#it will be ready soon

[streets-in-paradise]

Pre vanishment Thor is spoiled to a point of lacking self awareness. He is not only arrogant, the posibility of things not coming out the way he planned is often out of his mindset.

So, if he is trying to court you and you haven't give in already things may get hilarious because he probably has a life already planned that he won't shy away from sharing, like:

Thor: You are going to be my wife! The most ravishing Queen Asgard had ever seen. Our children will be matter of pride for the kingdom, they will inherit my strenght and your beauty, and …

You * shocked, but needing to interrupt*: When had I agreed to any of this?

Thor: You will, i have the certainty of it. You may not see it yet, but you will fall for me.

You: * glance at Loki, visually begging for help*

Loki: * barely holding his chuckling*

( But the thing is that, you can't really stay mad at him.

Because everytime a sarcastic negatory comes from you, Thor is still looking at you like an espectant puppy and when that happens you do consider giving in.)

[ionomycin]

Maiden of Light

[braindos]

Finished the trilogy today

[eliyips]

pesky birds get sentenced to air jail

[ahsokas-left-elbow]

first art posted to tumblr since 2014...feels...good. (sry for the crunchy quality)

[plague-parade]

if upon being told about someones illness/condition, your first thought is to say “have you tried X?” i want you to step back for a moment and think to yourself “if i thought of X after hearing about this condition for the very first time, the person who has this condition very likely has thought of this and possibly tried it already”

we are tired of constantly being told to try the same things by people who didnt know our condition existed five minutes ago.

you dont need to offer any solutions or try to fix us. i know it might seem like a polite thing to do or that it shows you care, there are other ways to show us you care.

[willowedspirits]

I had too

[nittroy]

When space whale design so good you can't just steal it to your own cosmoopera story so you have to draw your first fanart in years and revive your tumblr art blog to post it

[other version and image description under the cut!]

Ezra version ♡

[ID: A horizontal artwork showing Exra Bridger from season 2 of Star Wars: Rebels and the group of space whales, Purgil. The purgil are floating in space and one of them, closest to the viewing point, is positioned so that its eye coincides with one of Ezra's eyes. Their eyes are shining teal blue. Ezra is depicted in a somewhat abstract way, he stands waist high and the space behind him, but behind the whales.

In the second version of the image, Ezra is in the foreground, while the Purgil is only in the background. He is standing and holding his lightsaber, looking somewhat lost in thought. ]

[choccy-milky]

part 3 to my modern AU 💞🍺 (part 1 / part 2)

[moongreenlight]

Soap as serial killer!reader’s henchman and he’s just so fucking clueless. Reader yells and screams and makes him drag bodies into the trash whatever and when he talks to the guys about it he’s like “yeah she’s my girlfriend but she doesn’t know it yet she’s just a little high maintenance I have to figure out how to get her to relax for a second because any time I go into her office she threatens to kill me but sometimes I get lucky and she’ll put her hands around my neck and then yell at me more when I get a boner” 😍

[idliketobeatree]

incorrect good omens part 1/?

[freckleslikestars]

MSR & Hand Holding

THE X FILES (1993-2018)

[calithso]

genshin women warm up after my severe art block

[nonbinary-arsonists]

HELL YEAH PRI(D(EMO)N)TH

[abbyshands]

✭ ELLIE WILLIAMS WITH A LIP PIERCING RAMBLE !

✭ cw. 18+ smut, dom!ellie x sub!reader, face sitting, use of baby and princess, degrading

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thinking about ellie going down on you with a lip piercing, a silver ring perched in the middle of her pink, plump lips. the cold metal brushing up against your clit as she slips her tongue inside you. licking her way up your pussy as it brushes against it over and over again, or how much more obvious it is when she’s on her knees for you, the angle pressing the metal into your aching cunt. or the way she holds her hips when you sit on her face, grinding on her tongue, the ring flicking deliciously at your bundle of nerves as she swipes her nose through your folds. the way ellie won’t even realize how much her lip piercing affects you when she gives you head until you once let out a moan so loud, she thought she had already made you cum when you were barely a minute in. she pulled her head away from your cunt from where she had been in between your legs on the bed, looking up at you. “what was that about, baby?” ellie said with a mixture of confusion and arousal, that sweet noise having gone right down to her pussy. you can’t find it in yourself to answer, so ellie takes it upon herself to dip her head back between your legs, slipping her tongue inside you and purposely letting the metal of her ring brush against your clit. “oh, princess. that’s it? shit. you like when i do that, huh? didn’t know my piercing got you so worked up. little slut,” she purred, your whines only encouraging her movements. she was going to abuse the fuck out of this new discovery, that was for damn sure.

✭ tags (my apologies for forgetting i had a tag list btw): @spacewlf @hangeishere @flowersforvi @yondaimekazzy @carolb111 @starlynnr @marsworlddd @amourrs @smvtreader124 @viisgrave @elliesbff @cyberl33ch

[wormdebut]

Give me scary metal head rock star Eddie Munson and his best friend sapphic pop princess icon Chrissy Cunningham. I need Eddie Munson absolutely bodying HOT TO GO during one of Chrissy’s shows.