#itty bitty batch

[retroautomaton]

little commish batch 🌷

Ko-Fi Commissions ☕️✨

[cubbihue]

Timmy's graduation from Pixies' Academy was a very filled very chaotic day. Peri did his very best to behave! He didn't want to make a fuss on Timmy's big day!!!

But when you get a bunch of green stuff and no soda with your food, that's when you've had enough.

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[the-bi-space-ace]

Guess what I impulse bought today when I was out and about

[amandamadeathing]

I got the Hunter Itty Bitty from Hallmark and took great procrastinatory pains to put him in front of this Utah-looking Star Wars background.

Thoughts below. Divider by @stars-n-spice

My opinion of Hunter is: he's OK. He's easy on the eyes, but I tend not to be attracted to characters whose primary personality trait is "leader." So why did I buy this? To send a message.

Riffing on @katara-stan-club, @eclec-tech and @drafthorsemath 's conversation about the lack of a Phee Black Series/Pulse/or whatever, it is disappointing to see that Disney is more interested in promoting its Very Serious Live Action IP, but not Clone Wars and Bad Batch. I wonder if Disney underestimates the Clone fan base? Hunter is the only Clone in this format. The difference between TBB and Acolyte seems stark. My prediction is those toys will soon be heavily discounted the way Obi-Wan toys are. Meanwhile, in Itty-Bitties and Kenner retro figures, there is only Hunter. I wish to throw my limited income into plushies, Hallmark ornaments, Lego, mercenary gear Funkos (give Tech his goggles!), shirts, more action figures and anything else! I'm glad Etsy exists.

So I bought Hunter to send the message, "People care about this! Give us more!" which is unlikely since the show is over.

However, the other thing we want, is for it to be accessible. Don't make it, "Here's the rest of the Batch! Available exclusively at Celebration Japan or $200 on eBay!" or something.

[lilacjunimo]

the man, the myth, the legend (mister hunter bad batch)

[nobie]

i dont think imma make it through sw week...

[keef-a-corn]

Glad to know many people liked this.

Uhhhh… I was gonna be nice and give you a bit of context.

Instead I give you

I refuse to write Tech to be a nerd stereotype.

I believe he would 100% be grossly unprofessional in any situation.

[sexhaver]

question for you and the other the weed enthusiasts you know:

weed is strong as shit these days, and, while I’m glad you guys are having fun, I have a little itty bitty baby tolerance despite being a tall normal sized dude. (Like, 5-10mg dose from edibles gives me a nice buzz level low tolerance lmao)

do they still make actual weed that’s not 7 trillion percent THC? I haven’t smoked in a very long time, and a couple guys from work invited over to try some new stuff they had like “it’s super chill, it’s only like 26%, wait, why are you laughing?”

tbh, I think I’d really kinda like to try just straight smokable cbd hemp, if that exists, but I’ve looked into it a bit, and all I can find out there is “type 2” that’s exploiting the whole THCa loophole in non-legal states.

I mostly just like smoking, but I’m super drug sensitive to basically every compound I’ve ever tried, and I don’t want to get mindmeld wizard high just from one puff on a joint, you know? I miss the 70s landrace weed my uncle used to grow, it was nice to have a whole joint and still have the ability to form short-term memories lmao. Stuff would probably be like smoking straight lawn grass for the average stoner these days haha

im gonna be real here your best bet is probably learning to cut your weed with tobacco or lavender or something non-weed. the lowest %age weed ive ever seen in person was a batch grown as hemp that ended up testing at like .5% over the legal THC limit so it was basically useless. my plug sold it to another plug who sprayed it with distillate and sold it as normal weed and someone showed up to his house with a gun. what was the question again

[cubbihue]

If Timmy struggled with adjusting to magic because he was raised on earth, does that mean this is the reason Peri also struggles? Since in his early years he grew up on earth with his parents?

Yup! There's a multitude of reasons why Peri struggles so much, but they all lie in his origins. Peri was born from a wish! And Wishes, well. They're not meant to last long. Most wishes become unstable as the years go by, but Peri's persisted because he's an entire living being!

CosWan initially feared Peri wouldn't grow up properly, but he turned out nearly as fine as any other Fairy would! Probably!!

Growing up on Earth, being related to the VonStrangles, born from a 10 year old's wish, living past the lifespan of wishes, beyond that of humans... Each part is rather small, but when added together, it culminates into a very... very unstable baby.

