#irl dialogue

[harleythealter]

Me: I shouldn’t go swimming if there’s chlorine in that pool because I’m allergic.

Every other person I’ve had this conversation with: Isn’t everybody allergic to chlorine?

Me: Well-

Every other person I’ve had this conversation with: -because it’s really bad for everybody.

Me: I mean that I’m really really allergic. As in I stop breathing and feel like I’m suffocating. It’s probably best if I stay behind and read in my room instead.

Me(alternatively): I actually mean that I have an asthma attack when I go in chlorine water, or when I enter a pool room, or when I walk past a swimming pool, even out in the open. I’m saying I can’t go with you if you decide to do that activity for your birthday/event/whatever.

Every other person I’ve had this conversation with: Oh… well maybe you shouldn’t come then.

Me: *fakes a smile and blinks a few times* I agree.

[beif0ngs]

everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now 

[cubbihue]

Have there been times the Turner parents have suspected something but shrugged it off?

They have never suspected Timmy Turner of anything! Despite often expressing regret or disappointment, they still very much love their son! And all the benefits he brings them!!

The Turners are a well established family in the neighborhood. It wouldn't bode them well to go around casting doubt against their own son. It'd affect their reputation terribly!

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[panakoui]

post canon laishuro prelude :>

[girlwithherheadinthestars]

father figure prompts pt. 2 (cw: daddy issues)

because like. teachers who have adopted the traumatized gifted kids in their classes as their children >>>>>>

"you need a break. you're working too hard."

"i don't care that you didn't do that assignment i'm more worried about the fact that you're crying."

bursting into his office whenever you're upset: are you busy?

^him: yes. (closes his laptop) what's up?

^me: aren't you...

^him: your principal can go step off a balcony. this is clearly more important.

"you're more than just smart. you're funny and sweet and talented -- don't let anyone reduce you to just smart."

"i'm so scared for the midterm if i'm being honest."

^"why? your worst grade in my class is a 95."

^"yes but i don't want to disappoint -- "

^"get a B."

^"what?"

^"i'm being serious. get a B. that's more than enough. don't kill yourself overstudying for a perfect score."

"you're literally a child. this isn't your responsibility. don't worry about it. just...go have fun."

"stop studying and go out please for the love of god."

part. 1

part. 3

[celestialwrites]

fluffy romance prompts + dialogue [valentine’s edition<3]

@celestialwrites for more!

♡ character A waking up to roses, not just a bouquet, but roses covering every square inch of their home.

♡ character thinking their s/o forgot valentine’s but comes home to a huge surprise.

♡ “i thought you didn’t like valentines?” “i don’t like valentines, but i like you.”

♡ characters reenacting their first date/first time they met.

♡ “i don’t want you to just be my valentine, i want you to be mine forever. not just for today.”

♡ a valentine’s proposal in a field of roses.

♡ character A waking up to a burnt breakfast with a bouquet of flowers, character B being shy about burning the breakfast.

♡ a valentine’s bookstore date<3

♡ “don’t cry, i hate seeing you cry.” “how could i not cry? you got me a giant teddy bear!”

♡ “thank you for not letting me be alone on valentine’s day.”

♡ matching little dainty tattoos.

♡ characters in a secret relationship sending flowers to each other under their false names for each other.

♡ “you’re always my favourite.”

REBLOG TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL WRITERS<3

[sizu-p]

Sketchbook scribbling

[urfriendlywriter]

soft gestures between friends turning lovers:

(feel free to use <3 tag meeee do i even need to ask?? the 3rd and 4th one from the last! omg taggmee)

fluttering gazes at their lips

subtle glances and almost immediately looking away

shyly holding their hand and putting them in your pocket for warmth. yes pls

stuttering when you're too close to them

supporting them through everything

pretending to be their date for an event

dancing with them and every where they touch, feels like its being ignited

feeling safer in their arms :)

when they say they feel safe in your embrace *.♡｡✰♡｡

lingering glances

feeling out of breath whenever you look at them

hugs feel a lot more intimate between the two of you

defending them in their absence

kissing their forehead/cheek while wishing good-night

"please say it" (can u hear my heart tearing)

instead of asking you out on a date, they end up at your doorstep with a big ass bouquet, a cheeky smile and a handwritten letter!!!

when they hesitate to kiss because it'll change everything but you pull them in without a second thought

from feeling surreal at the thought of waking up beside them to actual doing so, and being smothered by their love

[sualne]

small oneshot turning into something longer than planned

[pluviatrix]

happy father's day from this crotchety old dad to yours <3

[khickuwa]

to more tomorrows.

[eldritchgray]

My friends every time I open my mouth

[magicicephoenix]

for the palette challenge: "#82: arsonist's lullaby" with Charley Barley and Edgar??

don’t you ever tame your demons, but always keep ‘em on a leash…

the butcher gang with #82 - arsonist’s lullaby

bonus version without them fading into darkness:

yes charley has no legs, i didn’t feel like drawing them :P

[cogitxtio]

We've successfully contained the musical Arts outbreak on deck. It turns out that being about as mobile as the average tree does not actually exempt one from unwitting choreography, and is in fact required for a select few numbers.

I've elected to stay in my office to spare you all from my singing voice, but in the meantime, have this silly thing:

[indilaras]

Very important distinction

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ID: A five panel comic featuring Alhaitham and Cyno from Genshin Impact. Panel one shows Alhaitham asking, "So, what's this I hear about me living in your head rent-free, Cyno?" Panel two shows Cyno with his hand on his hips looking annoyed, saying, "Huh?? Don't get it twisted." Panel three shows Cyno saying, "I said, you live rent-free in each of our--" and then it cuts off. Panel four shows Cyno making a heart with his hands, and the large text "HEARTS!" as if he's shouting it. There are sparkles and heart effects around him. Panel five shows Cyno from behind saying, "Good on you for checking your primary sources, though." Alhaitham has a pleased expression with a slight blush, saying, "Just doing what any good scholar would do, General." Around him are flower effects and transparent words all meaning "heart", from left to right and top to bottom, in Arabic, Japanese, English, and German. End ID.

[nonbinoclard]

trying to draw this cunoesse comic but its... really tricky, bc if i think too hard about it at all i just start crying immediately