#im so bad at this 🤦‍♂️

[officialtokyosan]

v.i freud

[ratwars]

Suddenly hit with embarrassing memory +3 emotional damage

[liferetainsitssparkle]

What's That You Say? I Just Got My Period And I Work At Five In The Morning So My Cramps Are Gonna Be Really Bad And I'm Gonna Be A Crabby Bitch?

[iridescentis]

i feel like a damn genius rn

so i have dealt with intrusive thoughts of all varieties for years now pretty severely and i was here losing my shit and i literally caught myself immediately

like i was internally questioning "do i really feel this way?" and i was describing it to myself and such and it literally just hit me that my intrusive thoughts are finding a new fixation

i caught my ass in the act holy shit

[lewisvinga]

nurse, he’s out again | lando norris x fem! nurse! reader

summary; lando would do anything just to catch a glimpse of his girlfriend, even if it means injuring himself

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; cursing i think, suggestive comment

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3

note; nursing girlies rise ! ( i haven’t started nursing school yet ) ( i just finished my freshman year )

masterlist !

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

liked by landonorris, alex_albon, and others !

yourusername: the face of a man who purposely cut his nose so he can see me working 🤨🤨

tagged; landonorris

landonorris: my bad for wanting to see my girlfriend 🙄🙄

yourusername: my shift was abt to end in an hour…….

landonorris: u looked sexy in your scrubs while stitching up my nose 🤤🤤🤤🤤

alex_albon: nurse, he’s out again

georgerussell63: you need media training😀

yourusername: lando….

username: LMAOOO OOMFS WERE RIGHT

username: i get u lando norris i do😫

username: y/n my nurse icon 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

username: the little bandaid help😭😭😭

lilymhe: stitch me up next 😼😼

yourusername: i got u bbg👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

landonorris: BUT I GET A SCOLDING??🤨🤨

yourusername: stfu u like it

landonorris: true🥴

alex_albon: ………

oscarpiastri: oh!

username: im so????

username: ijbol 🤣🤣

francisca.cgomes: the best nurse😉

yourusername: 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

landonorris: MY nurse

pierregasly: MY girlfriend ???,?

landonorris: y/n my sexy nurse🤤

georgerussell63: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[sofs16]

spill your guts!

charles x singer!reader

fc: olivia rodrigo 🫀

yn

liked by charles_leclerc, taylorswift, and 13,493,191 others

yn two days and guts is yours to have💞🪄💌💟

view all 188,694 comments

yn.updated cant wait! 💜💜💜

ariana_2000 whore

⤷ theynroom stfu

⤷ ariana_2000 she literally gets a new boyfriend every month and writes an album about them 😂

september 6, 2023

ynvroom

liked by charlesss__16, and 1,191 others ynvroom youre joking. YOURE ACTUALLY JOE KING. view all 68 comments

charles.updated what’s happening?

⤷ ynvroom YN PERFORMJNG AT FERRARI GALA WHERE CHARLES IS 😭😭😭😭😭 MY PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP

september 7, 2023

charles_leclerc

liked by yn, carlossainz55, and 4,559,606 others

charles_leclerc Beautiful night at the @ ferrari Gala in New York! Congratulations on the amazing performance @yn 😉❤️

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yn Thank you!!!💜💜💜

[liked by charles_leclerc]

september 7, 2023

yn

liked by charles_leclerc, and 7,272,282 others

yn grazie for having me @ ferrari! the people here got to a hear the album a day early haha🪄 (didn’t get a photo with my favorite drivers but got a photo of them in a non stalker way..)

view all 436,474 comments

chhacha CHARLES🤺STAY AWAY FROM HER🤺

charles_leclerc Oh no, next time! I would have loved to take a photo with you! [ COMMENT DELETED ! ]

charles_leclerc Oh no, maybe next time:) We would have loved to meet you!

⤷ yn definitely! hope to maybe see you guys at japan gp;)

september 7, 2023

━ charles_leclerc has sent you a dm!

Charles Leclerc

You are going to the Japan GP?

yn

Yes!!! Failed to get paddock tix though:(

Charles Leclerc

If you would like, I have extra tickets😄

yn

ooo no thank you, i wouldn’t want to be a hassle😭

Charles Leclerc

It’s no hassle at all! No one will be using them anyways.

yn

are you 100% sure?

Charles Leclerc

1000% sure, is this a yes?

seen 4 minutes ago

Charles Leclerc

hello?

yn

Sorry i was jumping around my living room.. YES!

