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nomaishuttle · 1 year
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i think paypal messing up and not letting me place my order and me getting 3 yogurt cups and an apple muffin (i had the yogurt for lunch and im abt to eat da muffin) from residents is a sign from god that i shouldnt order food bc its way too expensive both kinds of food that i was wanting . like 30 dollars. but god i want the food really badly though is the thing
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evilminji · 1 year
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:T Hello there, Thought(tm) of the day...
I? Just remembered that Constantine's "Laughing Magician"(?) title is... f*ckin HEREDITARY?
Like?? As in The Constantine Meances have been out here, harrasing divinity and demons alike for GENERATIONS on behalf of a Good Time, the Lols, and probably Humanity if they can be arsed and you make a good case.
W... What chance would there even BE of at least like? HALF those f*ckers(conflicted but affectionate) NOT becoming Realms Ghosts? With the sh*t they're exposed too? With THEIR luck??
You think DEATH can trick them? Take them away for good? Take away the local Rat B@stard, Tricks Gods Just To See If He Can, Fate Is My Second Mistress and I Cuckold Glory On Your Mother's Bed, Constantine?
They run down main street, *ss in the breeze, wearing someone else's shirt and two shoes that don't match, not a stitch else, like run away lovers. Let Death TRY and catch them. Sorry, Luv, it's not them, it's definitely you.
..........I bet they're the wooooorst~~✨️
No joke, I bet they set up a whole *ss TOWN of Constantine.
Where the odds are in THEIR favor, gods fear to tread, and reality straight out stops working right. Like Diagonal Ally for B*stards, extended to a whole floating island. Everyone's related. It's Chaos. They can barely stand each other. Would sell each other for a toothpick.
Mess with ANY off them... and you can kiss your afterlife good bye.
They have NO neighbors because both no ones dumb enough to get NEAR them AND no one can stand to be around that many Constantines at once. The physical Manifestation of Fate wants to take the whole LOT of the handsy F*CKS to court for child support and a restraining order.
Somehow... they keep getting Earth Booze.
They SHOULDN'T have access. It's been anywhere from decade to centuries since they died. Millennium for a few. Howms't The F*CK, do they keep getting cheap gin and vodka? Bourbon and beer? Even the odd fruity cocktail for funnies.
Please... PLEASE! Tell the Zone at large, that their innate birthright powers STOPPED at Death. They... they are just REALLY good at smuggling right? Excellent con men?
Tell us they can't f*ckin PREDICT AND INFLUENCE Natural Portals!!!
*smug sipping noises from a large room full of Dead @ssholes*
Okay... They Won't Tell You~ 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Now! I hear you ask? Why are John's Terrible, Terrible, God Awful Ghostly Relatives relevant? Absurdly powerful as they are... they seem to take the afterlife as an extended "Ha! GET F*CKED, DEMONS WHO WANTED MY SOUL!" Vacation/Family get together.
Minded their business and expected everyone to mind THEIRS, or ELSE.
Didn't give two solitary SH*TS that Pariah woke from his little nappy-poo to cause a tantrum. After all, in their family? When DOESN'T some "great and terrible Power That Be" get itself in a snit? Meh... it's baby Johnny's turn to clean sh*t up. Best of luck to 'im~!
But THEN!
They must've been drinking... making out with their equally terrible and bamf trainwreck significant others... sitting around playing "who can cheat best at cards"... when? Huh.
Never seen the Fate and The Odds... STRANGLE like that.
Billions of billions of What-Ifs, Maybes, Could-bes, and more... suddenly YANKED towards a single spot. The allowance of Only One Outcome. Almost like what they can do, but... not, WRONG, per say...
Just... impossible.
There's NEVER.. JUST one way this plays out. You can control the big notes. The script. But the details and set dressing will always decide themselves.
NO ONE can just... Decide What Will Happen. And yet?
...............was....... was that Little Johnny? Has to be. Right? Where's his old man? Oi! Was that your Kid??! John's closest relatives are baffled. Nope. They can still feel him laying a beat down on some demon in Norway. So then? Who?
How?
Well mark them CURIOUS(tm).
They decide to actually get up. Put their various drinks and cards down. Put pants on. Somebody's done something... INTERESTING(TM) and they want to know what's up. So? Off they trot.
It's traumatizing for everyone who sees them. The Constantines have breached f*ckin B*stard Containment and are spilling into the Zone. On this! The DAY Pariah Waged A War! THEY JUST GOT RID OF HIM!
And Danny? His everything hurts. The Eyeballs are starting to come out of the woodwork and ARGUE about him like he's not even there. He's DANGEROUS blah blah blah. Give them the crown. Right now! Etc etc.
Somethings telling him not too.
It's... it's HIS isn't it? Has been for centuries and seconds. And... and... everyone one of him is King. There is only one of him. The Zone covers all the multiverse and all of the Hims that were and aren't here and helped and... and...! His head is starting to hurt.
But the more they try to push him to hand it over, the less he feels like unhanding the dang gaudy thing. No. His now. He'll use it as a DOOR stopper if he dang well feels like it! Stop yelling.
Then all these blonde ghosts saunter in... and all he can think is "F*ck. I think they noticed."
Huh?
@stealingyourbones @cyrwrites @bjurnberg @the-witchhunter @hdgnj
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knwatchesninjago · 7 months
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S1E12 The Rise of the Great Devourer
HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO NINJJAGOOOOOOOOOOO
Look who livessss!!!
Welp i gtg soon so imma just get straight to it, lolll!!
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JIUHYGTFRDDFCGHJBKK
JAYYY
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U DO NOT PUT SALT ON THE SANDWICH
and he didn't even put the slat on the inside parts.... he put it on the BREAD?!?!?!!!!
that's it.... im done questioning ninjago
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MY BABBYYYY!!!!!!
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Why is he soo tiny? 😭💞
How can Pythor look at that baby and hurt him?
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Ok... time out... I'm back to questioning ninjago again....
WHAT MATERIAL IS THAT ANCHOR MADE OF!?!?
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its right above lava....
apparently this volcano is also THREE BAJILLION DEGREES!??!?
ummm... forget the anchor... how in the world did the Destiny Bounty survive?!?!? And the ninjas!?!?
*sighs once again at ninjago logic*
(or the lack of it)
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#Greenie
(boy do i miss my old tag of #Lloydster_Enters_The_Scene.... too bad the lloydster wont be coming back anymore :'( )
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OKAY TIME OUT!!!
The deep voice in the beginnng made me cackle 🤣
I was soo set on editing after I watched that, but im on a time crunch due to my bet with my friends soooo...
loll
Also... where are the ninjas' braincells? Who in their right mind would let a 7 year old fly a ship all ALONE??!?
sigh
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#SiblingBonding
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Wwhen i ws watching this scene i really couldnt help but laugh when I saw the plank, loll. Dang, Wu... u reallly would make ur students walk a plank? Lolll
But all jokes aside... Kai... you really have some strong feet...
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My little gremlin is sooo smalll 😭
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#Stop Discriminating Against Snake-People
Okay... okay.
This is my biggest complaint.
Look I get it that the serpentine are the "bad guys" in this season, but... EXCUSSE ME?!?!!?!?
The only snake that deserves to be punished is Pythor. Actually...no. Even he deserves a break.
No one deserves to be locked up underground. Did you see the cave he was stuck under? It was full of skeletons. And Pythor was the oly one alive....
that has a lot of implications. The guy had to probably eat his fellow snakes in order to survive... the snakes were treated horribly.
Now I dont remember exactly why they were forced underground but if my memory serves me right... was it bc of some war?
But like... I bet there were so many innocent snakes as well, right?
Like looks at these babies:
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i'm pretty sure these snakes are ment for comedic relief but stilll... some of them are sooo sweet 😭
And.... Cole..... blackberryy.... u did NOT have to shoot Skales....
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Honestly with that kinda blast i have no idea how Skales even survived that, lolll.
Also... WU!!! WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!?!??
WHat was this for??!??
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Why didn;t you let Pythor leave?!
Why are you trying to get both yourself and Pythor killed?!?
I know that it was trying to give off the vibe that Wu was "sacrifising" himself or something, but imo, it was just plain stupid.
But then again, im giving too much critizism to a kids show. No kid out there is analyzing the show like i am, so ur off teh hook this time, lol.
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Also... y'all... this mailman deserves the world.
He is so dedicated to his job. Plus he's old.
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I'll leave you with this:
#Never_Pause_Ninjago
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lolll
Byeeeee!!! Cya laterr!!! <3333333
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EDIT:
Oh wait!! I 4got to add this:
#My fav quotes
"But Sensei"
"Butts are for sitting"
(excuse me??!? wasn't there a yellow color or something? or am i remembereing wrong?)
"You are like the sunrise, we can not begin a day without you"
Zane sweetiee... ur too precious for the world!! <333
alright byeeee
https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and
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fisherpiers · 7 months
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Hunter coming out to Luz as bi
OKAY here i am like over 6 months later LMAO
like whattt? im not dead?? i know, i know. my deepest apologies
i have already written him coming out in flapjacks with syrup so if you want more go read that too not to self promote agskgjjghh (i will be updating that soon just saying 👀)
but here’s some headcanons!
lemme see, theres so many ways for this to go. lets entertain just a couple tho lol
scenario #1
its july and luz is getting/making pride merch for everyone bc shes trying to make it a thing on the isles. at least a little holiday. perhaps a parade? itll be fun!
and she realizes she has no clue what hunters deal is. is he straight? aroace, maybe. that guy is married to his work.
shes trying to keep this pride thing a surprise so she asks him nonchalantly like “hey broooo i was just wondering. whats your sexuality. a friend wanted to know.”
and he bluescreens
“uh. i— i dont know, actually.”
he never really thought about it. hes always been too busy being attracted to them books lmao
he has to get back to her in two business days at least 😂😂😂
he basically spends those days spacing out and scaring his classmates by intensely staring at them.
hunter discovers that he generally feels the same about any gender. and he didnt really have a preference when imagining his future having a wife, husband, or partner. as long as they made him happy
and everyone was really pretty. hexside had quite a lot of cute witches and demons
but honestly, he still didn’t really find himself wanting to start a relationship with any of them (gee wonder why)
he chalks it up to the fact that he’s focusing on his studies and apprenticeship right now and has no time for romance
besides, if he had a partner, he’d have even less time to spend with luz his friends
he finds luz up in a tree behind the owl house, nose in a book. shes so focused on the story that she doesn’t even hear him approach
“LUZ!”
“WHA—“
she was so startled she fell put of the tree. hunter tried to catch her he really did but they both wound up crashing down to the ground in a heap
oof
luz shoved him off her, laughing “first you give me a heart attack and now you try to crush me? i thought we were friends now, hunter!”
“sorry, sorry,” he wheezed as he rolled over in the soft grass
luz went and retrieved her book from where she accidentally threw it, “so what did you need me for?”
“oh, i just wanted to tell you i think i figured out my sexuality now, like you asked,”
“thats okay. i didnt mean to presure you so you dont have t—”
he sat up, “im bisexual,”
liz gasped “OH SWEET, twinsies!”
she got matching bandanas for them. cowboy vibes lol
luz did successfully get the annual pride parade set up in the isles. hard to say no to her shes a force of nature and also kinda a celebrity now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
scenario #2
luz has just assumed he’s gay
bc they often talk about guys they think are cute. like if theyre at the mall food court (without the hexsquad) and see any hot guys they are thoroughly checking them out and giggling like school girls
its not something she can do with amity (obviously), vee or willow. plus, she trusts that hunter isnt about to go squealing to her girlfriend about her attraction to men she has no plans on pursuing
its a good bonding activity, okay. if you cant thirst over cute guys with your bestie are they really your bestie
alas, because of this, luz never reads too much into the moments they have together. hunter let a hug linger a little too long? he lets her eat off his fork? puts his arm around her on the couch? just friendly behavior. its not like he likes her or anything. bc hes gay right
anyway. theyre like, at a chinese restaurant picking up takeout for the gang and the cashier is just adorable. miss teen connecticut. the cutest girl ever. they both stutter their words and awkwardly fumble around while picking up this order. hunter almost dropped the food and luz signed her name as Liz Noda on the receipt
they get out of there and start laughing once they reach the car
“guess its bi disaster hour am i right?” hunter joked
luz laughed but then it hit her
“wait. you like girls?”
hunter looked at her confused, “yeah?”
