#just kazoo it

[shelbeanie]

Ok but hear me out

[lotus-pear]

the besties are back in action

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[steampunker134]

The day I’m normal about this is the day I die

[spaceraes]

you wouldn’t hit a little guy, would you? WOULD YOU?

[irishmammonagenda]

"Wow...Guess he really is asleep..." You whisper, the kazoo you had been playing in an attempt to wake the Avatar of Sloth up now safely in your pocket, lest Lucifer confiscate it again.

You poke Belphie's forehead with your pointer finger, then continue poking it, because it was fun. Still Asleep Belphie seems to hate this more than you attempting to play Vivaldi's Winter on the kazoo and failing miserably, seeing as his cowlike tail swings out, wraps around your leg and pulls you to the ground.

"ARGH! What?!" You barely have time to process before you're dragged up by the tail that's latched around your ankles and quite meanly (may you add), dropped on the bed. Belphie entraps you in a hug, and thankfully this time, doesn't crush your internal organs. How sweet! <3

"Go to sleep MC...." The demon mutters half awake for a moment before drifting back off again.

You try to reach for your kazoo, for the second time, Belphie's tail whips out gently at you. "Don't even think about it." He pouts, before his expression and breathing even out once more.

You might as well get comfortable, seeing as you were now trapped for what looks to be hours.

You can't even play your kazoo.

Why do your plans always backfire? :(

[msfcatlover]

Commissioned the amazing @magua-vida to draw my original Princesses, The Dancer & The Dream! I'm absolutely delighted with how they came out, they both look so pretty and bursting with personality!

For anyone who doesn't want to click through, you get the Dancer if you unlock the Princess's cuff & die of a heart attack, making her flighty but concerned, fussing over your health & safety. The Dream is Dancer's unique Chapter 3, who you get if you fall asleep in the cabin with Dancer fussing over you, and is smotheringly protective to the point of aggression & possessiveness while acting manipulatively sweet & fragile.

She just wants to take care of you... even (or especially) if it means chaining you up to keep you safe.

[weirdfishy]

batfam, cleaning up a Random Disaster: w a i t a minute…who are you?

danny, who had been in gotham for three (3) minutes before something Went Wrong: i am homeless, i am gay, i have a gov’t agency hunting me, i’m new in town 😌

batfam, already calling alfred, handing over adoption papers, fighting each other for First Civie Introduction & arguing over who will be Fav Sibling to him: you’re gonna close with “new in town”? that was not the most dramatic thing that you just said—

[zephyrine-gale]

kazuha and wanderer charms! they match :>

[thekansta]

Wangxian kazoo

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

kris once again putting his foot in it

[dailynakaharachuuya]

21. Musicians AU 22. Doctors/patients AU 23. Bakers AU 24. Beast AU

[mspaintbladie]

kazoo bladoodle because of the stupid kazoo take i told @sallyastral today

[visenyaism]

I know you don't go to WoW anymore but did you see the new Anduin model. Straight turned his ass into John Videogame. Juiced the last drops of Character out of his white ass.

they hated me for saying this back then but he lost what tiny amount of the juice he had the second that they decided to make him be masc paladin instead of a twink priest asking his warhawk absolute monarch dad to give peace a chance🫶 (they’re eating peasant soup for dinner.) and also when they made him be a main character he’s kind of extremely boring

[steampunker134]

*hums on a purple kazoo I stole from Barnaby’s collection* Eddie’s Happy Haunting costume was Frakenstein’s monster. What was Frankenstein’s monster in the first place? Simple. A creature hated by its creator for defying expectations.

Sound like a certain mailman we know?

[sandeewithtwoe]

Blorbo chart for Fresh sans? :o

So many thoughts…

I wish I drew him more but I just don’t know how to write him…you know when you have a favourite character but you’re too scared to misrepresent them so you just never put them in your work? Yeah

I guess he’s just gonna be this cryptic monster who sometimes shows up for now I guess (I PROMISE HE’LL APPEAR IN A COMIC JUST WAIT!!!)