#just to hand their algorithm to ai
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geepods · 2 months ago
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This is just a personal thing of mine but DO NOT FULLY TRUST THE FIRST ANSWER GOOGLE GIVES YOU!!!!!! I feel this is already known enough, but the fucking "ai overview" is often VERY wrong. It literally got some of the most basic well known Giant Squid/Colossal squid differences mixed up (which just really pissed me off, it's so easy to disprove it but some people will take it and trust it without any hesitation) so if you're serious about research, it's definitely best to ignore that and find a source you feel comfortable trusting. Always dig deeper for an answer instead of trusting the first thing you're given.
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h0neyfreak · 1 year ago
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this might be dropkicking a hornet’s nest but I don’t think “ah but this art made you experience an Emotion” is actually a useful or clever take on modern (or any) art and kind of maybe misunderstands what it means to say “Art makes you think about/feel things.”
Like. My experience with (visual) art is honestly kind of universal regardless of the emotional or aesthetic veneer and at the risk of outing myself as a phenomenologist, it really is the experience of seeing and the art becoming art in front of you. Rothko’s paintings work in person because it pulls you in and the more you stare at it and really look the more layers you see and the more the medium shows itself to you and it becomes an oil painting and also colors and also canvas and pigment and linseed oil and wax and also an infinite number of things. And this isn’t any different across mediums/styles/movements. Staring at a tramp art box and seeing every knife cut and the faded logos and careful joinery from another life; staring at the old Dutch master portraits and being in a room with someone you can’t stop looking at; jumping at a tromp l’oeil before realizing it’s a painting; seeing a quilt and understanding the neat rows of stitches diving into the batting; gazing up at a giant marble statue and seeing the ancient scaffolding waver and blend into the impossibly smooth curves.
I could fill every empty page in my apartment with similar descriptions but I think it makes the most sense if you’ve ever watched a meteor shower. You have to let your eyes adjust to the darkness and you think every flicker of light is a shooting star until suddenly you can see and something burns across the sky and you realize you’ve seen it and everything prior was something else.
Idk I think a side effect of “getting” art is not being able to see anything without wondering how it got here and who is responsible for it existing and why. “I could make that” is an astronomically annoying way to interact with the world but it’s a step closer to something genuine than “ooo you’re angry and that means it’s working!”
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vvelegrin · 2 years ago
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my daylists are often very silly and only somewhat relevant to what i actually listen to so the main benefit i get out of it is laughing about the generated title but i am very much enjoying this one
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*raises my hand to ask a question* what if we collectively refused to refer to AI as 'AI'? it's not artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence doesn't currently exist, it's just algorithms that use stolen input to reinforce prejudice. what if we protested by using a more accurate name? just spitballing here but what about Automated Biased Output (ABO for short)
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where-your-eyes-dont-go · 2 years ago
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Okay they were already using shitty programs to weed out applications for bad reasons. I highly doubt this is advanced enough to deserve being called an "artificial intelligence algorithm." But those old shitty programs are less likely to lower my chances of getting hired based on the socioeconomic average of my area code.
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shushmal · 13 days ago
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Okay but a sci-fi/futuristic au where at the very tender age of 10 Dustin codes his first ai program (I know, triggering right now, bear with me) presumably to be just an online assistant type thing to keep his mom or his adoptive brother off his back, to text his friends back so they don’t think he died in the middle of a science experiment, and to play his music while he works. To play video games with him since his friends don’t want to as much anymore.
He names it Eddie, because it’s pretty buggy in the beginning and keeps playing this ancient metal band.
Anyways Dustin doesn’t really notice that Eddie’s kind of become a little more than your regular ai assistant when Steve scowls at him and says, “Hey, your computer is being a dick to me.”
When he looks, he realizes Eddie’s chat algorithm has evolved to include personality. So Dustin, being the responsible scientist he is, absolutely helps it evolve more. And swears Steve to secrecy. Steve luckily loves Dustin and doesn’t want him sent to jail.
By the time he’s packing for university, Eddie had cultivated his own developed voice, a sprite for himself to show up at inopportune times, and a near decade-long beef with his brother.
“Dustin! Your robot is being a bitch to me again!”
“Your music sucks Steve-o, that’s not bitching, that’s facts,” Eddie’s voice calls from a near by speaker, sounding deeply pleased with himself.
“He’s not a robot,” Dustin groans for what feels like the millionth time. Yet, he adds internally, however. He is going to school for biomechanics for a reason.
So, of course, being the responsible scientist, Dustin makes an illegal android.
And just to piss Steve off more, he makes Eddie taller than him.
And Eddie, who has become Dustin’s closest friend, is overwhelmed and over joyed. They spend months just hanging out, introducing Eddie to his friends. It’s great. Eddie is so much like a real person that Dustin kind of forgets he’s not.
So of course Eddie reminds him in the worst way.
A few weeks of avoidance and hijinks later finds Dustin in his spare bedroom, hands over his eyes, screeching "please tell me you did not fuck my brother?" followed very quickly by "please tell mE YOU DID NOT FUCK MY ILLEGAL ROBOT."
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grunge-mermaid · 2 years ago
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me: I'm going to delete these pins because they are no longer to my taste and/or they seem to be confusing the algorithm
pinterest: oh, you deleted all these pins? that's okay, here's a bunch more exactly like those pins! And worse!
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gingerswagfreckles · 21 days ago
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Whenever I see people get into another slap fight about who's indigenous to the Israel/Palestine area it just makes me want to scream because it literally doesn't matter. It doesn't matter?? It doesn't matter!!! Sorry if this is some crazy sacrilegious thing we aren't supposed to say anymore but we are no longer talking about shit like cultural appropriation or who should be allowed to build this or that temple we are literally talking about whether it's ok to hack a civilian's head off with a garden hoe or shoot dead medical workers who have their hands tied behind their backs or rape a teen girl three times and then lock her in her car and set it on fire and laugh as she burns to death or force civilians to walk into buildings that have been booby trapped by a terror organization or strangle a literal 9 month year old baby to death and I cannot fucking believe people will use arguments about who's indigenous to an area to justify this shit but they do. They really do.
Pop quiz for all the terminally online braindead leftists out there who have been so brainrotted by tiktok that they forgot what human rights are: Who was indigenous to Germany during the Holocaust, the ethnic Germans, or the Jews?
Follow up question, do you really think it mattered? Is there any universe in which you would think the Holocaust was ok because the Jews aren't indigenous to Germany, and the Germans are? What fucking warped schools of thought are you producing with your AI generated short form video content algorithms, that is turning you into some crazy blood and soil lunatic who thinks we can use someone's DNA or culture to determine whether or not it's ok to kill them?
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kaiyunsim · 3 months ago
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heartsync —
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pairing : loser!jaehyun x gn!reader
summary : boring days lead you to download the stupidly popular ai matchmaking app, 'heartsync,' thinking that you would be matched with a bot. next thing you know, you have to maintain a dating score with this loser guy in order to avoid a hefty cancellation fee
warnings : fluff, slight angst, lowkey embarssing jaehyun, kinda fake dating,
a/n : i am addicted to losers. also writers block lwk hitting me so sorry if this isn't that good :(
— wc : 9.2k — not proof read —
notification !
tired of swiping and second-guessing? 🙄 let HeartSync™ match you based on more than just profiles. whether it’s fate or algorithms, HeartSync™ brings people together in unexpected ways. coffee shops ☕, grocery stores 🛒, or even your favorite songs 🎶. with personalized challenges 🎯 and quirky tasks 😏, it’s the app that makes you question what’s real… and what’s meant to be 💫.
ready to dive into a relationship that’s anything but ordinary? 😏 download now and let your heart sync ❤️‍🔥
you should’ve known something was up the second kazuha slid her phone across the table with a sly grin.
"you need this," she says, all too pleased with herself.
sungho leans in beside her, chin resting on his hand. "oh, absolutely. it’s the next big thing."
you glance down at the screen, unimpressed. "heartsync™? that sounds like a scam."
"it’s not," kazuha insists. "it's a revolution."
you narrow your eyes at her. "revolution is a strong word for a dating app."
sungho gestures wildly. "no, listen! this isn’t some basic swiping app. heartsync is, like, the future. ai-driven, hyper-accurate matchmaking." he wiggles his fingers in an attempt to look mysterious. "it scans all your online activity, text patterns, subconscious preferences—"
"wait, subconscious preferences?" you interrupt. "how the hell does it know what i subconsciously want?"
"science," kazuha says, as if that explains anything.
you stare at them, unimpressed. "so you’re telling me this thing invades my privacy, judges me, and then picks out some rando for me to date?"
"yep," sungho grins.
"hard pass."
kazhua sighs dramatically. "you’re so boring. come on, think about it. what if it actually works?"
"it won’t."
"but what if it does?"
you cross your arms. "i give it a week before i get matched with some weird middle-aged man who lives in his mom’s basement."
sungho gasps. "have a little faith, will you?!"
you snort, but kazuha suddenly looks too smug for your liking. before you can question it, your phone buzzes. you glance down.
"your friends are looking out for you! 💖 kazuha has sent you an invite to join heartsync™! experience true compatibility today. 💘"
you slowly raise your head. "zuha, did you just—"
"yep," she says.
"you—"
"it’s already downloading," sungho chimes in.
you look down at your phone in horror. sure enough, the app is installing.