“oh…” she trails off,
and hunter starts the car and drives off, not even giving the conversation a second thought
meanwhile luz is dead silent in the passenger seat like
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she be rethinking everything agsjfjjhh
OKAY SECRET 3RD SCENARIO!
tboy!luz au :3
okay so luz is scared bc he’s finally worked out his gender. he’s a guy.
its what pushes him to break up with amity. its amicable at least
and so as luz moves on with his life, and starts falling for hunter, he’s scared hunter wont like him now bc he’s trans
and once hunter finds out about that, he’s putting a stop to it fast. like:
“dude. im bi. i dont care if youre a boy or a girl. youre luz. and i like luz.”
and they live happily ever after the end agajdjjg
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pinkmoondoll9shihtzu · 9 months
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WeLL here we are...i want to write s/t quick to remember the year by. cus 2023 was probly one of my most significant years of life, even tho from the surface it may appear not much changed for me, 2023 laid the foundation,,,
firstly, january 2023 i began learning to make music, which is crazy like!!!! it has absolutely given me a new reason to be lieve in myself like i nvr had b4. its like unlocking a new area of my heart, and inutuion.. its so FUN, so so fun ohhh the fun i have, provides me w a brighter outlook for the future as i will always have this melodic part of me activated,going forward. ive learned so much in just a year. idk i just love it it makes me feel wise and complete i feel like an alchemist. i cld rly say a lot on the sense of security music has made me feel in my heart :'0 but i have some other things to get to;
summer 2023 i started doing yoga which has also changed things for me dramatically i think ive released a lot of built up stagnant energy from my body & aura. since i started i feel immensely more balanced n able to work thru my emotions as they come up. ngl when ppl used to recommend me to try yoga i thout it was hippie shit but its real lol.. im finding sm contentment in day to day life than i ever thought possible, easier time being present, yet another thing i will continue for the rest of my future that 2023 has given me.
these r good things but it must b said that this year has been Soooo rough for me in certain ways, mostly due to interpersonal relationships.. some ppl had to b let go from my life this year in ways i rly wasnt expecting & for a lot of the year things were just, foggy. however as things draw to a close im feeling immensely grateful like.. every1 im close to rn are all peaceful souls & we uplift each other, i see now why the ones causing drama naturally had to fall away. even if it was painful process im feeling so supported rn, & reciprocated TwwwT <3333
idk it just felt like as i was progressing w musical understanding, yoga stuff , as well as the past few months trying to use tea and herbs to get my organs in order, i feel that.. my energetic field is rly repairing itself & so a lot of old attachments just cant keep up anymore.
i have to say, well, erm, i am really in love w slimbo and its different than anything ive ever felt in my life. we've been in love for a long long time & i dont talk about it often as i am protective of this love. but god, its just, the purest bond ive ever known and our love for each other is deeper all the time. we r both life path 27/9 & the first time we met it literally felt like.. reuniting, it felt like a celebration..i had never noticed such warmth from someone. i cld never be in such a secure place rn if it wasnt for slimbo & every day im so grateful like dude i owe you my LIFE. idk how to explain it, we are just One. slimbo is my angel i cant wait to spend 2024 & forever with <3
if u read this far....ur a true PMDhead, thanks for being oomfies w me out here on the big wide web, i hope you bloom this year, & this can be a shift in the right direction for all of us <3 i believe palestine will be free. happy new year everyone, GANBATTE VIVA 2024 <333 -PMD9LL
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enlighten3d · 3 months
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THEORY UPDATEEEE
im out fishing rn (edit: not anymore lol, im finishing typing this on pc, thank fuck) and i heard some Things about the kenadian stream.. wato has read our posts... so, hello wato! i swear im not THAT insane. anyway, we carry on as usual.... SO NOW: THE UPDATED THEORY ON WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS LORE !!
this is actually the third theory update, the other two just never survived for long enough bcs we kept finding new stuff lmao. but, heres my first theory (now very outdated), and here are the other two, copypasted from messages of me explaining the two unposted theories (feat. me speculating wildly as i do): theory 2, theory 3 (mind that both of these were formatted for discord which is why they may be odd)
okay so now! the fourth theory, yet again featuring wild speculation, now with the added spice of me having read too much mcyt fanfic! (that last part prolly makes no sense. dont worry abt it.)
in this theory, i am proposing that evil wifies is like, a LOT more evil, and has done a lot of fucked up Experimentation. which lead to void wifies. explanation below the cut (its prolly gonna be long again T-T) (also, as always: tons of wild speculation ahead. ill try to present all evidence but i forget what those outside of the gc know or dont):
okay so first off, as always, we assume that wato got the mask from killing ken during the train escape. then (evil) wifies somehow got the mask from wato at,, IDK, SOME POINT. before everything happened.
so wifies, corrupted by the power of the mask, starts faking escape rooms and invents cloning in order to do it. now hes evilfies (thank you wifies for calling him evilfies thats so much quicker to type than evil wifies)! and so evilfies, having invented cloning, starts fucking around and Experimenting like the mad scientist ive decided he is.
what does he next Experiment on? the mask! why? why the fuck not. he likes the power it gives him so he decides to somehow try and tie it to himself permanently. he does this by somehow merging a part of his code with that of the mask, and therefore unintentionally giving it sentience (somewhat). evilfies thinks this is fineeeee...
so, to test the constraints of this new form of the mask, evilfies puts the mask in a bunker of sorts, to see if the tie between him and the mask would remain. the bunker is a bedrock room...
also, at this point, evilfies has already asked wato to build that escape room for the video. so wato starts Planning it (and filming the tutorial video that we can assume exists in canon), doing so in the same world as all of evilfies stuff. why? bcs evilfies want to keep an eye on wato and the escape room build. also, why not. i am not discounting the idea that evilfies is forcing wato to build escape rooms for him yet.
so bcs its in the same world.. wato accidentally falls down a chute into the bunker where the mask has been placed (as seen in the wato yt short). now, i STILL cant explain what the fuck that snom is, but.. voidfies (void wifies, now with a shorter name!) is there (for anyone who hasnt seen @fncreatures post: voidfies is the weird void guy with the mask. yes thats wifies too.)... I WONDER WHY.
ysee, when evilfies tied part of his code to the mask, that code and the masks code ended up getting tied together, yeah? well the world needs some way to render the mask in the world (btw were getting into the way that realistic minecraft works in mcyt fanfiction now lmao). and when it reads the masks code, it sees that theres wifies code there too.. and renders the mask as being on wifies. ofc, the code is corrupted, so its not entirely wifies. its just.. the outline of him. the mask remains the only clear thing.
so wato falls down into the bunker where voidfies is, and voidfies/the mask attacks wato - hence the blood (redstone) on the ground. eventually wato makes it out of there, but.. but now he has the mask again. now the mask has control of them once again. oh noes,,, but yeah, the mask now being partially wifies code-wise is my explanation for wato wearing wifies clothes as well. the world just tries to partially render him as wifies and that results in her having the wifies clothes.
but, wato carries on! they keep building the escape room, mask or no. he finishes up the escape room, tells evilfies, and evilfies is like.. 'why the fuck do you have the mask'. yet again,, oh noes! oh well. this is an opportunity for more Experimentation! atp evilfies deserves the whole mad scientist getup, labcoat and goggles and all... but i digress. anyway, wato proceeds to disappear for the next little while. i wonder where they are !! definitely not, and i quote watos tumblr post, "an elaborate array of escape rooms". which i asSUME means the uhhh absurdly big one seen in but there was more. idfk what kind of Experimentation evilfies got up to, but.. we dont talk about it. definitely involved comparing wato to the wifies clones in some way tho, in order to explain wato having the wifies head on.
so anyway, the wifies and ken videos happen as per normal (this is why wato knew the servers ip when he gave it to ken!! cause shes trapped there!!), and then.. then evilfies teleports masked wato into the escape room right before the Confrontation happens.
now, all the Experimentation that evilfies has done has fucked up the masks code even further, and now wato along with it! to say his memories are Scrambled would be.. an understatement, id say. but now, with the masks code being even more fucked, it Glitches sometimes and like, loses the way it manifests (the clothes/wifies silhouette) or its control slips and wato can Think. however due to her memories being Scrambled, when the masks control slips once theyre inside the escape room, the last thing he can remember is falling into that hole where evilfies was. its always the last thing they can remember. every single time the mask Glitches, the last thing she remembers is that hole. its the Final Memory until the mask regains control
but either way, now inside the escape room with the masks control having slipped, wato is confused as FUCK as to where he is. wasnt he just planning this escape room? now its built? and completed (twice)? wild.. so they panic, but the mask unglitches and regains control. masked wato continues solving the escape room in order to get out, uses the wifies head to get out, the norm. but on the win platform,, masked wato Glitches again. this time, its a clothing glitch. LISTEN, THIS IS MY EXPLANATION FOR THIS. I MAY BE MAKING SHIT UP WITH THAT ONE, BUT ITS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO MENTION. either way, the Glitch happens then goes back to typical masked wato.
then.. things go as usual ! masked wato makes their way to evilfies evil lair, go up to his office, takes one of the wifies heads from the armour stands, put it on, and sits in evilfies chair. now, why, you ask? well... due to the mask being in control, and the mask being partially evilfies code right now, its reasonable to assume that itd have some sort of memory of sitting in that chair, right? that office belongs to the person whose code it is partially made out of. so it might feel like it belongs there. so masked wato sits there. then a Glitch or internal conflict of some sort happens. masked wato paces around, trying to resolve it, but fails and.. jumps out the window.
masked wato goes to the Array Of Escape Rooms that they prolly spent the last while in. its also where his spawnpoint prolly is (yet again, according to watos tumblr post. thank you, wato.), so i suppose the instinct to go there when in probable distress makes sense. there, at the Escape Room Array, wato.. somehow loses the mask. i dont know if she manages to somehow separate himself from it, but the mask is gone and is back to being its own separate being. however, due to wato having had the mask for a while and the code being Fucked Up, it takes a while for the world to stop rendering watos clothes are wifies clothes.
but as with all the other theories, there at the absurdly big escape room, is where ken finds wato, drags them back with her, and then ken and wifies Interrogate wato. watos memories are fucked up, doesnt remember anth concrete, he leaves to go on the 'looking around and having Flashbacks' adventure. during the interrogation, voidfies made its way back to the main area, and is Spying on them through the windows..
so after all this, wato is the one that gets evilfies evil clone factory. he owns it now (this is based off the same post that wato made across three platforms lmao)! woo! cleans the place up, sets her spawnpoint there, and yay they have a home [:
what happened to voidfies tho?
no clue.
BUT WITH ALL THAT OUT OF THE WAY, HAVE A TIMELINE/SUMMARY OF EVENTS ACCORDING TO THIS THEORY (gods i love tumblr having no wordlimit im so sorry abt the length of this post):
- wato gets the mask during the train escape - a long while before any of these videos, wifies gets the mask from wato, which compels him to be Evil and invent cloning in order to fake escape rooms - evilfies likes the mask and decides to tie his code to it via Experimentation, which gives the mask sentience and a physical form resembling wifies - to test if the mask stays tied to him, evilfies puts it in a bedrock chamber far away from him. wato, having been building and planning the escape room wifies commissioned on the same server, accidentally falls into this bedrock room, gets attacked, and the mask gets control of him. masked wato now has wifies clothes due to the world being unable to read the masks code properly - masked wato finishes building the escape room - evilfies finds out about wato having the mask now, and drags her off to the Array Of Escape Rooms for more Experimentation (possibly using her as a comparison point for the clone wifies, hence the wifies head (so he Blends In)) - wifies and ken videos happen - before the Confrontation, evilfies teleports masked wato into the escape room, where masked wato Glitches and the masks control slips. wato, their last memory being falling into that bedrock room, is confused as fuck. mask regains control, masked wato finishes the escape room using the wifies head, Glitches visually at the win platform, and makes his way to evilfies evil lair - at the evil lair, masked wato takes one of the wifies heads and put it on and sits in evilfies chair possibly due to the mask having residual evilfies memories from his code. then there is either a Glitch or internal conflict of some sort, and masked wato jumps out of the window - having made her way to the Escape Room (where his spawnpoint prolly is), wato manages to get rid of the mask - the world hasnt stopped rendering their clothes and those of wifies yet - and is found by ken - ken and wifies interrogate wato. wato does not remember many things. voidfies is Spying on them.. - wato goes on a bit of trip down flashback lane - wato gets ownership of the evil lair
thats that!
tldr: wato is FUCKED - now both on a memories AND code level! the mask is sentient and partially wifies, and no one know how fucked up stuff is
what this theory DOESNT explain: the White Blob (AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING.), why theres a chute to the bedrock bunker if the door is the intended exit (we see wato go out through the door in the true creator), how on earth this theory would work if i hadnt read too much mcyt fanfic, when on earth wifies originally gets the mask from wato, how wato remembers 'building most of the escape room' when he got the mask before even starting to build it and hence not remembering building it (this one could be explained by saying her memories are coming back, actually).
is this theory probably wrong? once again: YES! do i care? not particularly! i am bullshitting! this is Wild Speculation!! its fun! evilfies deserves to be a mad scientist!
ty for reading this 2149 word post, and ty to the other members of the theorising gc! @brain-empty @fncreature and @viv-imus-illogic ! shoot me a dm with your discord username if you want to join o7
and.. thats that, yeah. im going to go cry now /nsrs
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ccasey0 · 6 months
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who wants a map of all the sectors in "america"? btw, people dont actually call it america. they just refer to paces as the sectors they are in.
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okay, im sure some of these you can guess. but imma name them anyway.
WS(the one with washington in it)= Washington Sector.
NS(with north dakota)= Nebraskan sector.
LS= Lake sector.
TS(with texas)= Texas Sector.
NS(with california)= Needle Sector(named after a city in california).
AS= Albuquerque Sector.