Charles Leclerc

Haha anytime! I did not know you were that interested in F1

yn

truth be told, i’ve been watching it for over a decade like i remember you in f3 2015😭

Charles Leclerc

Oh no🤦‍♂️

yn

it’s okay, just an inchident 😁

Charles Leclerc

No one will let me live this down, yes?

yn

Yes 💌

delivered 20s ago

yn

listen, i really enjoyed talking to you but sadly i have to cut it short since i have this listening party for the album. thank you sooooo much for the paddock tickets and ill see you in a week:))

Charles Leclerc

I will be (re) listening to the album! See you:)

[ yn reacted with ❤️‍🩹]

yn

liked by charles_leclerc, and 10,697,697 others

yn 😭guts😭is😭out😭

view all 2,282,696 comments

charles_leclerc INSANE! 💜❤️

[liked by yn]

⤷charles1616 oh my god?

⤷ chachaferrari CHARLES USING A PURPLE HEART FOR HER IM SHAKING

taylorswift Amazing, showstopping, splendid, and all that! [liked by yn] carlossainz55 Want to write a song about chilis 🌶️ next time?

⤷ yn done. francisca.cgomez you’re hot.

⤷ yn wait 🤭🤭🤭🤭

september 8, 2023

yn

tokyo, japan

liked by charles_leclerc, and 7,239,448 others yn 🇯🇵

• “get him back!” broke biggest streaming song in the world in one day (22 MILLION?????)

• guts broke biggest streaming album in the uk ???

• top 10 in billboards is all guts ??? how is life real??? thank you everyone ❤️❤️💜

view all 2,383,595 comments

ynvroom did she just try to sneak in a f1 garage pic. L4NDOS she’s hot in the last slide and knows it

scuderiaferrari ❤️💜

charles_leclerc Congrats! 🍾

⤷ yn champagne is for podium, sharl

⤷ charles_leclerc My bad…

⤷f3rarri55 so we’re never getting champagne? september 15, 2023

charles_leclerc

liked by yn, and 4,383,292 others

charles_leclerc P2! 🍾Thank you! We did the best we could today❤️

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yn LETS GOOOOOO!!!! 🍾🍾🍾🍾

[ liked by charles_leclerc]

september 18, 2023

charles.yn

liked by 3,282 others

charles.yn FUCKING BAWLING THE WAY HE LIT UP TALKIJG ABT HER

view all 1,111 comments

chynaep THEM TEXTING??? HELLO?? mcarlando HIM INVITING HER IM GIGGGLINGGGG

september 18, 2023

pierregasly

[ slides 1 and 9 of 9 ]

liked by charles_leclerc, yn, and 2,118,282 others

pierregasly Japan dumppp

view all 1,149,383 comments

yncharll NOT PIERRE EXPOSING YN AND CHARLES 😭

[ pierregasly deleted the 3rd slide! ]

september 26, 2023

yn

monte carlo, monaco

liked by charles_leclerc, and 6,282, 383 others

yn beautiful place

view all 1,393,101 comments

chhgasly oh she’s confirmed wag.

yndata not this being her first post non promo post in 2 months😭

⤷ chayn.updates after the 4 “yn seen in paddock/ferrari garage” mentions 😭

conangray i wonder what’s interesting in monaco

carlossainz55 Whose camera is that? Its nice

[COMMENT DELETED!]

carlossainz55 What camera is that? It’s nice november 29, 2023

charles_leclerc

liked by yn, and 5,118,119 others

charles_leclerc Back home!

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november 30, 2023

yn

liked by charles_leclerc, and 10,696,697 others

yn YNDUMPSTERS ITS BEEN A WHILE BUT CHARLES FUCKING ACCDEITANLY STAINED MY TS CARDIGAN WHILE DOING CAR THINGS AND I NEARLY CRIED. now that i think of it im happy because it’s stained with him and i love him tho🤷🏻‍♀️ im freezing someone get me a sauna

view all 12,282,595 comments

charles_leclerc Though most likely unintentional to post here, this is the sweetest and most chaotic thing someone has ever said about me. I love you too

charlesyn111 STOP “it’s stained with him” LEAVE ME BE

pierregasly Who might be in this dump account…

⤷ landonorris YOU’RE IN IT?