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[mychlapci]

Someone made a point that TFP Opti's absolutely minuscule waist and hips (esp in comparison to anyone else) would not be very breedable and not so for carrying (if we're going stomach route type).

Okay true but what If I want him to suffer!! Squirm on a big ass virile Spike and get stupidly full in just one round already!! Struggle with his expanding middle, bonus if it's more than one newspark!! His form irrevocably changed to be less of that fit slim warrior type to a more plump carrier type (he's still kicking ass but now he'll have to adapt how heavy he is now... also whoever he's fighting would just be distracted on resisting the urge to ask him to sit on them or take a sip from his tits or let them put another baby in him!!)

And then the birth itself 🤤🤤 especially his first one, struggling so much just to push, not really knowing what to do beyond that, (ooh now I'm also thinking if it was eggs...) contractions hit harddd and bcs I just looove making him give birth in dire & inconvenient circumstances that he can't even have the option for a C-section or more (or any) painkillers!! He's leaking all over: optics, waste ports, tits, valve. He's desperately trying to spread his valve with his servos, begging to the sparkling/egg to oh please come out already? Won't you please be good to mommy and let me meet you?

OR anticipating the very painful birth ratchet did a pre measure of like adding to his emergence protocols to activate pleasure sensors instead of pain . Opti now feeling every inch every caliper being nudged away and slid over by his sparkling as it makes it way and OOPS ratchet didn't take into account just how pleasurable it'd be for OP (every other carriers never built up that much charge; their forms usually already more plumper than Prime's so the birth wouldn't be painful as his would ) as the large amounts of pain he would've been in gets converted to a sensation that rivals how he got sparked in the first place!! He's overloading just from feeling his sparkling going through the channel but UhOh that overload squeezed 'em right back in him!! He'll need to hold his charge for every one coming out!! It was a very long birthing but hey at least with how gaping his valve turned out it'll make his next batch easier.

(bonus: matrix resealing him instead after the whole ordeal but still keeping his new frame because Primus just be that freaky. Only way to avoid the reseal is if someone immediately fucked Opti and get him sparked again as soon as the last one's out.)

so true so trueeee all of this. tfp optimus' itty bitty waist being too impractical for pregnancy is the whole point!! maybe him suffer!! make him squirt!! i wanna see him trembling through overload after overload because the baby's stretching his tight little valve too well!

[clownery-and-fuckery]

Alright lads I'm back from classes let me finally talk.

Phee convinces Tech, Wrecker and Echo to come with her on another treasure hunt (echo only went because he KNEW it was going to go bad)

Obviously they get there and things are fine, but Wrecker and Tech are alone and Wrecker touches something he should not touch.

it looks about ready to explode them- and Wrecker shields Tech very lovingly awe

Phee finds them after the boom and is like "OMG??!?!"

they're fine!!!! ...if you ignore the fact that they're absolutely tiny

going off my own idea of their biological ages- during the clone wars they were 18- now they're 20 odd

so wrecker and tech are now 10 year old

phee is freaked out. She's obviously like "OMG ADORABLE." but also she's internally "HOLY DANK FERRIK FUCK SHIT"

she calmly gathers them up and gets echo to get their gear

they fly back to the others with two little lads :((

Tech and Wrecker are literally the CUTEST LITTLE LADS and they cause chaos with Omega while the others are trying to fix things

Crosshair is here too btw

i WILL be making more of this later(possibly a mini fic??) But anyways enjoy this for now

My brain is braining.

[being-addie]

The Glow Up Game

Part One: Pretty on the Outside

A comprehensive guide to getting your shit together. You heard me. We are done standing on the sidelines, looking at people living their dream lives being rich and hot and happy. WE'RE DONE.

This is a long guide, filled with pointers covering EVERYTHING regarding physical glow-ups. I'll be editing it and reblogging it whenever I come across new ideas and information. It covers everything from head to toe. I mean this literally.

Note: This is for people who want to do glow up physically. It is totally your choice to do anything you want to/don't want to on this list. We live in a world full of unfair beauty standards, and instead of being angry about it, I'm going to exploit the hell out of it.

Are you ready to change yourself? Here we go.

The absolute basics: These are lifestyle changes you're going to implement. Non-negotiable.

Go exercise: Don't look at me like that. This isn't optional. Find a way to move your body so you like it and you're actually breaking a sweat. Leisurely walking on the treadmill does not count, half-hearted zumba does not count. Whatever you're doing, it has to make you SWEAT. A good figure is earned. Trust me when I say you'll feel better, and like what you see in the mirror.

