#kinda gay of them if u ask me 🙄

[en-chi-la-da]

idk theyre just lookin' @ each other or smth

[senbbonzakura]

Main 3 with a reader who collects manga, figures,posters and is overall a big nerd?

main 3 with a reader who likes anime

🗯️ tw : mentions of freaky figures n all dat

💭 a/n : ofc anon!

Stan :

finds that kinda cool lmao

hes kinda that type of person to either get super obsessed with a movie and spend every single second of his free time to watch it or watch 10 minutes of the show, ditch it and forget it exists

so if u ask him to watch smth with you, you need to choose an anime that hed like

otherwise he will zone out after a few minutes and get busy with something else

i feel like he would be into animes with murder, yk? like angels of death, chainsaw man, another, etc..

"boku no pico?😊"

"no.."

he knows dat shit

he actually likes how ur room is covered in anime stuff

gives him a vibe

feels watched by all the posters if ur busy with the freaky tho...

Kyle :

id say he doesnt like anime that much but i think he just lowk doesnt care lol

like u do u girl

if ur obsessed with some hot anime guy he will pretend hes jealous

"but look omg isnt he so hot.."

"so what are u gonba leave me for him now or what🙄"

will call u a simp when he sees ur room

he would find the figures interesting tho

if u have like a shelf for all the figures he will just stand next to it and watch every single one

"can i touch them?"

will "GIRL." you if u have any 'freaky' figures

im just sayin

Kenny :

if u show him ur room hes like

"thats so hot"

will investigate every single poster

"shes so pretty wtf, who is she??"

asks u if u have any freaky mangas

if so, he wants to see them

"but theyre abt 2 gay males.."

"even better😝"

ends up scrolling thru the freaky scenes and makes funny faces while looking at them

one second hes 😐 and then like 😧🤯

[munamania]

listening to good luck babe in a room with three bisexual girls deemed its own personal circle of hell literally not because i’m biphobic 🙄 but bc the one asked me if she’s still valid after going ‘do u know chappell roan’ like a week after that came out. bitch do i know chappell roan. i was there for the glb release show i post abt her all the time i dressed up as her for halloween don’t play w me and then to be like Yeah that slapssss… but erm… i’m still valid as a bisexual girlie right? no but not for any of the reasons you’re thinking about just because you’re annoying me as fuck and well also you said and i quote “my dating mantra rn is fuck men but i’m scared of women” so you’re just an insecure little pussy and have managed to microaggress me as someone apparently in the community like damn it’s possible to be bitchless and still kinda swag i’m living proof and don’t look too far into that. anyway. and you tried to tell me to think of ur ugly white man as a butch so i could see the attraction oh god like actually kill yourself that’s so disrespectful sorry i’m still there. and while the three of them are varying degrees of chill (one is in a long term relationship with a man and solely attracted to blondes as a blonde) (one probably would have kissed me last night if i didn’t get stupid wasted) we still had to have the like ermmmm… so i’m confused… is billie eilish gay then or? conversation. like girl i don’t well know her exact identity but she’s talking about cherishing eating pussy and dating women so. i think we have a safe bet. there is one aspect to her sexuality that we r certain of rn. so anyway when glb comes on after the billie album it’s basically silent except for me singing to myself to out sing the heinous one (being my la roomie) who does have a music career btw and if i’m feeling bitchy enough later maybe i’ll share the spotify links because they are so god awful and on the first day of meeting her i had to listen to several songs on our living room tv and keep a straight face and be normal and then it happened again when other ppl on the trip came over. so

[dungeonbf]

hide, midnight, nightmare for sigge?:33

HIIII J squeezes you into slime, thank u for the ask!!!

hide: What does your OC hide? Why do they hide it?

oh man, rubs hands together... sigge, on a more lighthearted note, is sooo embarrassed about liking well-known, popular metal (megadeth, metallica, pantera, to name a few) and will go to extreme lengths to hide said interest for them. any mainstream merch he has is hidden deep in the recesses of his closet 💔 this is all because he spends 15 hours a day on metal circlejerk subreddits that inflame his belief that anything popular is Bad + his elitist tendencies... if he's wearing a megadeth shirt around you, it's a sign of incredibly deep trust, like he takes his elitism dead seriously. besides more surface-level stuff, his sexuality is also something he hides - not only from others, but himself as well. this is in part due to a pretty conservative upbringing, his parents being adamant that he find a nice girl and settle down, but also that he views his sexuality as emasculating - it's something he thinks he shouldn't be burdened with. i think in the first couple months we're together, he's very stiff and distant, because you know, "oh fuck. i'm with a man." ... eventually, though, he learns to come to terms with himself -- i don't think he'd ever be super like, vocal about his sexuality, even post-coming out. not in a repressed way any longer, but more like content & quiet acceptance. "yes, i am gay, yes i have a boyfriend, but that's not really anyone's business" is like his stance on it... 🤔🤔

midnight: What keeps your OC up at night? Do they have nightmares? Fears? Anxieties? What do they do in the small hours of the morning when they should be sleeping?

i think he struggles to sleep in general, not necessarily to the point of insomnia but a lot of tossing and turning - a lot of time trying to fall asleep is spent ruminating on past encounters with people. i've said this before but he is ... incredibly arrogant and not very self-aware, so he stays up pondering why exactly people turn away from him :( sad little guy. along that same vein, he's afraid of loss - he can recognize that others aren't drawn to him (for whatever reason 🙄🙄) and thus, he's incredibly scared of losing the people he DOES have. makes him genuinely nauseous thinking about it and leads to a lot of sleepless nights. usually, his routine for combatting this fear is blowing up my phone with messages, ranging in levels of neediness, before eventually calling me enough times that i wake up and we chat for a bit, soothing his fear enough to sleep. (a more mundane fear of sigge's are spiders)

nightmare: What does your OC have nightmares about? How do they deal with their nightmares? Do they tell people, or keep it to themself?

