#just asexual things

[threeawfulfruits]

Nerdy asexuals be like I put the A+ in LGBTQIA+

[acewhowantsspace]

[bylightofdawn]

I finally got the perfect acespec mug I can bring to work. It’s so cringe, I love it.

[penheadie]

Just daily things.

[that-chaoticace]

Me, an asexual *hears something like a hammering noise above my apartment*: God, they’re really struggling to get that photo hung up.

My delayed reaction to realizing what could actually be happening:

[daemonchainz]

My friend and I are downloading Stardew Valley mods and one of them was "customizable kissing" or smth and I was like

"YOU CAN KISS THEM?" and my friend goes "yeah...you can get married and they'll move into your house with you and everything."

I was like "OH! I thought we would just be best friends!"

Whenever I have imposter syndrome about being Aroace I will remember this moment.

I get to marry Elliot!

[smichid]

don’t you love when your asexual and your family give you the whole “oh but sexuality changes over time” speech and ignore the fact that your crying in the corner the whole time.

[matrivers]

my friend found out recently that i’ve never seen/read lotr or the hobbit or anything related to them and asked if i wanted to watch the first movie with them some time.

i agreed and they asked me if i wanted to watch the first movie or the hobbit first.

they told me both had elves and magic…

but the hobbit had more dragons.

my stupid little ace instincts kicked in and just went “ d r a g o n s ! ? ”

so…i’m gonna watch the hobbit soon ig

because…dragons

[sanguine-tenshi]

Tempted to get "If you are reading this you might as well eat it." tattooed above the bush for no other reason then I'm asexual and I find it funny.

[mysticdragon3md3]

Don't forget, friends:

Don't just eat your pizza crusts. Turn them into garlic bread.👍🍞🧄

[zillala]

𝙸 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕤 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚣 & 𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚐, 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚒𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 ✚ 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝, 𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊, 𝚆 𝙾 𝚆.

[e-v-shellder]

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

[daemonchainz]

When Baldur’s Gate 3 was the first time I have ever seen an uncircumcised 🍆 😂

I took off the clothes and panicked and was like “No! Put them back on!”

I was looking through my fingers picking a wee wee for my OC Hakeem. I’m grateful I didn’t have to pick a size 💀

[mymechahusband]

tv show about an asexual named Virginia the Virgin

[that-chaoticace]

Pride Month Day 1

So context: I play on an adult rec league soccer team and there’s this one guy on the team that I talk to frequently bc he frequently starts conversations with me.

2 weeks ago he asked me out, though I’m one of those people who can’t tell the difference between a relative stranger asking you out on a date versus asking to hangout. I brushed it off because I had queer plans that weekend—Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour obviously.

So for tonight’s game I brought a guy friend of mine to prevent this guy from asking me out again.

Plot twist: He asked both me and my guy friend out.

Therefore, it’s day 1 of Pride Month and I, a bi-asexual, made a heteronormative assumption in 2023.

Honestly? I don’t find the guy on my team attractive (bc for me I don’t find many people attractive even if objectively good-looking), but my guy friend did LOL.

Happy pride and be on the lookout for that rizz. It’s out of control these days~