#it's actually embarrassing

[outromoony]

How many aura points do I lose if I literally just fell to my knees after seeing a beautiful Wolfstar fanart, unable to handle how much I love these two and how perfect they are for each other? Just... fucking hell.

[squash-king]

Me: Grell deserves to be loved unconditionally!

2 seconds later...

Me: I mean, I love her...

[maritessa]

Katsuya Suou with the shoujo manga filter

[thejudeduarte]

Does anyone just look at their top posts and think why the fuck is that one of my top posts cos I sure do

Like, one of mine is of kaz puking up LOCK PICKS what the heck 😭

[monstroum]

i might have added another character to the list.

[moonblossom7]

i swear to God I'm aromantic until I finally do get a crush again and all of a sudden every fucking song is about them and I'm taping Polaroids up by my bed. This is no way to live.

[answer2jeff]

me watching josie, a character played by the ayo edebiri get called ugly several times in bottoms:

[androgynealienfemme]

It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.

Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.

[iamthemess]

JL finding out bat secrets, but it's in the most simple ways.

Barry: how old do you think Robin is?

Oliver: you met him last week, he's like 12

Barry: yeah but like, he was 14-ish when we started the justice league

Hal: maybe he's an immortal vampire like batman

Nightwing: that's ridiculous

Hal: we have aliens and gods on this team. Why not vampires?!

Wally: can't be immortal if he was 14 then but 12 now

Barry: I've cracked it, there's more than one

Oliver: Your genius amazes and astounds

Barry: So the first Robin should be like 30 by now

Dick: WHAT

Dick: 30! IM 26

Dick now in crisis: I AM NOT THAT OLD YET

Barry: Hold on, wha-

*Wally silently laughing at Dick despite them being almost the same age*

Oliver: Were you Robin?!?!?!

Dick: I can't believe this betrayal! It's called mid 20's and you're no longer invited to Christmas Ollie!

Oliver: I was invited to your Christmas!?!

Wally: Well, not anymore you're not

Hal: Can I come?

Dick: that's up to Batman

Hal:...

Dick: Coward, this is why you aren't invited to family Christmas

Barry: YOURE RELATED TO BATMAN?!

Oliver: I WAS INVITED TO BATMANS FAMILY CHRISTMAS?!?!?!

[aliyahwritings]

SHUT UP

I JUST REALIZED YOU FOLLOW ME. (I view you as a celebrity)

You just made my week, month even 🤭

sorry for taking too long i've been playing roblox 😭😭😭 BUT GIRL STOP IM JOT EVEN NEAR TO A CELEBRITY!!!!! and ofc i follow u ur so nice and sweet

[chloesimaginationthings]

You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF

[elliewritesgarbage]

do we? asking for a friend…..

okay now what about sensitive femmes? The ones that cum just from rubbing their cunt on your thigh? The ones that end up squirting when you apply just a little more pressure on their clit than usual? The ones that push your head away shyly when you finally latch your mouth on their clit because they're already close? The ones that you have to hold down when you eat them out because they just can't stop squirming? The ones that can't keep their mouth shut when you're fingering them? The ones that get so wet you won't even need lube? The ones that squirm away from your strap just as you're about to enter? Do we fw them?

[wintersnails]

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

[lefthandminion]

You guys think I'm joking about the experimentation kink, but I think if I ever found out that a partner WAS taking notes on me and what I liked somewhere- I would pass out from how horny that would make me

Oh- you have spreadsheets on my preferences like a fucking weirdo? My dude, this is exactly my brand of freak, our autistic asses shall be married in the morning

[ladycrimsonandblack]

i do want to mention that skarsgård nailed it as murderbot. the facial expressions are perfect. every interaction with a real life person is excruciatingly awkward. body language is hesitant, and avoidant and just generally uncomfortable. that look of absolute horror when the team asked to talk to murderbot in crew uniform instead of its armor? the visceral disgust when it's forced to say the word 'sex' out loud? the way its speech is either halting and nervous, or too-fast and not following the conversation queues from the rest of the group? perfection.

[syoish-aot]

My writing process:

draft 1 - aka "the roughest of rough drafts" - word vomit. don't edit a thing. don't read back a word of it. can't figure out how to connect two scenes WHO CARES! just keep writing. end the draft feeling like I've just reinvented god on paper

draft 2 - aka "crying because I thought this was good but it's actually the shittiest of shit" - initial editing. the worst part. sobbing over scenes not connecting. trying to fill plot holes. failing to fill plot holes. walking away from my computer until I have a brain blast all of a sudden and I slip into a 10 hour hype focused state in which I solve every problem until I'm looking down at the WIP like "wow I'm actually the best writer ever and I feel so sorry for everyone who isn't me. that must be rough." end it by coming up with a god tier chapter title

draft 3 - aka "i think i might be??? god herself????" - second edit. rave about the lines i wrote in draft 2 that were amazing. send too many screenshots to my friends (who probably don't care) and spam WIP snippets on social media. probably connect a few scenes here and there with some amazing foreshadowing that i figured out.

draft 4 - aka "don't tell me what to do" - either give it to my beta (if I have one) or turn on Grammarly to fix minor grammatical errors but spend half the time going "fuck you, i know it's not grammatically correct but it sounds good and I do what i want". normally threaten to never use Grammarly again at least 3 times because it tries to suck the personality out of my work fuck you AI you don't understand me

draft 5 - aka "just post it already dammit" read through it 2-3 more times and change very minor details because fear committing to a completed product. post it anyway.

Anyone else write like this?