I require passive noot.
On a pentagram.
With a bunch of goopmares doing a summoning ritual with poor passive.
It must be done
I don’t think nm liked that
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does my dog understand he is a stinky boy?
Sueanoi here
He does and it's probably intentional for him to be STINKIEST of BOI
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A u my mom
Rarity's live reaction to this information.
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How many fingers do you have?
10… on each hand
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she polaroid 📸📸on⬇️ my room🤪 till i steam😤💨💨
KILL THY SELF
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oh fuck, razoolio is asking about slime again, brace yourself
What are you-
[A metric fuckton of slime falls out of the sky onto Chara, J, Frisk and Elliott, killing them instantly.]
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Oh yeah? My dad workks for roblox!!!! he's take away all ur bobux (/J!!)
“I own Roblox.”
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Sexual shit
-minor
(this is a joke lol ik you don't mean the phrase LMFAO)
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
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Theres a sombrero bean bomb in your mail-box!!!
No yours
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Yo talk about how ruminant digestion works
Sueanoi here,
Yo. Cow nom grass, cow swallow immediately. Grass goes to rumen.
Cow hide and rest. Cow regurgitate grass back to chew at its leisure. Cow swallow.
Chewed grass goes back in. Bacteria inside digest the grass. Cow gets energy from whatever bacteria pops out.
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Is that not including thumbs? :O
They’re all thumbs
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who do you think is daddy dearest's favorite?
i may be biased but i am also right
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That's right.
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