"oh my god.”
jaehyun doesn’t even look up from his drink when taesan slides into the seat across from him, grinning like he’s about to be a menace.
"bro," taesan says, setting his phone down dramatically. "i found the solution to your dry-ass dating life."
jaehyun finally glances up. "i have a dating life."
woonhak, sitting beside him, lets out an exaggerated cough.
jaehyun glares. "shut up."
"he's not wrong," taesan snickers. "c’mon, look at this." he turns his phone around, revealing a sleek interface. jaehyun squints.
"heartsync?"
"ai-powered matchmaking, man. scientifically proven to find your perfect match."
jaehyun raises an eyebrow. "you sound like a bad infomercial."
woonhak leans in. "we already signed up. it’s, like, next-level tech. the app literally studies your habits, patterns, even your subconscious preferences."
jaehyun blinks. "that sounds illegal."
"nah, nah, just invasive," taesan says. "but in a good way."
jaehyun scoffs. "no such thing."
"just try it," woonhak says. "worst case, you get matched with someone weird and you ghost them."
"oh, so now i’m ghosting people?"
"what, like you don’t?" taesan smirks.
jaehyun rolls his eyes, but his phone suddenly buzzes.
"your best bros have your back! 💙 taesan has invited you to join heartsync™! what are you waiting for? your perfect match is waiting! 😉"
he looks up slowly. "you did not just—"
"i did," taesan grins.
woonhak claps him on the back. "welcome to the future, buddy."
jaehyun sighs. "you guys are the worst."
"and yet, here you are, downloading it," taesan singsongs.
jaehyun looks down at his phone. the app is downloading.
"...i hate you both."
setting up the app is way too easy. after a quick sign-up, a series of personality quizzes appear. you answer them halfheartedly, picking whatever feels right in the moment.
you expect a generic dating profile, but instead, a contract pops up.
"welcome to heartsync™'s exclusive perfect pair program! 💖 congratulations! by signing up, you agree to a 30-day trial relationship with your most compatible match. failure to complete the program will result in a penalty fee. please review the terms carefully. 📝"
you frown. "wait. penalty fee?"
kazhua leans over. "probably just a deterrent. no way they actually charge people."
"i don’t like this."
"it’s fine, just hit accept."
you squint at her, but against your better judgment, you press the button.
jaehyun does the same thing across town, equally suspicious.
then, both your phones buzz simultaneously.
"congratulations! 🎉 you’ve been matched! meet your perfect pair: myung jaehyun."
"congratulations! 🎉 you’ve been matched! meet your perfect pair: y/n."
jaehyun squints at his screen. "who the hell is y/n?"
you stare at yours. "who the hell is myung jaehyun?"
then, another notification.
"your first date has been scheduled! 🥰 see you at [reastaurant] tomorrow at 7 PM! remember: love is about commitment! 💞 failure to attend will result in a violation of your contract. 😘"
your stomach drops.
"...i think i just got scammed."
jaehyun, staring at the exact same message, mutters, "what the fuck?"
sungho and kazuha are dying.
"you’re stuck in a relationship for 30 days?!" sungho wheezes. "oh my god, i’m crying."
"this is the best thing that’s ever happened," kazuha says, wiping a fake tear.
you glare. "it’s not funny!"
"it’s hilarious," sungho corrects.
you groan. "this is the worst decision of my life."
kazhua gasps. "are you saying you regret trusting me?"
"yes."
"rude."
meanwhile, jaehyun is getting absolutely clowned on by his friends.
"so let me get this straight," taesan says, grinning like an idiot. "you’re contractually obligated to date this person?"
jaehyun rubs his temples. "apparently."
woonhak snickers. "bro. you’re trapped."
"i hate you both."
"nah," taesan says. "you love us. just like you’re about to love your new partner."
jaehyun looks up with dead eyes. "i hope the app malfunctions and matches you with each other."
woonhak gasps. "how dare you!"
"that would be so tragic," taesan grins. "imagine getting stuck in a relationship with woonhak."
woonhak shoves him. "shut up! i’d be a great boyfriend!"
jaehyun groans. "i cannot believe i let you guys talk me into this."
but before either of them can reply, his phone buzzes again.
"just a reminder! ❤️ your first date is TOMORROW at 7 PM! 💕 don’t keep your perfect match waiting! 😘 failure to attend will result in consequences. 🔥"
jaehyun stares at it.
"...i think i just signed my soul away."
you, staring at the exact same notification, sigh deeply.
what have you gotten yourself into?
...what?
you quickly scroll down. there’s a long wall of text in tiny font. definitely the terms and conditions you skimmed through without reading.
"effective immediately, you are required to actively participate in this relationship for the full 30-day duration. early termination will result in a penalty fee of—"
you freeze.
oh, hell no.
the penalty fee is HOW MUCH?!
"guys," you say, voice flat. "i think i just got scammed."
kazuh and sungho exchange glances. kazuha grabs your phone again and scrolls. her eyebrows shoot up. "holy shit. you’re stuck?"
"define stuck," you say, already dreading the answer.
sungho reads further. "...yep. stuck. you gotta go on dates, talk to this guy, and if you try to ignore him, the app gets passive-aggressive about it."
as if on cue, a new notification pops up.
"ghosting is unhealthy! say hi to your partner within the next 12 hours to maintain a positive relationship score. 💕"
you stare at the screen in horror.
kazuha and sungho? already laughing their asses off.
"this is the best thing that’s ever happened," sungho wheezes.
"no, no, this is cursed," you say, shaking your head. "there has to be a way out of this."
sungho grins. "you could pay the fee."
"i’m not paying that much just to escape some ai-manufactured relationship," you grumble.
kazuh, still laughing, pats your shoulder. "guess you’re dating myung jaehyun now."
somewhere else, jaehyun is also freaking out.
"taesan, what the hell did you make me sign up for?"
jaehyun stares at his phone like it just personally betrayed him.
"you got matched?" taesan asks, amused. he leans over jaehyun’s shoulder to check. "ohhh. wait. you actually got someone decent-looking. nice."
"not nice!" jaehyun exclaims, shoving his phone in taesan’s face. "look at this! it’s a contract. i have to date this person for 30 days or i have to pay an insane fee."
taesan reads for a second, then bursts out laughing. "holy shit. you’re trapped."
"why didn’t you tell me this could happen?!"
"because i didn’t think you’d actually get a match."
"what do i do?" jaehyun groans, scratching the back of his head.
"just go with it," taesan says. "it’s only a month. fake-date them, get some free meals, and worst-case scenario, you make a new friend."
jaehyun grumbles. "what if they suck?"
"what if you suck?"
"i mean, yeah, probably," jaehyun admits. "but still."
his phone buzzes.
"say hi to your partner within 12 hours to maintain a positive relationship score! 💕"
jaehyun stares blankly at the notification. then he looks at taesan.
"okay, but, like… do i get a refund if i cry?"
taesan cackles. "nope. no refunds, buddy. enjoy your new relationship."
jaehyun groans and flops onto the couch, phone balanced on his chest, already regretting everything.
you’re still convinced you’ve been scammed.
it’s not just the fact that you’re contractually obligated to go on this date, it’s the restaurant.
"how the hell did it know?" you mutter, staring at the notification again.
sungho leans over your shoulder, reading it for the tenth time. "i mean… it’s a little creepy."
"it’s very creepy," you correct. "i’ve never put this place in my location history, never mentioned it online, never even texted about it."
kazuha hums, sipping her drink. "maybe you thought about it too hard and the app just knew."
you look at her like she’s insane. "you’re telling me heartsync can read my mind now?"
"i mean, why not? it already owns your soul."
"not helping."
sungho suddenly perks up, squinting at the name on your screen. "wait. myung jaehyun?"
"yeah?"
he snaps his fingers. "oh! i had a class with him last year."
you blink. "and you’re only mentioning this now?"
sungho shrugs. "i forgot. but, uh…" he pauses. "he’s kinda a loser. in a cute way."
you stare at him. "define cute loser."
"like, y’know. a little awkward. kinda clumsy. but he’s not a bad guy."
kazuha raises an eyebrow. "so what i’m hearing is, you’ve already got an advantage."
"what advantage?" you ask flatly.
"you can be the cool one in this relationship," she says, smirking.
sungho grins. "oh yeah, you’ve already won."
you groan, sinking into your seat. "why am i even doing this?"
"because you’re legally bound by a contract," kazuha reminds you.
"right. love that for me."
jaehyun has the same problem.
"this is weird," he mutters, staring at his phone.
woonhak peeks over his shoulder. "dude, how did it know your favorite restaurant?"
"i don’t know."
"have you ever posted about it?" taesan asks.
"nope."
"checked in there?"
"never."
woonhak whistles. "yeah, that’s terrifying."
jaehyun groans. "why am i even going?"
taesan pats his shoulder. "because you’re legally bound by a contract."
jaehyun glares. "i hate you."
you arrive at the restaurant five minutes early, because despite your skepticism, you do respect punctuality.
what you don’t expect is to see someone already waiting at the entrance.
he's tall, a little awkward in the way he shifts on his feet, checking his phone. glasses slipping down his nose.
you approach cautiously. "...myung jaehyun?"
he looks up, blinking.
oh.
he’s kinda cute. in a loser-y way.
"oh," he says. "uh. hey."
you stare at each other for a beat.
jaehyun scratches the back of his neck. "so, uh… this is weird, right?"