a lot of sigge's fears focus on, as I mentioned before, loss -- getting betrayed, abandonment, and similar themes definitely play a part in his nightmares. Alongside that, I think death, too, is a common experience in his nightmares -- not necessarily his own, but more like, finding the bodies of his loved ones and being unable to do anything to reverse it. While none of it is based in truth, it leaves him pretty shaken, covered in cold sweat. He mayyy divulge the details of whatever nightmare to my s/i, but it's brief and more of a mumbled groan. Usually, I think he'd be more comfortable just vaguely complaining about having "shitty dreams" and nesting against my s/i to help him fall back asleep. If sleeping against me isn't an option, he kinda gets up, paces around, and tries to write song lyrics inspired by his dreams. (Think "Deathcrush" by Mayhem type lyrics.)

[aqueeracademic]

morse being queer (and other commentary) pt 14:

season 4, episode 2, “Canticle”:

- so far this season isn’t very gay 🫤

- i miss jakes ‼️‼️

- SINGGGGG BITCH

- this music video would be a target pride ad tbh

- don’t even try to say i’m wrong

- wait isn’t this episode super gay?

- IT IS

- omg

- get ready for me to go absolutely ballistic

- character hasn’t even introduced himself yet and we r already seeing his entire ass

- also can this lady stfu?

- “‘kiss me.’” “what?!”

- morse panicking every time theres even a suggestion of physically intimacy is so….

- anyways

- as someone who grew up in colorado, i forget constantly that weed has ever been illegal

- the way morse looks at the younger brother when he meets the band

- clocks the queer and is immediately interested 🥰

- i actually have 0 clue if that’s the gay one i’m just guessing

- “never did anything for me.”

- thursday smokes pot and listens to the grateful dead is my new hc for him

- “you ever tried it?” “i’m a serving police officer!” MORSE U ARE LAME BOO BOO BOO

- “you put enough beer away.”

- TELL EM THURSDAY

- “beer is brain food.”

- YOU TELL EM MORSE

- [i am fully joking. smoking is bad for you, and i would never encourage it under any circumstances. i would also never shame anyone for partaking. i do vouch for the legalization of drugs such as marijuana and shrooms tho. just do what u wanna do!]

- i love summertime because they’re all walking around in just their shirt sleeves 🥰

- thursday and morse just laughing at this lady is so real of them

- the daughter immediately becoming attracted to morse because of how he talks to her mom is the realest shit i’ve ever seen

- i am obsessed with The Wildwood

- like i said in the tiger episode, the episodes where a woman is guilty are always more interesting and this one is the PRIME example

- let’s not pretend like loads of rock songs aren’t based on poetry

- they could have been onto something 🙄🙄

- this band is a bunch of 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

- debryn choking morse ???????

- like okay

- pressing up against his back and shit

- i love these two together

- given the marching band coats they’re all wearing i wanna say this band is supposed to represent the beatles during their sergeant pepper days which had me wondering which of the beatles this writer thinks is gay

- joy pettybon is SO ANNOYING 🙄🙄

- this song is an absolute banger

- so basically the position the gay guy has in the band is the same as john lennon for the most part

- so this writer thinks john is a lil 💅

- and i respect that

- however!

- the english band that was supposed to tour with the kinks and got denied their visas was the Moody Blues so they could be referencing that band also

- THURSDAY IS SO MEAN

- pettybon’s daughter is kinda…

- jk

- free her from this hell tho!

- the way he goes 🤫 at her after she asks him not to tell about the cigarette

- i’m obsessed w him 😭

- the way her talking about homosexuals is not even an outdated argument

- like

- we have not progressed

- props to this guy for standing up for himself and other queer people

- and i hate that nick is the one she said all that homophobic shit to directly

- i know morse hated her ass

- “he’s a pervert” SHUT UR BITCHASS UP

- as a gay, i can guarantee you gay people want nothing to do w ur dirty ass kids

- “it was about love. she said it was dirty. how can love be dirty?” “well if it isn’t then i suspect you aren’t doing it right.”

- HES FUCKING GAY

- this man jessop is talking about writing about the queer experience and wondering how it can be dirty and morse tells him that if it isn’t a little bit then he isn’t doing it right

- that’s like a quadruple entendre

- he’s fucking queer and that line alone proved it to me

- also good on him for telling joy her supporters got violent with jessop

- she’s a bitch

- her performative goodwill-doing is SO ACCURATE

- HOW HAVE WE NOT PROGRESSED???

- oh this bettina girl is a hoe

- good for her!

- morse instinctively straightening up when he decided to have a drink w her 💀💀

- he’s such a whore

- this girl straight up called his life sad because he’s alone 😭😭😭

- like she’s right but goddam girl

- “you seem lonely”

- FINAL STRAW

- death by chocolate is so wild

- the way she catches morse’s eye the day after and he just looks away 😬

- “the threat was made against you. so far as i can see, you’re still here.”

- GO MORSE GO

- the way morse smiles while jessop goes off about pettybon

- and the way that after they accuse him he looks to morse

- people go to morse for comfort in every scenario i hate it here

- OMFG I HATE JOY

- her daughter has NO FRIENDS and sought comfort in an older man via CONVERSATION because her father died and she’s projecting and her mom slaps her across the face for it

- like what the fuck 😀

- i. hate. her.

- the way nick is mourning a lover this entire episode and we don’t know until the very end

- and the way that queer people had to mourn silently for lovers, dead or alive, just because they couldn’t be together

- and people still now have to do that

- i’m sick.

