#lazy af shitpost

[guinevereslancelot]

i actually love the comeback of bucket hats and mom jeans and big glasses and fanny packs and clunky shoes personally. i was born to dress like a dorky tourist from the 90s

[qualityrain]

hi im so normal about them

[amogusfetichist]

It's been a while since I have posted something I made so have this reference sheet of dok

who is dok??? Kinda me kind of an oc I guess probably in the future when we become to separate to make sense anymore, anyway look at the mint fox ear hooded girl

[covenantofthedeep]

can i call you tonight? ☆

feat. | scaramouche for chiyo bc u asked, just 10 years later summary | seeing scara after a long time :) set in a coffee shop and modern a/n | tfw u havent written in like three months so u forgot ur formatting and also why do u shitpost sm ✨ and also ur formatting is ugly af time to change it but ur too lazy what the fuck sunny. also ps im sorry if this is ooc

scaramouche |

you haven't heard from scaramouche for ages--probably weeks? probably months? honestly, you're trying to forget, you swear, but you really can't. it takes everything in you to not check who it is when the cafe door opens, every single time. 

maybe this time... maybe this time it'll be him, you tell yourself when the bell jingles above the door.

 you used to go to the cafe to work, because at home, it was too loud, crowded with your family. you have your own place now; there's no reason why you stay at the cafe besides the fact that you met him there the very first time.

he had rushed in from the rain, dripping wet, and painfully short, and your heart had jumped. you'd seen him around town, buying various things (he'd taken a clear hankering to unagi chazuke) and walking. you'd watched him as he'd plodded to the cash register, ordering a coffee (black). you hadn't been able to take your eyes off of him as he'd sat down beside you. 

you had scooted your stuff away, which had prompted him to gruffly ask, "is this seat taken?"

"no," you'd replied, closing your laptop and folding your arms over it. "scaramouche, right?"

that had kindled a friendship--and dare you say, even more?--but then one night, he'd left. not a word, not a letter, not anything. just up and left. it had torn a hole in your heart that you tried to fill with too-sweet coffee and running mile after mile, covering stretches of land in the hopes that you'd glimpse his face.

you loathed how you thought about him, how you dreamt up scenarios where he'd walk into the cafe, apologizing for his absence (usually, something had happened to the tsaritsa and he'd had to leave) and sitting down beside you. sometimes, when you hated yourself, you'd imagine him walking in with someone else on his arm.

you lose yourself in your daydream, sipping slowly at your intensely sweet coffee of the day, when someone pulls up a chair across from you. you ignore them and turn up your music, hoping they'll get the hint. can't they tell?? you're lost in your daydream.

three songs play before the other person apparently decides they've had enough and clears their throat. you glance up and a flush washes over your body, background sounds disappearing. your hands tremble a little bit (fucking hell, you want to laugh at yourself) and you can feel a smile tugging at the corners of your lips. you stifle a little laugh. 

you set your tea down, trying to calm your racing heart down, to no avail. he can probably tell how much you'd missed him right on your face. probably it's written right across your forehead: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I THOUGHT UP AT LEAST 100 SCENARIOS ABOUT YOU COMING BACK.

this is so stupid, you tell yourself, slowly taking off your headphones. "no way," you mutter, "no way you're back."

he spreads his arms out wide, leaning back in his chair, just as he always did. "what can i say? i missed you."

you scoff, but  this time, you can't stop the smile spreading across your face. "i'm mad, just so you know," you tell him, but pull your chair closer to his. "and i have work to do."

"oh," he says. is it just you, or is he a little bit disappointed? huh. maybe he did miss you after all.

"can i call you tonight?" you ask, packing your things up. "i mean--i will. i will call you tonight."

"yes," you hear him call out as you shut the cafe door behind you.

you walk away with a little pep in your step, beaming so wide it hurts your cheeks.

[takjdidoprdele]

That feeling when you would like write a fanfic or chatfic or just post stuff with some kind of story but...

You: have no motivation, are procrastinating on daily basis, are lazy af, once you start a story you don't know how to continue, have no ideas and most importantly English isn't your native language so it would be pain in the ass for the readers.

