i will make huntcheat a normal thing in this fandom
im here early enough to say that they should be and are everywhere. all instances of hunted with cheated are romantic. you have no choice
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I am sorry to all the blogs I follow by accident and then unfollow immediately.
I am not judging your blog negatively, it’s just tumblr mobile’s shitty ‘Follow’ button being RIGHT IN THE PATH OF MY THUMB AS I SCROLL THE GODDAMN PAGE.
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage
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Does anyone else have long conversations with yourself in a horrible Irish accent or are you normal?
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any super showing basic human decency: ope, lemme squeeze right past ya there pal!
the bats finding their mannerisms unsettling: i don’t think i can handle much more is this midwestern kindness, please call me a slur or something…
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Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.
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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
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i genuinely love hearing neighbors partying and having a good time, I don't mind even if it's late especially now we're not sharing walls with anyone
But I cannot STAND the NYE "tradition" of firing guns into the air for so many reasons but mostly 1) physics 2) it started SIX HOURS AGO it has been NONSTOP and is gonna go most the night. it sounds like goddamn COD outside
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