"extremely."
he lets out a short laugh. "cool, just making sure."
you glance at the restaurant. "wanna get this over with?"
"yep."
you head inside together.
the weirdness doesn’t stop there.
you both open the menu, and your phones buzz at the same time.
"feeling indecisive? 💡 you both love the same dish! try the spicy seafood pasta! 🍝💖"
you slowly look up at jaehyun.
he looks back, expression unreadable.
"...so, uh," you start.
"are we just gonna ignore that?" he asks.
"we could."
jaehyun nods. "cool. because that was terrifying."
you both order the pasta anyway.
somewhere between the appetizer and the main course, the awkwardness starts to fade.
you’re still skeptical, but… conversation with jaehyun is weirdly easy.
he’s funny in an unintentional way. a little clumsy with his words, but quick to laugh at himself. it’s not what you expected.
"so," he says between bites, "are you, like, willingly doing this, or were you also tricked by your so-called friends?"
you groan. "tricked. sungho and kazuha set me up."
"ah," jaehyun nods. "taesan and woonhak did the same to me."
"so we’re both victims."
"basically."
you clink your glasses in mutual suffering.
then, another notification.
"running out of things to talk about? try reminiscing about your childhood talent show disaster! 😆✨"
you both freeze.
jaehyun slowly looks up. "...did your phone just say—?"
"yep," you cut in.
"what the hell?"
"no idea."
you stare at each other.
then jaehyun cautiously asks, "...did you actually have a childhood talent show disaster?"
you hesitate. "...maybe."
his eyes widen. "no way."
"look, it wasn’t that bad—"
"tell me everything."
you sigh, defeated. "i was seven, okay? i was supposed to sing. i got up there, forgot all the words, panicked, and ended up just dancing instead."
jaehyun claps. "improv! i respect that."
"bad improv," you correct.
"still, you committed. that’s what matters.”
and just like that, the skepticism eases.
then the app sends another notification.
"bonding over past failures? we love to see it! 😍💕 by the way, your partner thinks the nickname 'woonbaby' is hilarious. go ahead, try it! 😏"
you blink.
jaehyun reads his own notification.
then he looks at you, face slowly turning red.
"...what the fuck?"
you can’t help it. you laugh. "what the hell is woonbaby?"
jaehyun groans, covering his face. "it’s—it’s stupid. my friend woonhak. someone called him that once and it just stuck."
"oh my god," you grin. "you definitely still call him that."
"i do not," jaehyun lies.
you raise an eyebrow. "so if you text him right now and ask, he won’t confirm?"
jaehyun opens his mouth, then closes it.
"...no comment."
you cackle.
"oh my god," jaehyun mutters, slumping in his seat. "i hate this app."
"i love this app," you say gleefully.
by the time the bill arrives, you have to admit something.
this was not a disaster.
you’re still weirded out by the app’s accuracy. it’s unsettling how well it seems to know you both.
but jaehyun?
...he’s not so bad.
"so," he says as you both step outside, hands in pockets. "same time next week?"
you blink. "what?"
he holds up his phone.
"congrats! 🎉 your next date is scheduled for next friday! love takes consistency! 💖 ditching is not an option. 😉"
you groan. "again?"
"yep."
"...fine."
jaehyun grins. "see you then, partner."
you shake your head, but you can’t help the small smile forming.
what the hell have you gotten yourself into?
you’re in the middle of something important when your phone buzzes.
"surprise! 🎉 we’ve scheduled a spontaneous date night for you and jaehyun! quality time is crucial for growing relationships! 💕 see you at 7PM! 😘"
you stare at the screen.
then you glance at the time.
6:20PM.
"are you kidding me?" you say aloud.
sungho and kazuha look up from where they’re sprawled across your couch, watching a drama. "what?" kazuha asks.
"this stupid app just scheduled a date."
"wait, i thought your next one wasn’t until friday," sungho says.
"it was," you emphasize. "now it’s tonight. at seven."
sungho winces. "oh, that’s rough."
kazuha squints. "can’t you just cancel?"
you shake your head and turn your screen to them.
"cancelling is NOT an option! 🫵😤 love takes EFFORT! 💖"
kazuha snorts. "damn. that app is really holding you hostage."
you sigh. "i hate this."
sungho shrugs. "on the bright side, at least jaehyun is fun to mess with."
you scowl, but you don’t argue.
jaehyun is having an equally miserable time.
"you have got to be kidding me," he groans.
taesan and woonhak glance up from where they’re messing around on the studio couch. "what?" woonhak asks.
jaehyun turns his phone to them.
taesan squints. "another date? bro, you just had one."
"i know," jaehyun says, exasperated. "i have work to do!"
"just reschedule," woonhak suggests.
jaehyun gives him a deadpan look and flips his phone back around.
"cancelling is NOT an option! 🫵😤 love takes EFFORT! 💖"
woonhak bursts out laughing. "nah, this is hilarious."
"i hate this app," jaehyun mutters.
"okay, but like," taesan leans forward, "where are you even supposed to take them? don’t you have to finish your demo?"
jaehyun groans, rubbing his face. "yeah. i do."
he stares at his screen for a second, then sighs. "i guess they’re just coming here."
woonhak and taesan exchange glances.
"bold," woonhak comments.
"risky," taesan adds.
jaehyun throws a notebook at them.
you’re about five seconds away from ghosting when your phone buzzes.
myung jaehyun: uh. slight change of plans myung jaehyun: i’m stuck in the studio bc i have work to finish myung jaehyun: so if you’re cool with it, you can just come here?
you stare at the message.
then you sigh.
you: send me the address
a moment later, it comes through.
you grab your things and head out, still half-annoyed, half-curious about what you’re walking into.
jaehyun’s studio is tucked away in a quieter part of the city, the kind of place you’d probably never stumble upon unless you were looking for it.
the building itself is older, but inside, it’s got that warm, slightly chaotic energy of a space that’s lived in.
post-it notes are stuck to random surfaces. half-full water bottles clutter the desks. a worn couch sits against the wall, surrounded by tangled cables and spare equipment.
jaehyun is hunched over the desk, headphones around his neck, messy hair even messier than usual. he spins in his chair when you walk in, eyes slightly wide.
"oh. hey."
"hey," you say, glancing around. "so this is where the magic happens?"
"uh," jaehyun scratches the back of his neck, "something like that."
you step further inside, taking in the mix of instruments, wires, and open project files on the screen.
"you work here alone?"
"nah," jaehyun gestures vaguely. "woonhak and taesan share this space with me, but they’re not here right now."
"cool."
an awkward pause.
jaehyun clears his throat. "so, uh… i do have to work, but you can hang out? there’s snacks in that cabinet, and the couch is—"
you flop onto the couch before he can finish his sentence.
jaehyun blinks. "—yeah. okay. make yourself at home."
you grin. "thanks, host."
jaehyun groans but turns back to his screen, muttering something about "stupid app forcing dates at the worst times."
you watch him for a moment as he scrolls through his project.
his sleeves are pushed up, revealing the faint ink stains on his fingers. his foot taps absently against the floor as he listens to the playback.
you close your eyes and let the soft hum of music fill the space.
time passes.
jaehyun works. you scroll through your phone, occasionally glancing up to watch him tweak something in his file.
it’s… oddly peaceful.
you get up and sit down at the desk next to him, he’s too immersed to acknowldge you.
despite the forced nature of this whole situation, there’s something nice about sitting in a space where someone is just doing what they love.
you start to relax.
and at some point, without even meaning to, you start to drift off.
jaehyun only notices when he turns around to say something and sees you slumped over the desk next to him, head resting on your arms.
he freezes.
stares.
panics.
oh shit oh shit oh shit.
you’re asleep.
here. in his studio.
jaehyun is hyperaware of everything. the quiet rise and fall of your breathing. the way your fingers are curled slightly, like you were mid-scroll before you passed out.
he has no idea what to do.
should he wake you up? would that be rude? but if he doesn’t, is that weirder?
he’s still spiraling when the door swings open.
"forgot my charger," taesan says, stepping inside. "also, i’m stealing your—"
he stops.
jaehyun can feel the moment taesan processes the scene in front of him.
then—
"holy shit."
jaehyun whips around. "shut up."
taesan grins. "no way. you’re actually—"
"shut. up."
taesan snickers. "oh, this is amazing."
jaehyun glares. "don’t. start."
but it’s too late. taesan is already pulling out his phone.
"bro," he whispers, cackling, "you’re literally watching them like they’re a rare bird species."
"i am not," jaehyun hisses.
"you so are. oh my god."
jaehyun is about to throw something when you shift slightly, letting out a soft sigh.
both of them freeze.
taesan vibrates with silent laughter.
jaehyun, who is now very much contemplating murder, snaps, "get your stupid charger and leave."
taesan holds his hands up in surrender, still grinning. "alright, alright. relax, lover boy."
jaehyun throws a notebook at him.
taesan leaves.
jaehyun exhales, running a hand through his hair.
he turns back to you.
you’re still asleep, breathing steady, face relaxed.
he sighs.
and despite himself, despite the utter embarrassment of this entire situation…
he can’t help the small, stupid smile that tugs at his lips.
this app is so dumb.
but maybe…
just maybe…
it’s onto something.
you wake up slowly, the kind of hazy drift between sleep and awareness where you don’t quite remember where you are.
there’s the soft hum of music. the faint scratch of a pen. the scent of something vaguely citrusy, mixed with the underlying warmth of a well-used space.
then—
"finally awake?"
you blink blearily. jaehyun is sitting at the desk, spinning a pen between his fingers, watching you with an amused expression.
reality clicks into place.
the studio. the forced date. you, falling asleep like an idiot.
you groan, rubbing your face. "how long was i out?"
jaehyun shrugs. "an hour? maybe more?"
you wince. "why didn’t you wake me up?"