Like I would like to actually create something but I have a FEW issues. I used to update and write fanfics in my native language quite regularly but I was in fucking elementary school so it was shit and also ✨life✨happened.

So shitposting is the way to go for me Ig.

[streetlites]

I've been seeing all of these year in review top 10 and I have only done stuff in January and last week that got any notes and since that feels like a reblog and I usually don't do those... I'm going to tell 2023, I'm happy for you but here's my 10 BEST POSTS OF ALL TIME.*

*excluding CC posts and two funny shitposts

If you want a look at your top posts, you can get yours at https://jetblackcode.com/TumblrStats

[damagedintellect]

Teen Skk fic idea I'll write eventually

💌 I've been too lazy to write this but I've had this hc that pm Dazai has horrible insomnia & Chuuya often finds him asleep in the most random ass places but despite his grumbling he always carries Dazai back to his office to lay him on the couch

The last thing he needs is that bastard falling asleep mid mission and when Dazai does wake up he's touched that his dog takes such good care of him but Chuuya only scoffs at him to get better sleep

Dazai pauses unsure if he should bring it up but Chuuya probably assumes he has narcolepsy at this point since this is the 7th time he's passed out in the hallway so he shrugs & says "Insomnia sucks" thinking that'll be the end of it

But then Chuuya throws a bottle of Nyquil his way bc after the flags died he had trouble sleeping but it worked for him, it's not like he cares or anything he's just sick of dragging his unconscious ass around HQ

That night Dazai takes it but feels nothing then downs the rest bc what's the worst that can happen he's about to call Chuuya to complain when he starts seeing shit (Fireflies by owl city animatic coming soon) Dazai starts hallucinating, dancing around his office high af

He's so out of it he doesn't realize that 1) he did call Chuuya & 2) Chuuya's been standing there recording everything laughing his ass off

Chuuya only feels the need to call Mori when the singing gets unbearable & Dazai tries to dance with him

They consider pumping his stomach but Dazai throws up on his own from all the twirling and passes out

A few days later his insomnia is worse to the point he's spacing out mid conversion & writing his reports in crayon

This time Chuuya buys 3 bottles, a box of donuts and decides to stay and watch the show but Dazai starts thinking all the donuts are little Dazai’s & starts crying bc Chuuya keeps eating them

Idk insert shitpost skk animatic I made

[pianocat939]

Hey! It’s been so long~ how ya been?

Uh- well um a lot has happened-

Basically a dumpster fire, and now I’m being lazy af with my writing

Oh and shitposting ofc

It’s great. I love my blog. It’s just absolute arsonist chef cutter.

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

Congratulations!! You’ve now followed a depressed and mentally unstable creature :D

What’s on here??

-some School for Good and Evil Stuff

-so much Avatar (and NOT THE BLUE PEOPLE THANK YOU VERY MUCH)

-some Star Stable Online

-occasional Wings of Fire

-the very rare Evelyn Hugo

-lots of Harley Quinn Show stuff (but less now that the season’s over)

-whatever random shit i think of next

but Anna why did you even make this blog with everything instead of side-blogs for different fandoms?

short answer? i’m lazy.

long answer? i’m really lazy.

what do you even do with your life then?

✨glad you asked✨

-i write (i don’t really post my writing though- lmk if y’all are interested?)

-i do lots of work (i’m a high school student so i’m fairly busy)

-i play violin, trumpet, and i sing

-i play field hockey and lacrosse

-i read SO. MUCH.