HS= Hawaiian/The Hot Sector
AWS(alaska)= American Winter Sector
FS= Flower Sector
FKS= Flooded Kentucky Sector
NYS= New York Sector
NYS and FKS are the two that i'm actually going to be focusing on. yes, both of them. although im only just now getting to FKS, so you won't see any stuff from it when i start posting the actual story(which might be a while since im the president of procrastination).
honestly, the only reason i'm doing this is because i have something im working on for a certain calico shark * Cough cough * @sharkfinn
Anyways, hope this made even a little bit of sense. btw FKS is super flooded. they put up a wall to be a border for the other sectors, but then it flooded due to excessive rain for a very long time and lots of water towers and other stuff breaking. if you've ever watched water world, the it's kinda like that there. after it started to overflow from so much water a bunch of magicky people and sciency people came together and set up pillars around the wall. these pillars, when turned on, create a dome forcefield thing that keeps all the water in while also allowing people and stuff t get in. although id recommend not entering without diving gear and plenty of oxygen stored up because the water level goes quite far above the wall. the buildings inside are all submerged and people try to go down as far as possible to gather stuff. although very few have actually been able to make it to the bottom without gills or extra help. unfortunately, the corrupted there have adapted and all live underwater in the deepest parts. also, spore-producing plants have adapted as well, and they are now Underwater-spore-producing plants. so if you are diving and see a cloud of glowing yellow sparks, steer clear cuz they are spores and it is likely there is going to be corrupted there. the most dangerous corrupted to run into there is the Leviathan(yes i know im so original). he is basically a giant monster that im definitely going to draw soon that lives in the deepest pits of the Atlantis(which is what the people of the sector call the underwater city). everyone knows it means death to go near it's home. it'll even eat fellow corrupteds. on occasions, it'll come up to the surface to get more food and everyone is constantly looking for signs that he is surfacing. the main "island"(aka a bunch of rafts tied together on top of a few extra tall buildings that are somehow a good three stories above the water. dont ask me what buildings they are, because they probably dont exist in real life. they were built outside of the real world, purely existing in dimension 29) has a large cage next to it where they store dead bodies and corrupted to feed to leviathan in order to avoid him eating any of the rafts and people instead. dont worry though, he is only big enough to eat half the main island with one bite! as for the normal corrupted, think of the minecraft drowneds but make them 30 times more horrifying and tall enough to to touch the ceiling of a ten foot tall room. also give them 4 rows of extra sharp tiny little teeth. as well as fins and extra agility when they are underwater. there you go! Sea Corrupteds, aka "trenchers". yes, the people of FKS have all seen aquaman and all refer to sea corrupted as that to make a reference to the movie lol. there are normal fish too btw. most of them hang around in schools inside reef-turned buildings.
okay, so that's the gist of FKS! Casey, Jupiter, and Keigo have been to this sector once because they were trying to find materials and they found the border on accident. Casey almost drowned and they decided that once was enough.
hope you guys liked this! definitely didnt take a few hours to come up with all this haha why would you think that?
and nooo dont ask me what the leviathan looks like nooo then ill have an excuse to draw it and we dont want that haha noooo!
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HI IT'S SKRUNKS im here for the fic ask game >:]
B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?
H: How would you describe your style?
G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?
K: What's the angstiest idea you've ever come up with?
M: Got any premises on the back burner that you'd care to share?
T: Any fandom tropes you can't stand?
(if this is too many to answer feel free to like. pick three or something <3)
WAAAHHH SKRUNKSSSS!!!! >:D i will do my best!!!
B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?
i guess... hmmm... like, a lot of my character elements and dialogue pieces come from personal experience, but not necessarily full plots? i think to be alive (majima in hospital after being freed from the hole) is my most direct "personal experience" kind of fic... most of that was true to my own experience nearly dying, up to and including the fucking awful blood pressure experience, and the shattered faces arguing.
another one that comes from personal experience in a way is i'm sorry i'm sorry (kiryu's nightmare in hospital) because that was literally a nightmare i had in hospital and i've been carrying it with me for a year lmao. it still gets under my skin sometimes but i wrote a followup, the sweetest company, so i try and think about that instead LOL
H: How would you describe your style?
UHHHH... i dunno?? a lot of times i don't really feel like i have a "style" i just feel like i'm stumbling around in the dark. i know that's not really true though? it's just, i have the inside view of how tangled up my brain is so i see all of the things that i don't like, that don't match up, or that feel inadequate.
G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?
that definitely depends... i mean i've done both, especially in multichaps, but i've found that doing things out of order sometimes ends up weaker for me. something about the jumping around makes inconsistencies in my head lol
K: What's the angstiest idea you've ever come up with?
hmm. i guess that depends on the kind of angst...
yearning angst maybe? anything with goromi, or especially the hannya, set while kiryu is in okinawa and majima's still in tokyo. i dunno if you've seen much of my ramblings about the hannya but she's like, the cross between goromi and hannya man, since i think majima's faces are funky like that - there's an ebb and flow and sometimes they take shape together. i have a post here for visual reference with a lovely fanart!! i am still dying over this!!
the essence of the hannya is that she's silent, desperate for love, and possessive - pretty much, kiryu is the only thing she cares and thinks about. so if he isn't there to hold onto her, to remind her that he loves her, well... pain and despair. (see: starlit love)
M: Got any premises on the back burner that you'd care to share?
fuuuuck lol.
ryuji kicking around somewhere - i would love to do this, i really would. but i can't figure out how to write him, or even what he should be doing. i take a slight dead souls approach to him where he's alive as an amputee, though he does not get a gun prosthesis. actually, he doesn't like having a prosthetic arm at all, entirely refusing it.
maid cafe kazumi - this was my original idea long before i went maid cafe goromi! but i do think she's too shy to put on that kind of act, even in private. it's funny because kiryu has no problems with doing it himself, but the idea of acting along - or leading the act - as kazumi just. completely flusters her.
anything with tanimura - i want to write him. i don't know how to write him. i like him. i like him a lot more than i expected. he's also a stealth trans man. that's an experience i'm not quite sure how to write, i guess.
DATE X EARTH ANGEL MAMA - i need it so bad. this was born entirely of a scrambled-brain misconception and it'd be so silly but like... what if... what if i made it cute?
puppyplay kazumaji - specifically, pup majima. i really like it but i just can't get it to work when i try writing it... dog day by faggotrevolution1917 is like, what i WISH i could write, "and then they boned" is what i FEEL like i write LOL.
club four shine meeting kazumi - this one feels out of reach for me because i just don't have yakuza kiwami 2 and my bf never really touched club four shine, lol. i think yuki caught onto hints of goromi way back when, even though she never saw goromi herself, so when kazumi rolls around she's like ":) FINALLY a guy who can admit herself"
nishiki and majima NOT bonding - i feel strongly about this, that they wouldn't get along no matter how hard kiryu might try, but also... like, i view nishiki as a character sympathetically, i understand him, but any time i try and write him i just feel THE WORST because i knew someone that reminds me too much of him and they still make my fucking blood boil because of how they treated me after having been my best friend for years. it's VERY PERSONAL. so like. i don't want to write nishiki horribly out of character - it's one thing if you write a character OOC but positively, because fans of that character can often at least try to nod along. but OOC negatively? people are a lot more upset by that.
drag king haruka - that says it all basically!!
this isn't even a premise it's just a vague "i wish" but i think nair is really really cool and she deserves at least ONE fic featuring her
T: Any fandom tropes you can't stand?
hmmmm... i guess, like:
goromi being hyper-violent - more on that here but basically i don't think she's actually that interested in fighting for fun outside of kiryu. she can and will fight if threatened, but the enjoyment comes from kiryu specifically.
kiryu or majima randomly degrading the other during sex - like if there isn't explicit mention of humiliation/degradation kinks, or any kind of negotiation, even if it's just vaguely referenced... it just does not do it for me. i don't like kiryu randomly saying "you fucking bitch." he would not do that :(
hannya man being easily "shed" - i think the whole point of hannya man is to scare people, by majima pulling all the strings and being mysterious while doing it. so i don't think he'd just pull off the mask and cackle when he's "done with it", you know? he'll slink into the shadows like nothing happened, and some time later, majima will reappear, feigning innocence.
AH i'm sure i've missed some things for any of these questions lol but hopefully not too much?? i hope this was fun/cool/enlightening to read hehehe
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possible timeline for be mine/because, onlyoneof
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so at this point we’ve all noticed that the because mv is not in chronological order! and so i have taken it upon myself to try and make sense of the timeline!
someone probably did this before me and we will def get more clarification in the bts video when that comes out, but in the meantime this is me asking for peer review (feedback from lyonblr). since the characters aren’t named i’m just gonna use stage names.
[reasoning, screenshots, alternative theories, and caveats under the readmore!]
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my general hypothesis:
junji is hanging out at a cafe and rie walks in. they start hanging out a lot after junji asks rie out. one day they make paper cranes how cute and symbolic, they hang out at the pool, it’s a whole thing! very fun and exciting 4 them i love that
junji comes to rie’s place to hang out and they run around in the backyard with a garden hose to cool off, then make food. they go take a nap afterwards, rie plays photographer, and then there may be a vague fade-to-black.
the next time we see them they’re on the couch again having a conversation and rie says something that unexpectedly upsets junji, who spills the box of cranes. he doesn’t look so much angry as hurt and rushes out immediately after rie tries to comfort him.
one evening, junji runs into rie at the phone booth and interrupts his call with a knock on the glass. rie looks surprised at first, bashful next, but they are both glad to see each other.
another night, rie meets junji at the same pool where they previously shared that underwater kiss. this time rie doesn’t join junji in the pool. they go together to the cafe, junji holds rie’s hands and kisses him there instead, the end! 
ALTERNATIVELY TO ALL OF THAT. perhaps junji’s solo simply progresses forward in time and rie’s moves backwards, ruminating on what led them to the breakup. but i don’t want love to lose this time!!! so, let’s start at the start. or is it?
junji and rie notice each other at the cafe. 
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junji sees rie walking away after ordering coffee and runs after him to ask him out, rie says yeah, and junji is very excited about it! (side note i do NOT know korean so it is impossible for me to lip read what it actually is that they say to each other... we might find out in the bts video but if anyone knows now pls lmk! i think i saw someone suggest that junji asked ‘can i see you again’ but idr where)
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ANOTHER THEORY! **if that’s true, if he says ‘will i see you again,’ then it’s possible the pool kiss when rie was wearing (and took off lol) that green patterned shirt was their first meeting! no real evidence for this, and not a whisper of it in the be mine mv, so for my hypothesis i’m deferring to the lowest common denominator, but i think it’s veeeeery possible. could explain that ‘again’ and why rie was at the cafe in the first place when he clearly does laundry at home haha, maybe junji mentioned it and he wanted to see him again too who knows. changes the first sentence of my hypothesis to “junji spots a cutie alone at the pool and introduces himself. they hit it off very well, well enough to kiss underwater.”**
ok now the complicated part that ive hinged my theories on. i counted seven different outfits for each of them across the two music videos; that’s how i organized the scenes to start puzzling out the timeline in the 1st place. so there’s a shot that shows up in both vids, them eating ramen on the balcony with a clothesline above. i was able to identify where 2 out of the 4 shirts were worn in the music videos. the white shirts im unsure of. both characters wear white tees at some point but the print doesn’t match either as far as i can tell and i didnt see the striped white button-down either (it isn’t the one that junji wore during the argument, the stripes are too wide)... hjaelp
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i think maybe its just more of rie’s laundry and there’s no use thinking any harder.
regardless. while they are in the tank top outfits with their hair still damp from the backyard date, we can see these on the clothesline:
a) rie’s green button-down from the pool scene that ends in a kiss
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b) rie’s yellow button-down from them hanging out on the couch doing origami,  listening to music, n dancing on the balcony
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IF we take this to mean that these things have already happened (big if. maybe it’s just random set dressing there is no way to be sure), THEN (**let’s note that i think it’s possible the pool kiss was their first meeting, as i said above!**) before their backyard date/mini photoshoot, they have:
- met at the cafe when junji ran after rie (because it is necessary for them to start actually dating),
- kissed in the pool (shirt is on clothesline), and
- made the paper cranes (shirt also on clothesline).
unsure of what order those things happened in except i think the paper cranes must have come last because of their sheer numbers. there’s so many of them they must have been hanging out for a while to make all those lil guys.
that leaves three more outfits/scenes to be slotted in somewhere, and those are:
- rie’s fuzzy shirt that he wears during the argument and after junji leaves
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- junji’s red button-down that he wears when he interrupts rie’s phone call in the booth at sundown, and
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- rie’s checked blue sweater that he wears when he meets junji at the pool (separate time from the underwater kiss) and during the cafe kiss. this one’s important because it tells me that these two things happened on the same day, and i’ve thus inferred that the pool could be a special place precisely because it was where they first kissed/first met.
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as i see it, junji happened to run into rie (or maybe he was looking for him there) at the phone booth, maybe as he was leaving a message for junji, trying to explain and apologize, and took the opportunity to reconnect. they agreed to meet later and properly sort things out.
rie meets junji at the pool (where they maybe first met), but this time, they don’t kiss underwater in an empty pool where nobody can see them. they go together to the cafe, both a little nervous, and junji kisses rie. 
if, as i’ve seen people speculate (and as i think makes perfect sense! see etienne’s musings here and here, evidence here, and another similar interpretation here), the cafe kiss is a sort of make-up kiss where they re-commit to their relationship, it would make sense for it to be after the fight and the last chronological scene of their story, slightly wary but hopeful and very in love as their relationship evolves!
all that is to say that none of this could be correct in terms of ‘canon’ but it’s what i came up with from what they gave us! thanks for reading :-) what are your thoughts??
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lumity-poggers · 1 year
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My thoughts on Watching and Dreaming
I watched the episode when it premeired last night but i hit post limit so couldnt post about it. Spoilers under the cut. sorry if anything is out of order lol im sick and im just throwing everything i thought last night down on this post.
-Luz being attacked by Amity genuinely made me cry
-"My girlfriend is too big a nerd to misremember an Azura quote" -luz probably
-Lilith having the haircut from For the Future but color scheme from season 1 is a nice touch
-"Dont you recognize your siblings" Ok damn man didnt need to go THAT far
-The giant stone Flapjack in Luz's nightmare killed me and not in the good funny way but in the sad crying way
-in the words of @minty-creator "BELOS FUCKETH OFF" (We were both watching the ep and screaming to each other about it)
-at first I thought belos was gonna try and possess king but then I realized no he's going to possess the fucking boiling isles titan
-I actually kinda liked that The Collector had no concept of death. They're a kid, an IMMORTAL GODLY KID. Of course they wouldnt know what death is
-Pacman Collector will haunt my nightmares
-The Collector needs a hug. I want to give them a hug.
