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#is this what i think it is
lovrofbllies · 21 days
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my partner called me a good girl cause i said i wanted to finish the last two slices of pizza what do i do
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misc-obeyme · 1 year
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Imagine giving Beel the idea to put music while having sex and stuff, and the first and only song MC puts is Custer by Slipknot JSJDJSJDJS
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Hang on, is this a reference to something? I seem to remember that song being part of a trend or a meme or something...
Normally I'm all about having sex to a metal playlist, but that song might be a little much. I think poor Beel would be so confused.
Beel: Are you sure this is what you want playing right now, MC?
MC: Are you questioning my sex playlist?
Beel: Nope.
He doesn't wanna argue because listen, if it makes MC happy, he's all for it. And he's probably too horny to care about it enough to pursue the question. It's fine, he'll just start thrusting on beat and then he gets into it lol.
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sleep-nurse · 5 months
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ok actually done now
this took me way too long to make. it is literally a second long.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thatoneshippermina · 7 months
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‼️Live action spoilers‼️
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Are they going to completely omit Katara and Aang in the Cave of two lovers?
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ASHE WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
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darlincollins · 2 years
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OH FUCK
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missazura · 11 months
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*suddenly a monitor starts to glitch flashing purple and green, for a few seconds a face of a digital rabbit is shown smiling, slowly the screen is filled with numbers.. a code perhaps? there is also a suspicious n weird looking VR headset..* 57656C6C2068656C6C6F20746865726520706F74656E7469616C206E657720667269656E6421204E616D657320476C6974636874726170206F72204D616C6861726520696620796F7520736F20707265666572206920646F6E2774206D696E64212049742773207265616C206E69636520746F206D657463686120
OH SHIT free VR headset!
(grabs it and puts it on)
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curearcade · 1 year
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GUYS????
GUYS??!?!???
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eric-the-bmo · 1 year
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FUCK
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ruanbaijie · 2 years
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TANG LIAN’S FLASHBACK SCENES IN EP 25 I HAVE A FUCKING BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
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lovrofbllies · 17 days
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sometimes im suspicious my partner might also be into this fetish
1. about a year ago, before i told them about this, i told them i thought about starting a curvage account "just because it would be easy money because of my body", and while we were discussing what that site was they put a hand to my belly and said "you know that's what this is, right?" (from the get-go they made it very clear they love EVERY part of my body, especially my belly, they like to squeeze and jiggle it and go "pretty pretty pretty", they've also stated that they like that im bigger than them) i was shocked and didnt say anything about it at the time, but later asked them for clarification and they claimed not to remember that happening (which is fair, they have DID and heavily dissociate and have memory problems) so i pushed it away.
2. i told them about my post about scrolling through insta reels and they said "real", would not elaborate
3. sometimes they joke to me about becoming very large (both in fat and muscle, they lift and are actively gaining muscle mass), and show me pictures or videos of large men and say "what if that was me"
4. ever since they started helping me a bit with this account they've been touching and kissing my belly more often
5. while high i told them about a dream i had where they specifically said they were into feedism and they looked at me and made a noise that kind of sounded like "maybeee" and so i went "HUH" and they refused to elaborate until i showed them my intro post on here (because apparently they never really understood what this account was) and then when i tried to get them to elaborate they wouldnt and said "i dont really know myself"
extra thing that just made me happy we were cuddling and about to sleep last night and they kept fondling my belly cause we were spooning
i would not be surprised if they were totally okay with actively helping me get bigger, but i think they might like the idea of getting bigger for themself? i dont know...
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koobiie · 4 months
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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unforth · 3 months
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
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sleepygaymerdisease · 7 months
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mountainshroom · 27 days
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If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead
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ratsonfire · 2 months
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I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic
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