- this is my favorite episode if you couldn’t tell

- combines my two favorite things

- gay people and the 1960s progressive movement via its ties to rock music and bands

- like i live for this shit

- also detectives

- i love a detective

- “comparing his [nick’s] lyrics to james joyce and oscar wilde” AKA TWO QUEER AUTHORS (joyce was only alleged it’s never been proven)

- like how did people not clock him as a homosexual

- tf?

- trewlove is so real for being a serious police officer and genuinely a genius while also being a boy band fan

- the reverend literally shit himself to death

- i’m not laughing 😐😐

- morse listening to rock and roll agenda ‼️‼️‼️

- nah this girl is wild for showing up to his flat

- him letting her in is even crazier

- his face when he says “no more than usual” IM SCREAMING

- why is he so 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

- i’m gonna lose my mind over him

- her asking him if she’s gonna burn in hell and him being like 🫤 like girl he does not believe in hell

- YOU WHAT

- “i love you” GIRL WHAT?????????

- his face

- boy said

- 😮😧

- “there’s someone else” GIRL U WERE NOT EVEN ON THE ROSTER

- “nick wrote it about me”

- girl….

- and then says she’s not allowed to go to the Enchanted Place but fully lets morse go

- like queen

- she looked at nick and said I Know What You Are and then committed murder over it

- so wild!

- PLEASE IM DYING

- bro gets offered a drink and says no SO aggressively

- trying not to catch the sleeping with suspects allegations out here

- nick reaching for his drink the second barry comes up 😭😭

- i feel so bad for this kid 😀 but i’m normal about it i swear 😀

- “don’t you want to expand your mind?” translates directly to “i know ur gay and u should act on it”

- “you ever tried em [mushrooms]?” “only as part of an english breakfast.”

- and then BOTH OF THEM GIGGLING?????

- morse couldn’t help but flirt huh

- i hate him

- and then smiling at him genuinely and asking him about his interests???

- hello.

- PLEASE THE SMILE WHILE NICK EXPLAINS WHATS BEYOND THE DOOR

- AND THE WAY HIS FACE DROPS WHEN NICK SAYS “infinite love”??????

- he figures it out really early on he just didn’t want to out him

- i stand by that

- “there is no shame. no guilt.”

- and morse finally breaks eye contact and looks away??????

- this scene is so inherently queer

- and then nick finally breaking down over barry 😭😭😭😭

- and morse is just not judgmental

- he KNOWS what happened between them 😐 and he won’t out nick 😐

- i’m normal about this episode 😀

- morse refusing to look at her naked 😧 sir i need you to be normal

- “Well, i hope you’ve arrested him. Dudley Jessop. He’s an abomination in the eyes of our lord.”

- “Strangely enough, the police training manual omits to mention abominations.”

- i just want to point out that no one in this entire show defends queer people the way morse does and i feel like it’s really telling

- just like jessop, he stands up for queer people

- they are comparing the two of them

- and they juxtapose him to nick while also making it clear that there’s something similar between them

- like HELLO????

- wake up.

- writing my dissertation about this episode

- anyways ‼️

- “Thankfully, Thursday and I can remember a time when people were decent.”

- the way morse looks absolutely disgusted by her

- i love him

- morse is literally celebrating in his mind when this lady gets arrested

- he’s so fucking happy 💀

- “he’s hiding something.”

- once again, i fully believe that morse KNOWS that nick is queer

- he knows that nick was with barry

- but he refuses to out him

- morse going back to nick’s spot because he knows where he goes to escape is so…

- morse just understands the queer people in this show and i’m obsessed w it

- nick 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

- justice for my boy!

- his brother is so real for keeping the girls away from him

- this girl is FUCKED for fully melting his brain to cover for herself

- i hate her

- debryn is awfully aware of the culture surrounding acid 🤨

- anything you’d like to tell us doctor?

- i like thursday referencing cain and abel

- makes u think it might have been the brother’s doing

- but no!

- i love a lil red herring

- morse finding the proof of nick’s relationship with barry 😬

- he can’t keep it on the dl now

- how unfortunate

- always sucks when ur fellow gays are tied up in murder 🙄

- “it was what he deserved.”

- GET HER BETTINA

- saying that someone deserved to die because of how they were “carrying on”???????

- ma’am

- you married a gay man

- it’s as simple as that

- there’s no need for all this hatred

- just divorce and move on there’s no need to drive people to end it all

- “she’ll be back.” “no. she won’t.”

- GET HER THURSDAY!!!!

- trewlove being a fan of boy bands is the ONLY reason morse solved this case so here’s a shoutout to all my boy band girlies out there!

- it’s me. i am the boy band girlie

- morse’s freckles 🥰🥰🥰

- the lemonade was already spiked when he drank it which means that girl was tripping ballsack and speaking completely normally

- good for her

- he drank so much 💀💀💀

- bro is about to meet god

- ope i was wrong

- nick is bisexual

- bisexual awareness!!

- OSCAR WILDE APPRECIATION

- morse being privy to the contents of a book about… actually i won’t say 🤨

- the book is called Justine by de Sade

- if ur curious

- the contents are sensitive tho so be wary

- ANYWAYS

- i always appreciate queer people from that period using oscar wilde as a means of communication or identifying other queer people

- and the fact that morse knows that off the top of his head…

- oh my god

- chris and nick 💀

- what all of you don’t know is that i assumed chris was the gay one at the beginning of the episode because i couldn’t remember which of them was gay

- and i wrote in these notes that it was him

- and then went back and deleted it because i was wrong and it was nick

- BUT I WAS FUCKING CORRECT

- CHRIS IS QUEER TOO

- i’m losing my mind

- just like morse is about to 🥰

- morse having a bad trip is so unfortunate

- it would b interesting to see him have a good trip and change his entire perspective on drugs tbh

- except that he has an addictive personality

- so it’s actually good he had a bad trip and will never even attempt drugs again!