Change your diet: Enough sugar. Toss the soda out, and chuck out your candy stash. You really don't need it. Craving something sweet? Make a batch of healthy, homemade dessert. Or have a piece of fruit. I'm not kidding when I say the kitchen is where you make the biggest lifestyle change. It will be HARD, but every McChicken you say no to, is good for your HEALTH. You want to live longer? Cut out the takeout and heavily processed foods.

Fix your sleep cycle: Sleep is so important, and I think people overlook it so much. All your hard work is wasted if you don't sleep well. Your skin will break out, and your body will refuse to change even if you exercise. SLEEP WELL. Create a nighttime routine and stick to it. Make sure you have at least 7 hours of sleep as a minimum.

Create a skincare routine: Take off your makeup every day. And have a good skincare routine. Cleanse, moisturize and apply whatever you usually do. Exfoliate twice a week and stop touching your face. I also drink an ABC smoothie (Apple+Beetroot+Carrot+Water). This does wonders.

Use sunscreen: I cannot stress this enough. Skin cancer is real, and it will get you if you don't wear sunscreen. Use something higher than SPF 50 and use it religiously. Make sure to get your earlobes, chest and back of your neck. Cover every inch of your skin that will be exposed to the sun.

Drink your water: 3 litres of water per day. You will be amazed at the results. Your skin will clear, your breath won't stink and you won't be dehydrated. This shit works, and there's a reason everyone recommends it. Drink your water.

Moving on to each itty-bitty detail.

Eyes: SLEEP. You want your eyes to look fresh? No pesky dark circles? Get your sleep cycle right. No more late nights. Hot girls sleep on time.

Nose: Those blackhead-looking things are natural, they're called sebaceous filaments. And, no you can't get rid of them. But you can minimize them. Cleanse, moisturize and exfoliate. Don't pick at your skin.

Lips: Don't bite them anymore, for God's sake. You're going to make sure they're chapped beyond belief. Use lip balm religiously and don't overuse lipstick. Your lips WILL get discoloured when you're older. Use a light lip tint, and lip balm/gloss.

Eyebrows: If you want to shape them, go to the hairdresser and get it done.

Facial hair: As someone with naturally dark, thick hair I have a lot of noticeable facial hair. I'm planning on getting it lasered soon. Find a way that works for you and is affordable.

Body hair: I have zero self-consciousness about my arm and leg hair, so I have no desire to shave or wax it. I do wax my underarms, because of ridiculously thick growth. Understand that this is a personal choice, and you do not have to do this if you're unwilling.

Nails: Keep them short or long, always filed and CLEAN. Do not let grime or dirt build-up underneath. Don't keep your nails painted 24/7, it will 100% lead to yellowing. Give your nails some time to breathe between every manicure. When they aren't painted, keep them filed and presentable.

Hair: I have Type 3a curly hair, so my hair routine is tailored to suit me. But what I can tell you is wash your hair at least 1x a week, use sun protectant, and oil your hair before wash day(it works). And use heat on your hair SPARINGLY. If you want to colour you can, but remember it does lead to long term damage, brittleness and bad texture. Get your hair cut every 3-4 months with a trusted hairdresser. Keep switching up hairstyles and do not stick to a single part (middle part, side part) constantly because it can lead to thinning of hair there.

Acne: STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE I am begging you. Touching your face with grimy hands is a recipe for acne. Cleanse everyday, moisturize heavily and go to a dermatologist if it gets worse.

THIS LIST WILL BE UPDATED

Go live your best life. You deserve everything, and you shouldn't let anything stand in your way, not even yourself. Now GO, you've got shit to do.

xoxo

[mellxncollie]

ao3 icon gifs: various characters and cinematography

for ao3 icon gifs that are of edwin and charles, see here

(also i anticipate making another batch eventually with some gifs of jenny and the night nurse, as well as more of monty, niko, and the cat king)

About a month ago I discovered that you can have gifs as your Ao3 icon and so obviously I’ve had one since then. It’s a bit of an acquired look but I’ve come to enjoy it and have been wanting to make a collection of icons for anyone to use.

I went through my most popular posts, as well as some of my favorite gifsets and spent some time resizing, optimizing, and for some, adjusting the colors a bit, to make sure they fit in the super small file limits for Ao3 icons (under 500kb), and still look okay.