"you looked comfortable," he says, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.
you stare at him.
jaehyun stares back.
heat creeps up the back of your neck. you push it down and scowl instead. "so you just let me drool all over your desk?"
"you didn’t drool," jaehyun says. then, after a pause, "probably."
you groan again and stretch, the stiffness in your neck making you regret everything. "well, thanks for that. i guess."
jaehyun chuckles, spinning back to his screen. "anytime."
you roll your eyes but don’t fight the small smile threatening to form.
you end up staying.
it’s not like you planned to, but the vibe is easy, and jaehyun is… well.
he’s kind of nice to be around.
he works while you scroll through your phone, occasionally showing him something stupid that makes him snort. at one point, he grabs a bag of chips from a shelf and wordlessly hands it to you.
"what’s this for?" you ask.
"you skipped dinner."
you blink. "how do you know?"
jaehyun raises an eyebrow. "because i also skipped dinner, and i didn’t see you eat anything either."
…fair point.
you take the bag and mumble a thanks. jaehyun just shrugs like it’s no big deal.
somewhere between talking about absolutely nothing, watching him edit his project, and accidentally getting crumbs all over the desk, you start to forget that this whole thing was a forced date.
it doesn’t feel like one anymore.
and you don’t know if that’s a good thing or not.
it’s nearly midnight when you check your phone and realize how late it’s gotten.
"shit," you mutter.
jaehyun glances up. "huh?"
"i should probably go."
he blinks, like he just processed the time himself. "oh. right."
you stand, stretching again, then glance at him. "you gonna keep working?"
"for a bit," jaehyun says, rubbing his neck. "i’m almost done."
you nod, then hesitate.
you’re not sure why you hesitate.
but before you can overthink it, you blurt out, "this wasn’t that bad."
jaehyun raises an eyebrow. "wow. high praise."
"shut up," you say, rolling your eyes.
he grins. "but yeah. wasn’t that bad."
you huff, grabbing your things. "see you friday, loser."
"see you, drooler."
you flip him off as you walk out the door.
jaehyun just laughs.
as you head home, your phone buzzes.
"congrats! 🎉 you’ve just completed an unplanned date! we bet you had a GREAT time 😘💖 can’t wait for friday! 😍"
you stare at the notification.
then you scoff, shaking your head.
stupid app.
you just want your morning coffee.
that’s it. just a simple, peaceful start to your day before dealing with actual responsibilities.
but when you step into the coffee shop, your usual one, the one you’ve been going to for years, you freeze.
because sitting right there, hunched over his phone with slight dark circles under his eyes and a half-finished iced americano in front of him, is myung jaehyun.
he doesn’t notice you at first. he just stares blankly at his screen, blinking slow like a loading error. he’s so out of it that when the barista calls out his order, he doesn’t even react.
so, naturally, you decide to make his life harder.
"myung jaehyun," you say, loud enough for half the café to hear.
he flinches like you just smacked him.
"huh?!"
"your coffee," you deadpan, nodding towards the counter.
he follows your gaze, then blinks again. "oh. right."
you snort as he stumbles up to grab it, still looking half-asleep.
when he returns to his seat, you’re still standing there, arms crossed.
"what?" he mumbles.
"this is my coffee shop."
jaehyun squints at you. "…what?"
"i come here every morning," you say, pointing at the barista like they can somehow confirm this.
jaehyun shrugs. "cool. i came here because my app said it had ‘the best morning recharge.’"
you frown. "your app?"
"heartsync," he says, yawning. "you know. the app that ruined our lives?"
your stomach drops. "you’re kidding."
jaehyun pulls out his phone and flashes the notification at you. sure enough.
"rise and shine! 🌞 grab your perfect morning pick-me-up at caffeine fix! ☕✨"
your jaw clenches. you also got a similar notification this morning.
slowly, your eyes meet. "okay," you say. "this is weird."
jaehyun hums, sipping his coffee. "yeah. but whatever. i needed caffeine."
you stare at him, offended. "so you’re just accepting this?"
"i mean, if the app is forcing me to get good coffee, i won’t complain," he says, completely unserious.
you hate that he’s taking this so lightly. you hate that he doesn’t even seem surprised.
you snatch his coffee and take a sip.
"hey!" jaehyun protests.
you smack it back down on the table. "that’s for being weirdly okay with this."
he just glares at you, rubbing his temples. "i just woke up. can you at least let me suffer in peace?"
you sigh, pulling out a chair. "fine. but i’m sitting here now. just to make sure you don’t pass out or something."
jaehyun looks at you, surprised. then he grins. "aww. you care."
you grab a sugar packet and chuck it at his forehead.
after that, you make a decision.
you’re not going to see jaehyun for a while.
not because you mind him. he’s fine. whatever. but because there’s something unnerving about the way this stupid app is leading you to each other like rats in some kind of romantic lab experiment.
so the next morning, you take a different route to work.
and by "different," you mean you add twenty minutes to your commute just to be safe.
you’re feeling pretty good about yourself until you stop by a grocery store later that evening—
and jaehyun is right there, staring at a shelf of instant ramen like it personally betrayed him.
you freeze. he looks up.
silence.
"are you kidding me?" you groan, dragging a hand down your face.
jaehyun just stares at you. "you’re the one who just walked in."
"yeah, but i specifically avoided my usual route just to make sure this wouldn’t happen," you argue.
"okay, well, i was just trying to get food," he says, exasperated. "i ran out of ramen."
you narrow your eyes. "don’t tell me your app told you to come here."
he hesitates.
then he holds up his phone.
"craving a late-night snack? 🤤🍜 don’t worry, we got you! swing by mart express—you never know who you might run into! 😉"
you want to throw something.
instead, you march up to him, grab his phone, and put it on airplane mode.
jaehyun blinks. "…what are you doing."
"fixing our problem," you say, pulling out your own phone and doing the same.
jaehyun stares at you for a moment. then, to your surprise, he actually nods. "okay," he says. "good plan."
you blink. "wait. you’re not gonna fight me on this?"
he shrugs. "nah. the app is getting creepy."
you fold your arms. "so you do think it’s weird?"
"i always thought it was weird," jaehyun says. "i just don’t care as much as you do."
you glare at him, but he’s already turning back to the ramen shelf like this whole conversation didn’t just happen.
unbelievable.
you leave the store together, mostly because your places are in the same general direction.
except five minutes in, jaehyun suddenly stops walking.
"shit," he mutters.
"what?" you ask.
he sighs. "i don’t know how to get home."
you stare at him. "you what."
"i always use my phone for directions!" he says, waving his arms. "but i turned it off, and now i’m lost."
you pinch the bridge of your nose. "you’re unbelievable."
"hey, you told me to turn it off!"
"because we were being manipulated!"
"well, congrats, now i’m gonna die on the street because of you."
"oh my god," you groan. "just—fine. where do you live?"
jaehyun tells you the address. you stare at him.
"jaehyun," you say. "that’s literally ten minutes from my place."
jaehyun blinks. "…oh."
you squint at him. "have you been taking the long way home this entire time?"
he scratches his head. "maybe?"
you don’t know whether to laugh or hit him.
instead, you just sigh and grab his wrist.
"come on," you say, dragging him in the right direction. "i’ll walk you."
jaehyun doesn’t protest.
but when you glance at him, he’s smiling.
you get him home without issue.
when you stop in front of his building, jaehyun turns to you.
"thanks," he says, rubbing his neck. "and, uh. good job fighting the system, i guess."
you snort. "yeah. whatever."
he grins, but there’s something softer in it this time.
"see you around?" he asks.
you hesitate.
then you sigh. "probably."
jaehyun laughs. "probably."
you don’t check your phone again until you’re home.
when you do, you have one new notification.
"aw, how sweet! 🥰 you make such a great team! 💕"
you groan, rolling your eyes. the off the grid mode didn’t work.
“so,” sungho says, dragging out the word like he’s about to be annoying.
you look up from your phone, raising an eyebrow. “so?”
sungho smirks. “how’s myung jaehyun?”
you blink. “why are you asking like that?”
“oh, no reason,” he says, very unconvincingly. “you just seem to see him a lot.”
you scoff. “that’s because this stupid app won’t leave us alone.”
“mhm.”
“it literally forced us to meet up.”
“sure.”
you glare at him. “i don’t like him, if that’s what you’re implying.”
sungho just hums. “never said you did.”
you hate him.
“anyway,” you say, aggressively changing the subject. “when are you free? let’s get dinner or something.”
sungho shrugs. “ask jaehyun. you seem to hang out with him more than me these days.”
you chuck a pillow at his face.
on jaehyun’s end, taesan is just as bad.
“so, you and your soulmate have been seeing each other a lot.”
jaehyun groans. “don’t call them that.”
“why not? isn’t that what the app says?” taesan teases.
jaehyun sighs, tilting his head back against the couch. “we don’t even take it seriously.”
“and yet you still see them outside of what the app says.”
“it just happens,” jaehyun defends.
