#it’s a joke teehee

[areeeee-k]

[ragingtwilight]

sheep jokes

[ikayblythe]

i had a vision

five nights at pebbles

edit: the discord server also had a vision

[abigail]

girl moment or whatever

[locallygrowndaikon]

i got distracted by creating a joke that involved my nest in sky and staying holed up in my nest the entire day telling the same joke to everyone who passed by today HFHSJG

ill check out my inbox tomooorroowww

[orderforbrian]

@jonmartinweek Day 5 - cryptids | webs & weaving

when i saw the prompt webs & weaving i immediately thought about web!martin weaving spiderweb into jon's hair -- unbeknownst to jon who is just too blissed out by getting his hair touched, and apparently too asleep to notice his boyfriend has four hands (and also the, uh, spiders). the progression of gray in his hair is just subtle enough that jon can't make the connection which is perfect for martin who needs to keep track of him

bonus:

[START ID: Two drawings in purple hues of Jon and Web!Martin from a Web AU of The Magnus Archives. Jon is a thin Persian man with medium length, curly dark hair and a beard, all hair streaked with gray. Martin is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with shaggy dark hair, a streak of white in one of his bangs, and several beauty marks on his skin. 1st image: Jon lays asleep on top of Martin's chest, his head nuzzled into the crook of Martin's neck. One hand is curled to his chest and the other rests behind Martin's head. He smiles blissfully, feeling perfectly safe while asleep. Martin looks down at Jon with a smile, one eye a bright magenta with a slit pupil. The other side of his face is obscured by Jon's head and shadow. One of Martin's hands holds Jon's hand on his chest, the other draped around Jon's low back. His other two hands have spiderweb wrapped around his fingers, the fingertips pointed into sharp claws. One is close to the nape of Jon's neck, the other held above Jon's head, both with shining white web pulled and connected to the greys in Jon's hair. Jon's hair lifts slightly in the back with the pull of the webbing, other parts curled around Martin's fingers. Several spiders crawl around Martin's skin, notably one across his cheek. Martin says in multiple speech bubbles, "Jon...Jon? Are you asleep? There's spiders in your hair...I'll take that as a yes" with a heart at the end. 2nd image: A simpler drawing, Jon looks into a mirror aghast at the amount of white in his hair, three exclamation points by his head. His arms hover around his hair, and he frustratedly shouts, "Where do all these grey hairs keep coming from?!!". An arrow points to a small drawing of Martin's head, looking to the side with a W smirk, now with eight eyes, says, "I dunno...hehe". End ID.]

[alisaint]

mr coriolanus snow did not live by "snow lands on top" + take pleasure in making sejanus squirm and having power over him (+ get thoroughly upset when he didn't) + spend every waking moment of his entire life scheming to be the top dog with all the power and control + fail and refuse to truly trust anyone + muse multiple times about wanting to put his hands on sejanus + get Uncomfortable whenever things didn't go how he specifically expected + behaved as sejanus's keeper that took care of him all the time for y'all to be calling him a sub bottom now... my fellow countrymen, you can't let the whole skinny, white, blond with light eyes combo fool you into such treacherous heresy. sejanus was his sweet, sensitive, wide-eyed, rabbit-like fool with soulful eyes! and he was his keeper! snow lands on top! on top, he said! t-o-p! 🗣️🔛🔝‼️

[zekreet]

hyperfixating on tf2 for the second time uhhhgg lesbians

reblog... if you DARE.....

idk how to draw burn scars in this style

[xekstrin]

rgu is crazy it starts off like “hahahah, isn’t it funny that Nanami is in love with her brother? how childish!” And you’re probably inured to anime bullshit by now that you’re like “well, we’ll roll with that” and maybe even notice how it’s weird that kozue and miki is treated so seriously (and then anthy and akio is a straight up horror show) while nanami and touga seems to alternate between slapstick and tragedy until rgu grips you by the skull and goes “it’s funny, right? it’s funny? you think this is fucking funny?” And then her brother assaults her

[kaeya-senpai]

Who up playing my toxic yaoi dating sim

[ahappydnp]

imagine being in uni and having an older friend who's a bit weird, a little aloof, but really cool and creative. he's met someone, says this one is special, and wants to introduce you. you think 'oh wow this guy must also be pretty quirky, but probably also a bit shy at first'.

in walks a 6'4 theatre twink who feeds off of attention and communicates through dolphin screeching

[deservedgrace]

The lack of understanding and empathy for cult survivors is really alienating. Because the same people that (rightfully) get upset hearing domestic violence jokes or rape jokes will make jokes about starting a cult.

[daily-odile]

Odile patting Molly Epithet Erased on the head, you know why

have two bc i care them

[millionsblattodea]

I MADE MORE. thanku everyone forbieing soooo niceys to me in the atgs

part 1 | part 3

[denkies]

Sooo... how did everyone like episode 3

[mitchmotch]

my friend @revalito and i made an anastasia inspired au =]!