#inspired by tiktok

[hisbucky]

Buck: I've got the perfect song for us. Don't be mad, I just think it's funny. Tommy: Why would I be — Buck: *plays 'right where you left me' by Taylor Swift* Tommy: ...I feel like I should apologize. Buck: I think it's hilarious.

[cod-dump]

Soap, running into Price’s office: HE’S IN SWEATPANTS

Price, already done for the day: He’s fine

Soap: YOU LET HIM GO OUT IN SWEATPANTS-

Price: He’s a grown man, Johnny

Soap: HIS ASS CAN’T BE CONTAINED BY FUCKING SWEATPANTS-

(Meanwhile)

Ghost: I haven’t seen Soap today

Gaz: Oh I have

Ghost: ?

Gaz: He’s frustrated, he’ll show up later

[nixster627]

Lan Wangji: Guess who I slept with last night?

Lan Xichen: Who?

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying.

Lan Xichen: ...

Lan Wangji: What? You said "fuck the Pathriarch."

Lan Xichen: Patriarchy. I said "fuck the patriarchy."

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost, flirting with soap: can I buy you a drink?

Soap: no, it's bad for my legs

Ghost, confused bc soap has never not flirted back: why? Do they swell?

Soap, smiling: no, they spread

[betta-beta]

Experience ≠ expertise

You can keep a species for decades and still keep it wrong, and what was considered the standard decades ago is almost certainly not the standard now.

I’m begging y’all to stop taking care advice from people based solely on how long they’ve kept a species, especially if multiple people are telling you the advice is wrong, outdated, dangerous, etc.

[awhitehead17]

Dick: Truth or Dare?

Tim: Uh, truth

Dick: How many hours of sleep have you had this week?

Tim: ...

Dick: ...

Tim: Dare

Dick: GO TO SLEEP

Tim: I don't like this game

[onmyliteraturebullshitagain]

Not Midwest Bi Disaster Zukka, but I've got a new random story up now inspired by TikTok and sorryi'mabitanxious. Still a modern AU but of the sort-of not so cute meet cute between a lawyer and a duck thief :) Enjoy!

"Lawyers, Duck Stealing, and Other Ways to Pick Up a Hot Guy at a Park"

[wrathofthestag]

This TikTok is amazing! The perfect example of the "boys will be boys" content I want to see. So cute and sweet!

Also, this is 100% Jack Zimmermann having lunch with Shitty and Bitty is the waiter whom he has a crush on.

"Any food allergies?" Bitty asks with a smile.

"Euh, penicillin."

Shitty is dying as he tries not to do a spit-take while Bitty just stares.

"I'll, um, make sure they leave the antibiotics out this time, hun. Just for you."

When Bitty leaves Jack stares forlornly and says, "Maybe I should ask if they like fishing?"

Shitty leans in and says in between laughter, "Please don't mention that foot rash you had last week, brah. I don't think my heart can take it."

(x)

[trippygalaxy]

Sky, sat beside his s/o very clearly bored: "Ask me for the sugar!"

S/o, clearly very busy with a task: "No."

Sky, now pouting: "Ask me for the sugar!"

S/o, now facing Sky with a smirk cause they know what's about to happen. "Alright. Can I have the sugar?"

Sky, grinning ear to ear before absolutely SMOTHERING his s/o in loud, dramatic kisses as S/o giggles fill the space, work now forgotten.

[lordrei]

Color album challenge?

Use the following template to paste albums that correlate with the following colors

Afterwards, add the names below and @ three folks you'd wish to participate

Here's mine to start off:

Red: I Am The Dog- Sir Chloe

Black: Fate/Light- Deceits

Pink: El Diablito- Caifanes

Orange: Apollo XXI- Steve Lacy

White: Moctezuma- Porter

Purple: Donde Jugaran Las Niñas- Molotov

Yellow: This Old Dog- Mac DeMarco

Green: Lungs- Florence + The Machine

Blue: Bocanada- Gustavo Cerati

@petrichorandarson @kieran-rules-zara-drools @imaginealpha (you're free to repost regardless, but mutuals tend to @ each other anyways lol)

[hisbucky]

Bobby: You took care of yourself growing up? Your parents didn't look out for you? Buck: Yeah, I guess so? Bobby: I can tell. Buck, blushing: Oh, thanks- Bobby: That's not a compliment. Buck: Oh...Can we pretend the last five seconds didn't happen? Bobby: Nope. You're coming home with me. We need to get you fed. I'm gonna give you so much food.

[cod-dump]

Laswell, on the phone: Laswell speaking-

CIA officer: One of your boys just told me to go fuck myself!

Laswell: … which one?

CIA officer: The angry one

Laswell, crossing Gaz off her list: mmm need to be more specific

CIA officer: Stupid accent

Laswell, crossing Alex off: More specific

CIA officer: Told me he would feed me nails

Laswell, staring a her list: … more specific

CIA officer: Older… attractive in weird way…

Laswell, crossing off Ghost and Soap: Little more specific

CIA officer: … slutty waist

Laswell, crossing off Nik: Captain Price, got it

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost: MOTHER- FUCKER!

Random recruit: *just walking by*

Ghost, grabbing them by the front of their shirt: you!

Recruit, nervously: hm?

Ghost: have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?

Recruit, shaking: please don't hurt me

Ghost, now nose to nose with the recruit: have you ever. Heard. Of a mountain chicken?

Recruit: no

Ghost: what do you think it looks like?

Recruit: l-like a really big chicken-

Ghost, showing them a picture: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!! But NO! IT'S THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!

Gaz, storming down the hall: GHOST! You get back here and take your damn meds! I'm not FUCKING doing this again!

[queenmeriadoc]

“Excuse me, will you betray your family and everything you love and hold dear?”

“No”

“What about now?”

“Yeah absolutely”

[Source]

[joanjettenthusiast]

he's innocent he does no wrong yet there's people out there who don't like will byers this just like really irritates me if i ever meet somebody who says they don't like will byers i distance myself away from them cause something is not right

[leuchtturmhaus]

E-girl Jeffrey palmer