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incrtbsd · 9 months ago
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Ranpo: Wow, Poe, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Poe: We literally slept together yesterday.
Ranpo: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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runboybeneaththemoon · 1 year ago
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falsebsd · 20 days ago
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Tecchou: Do you guys hear something? Jouno: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
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frankenjoly · 2 years ago
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Tetchô: I've lost my partner have you seen him??? Kenji: how does he look like? Tetchô: *sobbing* BEAUTIFUL
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autumnleaf1111 · 1 year ago
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Welcome to my page!
I mostly post about BSD:
Main Ships: Soukoku, RanPoe, Shin Soukoku, FukuMori, SueGiku, YosaKou, TaniTachi, HiguGin, KuniKatai, FyoLai
Side ships(platonic or romantic)for when I’m bored: Akutagawa x Higuchi(platonic or romantic), Dazai x Ranpo(platonic), Ranpo x Chuuya(platonic, dawg, they somehow are therapeutic to each other). AtsuAkuLucy(romantic)
Head canons: about ships, friendships, platonic ships, or just one character in general.
Random skits about them:
Incorrect quotes, memes, one shots(with and without ships).
Also random shit
By the way: if people can create random shit about Dazai’s past and have no proof that his past was that bad, I can do the same with Mori.
So, fuck you! 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ
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incorrecthuntingdogs · 1 year ago
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Jouno, about Tecchou: He's so dumb. I can't believe I'm going to kiss him.
Teruko: You don't have to.
Jouno: Nah, I'm gonna.
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kale-cheeze · 2 years ago
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"Nemesis? More like boy I wanna kiss" -all my favorite gay BSD ships
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angrycinnabun83 · 14 days ago
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Tecchou: Everytime I fight with Jouno, I get this strange feeling in my heart. It makes me excited, like I want more. It must be my burning hatred, the same kind Jouno feels for me.
Tachihara, who just came in to deliver information about the Port Mafia: …
One-sided Suegiku AU where Tecchou is the one in love, but he’s too stupid to realize he’s inlove so he’s not upset over the fact Jouno doesn’t love him back
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knockyasocksoff2022 · 2 years ago
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Hello!
ABOUT ME:
I’m an INTP like these anime characters.
I’m a 4w5 enneagram.
I KIN:
Ranpo (fitting seeing as he’s also an INTP)
Chuuya
Poe
Dazai
Nikolai (Mostly in that order)
I love writing relationship reveals, alternate universes, and sickfics.
I usually update my fics on Wattpad, Ao3, or Quotev first, sometimes I forget to put them here and there is a bit of a time gap, so if you want to check if a story has been updated and it hasn’t been updated here, check my Wattpad and Quotev account (both under the same username as here).
ABOUT THE BLOG:
This is a side blog!
I follow/like from my main blog @justmorebtsffs which I hardly use anymore because I joined Tumblr when I was really into BTS (I still like them, but BSD is my main thing now)
Check out my other BSD Blog dedicated to my fic The Untold Origins of the Port Mafia: @theuntoldoriginsoftheportmafia​
Bottom spacer from @thecutestgrotto​! I might use more of her spacers later, so if you see a spacer, it’s from her!
You can send requests, but they may take quite a while, because of how busy I am, and I can barely focus on the stories I already have. The updated schedule is when I feel like it. Sorry. Pls, keep me accountable for updating. If you’d like to ask about my ongoing works, pls do, it will help me remember to update them.
This is my first time really opening my ask box, so I’m really shy, lol.
CONTENT:
Fanfiction Masterlist
Want to see how an un-updated fic is doing, or see the formation of upcoming works? Check my FANFIC STATUS TRACKER!
(I’ve written a ton of fics so I just added the link to it here to prevent my intro post from getting too long.)
My Idea for a Dazai Osamu Animatic to the song Fireflies by Owl City
I’ll probably make a master list for my HCs as well sometime soon.
Bungou Stray Dogs Things
Mainly Fanfiction (Relationship reveals, AUs, Sickfics)
Some incorrect quotes
Headcanons
Attempted memes
Anime Music Video / Animatic Ideas
I write about BSD (Bungou Stray Dogs).
STORY HIGHLIGHTS:
The Untold Origins of The Port Mafia (20 / 30 chapters)
Tanizaki Junichirou Port Mafia AU (14 / 14 chapters)
Sicktember 2024
MAIN SHIPS: 
Fitzgerald x Zelda (his wife)
Fukumori
Fyolai
Hawmitch (Hawthorne x Mitchell)
Kaji x Yosano
Odango
Ranpoe
Suegiku
SSKK 
SKK
Tachizaki
I know some of these are unpopular rare-pairs and I do love Atsulucy and Kousano, but I picked the pairing I thought had the best dynamic, pls don't judge. (I think Kousano is cool af but Yosano and Kaji are 10x funnier)
SIDE SHIPS: 
Akuhigu
Atsulucy
Higugin
Kousano
Kunikidazai
Mushiango
I think Kenji and Kyouka are cute together (as besties with small crushes on each other, cuz they're 14, or aged up) or Kyouka and Atsushi (aged up Kyouka or aged down Atsushi ofc).
What I DO write ✔️
- Relationship Reveals
- Sickfics (no emeto) 
- Fluff
- AUs 
- Violence (nothing too harsh, only because I’m not that skilled at writing gore)
- Character death (I've never written character death before, and I don’t really fancy the idea of writing it, at least not where the character stays permanently dead, but I might try it.)
What I DO NOT Write ❌ 
- emeto (throwing up may be mentioned but not described in detail.) 
- smut
- x reader (reader insert or "your name”) I don’t judge, It’s just not a genre I like to write.
Find me on other platforms!
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incorrectbungou · 2 years ago
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Tecchou, sweating: “Jouno, there’s something I need to ask you-”
Jouno: “Finally! You’re proposing!”
Tecchou: “How’d you know?”
Jouno: “Tecchou, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.”
Jouno: “I even picked it up once.”
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the-tomcat-disposable · 3 years ago
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Tecchou: look at this meme I found.
Jouno: Tecchou.. I'm blind.
Tecchou: oh. Right.
Jouno: I don't know how you keep forgetting that.
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incrtbsd · 4 years ago
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Tetcho: The stars are pretty tonight.
Jouno, mumbling: You’re the best star.
Tetcho: What?
Jouno: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR!
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oneofthelittlehuman · 2 years ago
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jouno: *quietly eats his meal*
jouno: ...
jouno : i wish you died now
tecchou: what ? why ? *eats beef with chocolate souce and coffee*
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falsebsd · 2 years ago
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Jouno: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? Tachihara: No. No, Jouno, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Jouno calls Tecchou. Number five: Teruko gets eaten by a shark. Teruko: I’m Teruko, and I approve the order of that list.
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meteors-art · 3 years ago
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Teruko:"Imagine kissing your homie goodnight and they taste like coffee and soy sauce."
Tecchou:"..."
Jouno:"Yeah, 100% would not recommend."
Tecchou:
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sigma-supremacy · 3 years ago
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Tecchou: Change is inedible.
Jouno: Don't you mean inevitable?!
Tecchou, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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