-"You know this cant last forever" that was said to the collector but it feels like it was also aimed towards us
-The Archivists 🤝Pink Diamond "Wanna play a game?" *leaves them lonely*
-ok no but seriously the archivists telling Collector to play with the titans only to wipe them out leaving Collector all alone is just fucking cruel
-The Collector is just a lonely kid LET ME HUG THEM
-Me seeing Raine fight back: YES YOU GO
-Goo Belos in this episode looks like William Afton. Like- Remember that fucking fnaf 3 image where the springtrap head was open showing William? Thats what Belos looks like. Or burntrap from SB take your pick.
-Raine my beloved
-The Belos possessed Titan looks like a fucking dragon holy shit
-"Now that's a spinoff I'd watch" You and me both Luz
-The Collector picking up Raine's earring and realizing that the Raine talking to them wasnt actually Raine, and then looking upset is just AAAAAAAA LET ME FUCKING HUG THEM
-I LOVE that when the collector uses "Kindness and Forgiveness" on Belos IT DOESNT WORK. I FUCKING H A T E THAT TROPE OF POWER OF FRIENDSHIP REDEMPTION. It was one of the few things I genuinely hated about Steven Universe (SU is still a good show tho they just kinda overused villain redemption. And yeah yeah you could argue MLP overuses that too but MLP was ABOUT friendship)
-Luz, Eda, and King's expressions when The Collector hugs Belos is so funny tho. Literally just 👁👄👁
-I literally screamed at Luz's sacrifice. S C R E A M E D.
-Gaster Blaster Belos Real
-"Eda, King, looks like we're going to be split up again. I feel like I should be used to this feeling by now, but I still dont know what to say" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-I like that Luz becomes lights. Not only was the light glyph the first one she learned but her name literally means light.
-Eda, King, and Luz are such a found family I love them
-"I should have thanked them" SCREAMING AND CRYING
-I love that King's dad basically said "Fuck gender"
-I also love that he has a bad girls coven shirt
-Eda makes alchoholic apple blood confirmed?
-Titan Luz is so gender
-Camila best mom
-LET. ME. HUG. THE. COLLECTOR. DAMN IT.
-Luz and King doing the WEH together is so fucking cute.
-For some reason I thought Luz was gonna die again when the titan magic was fading. Like I thought that was keeping her alive.
-Anyone gonna talk about the fact Eda gave Raine a little kiss when saving them from the Belos goop
-the entire episode was so anime but the fight scene between Titan Luz and Belos was just anime as fuck and the smooth animation makes it even better
-"NOW EAT THIS SUCKA" IT ALL COMES FULL CIRCLE
-Look at how fuckin anime this is I love it so much
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-Luz looks so badass btw idk if I mentioned that
-Belos trying to bullshit his way out of this and Luz having NONE OF IT is so great. I hat the "[insert curse/supernatural thing] made me do it so im innocent" trope if it's done poorly or with a character like Belos. Love that they smashed that into the ground with Luz having fucking none of it.
-LOOK AT HOW BADASS AND GENDER SHE LOOKS I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS I AM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS
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-I AM SO GLAD BELOS HAD A GRUESOME DEATH THAT WAS SO SATISFYING.
-I like the touch that Titan Luz isnt affected by the boiling rain
-King's dad is A PUN MASTER
-the reuniting. oh my titan the reuniting. I cried. Gus doing a little illusion with his dad, Amity hugging Alador (with Odalia rightfully in the sidelines), Hunter telling Darius about wolves, Willow and her dads!
-Darius and Eber so want to beat the shit out of Terra, Vitmir, and Adrien.
-Camila pulling Eda and King into a hug with Luz is just. YES.
-Yassified Hooty go brrr
-King giving The Collector Francois was so sweet
-All the kids as adults are so fucking gender. GIVE ME YOUR GENDER.
-All the photos on Luz's bulletin board are so amazing. Especially the one with Hooty dropping from a tree that one made me laugh so hard. Also the Bi Pride pin next to the graduation photo was amazing.
-"Stringbean's Corner" AWWWE
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-ik im doing two screenshots in a row but LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF STRINGBEAN
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-When I tell you I screamed with joy when I saw there was a working permanent portal to the Boiling Isles I mean I SCREAMED WITH JOY
-I love Willow's leaf headband. It just fits her so well.
-I love that Hunter is a palismen carver and carved a Blue Jay to be his new palismen (according to Dana on twt the name of the palismen is Waffle. I love it.), but I also love that Hunter was (or maybe still is) Dell's apprentice by the looks of things
-The grave for Flapjack made me sob. And then the "Thank you for finding me" on it im just. I need a moment.
-HARPY LILITH HARPY LILITH
-Also I just realized now they all have matching Flapjack tattoos. Im gonna cry you guys.
-The way Darius just slides over after shaking Alador is the most tsundere anime thing ever.
-Theres a little abomination in Alador's pocket :0
-Raine with white hair is actually so fucking cool
-Gus looks so cool you cannot tell me otherwise.
-Everyone thought Eda would have like a robotic/abomination arm but no SHE HAS A HOOK AND IT'S AWESOME
-King had a growth spurt lets go!
-The quinceanera being called a king-cenera is just perfect. King is mastering the art of puns just like his father.
-King having his own glyph shapes is just perfect I love it!
-Collector making fireworks shooting stars is amazing
-THEY DID THE HUNTER "BYEEE" TO BOTH THE COLLECTOR AND US
Im going to miss toh. It was one of the best shows Ive ever watched.
Edit: I hat the new post editor istg
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Hello! Could i get male matchup for honkai star rail?
Pronounce: she/her
Sexuality: Straight
MBTI: Intp-t
Appearance: 5'3 ish. Shoulder length black hair and veryy dark brown eyes. Most people say i have a boyish charm.
Personality: introvert. I have a poker face and usually new people get intimated by me but im clingly to my friend. I can go from high energy to 0 quickly. I sometimes cancel plans on last minute bc im just not feeling itand would rather cuddle at home with my pillow.
Likes: cats, dark colour, moon, sour food, my pillow, my best friend, coffee, unripped mango.
Didlike: arrogent people, people who talk too much and often belittle others.
Hobbies: writing, listening to music, drawing, reading books, playing gacha games.
Ideal type: someone whos handsome and loyal. I do prefer abit introverted people but just a bit for me entrovers seem to know too many people for my liking.
Sorry if it sounds weird! Im about to enter my exam hall lol. Bye!
Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! I hope your exam went well! I hope you like your matchup!
In Honkai Star Rail, I match you with...
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Dan Heng is the quiet person of your dreams! He doesn't say much, but when he does say something, it's usually worth listening.
Loves reading with you. If you feel comfortable sharing your writing with him, Dan Heng would provide you with good advice and compliment your work. He thinks anything you write is good but he'll always try to find something he especially liked about it.
Definitely a coffee enjoyer. He's got his regular order, but he'd open to trying anything you recommend. He trusts you to pick something he'll enjoy.
Since you both have poker faces, I think people might be a bit intimidated by you when you're together. But that's just until they get to know you.
Used to dealing with March on a daily basis, so he's used to the bursts of energy you display. But he also understands when you just want to relax. He'll join you and it's only a matter of time until you're both asleep.
I think Dan Heng would be one of the most loyal people in Honkai Star Rail. It takes him a while to open up to people, but once he does, he's with them to the end of the line.
That trait only gets more magnified when it's someone he cares about as much as you. He'll do his best to remember every little thing you tell him and will almost always be aware of his actions and how you might see them.
If he thinks he might be doing something that seems disloyal, he'll stop immediately and check with you. He can be a bit awkward sometimes, but he means well...
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seangelfish · 6 months
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YOU WOULD BE WRONG ACTUALLY ‼️ im not from either of those but i do have family in scotland and am half scottish although you wouldnt guess it 😞🙏
YOU SOUND LIKE YOURE SPONSORED BY BUYEE IT MAKES ME LAUGH, the whole free shipping for 2000 yen really sells it at the end so i believe i may just have to look into using it 👁️👁️
THE PRICES ARE SO SURPRISING CAUSE KNIGHTS IS FAIRLY POPULAR ??? and also leo is a really popular character but his merch can be so fairly priced but also crying about the ritsu merch BOOO LET ME JUST HAVE THEM BOTH 😡🫵❌
oh my god also my merch i ordered came the other day THERES SO MUCH like a whole load of arashi pashas, a lot of izumi merch, some misc knights merch and then 2wink merch BUT I GOT LEO PINS THAT CAN GO IN MY SILLY LITTLE BEAR BAG OF HIS hes such a cutie
ainon has also unfortunately fallen ill aughhh big L on my part 😞😞 its probably just like a really bad cold or flu so ill be up and alive again in a few days i just havent left bed the whole weekend
the recent fics ALSO AUGUGUHHUH YOU 🫵🫵🫵 never fail to impress im so serious !! the tatsumi flower prompts were so sweet ahhh AND THE JEALOUS HCS RINNE THINKS HES SOOOO FUNNY 👎👎👎 but i also did giggle at his stupid behaviour hes so goofy i love him
CONGRATS ON REACHING 300 FOLLOWERS YOU DESERVE THEM ALL !!! the 300 followers event sounds so interesting and id love to know more about it !!!
- ainon ᡣ𐭩
Wow, then I have no idea LOL those are all my guesses... o(TヘTo)
I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF THAT WHENEVER I TRY TO GET MY MOOTS TO USE BUYEE LMAO they should really sponsor me, I'm bringing in BUSINESS! ( ` ꒳ ´ )✧ But it's really good. The first merch I bought on Buyee was a Kanata Shinkai badge set! Also, if you're buying multiple items, always consolidate when they all reach the warehouse so you won't need to pay shipping everytime!
Omg, that sounds like such a cute haul!! 🥺💕 I wish I could see them, haha! <3
Aw, hope you get well soon, ainon! I've been sick for the last 4 weeks LMAO but it's finally clearing up now. So just get some rest!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!! It was kind of hard writing for Tatsumi, so I'm really glad you liked it! The Rinne one haha he really is goofy LOL
AND THANK YOU AGAIN!! 🥺💖💖💖 The event announcement is posted so you can check that out! Hopefully I see you request something for the event. You're literally like one of my OGs on this blog 😭💕
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arlecchno · 2 years
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YES HELLO IM VERY HAPPY TO BE GETTING BACK TO SENDING ASKS MORE OFTEN HEHE - tbh for some reason im fairly good at manifesting dreams because ive noticed for me personally if im thinking about something a bunch before falling asleep theres a pretty big chance that , if i have a dream that night , itd be about the thing i think about , and surprise surprise .. i think about genshin a lot so ive had my fair share if genshin or genshin related dreams , in order of appearance , ive seen: xiao , thoma , childe & scaramouche , albedo & kaeya & diluc & jean , and ofc haitham and kaveh ! sometimes i think about how alhaitham would act towards me as well and , dude , i do NOT think he would tolerate my bullshit whatsoever HAHAH like maybe hed tolerate me in the beginning but once i get comfy its the end of that whole relationship because im incredibly annoying and loud .
im passionate for so many of these silly funky little shits in genshin man , all my friends know me for being a kazuha lover too 😭😭 THE FIRST TIME I WORE A RING TO SCHOOL THEY ALL JOKED ABOUT ME “finally marrying kazuha” LMFAO —
HELL YEAH VALIDATION FOR MY STUPID PORTRAYAL ‼️‼️ there was actually a part where haitham had to explain the joke to kaveh here imma type it out —
k: who are you calling a fool you scoundrel ?? also its so not true that he could beat me in a fight
and then the note from the kaveh rper: “bros DENYING it but we all know alhaitham solos”
a: once again , kaveh , denial is a river in the desert .
k: seriously i dont understand you sometimes alhaitham whatever youre trying to explain doesnt make any sense -
a: its a kind of word play , kaveh — see this is why i call you a fool — you do know what the nile river is , correct ? i wouldnt be that surprised if you didnt though .
k: i obviously know what the nile river is - I just dont understand the word play your implying [crosses his arms in "I won't stop posing like this til I get an answer”] (exact words from the kaveh LMFAO)
a: “the nile” and the word “denial” sound similar .
i was hanging on by a T H R E A D when i made haitham make that jokes because on one hand it is SO not a thing he would say but on the other … its funny . and since it was practically a crack taken serious rp i was like fuck it why not . hopefully i managed to stay in character LOL .
holding my hands out rn please diluc …. literally trading my hutao for any dilucs i can get rn HAHAH
asters name isnt even their original one lmfao , they adopted it when they settled into mond because well , cant have anyone knowing you were an ancient khaenriahn soldier yaknow . their original name (now their legal last name) is stigandr which means wanderer in old norse , and before you say anything about it , i made aster way before scara was announced playable so it is merely coincidence . the name aster was chosen for them for actually a multitude of reasons , them being that it means “star” , the fact that its a flower in mondstadt , and that i actually also used to go by that name as well !
