#im totally not biased (i am)

[anoant]

wanted to do some humanstuck designs / headcanons, here are the lowbloods

[anemonet]

Day tree: Chimney Canopy babeeeyyyy

better get a running start!!

[itsladyliv]

“I just expect better of myself and others I spend time with. Why would you want to hang out with a stuck up bitch anyway?” He grinned at me. “Cause you’re hot.” I rolled my eyes. “And you’re shallow. Be careful, there are some puddles with more depth in this dead-end town. They don’t take kindly to competition.” He laughed at that. “Don’t worry, you won’t get rid of me that easily. I have a queen bitch to win over.” “Give her my condolences.” “Just say them into a mirror, she’ll get them.” That made me snort, trying not to laugh.

━ Tammy Thompson Takes on the Upside Down, CHAPTER 39 by @asirensrage 💙

[moonlit-minuet]

Mayhaps he'll get to enjoy the sun again one day

[fefairys]

see i feel like they dont mean it when they say all these terrible things about tavros. i theyre playing into what people believe about them, which is that they are in love with vriska and hate tavros for no good reason and that they genuinely believe vriska is in the right for everything shes done.

because the conversation this is in reference to feels like it is framing vriska as the unreasonable one, to me. i realize this could be biased because im sure you could disagree and say YOU think actually TAVROS is being unreasonable here.

like i dont need to walk through the conversation you get what im saying. vriskas being an asshole, as she often is, end of story.

but regardless of hussie being serious in all of their notes where they imply that hating tavros is the correct opinion and agrees with everything vriska feels about him, it is not a choice i like in playing into that. because like. you are just straight up saying gross ableist ass things about him all the time, and i have legit RECENTLY seen people make genuine statements where they parrot these attitudes that tavros just sucks and deserves all the ableism from vriska. and then they see this and obviously they dont have very good critical thinking skills, so they think hussie is being literal and actually supports their fucked up ways of thinking.

like this one is awful jesus fucking christ. i FEEL like its supposed to be satire but i cant just sit well with that because i KNOW that people actually think like this about tavros and feel validated by seeing this said by hussie.

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Isn't life just wonderful <- suffering through making a life changing decision and has no one to talk to

[lavenite]

back to reading troilus and cressida again. this time chaucers poem. i cannot comprehend how anyone looks at cressida and think. oh yea, she sucks and shes a totally unfaithful lover - SHE DIDNT EVEN LIKE TROILUS??? HER UNCLE CAME IN AND SAID IF YOU DONT LOVE THIS MAN HES KILLING HIMSELF AND THEN IM ALSO KILLING MYSELF IN FRONT OF YOU. and then she gets scared and says shell think about it. incomprehensible

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

You're kind of being hypocritical making a joke about how your method of birth control is lesbianism, watching a bunch of people call your joke transphobic, then yelling about how evil transphobes are for invading your post. Your joke was what was originally called transphobic. The transphobes you're yelling at to get off your post are defending you. You're the same as them. Either they're not transphobic or you are. Pick one because it's kinda dishonest and annoying to watch you make a big performance out of not wanting people who agree with you on your post.

I mean the thing is no one called me transphobic, if that had been the case I would've been a lot more apologetic rather than just calling out the transphobes that hijacked the og post. like, my post wasn't in response to being called out, it was in response to people being gross on my post and wanting to make it very clear that shit won't fly with me

as I said in the post it wasn't even a joke in itself, it was a note to my gp as shorthand to explain my situation without the need for follow up questions and it made me laugh bc the wording was funny, not adding in a disclaimer into that that trans women are women so lesbians can get pregnant, but I specifically am having sex with someone without a penis doesn't make me transphobic - makes the post come off wrong, sure, hence wanting to put something out there to explain that wasn't the intention and I'm not in any way alligned with the transphobes arguing on that post. had this been any other social media I would've just deleted the post and be done with it bc it was received differently than I intended, but deleting shit on tumblr doesn't do anything so it was more effective to turn off reblogs and comments, but I'm uncomfy leaving something that's being perceived as transphobic by transphobes on my profile without saying something to the contrary

[semercury]

I need to come up with better words of comfort than "kill them"/"do you want me to kill them?" when people I care about are wronged by others. But honestly? Maybe a little homicide couldn't hurt.

[2albon3]

[thinkingisadangerouspastime]

i don't understand why someone would write a pairing if they obviously don't like it??? what??

[notnotnobody]

I'M DYING THEY SOUND SO GOOD the harmonies!!!!

[atlas-affogato]

Sometimes I am amazed at the things I write

[scarm]

More people need to be in the Scarm tag, he's Best One...<3 (your rant was great to read!)

Hes definitely underappreciated I think. Scarm and Cag both honestly. I know the game focuses more of rubi and barb and they're hella cool too!! But I promise the odd zombie and the boasting turtle are great too.

