#incorrect peacemaker

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Peacemaker #13

Adrian: Chris? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry? Chris: Adrian, I swear to god—

(Source: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator)

[vigsilantes]

Y/N and Adrian:

[prince-koda]

Reader staring at Adrian: Isn't he just dreamy? Leota: He's covered in blood Reader: So cute ♡

[lysenfeu]

✨Peacemaker Cast as Incorrect Tweets✨

[cruger2984]

Kaeya: Archons, man! Do you read the news? Diluc: (in the window drinking wine) No. What for? It's depressing.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha: How do you know the passwords to my phone?

Y/N: I know my own birthday, dude.

[paperprinc3]

[peace-make-joke]

Vigilante: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Peacemaker: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Vigilante: I said within reason P, how about I murder that guy?

Peacemaker: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Vigilante: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

[lululandd]

Peacemaker: I'm gonna need you to swear-

Vigilante: FUCK!

Harcourt:

Adebayo:

Economos:

Eagly:

Butterfly in the jar:

Peacemaker: *sharp inhale* I'm gonna need you to promise

[bruciemilf]

Harley after she heard Riddler's been hanging with Joker: Okay, so, remember when we got drunk at that party and I had to write your thesis because you were too drunk?

Bruce: Yes and I specifically remember I promised you a Morally Questionable Favor coupon... Which you'll use right now. Harley, --

Harley: It won't be me! It'll be a friend of a friend. Well, not friend, I'm pretty sure they're fucking. And I'm not sure Chris is my friend because he did murder the one decent guy I had a connection with, so.

Bruce: ...Fine. who's this friend?

--

Chris: Why'd you have tell Batman me and Vigilante are fucking?

Adrian, packing his chainsaw for Arkham: Wait, we're fucking? I thought we were dating

Chris: Babe. Don't correct me in front of the maniac woman

Adrian: Oh its ' babe' now? And you don't even care about Batman, you're saying he's a pussy all the time!

Bruce appearing out of thin air: That's mature.

Chris: JESUS

Bruce:...I was going to make an amusing irony joke about me not being Christian, but considering we're both Jewish--

Chris: Wow wow wow. Hey man, I'm progressive as hell, but I draw the line at Jesus being Jewish, okay? He was Christian. That's what the church paintings say

Adrian: Mm, no, no babe, he was Jewish like Hanukkah.

Chris: We'll see what Facebook has to say about that

Adrian: By the way, Batman sir, Harley's told me everything this guy did, do you want me to cut his fingernails off or his toenails off? Because Fingernails would look weird, but walking with a limp is REALLY funny when you're him

Bruce:...Toenails

Chris:... That's a pretty romantic proposition for someone you're not fucking

Adrian: And if we were DATING, I'd feel bad about it

Harley: I told you my friends were cool :)

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Peacemaker Texts #12

Emilia: Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.

(Source: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-6660.html)

[vigsilantes]

No one:

Adrian, singing: Five nights at Freddy’s that’s where I wanna be, five nights a-

[prince-koda]

Adrian: Love is in the air Reader: No, that's just smoke from the fire you set.

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

[after finding out Zer0 is an alien]

Gaige: Zer0, are you here to eat our flesh like the aliens from Pitch Black? Zer0: [helmet flashes NO] Axton: Zer0, are you here to put babies in us like in Alien? Zer0: [helmet flashes NO] Axton: [sighs] Gaige: Dude, you're upset about that? Axton: Well, how else am I gonna experience motherhood?

[diningwiththeasquiths]

Adrian: *rolls over and knees Chris in the ribs*

Chris: Ow, you kneed me.

Adrian, sleepily: Yeah I do need you.

Chris, choked up: Okay.

[mor-goo]

“The Suicide Squad Without Context”

Going through a creative slump and made this in the space of an afternoon. This is my life now. Even more worryingly so, I’m genuinely considering uploading this to YouTube.