#incorrect seamonkeys

[superiorsturgeon]

Fellas, is it gay to-?

Sun/Neptune: *debating*

Neptune: Maybe we can ask Jaune?

Sun: Yeah, Jaune! He’s dating Pyrrha Nikos, he knows gay from straight!

Neptune: Jaune! Bro! Dude! Guy! We need your help with something important!

Jaune: *looks up from his chicken nuggets and comic book* Mmh?

Sun: We need you to weigh in on something of vital importance!

Jaune: Uh, sure? What’s up? *pops another nugget*

Neptune: Okay, now hear me out…!

Neptune: Is it gay if you tenderly cradle the junk if your best guy friend, strictly to check for injury?

Jaune: *chokes a bit*

Jaune: *swallows*

Jaune: …you know, I’m not sure.

Sun: What?

Neptune: You’re not?

Jaune: My best friend is Lie Ren, who has sex with Nora Valkyrie. And I have a healing semblance.

Jaune: I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve gently cradled Ren’s package and covered it with my white, warm, soothing essence after it’s been brutally worked over.

Neptune: …huh…

Sun: Does Ren ever moan when you do it?

Jaune: Yeah, a little. Why?

Neptune: Hmm…I think we’ve got more questions than when we started.

Jaune: Want me to ask Pyrrha? She and Nora usually watch.

[rwbybutincorrect]

Neptune: Apologise to Sun, now.

Blake: Sorry I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.

[thebunnyremix]

Sun: [proposing with a Ring Pop] Neptune? Will you marry-

Neptune: What flavor is it?

Sun: [outraged] I put my heart on the line and you ask, “What flavor is it?” Fuck you! It’s blue raspberry, but fuck you!

[hadesisqueer]

Coco: I thought you two were a couple.

Sun: No, how could you even think that?

Coco, to everyone in the room: Raise your hand if you thought Sun and Neptune were a couple.

Everyone: *raising their hands*

Sun: Neptune, why are YOU raising your hand???

[thepalestrose]

Scarlet: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 's'.

Sage, looking at Neptune and Sun flirting awkwardly in the corner: Is it 'sexual tension'?

[tupayapsina]

Sun and Neptune: [sitting away from eachother on the couch]

Scarlet, recording: Two bros chilling on a sofa, five feet apart 'cause they ain't gay

Sun: [moves next to Neptune]

Scarlet, gasping: They ARE gay

[aliza---e]

Sun: Do you want a protein shake bro?

Neptune: Nah bro.

Sun: Why bro?

Neptune: Because you're the only one who gives me strength, bro.

Sun, tearing up: Bro.

[smh0217]

Yang: These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea. You’re cashier might by gay, your bartender might be gay, the guy sucking your dick might even by gay!

Neptune, about Sun: But he said no homo tho!

Yang: HE LIED!

[rwby-rambles]

Blake: You’re not straight.

Neptune: Obviously I am.

Blake: You’re in a romantic relationship with Sun.

Neptune: You got me there.

[incorrectsunflakes]

uh I accidentally posted an ask that I was asked to rate seamista and Seamonkeys and then panicked and deleted it so to the user who asked I’m so sorry 😭 here it is

In order: Seamonkeys (Neptune x Sun), Seamsita (Seahawk x Mermista)

[diddyspice]

NEPTUNE: Miss, I'm Lt. Neptune Vasilias and this is Captain Sun Wullkong, Junior Detectives.

YANG: Is this some kind of bust?

NEPTUNE: Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions about the disappearance of Adam Taurus.

[quotedrwby]

Sun: You know, sometimes I just absolutely love times like these, calm, relaxing...

Neptune, dodging a grimm: And also about to die, so please, for the love of dust, Sun, HELP

[rwbybutincorrect]

Neptune: I’m so toast!

Sun: Bummer...but look on the bright side-

Neptune: What bright side?

Sun: I still like you.

Neptune: Dude, that really doesn’t help me here but I appreciate it.

[thebunnyremix]

Sun and Neptune: [links arms together, uses it to lift Weiss] Arm Throne!

Weiss: ( ◡‿◡) 💞

Nora: Ooo! Oscar! [squats, holds arms out] Arm Throne!

Oscar: [gives her a look] ...

Nora: [aggressively waddles towards him] Arm Throoooooooooone!

Oscar: Agh! [scrambles away]

[hadesisqueer]

Neptune: So.

Neptune: I'm in love.

Neptune: With Sun.

Neptune: I'm in love with Sun.

Scarlet:

Scarlet: Our Sun?

Neptune: Yes... thoughts?

Scarlet: And prayers.

[thepalestrose]

Sun: Dude, do you want to know your gay name?

Neptune: My... my gay name?

Sun: Yeah!! It's your first name-

Neptune: Oh, haha. Very funny Sun-

Sun, getting down on one knee: And my last name.

Neptune: Oh- oh my god!