaller new ghoul a little worried as they push open the door.

Inside, all of the lights are off, and only the lightning and omega covered the windows off the mountain top as candles lit the warm room.

On the large leather couch, infront of the fire place, the fire ghoul sits nude.

“When and if you want to stop, say jellyfish.” Omega whispered into his ear as he grabbed phantoms behind, earning a squeel as he fell onto the couch with ifrit.

“W-what is this?” He asked a little frightened, were they going to kill him?? Eat him?? He had read ghouls can do canabalistic things???

“Your so very fragile, not yet broken by the worlds cruelty.” Ifirt bit as he held the ghouls chin, “if you want to survive than you have to have a weapon, and that weapon is sex.” He smirked as he slid a thumb across the quint ghouls soft lips.

Omega walked behind the couch, he then disappeared into the darkness of the room and returned with a sister of sin in fuzzy handcuffs and a satin gag.

Phantom started to drool at the way he was being treated, he felt his dick get stiff.

It hasn’t even clicked for him that ifrit was naked, “w-what is that?”

“Aw…puppy.” Ifrit mocks him, he grabs his cock and starts stroking it. “Just let that pretty small brain of yours figure it out.”

Phantom whines, he eagerly takes his own clothes off as the sister of sin is pushed onto the couch in ifrits lap.

Ifirt spreads her thighs, and stroked her slick folds, “this is her cunt, go ahead and smell it, she’s nice and fresh.” He said, a little bit of blood dripped from her folds and onto the fire ghouls thigh as he spreads her with his two fingers.

Phantom gasps, “I-is she injured?”

Omega laughes, “no, she’s on her period, which means she’s nice and tasty.”

“Go ahead, taste her, this cherry is the best part.” Ifirt said, tapping her clit and making her squirm.

Phantom gulps, he had never touched a woman in this way before. He licks up her folds slowly. He was taken back for a moment as the flavor of blood and arousal sat on his tastebuds. He sucked on her clit, nibbling softly as he felt his hard tip be brushed against ifrits boot that was left on.

Omega moaned, “yeah just like that, lick her nice and clean.”

Phantom swirled his tongue around her clit, and cupped it to hold the pink mixture slowly dripping out of her red clenching hole.

The woman whimpers, thighs wanting to squeeze together but stopped by strong hands. Her muffled breath drips softly from the black silk.

“Now watch, this is what you do.” Ifirt says, flicking his forehead away from her cunt. his chin and nose looking ridiculous like a pig was starved and given a strawberry pie after.

“Get your cock, and put it in her.” Ifrit demanded, grabbing phantoms base and jerking him forward as he let out a sob from the feeling.

Phantom did as told, he put his knees on the sides of her as she was moved to the other side of the couch. The leather squeaked as hot sweaty skin started slapping.

“Ah fuck!” He moaned,

“Go ahead, put your hands around her throat, do what feels good.” Ifrit directed in a soft growl

This…was gonna be a long long..LONG night

[the-heart-of-a-monster]

HOPPING ON HERE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER SUPER LONG THEORY POST BOYSSSSS

Hello THOAM people! How are you all doing today? Good? Great? Did you just have one of the best days in your entire life and you are certain that nothing could possibly ruin it for you now??

WELL YOU ARE WRONG. /j I AM HERE TO RUIN IT ALL.

that is very much a joke I’m sorry I’m very high on adrenaline right now becAUSE THE NEW COVERS FOR ISSUE 9 JUST DROPPED AS I’M WRITING THIS OUT AND I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT AND I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS. So why don’t I just cut the dilly-dallying and get right on with it?

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So, first thing I wanna mention is Sonic’s current state and his relationship status. (You may take that as out of context as you want lol) Sonic is currently in an internal state of panic mixed in with exhaustion. MAJOR exhaustion! Bro had to rush to Omega’s aid right after fighting Shadow in a cave full of ice. If that’s not draining as heck then I have no idea what isn’t. And on top of all that, he not only almost killed Omega, but he also knows now that his friends have known what was going on with him for a while! Probably ever since the scene where him, Tails, and Knuckles went out for breakfast and he passed out at the table. (I can’t remember which issue that was atm. I think issue 3…?) In short, Sonic is experiencing a whole rollercoaster of emotions right now, and he isn’t even awake yet! As soon as he wakes up I theorize he’s gonna be asking everyone a lot of questions, and will then ask for elaborations on top of all the answers he receives! I also don’t think he will be as trusting of others anymore, since his friends all knew of his biggest kept secret for a long while now and nobody said or did anything about it!

Now combine that with the guilt he must feel for Omega… The last thing Sonic witnessed before passing out was him going on a rampage and almost killing the robot. He must not feel great about that…! 🫢 And his relationship with Team Dark will be relatively strained as well. I mean, aside from Rouge probably. She loves Omega, but knows the context behind the situation and doesn’t blame Sonic much for what happened, so I think she won’t change much around the Blue Blur. Though his relationship with Shadow was already strained before all that, so… Yeah.

ALRIGHT TIME TO TALK ABOUT CHIP WOOHOOOOOOOO

We all know now that Chip has finally experienced what I’m calling, “✨God Puberty✨”

(Imagine there are pretty pink sparkles floating around the name. Kinda like the classic “You’re watching Disney Channel” thing)

This ✨God Puberty✨ has essentially opened Chip’s eyes, and changes the game completely! Now we not only have a god on our side but also a god who has context! I believe Chip will try and guide Dark Gaia back to its sleeping state to restore balance like they usually do, as explained in the comic, but the attempt will backfire seeing as Dark Gaia was awoken prematurely by Dr. Eggman. (More on him in a second) Chip will keep trying, because they’re a big floofy funny god that just wants food and just went through ✨God Puberty✨ so they’ll naturally wanna keep this going at a peaceful rate. Because despite all of his power, Chip is still Chip. Just a smol bitty guy who wants ice cream. With the addition of being a god. Sonic will then of course have to step in, leading to him getting his Gaia energy taken away and him being free of this curse, and then the events of the game finale play out as normal. Probably. It’s getting late now and I’m getting tired so my brain energy is wavering so idk exactly if that’s what will happen but it’s some food for thought I suppose.