⤷ carlossainz55 Been in there for 3 months papaya…

december 23, 2023

yncutie

liked by yn, and 5,796 others

yncutie ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. SHE FOLLOWED CHARLES. SHE ONLY FOLLOWS CHARLES. view all 1,189 commented

december 24, 2023

yn

liked by charles_leclerc, and 19,595,282 others

yn well.

i kinda fucked up how we were supposed to share our love with the world but now that it’s out there, charles and only charles has my heart, forever.

i wrote a song when i was 15 about having a dream guy and losing him because life isn’t always so kind. though charles showed me that isn’t always true. to the man who makes me feel like the only girl in the world, you are the 1.

“the 1” out now on all platforms 💜💌🏩❗️

view all 2,272,292 comments

charles_leclerc Proudest of you, Amour! Je t’aime💜

maxverstappen1 du du du du du Max Verstappen is better / kidding.

⤷ yn ngl… yeah.

ynsline “if my wishes came true, it wouldve been u” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

december 24, 2023

charles_leclerc

liked by yn, and 7,363,722 others

charles_leclerc Spilling my guts, I love my girl! 💜

Happt anniversary @yn 😘 view all 3,226,112 comments

yncharles 3 years and charles is still WHIPPED!

yn mwahhhhh loveu babe

⤷ landonorris Ew

⤷ yn me when i see u

⤷ landonorris wow

⤷ yn jk loveu lando no rizz

carlossainz55 Why does she not age. ⤷ charles_leclerc My pretty girl 💜

november 30, 2025

charles_leclerc instagram story :

[keepdrivingrry]

SMALL ARTIST

summary: in which y/n is a small artist who got recognition because harry mentioned liking her music in a interview.

I’m sorry I’m not that active school is messing me up 😭

ALSO IM PROBABLY GOING TO MAKE MORE PARTS GIVE ME IDEAS PLEASE

face claim: gracie abrams

Liked by hsfan1, yourinstagram and 17,862 others

hsupdates During the interview with Zane Lowe, Harry mentioned listening to y/n l/n songs a lot in the studio while making Harry’s House!

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harryfan1 I just started listening to her music cause of harry and her songs are so sad but so good 😭

harryfan2 THE WAY HE STARTED BLUSHING TALKING ABOUT HER

yourinstagram stop 🥲

harryfan3 THE WAY HER FOLLOWERS WENT UP-

harryfan4 her music is so therapeutic omg.

Liked by paulithepsm, harrystyles and 276,761 others

yourinstagram Harry listening to my songs?? literally crying my 1D heart can’t take this right now. literally owe him my whole existence, thank you thank you thank you

view all 12,762 comments

harryfan1 SHES ONE OF US 🙏

harryfan2 THE PILLOW 😭

↳ yourInstagram literally my favorite ever.

paulithepsm harry has been looking at his phone for the past 10 minutes trying to figure out what to comment.

↳ yourinstagram stop not you calling him out 😭

↳ harryfan3 PAULI YOU’RE EMBARRASSING HIM

harrystyles pauli took my moment.

harrystyles your music’s incredible.

↳ yourinstagram ohmygod..thank you 🖤

↳ yourfriend now she was the one freaking out

Liked by harryfan1, y/nfan2 and 5,828 others

y/nupdates harry styles at y/n show today in LA!

view all 231 comments

y/nfan1 SHES LITERALLY GOING TO FREAK OUT

harryfan1 I’m so excited to see her reaction 😭

harryfan2 HOW DOES HE ALWAYS FIND THE CAMERA

y/nfan3 y/n and her bad eyesight is not going to be able to see him 😭

liked by harryfan1, y/nfan1 and 11,761 others

y/nupdates “this is one of the first time I wear my contacts on stage and tell me why harry styles is in the audience right now? now I feel like I have to sing better..are you having a good time? yeah? okay thank you so much for coming..I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack” y/n talking to Harry in the crowd tonight!

view all 452 comments

y/nfan1 SHE SAW HIM

harryfan1 her reaction is cute omg and harry smiling through the whole concert-

y/nfan2 I’m so proud to see her this far in life 🥲

harryfan2 no cause why do I actually ship them together??

Liked by yourinstagram, annetwist and 2,651,862 others

harrystyles Love On Tour. North America.

And thank you to yourinstagram for saying yes to joining me on tour.

view all 29,761 comments

y/nfan1 ITS OFFICAL I HAVE TO TRAVEL TO SEE THEM

harryfan1 STOP THIS IS REAL???

annetwist so excited!! ❤️

yourinstagram AHHH

yourinstagram guys just fyi it took him 3 weeks to convince me to go on tour with him.

↳ harrystyles 🤦‍♂️

↳ y/nfan2 HER MAKING HIM BEG

harryfan2 HARRY USING A EMOJI????