- we won ladies

- his waist is soO SNATCHED

- morse 🥺🥺

- i don’t wanna know what he was hallucinating but yes i do

- because i’m a nosy bitch.

- “he went to hell and back.”

- thursday gets it

- morse in a wife beater agenda‼️‼️🗣️

- “what day is it?” “corned beef.” “it’s friday.”

- I LOVE THEM OH MY GOD

- i hate it here

- there’s no way that pillow is comfy

- why is it up so high

- oh my god he’s so fine

- GOOD FOR YOU BETTINA

- nah joan is foul for calling him and then not saying anything

- absolutely foul.

- to be quite honest i’m not sure i can forgive her after this little plot point

- so for anyone who isn’t privy to tarot card meanings:

- the hanged man, upright, means the person is experiencing sacrifice and martyrdom. this is obviously applicable to morse as he is very self sacrificial. martyrdom is typically defined as suffering or death to obtain sympathy; this can be applied to morse as he is intentionally being made to suffer by the people around him and it is causing people to swarm to him. we will see more of this in the future.

- the lovers, upright, represents duality and union as well as an important relationship. it is interesting that they chose to display this card upright given he keeps losing people he loves and the card in reverse (representing loss of balance and disharmony) would be more fitting. it does mean, though, that he could be seeing a relationship coming into his life that will provide him balance and unity

[shytastemakerthing]

hii!! U seem so cool- but anyway,, could i get a twisted wonderland match up? My grammar kinda sucks and my auto corrects off so😭

I would like for it to be more romantic, if thats ok! Also pls dont match me up with any of the 1st years since i would honestly just adopt them in twst😭

Sooo im an enfp 7w6, scorpio, green flag.. Yeahhh

But other than that,, (about to write a whole essay abt my personality) what abt my personality?

Soo im honestly kindaa uhm,, goldfish-like; i have a crap memory. and whenever in a serious situation, one where you need to stay on guard, i instantly calm down after someone cracks a joke and forget abt the whole situation.. So bcuz of that i get called "the goldfish of (gc name)" 🥲

But im really motherly and caring! I always take care of my loved ones like a nurse, so pretty much- im my friends personal nurse AND doctor (as someone who startes studying abt medical stuff when i was like 10,, young, ik) i also take care of stray animals whenever i get the chance. feeding them, taking care of their wounds, whatever! Im a good balance of childish and mature, though i fall more on the childish side! I honestly give out 'sad, wet cat' vibes at first, since i mostly spend time alone, sulking abt being alone, reading in the library alone.. but im the total opposite! Honestly kinda weird but in a good way? Super kind, and generous, and sympathetic, i always consider other peoples feelings first ofc! Honestly kind of a people pleaser🥲 softhearted person with anger issues huhu.. Also keyword 'with anger issues' because i can and will beat someone up who did one simple thing to make me mad, even if theyre like 6'2 IDGAF FIGHT ME IM 5'10 ITS NOT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE🙄🙄 veryvery energetic or the opposite, depends. havent slept for like 2 weeks straight😇

Now I'll just say the exact words my friends said when i asked them what they thought of me-

"funny, cute, and she lavs astronomy ahhajaja" "ure the friend whos effortlessly funny but gay /j but srsly youre the friend whos funny but super girlboss whenever there are fights and uses emojis every sentence they send" "the fish i ate for dinner" "cute nmn, and fun too, but annoying sometimes😒" "youre literally just like your father but as a girl,, stubborn, charming, ignorant, brave.. And you even have the same facial feaures." "Soft girl vibes" "VOODOO DOLL SELLER IKAW"

And for my hobbies.. I have a lot tbh LEMME JUST-

Astronomy; stargazing.. IT GIVES ME SO MUCH PEACE OMG

Exploring; going to abandoned and apparently 'haunted' places brings me so much joy somehow

Dancing; practicing ballet but my friends drag me to learn the choreo of a kpop song😭

Singing; opera😻

Sports; BADMINTON, BASKETBALL, SOCCER, VOLLEYBALSLSMSJKAHSKXVJSDJ LOBVE THIS

Gaming; tbh i rarely do it anymore😭

Collecting; plushies, seashells, etc..

Art; SCULPTING, DIGITAL, TRADITIONAL, MUSIC, ETC. I CAN DO IT ALL OMGG

Thats all i think😔 I dont wanna waste ur time so thank you huhuu BYEE HAVE A GREAT YEAR MWAMWA

-lav hoshii

Hello and thank you for your request! Honestly I had a lot of fun reading over this and I believe I have just the guy for you so here we go!

I match you with.......

Floyd Leech

🦐 You two bounce off of each other so freaking much that it is insane. At this point, you're the most interesting person in his life and he isn't planning on letting you go ANY time soon and that's a fact.

🦐 Floyd is someone who butts heads with a lot of people, and I mean, a LOT of people. He's not one to shy away from a fight, even in those ones where he is clearly out numbered. It's more fun for him. But what he really loves is how you patch him up after each and every one. Sure, you badger him about all of these fights, but it's only because you care about him, and as you place a kiss to each wrap and bandaid, he can only hopelessly grin at you...... he is smitten.

🦐 Your memory isn't the best, and while Floyd seems like the aloof type, he is actually very smart, very perceptive, and has an excellent memory. He will remember anything you can't and it greatly comes in handy when needed.

🦐 Being with Floyd, also means you will be seeing a lot of Jade. Sorry, they're a two for one package deal (Azul's words). And while his twin was highly skeptical of you at first (when is he not skeptical of someone?), just seeing you with Floyd, and all the shenanigans you both get up too and how you always take care of him, you're basically family now at this point.