NOW WE CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT EGGMAN OH MY GOSH YES LET’S TALK ABOUT THE PATHETIC EGG-SHAPED SCIENTIST THAT WE CALL A MAN MADE OUT OF EGGS

To keep this short and simple, I’ll discuss Eggman within the context we have based solely on the new covers alone. Meaning the only speculation I’ll be doing is based off of those and the last few times we’ve seen the guy in the comic. Which actually was… A long time ago, actually. If I’m remembering correctly, that is. I could be wrong. ANYWHIZZLE LEMME STOP JABBERING AND LET’S GET ON WITH THE THEORIZING-

So the first cover shows a new, most likely final form of Sonic’s, encasing Eggman in a cracked eggshell while using his claws. Or more specifically, there is Eggman, acting as an egg yolk, sitting in a puddle of egg whites with the shell on each side of him, while Sonic’s Gaia claws slowly close in on him in the back. Sonic is staring at him menacingly, his anger and frustration reaching a boiling point due to all the stress he’s most likely experiencing combined with the Dark Gaia energy within him. This cover makes me assume that this issue is gonna act as the final battle against Eggman, a final “Screw you!” To the fat man in red. Obviously, Eggy ain’t going down without a fight, as shown in the next cover, but we’ll get to that in a minute.

The first cover suggests that Eggman is gonna be the main role of the issue, and that he’s gonna get his ass kicked. Sonic is gonna confront him, fully transform into his final Werehog form due to anger and stress, and we’ll then move onto the next issue probably. Again, I’m getting tired so this theory is getting pretty sloppy.

Now onto cover numero dos! I love this cover honestly, and it’s literally only because Knuckles and Tails are seen defending a transforming Sonic from Eggman. They are literally using themselves as like. A meat shield. Normally I’d be like “Oh no what happened????” But right now all I can think is “Omg ✨Brothers✨ 🤩”

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AGAIN IM GETTING VERY TIRED NOW SO I WILL UNFORTUNATELY END THIS HERE AND WILL NOW GO BRUSH MY TEETH BUT HOPEFULLY I WILL REMEMBER TO COME BACK AND ELABORATE TOMORROW IF I HAVE THE TIME. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING, IT MEANS A TON THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME OUT OF THE DAY TO DO THAT.

oki ima go sleeb now thank you bai

The art for the covers was great btw I just wanted to let you know it’s absolutely wonderful I could look at it all day

you're gonna love what's gonna happent his issue, i can tell!!!!!!

only um. i think you were wayyy too tired so you confused sonic with metal sonic. either that ur ur just very polite to metals insistance that he is the real sonic.

[nixnephili]

For the Fyodor raised Atsushi AU I feel like Fyodor would call Atsushi брат (brat) which means brother in Russian but would sound like Fyodor is insulting Atsushi to others. I believe Atsushi is would know at least a little Russian. This would also cater towards Fyodor making sure he’s that one pillar of comfort for Atsushi in being an older brother figure.

Now for what Atsushi would call Fyodor… I have a few thoughts. Since Atsushi was taken in at a pretty young age I think he would call Fyodor “Fyo” (pronounced Fee) because he gave up calling him by his last name. I also think that Fyodor let Atsushi drop honorifics just to gain his trust. Fyodor wouldn’t care what Atsushi calls him just as long as he’s with him not against him. Or just call Fyodor せんせい (Sensei) because he’s his teacher…idk

(I also was kinda thinking that when they first encountered each other that Atsushi as a kid would call Fyodor うさぎ (Usagi) because of Fyodor’s ушанка (Ushanka) hat. They kind of remind me of rabbit or bunny ears when the ear flaps are down. So as a younger kid he might associate it with a fluffy and sweet animal…after all the trauma he went through…haha 😞)

Anyways, thank you for reading my rant! Hope it’s legible!! Have a great day/night if you see this! :D

From the "Fyo!Atsushi" A.U.:

-by Nix, apparently

What would Fyodor and Atsushi call each other?

-Starting off with Fyodor. I think he'd call Atsushi a number of things- and these things will change based on how their relationship evolves over time. In the beggining when Atsushi had just arrived to his base in Russia- I believe he would adopt just Atsushi's name at first, as it would be a cold unfamiliarity between them. Fyodor would want little to do with Atsushi when it came to anything but his plans, however the issue regarding Beast's outbursts needed to be addressed. That he couldn't avoid.

From there on out he would keep a close eye on Atsushi- and such the name derived itself into a dismissive "Boy". Further into Fyodor's accidental attachment to Atsushi he would begin using Russian to cook up nicknames and diminutives: something along the lines of- тигренок(tigrenok=tiger-cub) / луна (Luna= moon) / крыса (krysa= rat)

Stuff like that maybe- he would expect Atsushi to figure them out and maybe he'd make a game out of it. Calling the boy something new every once in a while and expecting him to figure it out and return back with an answer.

At first Fyodor would do this to give Atsushi something to occupy his time with- but the more exited the boy got- the more he got under Fyodor's icy defenses..

Ultimately maybe he'd settle on "Atsu" as a proper name?

What do you think guys

-Now, Atsushi:

-Here it's fairly more simple- Atsushi would approach with formal titles such as : Fyodor-sama, Dos-sama- perhaps after some development going easier on the honorary titles : "Dos-san" being commonly used imo.

-I think there perhaps will be a time- a time of great weakness and vulnerability between Fyodor and Atsushi, perhaps after a mission gone bad where Nikolai had to portal the weretiger out of death's hands- I think in confidence, alone, while the boy recovers, Fyodor would open up the existence of the diminutive term "Fedya" to his own name in a subtle, encrypted way. And would instruct Atsushi that it is to be used only in confidence and not amongst anyone else. Of course, Atsushi still slaps a "-sama" at the end of it- "Fedya-sama/ Fedya-san." But I think this is made a possibility only after some heavy character development-

Anyway these are all possibilities- what do you think?

-Nix🌙

[sayakxmi]

[Magi rewatch] Episode 10: His Name Is Judar [Part 1]

UGO-KUN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

>:O

Markkio's voice sounds so creepy. Good fit.

I like to think myself a creative person, but then something very simple will turn out to be beyond me. I usually use "Idiot King" cuz how else do you translate it? Well, "His Stupidity" for one. Not a bad choice at all.

This bitch has no reason looking this pretty.

"Yo, I'm here."

D:<

Also, I love how they all got so dumbfounded by Judar's appearance that they forgot to resist (Alibaba) or stop him from resisting (the guards). It was like, wait a second, we were doing something here, weren't we?

Ahbmad, you dumb bitch.

RIP

I SWEAR the Moon is always full

Despair

Small thing, but the fact that Alibaba still refers to Ahbmad as his older brother.

Aladdin, you are a blessing when you aren't awful to women.

Mood

Ok, that's different. Here Ja'far say that Sin will announce the results, while in the manga it was "Sin said we will announce the results"

On a different note, I haven't noticed Masrur previously, but it looks kinda funny. Man, how tall is that guy. Or maybe how small are these doors?

Ok but

Listen-

(I couldn't find a better pic, I'd have had to rewatch the movie)

Ok, jokes aside, here it's definitely Sinbad speaking. In the manga, again, it's hard to say who it is, though I've wanted to assume this part about the negotiations falling is said by Alibaba. But I don't know. I'd have probably needed to, idk, know Japanese & read in the og language to see if there are some differences in the way they talk (cuz I assume there are), but based on a translation it's a little harder to say.

