#iron bros

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Tony is wondering about whether to ask Stephen out or not)

Peter:...Mr. Stark, the big question is, does HE like YOU? Cuz if he doesn't like you, then all this is a moo point.

Tony:.....A moo point?

Peter: Yeah, y'know - it's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter...It's MOO.

Tony(to Rhodey, points at Peter):...Have I been spending too much time with him or did all that just make sense?

[therubyjailcell]

I HAVE POLLS NOW let's do a redo of one of my old polls <3

(the og poll was done on strawpoll.me, and was done in early september 2017)

[ironhusband]

I like to think the only reason (besides the stupid editors deleting the scene where Rhodey demanded a search party) that Rhodey didn’t search for Tony when he was presumed dead in IM3 is because he was used to it. Like when he went missing in IM1, Rhodey was like, “oh no!!” but by the time we got to IM2 self destruction and Avengers’ wormhole sacrifice, Rhodey has learned Tony will never die and can pretty much rescue himself, and when he does, maybe Tony will finally share with him whatever post-near-death-experience snack he’s having.

[itsagentromanoff]

Rhodey: You shouldn’t insult anyone bigger than you.

Tony: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anyone.

[burlybanner]

As a follow up to the chubby bruce x rhoady x tony....

DO IT WRITE IT GURL I'LL BINGE IT LIKE BRUCE AND CHOCOLATE ( That tony and rhoady got him!)

Lol! If I didn't have a million unfinished stories already...

We'll see. 👍🏾

[darkscorpiox]

MCU Incorrect Quote #8 (during Tony’s MIT days…again)

Tony: Dude, just wear your pajama pants with me outside, that way we’ll be matching!

Rhodey: How about you just do your fucking laundry!

[kurosakismixedbag]

Chapter Thirteen summary: Tony and Peter get some help from a strange group of pirates after falling for the cove’s trap. Surprisingly, they’re actually nice compared to other pirates Tony has run into.

Guest Starring: The Guardians of the Galaxy Seas

XXX

Prompt thirteen for the Seven Seas July event over at @multiverse-irondad-july

[i-am-blue15]

The 90's had the Iron Giant

The 2000's had WALL.E

The 2010's had Baymax

The 2020's will have...

[lucid-anarchy]

another era, same diva

[tonystarkbingo]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Characters: James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Tony Stark, Erin Additional Tags: Iron Man 3, scene retelling, POV James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Canon Compliant Series: Part 4 of Built From Scratch: Scenes from a Friendship Summary:

Jim tries to touch base with his oldest, best friend about everything that’s going on with the Mandarin and the fallout from the Battle of New York. Their talk doesn’t go so well.

Tony Stark Bingo: Movie Retelling

[superheroesandspies]

Sam Rockwell Presents Robert Downey Jr. at the 2024 Academy Awards

Robert Downey Jr. wins Best Actor in a Supporting Role for the portrayal of Lewis Strauss in Oppenheimer.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(The Avengers knock on Tony’s bedroom door at the compound in the morning, Tony opens it)

The Avengers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(Tony glares at them, and shuts the door)

Rhodey: Tony, c’mon…!

Natasha: Tony, it’s your birthday!

(the door suddenly opens and Bucky is there, wearing pajamas, in place of Tony)

Bucky: …Hey.

Clint(to Nat): Wow, age sure has changed Tony’s look…

(Nat elbows Clint)

Bucky(clears his throat): Tony would like to establish some ground rules before he comes out. He would appreciate if you didn’t use words or phrases like “old” or “downhill”, or “your butt doesn’t sag that much.”

(everybody glares at Clint)

Clint: - Well, it doesn’t!

[marvelouttakes]

THEY ARE THE SAME

[scottxlogan]

[fjordline]

[burlybanner]

A few years ago you'd love a rhoady x bruce x tony style ship? Or bruce and rhoady,

Always loved the idea of a fatter bruce and rhoady together, like a different au..timeliness sorta thing

Y’know what? I can dig it. I’m definitely a fan of Bruce/Tony, Bruce/Rhodey, and Bruce/Tony/Rhodey (rarest of rare thruples if I ever saw it) and the weight gain could be a thing.

I could see MCU Rhodes gaining weight during his accident rehab. He’s kinda skinny anyway, so he could stand to gain a few extra pounds *not enough to create extra rehab problems, but enough because he’s not nearly as active, and Tony feeling guilty about what happened combined with Bruce being a rather excellent cook (if he does say so himself)*

Well, well, well. The Story Writes Itself, doesn’t it?

*Wicked thoughts begin brewing…*