↳ yourinstagram trust me I taught him how and I didn’t even get a thank you.

↳ harrystyles thank you?

[castawavy]

November Save MEGA summary (part 6)

before / next

we're almost at the end now and im sad but also happy that I left off on a good note and not when I was exchausted playing with a legacy

so to start, june and steve are still happy wed

elijah also aged up and it was his birthday and I have NO photos which im really mad about but here he is after I gave him a makeover

adelaide also kissed landon (GASP) but steve saw him leaving their house and decided to give her to talk:tm: 💀 which she wasnt happy about

despite the cringe from her father, she went on a date with landon anyways, and they are kind of a thing, but also kind of not a thing

elijah also set everything on fire trying to cook eggs because hes trying to get as much protein in (but he cant cook)

so now hes only allowed to cook whilst being supervised by june 🤦‍♂️

adelaide made friends with a girl name bridget, who is lily & victor feng's daughter, and she was so pretty but annoyingly adelaide wasnt even remotely interested

some father & son bonding time which doesnt really progress the plot but is cute anyways so here it is

and adelaide got a job at the country club, she's basically a server at the pool bar, but in winter she works catering inside

she also met her coworkers and they taught her how to sucessfully slack off during work hours

and she freaked out tyler cuz shes #quirky

that weekend she also went to a house party and snogged landon HJGSHJSGJHDFVJHD but also caught up with the bheeda sisters

steve and june also proved they were middle aged by starting a new hobby together (power walking) AND THEYRE SOOO CUTE 🥺💖

then they took erica out for lunch and the local seafood place that im really mad I lost because it was my best renovation of club calico YET

and then BIG HUGE NEWS, but the family got a dog named Moose

then I place a church in myt save because I had a bad feeling something ominous would happen to erica soon...

and I WAS RIGHT

so um, yeah, until next time I guess (bows) 😆

before / next

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Slytherin Skittles Incorrect Quotes: Based on a very interesting interaction I had privately with a mutual and their iconic boyfriend

*texting* Evan: I’m not messing with the universe's instructions, she knows best Regulus: Indeed she does *Read at 8:30 PM* Evan: Evan: I know what you're doing Evan: Trying to rub yourself against my thigh Regulus: Evan: You keep moving your head, as if you're acting like i won't have noticed Regulus: Woah Evan: NO NO NO BARTY Evan: BAD BARTY Evan: (I think my boyfriend is on my laptop I'M SO SORRY) Regulus: ��� Evan: Amsjkosnsksksm I'M SORRY IMF I WILL LEAVE NOW OH MY GOD Evan: Barty, you're gonna get me arrested Regulus: *moments later* Evan: HE JUST HANDED ME MY LAPTOP 😭 Evan: I THINK HE THOUGHT YOU WERE A DIFF FRIEND IM SO SORRY 😭😭😭 Evan: BARTY IS BANNED FROM THE INTERWEBS 😭😭😭 Evan: “I thought it was your Ravenclaw friend” AS IF THAT’S VALID! I’M SO SORRY Evan: Barty would like me to comment here, "i am not a dumbarse, i am very amazing. it's not my fault their profile pictures look the sAME" (they do not, in fact, look the same, hes colourblind) Regulus: 😐🤦‍♂️

Conclusion: Nico (Barty) is an iconic boyfriend. Shoutout to Nico 💀 You will go down in history, my guy.

[southofeerie]

modern west wing social media hcs

i feel like charlie would have the most normal social media acct and following, like maybe an instagram where he posts pictures of himself (mostly for family), and like a twitter where he occasionally retweets his friends or bartlet. he likes making fun of other people (especially senior staff) for being too stuck to their devices, and a large online presence would take away that ability

CJ’s twitter is less incendiary than she’d like, since she’s the face of the bartlet administration, and so a lot of it is discussing policy or clarifying briefings. she does retweet a lot of good edu sites or interesting articles she finds. she herself trends a lot, she’s pretty famous online as a political icon ala AOC or bernie sanders, and she gets a lot of edits made online from press conferences (which she enjoys bragging abt to the other staff, while making fun of them for being out-of-touch). CJ also has a private instagram that hogan had her make, but she only posts extremely blurry pictures of coffee and her goldfish with captions like “hogan said to post to remind people that im alive”. toby always replies with “sending the pictures to MOMA. breathtaking” and danny replies with “breaking news. press secretary reveals she is still alive. more at 7”.