Ok, again, WHY are they changing the dialogue so much? Here Sinbad is like "the negotiations have failed, which is why we gotta fight the military now" like, bro. First of all, that makes his entire "I make a point not to get involved in other countries interanal affairs" even more of a joke than it already was, and second, he's literally instigating the goddamn rebellion here. The show, ironically, portrays him to act the exact smae way goddamn Al-Thamen does, only he's "on the right side". Sure, it's kinda fun, given what happens later, but this sort of behavior should've raised red flags since the day one?? Hell, if not Alibaba, then ALADDIN should've been able to tell, given he could see the resemblance between what Balbadd & the Kouga Clan are going through. Ugh

"Up until now you could've only fight them as a band of thieves, but now you can't fight them like equals."

I really, really don't like these changes.

In the manga it's Aladdin and Alibaba who comment that Sinbad is amazing & yeah, that's a king for you. Here it's some random citizens.

Also, Alibaba looks so sad in the anime? In the manga he clearly admires Sinbad. There might be some sadness there, too, but not on the same level?

Then again, here these ppl are also saying how he looks like a real leader, so I guess it could make him feel a bit bad, lol

Hm, I wonder what does that mean

T H E M O ON I S A L W A Y S F U L L

Also, Judar's here

He does look good in here, ngl

The anime just never manages to catch the unhingedness of some of these moments smh He doesn't look like a madman, he just looks like a regular weirdo who thinks war is neat.

But damn if his VA isn't awesome

I wanted to focus on this moment, then I noticed Alibaba dissociating

Ja'far on the left 100% ready to cut the bitch, I tell you. It's that empty stare

Not suspicious at all

[ultyso]

So my friend let us come over to try the XVI demo on their PS5.

Overall I’d give it a 6/10. Not something I’d immediately rush to buy a PS5 for. But if I did own a PS5 already, I wouldn’t object to buying the game.

Here’s my thoughts included below. Forewarning this point forwards is spoiler territory:

So played the demo and there are some things I liked and some things that’d prob be better the more I’d get to play. But from just the Demo, it just didn’t really hype me up as much as it did for others. I’m not really into medieval type games, which prob is a major factor. But, I didn’t want this to deter me so tried to give this a fighting chance by going in with an open mind.

For those who may not know, I’ve played many FF. Not every single one out there but to give some info on what I have if it means anything for you: VI, VII series, VIII, IX, X series, XII partly, XIII series, XIV slightly, XV

The first Eikon fight, reminded me of Panzer Dragoon so thought that was kind of neat. Starting the game off with fighting Ifrit just had me thinking of how XV had started with an Ifrit as well. I figured after this fight it would move back to the past afterword, but it didn’t do it as quickly. I did like the whole fight, found it interesting. ^^

The UI is nice and simple. I like how it’s all formatted, easy to pick up and learn. Nothing cluttered.

For gameplay, this is probably the strongest point it has. It feels like an enhanced gameplay of XV, making it much better. I like all the different skills you can acquire (based on what I saw for the Eikon challenge mode I played after.) I honestly like the most how the dodging is in the game. It’s such a simple thing, but idk it just moved so smoothly, I liked it.

Not having to hit any buttons to pick up items was probably the best thing to! Biggest grievance with XV with the pick up/interact and jump being same button was so annoying.

I know everyone said it was super lax but the scene with Bernadictka and Titan dude still made me uncomfortable as hell 😂

I do find the ‘oh we must go and do this important task but first do this random side quest’ so you can learn further fight mechanics, felt a bit wonky and could have flown more seamlessly a different way. Just kinda took me out. I liked Wade he amused me. The marlboro fight was interesting, fairly simple, I liked how they did the QTE events but I felt it dragged on longer than needed to be, like health a little too high. So sometimes the fighting got boring.

I wish the environments were less dull looking. Everything is so grey. I hope this is not so much the further in you go. The only times it looked visually very pretty were the Eikon fights.

As for the characters, I’m not really feeling anyone. honestly a lot just def give generic NPC vibes. None really made me care about them a whole lot. Except Torgal. I loved the furry baby. Clive not really anything omg about him. He’s typical duty bound character. He’s just ok. The dad tho lookin nice 👀👀 well till they killed him off right in front of poor Joshua, poor kid gonna have major trauma. I was sad they killed him off already. This whole scene just like XV. betrayal and killing the dad part. Uhm the wife is an asshole, scumbag I forget her name. Joshua is alright. He’s just trying his best. His voices sounds weird to me sometimes when it gets all cracky, but I can tolerate it. This other dude I forget the name of just looks like Clive with a slight different hair cut. Also wtf my sis wasn’t kidding with her issues with there being no diversity to the designs. Everyone looking like generic white dudes lmao.

The map looks so much like how Stranger of Paradise is. Which made me a little eh. Hope we’ll be able to manually travel more than what was given.

Poor Joshua for getting all beat up by Ifrit like that was so not okay 😤 Poor kid. If anything with Joshua, I just feel bad for the mess this kid has had to go through already.

When I got to the thanks for playing, I was all ‘that’s it?’ So it was engaging enough I wanted to continue playing despite some of the issues I had. Hoping that a lot of what I was meh of will be improved upon later as you’ll get to know characters more and move to new places.

Uhm those were main things I remember. So some good and bad but a lot of things left me lackluster. It is pretty much what I expected I’d feel based on my thoughts from the trailers, they didn’t change much. My main thought was that like Stranger of Paradise, the gameplay would be more engaging than story, which it is too for XVI for me. I personally wouldn’t call this game the pinnacle of Final Fantasy. It doesn’t scream the best of the best, at least just from demo standpoint. Thoughts could change the more that is played beyond.

I’m not super hooked. If I had a PS5 I’d buy the game. It’s not a game that I’d be all “I need to buy a PS5 stat” I can wait it out. It’s overall just an OK game. Of course, these are just my opinions. Everyone else is clearly ok to like it lmao.

[finsterhund]

Thank goodness for Sly. Love my Special Sly.

Idk just this guy is such a huge comfort to me right now. I want to feel bad about hugging a stuffed animal goodnight every time I go to bed who had a 1998 retail price of 300 USD but he's just such an incredible toy.

I know he was made to be loved. That's important.

Still world building for a story inspired by him. I kinda want to come up with a new name for him for the story so I'm not just stealing the character made for the toy. But idk. Sly is just a perfect name for a conniving vicious-servant-esque slithering under the bed monster.

For my story I'm making enough design changes I think to be its own thing also. But man is his design super comfy to me.