“right.”
jaehyun doesn’t even bother arguing. it’s taesan. nothing he says will change his mind once he starts being annoying.
instead, he just mutters, “i don’t even like them like that.”
taesan snorts. “yeah. okay.”
jaehyun scowls at him. “i don’t.”
taesan grins. “never said you did.”
jaehyun glares at him.
taesan only laughs.
but the truth is—
neither of you mind seeing each other.
the notification hits your phone at the worst possible time, mid-bite into a sandwich, your mouth too full to properly react as you stare at the bolded text on the screen.
💖 heartsync™ challenge: surprise your match with a meaningful gift! don’t forget! thoughtfulness is key! 🎁
you narrow your eyes. a meaningful gift?
sungho, sitting across from you, glances at your phone and snorts. “oh, this is good. what are you gonna get him?”
you finish chewing before deadpanning, “a rock.”
sungho almost chokes on his drink.
jaehyun gets the same notification while lying on his bed, aimlessly scrolling through his phone. he barely processes it at first, but then—
a meaningful gift.
he groans, rubbing his face. "why is this starting to feel like a real relationship?"
“because it is a real relationship,” taesan says from his desk, not looking up from his laptop.
“it’s not,” jaehyun argues immediately.
“sure,” taesan replies, unconvinced.
jaehyun sighs. “what even counts as meaningful?”
taesan finally looks at him, unimpressed. “you’re the one dating them.”
“fake dating,” jaehyun corrects.
“sure,” taesan repeats.
jaehyun groans again.
you decide to put some effort into it.
not because you care or anything, but because you know jaehyun will definitely try, and you don’t want to look like an asshole in comparison.
you wander through a store, scanning the shelves for something that could count as thoughtful.
jaehyun gives off dog energy, doesn’t he?
you frown. that’s weird to think about. but it’s true. he’s clumsy, a little dumb, but weirdly endearing.
then, you spot it.
a plush keychain. a little golden retriever with floppy ears and big, round eyes.
you hesitate before picking it up.
it’s stupid. but it’s also… kind of perfect.
you buy it before you can second-guess yourself.
jaehyun, meanwhile, is just as lost.
he walks through a store with woonhak, who has been absolutely no help.
“why don’t you just get them a candle?” woonhak suggests.
jaehyun sighs. “that’s not meaningful.”
“depends on the scent.”
“woonhak.”
“fine.” woonhak gestures vaguely. “what do they even like?”
jaehyun pauses.
he… actually knows quite a bit. their favorite color, the snacks they always buy, the way they take their coffee—
he stops. when did he start noticing so much?
woonhak stares at him. “dude, you’re so gone.”
jaehyun immediately shakes his head. “shut up.”
but he grabs something off the shelf anyway, a small coffee cup for the coffee addict that is you.
just because it makes sense. not because he cares.
you agree to meet at the studio.
it’s not that weird, jaehyun spends most of his time there anyway, and you’ve been there before.
when you walk in, however, you’re met with the sight of woonhak sitting at the desk, staring intensely at his laptop screen.
you blink. “you’re here?”
woonhak looks up. “you’re here?”
“uh. yeah?”
jaehyun walks in behind you, closing the door. “we’re doing that stupid challenge.”
woonhak frowns. “what challenge?”
you smirk. “the one that made him tell me about woonbaby.”
there’s a beat of silence.
“YOU TOLD THEM?!” woonhak exclaims, turning to jaehyun with betrayal in his eyes.
jaehyun looks genuinely alarmed. “IT WASN’T MY FAULT! THE APP TOLD THEM.”
woonhak glares. “i don’t care! you let it happen.”
you watch, amused, as they bicker.
eventually, jaehyun gives up with an exasperated sigh. “whatever, let’s just do this.”
you sit down, pulling out the little plush keychain.
jaehyun stares at it.
“what?” you say.
he blinks. “…is that a dog?”
you nod. “it reminded me of you.”
woonhak howls with laughter.
jaehyun scowls. “what does that mean?”
you shrug. “you figure it out.”
woonhak is practically crying. “bro, you’re literally a golden retriever.”
jaehyun grumbles, but you catch the way he turns the keychain over in his hands, quietly pressing at the plush fabric.
then, he clears his throat, pulling out his own gift.
a simple and cute coffee cup, one you can reuse for your favorite coffee shop.
you pause.
you recognize this brand. it’s the one you always buy from.
“…how did you know i like these?” you ask.
jaehyun hesitates. “you mentioned it once.”
you stare at him. that was days ago.
woonhak, clearly sensing something, slowly scoots away.
“uh,” he mutters, “i’ll leave you guys to it.”
he exits the room.
leaving you alone with jaehyun.
you turn back to him, suddenly unsure what to say.
he shifts in his seat. “so. we did the challenge.”
you nod. “yeah.”
there’s a silence.
“…i actually really like this,” jaehyun admits, still holding the plush keychain.
you blink. the silence is loud.
he glances at you, a little sheepish. “i know you probably just picked it because it’s funny, but… i like it.”
you feel something unfamiliar stir in your chest.
“…i like mine too,” you say.
he looks up, a little surprised.
you clear your throat. “it’s thoughtful.”
a small smile tugs at his lips.
“good,” he says.
later that night, you add the keychain to your bag.
and jaehyun clips his onto his.
not that it means anything.
💖 heartsync challenge: write a letter to your partner about what this experience meant to you. be honest! no holding back! 💌
you stare at your phone.
your stomach turns.
this is different from the other challenges. those were fun, stupid, even. buying a gift? easy. going on a last-minute date? frustrating but manageable.
but this?
you put your phone down and ignore it.
jaehyun, on the other hand, groans dramatically and flops onto his bed.
taesan and woonhak glance at each other.
“what now?” taesan asks.
jaehyun lifts his phone, showing them the notification.
woonhak snorts. “damn. that’s deep.”
“yeah,” jaehyun mutters. “stupid app.”
taesan raises a brow. “you’re actually gonna do it?”
jaehyun pauses. “...it’s just a challenge.”
woonhak smirks. “uh-huh.”
jaehyun rolls onto his stomach, hiding his face.
taesan leans back in his chair. “so… what has this experience meant to you?”
jaehyun groans into his pillow.
woonhak cackles. “this is hilarious.”
jaehyun throws a pillow at him.
you don’t write the letter.
you could.
but you don’t.
because writing it down makes it real. and you don’t want to think about what this actually means.
so, you pretend it doesn’t exist.
the app can’t force you, right?
right.
jaehyun stares at the blank page in front of him.
just write something dumb and get it over with.
but when he tries to start, nothing feels right.
so, he sighs, taps his pen against the desk, and just… writes what comes naturally.
woonhak picks up the folded letter before jaehyun can stop him.
jaehyun nearly tackles him.
“GIVE IT BACK.”
woonhak dances out of reach, grinning. “ooooh, what’s this?”
“IT’S NOTHING.”
taesan, completely unbothered, takes a sip of his drink. “so you did write one.”
jaehyun glares. “it’s just a stupid challenge.”
woonhak dodges another grab. “damn, you really poured your heart into this, huh?”
jaehyun huffs. “i hate both of you.”
woonhak finally tosses it back, laughing.
jaehyun stuffs it into his bag, scowling.
“…so when are you giving it to them?” taesan asks.
jaehyun freezes.
“uh.”
“…you are giving it to them, right?” woonhak says, amused.
jaehyun looks away. “i don’t know.”
“…bro.”
“i just—” jaehyun sighs. “what if they don’t care?”
woonhak and taesan exchange a look.
then, woonhak shrugs. “i guess you’ll find out.”
you don’t ask if jaehyun wrote his letter.
you don’t want to know.
because if he did, then you’d have to think about why you didn’t.
when jaehyun sees you next, he almost gives it to you.
almost.
but then he sees the way you act like nothing is different.
so, he keeps it in his bag.
not that it matters.
💖 heartsync update: your 30-day trial is almost over! it’s time for your final compatibility assessment!
will you renew? yes or no? make your choice carefully! 😘
your thumb hovers over the screen.
your chest feels tight.
final compatibility assessment.
it’s just a stupid button. just a choice.
but it feels heavier than that.
yes or no. stay or leave.
do you want this to continue?
and that’s the problem, isn’t it?
because you do. but you also don’t.
or rather, you can’t.
if you say yes, what does that mean? that the app was right? that this was real? that you’re willing to risk whatever this has become?
that’s too much.
that’s terrifying.
so, instead of thinking, instead of wondering, instead of feeling—
you press no.
and just like that, it’s over.
jaehyun gets the notification when he’s halfway to the café.
he’d planned to meet you there, casually slipping you the letter like it wasn’t a big deal. but then—
💔 heartsync update: your trial has ended. thanks for participating! your match has chosen not to renew. we’ve removed them from your contacts. no hard feelings! 💕
he stops walking.
stares at the screen.
his stomach sinks.
his heart—
no renewal.
he scrolls through his messages, but your contact is gone. every conversation, every stupid joke, every awkward late-night text—erased.
like you were never there at all.
like he imagined it.
like it meant nothing.
he swallows.
turns on his heel.
walks away.
when you check your phone again, it’s like jaehyun never existed.
your chat history? gone.
your notifications? empty.
you type his name into your contacts. nothing.
it feels like a punch to the stomach. you should’ve expected this. you did expect this.
but it still hurts.
did he pick no, too?