Maybe people write them off because they either don't look interesting or they look "weird" but... Both scarm and cag have some hella cool details! Like the little "hiding food on his person" detail!

Hell, if u need some to talk with about scarm I'm right here!! That's not even limited to scarm mind you, I'm always up for talking about the fiends cause gods i love taking apart their motivations and thoughts and aaaa

(Wee!! Thanks for asking!! Also i just saw that the underside scarms robe like... Mimics the white-black stripped part of his og art which is neat!!)

[eepy-evie]

Twisted Wonderland Senior Headcanons

A/N: i am very tired as i write this, BIBI is saving my life force. I just got screamed at by my mom but the fans (no one) can’t wait 😎. Im sorry Lilia’s is kind of short, im pretty high and have been pushing this off for days.

Contents: Various non romantic headcanons for the seniors in TWST

Trigger warnings (if any): Religion mentions (Trey’s + Leona’s + Vil’s + Rook’s + Idia’s part), eating disorders (Vil’s part), stalking mentions (Rook’s part… no surprise), minor adult themes (idia’s part)

Trey Clover

I might have this feeling only because i also bake but he has beef with multiple people about bread.

Like i mean people spreading misinformation (NO YOU DO NOT NEED TO ADD SUGAR INTO BREAD, IT DOESN’T DO MUCH)

Besides my personal beef with ig bakers…

He doesn’t listen to music, lofi background stuff at best.

He’d listen to anything someone put on with no complaint but he doesn’t feel the need for music for mundane things

With his obsession with brushing teeth i feel like he loves mint

Like i mean spearmint gum constantly, mint chocolate chip ice cream, idk mint leaves in drinks?

Bro can not understand if someone else doesn’t like mint

I believe he is an Atheist living in a Christian household

Its probably brought up rarely but he just doesn’t really believe that saying grace before dinner does anything

I think he’s way too empathetic for his own good, i mean like excusing lots of harmful things due to how someone was raised

(Totally didn’t mean to refer to Riddle but whatevs)

Cater Diamond

Get this man into kpop NOW

I feel he is rivaling Idia with his, honestly abusive, amount of slang

I dont think anyone who isn’t chronically online could stand to hear his thoughts

Or who isn’t insanely mentally unstable

But he pulls shit like “she=onika ate=burgers” every single chance he gets

Which i wont blame him for that, i pull medieval slang every second i can too

He loves brittany broski with his whole heart and soul

Not only is she funny as hell but she can also be very serious in a blink of an eye

On the low he enjoys those insider videos

He likes watching them and pausing them to argue the point to no one

Going back to kpop briefly…

He loves Aespa

Do i know any of the members of Aespa to tell you my assumed bias? No.

Also loves Zerobaseone

Ricky bias

Although i may be biased (oh my a silly pun, you scoundrel)

I do believe that he is a funny person but he is very repressed

I dont mean to make this a whole angst post but he genuinely doesn’t understand how he can express it

He is very sensitive to rejection so i think that leads him to extreme lengths to be liked

And I’m not just talking about how he acts a certain way to please others

I mean a deep rooted guilt for not being what someone wanted

Leona Kingscholar

…all my headcanons for him are purely how I’d personally treat him

Someone get this man a mukbang video and a comfy bed

He barely listens to music but when he does its some rnb stuff

He doesnt care for stuff thats too loud but he does like soft music even if he isnt open about it

I need to make him see nekomimi switch, twitter.gov, and anything else that has catgirls/boys so i can see his reaction

I dont think he holds many physical attributes to lions besides the ears, tail, and teeth but he most definitely holds many reactions and other stuff

Like he is literally sleeping in a garden most the time

He has long(er) nails and hates cutting them

Erm… idk man

I think he had a big Religious breakdown in his childhood

I dont really know what Religion he’d be to start with(due to my lack of knowledge of Religion in Africa) but he’d have the whole moment of betrayal

And then he’s completely Atheist for the rest of his life

Vil Schoenheit

He has a side account where he responds to all his hate comments

For music taste… hear me out…

He likes, on the low, vkei

But no metal like kaneto juusei or gulu gulu I mean malice mizer

He enjoys the instrumental along with the twists they take on classical

Moi meme motie x Vil Schoenheit collab when???