they arent exactly besties with kaeya , infact their permanent residence is actually dawn winery so .. i imagine you know where this is going HAHAH - based off of my own personal relationship with kaeya , aster absolutely DESPISED him at first , not in any serious way but like “this bitch is annoying as hell” and its totally a slowburn friendship . when they both eventually became good enough friends , aster helped the ragbros reconcile . i like to think aster also has a sibling like relationship with diluc (hear me out , the fucking angst possibilities with this that i wont elaborate on rn , maybe later if youre interested) and is like debating on marrying kaeya platonically so that they can be legal siblings LOL
COTTON CANDY IS GREAT YESS my school sells different flavors other then the red and blue and my gods the mint and hot chocolate flavors are delicious -
we can be weird together h , because ME TOO ive been obsessed with him ever since i saw him . like at first it was gender envy and then i saw his personality and just fell immediately . heizou please marry me -
oh thats cool ! i think its nice that you finished the stuff bc now you can kinda relax in that aspect of your life right ? :D good luck with your future studies though lmfao -
OMG YOURE GONNA SAY GOODBYE TO BRICK WALL WINDOW ? congratulations !! i also have that problem with my stuff , so much of my shit has a lot of sentimental meaning and i refuse to throw them out hahah
LMAO the one inch away from going insane is so me . oof though , driving …. shivers …… i dont think id be ready to drive ever lmao ive driven , like , a go kart before (it kinda felt like a real car man .. it had doors and everything) and that was like borderline terrifying .
i meaaan .. i never said you couldnt be biased but yeah understandable ! kazuha would be a wonderful roomie . hes also one of my top candidates for if i had to room w a genshin character . the other 2 on the top 3 podium are thoma and heizou hahah - mostly heizou though , i love him and would love his opinion on my multitude of theories regarding various media , and i would totally try to get him to obsess over things with me hehe , we also have similar taste in food based off his lines lmao . anyways before i go off and write an essay on 100 reasons me and heizou are compatible together im going to cut myself off LMFAO - i do agree that even some of our favs would be absolutely insufferable to room w , i too would avoid rooming w scara unless he signed a contract not to yell or be too mean to me because like . i WOULD cry . unless we were friends beforehand i guess . same with alhaitham - like im kinda into his personality and how he wouldnt sugarcoat anything but id rather not start sobbing infront of him yknow lolol
my exploration progress is .. well not very much honestly ! ive only maxxed out one subsection of mondstadt because im just too lazy to do exploration , and no reward can get me to walk around for an extended period of time , especially because im practically blind id be walking around in circles for like 5 minutes looking for a fucking oculi that was underground and/or above me 😭😭 (this literally happened to me so many times) my story progress is decent i guess ? im slightly behind on my archon quests but thats because i want to drag my friend into commentating on it with me because its funny - im on the second act of the sumeru quests rn , the one where were psychologically abusing setaria /j my main genshin team is kaeya , albedo , xiao , and kazuha ! its not as elementally balanced as id like , but they are my sillies and dont have the heart to replace any of them yet
i hope youre day has been well too ! (even though im like pretty sure you usually respond to my asks at like 6am) id have sent my last response earlier if academics werent fucking me over so much (semi exaggeration) LMFAO
questions questions ! whats your favorite kind / flavor of chocolate ? or pastry if you dont like / cant have chocolate ? (can you tell im planning something lol .)
— jellyfish
HELLO HELLO YOU!!! i've finally got to answer your ask i'm terribly sorry that it's been a while 😢😢😢😢
i think if i had your abilities to dream about the things i think about a lot i'd be having the time of my life bro... my dreams are so random like did you know last night i dreamt about having two of my teeth fall out and how they were absolutely GINORMOUS for no reason? i woke up thinking they actually fell out and had to check myself and look around my bed to see if there were any teeth there,, truly a weird new experience/fear i will literally cry if i lose a single tooth
not the married to kazuha allegations!!!! whenever someone mentions about my kazuha obsession i'd humbly take it as both a proud moment and an embarrassment for me because yes! i love kazuha will all my heart! but am i that lonely that i resort to the comfort of a pixel character...? maybe that's why i'm a writer now /j (I'M JUST KIDDING this is how i usually view myself as a kazuha enjoyer LMAO/)
also THAT BIT OF YOUR RP TOOK ME OUT 😭😭😭😭 me and kaveh twins fr we would be SO clueless when it comes to jokes about wordplay,, even if this was a rp i think this would be canon in a modern au because i can actually see haitham as someone who can joke when he feels like it and when he does,, it's just him making this 😐 face while he explains the joke and kaveh being like 😠🤨 at first and then 😧 when he finally gets it. and then haitham is just there waiting for kaveh's foul comments and retorts.... okay i've clearly gotten ahead of myself with this LOL
please trade with your hu tao. i've been trying to pull for her but she's not even bothered to come home to me smh this is the third lantern rite yet i still don't have her 😔
and WOW!!! the depth to aster's name is honestly fascinating :0 it's nice to see that you've given them a solid background while still stringing them with the genshin lore that's just so incredible!! also them being a permanent residence of dawn winery. i can imagine the pure chaos it is getting along with ragnvindr brothers (or attempt to, at least) but their development with aster sounds great!!!! i definitely see aster being someone they'd lean to eventually. would love to see how they all first met though LMAO aster and kaeya would have so many awfully idiotic banters and diluc's just.... there watching them argue like teenagers
yes!!! finals have always been a pain for me because they're the most important part of your grade so i'm definitely relieved it's now over,, though my results weren't what i had expected i could care less at this point,, and yes unfortunately i am gonna say goodbye to my brick wall view 😔 i no longer get to enjoy the blissful view from my window, staring into the beautiful void of my neighbour's wall </3 driving is gonna be such a terrifying experience for me . let's hope i don't crash into a tree like my cousin did a few years back.... haha.....
glad we're on the same page with the roommate thing!!! i'm quite embarrassed to say that i had forgotten about thoma because.... he's literally the perfect roommate. bro's a housekeeper, he knows EVERYTHING about household stuff... and bro's a total malewife too i can't believe i didn't consider him at the time
oh i HATE when oculis are underground and you're just above thinking that it was there... sumeru is very pretty but the underground areas are such a hassle to explore smh!!!
albedo.... man i'm so upset that i still don't have him 😭 had to skip his last rerun because i have already milked all of my primos for cyno (and his weapon but,,, unfortunately elegy came home instead . two. fucking. times.) and i thought about rolling for him since there were many speculations of him having a possible rerun next patch.
i seriously believed it because khoi (albedo's eng va) was hosting the 3.5 livestream but then shenhe and ayaka suddenly appeared for the upcoming batch...???? (not to mention cyno too?!?! this dude had his banner 5 months ago!) my life literally flashed before my eyes . guess i've got to wait for the next winter patch or something for him 💔
don't worry about your team not being elementally balanced.... haha.... you should see my friendship team. i really just slap on whatever character i haven't maxxed out their friendship lvl yet and call it a day
don't worry about not sending me asks on time!!! it's important to focus on irl stuff so it's fine to do whatever. i, too, have quite been neglecting this blog this month due to personal stuff 😢😢😢 take all the time you need!
to answer your question... i don't exactly enjoy chocolate. I MEAN i like it but not for a long period of time eating it,, i'd get all queasy and shit 😭 i do enjoy milk chocolate and white chocolate though, they're the least that could make me sick
as for pastries,,, this is seriously hard considering how insanely obsessed i am with pastry goods 😔 every time i pass by a cafe or a bakery i always fight the urge to head in and buy every single pastry there is because THEY'RE ALWAYS SO GOOD!!! if i had to choose...... donuts. you can never go wrong with them . also cinnamon rolls definitely secures in second place. overall i'm just a really dedicated puff pastry enjoyer i hope i can learn how to bake one day (i tried cooking an egg and almost burnt the kitchen down)
i hope my replies this time aren't too long for you to read 😢😔 i'm making up for the times i've gone missing so if you read until here then that's nice of you,, i'm a real rambler if given the opportunity.
question!!!! what's your current favourite song :0
hope you're having a wonderful day today, don't forget to rest well 😙🪐🤍
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dommelody · 3 years
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this fanfic is written while considering all of the characters being adults in another time line where everyone is living a peaceful life so don't come at me with that talk about "OMG THEY'RE MINORS" if u do I'll slap u with the slipper that im wearing lmao , anyways as if u see im hella lazy so im not that active in here, moreover i got alot of exams those weeks but finally im free for like 1 week ? two ? idk for niw im free af,so if someone got some ideas don't hesitate and send it to okay?(especially those hawt characters who seem to be submissive and breedable lol) i think there were few of u who send me some requests sorry for not replying I'll try to respond if ur idea is hella good hehu now even if u want to discuss anything about any topic about anime and stuff just ask haha need sone friends out here *crying while eating banana * shoot that was sus lmao ...
then~ enjoy ~ ♡
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cw: sub!draken , sub!mitsuya , dom!reader, public sex...
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"master they might hear us~" mitsuya said with a shaking voice while all you can hear in the restroom were his moans and the lewd sounds u make while fucking him rough which were all covered with music ..
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tomorrow is a holiday so all the gang's division's captains decided to have dinner at a famous restaurant so you decided to go and have fun ,fun in ur own way♡
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when you entered the restaurant there was a big table beside the window, everyone was there and luckily u found a sit right in front of draken and mitsuya ,after u took your seat everyone started eating, laughing and drinking.. both of draken and mitsuya were forced to drink since it was a special dinner to celebrate pah-chin's marriage ..after the talk and all everyone was under the alcohol's spell,some slept and other got to the bathroom ,you started to get bored however seeing both draken and mitsuya fighting the urge to sleep was adorable,then you decided to tease them a little bit,you slided your leg that was covered under the table between draken's thighs reaching his dick then you started to move it up and down until he suddenly hid his face on the table ,with a heavy panting he whispered :"w-we can't do it here t-they will hear u-ahhhng ♡"
"since when did i have to ask for your opinion on each thing i do?,hmmm?" with that cold look on your face draken got red like a tomato ,"look at you draken,what should we do if someone sees you now at this state, do you even know what kind of face you're making~?".
with all that embarrassment and shame he said while trying to stop his moans from coming out:"what are you talking about, something like this is nothi-hmm♡",you shut his mouth with your hand"as i thought you don't get it don't you?right now all i can see is a slutty look that begs for my touch,but you know what? at first i was gonna be nice and gentle but now you will have to endure this erection of yours until we go back home,of course touching yourself is forbidden ♡",he didn't even try to reject your order he just hide his face on the table and started whining like a puppy.
a few minutes later, the other members came back from the restroom, then smiley asked:"did draken sleep already? that's rare!! ,alcohol usually don't affect him easily ,well we drank too much i guess haha,how about you mitsuya?"
"well,me? i'm a bit sleepy and-hnnn-"
"bro you okay? your face is so red "
"i-i'm okay hehe,i suddenly got a stomachache"
"is that so? then be careful if it gets worse just go home "
"y-yeah t-thanks"
however,probably no one was able to know what was going on in there ,surely it wasn't a stomachache but in fact it was your fault,you started touching his clothed dick with your feet ,moreover you unzipped his pants and started teasing his bare skin down there,mitsuya was always your obedient puppy,unlike draken who sometimes rebels on order you give him ,mitsuya will seek for your praise more than anything else .
then you whispered while covering your mouth from smiley who was two seats away from you ,"don't worry sweetheart i didn't forget you ,so i'm giving you all the attention you want ♡." then he smiled with blush all over his face then whispered back :"hng,d-do as you like ,master♡",as soon as he said that you stood up and said:"mitsuya you don't look well so at least let me sit beside you ,so I'll be able to check on you faster that way if you got fever "
"yea i think that will help"smiley said without knowing what was even going on ,poor soul lol.
there was a seat between draken and mitsuya so you sat there and started touching his dick with your hand gently and with the other hand you pretended to check on him by putting your hand on his forehead in front of smiley,then u said :"smiley i think i should take mitsuya to the restroom he's sweating alot ".
"yea please do , i would like to help but im already wasted lol"
"haha thats because u drank to much,you-,oh hes asleep haha,hello? yea hes absolutely wasted lol,so how about we go sweetheart ?"
while smiley slept the other members were already gone everyone got plans for the rest of the night so you were free to speak with mitsuya there without worries ~♡...
u turned to mitsuya telling him to stand up to go to the restroom but we absolutely missed something, well before i started speaking with smiley about going to the restroom ,i left mitsuya's pants open didn't i ?,while his hard dick out ofcourse what to do ?hmmmm?
as expected he was a blushing mess even though hes ur obedient puppy, walking the way to the restroom with his dick out will be hella embarrassing ,btw mitsuya was wearing an overcoat so u got an idea to tease him even more..
"mitsuya come here, if you stick to me with ur closed coat they wont notice right ?,come here sweetheart ,or~ do u want to be left alone like draken over there ?''
after hearing that mitsuya stood up and started walking while sticking his dick thats only covered by the coat behind u which is almost rubbing ur buttcheek ,just imagine him walking shyly behind u panting like crazy and all .....what a show 🖤
u got to the restroom and quickly found a stall and closed the door then,"mitsuya suck my dick,will u ?"
with this order he turned red but on the same time his body was honest because as soon as u showed your dick he started leaking precum, "enjoying the view from down there aren't u ~"
while he was on his knees u slapped him with ur dick getting a lustful look from him then u grabbed his head and started fucking his throat roughly ,quickly without mercy,then finished inside his mouth,while his face was a mess with ur cum he was panting and letting out some moans ,then when u realized .. u said :"pfft,seriously mitsuya ? did u come untouched while i fucked your throat?,i guess you're on heat lol ,what a slut ~♡,well unfortunately i didn't bring condoms so i can't give u what u want sweetheart,so let-??, mitsuya~, i see~ u are definitely in heat~"
after being told that u cant do it there he sat on the toilet while spreading his legs to u while getting out a butt plug from his hole then as soon as it was out his hole were leaking with some lotion he seems to have been preparing his hole for his master how naughty~♡.