I wish I could see a giant version of him. I've already been thinking a lot about making my own quilts. Quilted under bed monster. 🥹 Like the only thing that'd make him a better cuddler was that he was bigger. We're talking Lifesize/sleepingbag sized. Lol imagine one so big you can actually fit inside his pajamas bag tummy.

Idk so positives are Sly. I love my Special Sly. Still been unable to write or draw but with the world based on him world building documents come easily.

I wish I could do art fight. I want to get art I want to draw for friends. But grief and pain is just too much. I'm getting familial trauma and childhood pain dragged up a lot in my brain. I guess that's to be expected when I'm struggling with similar pains. I just wish I could have a relationship with my grandparents without all the baggage. Part of me fears what if they weren't good people like I remember. Because I was so small. Because there's people still around who aren't good people. But I know they were good. I can feel it. Idk. I wish I could start again have a new life be born to new parents and have a childhood that wasn't torn asunder by grief and abuse and trauma, you know? Imagine how I'd grown up if so. I'd actually have grown up for one thing. Not stuck in trauma child limbo.

Idk. Just hugging my Special Sly. Thank you Fishy for helping me get my hands on him.

Apologies as part of this Tumblr ate my gotdang post so I tried to the best of my ability to replace what was lost but it's not going to feel as complete as it should be.

I have been thinking about how wanting to create comes easily with Sly because my world for him to inhabit is simple and childish and a sort of dreamland esque thing. My magnum opus I've been working on since I was little is a gargantuan undertaking tied to my childhood and trauma and it's just so daunting to touch it. And I both want to change it and don't want to change it. It's literally grown up with me and it's become so much an untouchable thing. But with Sly I can go "hehe ho childlore HoDcore under the bed monster dimension go brrrrrrrrr"

My main fictional universe is very much if you didn't already know the result of the mythology esque "constellation creatures high fantasy" world of my earlier years mashed together with the "sci-fi post apocalyptic mutant and/or bionic dogs on what is almost certainly some form of Earth" world of my elementary school years that over the course of time I've been functionally merging the two at times conflicting concepts. And it very much is something I feel I still struggle with the balance of. Sometimes I feel it's way more obvious than others.

I've just put so much into this world that if I go in to change literally anything there's a domino/ripple/butterfly effect that happens where I've gotta extensively go and ensure there's consistency and that "nothing breaks" the established worldbuilding and planned plotlines and such in doing so. Which is pretty fucking exhausting.

But I mean that's what happens when there's over a decade of a child retreating into this fantasy world. A lot of time has passed, a lot of areas for growth and change. In real life I am stunted and didn't grow, but my world sure as hell did. Tired (and weak)

Idk if I'll ever be able to even publish book 1 (pretty much done in draft form except for when I feel compelled to overhaul shit) or book 2 (predominantly done but less than 1 and I have the same problem where I keep wanting to add and change) and I don't want to end up being a George Lucas about it and then not commit to it once I do publish and insist on changing and republishing ad nauseam forever. I'm gonna die before my life's work ever amounts to anything 😔

If you reduce it to the bare bones what has been set in stone is essentially Heart of Darkness but the boy and his dog are natives of the alien planet in question and it's at the point in history where the dark force is attempting to achieve purchase within the world rather than it already having largely taken over and deposed any and all opposition. But of course I have an unkillable Tolkien approach to the whole thing and I just have to have that encyclopedic brand of autism where I have to ensure consistency with everything from the way the world is designed to the way the damn physics works in relation to how physics works in the real universe. I was talking about this to some friends on discord and I joked about how this neuroses of mine could outcompete the entirety of Wookiepedia. Which is not exactly a healthy thing considering that Star Wars EU was the product of many people and Wookiepedia itself is the product of many people. And I'm just one immensely fucked up little boy with a special brain.

Creators, I want you to take your biggest longest worked on specialest project and I want you to seriously narrow down just how big of a world you've made for it. Is it a town? Is it a kingdom? Is it a continent? Is it a planet? Is it a galaxy? Or are you like fucking me and you've got in some capacity at least four goddamn star systems and while you do only largely focus on the one planet you feel compulsively the need to develop it as much as fucking possible and also to worldbuild stuff that you may never even get to in a similar degree with every other fucking planet? Bruh I've got a whole fucking potential universe to work with and my brain absolutely won't let me forget it even though a human brain really isn't equipped to process an entire universe. And I post none of this online because I've had people steal my shit literally since the third grade (Fuck you Jarod) and also where the fuck do I start with the posting? And once I post things god forbid I retcon it because not only do I need to alter things internally but publicly now too.

Yes, the only things I ever share at a bare minimum must be stuff I know isn't going to fucking change six thousand times over the course of the month. The only things I let other people see are the stuff where changing it would be sacrilege. Like Red Spot is always going to be a red eyed doberman with cropped ears and a docked tail and wings and a star collar. Orion is always going to be a little blue-tinted albino emperor penguin boy. And for 99% of people who know anything about my shit that's pretty much all they know, all they're ever going to know, and all I'm ever going to tell them. Because that at this point would never change. (If you knew me in school you may be aware that Red Spot has flip-flopped to some extent in turbulent mistake-ridden points of my life but shut up no he didn't. Forget that. What do you mean he had red-toned constellation coloration at one point rather than the black and rust typical doberman coloration??? Shut the fuck up I am gaslighting you. Forget. Forget. Forget. Forget.) (Also an aside but the whole finsterhund lichthund wing morphology thing only initially was a thing I decided needed to exist because of how the type of wings Red Spot had was inconsistent. I built an entire fuckton of shit that has significant thematic impact and worldbuilding lore and societal connotations and etc. etc. because little baby Andy couldn't decide between dragon or eagle wings. Just to give a small example of why this monster has taken years and years and years and it is STILL FUCKING IN DEVELOPMENT HELL CHRIST MAN WTF SOMEBODY HELP ME)

So I've burned out almost completely with my beloved world. It sucks. I don't even know how to proceed from here. An obvious answer is just to strip away everything save for the bare minimum and start over. But I don't want to abandon my fucking child. And I know I'm just likely to do it all over again even if I managed to commit. Which I wouldn't in the first place. Friends tell me "oh just focus on books 1 and 2 and work with anything else later" but you don't understand I need to make sure that I never contradict myself ever and that even the tiniest thing within books 1 and 2 remain canon compliant permanently and inscrutably. God.

I do not have this problem with my Heart of Darkness headcanons. I feel more restricted with HoD. More restrained. Because I am violently picky about something potentially being an aberration or inconsistency or ruining the canon. I can't just harass Eric or Fred every hour of the day about shit I can't infer from what's present in the game itself so I am on a leash. Which in and of itself is stressful because I do wish there was encyclopedic levels of autistic worldbuilding that was canon that I knew for a fact was what Eric and Fred and Christian intended.

