#incorrect mystery trio quotes

[incorrect-mystery-trio]

Fiddleford: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Ford: We got spring water

Fiddleford: NO.

Stan: with EXTRA minerals

Ford: it's like licking a stalagmite

Fiddleford: DON'T COME HOME.

Stan: Mmmmm cave water

[callme-adam-iguess]

"What time is it?"

"I don’t know; pass me that saxophone my Banjo and we’ll find out"

*Plays sax banjo loudly and extremely out of tune*

"WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE THE BANJO AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!"

"It’s 2 am" *Wheeze*

[sincerely-sofie]

[divinity-in-chaos]

Stan: you should listen to your heart and forgive me.

Ford: Wha- my heart isn’t saying that?

Stan: yeah it is, look-

Stan: pulls out a sock puppet of Fidds

Stan, in Fiddleford’s voice: you should forgive Stan, aw crack nuggets

Ford: why is my heart Fiddleford?

Stan: your heart’s hella gay.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Stan: What kind of a maniac wakes up an hour early to write erotic fanfiction?

Ford: Me.

Y/N: Are there any shows or movies left in the world that you haven’t perved up?

Ford: No. That’s why I’ve started writing erotic friend fiction, using people at school and cryptids.

Fiddleford: Oh, do the janitor and the vice principal! I think they’d have beautiful children.

Ford: I did, and they don’t.

[gravityups]

Ford: How in the world did you manage to break Fiddleford’s arm?

Stan: Well, after I ran over him the first time—

Ford: You ran over him more than once?!

Stan: I was panicking okay?!!

[carewyncromwell]

Because I couldn’t resist — some incorrect quotes for my version of Jacob, Jacob Cromwell, with his BFFs Olivia Green and Duncan Ashe (yay Cursed Trio!!) 😂

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[myfuckingpenexploded]

Incorrect quotes of the ancient trio yet again :))))

Egypt: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Greece: I’m “a couple of things”. Italy: I’m “got distracted”.

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Egypt, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Greece: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Greece: Here you go. Egypt: Greece: Italy: Why am I here?

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Greece: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! Egypt: I wish for good grades. Italy: Nerd. Egypt: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Italy. :) Greece: Egypt…

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Greece: How do I make a date really romantic? Egypt: Be mysterious. Greece: Okay! later, while on a date with Italy Italy: So where are we going? Greece: None of your fucking business.

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Egypt, about Italy: They're speaking some kind of French. Greece: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

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[starstruckodysseys]

hello it is time for me to bother you with my paranormal/ghost hunting/detective kids!!

incorrect quotes edition

bianca: in scooby doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit

taylor: could we not base our decisions around what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of scooby doo?

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bianca: *beatboxing*

lillian: uh- my name’s lillian and im here to say, we’re the best ghost hunters in the usa-

*ghost makes a spooky noise*

lillian: wh-

bianca: *still beatboxing*

lillian: hang on, we have to get a response! uh- stop beatboxing!

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taylor: wait a minute! we don’t go toward the weird, scary sound!

lillian: yeah, we do. we always do

taylor: *sighs* i really hate that about us

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elijah: date a boy who forgives you for your past

sam: date a boy who disregards your cracker barrel arson charge

bianca: date a boy who was your accomplice in the cracker barrel arson

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dani: i’m leaving for a few days, taylor’s in charge. i’ve left notes for each of you with instructions

lillian: mine just says “lillian, don’t”

dani: and i want you to apply that to every possible situation

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sam: every conversation i have with you guys gets more and more absurd

elijah: you say “you guys” like you aren’t part of the group. well i’ve got news for you, pal. you’re already on the christmas card

- character descriptions under the cut this is a long ass post

anyway they were not initially for my murder mystery/etc thing i have going on in my google docs lmao

bianca’s the main character. she thinks ghosts and supernatural stuff are all complete bullshit, but she is a bored teenager with enough determination and spite that when kids start going missing, she decides she has to be the one to get to the bottom of it. also she’s bi + ace :)

lillian’s her best friend slash partner in crime slash platonic soulmate. she’s the believer to bianca’s skeptic, but she would actually kill a man to see a ghost. uh, no pun intended. she’s witty and sarcastic, but really does love her friends, even if she doesn’t show it. on top of being the number one ghost stan, she’s also the head of the newspaper club, and she’s always on the lookout for a scoop, so this is the perfect opportunity for her. she’s trans and a lesbian!!

taylor’s the other part of this detective trio but not the third friend of one thank you very much. he’s a believer, too, but more in the way that he thinks a ghost could kill him, so he’s terrified of them. he has issues with emotion, and he argues with lillian a lot, but he really is a sweetheart. when his crush makes a dare to go down to the supposedly-haunted boiler room and never returns, he pushes aside his paranormal fears and cracks down on the case. he’s trans + bi!

elijah’s a soccer star and one of the only decent popular kids… and also taylor’s crush. he’s a closet theatre nerd, too, but despite the rumors the theatre is haunted he’s a skeptic. not that that stops him from pretending to be a believer - which ends up being the thing that throws the entire school into chaos, anyway, since he’s impulsive and bold enough to risk a bet to go into the haunted boiler room, but never ends up returning. fucking loser (i love him). he’s gay!

dani’s the president of the environmental club and dear god just needs a break. she’s caring, the single braincell of the group, and nearly always tired from the ongoing shenanigans, but also always ready to lend a hand. she’s not exactly a believer, though not exactly a skeptic, either, believing that there’s no real proof either way, and she doesn’t exactly have time to think about ghosts, anyway. she’s an aroace icon!!

sam’s the school’s resident cryptid. it’s not that he isn’t there, he just lurks in the back, showing up places he probably shouldn’t be, and somehow always seems to know things. things he… shouldn’t know, really. no one knows how he does. he has a dry sense of humor - and speaking in general, really - that scares people off until you get to know him better. he’s bi!

hailey’s… not in any of these quotes and honestly not overall super important to the story (as of now), but she’s the girl’s swim team captain and student council vice president and definitely has her apples in way too many baskets. she’s a literal ray of sunshine, the absolute sweetest person you’ll ever meet, and the holder of the biggest case of comphet this world has ever seen. she’s a lesbian, if that isn’t clear enough.