🦐 He is in the basketball club! Which is perfect for you! You love basketball and you two have player 1v1 quite a lot. Just be careful, because he can and WILL get competitive. Also, if you wear his jersey to his games, he has this derpy smile the entire time and will be showing off just for you. He turns into an absolute beast on the court. You're now the good luck charm of the NRC basketball team and Ace and Jamil always make sure you're there.

🦐 He finds out early on in the relationship about your habit of collecting sea shells. Now, because of him that collection has expanded a great amount. Look, you're dating a merman, he can and will be going under the water to gather the best and biggest shells thay he can find for your ccollection. But your personal favorite is a little cream colored chipped clam shell. He brought that one back after finding it randomly on a walk and it is now the most cherished one in the collection.

🦐 The way your mood fluctuates matches how his does, and while it annoyed him at first (like, is this how Jade and Azul feel when his does that?), he was able to quickly find out what can set you off or change your mood and is able to quickly adjust accordingly. Though he will admit that you look pretty hot when you get angry and tackle someone twice your size.

🦐 He would absolutely love to go exploring with you. It can be boring, it can be dangerous, so much could happen that you just don't know and that's what makes it exciting! If you ever get bored of looking at the supposedly haunted houses, he'll happily supply a breathing potion and he can show you some really cool shipwrecks!

🦐 Overall, a relationship with the reckless eel with legs is nothing short of an adventure. You know you'll never be bored, he loves how considerate you are with him and how you take care of him. And Azul and Jade are beyond thankful that you can actually get him to focus on his work, only if you're there, though 😅

[bbgmessi]

It’s a lot of thoughts I shall give you a list

1. Alpha Jude coming to City and Erling is estatic. It’s 100% platonic though and Jude is a respectful alpha but Erling’s alpha odegaard is THREATENED. Making sure to scent erling extra if he can smell Jude on him, ruining the boys plans to hang out and being combative in person. Erling has to pull martin aside to assure him that that he ans Jude are just friends and martin and Jude make up and become besties.

2. O!julian and o!erling having a nice day in Manchester. That’s it, they go for lunch, walk in the park get Starbucks ans social media is loosing their fucking minds because they’re the cutest couple ever.

3. Omega foden riding the fuck out of omega erling then switching off bc erling needs relief too

4. Asking alpha!odegaard to come help bc he’s the only one they trust

5. I love kid fics what about o!erling x another omega (Jude or whoever) parenting a kid!!(maybe it’s foden bc he had a kid or like the omega who isn’t erling Carries them) ans they switch off on who’s watching the baby, w child care ans their parents help and they fall in love bc they don’t need an alpha to be a family.

So yeah thanks for that lol

literally thank YOU. i love these thoughts 😭

1. poor martin being jealous he has no idea where it came from bc before jude he didn’t worry about anyone but erling just likes jude So Much he feels left out… and he doesn’t know how to talk about it and erling has to tell him to CHILL. and it’s a touchy subject bc martin does need reassurance too, he wants to feel like he’s enough for erling 😔

2. o/o julian and erling are growing on me so much there’s so much i could use their differences to say and they’d be SO cute. media accepting them a little more bc they can assign the traditional gender roles to them even if it means they’ll basically view erling as an alpha without letting him get any of the privileges that come with it… poor julian just wanting to hang out w his boyfriend but no one will shut up about it… the social media o/o omegas would have the time of their lives though, literal otp

3. their relationship starting out as purely fwb when erling says he’s gay and foden just wants to try, like he’s only been with alphas before but erling is big and strong and warm and protective… and slowly but surely foden learns how it feels to be on both ends of the strap on… and they dance around it for a while until erling is like. this is a date? yeah . yeah it is

4. im not sure if u meant they as in erling and foden but good alpha martin…. YEAH. erling being like no yeah i know a guy who can help. and it’s fucking ødegaard? phil would pass out lol. but martin is very chill about it and all relaxed and it helps phil calm down and idk what the vibes would be in a threesome bc martin is the one erling is usually needy with but also there’s another omega there too maybe he steps up for a while first to then be brought down… many thoughts

5. aww o/o family building, everyone worries what the kid will do growing up without an alpha and erling is like well he’ll probably be better off statistically… and everyone loses their mind lol. but also erling who never really wanted kids mostly bc he was rly scared off it and he was so tired off everyone asking him about it and encouraging him to not go on the implant and think about how football would affect his fertility and he was just like 🙄 but then he gets with phil and he already has his kid and he just… kinda likes being a parent in ways he never thought😭

[a-joke-about-bats]

Thoughts on other Joker ships like:

riddlejokes lex jokes

I guess following the naming scheme joker x scarecrow would be Scarejokes lol

I love this ask! In my opinion Joker loves Batman the most and that's his #1, but he definitely fucks around with other people.

Riddlejokes: 90/10

I don't ship these 2 in a romantic way, but I KNOW THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS. DC TOLD ME SO THEMSELVES. The way they HATE eachother but also Joker has shown mutual respect towards Riddler like when he asked him for help in Dotf. Riddlejokes is prime best friend material among the rogues gallery!!!!! I'm a huge huge huge fan. I think Jokers best friend order goes: Harley, Catwoman, Riddler.