…or did you delete something that he actually wanted?
you close your phone.
this is for the best.
you keep telling yourself that. so why doesn’t it feel true?
jaehyun stares at the letter in his hands.
it’s stupid.
he shouldn’t care.
but he does. and that pisses him off.
woonhak notices. “what’s up with you?”
jaehyun doesn’t answer.
taesan glances over. “hey. you good?”
jaehyun laughs, but it’s hollow. “yeah.”
woonhak raises a brow.
jaehyun crumples the letter in his fist.
“i just wasted my time, that’s all.”
he gets up.
leaves before they can ask anything else.
you tell sungho and kazuha that it’s fine.
that you’re fine.
sungho doesn’t buy it. “so, you just… ended it?”
you shrug. “it was gonna end anyway.”
kazuha frowns. “but… did you want it to?”
you open your mouth. hesitate.
sungho sighs. “you’re an idiot.”
you glare. “thanks.”
“i’m serious. if you actually liked him—”
“i don’t.”
“…right,” kazuha says, unconvinced.
sungho crosses his arms. “you know, he could’ve said yes.”
you look away.
because that thought is the worst one of all.
jaehyun avoids the café.
he avoids the places he might see you.
he pretends it doesn’t sting.
but when he’s alone, when the studio is quiet, when there’s nothing left to distract him.
he pulls out the letter.
the one you’ll never read.
and he wonders if he had given it to you, would it have made a difference?
jaehyun is not the kind of guy who does this.
he’s not the type to chase after people. he doesn’t do big confrontations. he doesn’t throw himself into situations where his feelings are laid bare, where rejection is a very real possibility.
but here he is.
sitting in a café across from woonhak, gripping a coffee cup like it’s a lifeline, his foot tapping against the floor so fast it’s a miracle the ground isn’t shaking.
woonhak, for his part, is staring at him like he’s experiencing secondhand embarrassment in real time.
“so… let me get this straight,” woonhak says, setting his drink down. “you got matched with someone on a dating app. spent a whole month with them. actually liked them. and now, instead of talking to them like a normal person, you’re here, asking me to help you find them?”
jaehyun scowls. “when you say it like that, it sounds weird.”
woonhak leans back in his chair. “because it is weird.”
jaehyun groans, running a hand through his hair. “i just—” he hesitates, voice quieter. “they pressed no.”
woonhak’s eyebrows lift.
jaehyun clenches his jaw. “they chose to end it.”
woonhak watches him for a moment. then, slowly, he folds his arms.
“so? that’s it? you’re just gonna let the app decide how this ends?”
jaehyun exhales sharply. “no.”
“good.” woonhak cracks his knuckles. “let’s find them.”
jaehyun blinks. “wait, you’re actually helping?”
woonhak smirks. “are you kidding? this is the most interesting thing that’s happened all week.”
jaehyun rolls his eyes, but his heart is beating a little faster now.
step one: figure out where you work.
woonhak, surprisingly, is really good at this. almost too good.
“didn’t you mention that sungho is their friend?” he asks, scrolling through his phone.
jaehyun blinks. “uh. yeah?”
woonhak hums. “i think i saw something on his page last week. something about dropping off lunch at their job.”
jaehyun leans over. “you can find that?”
“duh. i have skills.”
jaehyun doesn’t question it.
a few minutes later, woonhak tilts his screen toward jaehyun. “bingo. looks like they work at that bookstore near the subway station.”
jaehyun’s stomach twists.
this is actually happening.
woonhak smirks. “you ready?”
jaehyun doesn’t answer. just grabs his jacket and walks out the door.
the bookstore is quiet when jaehyun steps inside.
the warm scent of paper and ink fills the air. soft lighting casts golden hues against the wooden bookshelves. the faint sound of pages turning and the occasional murmur of conversation drifts through the space.
he scans the store, heart hammering.
there.
you’re stacking books near the back, moving with the easy rhythm of someone who’s done this a hundred times.
jaehyun’s feet move before he can think.
you don’t notice him at first.
but then you glance up.
your hands still. your eyes widen.
“…jaehyun?”
his throat is dry. he almost forgets why he’s here.
almost.
“you really didn’t care, huh?”
your expression falters. “what?”
jaehyun exhales sharply. “you didn’t even hesitate. you just—” he gestures vaguely, frustration bleeding into his voice. “you pressed no.”
you swallow. “i—”
jaehyun reaches into his pocket.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper.
your breath catches.
“you didn’t read mine,” jaehyun says.
his voice is quieter now. rough around the edges.
you stare at the letter.
the ink is smudged. the paper is creased, worn like he’s been holding onto it for days.
like he was going to give it to you, like he wanted to stay.
your stomach twists.
“jaehyun.”
he shakes his head, running a hand through his hair. “i just don’t get it.”
his voice cracks on the last word.
you don’t know what to say. you don’t know how to fix this.
but maybe… maybe it’s not too late.
silence stretches between you.
you don’t look away from the letter.
jaehyun doesn’t either.
there’s a tension in the air, thick and heavy. you try to swallow it down, but it doesn’t go away.
finally, jaehyun exhales.
he shoves a hand into his jacket pocket, gaze dropping to the floor. “you don’t have to say anything,” he mutters. “i just—i needed you to know.”
your throat is tight. your fingers twitch at your sides.
you didn’t read mine.
he said it so simply, like it wasn’t the most painful realization of all. because you should have.
you should have waited.
you should have listened.
but you were afraid.
afraid that reading it would mean accepting something real. afraid that pressing yes would mean opening yourself up to something you weren’t sure you could handle.
but now, looking at him, his tense shoulders, his furrowed brows, the way his hands grip the letter like it’s the only thing holding him together. he’s so cute.
you wonder if you made the wrong choice.
you take a shaky breath. “jaehyun…”
he lifts his gaze.
your fingers brush against the edge of the letter. hesitating.
you take it.
jaehyun stills.
you smooth it out carefully, trying not to focus on the places where the ink has bled.
you glance up. “can i—?”
jaehyun nods, once.
so you read.
jaehyun’s letter is messy.
his handwriting is uneven, like he kept pausing, rewriting, second-guessing.
but the words—
the words hit you like a punch to the chest.
it’s not poetic. not perfectly structured.
but it’s real.
and for some reason, that makes it hurt even more.
hey. i don’t really know what to say, which is probably a bad start to a letter. i don’t know what i was expecting when i signed up for this. definitely not this. i thought it’d be a joke. just something dumb i’d try and then delete. but then, somehow, it was you. and i don’t know how that happened, but i’m not really mad about it. it was weird at first. and sometimes it still is. but somewhere along the way, i stopped thinking about it like an “experiment” or a “trial.” it just became normal. i don’t know if that means anything. but i think i like this. i think i like… you. not that it matters. but yeah. that’s it. - jaehyun.
you can tell when he started to get frustrated. some sentences trail off, like he wasn’t sure how to end them. some are underlined, like he wanted to make sure you understood.
but the part that makes your breath catch, the part that makes your fingers tighten around the page—
is near the end.
"i don’t know if that means anything. but i think i like this. i think i like… you."
you stare at the words.
your hands shake.
your vision blurs.
you blink rapidly, forcing yourself to look up.
jaehyun is watching you, expression unreadable.
you open your mouth. but no words come out.
so you do the only thing you can.
you fold the letter carefully. tuck it into your pocket.
and whisper, “i think i made a mistake.”
jaehyun exhales.
his lips press into a thin line.
“yeah,” he says softly. “i think so, too.”
it should be easier than this.
it should be simple. if you like someone, you tell them. if you want to stay, you stay.
but it’s never that easy, is it?
because standing here, in the quiet of the bookstore, with jaehyun staring at you like you’re the only thing keeping him grounded, it feels impossible to say what you want to say.
your heart is in your throat.
your fingers tighten around the crumpled letter in your pocket.
“so,” jaehyun says, voice quiet. “what now?”
you don’t know.
but you do know one thing:
you don’t want to walk away again.
you meet his gaze.
hesitate.
“i think i liked you before i even realized.”
jaehyun’s breath catches.
your chest feels tight.
you swallow, forcing yourself to keep going.
“i just… i didn’t want to admit it,” you say, voice softer now. “because if i did, then it wouldn’t be because of the app. it wouldn’t be because of some stupid algorithm. it would just be me.”
you take a shaky breath.
“and that scared me.”
jaehyun exhales sharply.
he’s quiet for a long moment, and just when you think he’s going to say something,
he takes a step closer.
then another.
your heart stutters.
he stops just a few inches away.
when he speaks, his voice is steadier than before.
“i don’t care what the app says,” he murmurs.
his gaze is unwavering.
“i like you.”
your stomach flips.
your fingers twitch at your sides.
you want to say something.
but before you can, jaehyun suddenly exhales, dragging a hand down his face.
“god, that was so embarrassing,” he groans. “i can’t believe i actually said that out loud.”
you blink.
a laugh bursts out of you, unexpected and unfiltered.
jaehyun groans again, covering his face. “no, don’t laugh. i was trying to be cool.”
“cool?” you wheeze. “you?”
he glares at you from between his fingers. “i take it back. i don’t like you.”
you grin. “too late.”
jaehyun groans dramatically, but there’s no real frustration in it.
just warmth. just relief.
and when your laughter fades, when the bookstore falls quiet again—
he looks at you. and you look back.
something shifts.
something settles.
and just like that—
it doesn’t feel so impossible anymore.
later, at a coffee shop.
