#incorrect steven grant

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Pre-war Steve: Uh, Buck, can I ask you a question?

Pre-war Bucky: Yeah.

Steve: Why are we laying on the ground?

Bucky: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would think we were just chilling.

[steve-rogers-language]

Found this gif of this sexy ass man.

[evilbubu]

[chaos-and-ink]

The hyperfixation is so back baby

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: *running towards Steven with open arms*

Steven: *moves out of the way*

Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!

Steven: I thought you were going to attack me.

Y/N: I was going to hug you!

Steven: Why would you hug me?

Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[fandomnerd9602]

Moon Knight finds out his son, Y/N, is dating Felicia Hardy. Meanwhile, Y/N, Arachknight, finds out his father was dating Tigra at some point. Both realize that the fists of Khonshu may have a type...

Marc: you're dating Black Cat?!

Y/N: you dated Tigra?!

Steven takes over briefly...

Steven: I'm noticin' a pattern here

Y/N: (chuckles) yeah you could say Dad and I really got a thing for-

Felicia: don't finish that!

Y/N: what? i was gonna say cats

[marshmallow--3]

Steven Grant getting ready for a date

Steven: All right, how do I look?

Marc: I'd lose the tie.

Steven: I gotta wear a tie.

Jake: You look like a lawyer.

Steven: *groans and removes the tie*

Marc: That's better.

Source: 9-1-1

Bonus:

Matt "Am I a joke to you?" Murdock:

[bubuslutty]

if you litter, you're a bitch!

moon knight & reader - twitter crack au

a/n: special thanks to @runny-mascara for the help with the bit of Spanish in here. much love 💙 and this is for you anon, ask and you shall receive 💙

tags: @bobastayhigh @weblesstherains @h-leigh @unspokenmoon @ahookedheroespureheart @thursdaywritings @gebstargeb @softieekayy @fem-moony @peachjellypackets @pakhiya @darlinglittledevil @anixluxtt @mrs-cupidd @gebgeb @poeticabomination @i-love-sammwiches

[little-cereal-draws]

Layla: do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Marc

Marc: no

Steven: I do

Layla: I know, Steven

Steven: I’m sad

Layla: I know, Steven

[traveller-of-the-knight]

I think I'll start posting these in groups from now on :)

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Some of the Avengers are on a hike Rhodey: It’s beautiful out here. Bruce: And quiet. Sam: Too quiet. Bucky: Did we lose someone? cut to Steve with a bear in a headlock

[steve-rogers-language]

Bucky from memory.

[sadwetcatmk]

[evilbubu]

guys. think about this. moon boys, Layla, khonshu and Harrow in an episode of Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsey. are you following me???? Can you see the vision???

for example:

Gordon: your menu and this decor looks absolutely shit. when was the last time you updated it? 45 BC?

Khonshu, restaurant owner: I hate this white man!

Layla, waitress: The only reason I'm still here is because he hasn't fired me yet. I stole 12 plates. 6 forks and 8 cups, in front of him and he JUST KEEPS REPLACING THEM. HELP. ME.

Steven, cook: hey, nice to meet you!

Gordon: hello.

Marc and Jake walk in

Gordon: OH FUCK ME, THERE'S THREE OF YOU!

Gordon: who the fuck is this guy?

Layla: That's Harrow, we don't really like him, he stays in the freezer most of the time.

Gordon: what

Layla: don't worry about it :3

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: I have three boyfriends

Marc: you can't say that

Y/N: Why not?

Marc: Because they are things that you would contribute to the company, what would we do in your job?

Y/N: be beautiful and motivate me?

Jake: she has a point

Steven: it's so cute

Marc: I love you but not