"mitsuya u gave me an idea , do u know what u got urself into? " , then u got down alittle bit and whispered on his ear "im gonna fuck u so hard, ill fill u up with my cum and then since we're doing it raw ,we can't leave ur hole leaking with cum in from of others dont we?,sooo,we're going to plug your ass with all of my cum inside without wasting a single drop. and we will have u walk in public and in front of our friends with that hot cum inside ur belly ~,don't worry if we get lucky maybe u will get pregnant Haha♡ ",with u provoking him he started whining like an impatient puppy while squeezing his wet hole ,then u gave him what he wanted ,u slide ur dick in one go inside him,getting the lewdest look from mitsuya " master im so full with yours ♡,fill me up more pleaaseeee ♡"
"mitsuya you're definitely drunk ,but well im happy to see this side of u hehe,then lets get serious and finish it quickly before smily wakes up,what about draken ?,hes definitely jealous right now getting even harder while imagining us fucking in the restroom, haha maybe he came just from imagining about that♡"
u grabbed mitsuya's thighs then started fucking him dumb going in and out like there is no tomorrow then u leaned down kissing him to make him lower his moans which were filling the restroom, u tried then to pull from the kiss thinking that he needed some seconds to breath ,but then mitsuya suddenly grabbed u back ," master if u dont kiss me im afraid that ill get louder,ahnn-♡"
" i see~,our mitsuya cant help it but to feel so good when i fuck him roughly~♡♡"
then u held him up and made him face the wall after that u fucked him from behind while the lewd sounds are filling the restroom...
but i guess that wasnt a problem to worry about since the music was loud
then, u picked up the pace even rougher and faster while mitsuya was a drooling mess while his eyes rolled back from the intense sex u are having ,then u bited his neck leaving a kiss mark on it then u came inside of him . as soon as u finished, u said smirking ," haaa,that felt amazing sweetie ,but i think u shouldn't waste a drop of my cum ,right?, now show me what a good boy you're and plug it urself ♡"
as soon as u said that mitsuya grabbed the plug and put his knee on the closed toilet then he lifted his ass up then started inserting it while panting like crazy ,half of it was of course because of the intense sex u had but the other half was because u were staring intensely at him plugging himself just the thought of being seen by u while touching himself turned him on..
then to avoid accidents like having someone enter the restroom while u were in there u helped him dress up and then quickly got out safely hehe♡..
"hey guys u are lateeeee,heyy i think draken has fever he was mumbling alone with a low voice while panting heavily ,hes definitely in pain having a high fever,i tried to help him but he was weirdly agressive and stopped me right away ,well sorry guys i have to go angry is waiting for me outside sooo take care~"
u answered:" yea u too be careful on ur way home, and dont worry I will take a goo~d care of draken "
after smiley left draken lifted up his head to u , damn that hungry look on his face with drool from his red lips~ ,when he saw u, he let out some low panting sounds as if he was whining like a puppy waiting for attention ,then he grabbed u down from his sit and kissed u a real quick but deep kiss :"master ur so cruel having ur way with mitsuya while letting me here alone suffering from this erection",then u leaned down to reach his ear then whispered:"did u have fun while imagining lewd stuff about us ? hmm ,ur soo naughty draken " then u bit his ear ,while squeezing his left nipple which was covered with his shirt ,then he let out a low moan and as soon as he realized something ,he hid his face down and told u with a cracked voice :" u c..can go alone i..ill foll..ow u after i p..pay t..the bills,hmm♡", as soon as he finished talking , u sat beside him and slid ur hand below the table to quickly insert it down his underwear then as u thought he came from just those touches from u..:" u really keep surprising me teddy bear, pfft u came just from that haha, how can anyone believe that our strongest vice president is a slut seeking my touch,how cute~♡,well u will have to walk all~ the way home with that underwear of yours which is a mess with ur cum,well dont worry when we get home u wont need it anyway ~,i wont let u sleep tonight~"
then u were about to get out of the restaurant which was luckily almost getting ready to close up ,since there's not alot of customers there ,u payed the bills while mitsuya and draken sticking to u from behind
then the worker there noticed :"umm are they okay their faces are red ,maybe fever ? "
"yea i think so also they drank too much thats why haha ,right ? draken , mitsuya?"
while customers were all gone u started touching their butt from behind while speaking with the worker,then they said while trying to smile to them :"ye..yes w..we dran..k too much hehe"
" i see please take care then , i think u should take some medicines too, to get better, please come back again~"
then u replied :"yea,then we will be going, we will come back again~"
then u lifted ur hand and stopped teasing them then they quickly followed u,well it was night so i think no one will notice right ?
"hey , umm.. i mean what did u do with mitsuya ?"
"hmm ~ ,why don't u ask him then ?, hehe"
then he turned to him ,previously ,he didn't focus on mitsuya that much, but now seeing mitsuya's lewd face , that red face which were luckily hidden by the night's dark sky,he got it right away..
"next time don't let me alone like that i was lonely and scared ,that piece of shit smiley freaked the shit out of me ,when he stood up trying to check on me"
"damn we should drink together more often ur so drunk who thought that I'll get to see this honest and cute side u ,haha but well, that must've been scary , sorry maybe i pushed u too far but you know that was a punishment so its normal, maybe I'll reward u when we get home for finishing the punishment as i ordered, well ,u came even though i told u not to tho~lol"
"SHUT UP, WILL YA "
"but ur blushing ~", "IM NOT"
then you passed a hot night with ur precious partners, however, that'll be another story to tell♡..
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p-taryn-dactyl · 2 years
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Sorry I don’t have any specific ideas, but since you’re writing for Legends, please write something with Ray! He needs more love 😌
a/n: i went with some headcanons lol (some are x reader, both platonic and romantic btw) also, thank you so much for requesting!! i love ray palmer as well and i hope you like this
Ray Palmer Headcanons
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You see this man? This precious being? Cinnamon roll.
He might be one of the smartest people alive but he's constantly confused, no clue what's going on but excited to be there
if he's really into an invention, he will sometimes hole up in his room working on it. after a span of two weeks once, nate had to drag him out by his ear
ik it's marvel, but he's like if you took tony stark and scott lang and smushed them into a new person along with a golden retriever
He looks like you would catch him at 3am eating peanut butter straight from the jar
The one time the Legends went to Disneyworld to catch a demon possessed Mickey Mouse (this wasn't shown bc of copyright reasons), he made everyone wear matching tourist t-shirts and mickey ears. Rory tried to set his on fire. They went on every ride and at one point, Nate and Ray had their arms full of food and gift bags. (Ray got a Dash figurine for Barry Allen). The last thing for this is: imagine Ray and surprisingly Mick, getting nervous to meet Cinderella - like you would if you were meeting Beyonce or your favorite celeb
he actually likes cherry flavoured things. enjoys cough syrup
Platonic x [name] headcanons:
if you're his best friend (along with Nate bc come on, those two are a package deal) prepare for the most supportive friendship ever
you will never feel lonely and if you do, he will do anything to bring a smile to your face (he once bought you seven puppies but that ended in you and Nate caring for your friend who had forgotten about his allergies)
Star Wars marathons. He knows every. single. line. But always acts surprised when it's revealed that Luke and Leia are twins.
he also just seems like someone who would watch I Love Lucy (idk if im getting this from cannon or im projecting but still). If you love sitcoms, then you're in luck bc if it's not Star Wars...it's a sitcom.
he likes musical theater
you and Ray have a very close friendship to the point that if either of you are in a relationship, the partner are dating both of you as well.
when he's working on an invention, and you're bored, you'll be sitting on his work bench, eating junk food while he works. sometimes you throw a cheeto at his head when you see he's about to put something in the wrong place - which could lead to another explosion
if you two fight, he's always the first one to apologize, no matter if it was your fault. if it was his fault (like forgetting movie/game night) he would literally shower you in snacks...have you ever had doritos and gummy bears rain down on you? well now you have (they are packaged btw lol)
your stuff is never broken. ever. he always fixes it
when he and Nora got married, Nate was sobbing and you were the officiant - but you almost couldn't get any words out considering you were both laughing bc you were nervous and crying bc YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS GETTING MARRIED AND APPARENTLY YOU COULDN'T MARY NORA TOO. YOU ASKED.
Romantic headcanons:
oh boy. any doubt you've ever had about a relationship flies out of your head by the first date
this man pampers you. whether it be with expensive gifts or the wacky key chain he found at a gas station that reminded him of you
he is the little spoon
on fancy dates, he will literally buy out an entire restaurant so you're alone for the night. well except for the private band he's paying. the first time this happened, your fourth date, you were scared he was proposing when he brought out a 'special' dessert. it was just a cake he baked himself.
he definitely knows his way around a kitchen - always creating new dishes for you to try
on more casual dates, you order take out, watch crappy movies and play games. he acts mad that you always beat him in uno but he never told you that he shuffles the cards in a way to let you win. he loves the look on your face when you triumphantly lay down your last card.
in arguments, he always gives you space to cool down if it's a loud argument. if you apologize first, it's because he was too busy getting you apology gifts. if he apologizes first, its in the minutes right after the fight. if he ever, ever, makes you cry (which is rare), he'll stop what he's saying, make sure you're ok with him touching you, cup your face and wipe away your tears before pulling you into a hug, murmuring sweet assurances
you guys will have a bunch of laughs, pillow fights, and nights where you stay up doing face masks, each others nails, and telling each other secrets and sharing stories from your childhood
a/n: well, im sorry if this sucked lol, ray is such a fun character and i couldn't write anything negative about him. i'm aware there's a bit more best friend headcanons than romantic and that's purely bc i was starting to fall for another fictional character and had to stop myself
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lightmycandle · 3 years
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Things I Learned From NYTW RENT AKA
Stringing Together My Incoherent Thoughts
Voice Mail #1
- The speakkk in this sounds like they hate life. Honestly same.
- Roger worked at a bar and was fired
- Mark was cut off financially
Splatter
- IM SORRY WHAT
- 20 seconds of awful Roger music and then the opening number starts playing?
- This sounds much slower
- WHAT THE ACTUAL-
- ????
- TW SUICIDAL THOUGHTS: MARK WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF BY JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW
- THATS WHY THIS SONG IS CALLED SPLATTER
- THIS IS SO MORBID
- Oh ok that’s not Adam
- What is going on with this music? It gets weirdly faster but immediately slows down im so confused
- Mark is definitely taking his and Maureen’s breakup harder here
- Every time they say “last month’s rent” instead of “last year’s rent” it throws me off
- The transition to “you ok honey” is just not it
- I can’t get over how different Collins and Joanne sound
- Ngl I miss my bass baritone Collins :(
- There is absolutely no chemistry in Cangel’s interaction whatsoever
- I’m still so shocked over how morbid this is-
- So basically Marker are both very much not ok
- The reason Mark’s parents cut him off was because he wasn’t a business major?
- I’m so glad they changed the ending to “cause everything is rent”
- Well, that was an experience
You’re A Fool
- “For someone cool you’re a fool” and then Mark’s little dejected “I know” 💀
- Do Marker even like each other? Or are they both just depressed besties-
- “Some of our parents don’t pay our bills” isn’t Mark cut off??
- “Mr. Negative cause he’s HIV positive” is such a low blow, I can’t believe that was once a Mark line considering he’s always supporting Roger, as well as telling him to go out and talking sense into him
- The lyrics are a bit bland and somewhat mean but overall I’m vibing to the music
- Ok so Mark still does try to get Roger to go out
- “I don’t fit in anymore, all right?!” hurts. I don’t know if he’s saying that because he feels as though he needs to spend all his time writing or if he’s saying that because he’s just depressed and he doesn’t have the energy to do the things he once loved
- Mark is obviously very upset at the thought of Roger dying, but doesn’t want to show it too much. He just wants to make as many memories as he can with him, and wants him to at least have fun and be surrounded by people who love him before he goes. So now I’m starting to see more of final-version-Rent Mark poke through.
- “If you only knew - I spend so much time obsessing, it’s depressing.” Woah I actually relate a lot to that Mark w h a t
- I kinda love how we get to see Mark’s personality and know a bit more about him. In the final version, we don’t really know a lot about Mark because he’s basically narrating (which is fine) until Roger calls him out before he leaves for Santa Fe
- WOAH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
- THEYRE CALLING EACH OTHER OUT NOW JUST LIKE THEY DO IN GOODBYE LOVE
Today 4 U
- THEY REALLY CHANGED THE ORDER A LOT HUH
- “Whose music is the purest on the Bowery I believe” ANGEL AS A BOWERY BEAUTY NEWSIES AU
- This song sounds the closest to the final version
- “toDay for you”
- The only difference so far that I’ve noticed is that Angel says “work so well” instead of “go so well”
- THE LINE DELIVERY FOR “That dog is now in doggy hell” I AM SCREAMING
Do A Little Business
- What exactly is going on in this song
- ✨ Benny is unhinged 😍 ✨
- LOL MARK IS SO ENTHUSIASTIC TO SEE HIM /s
- I forgot Angel was even here 💀
- “What kind of hag - I mean dog, do you have?” I AM LOSING IT
- “Evita’s an Akita” “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.” JAIL
- I’m actually scared of Benny this man is vicious what is going on
- What is with the random Today 4 U music but at the end??