Lexjokes: 100/10

I KNOW THESE 2 FUCK. there is no way they don't. Lex falls right into Joker's type of the billionaire with an attitude. Also they both love someone else so the conditions of their relationship is very explicit between them. Fuck buddies and the best of the A-list villains. Lex finds Joker an absolute nuisance but that never stops Joker does it? They are coworkers and are heavy players in the legion of doom and I think they are around eachother often. Love Lexjokes 💖

Catjokes: 9/10

Again, not romantically but THESE 2. THESE 2 AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP!!!!! OH MY GOD it's so good. My favorite Joker relationship outside of Batjokes. The one thing I hate about it tho is how.... kinda homophobic it feels if u look at it logically. Like Joker is just a tool for a writer to be like "look at Joker be the homophobic nightmare trope! He's trying to breakup the main heteroship!" BUT WHEN U IGNORE THAT BECAUSE FRANKLY THATS DCs M.O. THEY ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC SOMETIMES 🙄🙄 Joker and Selina have such an interesting relationship. They understand eachother because they both love the same man,only opposite sides of him. and it's so interesting how Joker is jealous of Selina and Selina is jealous of Joker, but they get together to hang out often. It's like.... frenemies but in a way that's deeper than riddlejokes? It's hard for me to articulate why I love these 2 as a catty friendship but they hit different.

Jarley: 0/10

Hell no. I hate them together romantically it's AWFUL and so bad. I don't like how Harley thinks of Joker as a victim. And how Joker treats Harley is self explanatory as to why I loathe it. I do love Joker and Harley as gay besties tho in a similar vain to Lego Batman! Also, I think it's a super complicated ship because I think Joker used Harley, but later on I think his feelings became more serious and he kinda loved her because he talks all this talk about killing her but when push comes to shove he never does and he also KNOWS that she knows him better than anyone- even Batman. It's so wierd. I am not trying to romanticize it at all and I despise the ship, but Harley's influence on his life should not be ignored or chalked down.

Punchjokes: -100000000/10

Fuck. No.

Scarecrow + Joker: 5/10

I don't see it, but I gave it a 5 cus it's not crack and there's basis for the ship. BUT scarecrow's a little bitch who I don't think Joker respects. I can't get behind this ship because Scarecrow is a sniveling rat that pisses me off. I will say tho their teamup during knightfall was funny.

Twoface + Joker: ?/10

I want to like this ship but I read a fic where the Twoface and Joker banged and it was so alarming ive been scared of this ship ever since. This ship is the monster that lives under the bed. I'm scared.... very scared of this pairing. ALSO for concrete evidence Joker said he doesn't respect twoface in dotf so I don't think the vibes match.

Penguin + Joker: 3/10

Okay so this one is wierd cus I'm pretty sure they hate eachother now but their rivalry is also kinda funny? And before the current interpretation of their dynamic, in the '66 version and around that time I think Joker and penguin got along really well. ALSO THE WAY PENGUIN LENDS JOKER ROOMS IN HIS LOUNGE DESPITE THE WIERD FUCKING SHIT HES CAUGHT JOKER DOING SKSBSKJSKSJJSJSOSKE.

Anyway, that's the end! I was pretty thorough! Hope u enjoy my opinions 💖

[ryansjane]

im fairly new to bl so i wanted to ask you: i finished futs recently and it really annoyed me when everytime one of them tried to touch or just show affection, the other would be annoyed or even scared. i realized i saw this in couple other BLs, like 2gether etc. im watching what did you eat yesterday, obv not expecting like a make out scene but dont they even kiss each other goodbye or hug??? its ok to hate PDA, but its ridicioulous/unrealistic when they still do that in private too. so, do you have any BL recs where it looks like both parties are into each other the same amount and show physical affection?

oooh, great ask! I've actually talked about the lack of intimacy in bl before, bc it's a very widespread problem. I would say part of it comes from the way thai dramas function in general bc even most straight couples have intimacy at very particular times when the plot calls for it & not in continuity like most couples irl. the two other aspects of it are, I would say, 1) that bl is mostly played by straight actors who still kinda have to "play it straight" on screen (bc it originated as a genre for straight women) if that makes sense, which means minimal intimacy & 2) bl shows LOOOVE their gender roles, meaning they love to have the "bottom" character play hard to get & reject the "top" character bc they think that's what feminine people are irl (the "bottom" is always coded as the representation of the viewer who is most of the time a woman, that's why 99% of the time, the main character who narrates the story is the "bottom"), little shy preys waiting for their big tall man to seduce them anyway 🙄 as for what did you eat yesterday, I'm gonna have to defend the show a bit even though I was also initially thrown off by the lack of pda. one of my lovely mutuals explained to me at the time that japanese dramas with older couples like wdyey almost never have pda, so apparently it's really not just bc this show has a gay couple & it's more of just a cultural thing.

finally, bc I've been ranting for too long lol, bl shows where both parties show each other as much physical affection:

I told sunset about you

crossing the line

life: love on the line

1000 stars

where your eyes linger

dark blue kiss (mostly morksun)

trapped

manner of death

like in the movies

second chance (mostly tongfah & paper)

my day

ingredients

be loved in house: I do

call it what you want

my tee

why r u (at least once the ships are dating)

y destiny

xxx

[nymeriaaa]

basically how i 'met' j (im guna call him j from now on cuz his name starts with j) was the whole tiktok thing but i told my friend hanna and she was like "oh i know him lolz" and i was like WHAA. so they went to primary school together or smn and were in the same friend group, hanna said j isnt as nice as he was in primary school but hes still waaay nicer than his eshay friends (smh)

and baaasically i hadnt told her i liked him or anything he said or did yet but thennn i went to where she sits at lunch to say hi and i was talking abt how my 'friend' (ill call her 👧) liked him and i was a bit angry so hanna asks my best friend (skye) who was with us if i liked him and skye said yes but THE THING IS. they did it without talking so the whole time i was so confused and hanna was doing this thing where it looked like she was shocked (idk i cant read facial expressions lol)

idek what they did but i dont think hanna approves 😻

but before then, i walked past j without freaking out so i went to my friend group and was like "i didnt have a gay panic are u proud of me" and 👧 was wondering who my crush was

the convo went like:

(mind u our school is really big [3000 or so ppl] so we dont know everyone in the school, especially not me with my autistic 'cant tell ppl apart' ass; i cant even tell everyone in my art class apart, ive had art class with them since i started school!)