“so,” you say, stirring your drink. “was any of it real?”
jaehyun blinks. “huh?”
“the app,” you clarify. “the ‘fated’ moments. was any of it real?”
jaehyun thinks about it.
“well.” he tilts his head. “the coffee shop thing was definitely on purpose.”
you nod. “and the grocery store?”
“i think you just have bad luck.”
“excuse me?”
jaehyun shrugs, taking a sip of his drink. “i mean, statistically speaking, you were bound to run into me eventually.”
you narrow your eyes. “statistically speaking, i should throw my drink at you.”
jaehyun grins. “you could. but then you’d have to buy me another one.”
you stare at him for a long moment.
then you sigh, leaning back in your chair.
“so… no magic algorithm,” you murmur.
“no magic algorithm,” jaehyun agrees.
it’s strange.
you spent so much time wondering if any of it was real, if the app had manipulated you, if the connection was artificial, if your feelings were manufactured.
but now, sitting here, watching jaehyun poke at the ice in his drink with his straw, you realize something.
you don’t care.
because maybe the app pushed you together. maybe it forced you into situations that you wouldn’t have chosen otherwise.
but the moments you shared?
the conversations, the laughter, the quiet nights at the studio—
that was real. and that’s enough.
and that's something you like the sound of.
tysm for reading :>
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mortalityplays · 1 year ago
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You need more free art.
I quit my job yesterday. Well, actually I quit my job eight weeks ago, but they finally released me yesterday for good behaviour. Don't get me wrong, I love what I do - but I do it for the wrong reasons. Working for major charities, you learn very fast that 'I want to make the world a better place' is a phrase you use to ask people for money, not to give them things. I was an ass-backwards fit for that world.
You need more free art. I need more free art. Everyone has felt the shift in our media landscape over the last ten years, away from access and towards nickel-and-diming the human experience. That lack of access is making life and culture worse for all of us, across the board. Paywalled news sites leave us less informed, attacks on the Internet Archive leave us less capable of research. Algorithmic social feeds and streaming walled gardens trap us inside smaller and smaller demographic bubbles, where we are increasingly only likely to encounter ideas that have been curated for us by marketing departments. Hasty efforts to resist AI commodification have only led to more artists locking their work away and calling for even more onerous systems of copyright law. This is not good for us.
We all need more free art.
So what am I going to do about it?
This is a question I have been asking myself for years. It's easy to sit here feeilng frustrated and thinking 'boy I hope SOMEONE does SOMETHING'. It's harder to take action in a world where I still have rent to pay. But hard doesn't mean impossible. Sometimes hard just means time-consuming, frustrating and slow. And sometimes it's worth doing something time-consuming, frustrating and slow because...I want to make the world a better place.
I'm going to do this:
1. From April 1st, I am relaunching as a freelance writer and editor.
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This is the one that will (hopefully) help to pay the bills. I am a very good and experienced editor. I've worked on hollywood movies, I'm a member of the Chartered Institute of Editors and Proofreaders, I have clients who have been coming to me exclusively for more than 10 years.
Alongside bigger contract jobs, I am going to refocus on offering my services to small-press creators at a reduced rate. That means you, graphic novelists. That means you, itch and amazon writers. I want to help you develop your work, the same way I help large organisations. You can learn more about what an editor even does and what kind of pricing you can expect here.
2. I'm also going to start giving shit away. Like, constantly.
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Next week I'm going to launch a new free shop. If you're unfamiliar, a free shop, giveaway shop, swap shop, etc. is an anarchist tradition of setting up a storefront where anyone can take what they like for no cost. Offline, this often means second-hand clothes, tools, furniture, food etc. Online, I am going to be giving away digital art. Copyright-free, no strings attached. It will (eventually) feature everything from print-res posters to zines, poems, tattoo flash, t-shirt designs and anything else we come up with.
Yes, I said 'we' - while this is a curated collection, it will feature work from a variety of credited and anonymous artists and activists, all of whom have agreed to give their work away to the public domain. Some of it will be practical, some of it will be political, but a lot of it will be decorative or personal. This is, in part, a response to recent difficulty I had finding somewhere that would print a one-off joke poster for a friend that featured the word 'faggot'. Enough. No middlemen - no explaining ourselves. Just print our shit and enjoy it.
I'm very, very excited about this project. I'll have more to say about it closer to the launch, but you can expect it to go live on March 27th.
2.2 I forgot to mention the ACTUAL LAUNCH GIVEAWAY
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To celebrate my launch, I am going to be giving away a ton of physical prints. When I went looking for my old stock to see if it was worth setting a new (paid) storefront up, I realised I had way more old work in storage than I thought. This will be announced in its own right on Monday, but this is why I've been hinting you should go follow my Patreon.
On April 1st, I will pick 8 random patrons (from across all tiers including non-paying followers!) and mail them a bundle of assorted prints and postcards. The prize pool includes A3 and A4 posters, packs of A6 postcards, and printed minicomics that I've previously sold for up to £12 each.
You don't have to be a paying subscriber to enter - this is strictly no-purchase necessary. It is purely and entirely a celebration of the concept of GIVING ART AWAY FOR FREE.
3. PORN, YOU PERVERTS
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Because I still have to pay to stay alive, I am going to be subsidising all this free art with the introduction of Fuck You Fridays. Starting from March 29th, I will drop a new 18+ short story on the last Friday of every month, over on itch.io (yes I know my page is desolate right now, don't worry I'll get there).
The first edition, Go Fuck Yourself, is about, well - telling your boss where to stick it. Julia has had it with her millionaire man-child manager, and is just about ready to let him know what she really thinks. It's a short and steamy 5k words, with a gorgeous cover illustration by @taylor-titmouse, and you can pick it up for $3 starting from March 29th.
4. ANOTHER BIG SURPRISE
I'm keeping this one under wraps for now, but April 1st will also play host to one more (FREE) launch. If you've been following me for a long time, you might remember the other significance of this date (no not April Fool's day, though that is certainly thematically relevant to this entire effort). That's all I'll say right now. Watch this space.
tl;dr: I'm sick of paywalls and career ladders. I'm literally putting my money where my mouth is. More free art for everyone and I'm not kidding around!!!
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wandering-pirate · 5 months ago
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Mouthwashing Crew Headcanon
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The Crew has a Crush~
You, it's 🫵🏻
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Captain Curly
You walk into the control room, and Curly’s full-on beefing with the ship’s voice assistant
Turns out, he programmed it to be more “human” for fun... welp, the AI's definitely having fun roasting the captain
“I’m the captain! You’re supposed to obey me!”
“Obey? Sir, you can’t even obey a map.”
You're struggling to keep it all together because Curly’s already TOMATO RED from embarrassment (and maybe from the fact that you’re watching)
He tries to play it cool, though
“This is just a glitch. Totally fixable.”
“Yes sir, I'm fixable. What’s not is your love life, tho.”
The crew knows he’s into you, and now even a literal system algorithm's joining in on the teasing
The man's not even surprise when the voice assistance turned a 180° on you and treated you like a queen... he ain't complaining tho
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Nurse Anya
You came to the med bay for a papercut
You’re expecting, like, a band-aid or maybe some ointment, but what you got was a full medical intervention
“This could get infected. Let’s disinfect, bandage, and monitor it. For safety.”
“…It’s just a papercut.”
She keeps pulling out stuff from the cabinet:
Medical tape, okay so far
Gauze... a bit...much
Wait, is that... surgical gloves?
You’d think you crawled in with a gunshot wound
When she actually started treating your cut, she goes on a call mute, like she’s concentrating way too hard and you can't reach her
You catch her sneaking glances at you...cute
But what makes it more diabetically adorable is with both your slight accidental touches
She’s immediately short-circuiting, mumbling “sorry, does it hurt? wait, why would it hurt?? oh my gos--”
Girl is fighting for her life over brushing your sleeve while she's fully holding your hand with both hands
Meanwhile, Swansea’s strolling past the med bay, just shaking his head like, “Anya, just tell ‘em you like ‘em already."
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Co-pilot Jimmy
You’re helping Jimmy with a minor maintenance task (he totally didn’t ask for your help; you just “showed up,” okay?)
He’s being his usual smug self, but you know he’s flustered because he keeps snapping at you for no reason
“Don’t touch that, you’ll mess it up."
“I literally haven’t even touched anything yet.”
“Well, don’t think about touching it either!”
He’s trying to show off and “teach” you, but keeps fumbling because you’re watching him too closely
The crew’s already onto him. Curly literally walked past once and muttered, “Subtle, Jimmy. Real subtle.”
“SHUT UP, CURLY.”
“…Do you want me to leave?”
“No! I mean--just stay over there. Quietly.”
He’s the human equivalent of a malfunctioning toaster, and it’s both annoying and adorable
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Mechanic Swansea (Gruff Dad Energy™)
You pranked Swansea by hiding his tools, thinking he’ll just scowl and grumble like usual...huge, BIG mistake
This man plays chess while you’re playing checkers
The next day, everything you own is missing: Shoes? Gone
Favorite mug? Gone
Your bunk? Covered in engine parts
Swansea doesn’t even deny it, just smirks and chuckles, “Don’t start wars you can’t win, kid.”