How do I let loose and have fun? Well the answer it turns out is Underbed.

My whole concept of Underbed is that it's some sort of backrooms esque nightmare realm where monsters from under the bed, in the closet, etc. live. And akin to the whole backrooms concept it's not like it's a planet or universe all its own. It's like a parasitic pocket dimension to Earth. Which Earth? It doesn't matter. It's implied to be powered by childlore and childhood dreams, imagination, fear, etc. So it can bend and stretch and fluctuate and I don't have to worry about how quilted patchwork creatures are "alive" or how things can travel between the two spaces or anything. And I haven't yet felt the compulsion to over explain and set compliancy rules in regards to lore, physics, etc.

Of course I do want to do crossover stuff with HoD, but not seeing Underbed as its own distinct planet like where the Darkland is does make this easier. I only have to worry about one of the locations having its "black hole at the heart of the planet how does this dictate how things work there" lore. Underbed gets to be "idk magic quilt lol" about the whole thing. The most I've gone into more realistic concepts is that perhaps it's implied the childhood creatures may have once been flesh and blood but were cursed somehow. Maybe.

I think that acknowledging how creating to me is a tiresome burden because of the state of my brain is a good first step but I don't know where exactly to go from here. I do wish I could just not give a shit but unfortunately my entire childhood has drilled into me that there are consequences for not covering your bases at all times.

I ended up contacting the surviving daughter of the designer of the original Sly, who is also the person who wrote the little beanie babies esque story on the tags to see about officially getting her blessing to make my own story based off of my Special Sly but I'm currently waiting on a response.

I do think that what I want to make is its own distinct thing to the point that I surely have every right to do it. I mean he's not even going to fully look like the original toy design and people make stories based on their childhood toys all the time but I'm so self-conscious and paranoid about the whole thing.

[bioluminescentfrog]

Don’t know if you’re Spanish but the food here is amazing! Tortilla de patatas? Croquetas? Paella? Los ibéricos? El marisco? Gazpacho? Salmorejo? Comida mediterránea? Migas? Cachopo? Patatas con alioli? Patatas bravas? Pescaito frito? Cocido? Mojo picón? Calamares? Pisto? Bacalao a la dorada? Huevos rotos? Torrijas? Roscón de reyes? Pan tumaca (con jamón)? Churros? Maybe you haven’t tried most of this, but our cuisine is great!

Heya Anon! Yeah, I've had most of that stuff, I've lived in Spain for a several years and been all over the country, having most dishes from their place of origin :]

For the purpose of the conversation I'm assuming you're Spanish. And hey, if you like Spanish food, there's nothing wrong with that! It's just not my cup of tea <3 (and feel free not to read this if you don't feel like it!)

(putting everything under the cut for people who don't care)

So. Spanish food! It's decent at best. Not bad, but also not the best cuisine I've seen. I wouldn't put it top 3.

Now, to put why I don't like Spanish food simply:

I think Spanish food is boring. For 3 main reasons:

1- When looking at Spanish cuisine, you see a couple of the same ingredients shifted around into different things, which is fairly common in most cuisines, but its really notable in Spanish food.

Salmorejo and Gazpacho have very similar bases, Patatas con alioli and Patatas bravas are both just (usually fried) potatoes with different sauces. Pan tumaca is slightly toasted bread with cold tomato purée, salt and olive oil. It's not even that filling of a breakfast.

2- I've had lots of cuisines, and when comparing [Insert most cuisines] vs Spanish food, Spanish food seems.. bland? I mean- it's kinda telling if a food controversy is if tortilla de patata should have onion or not.

Regardless, I think most Spanish food is lacking in flavor. Salt and pepper is good but more is needed for certain stuff (esp most fried foods like cachopo or flamenquines).

3- Just my personal preferences, honestly. I don't like fried food much (same reason I dislike USA food, too greasy) and I like Spicy in a lot of dishes :> I once got yelled at for putting hot sauce on my tortilla. And most days I'd choose any most other commercial meats over pork.

So yeah, that's why I tend to lean more towards South American/Asian/Arab (& Moroccan) food. It has the spicy factor, I won't get ridiculed for adding more as I see fit, and while some of it is oily, you can usually avoid it if you really want to!

NOW ALL THIS SAID THERE IS SOME SPANISH FOOD I LIKE, LIKE MAZAPAN, CHURROS CON CHOCLATE, POLVORONES, ALL THE TURRONS IDK WHY IM ONLY NAMING DESSERTS THERE'S GOOD SAVORY FOOD TOO.

Galicia makes banger octopus, and calamares are hit or miss, depends how greasy they are. I had Flamenquines in Córdoba, those were tasty. Sheep cheese is good. Gambas al ajillo, but those are pretty simple.

Overall, I'd give spanish food somewhere from a 2.75/5, it's tasty, but nothing special and, personally, I'm just not a huge fan.

[itsgaga]

A-Z NSFW(Lars Ulrich)

A/N: Lars is a fucking hottie and if you disagree then we will fight. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they say Lars is not the most attractive guy they have ever seen then you are wrong and dumb.

:)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Truthfully depends, sometimes he can be really goofy and clingy like making jokes and latching onto you, other times he can be sweet and romantic; cleaning you up, getting you whatever you need, etc. He is always oddly energetic and so how he acts is really just based on your mood.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Lars loves every.single.fucking.thing.about.you.like seriously tits, ass, legs, neck, back, shoulder. If it’s your body part he fucking loves it. Idk man dude just can’t get enough of you.

Lars likes his mouth the best, more specifically his tongue. Dude knows what that thing does to you, also without it he can’t really talk and so... 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Simple. On you. By that I mean anywhere on you, he’s not too picky about it but if he did have to pick a place to cum it would be your tits. It’s just a nice view, like looking a piece of art. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a thing for when begging. He loves hearing you beg for him to do something and hearing you whine his name. It tells him how good he makes you feel. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Girlie please, a fucking rockstar. You already know.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He isn’t really picky about it, kind of leaves it up to you in a way. If you wanna be on top then by all means but there are times where Lars gets hit with a large ego episode and wants to be in control so when that happens it’s typically missionary.  