👧: who do you like?

me: you probably dont know him

👧: what colour is his hair?

me: black 😶

👧: does he have glasses?

me: uhh yeah...

👧: i think ik who ur talking about

me: pfft no u dont, loads of people in this school have black hair and glasses

👧: is he wearing a beige jumper

me: fuck u know who he is.. HOW ON EARTH-

👧: hahaah i have a crush on him

skye: dont u have a boyfriend...

👧: yeah but it doesnt matter. that dude is mine and you better back off

me: dude tf, u dont even know his name. plus i have his insta and u dont

👧: idc back off

me: runs off crying* /j

SO THATS A THING NOW :")

wtfff

sorry but........ 👧 sounds kinda like a bitch? i meaaaaan it's like, you don't even know j's name AND you have a boyfriend? you literally can't call dibs... 🙄

id talk to him on insta. get friendly with him on there, doesn't have to be flirty or anything just befriend him?

[ging-pegger]

Ging and Kite

This is one of the hardest things ive ever been asked to do because I'm madly in love with them but 🙄🙄 even i will admit my shawties r not perfect.

First off ig were gonna have a go at ging ... first off this man is SO LAZY he doesnt even wash his fucking balls 💀💀💀 HES ONE OF THOSE MFS WHO YOU CAN JUST. SMELL FROM ACROSS THE ROOM HE'S VILE

hes one of those men that think wiping they ass is "gay" oh my god please his hygiene is terrible there are RAGS ON HIS FLOOR THAT HAVE MUSHROOMS GROWING FROM THEM. Good god hes absolutely a trash man. not to mention his crippling lack of personal responsibility and willingness to accept the consequences of his actions 🙄🙄 mf knocked some bitch up and couldn't even take care of his kid 🤨🤨🤨 kinda sussy to me.

he thinks that listening to weezer makes him cool

Kite... mf what the absolute fuck did you eat HOW. ARE TOU FUCKING 7'10??? MF IS AS TALL AS BIGFOOT. HES AS TALL AS BIGFOOT 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 literally stop fucking trees and go see a therapist u need it 🙄🙄🙄 ALSO CAN WE TALK ABT THE FACT HE WAS LIKE IN HIS LATE TEENS / EARLY 20S WHEN HE MET GING AND SOMEHOW FUCKING SPROUTED LIKE A BEANSTALK BETWEEN THE TIME HE MET HIM AND WHEN HE TRACKED HIM DOWN . Speaking of which, ☹ are we just not going to talk about how fucking fruity it is to track down ur elusive dilf teacher and then when he ACTS like hes going to punch you you just stand there 🤨🤨 kinda questionable 😳😳 im just sayin

[marukrawler]

bakugan battle brawlers episode 28 liveblogging

- this is the only recap i need lmao

- also we’re watching this with firefox bc the subs are hella small on chrome for some reason

- intro now includes joe. just vibing.

- into the doom dimension we go. which honestly kinda reminds me of the null void.

- reaper nooo. though im def digging the missing eye, it looks like he’s wearing an eye patch lmao

- the dan and drago reunion was p sweet ;w;

- what kinda title

- dan’s mom is really treating the frog phone accessory she got from dan for her birthday as if its like. the greatest thing she’s ever gotten. ma’am it probably cost 5 dollars.

- shun sleeps with his hair down too, what’s with these long-haired members and not sleeping with their hair tied up??

- masquerade just goes into peoples bedrooms and slips his challenges into their pockets instead of just?? sending those ppl a standard message?? on bakugan myspace?? he’s doing too much

- when dan’s mom eavesdropped on dan talking to drago, couldn’t she hear drago talk?? or

- i was thinking this angst over where dan is could have been avoided if they’d said that dan was staying at marucho’s place but at this point, they all think he’s dead or at the very least, that he’s never coming back. so lying would be pretty pointless huh

- completely forgot that tigress calls runo my lady

- social distancing pros

- julie going ‘im sorry’ might just have been her first english line ever

- gosh

- bro he’s in the shadow realm. that place has lousy wifi connection.

- bakugan: *leaving the room to discuss serious matters*

- joe:

- never change, joe

- bruh evening in what timezone?? you have a least four hours if its not winter time rn what are you talking about.

- sir is this the first rollerskate prototype?? what kinda design

- going to vestroia hOW

- lowkey we need a ‘the bakugan are left to fend for themselves’ type of episode.

- golem and his ‘i stand on solid concrete, therefore i am’

- thanks bro

- what a total tsundere. dare i say shundere.

- when does the sun set here?? 3.30 pm??? during summer????

- its actually p clever what they’re doing here. they’re reassuring their families and saying they’re going to stay at marucho’s for a while in case their return home drags out but also saying goodbye and having one last conversation with their loved ones in case they never come back.

- oh u know his grandpa will

- alice conveniently staying behind. as usual.

- runo was actually doing more harm than anything with that last video call to dan’s mom lmao

- an ‘ok gay boy 🙄’ seems very appropriate here

- did this dude marlemade forget he sent drago and dan to the shadow realm RIGHT IN FRONT of his four friends

- what makes you think runo’s still here though??

- bruh could you imagine if dan’s mom was part of this arc though

- a strangely dressed teenager makes four of your son’s friends disappear and when you ask him where everyone went, he says ‘death dimension’ and leaves. and somehow you still think everything is all dandy??? ma’am if you don’t pinch this blonde boy’s ear and make him tell you where your son is

- you let them know

- alrighty, so the trials officially begin in the next episode. can’t wait! i believe the first trial is julie’s? i’ve seen hers enough times as a kid to sorta remember what its about but im excited for it anyways!