leo does not have social media because he still has a flip phone and a brick laptop. he says he prefers hearing bad news out loud or reading it on physical paper, but really, he just can’t figure out how to work it. im talking types “google” into google, then types “hello find me a map of the united states of america” in the search bar. margaret tried to help but seeing him type google into google physically pained her

josh is banned from twitter (after he pissed off three midwestern states, basket weavers, and most hollywood producers in the first week in office). cj regularly checks to make sure he hasn’t made a new account. he has a public instagram, but cj looks over captions before he posts (he once tried to ask the president for permission to get a new account but the president sided with cj). most of his posts are about encouraging people to vote or be more politically active. he is also not allowed to reply to comments on the instagram, so he reads them out loud in a mocking voice to donna. unbeknownst to him, there is a white house deputy chief of staff twitter page run by donna (with cj’s permission) that discusses white house initiatives and shares fun anecdotes abt day to day work. anytime someone tells josh they love his twitter account he assumes they mean instagram, and nobody tells him until bartlet is two years out of office

donna, like charlie, has an instagram mostly for her family back home, but also has a twitter where she talks about tv shows she likes and her hobbies, that has a decent following. she might have a tumblr but again it would be abt tv shows and hobbies she has

toby is on goodreads and instagram (but only to leave sarcastic comments on his friends’ posts). he hates twitter’s word count limit and how it’s owned by elon musk, and rants abt it often. he leaves lengthy reviews on any political commentary article in the comments section. this has been brought up in the briefing room, to the point where cj has a recording of herself saying “toby ziegler’s online rants are not indicative of president bartlet’s views. if you have any questions please direct them to ziegler himself”

president bartlet has facebook </3. there’s a white house twitter page run by an intern, but he’s not involved with that. he posts fun facts about national parks or ancient latin novels, but each fact starts with something like “joshua lyman, 🧍‍♂️deputy chief of staff, 🇺🇸doesn’t understand the true beauty of yellowstone national park 🙄🏞🏜🤦‍♂️”. most people think it’s a parody account and cj doesn’t want to correct them

abbey does not have facebook, despite her husbands insistence that it’s better than twitter. on the rare occasions she uses her account it’s mostly to discuss important medical breakthroughs and her daughter’s work

sam has a really popular instagram, where he posts selfies and pretty pictures of the white house and captions like “having a great day at work today!” or “white house at sunset.. gorgeous”. he posts on his story a lot, and comes off as very relatable to the public. he’s cj’s dream social media user

will bailey runs campaign social medias pretty well but his own twitter account is mostly for promoting the campaigns. occasionally he retweets stuff his friends post, or tweets out funny jokes he hears.

margaret is tumblr famous, but never posts abt her job. her posts regularly wind up on other sites. she hasn’t told anybody and doesn’t plan to

[ipostwhatiwant1202]

Reaction Text pt 2: You break up for the day to appreciate The Tortured Poets Department

note: all the swifties, how are we feeling? the album is a whole ass BOP and i feel emotionally attacked. my favs are who's afraid of little old me, loml, down bad, the manuscript, and the title track

Leo:

Leo: hi hun! is it safe to come over to your apartment? 💙

You: i'm so mad at you

Leo: for what!?

You: I DONT KNOW 😓

Leo: okay that's it, you're grounded from taylor until further notice. 🤦‍♂️

You: IM SORRY HAVE YOU LISTENED TO IT

You: LISTEN TO LOML AND THEN TELL ME I CANT BE MAD AT YOU. 😡

Leo: i will be doing no such thing.

You: listen to it or i wont talk to you for the entire weekend.

Leo: FINE. 🙄

Leo: so um...you're allowed to be mad at me for the next 24 hours.

You: that's what i thought.

Raph:

You: RAPHAEL.

Raph: oh hey babe! 🥰

You: DONT HEY BABE ME

You: HOW DARE YOU. 😡

Raph: how dare i what!?

You: HOW DARE YOU BE IN LOVE WITH ME.

Raph: um....i'm sorry that i'm in love with you...? how dare i do that..?

You: AND YOU TREAT ME SO NICELY. 😤

Raph: let me guess. you listened to the alchemy and so high school back to back? 😐

You: maybe.

Raph: i love you and i adore you and you're the best thing in my life 😘

Raph: but good god your well being concerns me.

Donnie:

Donnie: sweetie? do i need to come do a hearing test?

You: LEAVE ME ALONE

Donnie: that bad, huh?

