Benvolio: So when are we gonna tell them?
Mercutio: Just give them a minute.
Romeo: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*
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Fëanor: no one’s dying on my watch
Fëanor: go die somewhere I can’t see you
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Manwë: This is weird.
Iluvatar: You want weird? I'll show you weird! *Makes a Platypus*
Manwë: What the fuck is that?!
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Maedhros: *Suddenly remembers that he forgot to put some important documents in the bag*
Y/N: Don't worry i brought those. *smiles*
Maedhros: *In an apologetic tone* Thank you. *smiles back at her*
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Mr.D: What do you mean I have a favorite camper? I love Nico and the non-nicos the same.
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Romeo, trying to be friendly: Hey, Tybalt. Uhm. Nice top!
Mercutio: Why, thank you!
Benvolio: (*wondering if 10 am really is too early to start drinking*)
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Benvolio: Okay then, if you aren’t gay, why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Mercutio: Oh my god, bro it’s SATIRE
Benvolio: THAT’S NOT WHAT SATIRE IS
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Jace, visibly dying: hi, mom… This is my girlfriend… She tried to kill me and then I worked on her pirate ship…
Ranna: oookay
(later)
J: hi, mom! Vraska and I have a kid now
R, a little confused: well I haven’t thought about grandkids in some time-
Loot: hello! my name’s loot!
R:
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April: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Mikey: Several traffic violations.
Raph: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Donnie: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Leo: Also, that’s not our car.
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Go now, and die in what way seems best to you.
Source: J. R. R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings, “The Return of the King”)
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Juliet: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Romeo: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Juliet: But you’re always acting stupid?
Romeo: …
Romeo: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Lyanna : My dad just give us the most amazing Christmas gift ever
Lyanna : Our first night away since Jon was born
Rhaegar : Twenty four hours straight without that little bastard
Lyanna & Rhaegar *doing a high five* :
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Maedhros: Do not go near the kitchen.
Elrond and Elros: Ok.* in unison *
Maglor: Don't worry brother. I will take care of them.
5 minutes later...
Maglor: Follow me boys. We are cooking some of, his favorite foods. * wink *
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Ukraine: People make me sick...
Lithuania: Maybe you should cook them longer?
Ukraine: What?
Lithuania: What?
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Act 1 Scene 1 of Romeo and Juliet be like:
Prince: Listen up you little shits—
Prince: Not you, Lady Montague. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here
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