#incorrect watcher

[incorrectghostfiles]

The Professor: Urrrgh .. I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life ..

Ryan: Ouch. Shit sucks, man.

The Professor: I feel like I’m dying .. Whyyyy ..

Ryan, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet in this house.

The Professor: .. DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME, BEEF BOY—

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Ryan: *during an investigation, in front of an Ouija board* So young damn, what happened to you Jack?

Shane: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

*pause*

Planchette: 9

Ryan: 9??

Planchette: 1

Ryan: 91????

Planchette: 0

Ryan: 910????????

Shane: *almost about to die laughing*

Ryan: 910 PICKLES???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[gamerboyeet]

I'm alive

THE MULTIFANDOM SHITPOSTS/INCORRECT QUOTES ARE COMING

ITS JUST HARD FINDING IMAGES, GIVE ME TIME, TRUST!

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Bill: I had fun, I didn't think about my problems, and- *holds up blinky plushie*

Bill: I won this ugly purple toddler, which is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2564

Excited about Puppet History~ (Dialogue from tumblr.)

[guardianofthedawn]

Rook: Oh, so when Crows hold grudges against those who wronged them, they’re “cool” and “mysterious”…

Rook: …but when I do it, I’m “petty” and I “need to put that nobleman back in his mausoleum in the Grand Necropolis”.

[prkrknr]

harley: have you ever wanted to be big? or even average-sized?

peter: fuck you

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Mumbo: If I died, would you miss me?

Watcher!Grian: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[fake-daily-watcher-tweets]

i’m re-watching doctor who and was inspired by my own life altering emotions😌

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disclaimer: as always I want to mention that these are not real. they are made by me to be a joke. in no way do these actively reflect on the real ryan bergara, shane madej, or steven lim or anyone else that they come in contact with. this is a joke page and these are NOT real. they are supposed to be funny!

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N, Spideypool, spots the Howard the Duck x Darcy universe…

Y/N: what the f—k?! what the f—k?! Who the f—k authorized this?!

Y/N turns to the Watcher…

Y/N: destroy it!! Please!! Or destroy me!!

Watcher; I am a mere observer to—

Y/N: fine!! I’ll go talk with Feige about this! Ahh!! I can’t unsee what I saw!! Have you seen a duck’s (censored) it’s a corkscrew!!!

Watcher:

[incorrectghostfiles]

The Professor: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Ryan: Isn’t that just killing people?

The Professor: Ah, technicality.

[incorrectmeangills]

Currently queuing while listening to the Death Note musical, and honestly? Someone needs to make a Mean Gills Death Note AU. Make them Lawlight. Ren or Jimmy is Misa, depending on who's who. I think it would work well.

[incorrectwcuniverse]

*crashing sound*

Shane: what was that?

Hollie: I dropped a shirt.

Shane: it sounded a lot heavier than that.

Hollie: Ryan was in it.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Bill: Ohh, I like Blinky. He was fun

Alice: Dad, he tried to kill us

Bill: I try not to remember the bad things about people.

Alice: That's all he tried to do, there were no good things!

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2572

They'd be in cahoots; they're always in cahoots. (Dialogue from AIapalucci on twitter.)

[ravxe3n]

shane and his silly burgers