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s hardly ever serious. He will 100% laugh during sex or make jokes and sometimes it’s kind of just like “ok??????” like yeah sure right here right now is a good time to be laughing but it doesn’t really ruin the mood it just make the sex lighthearted and fun. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Unless you say something to him about it he isn’t gonna do much about his hair down there. If he thinks it’s too long or it annoys you or whatever the reason may be then he might go and trim it but other than that it’s staying the way it is. It is just a tad bit darker than the rest of his hair but it’s barely noticeable. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Girl you want romance you gotta do that shit yourself. I’m not saying he’s never romantic but it is Lars he’s a smartass and likes to mess around a lot, there will be times on special occasions where he is romantic like birthdays but that only happens once a year so the other 364 days he’s just him. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

LARS IS A HORNY MAN. IF YOU AREN’T THERE OR Y’ALL AREN’T FUCKING THEN YOU KNOW DAMN WELL LARS IS GONNA GO JACK OFF. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He enjoys being tied to the bed post and having you put on a show for him, it’s super hot to him, also teasing, he will tease the shit out of you, especially in public it’s the thrill of being secretive and knowing somethings gonna happen when yall are in private.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

You’ll typically do it at home but he has no problem doing it just about anywhere, you’ve done it dressing rooms, closets, limos, jets, etc. So there really is no hesitation about doing it somewhere in public. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Like I said he’s a horny guy so it doesn’t take that much BUT lick your lips, expose your neck, whisper literally anything in his ear, you know those innocent eyes like the eyes that say “I wanna fuck you but i’m playing innocent so no one else knows” yeah that? give him those.. oh girl you will get him going with those.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There is no way in hell that Lars will share you with anyone so no threesomes, he doesn’t like degrading you or doing that mommy/mistress stuff he gets uncomfortable with stuff like that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He enjoys receiving more than giving, it’s not that he doesn’t like eating you out but it’s more so the fact that when he is giving your the one feeling the pleasure and when he is receiving he’s the one feeling the pleasure. He has no problem giving but he simply just enjoys receiving more.  

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends. Because he has so much energy he tends to go faster but he doesn’t really go rough. It can be sensual and at times it can be slow. But a good majority of the time he goes at a pace where he knows it’s enjoyable for the both of you. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yeah, he loves that shit. Literally, dudes down to fuck at any given moment. He really enjoys quickies before and during shows, and yall did it so much that it got to the point where after a specific song he runs off stage to go have a quickie before the next set starts. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves the adrenaline that comes with taking risks so yeah i’d say he tries to take risks quite often. Remember how I said he likes to tease? Yes maam, he will absolutely tease you at the worst moments possible just to see if anyone else will notice. He’s open to whatever you want to try as long as it doesn’t include another partner but toys, positions, etc

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Again it just depend, if he just got off stage and has a insane amount of energy then he could definitely go for a couple rounds but if it’s just another typical day it usually is just one round that could last for 15 minutes up to a hour. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He really likes handcuffs and blindfolds, you guys have a couple toys like vibrators but thats really it, there isn’t much of a reason for why you guys don’t have a lot like if you’re out and see a sex store yall would go in but he wouldn’t go out of his way to could get new toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Listen ok just listen.. LARS IS A TOTAL ASSHOLE AND LOVES TO TEASE WHENEVER HE GETS THE CHANCE. Ok? Like girl he’s just slipping hands and fingers on you at the WORST moment possible and finds it hilarious when you get pissed off, like bitch?

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Well, he certainly isn’t quiet. There’s times where its like little groans here and there but then there's times when he just let’s it out.  Dude will moan in a damn accent too, yeah idk how, he just does. Your moaning is like a ego boost to Lars it let’s him know what he is doing feels good so in his mind it’s the same for you, if you hear him it’ll boost your confidence. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Lars loves when you get jealous and it leads to sex, you’re angry and upset and you somehow become even more intimate with him, the whole thing is extremely sexy to him, it’s like you’re in this zone and you are working off your emotions on him, he loves it. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

HAHAHAHA LISTEN BITCH PSST OK SOOOOOO..... i’ve seen the pictures.... he is not very big BUT he does know how to use what he’s got so, theres that. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I’d be bullshitting if I said he wasn’t one of the most horny guys out there. He’s pretty much always horny or ready to go, like say the words and he’s naked.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep after)

So like I said before he is pretty energetic so he most likely won’t fall asleep right after sex, and like I said under Aftercare his mood is based on you so if you fall asleep right after sex Lars will most likely lay there with you but will stay up until he eventually just passes out, or if you stay up then Lars will right by your side doing whatever you’re doing.

[zukuist]

the drip

— 300 followers milestone [THANKS FOR 300 AAAA]

“what kind of clothes they’d like the best, and how they’d react to you wearing said clothes”

includes: midoriya izuku, bakugou katsuki, todoroki shoto, kirishima eijirou, shinsou hitoshi, aizawa shouta, monoma neito

your name is shortened to y/n

notes: a small disclaimer, i’m talking about their preferences on clothes, and the aesthetic. if you don’t have this aesthetic then that is ok! they wouldn’t think you’re any less hot if you didn’t have a certain aesthetic. they just have preferences like anyone else :]

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izuku midoriya— COTTAGE CORE

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man literally got whiplash when he first saw you walk out with your cottagecore fit

izuku doesn’t realize it, but he just really likes cottagecore. again, if you don’t have a cottagecore aesthetic, then izuku will be content with whatever you have too. but!! he just really likes the colors, and how soft he feels just looking at you.

“i love your clothes, y/n! i MEAN- i don’t just love your clothes, you make your clothes look so pretty u h m-”

the way the fit looks on you, and the material of the clothing. blood will rush to his cheeks from just looking at you, all dressed up like that. it makes him want to live in a small cottage for the rest of his life, while he lays in the grass with you— staring at nothing but the sky, while you guys holding each other.

katsuki bakugou — BAGGY STREET WEAR

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katsuki would be SPEECHLESS

he’s WHIPPED if you have this aesthetic. he could care less about what your wearing, as long as you feel like the baddest bitch in the entire universe but!! there’s just something about baggy streetwear that he loves so dearly, maybe it’s because he also likes wearing streetwear, we don’t know!

“your fashion sense.. isn’t bad.”

but he can’t help but stare at you when he sees you in this fit, he absolutely loves it. if you were to want him to pick your clothes for a date, don’t be surprised when he pulls out the streetwear.

shoto todoroki — DARK ACADEMIA/CASUAL KOREAN FASHION

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shoto: :0 we have the same fashion sense??

you and shoto look like the fashionable and rich parents that are about to pick up their first born, what a drippy couple. regardless of aesthetic or drip, shouto would think you’re absolutely stunning. even if you were wearing a trashbag, he’d find you super attractive. i think it’s the simplicity that captivates him, while being flashy is nice, he absolutely loves seeing you in a fit like that.

“you’re just so pretty y/n, i can’t stop looking at you.”

he can’t just,, draw his eyes away from you. it’s not that simple, especially with that aesthetic!! and he can’t help but pull you into his arms when you wear clothes like that.

denki kaminari — 80s/90s

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if you walked out of your room with that aesthetic, he will *almost* short circuit

the colors really draw him in. again, he’s not one to judge you based off your fashion sense (bc i lowkey feel like his fashion sense is SHIT) but wow is he such a simp for you!! the 80s was forever ago, but that’s what makes it special for him.

