#source: puppet history

[alexrwinchester]

Jason: I mean, I went through some stuff.

Tim: You mean death?

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: I mean, I went through some stuff.

Harding: You mean the Fade?

[incorrectteyvatism]

Xiao: One wall of a brothel in Liyue Harbor has etched in it, "Morax fucked here."

Traveler: What now?

Xiao: "Morax fucked here."

Traveler: Well, I mean it's informative. I now know where Morax was fucked.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Magnus: I mean, I went through some stuff. Annabeth: You mean death?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jon: I mean, I went through some stuff.

Rhaegar: You mean death?

[thefangirlinawheelchair]

Qiao Ling: Would you like it if someone killed someone for you?

Cheng Xiaoshi: No cause I'm not an ego monster.

Lu Guang: Yes, cause I am.

[silvershewolf247]

Andy: Would you rather be loved or feared?

Chucky: I want people to fear how much they love me.

[yaoiwchie-wowchie]

Goldenhoard: You're saying that if you could go anywhere in time, you'd just go to get on a jetski and confuse people? Arthur: Yes.

[terrorquotestm]

Hickey: Find an outlet, or become a murderer. That's what my kindergarten teacher once told me.

Goodsir: Your kindergarten teacher sensed that you had murderous tendencies?

Hickey: I never said that...

Goodsir: You kinda did.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: I'm thankful for my haters every day. They make me stronger.

Edgar: Every morning I say in the mirror, "If you hate me, thank you."

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Zius: would you rather be loved or feared?

Yulnia: i want people to fear how much they love me.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: Have you ever been to Boston?

Jonah, who hasn’t been to Boston: Lots of brick!

Gabby: Lots of brick!

[incorrectteyvatism]

Childe: We're friends.

Scara: [giggling] I'm gonna set you on fire.

[anotherincorrectquotesblog]

A: We do not endorse the toxic masculinity on display by B.

B: Oh, says the person who sold their ex girlfriend on eBay…

A: That was between consenting adults!

[thefangirlinawheelchair]

Liu Xiao: What would be your meat alternative? Like if you couldn't get cow. Say all the cows were gone.

Liu Xiao: Cows gone, global warming solved, what burger you're going for? What strange animals are you putting on a burger?

Xia Fei: Probably turkey burger is fine.

Liu Xiao: No turkeys.

Liu Xiao: I said strange animal. Turkeys are perfectly wonderful and normal.

Xia Fei: Strange is subjective! I think turkeys are strange as hell!

Vein: I would like to eat a beaver. I've been thinking about that a lot. Like, what does the tail taste like?

Vein: In my downtime I've been thinking, "what does a beaver taste like?" So, I'm gonna say that.

Vein: I'm just curious about the tail specifically. Like, imagine the tail on a sub roll. Maybe it's fried.

[silvershewolf247]

Chucky: I mean, I went through some stuff.

Andy: You mean death?