[scarlet-heartstrings]

Entry 20

Contrition 1/?

I returned to talk to Dedan only to find him gone. In fact, everything was gone. All the Elsens, the specters, even the names of some of the areas were gone. The only place that seemed to keep its name was Damien if my memory serves correct.

All the color was gone, some bits of land were missing. Everything looks almost as if it was corroding away.

It’s actually incorrect of me to state that all the specters were gone, there was still one type left.

These…things. They resembled giant babydolls with twisted bodies and expressions that could range anywhere from wandering by itself to duos or trios. They were unspeakably strong, we were only able to take on one or two at a time, barely.

I tried to get back to Dedans office, but there was no returning there. I don’t think he would have been there anyway, they were all gone. The only thing remaining was bleached white remains and the distant knocking and calling of something I could not see or approach.

Looking back on it, it reminds me of a quote from a book I read ages ago. He was talking that existence was a fantasy, and his own existence was as well. The moment he realized this, the speaker talking proclaimed that he was doomed to fade into the nothingness, that exact word used. Dissolving into the nothingness he was made from.

Batter, are we mysterious strangers to this land? Was this intended? Where is everyone?

Dedan, I’m sorry. I’ll find my way back to you and we can apologize together, and bring everyone back.

Did you all just evacuate to zone 2?

I’ll see you in zone 2, I’m sure of it. For the sake of our sound minds, Batter, let’s say Dedan told us we would talk further in zone 2 as to not stress his workers further.

Note: I had a strange vision of a boy with a blanket. And he was right, that didn’t go well.

[incorrect-mystery-trio]

Ford: HELP! I TOLD FIDDLEFORD I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Stan, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[floppy-disks-and-8-tracks]

Guys I made a mystery trio incorrect quotes account @incorrect-mystery-trio !!

[oblivionscience]

This is an side to @ienzoskingdom

@radiantscientist is my other incorrect account

I mainly post incorrect quotes of the Oblivion Trio and the Sea Salt Family

Oblivion Trio is Riku, Naminé and Ienzo

Less important the Science Siblings are Ienzo, Xion and Replica

Also, please don't tag my Seasalt Fam content in ways that imply parent and child or tag my Wayfinder content as family. Both make me extremely uncomfortable.

My Personal Headcannons for the Oblivion Trio, if you have some more, I would be interested in hearing.

Riku

- Bi Curious Disaster (“What do you mean it’s not straight to want to kiss your homies“)

- Struggles with internal toxic masculinity

- Lived with toxic family after parents died, they weren’t the best and forced their beliefs on him, leading to the above

- This is why he wanted to leave the island so bad

- Lives in Disney Castle now

- Mickey basically adopted him (Minnie wasn’t happy she wasn’t informed but welcomed him nonetheless.)

- Has anxiety, depression and issues with abandonment

- Ansem helps him train his darkness sometimes (How he was reintroduced to Ienzo)

- Had a crush on Naminé, realized it was because she reminded him of Kairi

- Currently has crush on Ienzo

- Is now 3in taller then Ienzo and holds it above him

- As of MoM he is 19

Naminé

- Demisexual

- Dating Replica

- Adopted/moved in with Merlin

- Learning magic from Merlin and basically everything else from the fairies in the mysterious tower

- Tired to help by connecting to Soras memories, but they seem scattered/she no longer has as strong connection to him

- Doesn’t have a Keyblade of her own, but can use them

- Has a small stutter

- Has anxiety, depression and issues with abandonment

- Only one that was at Oblivion that still has complete memories of what happened

- As of MoM she is 18

Ienzo

- Homosexual

- Xion and Replica were remade, and are seen as his younger siblings

- Replica lives in the castle in the gardens, has a “I’m not standing in your lab, I’m in the hall” type of relationship with him

- Xion lives in Twilight Town and has a “don’t tell dad,” type relationship with him

- He has 5 and a half dads (Ansem, Even, Dilan, Aeleus, Xigbar and the half is Xemnas)

- He was a weird child growing up

- He had selective mutism as a child, still struggling to speak in some situations

- He knows sign language

- Has had strong magical abilities since he was a child

- Has anxiety, depression and issues with abandonment

- Still has fangs as a somebody (All organization does, they deserve it)

- As of MoM he is 19

Thank you for reading this, have a picture of my cat

[stephreynaart]

Pats Stan’s head

Some Lil’ Mystery Trio finding baby Shifty

[boombboi]

Poe: I make a story, I make picrews for the characters. It's the natural process.

Mushitarou: For some inexplicable reason, I read that as "I smell a story".

Ranpo: I thought that said "I smell a toy".

from family <3 discord server @adultkiddo @fairy god gremlin and @charlie

[hxuse-xf-black]

Anne (OC): I don't know whether to hug you or slap you.

Theo: Do I get a vote?