#incorrect puppet history

[incorrectghostfiles]

The Professor: Urrrgh .. I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life ..

Ryan: Ouch. Shit sucks, man.

The Professor: I feel like I’m dying .. Whyyyy ..

Ryan, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet in this house.

The Professor: .. DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME, BEEF BOY—

[incorrectpuppethistory]

The Professor: Hey, Ryan! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?

Ryan: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

The Professor: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.

Ryan:

Ryan: That’s one way to say it, I guess…

[alexrwinchester]

Jason: I mean, I went through some stuff.

Tim: You mean death?

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2564

Excited about Puppet History~ (Dialogue from tumblr.)

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Magnus: I mean, I went through some stuff. Annabeth: You mean death?

[fake-daily-watcher-tweets]

i’m re-watching doctor who and was inspired by my own life altering emotions😌

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disclaimer: as always I want to mention that these are not real. they are made by me to be a joke. in no way do these actively reflect on the real ryan bergara, shane madej, or steven lim or anyone else that they come in contact with. this is a joke page and these are NOT real. they are supposed to be funny!

[thefangirlinawheelchair]

Qiao Ling: Would you like it if someone killed someone for you?

Cheng Xiaoshi: No cause I'm not an ego monster.

Lu Guang: Yes, cause I am.

[silvershewolf247]

Andy: Would you rather be loved or feared?

Chucky: I want people to fear how much they love me.

[owchie-wowchie]

Goldenhoard: You're saying that if you could go anywhere in time, you'd just go to get on a jetski and confuse people? Arthur: Yes.

[terrorquotestm]

Hickey: Find an outlet, or become a murderer. That's what my kindergarten teacher once told me.

Goodsir: Your kindergarten teacher sensed that you had murderous tendencies?

Hickey: I never said that...

Goodsir: You kinda did.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: I'm thankful for my haters every day. They make me stronger.

Edgar: Every morning I say in the mirror, "If you hate me, thank you."

[incorrectghostfiles]

Ryan: The Professor, The Professor, The Professor.

Ryan: I've heard that this is how you summon him.

The Professor: That's Beetlejuice, ya dumbass!

Ryan: Why did it work, then?

[incorrectpuppethistory]

Ryan: Welcome to the “Fuck Elon Club” where we say fuck you, to the asshole that is Elon Musk.

The Professor: In this case, I don't think anyone misunderstood what the club was about.

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Zius: would you rather be loved or feared?

Yulnia: i want people to fear how much they love me.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2562

Ghoul Boys self care! (Dialogue from wrd_vbs on twitter.)

Alternate panels because I couldn't decide:

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Kyp Durron: Here at the Jedi Academy, we do not endorse murder. Kyp Durron: BUT!