He 100% doesn’t express it though, he tells the public he likes whatever’s popular

I feel like, this may or may not be me projecting, he’s a hellenist

Obviously worshipping Aphrodite and has an altar for her which he never publicly speaks of but is not hiding

heres a bit of TW for eds + that type of stuff

I feel like he has an extremely bad relationship with food

He doesnt see it as something to nourish your body but instead a sort of numbers game

Like with a limit of however much someone says and the whole game is to stay under that number in calories

Besides that i feel he’s very orthorexic to the point he’d refuse to eat something if it looked too “bad” to him

(End of tw)

I know he has a very argued gender identity but i dont think he’s too confused by it

He’s very firm that he is who he is and he never seemed to have much of an inside problem with it

Maybe he got poked fun at a few times but thats all his problems with it

Rook Hunt

Get this man away from me

He is in many fandoms and somehow knows everything going on all the time

Bro personally took down Nayeon’s stalker by himself

But seriously i dont think his intentions are bad, i think he is just trying to be on top of everything in the worst was possible

He doesn’t really think its creepy himself but most the time he is

He is also a Hellenist who worships Aphrodite but also Artemis

He is so very open about his Religion

He makes those hopecore videos on tiktok and has amassed 10k followers but no one knows its him

Yearns to be in the south/midwest for the scenery

Just yearns in general

Bro is single handedly bringing back male yearning and being chalant

Saw bridgerton as a normal tuesday for him

1000 hours on c.ai

I will not, and should not, elaborate.

Is that projecting? Yes. Do i care? No.

He has the longest and some how most effective body/skincare routine ever

I mean like he’d do some shit like “once in a blue moon bath in pure hyaluronic acid for 2.5 hours on the dot”

He loves absolutely everything on everyone and its to a detriment to me personally

Hooked nose? Loved. Chubby? Love. Literally anything unconventional? Consider yourself yearned for.

He listens to anything and everything

Although he cant stand songs about break ups or anything to do with hate

Put this man on “doughnut” by TWICE now.

Idia Shroud

Yes… give me this nerdy man…

He 100% (mostly canon) loves jpop idols

Prolly an akb48 stan

I cant even get started on everything he likes

But i can tell y’all 100% that he is not overly flirty or overly easy to fluster

Istg all i see is either big dom idia or uwu shy boy idia

And both are wrong (in my opinion ig)

He starts arguments about anything and everything in game chats

Because he’s grown up in this big company family he was forced to appear better that how he truly acts so i believe that would also entail with being a die hard hellenist

But without any spotlights he does care, he just likes his games and anime

Speaking of anime…

He loves shoujo, he’s in hiding though

He literally wants to be sawako from “from me to you” but will never say it

Somebody come get this man

If anyone asks he just loves Naruto and One Piece

But we know the truth…

Istg he plays an absurd amount of eroges for the plot

He’s depraved on twitter

Two accounts, one for public image and the other for the unspeakable

Do NOT let him find any dating advice on there cause he will take it and act like a fool

He loves breakcore music and anime intros and thats about it

Besides his jpop idols

I dont think he like kpop, for some reason he just has a grudge against some fans

A little self insert but he 100% has autism (as we all know…) but he also has arfid

For those who dont know… arfid is “avoidant restrictive food intake disorder” which is like you are a very picky eater

He aint struggling with it, he succeeding (LYING)

Malleus Draconia

Get this man a cat or some shit like that

Can someone please make him watch all of aphmau Minecraft diaries and then twilight back to back

This strange individual has that man from the notebook shaking in fear

Bros a hopeful romantic

Randomly says inspiration quotes that you cant find anywhere online

It just came from his heart

He only listens to classical songs he knows how to play

Though i’d doubt if you showed him something he’d dislike it

Bros the yearner

I showed up to the yearning contest and went into anaphylactic shock at the sight of him there

He has honestly researched every single religion for fun

Highlight god damn bible verses for no reason

He needs to make an iceberg of every single religion and why they are good/bad

I just know he has an insane knowledge of lore in any book he’s ever read

Please make him watch smiling friends

You’d have to pause every 5 seconds so he can process it

You could make him do anything tbh, just be like “you should come watch *whatever it is* with me” and bro is outside your door

For shame with the amazing attention towards practically anyone who shows anything besides fear or hatred comes the fact he is unaware of most modern things

He has a tamagotchi and thats it man, get him a 3ds at least

He cant use a phone, cant use a computer, and barely understands the concept of social media

But at least he has the spirit to learn

Lilia Vanrouge

Do i even put him as a senior?

Bro is pushing some mystical number that no one knows

He’s like one of those grandmas that never mention their age and whenever its brought up all they say is “never ask a woman her age”

… perchance a bit controversial but i think he’s bad at cooking on purpose

Ain’t no way someone fucks up cooking THAT bad

I think he really likes horror games

And i dont mean those shitty mascot horrors like poppys playtime

I mean fatal frame, faith, and visage type shit

He listens to breakcore too

I dont make the rules

Hes a gamer grandpa so he either has to have pretty good taste in games/music or the absolute worst

HE’D LOVE GULU GULU AND VKEI

Hes practically already mana sama

Hes got all the moi meme motie dresses

Get grandpa off taobao NOW

I want my nyanya madoka dress, and i will not be stopped by some twinkish old man.

[hdra77]

I'm sending you this ask because I want to thank you for the bigender rivulet drawing

As someone who is bigender it's really nice and I am totally in no way biased

thank you so much!!im glad you loved it! <33 have another bigender riv doodle as bonus!