#laughing so hard i’m crying

[jesuschristt-thatsaprettyface]

it’s nights like these i love my job

[cuntmand]

possibly the funniest thing in this season of bridgerton is when colin comes to comfort penelope after lady whistledown writes about them and she says something like “oh, it would’ve been suspicious had she not written about it”, like ??? yes, penelope, that is SUCH a normal thing to say to someone who doesn’t even suspect you to be lady whistledown 😭😭😭

[helpimstuckposting]

Steve agrees to play D&D as long as Eddie plays too, so they get Will to DM. Somehow, Steve rolls three nat20s in a row and Eddie’s like ‘no fucking way, not possible, give me those’ and rolls with Steve’s dice. He immediately gets a nat1

[papertowness]

most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

[pixlokita]

Whoever 😭 whoever actually sat down and made a whole wiki on the ballpit au ? Hello?

[bookishnewt]

I had to do two clip this whole thing. 60 seconds was not enough.

No but Ren does have a nice voice so he’s all good.

[frownyalfred]

I've been laughing so hard at the asks you've been getting today and just had to rush to make this

oh my FUCKING GOD

[etre-grantaire]

I absolutely loved Glenn’s tumble down from the echelons of coolness in this episode bc I feel like it reflects a lot of what people have been saying, that Glenn’s whole Cool Guy persona is put on bc that’s what people expect, and people don’t really question you when you’re behaving in the way they expect

Like it took 23 episodes for the other dads to notice that Glenn never talked about his wife bc he created this persona who you can’t imagine you can have deep conversations with. He hid behind this character he created, which of course is still rooted in him and his personality, because it’s easier to play a role than it is to allow yourself to be vulnerable after you’ve been hurt.

But now that he’s back with Morgan (even if it’s a slightly different Morgan, and is that weird? I think it’s kind of weird) he doesn’t need to hide as much, so while he’s still ultimately the same person, it doesn’t matter as much if he stumbles over a joke or completely whiffs it because he doesn’t have that same fear of vulnerability, because he knows that Morgan knows that he’s kind of weird and kind of passionate in an off-kilter way and she loves him for that

And he still has his Cool Guy persona but it’s more clearly a performance and she sees what he’s saying with it, and she loves him whether he’s shredding a solo or stumbling over a Cool Guy line

[jellypawss]

crying real hard because I found a jumping spider, showed my boyfriends grandma and she killed him and then laughed in my face

[mushramoo]

just asked what jerma would do w my roommate if u redeemed channel points on his stream and we mutually agreed he would spawn in your house and do the pizza tower scream

[bright-and-burning]

can’t sleep bc i accidentally started a discussion w The Contrarian in the group chat that started w her saying romantic relationships feel contrived to her bc you have to actively seek them out (to which i was like. what life are you living where romance is the only thing you have to actively seek out) and now has me trying to carefully explain how i think of romantic relationships bc she said she sees them as “super deep existential woah” and i was like yeah no that’s not how i see them. and she was like well how DO you see them? which is a wildly (and shockingly) vulnerable thing to try to explain in a group chat of college friends (including an ex and at least one person you Almost dated 😭). stuck between “if it isn’t fun what’s the point?” and “uhhh. domestic not existential?” which means sleep is not coming until i figure out how to put this into words. rip to morning eve who has WORK

[sweetie-peaches]

I THINK THAT PHILZA MINECR*FT (I sencored his name for you bc ik he killed ur father 😿) IS TUBBOS GREAT GREAT GRANDSON💞💞💖💖💖 BC HE ADOPTED FOOLISH DURING 💖💞💖💞BOLAS🫡🫡🫡 AND FOOLISH IS ROIERS MOM💖💖💖💞💞❣️❣️AND CELLBIT AND ROIER ADOPTED LIL BABY TUBBO❣️❣️💞💞💖💖😍😍🥰🥰AND THEY ALL SHARE CUSTODY OF TUBBO BC TUBBO LOVES ALL OF THEM AND LOVES HANGING OUT EITH THEM AND DOING WUEST WITH THEM🥰🥰😍😍😍❣️❣️

RXACLTYYYYYYY

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:

He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.

Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….

spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]

@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit

[indie-summer]

ok this is so stupid but who is writing me the tadejasper version of it

[beetroota]

STOP OMG- THE DIFFERENCE HELPPP

[gibbouschild]

Congrats on your first NSFW!

Bruh, I can’t fuckin breathe —

Why can I HEAR this lmaooo

I love that Crozier is like a parent trying to put clothes on a stubborn kid 😆

Just the mental image of Orlaag running around bare ass naked has me weak (I know 100% that he’s laughing).

He looks like some kinda nefarious mountain man and I’m here for it . 🤣

Also, thank you!! 🤝

I’ve always been nervous to draw full on nsfw, so this was new to me. (It was fun)