- I guess Mimi doesn’t exist 😍
Female to Female A
- If they would’ve kept this, then in Take Me or Leave Me Maureen would’ve been projecting because she’s being a little controlling rn
- Maureen’s manipulativeness is already showing
- “It’s times like these I really appreciate Mark” YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT-
Come to the Meeting
- I like the “Benny was a dilettante, Benny met a debutante” lyric a lot
- Roger has a car that originally belonged to April
- Angel asks about April instead of Mimi, because she simply does not exist 😍
- Mark honey you’re being a bit too harsh
- TW SELF HARM: I think I’m having trouble with the context clues here but I think Roger was a cutter :/
- Well this is just upsetting, I just feel really bad for these fictional characters ugh
He Says
- WOAH THIS IS THE SAME MELODY TO GOODBYE LOVE
- “He says he doesn’t think that love is possible anymore” “It’s not!” HEAVY FORESHADOWING. Mimi has to exist now, it only makes sense
- “One day I’ll/he’ll fix that car she left me/him and fly” Does this mean Roger’s success or his death??
- Gosh I feel a lot more sympathy for Mark in this version. Before, in the final version, I felt sorry for him because I could only imagine how scary it was for him to be the “one of us to survive” but at the same time he literally came from Scarsdale. Like sir you come from a rich neighborhood, have parents that seem to care about you and you’re out here claiming to be a struggling artist? At least you can just move back upstate when it gets too rough, the others can’t. However at the same time I wondered if maybe his family were toxic and controlling; but in this one I know a bit more about the backstory
- “I don’t believe a word he says.” I SERIOUSLY LOVE MARK. THATS ALL.
- I swear I recognize the melody at the very end of this song but I can’t pinpoint it
- OH MY GOSH
- OH NO IM GONNA CRY
- ROGER IS SINGING THE BEGINNING OF “WILL I” AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HIS ONE GREAT SONG AT THE SAME TIME AND SHHSHSBSUSBGAU
- My heart HURTS
- I kinda wish this would’ve been kept in, it’s so real and raw (the whole musical is but still)
The Right Brain
- ONE SONG GLORY YES
- Wait what never mind it’s called the right brain and has completely different lyrics
- “I lost my map” DOES ANYBODY HAVE A MAP ANYBODY MAYBE HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW-
- I really really like this but I can see why the lyrics were changed
- Roger screaming “right brain” instead of “glory” is absolutely sending me
- Someone called this the Zombie Version of Rent and I am crying
- That final “riiiiiight braaaaiiiinnnnn” PLEASE
- I AM SO CONFUSED
- WAIT A MINUTE
- Oh. Ok. So there’s… that.
- I’m cringing ahhh
- Oh gosh that was so off key I can’t
- This song is such a bop I’ve replayed it again but “time diiiiiiiiiiies, right braaaaaaaaainnnnn, can’t find the riiight braiiinn” 💀💀💀💀💀
- OH MY GOSH LIGHT MY CANDLE IS STARTING EVERYONE BE QUIET
- “The door!” This song really broke my already broken humor
Light My Candle
- Why does this sound like Contact?
- Oh ok there’s the LMC I know and love
- I kinda liked that buildup
- “I’m not going?” MARK??
- MIMI EXISTS!!!!!!
- Wait is this Daphne? It sounds a lot like her but doesn’t at the same time
- “What?” OK ITS DEFINITELY DAPHNE
- The knock sounds so loud in this one considering how soft they’re singing
- IM USED TO HEARING ROGERS DISBELIEVING GIGGLE WHEN HE SAYS “WHAT” BUT THIS “WHAT” MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THIS MAN IS PROBABLY IN A TRANCE
- Someone said Roger sounds high and I couldn’t agree more lol. Also Mimi sounds somewhat ghostly to me? Does that make sense? As if she’s just some sort of phantom drifting along. I feel like Renée Elise Goldsberry’s Mimi acted ghostly during LMC too and Daphne’s was more desperate but fiery? I’ve always loved both portrayals of it, but it’s interesting to see the changes. I think because this version is significantly slower and feels almost deathly is the reason why she sounds like this
- “Here it-oh, no.” ROGER REALIZING HIS DUMB MISTAKE LOL
- “A candy bar wrapper” THAT WAS AWFUL(LY GOOD) VOICE ACTING. MIMI DEFINITELY DOESNT BELIEVE YOU NOW SO 10/10
- The “Mimi” part is a little longer
- LMC is the best song in Rent, no I am not taking any criticism - it just is
On the Street/Voice Mail #2
- The way this guy says “Christmas bells are ringing” 💀
- Joanne’s parents call her “Muffin” instead of “Kitten”
Female to Female B
- “It’s times like these I really appreciate Mark” “I heard you before” “How can someone so bright be so utterly in the dark?” I’m forming the Joanne Deserves Better club, does anyone want to join? /j
- “Isn’t it enough that I put up everyday with a temperamental, selfish, abusive-” YES JOANNE CALL HER OUT
- “And sexy.” *Rolls eyes*
- This song is actually really good
- Gosh their relationship is so toxic in this
- “I love you Maureen!” *a few seconds later* “I hate you Maureen!”
Another Day
- ANOTHER DAY LETS GO
- “No.” IM SCREAMING IM SO USED TO ADAM’S DRAMATIC, DESPERATE “NO!”
- I love the “Come back another day, another dayyyy, annnottther another daaayyy!” and the change in music
- “Your pain I see, your heart’s been burned. You’re just like me before I learned” THIS IS BOTH SO HEARTBREAKING AND SENSITIVE.
- “No other way” OK DAPHNE
- Im so glad “Honey get real, here’s the deal - it’s time for you to book I mean look you’re cute but I don’t buy that spiel” was cut. It drags the song on unnecessarily
- “Your anger’s real but just beware it’s a waste to feel that fate’s unfair, there’s no such thing as tragedy I can’t resent what’s meant to be” W H Y W A S T H I S C U T
On the Street #2
- THIS WHISTLING I JUST SNORTED
- I mean, I can’t whistle either so I shouldn’t be talking
- “Ahnest living man! 😒 *cartoon car skiddering noises* Feliz Navidad! 🙄”
- Why does “evening officers” sound so ominous-
- I can’t tell if the person playing the blanket/homeless person is running out of breath or if the audio was somehow cut
- Ok I think it’s the audio, Angel sounded really quiet for a second
Santa Fe
- Collins’ voice never ceases to surprise me
- “I preach!” “Hallelujah!” I did not expect that-
- “I beat the drum of apocalypse like orchestras on sinking ships” Is this a reference to both the aids epidemic and Titanic?
- It sounds like Collins says “you’re a sensitive a see” instead of “you’re a sensitive aesthete”
- “We’ll open up a restaurant” and “gains gains gains” interesting change??
I’ll Cover You
- The beginning is very very different
- “We’ll never be that desperate” “You’ll never have to be”
- OK ANGEL COME THROUGH WITH THE VOCALS YES AND THIS MUSIC OK
- “Open your door” Um no not with you sounding like that
- I AM LOSING IT SOMEONE SAID THIS CANGEL SOUNDS LIKE AN EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS
- I miss the “yea yea yea yea yea” :(
Will I?
- Dang not them going from a (semi creepy) love song to a heart shattering support group session
You’ll Get Over It
- I SWEAR THAT FIRST NOTE SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE FIRST NOTE IN “FALSETTOLAND/ABOUT TIME”
- “It’s times like these” IS THIS FALSETTOS?! THEY LITERALLY SAY “It’s about time don’t you think” IN THERE
- I mean… Falsettos did come out in ‘92
- Maureen how many times are you going to think about your ex boyfriend? You’re in a new relationship now, either respect her enough to break up with her or go get some therapy
- OH MARK IS ACTUALLY HERE NEVERMIND
- Why is she calling him “honey” and “baby” when she’s literally dating someone-
- Oh gosh please don’t tell me the reason Mark lost weight is because he’s genuinely starving (like in the opening number they say that they’re “hungry (and frozen)”)
- Mark is not having any of it. Good for him.
- WAIT MAUREEN IS THE ONE TO SAY THAT HER SAMPLES WONT DELAY SO THAT MEANS THERES NO TANGO MAUREEN NOO
- Now I’ll never know if Mark is from Scarsdale in this version 😔
- OH GOSH NOW I SEE WHY THEY CUT THIS
- This makes Mark slightly unlikeable, immature even
- “How’s it going?” “Not good. I’m depressed” OMG ME TOO BESTIE
- Mark reminds me of this nice guy™️ I used to know
- “Anyway, I treated you like dirt - you’ll get over it!” MA’AM?! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CASUAL ABOUT THIS?
- Oh that’s because her abusive tendencies are normal for her
- Ok I take it back, Mark isn’t a nice guy ™️ he’s just salty and has every right to be. I still don’t like what he said earlier though uGh
- WHEW OK NEVER MIND I MEANT WHAT I SAID EARLIER
- I can’t express how much I hate this, Mark is becoming so unlikeable and Maureen is just being her usual self
- The music is good but the lyrics just make Mark seem awful ugh and that’s fine if that’s what they’re going for but I’m still gonna hate him :)
- TW SEXUAL ASSAULT: MARK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON’T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY GROPED MAUREEN
- Oh gosh that’s so gross of him I truly hate Mark so much
Christmas Bells
- Mark saying “Maureen?” after Roger points out Mimi makes much more sense in this context
- Mark’s “woah!” isn’t nearly as funny as it is in the cast recording: 0/10 /hj
- The transition from the whole follow the man thing to the apology to the man being angry to Roger snapping at him has always been one of my favorite moments and this one did not disappoint
- I can’t decide whether I like the extra lines that the man has or whether I liked that it was cut
- I think I do like it actually
- Joanne is ✨ fed up ✨
- That “to” in “and it’s beginning to” was way too long
- Why does Maureen’s “last night I had this dream” sound so… weird? Almost robotic? Idk
- I was expecting “Joanne which way to the stage” but Joanne seems done with Maureen so it makes sense it’s not here
Over the Moon
- What even is going on in this version?
- TW: GORE/VIOLENCE: “She gauged her eyes out!” OK JUMP SCARE WARNING THIS ISN’T SWEENEY TODD
- NYTW Rent is back to being morbid 🤩
- Maureen is sounding more and more unhinged (which is ironic because I called Benny unhinged earlier and he’s the exact person she’s protesting against)
- Do I hear the music to Jaws?
- The person (Karen Oberlin?) who played Maureen for the first staged reading said that Maureen was supposed to be similar to Laurie Anderson? Which is apparently a stark contrast from the final version of Maureen?
- “The mOOon” MAUREEN WHAT ARE YOU ON
- This music is making my anxiety spike up for no apparent reason
- Never mind it’s the impending doom (that isn’t coming)
- Oh wait nvm I forgot this is a sad musical-
- How are you just going to say “Thank you” and leave after doing whatever the heck that was???
La Vie Boheme Part 1
- The waiter sounds more defeated in this than panicked. Cool.
- Mark’s “what?!” is also more toned down. I miss dramatic, loud Mark
- I was wondering why Anthony’s voice sounded so different all of a sudden and it’s because they had Roger say the “that’s a lie…I had a tea the other day” lines
- Please don’t start singing “do a little business” again
- RIP Blockbuster
- I’ve always loved how Benny’s voice sounds (at least when Taye Diggs, Rodney Hicks, and Jared Bedgood sing it) when he sings “a bright a charming girl like you…a fallacy in your head) but this just missed the mark imo :/
- Benny sounds like he’s trying to hard to be a villain but it’s just not working, he just sounds cuckoo
- “Hey sister, she’s my sister” So is Benny’s father in law not there or..?
- Ok I have never heard this next part (after “carmina burana”) before? And I can barely make out what they’re saying so I’m glad they cut it
- “Starring his former lovers current female lover as himself” w a i t w h a t a m i n o t g e t t i n g
- THEY CHANGED BENNY’S “Your new boyfriend doesn’t know about us” to MARK SAYING “Meet you in the bathroom” UM-
- “Another brother?” “Ex lover” Ok
- I FEEL SO BAD FOR ROGER AFTER HE STRUGGLES TO PLAY HIS SONG - MARK SAYS “Not now Roger” PLEASE 😭
- “I’ve been trying…I’ve got baggage” Roger sounds pretty decent here
La Vie Boheme Part 2
- This starts off so sarcastic too I love it
- “Send back your ghost or else we’ll have to get real jobs” Oop 👀
- Roger says the “Food of love…heavy competition” lines along with Angel
- Maureen sings the “Revolution…making pleas!” lines by herself
- “The opposite of war isn’t peace it’s creation” IM SO GLAD THEY KEPT THE MUSIC GOING AND CHANGED THE WAY THAT LINE WAS DELIVERED IN THE FINAL VERSION
- That ending was… underwhelming
I Should Tell You
- Bruh when is this song gonna start?
- JUST TELL EACH OTHER ALREADY
- “I can’t sleep at night, I’m scared to close my eyes” This is so sad. I know this is a fictional character but geez this girl is a literal teenager and dealing with so much
- “I’m so filled with fright, I rarely share, I criticize” this poor man is so depressed and it’s making me sad
- I really am loving this version, they’re both airing out their flaws before proceeding with a relationship and it’s emotional
- Never mind, what is going on with these lyrics
- I love that the “here goes” at the end made it to the final version
WHEW THAT WAS A LOT.
TIME FOR ACT TWO BESTIES!
Seasons of Love
- Ah yes, Seasons of Love
- This sounds so good-
- Is this slower than the final version?