You: i hate you and i dont know why. 🥲

Donnie: okay well i love you so you hating me is not gonna change that 💜

You: i cant relate her songs to our break up and its making me mad

You: be mean to me for once, will you? i need to bask in the smallest man who ever lived

Donnie: yeah that's not going to happen

You: but why 😑

Donnie: i could never be mean to someone so sweet

Donnie: and you scare me a lot so if i am ever mean to you, i'll fear for my life 😬

You: that's so sweet of you 😭

Mikey:

You: it sucks that my boyfriend is a nice guy 😞

Mikey: why do you say that?

You: CAUSE TAYLOR

You: YOURE NICE AND HER EXES ARE DOUCHEBAGS.

Mikey: i can be a douchebag

You: to me? 🥺

Mikey: no! never to you my sweet little angel bug 🧡

You: THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS ALBUM AND SONG THE PROPHECY 😡

Mikey: i just think of all my other failed attempts at love and that's worked 🤷

You:......are you okay?

Mikey: totally!

Mikey: just never ask any of my bros about the modeling phase and we'll be fine

[rockabully]

so mad that most of my growth will come from making fanart on literally any art platform it's SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!! everyone should just be automatically super interested in my ocs

i can't grow on instagram & i've been around like 4k followers since 2021... bruh....... when i was still into clone high

all of my followers are from clone high it's horrible

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate instagram SO BAD. PLS im gonna be a COMM ARTS MAJOR i NEED a more active audience 🤦‍♂️

i think i need to start posting more actively on other socials but i hate twitter 🩰🩰 so i'll do other places

rant over

[dailyserirei]

so we have heard your thoughts on the serirei yes but what about the mobteru and shouritsu pairs ,?

i am curious

-TERUMOB-

about terumob tho i never thought about their dynamic at all (eventhough them both also my favs, their fights are great it was so angsty) bcus that time im rooting for mob to confess his feelings to tsubomi when i read the manga (ya manga before anime out btw) TILL this panel opened my eyes!!!

EVEN THOUGH I know it suppose to be "cool" instead of "handsome" (i believe) but I can hear the Teru would say that i was like 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ man this guy is gay fr!!! Because of that i started draw them more on that time! I EVEN HAD A DREAM ABOUT THEM bro!!!! ITS SAD ONE 😭😭😭

most canon fav part about them is they shopping date like its great i want them hanging out more as what teru mentioned it on fanbook. the hc one is them dressing up???? something like that. Love their fashion taste tbh

-RITSHOU-

THESE TWOOOOOO I need to see these two more!!!!!!!!!! Their vibes like they can easily hanging out together if they feel like it and im right!!!! even ritsu is not the type who would go too noisy places shou knows hanging out at some place that it peaceful (fishing) and they can talk chit chat anything more than hours!!!!!! they're like if they're hanging out they'll talk about something whatever in their mind for hours!!! Thats what I like about them!! Need more of them tbh!!! They can be gamer fr!!!

also the part when ritsu was force to wear maid outfit is so silly i feel bad LMAO at least shou tried his best to compliment him lmao

[jaembun]

i can’t get over you.

you’re not together, and you never check your inbox. he carries on anyway ！⠀⸻⠀lee donghyuck x gnr ⠀ angst (?) fwb au voicemail format ⠀ cw mentions of drinking & vomiting suggestive (ish) ⠀ wc 1.6k ⠀ now playing . . ☆

생각⠀writing a whole ex fwbs smau aint enough nooo i gotta write ts too 🤦‍♂️

⠀☆⠀00:12 AM

wow. that was—great. i had a good time, and i hope you did too. i think your phone’s dead, because you were all over chenle asking to borrow his, so maybe you’ll only hear this in the morning.  [he laughs]  i hope the hangover isn’t too awful tomorrow. my hip doesn’t hurt too bad from whacking it on that counter, in case you were wondering. i didn’t know you were gonna lift me like that, that was crazy! mark gave me a weird look when i came back to the others, but he always looks like that after a few shots—like he’s just sucked on a lemon. anyway, goodnight. get back to me soon, yeah? maybe we could do that again—it doesn’t have to be serious, no labels or anything. just a bit of fun between friends.

⠀☆⠀11:35 PM

[whispering]  my phone’s the one nearly dead this time. eight percent, so i gotta make it quick. tonight was.. really nice. thanks again. the takeout was really cool of you too, and i’ll pay you back when i get in. i’m talking so quiet ‘cause im in an uber, and i think i just saw the driver giving me a dirty look through the mirror. he has his own playlist on—i mean, unless there’s a new radio station called ‘on the grind’ with two fire emojis and, like, the one of the arm flexing? it’s all been pretty bad stuff so far, but there was this one song, and—it kinda reminded me of you, a bit.  [a pause, before he brushes over it]  i tried to shazam it because i’d look weird leaning over the console to see what it was called, but it was over by then. bummer! we’re coming up on my street now, though, and i’m on three percent now, so i’ll go. see you soon?

