#insane shitpost

[patchhampter]

SMØR and his stand Big Win hopefully this is my first and last SMØR post but i need to get this out somewhere

[peqchys]

this is what chapter 4 was right

[loo-nuh-tik]

*shares pussy eating techniques via vampiric hive mind*

[meanbossart]

Stand up for your man.

[nukaposting]

getting shot in the head probably feels soooo good for like a second

[livefungus]

nonbinary object show characters and their disappearing gfs. reblog if you agree

[antleredreality]

[fail-sco0b]

whys sanji always attracting men bruh, womanizer? no, menanizer

[edgy-senju]

HAPPY JOJODAY AND MERRY SBR ANIME ANNOUNCEMENT TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE, WE WON

[sweetmapple]

Jonathan Sims’ fun steppe vacation

[patchhampter]

feeding my hamster hornet from hollow knight ,, , sorry that i doomed the release of silksong by doing this 💔

[spiderlilyx]

"Oh my God why would they do that????" I say as I write someone doing something bad with my own ten fingers

[magnificentsapcaddy]

AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE

Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unknownn-girl]

tumblr is like if twitter and pinterest had an insane mentally ill psychotic baby

[violent138]

Jason, hearing something rattling in Dick's modified car: *focused on the bad guys*

Jason, remembering whose car this is: "This thing has safety measures right? Like airbags and shit?"

Dick, focused on the road, destroying a mailbox as he takes a corner: "What?"

Jason, deciding probably not as the seatbelt snaps off: "I'm all for throwing away one's life or whatever, but you're on another level, you could get taken out by anything!"

Dick, mildly alarmed from the snippets he can hear: "What?"

[kaffkanya]