There’s about 50, and most of these are 120px squares, which is a bit bigger than the 100px square that Ao3 recommends. I mostly did this because Ao3 makes your icon bigger in the comment section and on your profile, so it's nice if it’s a bit larger than 100px. That being said, they will not look very good in this post. They are itty, bitty gifs and as such, they are really pixelated.

To download, I recommend using tumblr desktop, opening the gif in a new tab, and then in the url where it says “.gifv” delete the ‘v’ so that it says “.gif” at the end. Only then can you download the gif properly.

If you’re on the mobile app, tumblr will often compress the gif. I recommend opening the post in your phone browser instead of the app, and then following the same instructions for desktop. This way, you’ll get the best looking file for your icon :)

row 1: ep 1 cinematography | ep 1 cinematography | tragic mick

row 2: ep 1 cinematography | ep 1 cinematography | george's "i'm free" bloopers

row 3: cat king "ennui" | cat king "why the fuck are you here" | esther finch ep 3

row 4: crystal ep 4 | crystal "wow edwin, an apology" | niko ep 4 "thank you"

row 5: monty ep 5 | monty ep 5 | monty ep 6

row 6: charles and monty ep 6 | niko and edwin ep 4 | the cat king as charles ep 4

[queenariesofnarnia]

plan 99

the bad batch x f!jedi reader

warnings: death, sadness, itty bitty angsty work, plan 99

wc: 450

“Tech let me make the repairs” she said placing a hand on his shoulder.

“Are you positive you can do it?” he asked, ignoring the sounds of displeasure from his brothers.

“More than anything, talk me through it and we can get it done. Just let me do this” she pleaded with him. The squad came to an agreement on letting her go out there. “Just keep them off my ass. we’ve done it plenty of times before. this isn’t any different” she reminds them through the coms as she heads to fix the power.  The sounds of the enemy fighters are closing in.

“General we need power!” Hunter yelled into the coms.

“Almost done sarge!” she yelled amongst the blaster fire. Her datapad flashed green with completion. “Hit it Echo!” she hollered through the coms. echo powered the tram back up as she made her way back to them. Knowing her chances of survival are slim she ignites her saber deflecting as many shots as she could. The tram creaked beneath her, the metallic snapping as the one she was on ejected her back. Her screams barely reached her own ears as she fumbled for her grappling hook. hanging on for dear life as she began climbing back up.

“General hurry!” Wrecker’s voice was filled with worry.

“wreck you’re going have to go on without me!” she informs the giant clone.

“Not without you being up here” he firmly replied.

“Wrecker listen to me. you need to get out of here! go find crosshair!” she yells her voice cracking. “Clone force 99 it has been a true pleasure with you all” the squad listening to their general’s breaking voice. “Plan 99" the sob wracks her body.

“Don’t even think about it!” Wrecker’s request goes ignored.

“May the force be with you, always” she ignites her saber one last time, the glow of her kyber illuminates her wet face. Glancing at her squad one last time as she severs the line beginning to free fall the clouds.

Omega screams her name as the person who she grew to see as a maternal figure disappears before her eyes. The tram they’re on picking up speed as they continue to safety. Hot tears fall down her face.

Finally back at the marauder to make a quick departure, they sat in silence. Your plea to them to find Crosshair rang in their ears, they could imagine your tear-stained face as you gave them one last glance before falling to your death. They made the decision to fly back to Ord Mantell to pick up AZI, sever their ties with Cid, unaware of what’s to come. They’ll do it for her whatever it takes.

[muddyorbsblr]

boating w/ zawe in italy :: 01 september 2024 (batch 4)

so lemme just try and process this real quick…in just this set of photos alone, we get shirtless & wet Tom in itty bitty shorts…holding a goddamn showerhead…and mango alert wee woo wee woo???

here lies Ally, died of horny

@lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @michelleleewise @mochie85 @fictive-sl0th @xorpsbane @ladyofthestayingpower @loopsisloops @joyful-enchantress @acidcasualties @liminalpebble @alexakeyloveloki @dangertoozmanykids101 @mischief2sarawr @simplyholl @vbecker10 @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @lokiprompts @give-me-a-moose @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @holymultiplefandomsbatman @wheredafandomat @caffiend-queen @km-ffluv @kikster606 @itsybitchylittlewitchy @littlelokilad @glitchquake @gigglingtiggerv2 @november-rayne @viv-annelore @five-miles-over @gruftiela @coldnique @smirkingkitten @raqnarokr @jaidenhawke @mrs-illyrian-baby @tallseaweed @chantsdemarins @cabingrlandrandomcrap @jiyascepter @cl-0-vr @foxherder ++

[moomoog017]

headcanons ᯓᡣ𐭩 admire

Tech x gn!reader

Synopsis: tech often gets ignored because of his constant chatter but you sit down and listen.