⠀☆⠀09:47 PM

injunnie asked me about that mark you left. i made up something about my kitchen cabinet door, but i know he didn’t really believe me. he had that look in his eye, you know? that one where it feels like he sees right through you. anyway.. maybe we should keep them somewhere less noticeable next time? we’re not—you know.

i’m going out with mark and chenle tonight. they’re doing a two-for-one on cocktails and there’s karaoke, so i think it’ll be fun. i probably won’t see it ‘til tomorrow, but call back when you hear this.  [he laughs]  or if i am still up and drunk when you call then you can sing me a lullaby, yeah?  [an awkward pause]  uh. i’ll just—talk to you later.

⠀☆⠀10:26 AM

[hesitant]  oh my god. i didn’t—sorry. i should’ve told you i had someone over. i completely forgot about the brunch thing, it’s my fault. kind of a dick move, too, i really am sorry. i don’t know how to.. i’ll buy you dinner, or something. to make it up to you.

[a prolonged pause]

[haltingly]  that—that was just a one-time thing, though. just.. just in case you were wondering. it won’t happen again. 

[another pause, and the sound of him shifting in his place]

so, um. yeah. i just wanted to apologise, ‘cause you were gone before i could get the chance. call me when you hear this? if you want to, that is.

⠀☆⠀00:03 AM

i guess.. i guess you’re busy, or something. sorry. i know it’s late. you’re probably asleep. or working? renjun told me you’re on night shifts now.. did it slip your mind with me? or maybe you’ve told me already, i don’t know. i think my memory’s been getting worse lately.  [a scoffed laugh]  fuck, maybe you’re with—you know. someone else? that’d be fine, obviously, i know we’re not.. yeah. hell, i was the one who said we weren’t gonna be exclusive.

[a pause]

i haven’t been, um. seeing anyone else, though. not since that last time. it’s just you. but if you were, then.. anyway. i heard jeno tell you his friend was single the other day. that jaemin guy? and that restaurant downtown would be nice for a night out, tonight. they do that salad you like, and—and the side dishes. 

[a second pause. he takes a breath in]

i think.. i think i need a drink. text me once you listen to this?

⠀☆⠀11:58 PM

[sounding a little breathless]  hi! i think im going to fill your inbox up at this point. maybe the reception’s bad in the taxi. but anyway—i had fun tonight. again. i.. i missed you, you know?  [a giggle]  wow, i think i feel a little light-headed. in a good way, obviously. i almost forgot what it was like with you. oh! and the actual reason i called—you left your hoodie here. better come grab it soon, or i’ll have it for myself. you can never have too many clothes.  [he stops for a moment]  does that sound too.. ah, nevermind. i hope you get home alright. talk to you tomorrow, baby.

⠀☆⠀10:49 PM

renjun asked me what we were doing. i knew he probably knew—or at least, like, had an idea of what was going on—but it still surprised me. nearly choked on my drink when he sprung it on me out of nowhere. i thought he just wanted to get lunch. i told him the truth—that we’re just.. messing around. he’s not gonna tell any of the others, so don’t worry. he thought—  [a stilted laugh]  he thought that we were together. but.. well. we’re not, obviously.

[a pause. he mumbles something to himself, cuts himself off, then tries again]

did jeno give you jaemin’s number? he had that gross grin on his face the other night, that same one he did when he kept trying to set chenle up on a blind date. and you never did tell me if you were out with him the other night. not that it, like, matters. but still.

[a second, longer pause]

anyway. i think i’m gonna go to bed. can we get dinner soon? i’ll pay.

⠀☆⠀11:18 PM

hey.  [a small pause]  i don’t know why i’m calling, really. i’m just at my apartment. watching reruns and drinking through that wine chenle gave me—which is awful, by the way. i think he was just trying to get it out of his fridge by offloading it onto me.

that movie you told me you watched all the time back in uni was on earlier. i would’ve called then, but my phone was dead, so i kept it on. it was pretty good, actually. kinda.. sappy. but in a good way. romantic, i don’t know. romcoms have never really been my thing, but i know they’re yours, so.. yeah.  [a tired laugh, and a pause. the tv is faintly audible in the background]  i didn’t know i could get wine tipsy this early. maybe that’s why i called out of the blue? ah, i don’t know. i’ll go now, though—this episode’s just starting to get interesting. let’s talk later.