“YOU LOOK FINE AS HELL!”

he’s so unsure as to how you’re able to pull off such colorful clothing so easily, and not look ridiculous like him when he tries it. will hype you up when you first walk into the room, even though he’s seen your aesthetic a bunch of times before.

eijirou kirishima — BAGGY SHIRT + SMALL BOTTOM

inspiration below, i do not own the pictures*

kiri was in awe

he thinks you’d look so?? cute?? in these kind of clothes, dark colors or vibrant colors— you will always look nice. again, it’s just preference! if you don’t feel comfy in these kind of clothes then that’s okay! but he absolutely loves how it looks on you, bonus if you wear bucket hats if this was all you wore outside of school, he wouldn’t really care.

“i like how your clothes fit on you, y/n!”

oh, and i think he also really likes this style, because you could wear crocs and get away with it. twinsies!!

hitoshi shinsou — FRILLS/ALTERNATIVE i think that’s what it is omg idk

inspo below, i do not own the pictures*

had to do a double take when he saw your outfit

again, hitoshi doesn’t judge your fashion sense. his fashion sense is very trashbag meets the finest man on earth, it’s all on how he feels. but oh, does he love these kind of clothes, wear clothes like that and he’ll no longer want to leave the house.

“do we really have to go out? you look so good, kitten.”

you guys will make eye contact occasionally when you’re outside, and he’ll already be staring at you, smirking. not long before he breaks eye contact. again, he doesn’t really care about what you wear, as long as you’re comfortable.

neito monoma — PASTELS/FAIRYTALE

inspo below, i do not own the pictures*

monoma himself is pretty specific with his fashion sense. heck,, his hero costume is literally a SUIT. so he was head over heels when he saw you in those clothes

he’ll be fawning over you for the rest of the day with heart eyes, while admiring your beauty, he’s not shy with it. if you don’t have this aesthetic, then that’s fine, monoma will keep his fairytale fantasy to himself. but oh— if you surprise him, he’ll literally trip

“you’re.. you’re the definition of beauty!”

you wonder if he’s exaggerating when he goes on a tangent on why he loves this aesthetic so much, especially when it’s on you. but he sincerely is passionate with it, and his fascination leaves you guys free of any teasing remarks for now (another thing he’d really like would be those light colored/pastel cardigans. it’s hard to explain w/o visuals, i don’t wanna reach the 10 picture limit)

shouta aizawa — SUIT-LIKE CLOTHING

inspo below, i do not own the pictures*

damn you’re so fine wtf

this aesthetic really gives me hange zöe vibes?? and aizawa’s fashion sense,, we will not talk about it. i mean, have you seen the clothes he picked out for eri? trash his fashion sense is literally just some sweats and a dark t-shirt/sweater. but omg when you wear clothes like that, he’ll just admire your beauty from a far (he’ll stop when presentation mitochondria points it out)

“you look so good, i look like a trashbag compared to you.” — shouta aizawa, the president of the y/n wearing a suit supremacy

anyways, he’s not one to judge your fashion sense if it’s not suit-like, but man, does shouta aizawa love clothes like that? they look so chic and classy on you, and he just really likes this kind of aesthetic.

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[jaesqueso]

1980s horror film

pairing: classmate!jaemin x female!reader

summary: you decide to pour your feelings out as you watch a 1980s horror film

word count: 811

warnings: hm crack, fluff and angst? idk this is weird, based on the lyrics of the song by the same name by The Wallows

a/n: well this is a really poor attempt to get back to writing but I promise something better is coming, don’t kill me just yet! thanks for reading ❤︎

☽ ・・・・・ ☾

“You should totally come over and watch it!” Jaemin excitedly says as your mouth dries up.

You don’t know when it started but neither does every other girl in school, literally everyone has a crush on the tall handsome boy with the brightest smile. He’s obviously pretty popular and, even though he could date anyone he wanted, most find it hard to believe he never had a girlfriend. Not  for lack of trying by the female population, he just doesn’t seem interested in getting into a relationship. But that doesn’t stop the flirting coming his way.

“Y-yeah, sounds great!” You pray he doesn’t notice the nervousness through your voice.

You wouldn’t exactly say you too are friends. You share a few classes and because of an assignment he found out you share the love for horror movies so sometimes when he sees you eating alone at the cafeteria he sits down with you. After all these years your heart still skips a beat and you forget how to breath when he comes around, but once you start talking about horror movies everything else disappears and it’s just the two of you. And this was exactly one of these situations when he suddenly asked you to come to his house to watch a 1980’s horror film.

After ringing the door bell, you nervously play with the hem of your shirt as you heard the steps inside. At first you thought he wasn’t serious about the invitation, you know just something people say but don’t really mean it, but then he texted you the time for you to show up and it all became real. You are really going to Jaemin’s house to watch a film. This seems like such a typical teen movie scene but when he opened the door and let you in you knew it was real by the way your legs almost froze in place.

Greeting his parents that sat in the living room, you follow your crush to his bedroom. His room is dark, the curtains are down and the only source of light comes from the string lights decorating his desk. He gestures for you to sit on the bed as he pulls his desk chair and sets up the movie in his laptop. Settling on his duvet you can’t help the thousands of thoughts going through your head.

This is where Jaemin sleeps. Does he perhaps sleep naked? Does he lay on top of the sheets? Am I sitting somewhere his bare skin touched? I can only imagine the things he has done in this bed alone. Or perhaps with someone too. Oh I wish it was me. Feeling his hands roam through my body as my clothes slowly come off to lay careless on the floor-

“I hope you like it!” Your thoughts are interrupted by his sweet voice that brings you back to reality.

Simply nodding your tear your gaze from his dreamy face to focus on the small screen. But not long after the initial credits roll your eyes drift back to him. Its been so long since you had a boyfriend, you miss cuddling, you miss doing couple things, you miss the simple touch of someone who cares about you. And honestly from where you’re sitting you could easily lift your hand and run your fingers through his smooth brown locks. But you don’t do that. You look back to the 1980s horror film.

Halfway through the movie and you still don’t know what it is really about because while your eyes are on the moving figures your mind is on him. You can’t hold your feelings in anymore. You’re both seventeen, your finishing high school soon and god knows when you’ll have an opportunity like this again. Taking a deep breath you part your lips to speak.

“Jaemin, I don’t know what to say to you, I feel you’re always on my mind.” He looks over his shoulder and you consider stopping but you started so might as well finish it. “And now that I know what I need I’m taking the long way round in my mind. It’s not right. I can’t help the way I feel anymore and I need to ask you Jaemin.” You take a deep breath. “Could it be that you feel this way, too?”