-way too much YouTube and Netflix

-i scroll through the wonderful chaos that is tumblr

now anna i hope you’re aware that nobody’s actually asking these questions but let’s continue the hallucinations! what do you like in each fandom?

yay i’m excited for this ALRIGHT

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER

-AZULA IFNWOAHRIENSHFOENS

-love her SO much

-maiko stan (for the few people that don’t know that’s Mai x Zuko)

-mixed opinions on azula redemption arc

-fanfic gremlin (i read so many in maiko or azula it’s not even funny) (yet i’ve only written one and it was a sad maiko one)

-yeah idk Azula i guess

-she’s mostly it tbh

-i mean other than maiko

WINGS OF FIRE

-Scarlet Scarlet and more Scarlet i love her so much

-don’t come at me but diehard Darksight shipper

-absolutely love the SandWing sisters (BLISTERRR)

-really just the badass female villains tbh

-also a sucker for royalty

-favorite artists you say? wellll go check them out!!! @meroaw @human-wof-designs @ookamimonster

SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL

-HESTADIL. ALL OF IT. FOREVER.

-go look at @petrichora-art the art they did of Hester and Anadil is WILD i love it (and i’m also the annoying creature that repeatedly requested it)

-look Hester and Anadil belong together i don’t make the rules

-favorite fics ever: @im-gay-and-mentally-unstable

-other favs: @simplybybea @tilda-rothery @spookystar29 @ambrsn

-read through the books it’s painfully obvious but SOMEONE refuses to actually write it canonically *cough cough SOMAN cough*

-Anadil by far my favorite character i love her so much aghhh

-and then Hester obviously

-hard Dovesso shipper

-i only accept Kerry Washington and Charlize Theron

-grandma dovey in the books is weird ok i like her character but not to ship with Lesso book-wise

-Sophie’s cool i suppose

-and Tedros is a Ken he just is

-he’s dumb af but i love him ok <3

-hort is a way of life

-hophie is shit i’m so sorry (i’m really not)

-tagatha’s fine i guess

STAR STABLE ONLINE

-i don’t actively post in ssoblr but i’ll pop in once and a while

-if you’re looking for an sso blog i absolutely recommend @jorvikwildhorse @everwindfields @juni-ravenhall @starbornsoulrider and some other people I’m definitely forgetting

-currently in Frost Valley I believe

-name is Hadley Truthstone, i’m probably on some really tall horse (or Nugget my Dartmoor)

HARLEY QUINN SHOW

-AGHHHHH

-i think Harley and Ivy are my spirit animals

-so i’ve watched each season several times…oops

-but honestly such a well done wlw couple i’m so happy

-only reason i didn’t say lesbian couple is cause i’m like 99% sure they’re both bi (Joker, Kiteman)

-Ivy is everything

-i have…opinions on s4

-they’re not all good

EVELYN HUGO

-honestly nothing to say here

-i mean fabulous book fabulous characters

-i’d die for Celia

-that’s about it really

And if you’ve somehow read this far…good job. here’s a cookie i guess 🍪

follow if you want. or don’t. i’m not forcing you (only secretly manipulating you behind the scenes until you accidentally find yourself clicking that follow button…just kidding. probably.)

good luck with whatever more productive things you’re doing with your life as i write this shitpost :’)

[marzowo]

I technically have been here for two years buuut i havent actually doen any kinda introductions,just said i was a twitter refugee amd left it buuut a intro would be nice so here i am :))

hi im marceline, just call me marz

Ive been on earth foor 16 years? and some months,ive got a fuckton of siblings and a crippling mentality

Im in a shittone of fandoms and i have a different fixation per day

Im easily distracted and me holding a relationship is like me holding warm butter so if u can handle distant anti socials

Hi :]]

I have a crippling Ao3 addiction and have short term memory (kinda)

I also read manhwa if ur into tht too (manhwa,manhua,manga,danmei(limited) u name it)

Unfortunately i dont really do anime anymore,like i know basic summaries but i dont watch the anime

i mostly read the manga

I am a Neptunic NB who goes be all pronouns +Star/Starself (if u couldnt tell i have a space hyperfix)

List of Fandoms im in

Percy Jackson

Welcom Home(current fixation #1)

My Mxtx Era(Mdzs[Mo dao Zu shi],Svsss[Scum Villain Savin System],tgcf[Ti/Tu guan ci fu..only srry iforgotifitstiortuguanlol)

uhhhĥhh Bungou Strsy Dogs 🐕

Spiderman (Specifically Tom Holland)