⠀☆⠀01:21 AM

[he’s yelling, almost, struggling to be heard over the beat of the song blasting through the speakers]  yah, why did you dip? i was—i was looking forward to tonight, you know. jeno is boring, and mark is a lightweight, and jisung steps on my feet when we dance. it would’ve been way better with you here. and i miss you, baby. they need to fire the DJ here, because they’re seriously awful. i might just ditch the rest and come find you instead.

[he stops, considering it]

actually.. yeah. you won’t mind, will you? yah, pick up, c’mon. call me back, ‘cause i’m on my way to your apartment. i’ll buy a bottle of malibu on the way so it won’t taste as awful when we throw it up later, and you can set up that speaker chenle got you last year, because i know you probably still have it stuffed in a closet somewhere.  [his voice returns to normal volume, and the music is abruptly significantly quieter]  get your dancing shoes on, baby. and.. take your shirt off?  [he giggles, and his laughter interrupts his goodbye]  i’ll be there soon!

⠀☆⠀02:17 AM

fuck. can’t you just—can you pick up? please? i need it, i need you to hear this. i feel like i’m going insane, it’s fucked up.  [a pause, and a slightly shaky breath]  why did i say that? why did i say no labels? fucking.. fucking mark and shots and that bruise from that fucking counter. i’ve drank too much, and i hope i forget i’ve said this in the morning, but i—i need to know. it’s just you for me. that time with that guy was stupid, and i should’ve kicked him out as soon as i woke up, but i knew about brunch and i knew you’d be coming over and i was feeling petty so i just thought.. i thought you’d get jealous, i don’t know. it was stupid. i’m sorry for lying, baby. i didn’t mean to. is it—is it just me for you too? did you save jaemin’s number? did you text him? please tell me you didn’t. he doesn’t know anything about you, not like i do. i still have your hoodie, and renjun thinks i need to get my shit together, and chenle nearly threw up on my shoes on the way out the bar, and i just.. i want you. i want you so bad, it’s killing me.

[a long pause. his mumbling is inaudible]

call me back when you hear this.

[raideo]

Bruh ...... let me tell you, I actually started paying attention to my nutrition intake and I was not eating as healthy as I thought I was like goddamn...

I mean the things I was eating WERE healthy but like, the pacing/frequency of food intake, ratio of macronutrients and micronutrients were completely and utterly fucked six ways from Sunday, I had no idea my diet was so screwed up and thats why I felt like I was DYING ALL THE TIME!!!!!! BECAUSE I KINDA FUCKIN WAS, LMAO!!!!!

I feel like a whole different person this is the best thing ive ever done for myself omg

If you feel like shit all the time please consider getting a nutrition tracking app and DONT!!! DO IT FOR WEIGHT LOSS!!! THAT SHOULD NOT BE YOUR GOAL UNLESS YOU NEED TO FOR HEALTH REASONS, Just do it with the goal of trying to get the macro/micronutrients you should be getting and oh my god it will make such a difference if your diet is unbalanced I promise you.

I was not getting nearly enough protein or fiber before omfg. No wonder i could exercise as much as i wanted and i never seemed to get stronger and i always fucking hurt all the time! Jesus christ!!! 🤦‍♂️ i feel so stupid but also I cannot be the only one who struggles with this PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BALANCE YALLS DIETS

Also extra note about the fiber- if you get very little you should not go straight to getting the full recommended amount you will have a BAD TIME. Im glad I knew about this already and did not have to learn it the hard way. You gotta give your body days or sometimes weeks to adjust to increasing it, because gut bacteria is responsible for helping you digest that stuff and if you don't have enough they cannot handle a large amount- you gotta give them time to multiply 👍 (i cant believe my fish tank cycling knowledge applies to my own human body this shit is wild)

Anyway nutritional education in this country is fucked so bad, overhauling my diet has only made me more angry that shit is so expensive and school/workplace culture is so hostile to you snacking often like you should be. How the fuck is a person supposed to get the nutrients they're supposed to to fuel their body and brains when they're only allowed to eat once like every 6-10 hours?! Im so glad my job doesn't have an issue with me constantly snacking on stuff because it's extremely physical and I have come to realize it's quite literally imperative to my body's optimal function that I have that.

🪓 capitalism die

[crazysodomite]

i want to be a welder so fucking bad it's painful. but there's 0% chance im getting hired in this country . 🤦‍♂️