He gets up from the chair and joins you in his bed. The light from the screen of his laptop lights the side of his face and the whole mood just seems so right. You look deep into his eyes trying to understand what he’s feeling, trying to demystify the thoughts in his head and the feelings in his heart. But then he said.

“I’m really not that into girls.”

And without saying another word you look back to the small screen and continue watching the 1980s horror film.

☽ ・・・・・ ☾

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[erigold13261]

who would be in gregor's place in an nsr security breach

You have opened something in me with this ask! I planned to just do a simple crossover with a few characters (mainly Purl and Moon) but thanks to you implying an AU, I was bombarded with ideas all night when trying to sleep! XD

But, to answer your question, Gregory and Yinu would swap places, in both types of au. If the NSR characters are FNAF animatronics/guards, then Yinu is in Gregory's role. If the FNAF characters are charters/musicians, then Gregory is in Yinu's role!

I made a whole chart and I'll add it under the cut along with some explanation of my thoughts, but it will be an image and not written down, so sorry for screen readers.

Same colors and bold mean that the swap is the same in each version of the AU (so the security bots and 1010 are always going to be the same, while Sayu and Roxy are swapped in one and then Sayu and Chica are swapped in the other). The colors just make grouping easier for me.

NSR characters into FNAF roles are going to be animal robots (I swapped the roles of the Glamrocks in the band, so instead of Mama being the singer since she is in Freddy's role, she is playing Roxy's instrument while still having Freddy's role). And then there's some that are human, such as Neon J and Kliff (though Kliff is in a springlock rat suit to mimic William).

FNAF characters into NSR roles will be more based on themes. I feel like the NSR characters originally have more elemental/vague themes, so I TRIED to mimic that, though I didn't do great with that idea lol. Most of these themes might change once I start drawing them (especially DJMM, I don't know if I should just keep the space theme or go with spiders or do something else).

But uh, yeah! I tried to make things seem logical, with personalities along with relationships between characters. I will say, thinking who would have the Mayday, Zuke, Eve, and DK West's roles in the FNAF>>>NSR au was pretty hard. Because I was thinking of having Monty and Roxy be May/Zuke, or Sun and Moon instead, or Moon being Zuke and Sun being DJ West. I also played with Roxy being Eve and Sun AND Moon being Neon J (though I scrapped that idea because I wanted Sun and Moon separate). Then there was the idea to have Eclipse take Neon J's role and have like 5 sun/moon looking robots (so yellow being sun, blue being moon, green being earth, white being... idk a neutron star? I couldn't come up with enough ideas so this idea got scrapped).

Anyway, this is basically what I have so far! I'm definitely going to draw SOMETHING for these at some point! Probably after this week's update for Security Alert (if I get it done on time lol). Hope you Like what I thought of! And if anyone has any ideas for themes (especially DJMM), I'd be happy to hear them out! :D

(also just throwing ideas out, but "Five Straight Roads" and "No Nights at Cathy's" seem like good AU names I could use lol)

[fairybinie]

Ask game for val day ?¿ Introduce ur mutuals and what kind of relationship they wud be

hi nonnie sorry for the late response TT i'll do a couple of my moots bc i Cannot think rn and these are pretty in depth answers HELP and i saw your other ask too thankie for clarifying ^^ also this is merely based on what i've noticed since i'm friends with them LMFAO

cici @iyeonjuni the kind of relationship where you stay up and talk about anything and everything. one minute you're talking about how your day was and the next minute you're talking about who created milk. idk. i also associate grocery shopping ?? going out to buy food to make later (together ofc) and eating at restaurants too !! along with the fact that they'd def argue about who pays for the bill but i also see cici being like "well if u insist" and let them pay for everything LMAO also watching netflix and youtube videos on the tv and just having a chill day. i also feel like they'd be quite chill with each other so much so to the point where people don't even know they're dating HELP .. i also associate late night calls they just call each other the whole night until one of them falls asleep. not big on pda, but they like each other a lot <3

sue @soobnny a fun relationship !! so def watching rom-com movies and crying together. but not crying crying but just crying bc of how bad the movie they're watching is <//3 i also associate them with walks !! walks anywhere, on the sidewalk, going to the beach or wtvr. AND PET DATES like they each bring their pets to have a date at the park fudge is a #Icon. this is extremely specific but listening to music as they prepare for a house party ?? like they're having a get together at their house and they're just blasting music as they clean the house and put up the decorations idk. and doing homework together !! i see one of them resting on the other as they read or smth and also each of them reminding each other to take breaks too bc it's important ^^

zee @moondust-zia most definitely a clingy couple. going out for late night store runs and the whole time they're just linking arms so they don't lose each other even though there's like 5 people in the whole store. also for the #laughs they page each other over the speakers the whole "__ ur wanted at the front register ur mom is waiting for u" LMFAOO. cuddling !!! all the cuddles in the world doesn't matter who's initiating it there will always be cuddles. they'll also make several playlists for each other even though they have their designated ones already but one isn't enough !! stay on the low, mostly enjoy staying inside but they make the most of it. they also just know each other so well like they say one word and they're just like I GET YOU. this is also extremely specific but watching each other when they sleep AND NOT IN A WEIRD WAY but just if one of them can't sleep but the other is they just watch the other sleep and it helps them :( and lots of pet names. very cute <3

ky @yyx2 these two would just be all over the place. one minute they're acting all affectionate with each other and the next they're bickering. but when they're being cute, i associate ice cream dates !! even tho ky is lactose intolerant but i mean #Rebelling amirite and pillow forts !! watching tv while laying down in the fort and just laughing together. i also feel like when one of them is having a hard time, all that comforts them is their presence. talking is good too, but just a simple hug or kiss and they automatically feel okay. i think of video games too and getting so competitive with each other :/ wrestling bc again .. violent :// OH and road trips/traveling !! seeing the world together and bringing each other out of their comfort zones. they would also send each other tiktoks and try to one-up each other to see who sent the best tiktok bc again competitive :/ not the most affectionate or the all up in your face couple BUT STILL VERY CUTE <33

lola @ijhyo similarly, these two would be so hectic. def trying to see who can tell the better joke and make small competitions out of everything like HA YOU LOSE now drink a bottle of hot sauce. movie marathons !! more specifically marvel ;) i see them staying up together too trying to see who'd fall asleep first. arcade games too !! i can see them doing ddr and just dominating the dance floor tbh. lots of deez nuts jokes bc they're literally 12 and anything amuses them at this point. i see them going to the bookstore too and just spending their time there reading and recommending their finds to each other ^^ lastly i feel like when they show affection it's almost like in a teasing way they're like i love u ig :// but only bc u buy me food ig :/// THEYRE FUNNY BUT LOWKEY CUTE