Genre: FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF. One itty bitty pinch of angst

Word Count: 791

Warnings: none

A/N: just thought it'd be cute and wholesome. Can be read as platonic or romantic. :))

“Good morning Tech.” You announced, your voice running like honey. There was a grogginess to your words. Tech and you always woke up first, it had just become routine after the few weeks you'd been with the Batch. “Good morning y/n.” Tech replied, his eyes glued to the new project he was working on. His back hunched over in the chair. Curious, you make your way over to his side with a drink in your hands. “What are you workin’ on?" Tech moves his face a little closer to his project, “I’m working on a portable communication device; also known as a ‘com link.’”

“Can I look at it?” You spoke softly and genuinely interested. Your words hit Tech’s ears and he stopped. "Uhm sure, just don't touch it.” He swivels out of the way letting you come closer to investigate the item. He pushes his goggles up intensely watching you interact with his project.

“This is super cool!” You moved your face closer to look at all the intricate mechanisms of the device. Tech's eyebrows relaxed feeling a sense of pride in his work. "Thank you y/n.” No one ever really payed attention or listened to whatever it was he was making. He was slightly confused on why you were so interested. He analysed you and your actions, deciding to speak his hypothesis.

“Are you perhaps looking to create something similar?” You looked over at him, “oh kriff no, I don't have the talent you do Tech.” Your response baffled him even more so, “well thank you but then why the indulgment in my project?” Your eyes softened, “I just think it’s really cool.” Tech’s face was stagnant so you elaborated, “I appreciate the small details and knowledge it takes in order to basically build something mechanical from scratch. I admire it.”

He finally understood, “ah I see now, your lack of knowledge on basic mechanical systems fascinates you that’s why you're admiring mine.” Ouch you thought, but he wasn't wrong. You sigh, “I tried to word it a bit more poetically, but yeah.” You looked back at the device, Tech stayed silent he was debating something in his mind.

“Apologies if that was a bit harsh, I was just confused as to why you would be interested other than for your own benefits. I’m not used to…people being interested in what I’m doing or saying…” It was a heartfelt apology, you knew his brothers got bored of what he was saying, not out of malicious intentions they just weren't invested. Your face saddened at the device, “I forgive you Tech, I know you weren't trying to be mean.”

He released a heavy sigh of relief and spoke, “If you want to learn more about my technology and mechanics I could teach you.” Your eyes shifted, “sure.” You smiled knowing it would make both of you happy. Tech fixed his goggles and came closer to you and the device. “Well when’s my first lesson?” Tech grabs a tool, “right now.” You smiled softly, “so first it is undeniably important that—” His words drifted through the air as you absorbed them, taking in all the information and asking questions.

Time seemed to fly by that morning and you two were completely indulged in his creations. While listening you couldn't help but think how good it must feel to talk to someone who wants to listen to you. It only made you more eager to ask questions, and made you feel good. With your attention completely captured you didn't see the other men huddled together gossiping about it.

“Looks like they're getting along.” Hunter’s lips threatened a smile, seeing his brother happy. “I’m hungry!” Wrecker groaned in a whisper. “Let Tech have this a little longer, even I can only take so much ‘Tech talk.’” Echo rubbed his temple recalling all the moments where he had been close to drifting off to sleep while Tech lectured him about mechanics. Crosshair said nothing, only his typical scowl and toothpick in his mouth. He watched you two interact and he was totally going to tease you for it later.

A loud rumble was heard and it had disrupted Tech and your attention. It was Wreckers stomach growling, he sheepishly smiled. “Sorry.” You chuckled. “We’ll continue this lesson later y/n,” Tech spoke and got up placing his device in a safe space. “We're you guys just waiting?” You raised a brow. “You looked like you were having fun.” Hunter smiled.

“And Tech most of all.” Crosshair finally spoke pointing his toothpick at you. Tech heard this and a the edge of his lips lifted ever so slightly. Your ears heated up, you grinned. “Stow it Crosshair,” Echo hissed. You just chuckled enjoying the mens antics.