But here’s the thing: later, you find your stuff neatly returned with a plate of snacks he definitely didn’t make (he asked Curly "what young'ins like these days" and got a canned latte from the vending machine)
He never forgets to remind you that he doesn't care... sure, Swans, the dad energy definitely NOT palpable
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Daisuke (Your #1 Fanboy)
Daisuke decides to “help” you cook one day
By “help,” I mean he’s hyping you up like you’re Gordon Ramsey while also lowkey getting in your way
“Y/N, you’re amazing. Look at how you chop those veggies, Bob Ross for foodies. You should open a restauran- no, actually, you should open a chain.”
“...Dai, the stove's literally barbecuing your shirt."
He panics, trips over his own feet and in one catastrophic motion, takes down a pot of soup, a chair, and somehow a shelf that wasn’t even near him
The room is wrecked. But before anyone can process, he just shoots up from the floor, finger guns and grins “DON’T WORRY. THE SOUP'S FINE.”
At this point, you don’t even question when this whole fanclub started. Probably cause you're the only one slipping him some sweets every once in a while (you're aware of the man's sugar addiction)
Having a personal hype man is great, even if he’s one accident away from taking down the whole ship
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The whole crew's in pure chaos. What have you done to them??
Jimmy’s crush is LOUD, flustered, dramatic and side-eyeing Curly and Anya when they're standing within a foot of your proximity
Curly’s out here showing his 'captain privileges', but one compliment and he’s short-circuiting, probably off to “check the crew” (aka scream into the void)
Anya? Combusting at the slightest thank-you for the snacks and meds and also avoiding eye contact like it’s a sport
And Daisuke? Man’s your 24/7 cheerleader, yelling “YOU’RE AMAZING!” at 6 AM while trailing you like a puppy. The rest of the crew’s this close to losing it ’cause he’s stealing their thunder
Everything's unfolding while both you and Swansea watch side by side
The man sighed and muttered something under his breath. He’s got the tiniest smirk, though
“Yeah, these idiots are on you now.”
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bwv572 · 6 months ago
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The wikipedia article for dead internet theory is one of the best examples I've seen of just how retarded wikipedia has become. The entire article was created just to dismiss the concept as a conspiracy theory. This is the opening sentence:
The dead Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts, due to a coordinated and intentional effort, the Internet now consists mainly of bot activity and automatically generated content manipulated by algorithmic curation to control the population and minimize organic human activity.[1][2][3][4][5] 
And you might think to yourself, wait, there's nothing about this phenomenon that requires a conspiracy. That bots would eventually outnumber humans is the inevitable product of 30+ years of bot and AI development, helped by the fact that just one person can run 100+ bots. We all know bot farms exist and that states have their hand in AI development, but just as many bots are run by normal people, and no amount of this is actually coordinated for some larger explicitly stated end: it's actually complete chaos with no end goal, with individual actors working for fun, for research, or for whatever other benefit, with no real concern for how their botting affects other networks or "civilians".
And the talk page thought of all these points. The editors responded to the above objection with "we have reliable sources that call it a conspiracy theory. Check those citations".
The more obvious position, the one actually used by the people who came up with the term to begin with, wouldn't have ever stated itself as "not a conspiracy", because no conspiracy was even being alleged, thus no "reliable sources" can be cited with the explicit claim "the following theory is not intended to be a conspiracy theory"
The kicker is that you click the reliable sources they quote, and the first one never alleges a conspiracy to begin with, it posits that it is a "speculation about the future of the internet". The second article calls it a "conspiracy theory", but in the colloquial sense of an "out there idea", which is a usage I have always hated. For instance, people call "bigfoot" a conspiracy theory - a conspiracy is a secret coordinated plan to commit a crime - that some big humanoid animal lives in the woods is not a plan to commit a crime. The "conspiracy theory" that "the moon isn't real" isn't a plan to commit a crime. These are just memes.
But, a "reliable source" written by a millennial woman used the term as a meme and now wikipedia cites it as an actual conspiracy and you're not allowed to change that framing unless you join a wikipedia council and vote to completely overhaul the editorial framing of this article.
There are much worse instances of this, but this is a good example of how retarded this all is because you don't really need a position on the article to understand that you don't need to frame it in that way for any of the information in the article to make sense.
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aingeal98 · 25 days ago
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Barbara Gordon tech genius alright. Knows every coding language and invented some of her own, can break into any device in under 5 minutes whether it's Tim's phone or the Pentagon servers. Can actually tell useful algorithms that are labelled AI from the nonsense people are trying to market nowadays. Will likely end up building her own actual AI far beyond what current tech dreams of and more impressively will not have it go rogue and destroy everything.
Jim Gordon on the other hand? Still struggles with a smartphone. Never knows how to use a camera during video calls. People tell him to download an app and he stares helplessly before asking if there's another way. Pays in cash nine times out of ten and refuses to do Internet banking because he doesn't trust the system.
All this to say the reason Babs, Cass and Jim don't do family dinners very often is that it always descends into using Babs as tech support. Jim complains about a problem, Cass offers the age old ever useful advice "ask Barbara to fix it.", and Babs sighs and gets ready to show her dad how to add someone on WhatsApp. Again. How is she the only person in this family who can use a touchscreen without accidentally exiting to the home screen? At least Cass can order the computer to do things, Jim is just hopeless.
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oh-nooooooooo · 3 months ago
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"why are people mad, its just a trend that creates images inspired from ghibli"
Because. Its common knowledge that AI cannot *create* art. It collects algorithms and data from the global database and generates an image based on your prompt - in simple language - steals bits and pieces from other artworks and puts together a final image devoid of any human soul. Unlike real artists being inspired from ghibli and choosing to draw in ghibli style, Ai generated images are basically just theft. Of someone's hardwork and ideas.
Hayao Miyazaki has hand-drawn every single scene in all 22 films under Studio Ghibli. And now years of his hardwork is being used by some ai tech guy for cash grab without his permission, and No artist deserves this.
People will move on from this trend in a few weeks, but I'm proud of the actual ghibli fans for not treating art like a commodity which sadly enough, seems to be so rare now.
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machine-saint · 2 years ago
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i think in the long term the term "AI" is going to suffer the same fate as "algorithms" or "chemicals" where the popular discourse uses it just to mean "thing with vibes i don't like"; unclear how the concept of video game enemy AI will shake out in this. obviously it'll still exist, but I can't say whether people will go 'yeah video game AI is fine' or if we'll start seeing people go "our video game doesn't use AI, just a hand-crafted set of decisions based on inputs and strategic goals"
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perseidlion · 9 months ago
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Streaming in Kaos
Well, it happened. I can't say that I'm surprised that KAOS has been cancelled by Netflix. I am a little surprised at the speed at which it was axed. Only a month after it aired, and it's already gone.
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That has me wondering if the decision to cancel was made before the show even aired. We have to remember that marketing is the biggest cost after production. If the Netflix brass looked at the show and either decided (through audience testing, AI stuff or just their own biases) that it wasn't going to be a Stranger Things-level hit, they probably chose at that moment to slash its marketing budget.
That meant there was pretty much no way that KAOS was ever going to hit the metrics Netflix required of it to get a season 2.
What makes me so angry about this (other than the survival of a show relying on peoples' biases or AI) is that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you decide before a show is ever going to air that it won't be a success, then it probably won't be. If you rely on metrics and algorithms and AI to analyze art, you will never let something surprise you. You'll never let it grow. You'll never nurture the cult hits of the future or the next franchise.
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Netflix desperately needs people behind the scenes that believe in stories and potential over metrics. Nothing except the same old predictable dreck is ever going to be allowed to survive if you don't believe in the stories you're telling.
The networks and streamers have a huge problem on their hands. They need big hits and to build the franchises of the future to sustain their current model (which is horribly broken.) But people have franchise fatigue and aren't showing up for known IPs like they used to. The fact that Marvel content is definitely not a sure thing anymore is a huge canary in the coal mine for franchise fatigue. People aren't just tired of Marvel, they're tired of the existing worlds both on the big screen and the small one. Audiences are hungry for something new.
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It is telling that the most successful Marvel properties of the last few years have been the ones that do something different. Marvel is smart to finally pull out The X-Men because that is a breath of fresh air and something people are hungry to see more of.
There's pretty much no one behind the scenes (except for maybe AMC building The Immortal Universe) that is committing to really taking the time to build these new worlds. Marvel built the MCU by playing the long game. That paid dividends for a solid decade even if it's dropping off now. That empire was built not with nostalgia for existing IP (don't forget the MCU was built with B and C tier heroes) but with patience. Marvel itself seems to have forgotten this in recent years.
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Aside from that, I think people really want stories that aren't connected to a billion other things. That takes commitment on the part of the audience to follow and to get attached to. People WANT three to five excellent seasons of a show that tells its own story and isn't leaving threads out there for a dozen spinoffs. We're craving tight storytelling.
KAOS could have been that. Dead Boy Detectives could have been that. So could Our Flag Means Death, Lockwood and Co, Shadow and Bone, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, Willow, and a dozen other shows with great potential or were excellent out of the gate.
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If you look at past metrics, you only learn what people used to like, not what they want now. People are notoriously bad about articulating what they want, but boy do they know it when they see it. Networks have to go back to having a dozen moderate successes instead of constantly churning through one-season shows that get axed and pissing off the people who did like it in a hamfisted attempt to stumble on the next big thing.
The networks desperately need to go back to believing in their shows. Instead, they keep cutting them off at the knees before they ever get a chance because some algorithm told them the numbers weren't there.
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