[aqueeracademic]

morse being queer (and other commentary) pt. 3:

season 1, episode 3, “Rocket”:

TW: one tab briefly mentions s*xual harassment, it doesn’t come up again.

- rockets are for SURE phallic imagery

- strange is always looking so fine i do not care

- the way jakes eyes RAN to morse as soon as everyone left the nick 😧

- these men all just hate Nora bc she’s a powerful ass lady i’m obsessed with her

- morse correcting people’s spelling is gay and i won’t elaborate

- all this just to pull a curtain off a rocket what was the actual point

- ^ ignore that i DO understand the point of this episode but like... come awn

- estella is also a big slay i love women in power

- jakes didn’t even have to look to know morse was standing there what kinda gay telepathy was that

- morse showing off what debryn has taught him about forensics 💪

- “oops,” jakes said with a smirk, looking morse up and down in a way that made his ears hot.

- ^prolly what the script said

- debryn only showing morse the pocket watch to give him a leg up on the case is smth that can be so personal 😔😔

- he UNDERSTANDS morse’s ambitions and he doesn’t want him to fall behind and i love him

- bright kicking morse out of the office is insane

- thursday simply doesn’t care about these people

- morse being violently uninterested in alice is gay.

- alice IS the loml tho i love her ✋🙄

- jakes staring alice down as he drags morse away from her 😧

- no need for all the hatred

- morse is embarrassingly incapable of keeping eye contact with jakes i can’t stand this man

- “i don’t mean to be disrespectful” and then promptly being suuuuuuper disrespectful is a niche i love

- “perhaps if you write my answers down you won’t need to repeat the question”

- i love this scientist

- why are alice’s pupils always HUGE

- like what r u smoking qween?

- strange asking morse what he makes of the case immediately is SO personal to me

- jakes flicking his cigarette towards the camera has me 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

- anyways.

- “i know the history, mr broom.” 😐

- why is he carrying the clip board upside down

- a drink to catch up 🤨

- jakes never fails to check morse out and i fully respect him for it 💪

- “nobody’s getting hurt” SHES BEING FUCKING HARASSED YOU FUCK DONT BLAME IT ON THE FULL MOON U PIECE OF SHIT

- i wonder how jake’s actor’s lungs r holding up.

- the slouched position, legs crossed at the knees, relaxed ankle, hand on thigh, cigarette in hand, eyebrow raised... this man is GAY

- ^morse’s deductions on jakes

- bright being a dick because he’s stressed out beyond all help is valid and justified i don’t care

- nora is too powerful i’m obsessed with her

- “jakes said you know the secretary?”

- jakes goes to thursday w his crush on morse is all i’m getting from this

- SLOUCHED POSITION, HAND OVER THE BACK OF THE SOFA, LEGS CROSSED AT THE KNEE, HAND ON THIGH, JAKES IS GAY

- i wish my hair looked like morse’s why is my hair stick straight

- i swear on my life this camera man does every single woman in this show DIRTY on their angles can he not get one flattering angle on any of these women

- morse’s face anytime a woman is being objectified is insane considering the books

- like sir YOU are the culprit

- morse and thursday always go STRAIGHT for the rich people and i love them for it

- you can’t convince me this man isn’t gay. morse cant even figure out that alice is fully in love with him. asks her out to drinks as an “old friend.” she tells him straight up she misses him and he’s like 🧐🧐🧐

- i just now put together that the rocket being phallic imagery is not a joke at all but a metaphor for the factory being run by men when the women are better and smarter but are being suppressed. the men constantly ignore the women despite their intelligence and, like the rocket, are powerful and important. even the fact that the princess attended the reveal of the rocket is looked over, focusing more on the arab prince and his relevance to the case. the fact that the factory is building a rocket is not coincidental at all, but rather a representation of what the problem is with the factory, which is the men in charge, hence that phallic image. in this essay i will-

- morse standing there for the argument after the accident is gay of him. he could have left he was just there for the drama

- “where would you like me, henry?” “under the sod.” “i was there, for 20 years.”

- SHES INSANE I LOVE HER GO NORA

- “you deserve more.” “i doubt that.”

- i am him and he is me

- i am him and he is me

- HES SO EMBARRASSED WHEN HE REALIZES SHE LIKES HIM I CANT STAND HIM

- i feel so bad for alice

- “are you still in love with her?” “i don’t know.” “then you are.”

- literally stop

- “maybe you could love me, too. just a little. a little would be enough.”

- THAT LINE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN

- there is not nearly enough morse/debryn interaction in this episode i hate it here

- no longer love the nazi scientist he is a nazi

- shots of morse consistently have jakes standing off his right shoulder and that means so much to me

- nora slays once again by forcing the old white man out of power

- morse just sits with his feet up on his desk, drinking scotch, listening to opera, and reading classics and i want nothing more than to be him

- morse sleeping with alice after all of that is BATSHIT INSANE of him can he not treat one (1) woman correctly

- ^ the answer is no

- “what are you doing saturday? singing?” why do u care jakes 🤨

- “tickets? plural? what’s this? your little friend?” are you jealous jakes 🧐

- my evidence for morse being gay in this episode is that he has 0 concept of how straight relationships work

- “you’ve changed your mind?”

- bro she wanted to fuck you was that not clear????? what’s wrong w you

- NORA IS SO FUCKING SKCKELFLCOR

- MAKING ESTELLA THE CHAIR????

- i fucking love women in power i am SICK OVER THIS

- thursday and morse solving cases by simply hanging out™️ is so personal to me

- how fucking cold is it in this factory? why can i literally see their breaths when they speak? surely that isn’t protocol like turn the heat up

- no matter how lonely morse gets thursday READS his ass and is there for him and i love them for that