#incorrect john wick

[skylarinfinity]

m/n: [in serious tone] you know wick, there's something i want to tell you but i wait for the right time...

john wick: [continue staring at the night sky] what is it's?

m/n: since i first met you all i can think is that you look like jesus who decided to wear all black.

john wick: [sigh] why past me let's you follow me around?

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Lord Captain Commander: Perrin Aybara, you stand accused of killing Geofram Bornhald? Do you have anything to say in your defence? Perrin: I- Faile Bashere: Your honour, Faile Bashere, speaking for the defendant. We'll be pleading the John Wick defence. *shocked gasps* Lord Captain Commander: Dain, is this true? Did your father kill his dog? Dain: Well...yes, but- Lord Captain Commander: Then I have no choice but to dismiss the charges. Dain: But sir- Lord Captain Commander: We suffered heavy losses at Falme. We can't afford to further piss off a dog owner.

[marveldcfandom]

Y/N Wick & Wednesday goes on vacation until they were stop by security.

Security: Do you two have any weapons?

Y/N and Wednesday turn in their weapons

Y/N: Be careful with guns

Wednesday: I’m keeping my brass knuckle

Y/N; The one that I got you for your birthday?

Wednesday: (smirks) They are specials

GIF from @chappellsroans

[fandomnerd9602]

Can we get John Wick visiting his son Y/N for parents weekend at Nevermore and as soon as he comes through the doors he puts fear in everyone's hearts? Well except Gomez who knows him.

Enid: is a draft coming thru here?

John Wick steps into the halls of Nevermore…

John: Y/N

Y/N: Dad!

Gomez perks up and approaches John…

Gomez: Jonathan old boy! Good to see you!

John smiles and looks over at Wednesday and Y/N who are holding hands…

John: Gomez good to see you. looks like we just may be in-laws some day.

Wednesday and Y/N look to one another, blushing…

[snow-flake-writes]

Y/N: “at the clurb, we all fam.”

John: “what?”

Y/N: rolls their eyes, “At the clurb, we all fam.”

John: raises a brow and gives them a pointed confused look.

Y/N: sighs in defeat. “At the club, we are all family. Are you racist?”

John: “wtf is wrong with you? We’re in the middle of a fight.”

[incorrectgliyeraba]

[professor!Elphaba, architectural designer!Glinda au] Glinda: We're not so different, you and I. Glinda: You with your historical documents... Glinda: And me with my markers.

[timeoutsoup]

JW x DP

Adoption AU

Incorrect Quotes

John: Dammit, Dante!

Dan: What?! It wasn’t me!

John: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Elli!

Elli: Not me either.

Person A: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Danny: *whistles*

[ladylokianna]

Viggo: Hello John. Uh... let's make it easy for the both of us. Josef is at the Red Circle. Have fun and please, don't come at me, I don't want to die.

John: ....

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Did you know that some of Shadow the Hedgehog’s lines for Sonic 3 have been leaked? Here are some of the lines I saw from the leaks:

“Yeah.”

“Whoa.”

“Guns. Lots of guns.”

“Excellent!”

“Shoot the hostage.”

“I’m thinking I’m back!”

“The only stars that matter are the ones you look at when you dream.”

“I WANT ROOM SERVICE! I WANT THE CLUB SANDWICH, I WANT THE COLD MEXICAN BEER, I WANT A $10,000-A-NIGHT HOOKER!”

[holybagelsstuff]

John: I had such a tough life :(

Neo and Constantine: hehe.. yeah buddy that sucks

[spahhzy]

Traveling on a boat in a canal, Neo, Roman, and Miss Malachite had a small talk.

Roman: When I was burying Junior, I was torn about what to put on his gravestone. A few words to sum up and entire life?

Miss Malachite: 'Long Live The Queen' had mine made years ago.

Roman: Modest?

Miss Malachite: Prophetic.

Neo: 'What did you decide?'

Roman: Friend, that's what he was above all else. A friend.

The boat stopped.

Roman: Remember Neo, arrive at sunrise, don't be late, for all our sakes.

Lil Miss: Best of luck to you, Neo.

Neo nodded before looking at Roman.

Roman: Neo.

Neo just nodded her head at Roman as she exited the boat and began to walk away before pulling out her scroll. She wrote something on it before she walked back to the small boat, and looking at Roman.

She handed him the scroll.

Roman: Hmm. What's this?...

Roman read out the message.

Roman: Loving Wife?

He looked at Neo, who just nodded.

Neo signed: That's what I want on mine. Trivia. Loving Wife.

Roman looked at Neo and nodded, Neo returned the nod before walking away, ready to confront her destiny.

[marveldcfandom]

Wednesday wakes up in the middle of the night.

Wednesday: Ouch.

Y/N: Someone here.

As Y/N Wick puts out his gun.

Wednesday: No one here. Our spawn kick me in my stomach.

Y/N: Oh. Well I have my gun here to make sure you’re safe.

Wednesday: Okay. Now cuddle with me, my husband.

Y/N: We’re not even married.

Wednesday: Then let’s get married tomorrow.

[fandomnerd9602]

Thea Queen x Son of John Wick Reader pls

Thea: Oliver I want you to meet my boyfriend!

Y/N: pleasure to meet you

Oliver: likewise. Favorite weapon?

Y/N: pencils

Oliver: I like this guy

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

John Wick: *feels an emotion*

Also John Wick: Who in the hell authorised this?!

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda: "Person of interest" is almost too flattering. Glinda: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, "A man has been murdered in you building and you are a person of interest," I'd be like, "Moi? Oh, do go on."

[timeoutsoup]

DP x John Wick

adoption AU

Incorrect Quotes

Danny: Dad, I'm sad.

John: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Iosef: Papa, I'm sad.

Viggo, nodding: mood.