Ryan: *during an investigation, in front of an Ouija board* So young damn, what happened to you Jack?
Shane: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?
*pause*
Planchette: 9
Ryan: 9??
Planchette: 1
Ryan: 91????
Planchette: 0
Ryan: 910????????
Shane: *almost about to die laughing*
Ryan: 910 PICKLES???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Steven, texting Shane: Shane there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Steven: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Steven: Shane
Steven: Shane
Shane: Shane is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
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Ryan: What’s your street name?
Shane: well, back home in the Windy City they called me matchstick. I was always a spindly kid. Oh, and I was the one that burned the evidence.
Ryan: I meant the name of your street.
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tell the critters that you love,
that you love ‘em, that’s enough!
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Mumbo: If I died, would you miss me?
Watcher!Grian: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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insp in notes
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Pokey: One of the sniggles is being weird
Wiggly: You mean Snigglette
Pokey: They have names?!
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shane and his silly burgers
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Peter: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Charles: Excuse me?
Peter: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved
Erik: Can we please go back to the part when you said 'when I get murdered'?????
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The ghosts @ Ryan when Shane's doing his solo investigation.
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*crashing sound*
Shane: what was that?
Hollie: I dropped a shirt.
Shane: it sounded a lot heavier than that.
Hollie: Ryan was in it.
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Thank you for the new incorrect quote template @wearewatcher
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2572
They'd be in cahoots; they're always in cahoots. (Dialogue from AIapalucci on twitter.)
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me when i first saw the window in the new episode of puppet history
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