#it’s weird ik but it’s like idk. just don’t like it

[queenofallimagines]

Lucifer with a southern s/o

A/N: was thinking about how fucking WEIRD southern sayings are bc like ik he would go through the 7 stages of grief

Lucifer:

- he’s stressed

- Satan is cackling

- He’s like where on EARTH did you hear that??

- Like damn humans think THAT about him?😭

- “Mammon: Yo mc look! It’s raining while it’s sunny outside

- Mc: oh yeah. That means the devil beating his wife

- The whole ass room stills

- “….i beg your pardon??”

- “It’s this weird saying old people use when it’s raining and there’s no clouds. ‘The devil is beating his wide and marrying his child’

- “IM WHAT???”

- The way these usually have Satan at the beginning but they’re not the same person so he’s dodging the bullets

- He’s got so many more grey hairs

- You’ll be chilling w him in the student council room and mammon start w some bullshit

- “The devil is a lie! I saw your ass steal that!”

- He’s withering away💀

- Diavolo is like???

- “MC are these common sayings?”

- “Mhm especially in the Bible Belt they got a lot of them”

- “Can I hear some more?”

- “PLEASE don’t do this to me”

- He’s stressed bc on one hand it’s a habit so he can’t tell you to stop

- On the other why do humans say this why do they think this WHO MADE THAT RUMOR??

- “My grandma said if you run around the house three times you could hear it-“

- “WHAT??!?”

- He’s on his knees crying for this to stop bc you don’t have any explanation behind them

- “Idk they just told us that.”

- “But WHY? Like what’s the myth behind that??”

- “I think someone just made it up there’s no story.”

- Does keep a list down of the shit you say so he can translate it

- Ngl he was giggling when you told mammon he “ain’t got the sense god gave him”

- “When it was thundering and sunny they used to say god moving the furniture around.”

- “….okay that might actually be true.”

- Like he’s 20 pages deep in Google trying to find an answer

- “Hailing when it’s sunny means the devils wife is cheating on him.”

- “Mc my beloved I’m gunna need you to explain this shit to me”

- He’s like tired to his very soul

[ranbling]

Sending this anonymously bc i don’t wanna get the b/t stans attacking me for saying my observation, but this is in regards to your post about tommy not being enthusiastic about buck

for starters i completely agree w everything you said so this is just my own blurb i wanted to add

this plays into my theory of tommy paralleling abby in s1 who was never looking for anything serious w buck, but saw him as a younger man who could be used as a play-thing meanwhile buck jumps in head first only to learn a lesson about what love actually is along the way after being hurt…. and ik a bunch of people are like “i don’t want buck to get hurt by another relationship” but i genuinely think he needs to be burned a few more times because he obviously still doesn’t realize that his own interests should be celebrated by his partner and not put down— buck hasn’t had something BIG happen to him since the coming out arc and that was a mostly positive arc, aside from the gaslighting from tommy but whatever… it’s time for him to go through another hurdle, not as a side player in someone else’s arc [bobby’s injury/eddie’s breakdown] but as his own arc in which he realizes he is worth more than just being a pretty boy who is only valuable when he’s being kissed. I hope that bobby and eddie’s storylines will show him that in the finale and we can end this whole buck/tommy fiasco before s8, but im scared they will drag it out further into s8 and we will get either retconning from the writers, or we will get the fandom backlashing against tommy being used for his original intended purpose which was to be a PLOT DEVICE…..

we also have seen buck’s interests and excited demeanor subdued and looked down on by taylor often during their relationship. i already have iffy feelings on how the writers handled her character and her relationship arc with buck but aside from the treasure hunt, we never really saw her propping up buck’s interests and often tried to subdue his “golden retriever” personality (something the buckley parents also did)

(this is also interesting bc Taylor Kelly and Tommy Kinard…. T-K and T-K, idk it feels very hmmm to me on top of Tommy kind of repping all of Buck’s past major relationships into s ball)

and i feel like the diaz parents and possibly whatever happens with the will could be that catalyst for him to finally be like “oh… i am worth more thsn just being a side piece” which would hopefully lead to a b/t breakup

bc think about it, who IS the only one (besides bobby/maddie) who is always trying to tell buck he is worth more than just what he is at face value? DING DING DING it’s eddie… and if we get that feelings realization of “oh this is what i need from a relationship and i get that from eddie” we can open the door to buck facing the “im in love with my straight best friend who is going through shit” crisis while eddie could have his own “i am projecting my feelings towards buck onto my dead wife because he is what i want and she is who i thought i was supposed to want”

also for eddie’s side of things, it could also be a sense of realizing that he’s projecting and this further idea of “i’m broken” and then realizing who has been there to help him patch things up in the past as he realizes that everything he has looked for in a partner (mainly someone to be a second parental unit for chris) he already has with buck.

anyway i am so sorry for the long ask i just wanted to put this out there and say that i fully agree w you and share my thoughts that coincide with yours

Hi anon!

I love long asks and I agree with every point you made! Buck is still very obviously stuck in the hamster wheel (but only this time with a guy) and the whole "I don't want him to get hurt" is such a weird thing to say. Like except for Abby, Buck wasn't really upset by his breakups and rn his relationship with Tommy is not deep with a lots of buildup, it's just some dates (one of them failed) and two kiss so not a situation that will cause him a lots of heartache

And Eddie is the one who really matches Buck's energy and not only always hypes him up, but he's just as ready to get into the those situations

The pining arc for them is gonna be soo good, but I really hope they won't make it too long, I think a half season for it is more than enough (but I am an impatient girlie and we had enough slowburn now), I just want them to be domestic

I honestly believe we'll either have bt breakup in the next episode or in the first episode of s8. They did nothing to develop their relationship past e6, but introduced many points that could he grounds for a breakup (all coming back to Tommy's behaviour).

