#incorrect r+j quotes

[tybaltstan]

Benvolio: So when are we gonna tell them? Mercutio: Just give them a minute. Romeo: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

[vildo]

Fëanor: no one’s dying on my watch

Fëanor: go die somewhere I can’t see you

[braxix]

Manwë: This is weird.

Iluvatar: You want weird? I'll show you weird! *Makes a Platypus*

Manwë: What the fuck is that?!

[ithildin15]

Maedhros: *Suddenly remembers that he forgot to put some important documents in the bag*

Y/N: Don't worry i brought those. *smiles*

Maedhros: *In an apologetic tone* Thank you. *smiles back at her*

[sakyira]

Mr.D: What do you mean I have a favorite camper? I love Nico and the non-nicos the same.

[sparklingrainbowdragon]

Romeo, trying to be friendly: Hey, Tybalt. Uhm. Nice top!

Mercutio: Why, thank you!

Benvolio: (*wondering if 10 am really is too early to start drinking*)

[lesbocrocker]

Benvolio: Okay then, if you aren’t gay, why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

Mercutio: Oh my god, bro it’s SATIRE

Benvolio: THAT’S NOT WHAT SATIRE IS

[epherwillc]

Jace, visibly dying: hi, mom… This is my girlfriend… She tried to kill me and then I worked on her pirate ship…

Ranna: oookay

(later)

J: hi, mom! Vraska and I have a kid now

R, a little confused: well I haven’t thought about grandkids in some time-

Loot: hello! my name’s loot!

R:

[fandomhopping]

April: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Mikey: Several traffic violations. Raph: Three counts of resisting arrest. Donnie: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Leo: Also, that’s not our car.

[danganronpafakes]

Go now, and die in what way seems best to you.

Source: J. R. R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings, “The Return of the King”)

[tybaltstan]

Juliet: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Romeo: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Juliet: But you’re always acting stupid? Romeo: … Romeo: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

[vildo]

[lapetiteshippeuse]

Lyanna : My dad just give us the most amazing Christmas gift ever

Lyanna : Our first night away since Jon was born

Rhaegar : Twenty four hours straight without that little bastard

Lyanna & Rhaegar *doing a high five* :

[ithildin15]

Maedhros: Do not go near the kitchen.

Elrond and Elros: Ok.* in unison *

Maglor: Don't worry brother. I will take care of them.

5 minutes later...

Maglor: Follow me boys. We are cooking some of, his favorite foods. * wink *

[unhonestlymirror]

Ukraine: People make me sick...

Lithuania: Maybe you should cook them longer?

Ukraine: What?

Lithuania: What?

[brilledcheese]

Act 1 Scene 1 of Romeo and Juliet be like:

Prince: Listen up you little shits—

Prince: Not you, Lady Montague. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here