- They sing “although it’s not the end” instead of “though the story never ends”
- WOAH IS THAT OUT TONIGHT?!
Out Tonight
- IT IS OUT TONIGHT
- It’s crazy how this is in act 2
- “I’ve got an itch - to be a b*tch” LOL
- “I need to laugh like a child” I’m genuinely so confused as to where this lyric came from
- It’s “Valentine’s Day” instead of “Christmas Day” here
- I WAS SO CONFUSED BEFORE REALIZING MAUREEN WAS THE ONE TALKING
- “Forget me not” Why is this man so dramatic 💀 this is giving me last day of school “HAGS!” vibes and I don’t know why-
- “Mark stop crying” I almost feel sorry for him
- “No this is not a phase I’m going through” !!!
- I’m starting to like this Maureen-
- “He loves me - he loves me more” I SWEAR IF ANGEL WAS IN THE BACKGROUND PICKING OFF PETALS DURING THIS I AM GOING TO DIE
Seasons of Love B
- This song placement makes no sense?
- Maybe the final version is faster than this one to show how little time they have left?
Voice Mail #3
- When the phone rang, and I half expected someone to go “Dr. Mendel please”
- “April is the cruelest month” I think February is but ok
- “Anyone but Mark, please leave a message” Who wants to join me on the (Demo) Mark Cohen is canceled train 😍
- Seriously is this man just harassing her with calls everyday? That’s creepy. She’s moved on, and so should he.
Without You
- Maureen is singing “Without You”?!
- I’m sorry but I don’t think it makes much sense for Maureen (and Joanne) to be singing this song. Maureen seemed like she didn’t even care about Joanne so saying things like “But I die without you” doesn’t add up. Unless she means “my toxicity dies without you and I need you in order to fuel my manipulation.”
- It’s very telling that Joanne sings the “Without you… the lungs breathe” part
Voice Mail #4
- “We went to steal an air conditioner” “We’ll be right back!” IM SCREAMING
- “Professor Collins” EW I AM NOT USED TO HEARING HIM CALLED THAT
- “He said he was gonna steal an air conditioner, maybe this isn’t the right number” LOL THIS IS THE SAME MAN WHO LATER REWIRES AN ATM
Contact
- Oh gosh no it’s ✨ contact ✨
- I don’t know how to feel about the first 15 seconds
- Never mind, it’s plain weird
- Angel’s “take me” sounds almost painful :( poor baby is SUFFERING
- “It’s over” Once again, Collins sounds like he’s going to commit a crime
I’ll Cover You Reprise
- TIME FOR S A D
- “Live in my house” I hate that I cringed
- I feel so bad but this Collins is just NOT. IT. The lines that are heavy with emotion (whether it’s grief or joy) always come across as creepy
- He sounds less creepy as the song goes on, so I’ll give him that
Goodbye Love
- I swear if Halloween isn’t in this, I’m going to riot
- “You said that you were leaving town last week” “You said that Benny was the most disgusting yuppie scum of the earth” THESE LYRICS SHEESH
- Maureen says “You said you’d give me some space” instead of “Who said I was talking to you” and this oddly sounds more mature of her than the final version?
- Mark’s “Calm down” and “Everyone please” in the background gives me “Oh no! Anyway” vibes. This man is saying this in the least alarming, non-forceful way ever. HE’S LIVING FOR THE DRAMA
- For a high energy/emotion song, it’s so slow
- “I gave a mile” “When you weren’t trashed” THAT WAS KINDA LOW
- LOL BENNY AND MARK SAYING “Come on guys chill” IN THE ABSOLUTE MOST UNFAZED WAY EVER IS SENDING ME THEY BOTH COULDN’T CARE LESS AND ARE HAPPY TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
- “Don’t give up Joanne?” Excuse me?? You cheated on her and was abusive
- “I live for you” Maureen this is so incredibly manipulative I can’t
- I missed Adam Pascal’s “ALLLLLLLLLLL YOUR WORDS ARE NICE MIMI”
- I’m so so happy they changed “one way street” to “three way street” because it makes more sense (Benny, Roger, heroin) and hits harder
- Wondering why they changed “tonight” into “today”
- Not the “I can’t believe this family must die - Angel helped us believe in love, I can’t believe you disagree” lines missing
- “Some of the best *voice crack* How could she?” MY HEART
- ROGER SOUNDS SO BROKEN OH MY GOSH
- “Use your right brain” LOLOL I SNORTED DO NOT BRING THAT UP IN A SONG LIKE THIS
- Everyone who has been personally victimized by Zombie Roger is entitled to financial compensation
- “I don’t know what I am” THAT LINE HURTS
- OH MY GOSH
- MARK SAYS “Who does” AND ROGER GETS ANNOYED AND SINGS “Oh God Mark, don’t you?!” AND THEN MARK IS THE ONE WHO SAYS THE “Mark has got his work…Mark hides in his work” LINES AND ROGER SAYS “From what?” AND THEN MARK SAYS “From facing my failure… facing the fact that I live a lie” THIS IS SO PERFECT I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS VERSION. I LOVE FINAL VERSION TOO BECAUSE THEY BOTH KINDA CALL EACH OTHER OUT BUT THIS IS JUST *screams*
- “You don't live a lie, tell you why. You never finished your film cause the standards you set for yourself are too high - but the fact remains that you're the one of us with the talent and the drive. The fact remains, Mark, you're the one to survive.” I AM LOSING IT
- THIS IS PERFECTION PLEASE
- I LOVE YOU JONATHAN LARSON
- “I’m afraid the burden’s gonna make me crack.” “If it does, just let me know, I’ll come back” STOP I AM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS-
- “Why’s it easier to return to a friend, than to burn with a lover till the end?” THIS LINE. THIS LINE RIGHT HERE. WHY WHY WHY WAS IT CUT.
- This is (Demo) Mark’s redemption arc oof
- “Mimi still loves Roger, Mimi’s just with Benny because Mimi’s getting weak” I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO LISTEN TO THIS
- “I’ve gotta go” “Anything you need in Santa Fe?” “I’ll be fine - make your film” “Ok, love you. Call.” *whispers* “Love you too. I hate the fall.” IT IS TAKING EVERYTHING IN ME NOT TO START SOBBING
- I NEED TO SEE ADAM PASCAL AND ANTHONY RAPP SING THIS VERSION PLEASE IF IT’S OUT THERE GIVE ME A LINK
- Roger’s soft “You heard?” 🥺
- I’m just sitting here all sad and then Roger starts softly singing “Right brain, how do I find the right brain? I lost my map” SIR PLEASE STOP THIS IS TAKING ME OUT OF THE MOMENT
- Right brain will never not be funny
- Daphne’s voice sounds so pretty
- “Hello disease” and “They call me Mimi” being on the same note will never not crush my heart. She feels as if her disease has become her and it’s heart breaking.
- I love Mimi and Roger so much. Not necessarily together because the way they’re relationship started was just not it and they have so much work to do but I’m just rooting for them to come out on the other end ok 🥺
Real Estate
- I’m getting villain vibes from this
- Is this another “Do A Little Business”?
- Oh wait never mind it’s Angel’s burial
- I like the music in this
- “I give up” IS HALLOWEEN GOING TO START
- Ugh maybe I’m reading too much into things but the way Benny has talked to Alison this whole time irks me
- OK MUSIC COME THROUGH
- ITS GIVING ✨ QUIRKY VILLAIN ✨
- “I’m all alone” LOL I HATE THAT I LAUGHED I DID NOT EXPECT FOR HIM TO SAY THAT
- Ok I can definitely see why this was cut
- “My friends have flown or are dropping like flies.”
- LOL IM SORRY MARK I CAN’T FEEL BAD FOR YOU FOR BEING IN LOVE WITH MAUREEN AFTER LITERALLY HARASSING HER ABOUT HER SEX LIFE AND TRYING TO GET HER TO COME HAVE SEX WITH YOU-
- “My family’s nuts” I figured, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree /hj
- “I haven’t had sex in a millennium” This man is so dramatic like he could’ve said “*insert number* months” (which at least would’ve rhymed) but no he had to be dramatic
- Mark and Maureen, the drama king and queen 😍
- LOL IM SCREAMING BENNY IS TRYING TO OPEN UP A REAL ESTATE BUSINESS WITH MARK?!
- “Cohen and Coffin” I’m surprised he put Mark’s name first
- ALISON SPEAKS
- She honestly serves no purpose, I can see why she never appears on stage in the final version
- Imagine pouring out your heart and all your friend says is “hAvE yoU cOnSidEreD rEaL eStATe?”
- Ew please don’t mention that man’s name in a musical like this
- “Couldn’t we build low income housing” MARK STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU
- Benny’s voice reminds me so much of those villainy voices on animated kids shows back in the day. Specifically the Magician from Frosty the Snowman (I barely remember what that man sounds like so please do not ask me to elaborate 💀).
- THIS CHANGE IN MUSIC WHAT IS HAPPENING
- IS ALISON FROM THE COUNTRY? IS THAT WHY THE CALLED HER A DEBUTANTE EARLIER SINCE THOSE THINGS ARE USUALLY IN THE SOUTH?
- “Any idiot can turn on a camera and shoot hobos” Alison, I hate you 😍
- “Last year filthy bum-“ “Person!” “Ok, filthy person.” I’M HONESTLY SO SHOCKED SHE SAID THAT BUT THEN AGAIN BENNY USES THE SAME LANGUAGE SO I SHOULDNT BE SURPRISED
- MARK I’M STARTING TO LIKE YOU MORE AND MORE FOR DOING THE BARE MINIMUM
- “I’m doomed forever to be poor” I KEEP FORGETTING THAT MARK ISN’T FROM SCARSDALE IN THIS AND THAT HE’S CUT OFF
- OH MY GOSH WAIT NO I THINK HE IS FROM SCARSDALE IN THIS VERSION BECAUSE BENNY SAYS “Meet you back in Scarsdale”
- MARK YOU ARE FRUSTRATING ME
- “Last year crummy boho goon, next year corporate tycoon” I.HATE.YOU.ALISON.
- MARK ROLLING HIS R 💀
Open Road
- “No you can’t save the world, better save your heart” PAIN
- I think I hear some Another Day undertones
- Roger is really concerning me
- I knows he’s talking about Mimi, but I can’t help but feel like he’s talking about April too
- This song is weirding me out, as I’m worried that he is going to have a breakdown
Voice Mail #5
- I don’t speak Spanish but I feel like the person playing Mimi’s mother definitely doesn’t either 💀
- Hm Roger’s moving to Brooklyn? That’s interesting, I wonder why he just didn’t go back to Manhattan (but the memories are too painful and he needs a fresh start)
- Is this… the Twilight Zone?
Finale A
- THE MUSIC TO SPLATTER IS PLAYING AGAIN I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD
- TW SUICIDAL THOUGHTS: SO WE STARTED THE MUSICAL WITH SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND NOW WE’RE ENDING IT WITH SUICIDAL THOUGHTS. Great.
- They literally sound dead when singing “How we gonna pay”
- “Salutations” sounds out of character
- Creepy Collins is back at it again
- Benny demanding things from Alison (to the tune of Do A Little Business?) and then immediately singing “We are the world, we are the children” and then going back to singing to the tune of Do A Little Business tops every other unhinged thing he’s done /hj
- “No more fiction, this is an eviction” BABWHSHWHSNISKW
- OH MY GOSH I HATE BENNY I HATE BENNY I HATE BENNY SO MUCH
- YES ROGER TELL ALISON THE TRUTH
- “Markkkk!” OH NO MY HEART DROPPED NO
- It sounds like Roger is saying “Gooooo!” instead of the usual “Nooooo!”
- Oh no the Halloween music :(
- ROGERS “Over here, Oh God” WAS SO SOFT
- THIS POOR BOY
- “Collins will get you a doctor, honey” IM ABOUT TO CRY FR
- COLLINS COUNTING HIS MONEY AND ONLY HAVING $16 - THIS LUMP IN MY THROAT IS GETTING BIGGER
- “Wait, I’ll sell the camera” MY JAW DROPPED
- MY EYES ARE WATERY
- I’m so confused by Collins’ lyrics in this
- “I finished the film” “That’s great” MAUREEN IS NOT HAVING IT AND HONESTLY SHE SHOULDN’T BECAUSE ??? A 20 YEAR OLD WOMAN IS DYING - NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FILM I UNDERSTAND YOU MIGHT BE TRYING TO GET YOUR MIND OFF THINGS BUT THIS IS NOT IT
- “It’s called, Today 4 U: Proof Positive” Mark sweetie stop trying she doesn’t care
- Mark and Maureen praying/pleading for Mimi to live-
- Mimi’s panicked “Don’t go!”
- They both say “I love you” at the same time 🥺
- Them singing “I Should Tell You” again is really sweet
- Ok so apparently Collins was singing to his coat (I guess because he was going to give it to Mimi?) so his lyrics make sense now
- Rogers’ voice getting louder when he sings “Who goes there” makes me think he’s screaming this at death, like he wants it to leave the people he loves alone
- I really love how this version doesn’t include Your Eyes, it’s just a short instrumental bit of it. It’s more impactful imo
Finale B
- “Moonstruck! The theme from moonstruck! Mooooooooooon!” W h a t
- Maureen says “She’s drenched” and Mark sings “Her fever’s breaking” I’m kinda confused as to why they changed it in the final version to Collins and Maureen
- “No day but today” *chefs kiss*
OK I’M DONE LISTENING AND THAT WAS A ROLLERCOASTER. Anyways, “The Right Brain” unfortunately lives rent free in my head now 😔 send help
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