[csbnova]

HIIIEEE all of ur text aus(they arent technically aus ik shush what else do we even call them..?) are soo fun to read im backflipping, and u seem like a super nice person i hope youre having a good time on tumblr bc i certainly dislike it very much here🥹🥹 genuinely there are so many weird people who will piss you off BUT fret not as i am putting a spell on you that will keep them away for the next five years

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anyways i was gonna ask if u write for hiori… if u do, id love to see bf texts with him sometime <3 either way have a suuuper nice day and stay safe!!! mwah

Hiori bf texts ૪

notes: YOURE SO SWEETTT UGH TYSM🫶 i hope you start having a better time on here than you were before 😭 enjoy cutie 💙

alsoo idk i call them aus bc like why not yk🦹

tags: fluff, gn reader, slight suggestive convo, kys jokes, angst(just a tiny bit)

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you guys i love hiori sm omg… did excessive research on him

“but he doesn’t talk abt his parents! he’s not-“ SHUT UP SHUT UP HE WOULD TELL HIS PARTNER EVERYTHING 💔💔

anyways yeah drinking hot choco w/ hiori would fix me yall don’t understand UGH ND HIS CUDDLES TOO

no i’m not posting this at 3:00 AM what are you talking abt…

[stqrliqht]

ok ik this is a pazzi blog for the most part but can we all agree that everything about kate martin screams gay in this little dances dance/tik tok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLn6MCGe/ LIKE EVERYTHING 😩😩😩😩😩from the stance (idk if that’s weird but iykyk)to the outfit (ik everyone’s wearing the same thing and they don’t all give off gay vibes but i can’t explain) to just the AURA like idk i am so down bad for this woman i can’t even explain like i think about her more than my first wlw love who i think about almost daily. i would fold like a chair for her. AND ITS NOT JUST ABOUT HER LOOKS like okay it helps that she’s both adorable and absolutely smoking hot all in one, but like her talent and the way she went from basically irrelevant to wnba, and just her personality IS EVERYTHING like she is adorable in more than looks but just personality like the way she lives and supports everyone around her and hypes them up and is just and overall sweetheart just like

well i’m here to tell you that Kate Martin is gay🫂

[bottomtrevor]

Why can’t I feel the connection/joy of playing gtao like everybody else I just don’t like it too much n the hype is lost on me lowkey hate to say it fr 😔😔

[birdinabowl]

anxiety doodoo >:(((

[aptericia]

maybe this a strange thing to get hung up on but like. I can’t be the only one who subconsciously texts my friends a bit more professionally after writing a long email to my professor. Or whose internal monologue temporarily changes to sound like that YouTuber I just binged for 3 hours. Or who acts a little more excited and dramatic after watching an action movie. It’s normal to pick up patterns from other people and situations, right?? Why do my friends act so surpised when I start acting more like them, or tell me I “shouldn’t change who I am”? Like buddy. In NO social interaction am I presenting the Real Me. And besides that, you’re an important part of my life—why would it be so weird to be influenced by you? I don’t like being thought of as Weird or Not Genuine just because I do something differently from your previous expectations of me.

[shot-by-cupid]

Hmmnbmmmmmm. I have some things to say

[idontdrinkgatorade]

i guess ‘guy (gn) makes a time loop to try and save the love of their life from their inevitable death’ is just a trope that i keep on accidentally running across in my fav media

[birthdayplant]

realizing bass player had a hidden motive behind our 6 years of friendship the entire time

[honeysunzz]

i honestly couldn’t care less about tommy because i have NOT forgotten the way he acted when hen joined the 118

[autistic-katara]

u ever just have an argument with someone u previously half-agreed with that was so fucking stupid that it feels like it’s ur gd villain origin story for fully flipping sides

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Maybe you could write a fic on it? 😏

(I haven't seen anyone draw or write anything with Mayday as the Lee, sooo....)

Well I am working on 3 fics as of right now- but when I’ve completed those I could give that idea a try.

I feel like I would need to re-watch the movie though to write it in a way the audience wouldn’t think the characters are OOC

That is one of my pet peeves, honestly- someone writing a character OOC. I don’t think I’d be able to forgive myself if I did that to them 💀💀😭

So maybe?

[danothan]

i keep wondering why my schedule has been so wonky lately as if i didn’t quite literally get into a car crash less than a week ago

[lookingforhappy]

I keep saying that I’ll avoid spoilers & then see the spoilers anyway.

Idk if that last pic was of Aidan or five or what that high school football pitch means (maybe it’s where Ben dies? Maybe that’s the Jennifer incident?? Or maybe it is just five goes to school… idk anymore) but it freaked me out bc I’m not in the “five goes to school” club. I’m in the “five is in his late 50s him going to school would be uncomfortable for everyone involved” club..

Anyway im gonna continue spiralling & failing to avoid spoilers despite blocking the tag.

[merevide]

i feel like i need a good cry. like just absolutely sobbing my eyes out, unable to catch my breath, headache inducing cry. (goes on about my day as normal)