Spiderverze! (i still need to fisnih my spiderson smh)

Danny Phantom

Genshin Impact

Hannibal

YOI(Yuri [its actually yaoi smh] on ice)

Harry Potter

Very limited as im yet to read it buuut,Hunger Games

DBH(Detroit Become Human[Kara my beloved])

PJSK :D(Project Sekai)

Underworld Office (bcs Eugene)

DC(not DC comics lol,Detective Conan :))))

Assassination Classroom

Murder Drones(Fixation #3)

LMK(Lego monkie kid/king-fixation #2 lol)

Code geass(Lelouch has me by th shirt collar omfg)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Voltron(Me when they lowkey forced LancexAllura lmao)

SHE-RA(Unfortunately just the modern one,older she-rq looks badass af+he-man is a total himbo )

OrV(Omniscient Readers Viewpoint,Has me pulled away by the ankles atp. Fixation #4)

Wednesday (reluctantly atp,its probably the only series ive finsiged within the last 12 months/srs)

Hmmm maybe Demon Slayer/Kimetsu No Yaiba

Encanto,if it counts

BL(Blue lock ;])

Erased/boku dake gai inai dachi(i think thats right)

OHSHC(Ouran highschool host club)

Criminal minds ofc,but only till s3 or s5,i got too lazy to finsih it b4 it was taken off netflix

Showtunes/Musicals(Specifically the songs lol buut,Heathers,uhh Dear evan hansen,a lil Hamilton, etc...etc)

Enola Holmes

Saiki K

Umbrella Academy

SpyXFamily

Legacies

TBP(The black phone :/)

Legally Blonde 1 & 2

Oshi No Ko(my idol? i think. Manga Timeline only)

TNMNT(Specifically the 20 something one,2020?2022?

unOrdinary

Moriarty The Patriot(Its just Gay Sherlock and Jame Moriarty)

Carmen Sandiego ofc (shes a queen)

{coming to the end lol}

the Owl House

The Queens Gambit(Im gonna rewatch it agian :>)

Bridgerton(bcs dramatic Victorian ppl are really hot)

Avatar(The one from my childhood,Guess which)

Twilight (bcs i have an older sister)

TBHK(Toilet bound hanako kun)

And very reluctantly (i left 5 months ago) My..My dsmp phase

+More :D extensive list i know.

Theres more

But ill stop here bcs i dont think anyones gonna read allat

Anyway pls follow me everywhere bcs i shitpost constantly

Literally whatever is in my brain goes online

Uhh heres my alternative socials

Reditt/Reddit

Twitter

Ao3:I forgot

Special Mention:Spotify

Marz has invited you to join a Blend on Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/blend/taste-match/a0d45a403ea80217?si=V1jNTL7zR2CwVmMwXvnmgw&fallback=getapp

Also i kinda do art sometimes

[theirmockingjay]

thank you for reading this! if you have any questions just ask away. i'm a very approachable individual and you can-- well that. approach me. when in doubt poke the vic, that's how the saying goes.

· mun: i'm vic! plus 30, latina, a royal pain in the ass. very friendly. very annoying. been rping before you were born. loves shipping. loves duplicates. loves ocs. loves crossovers. also loves strawberries but you don't care about that. in case you rped with me in the past with this url YES i'm the same from 3498247 years ago and i remade the blog bc i love kat.

· semi selective: you're welcome to interact with me even if I'm not following you, send asks, hit my IMs, write a starter. It might take an eternity for me to reply. It might take two seconds and it's a six paragraph answer. i'm unpredictable.

· format&icons: i will use small font. you don't have to. i probably won't use icons because of a multitude of reasons the main one being i'm lazy af and also gotta love jen but she looks nothing like katniss. she will be my faceclaim but i'll rarely use icons or edits with her. but you can use icons. you don't have to match.

· nsfw: i'm over 30 years old. mature subjects will happen. don't follow or interact if you're a minor.

· triggers: because of the nature of the character, thig blog will deal with very touchy subjects and more than very triggering stuff. if what i write makes you uncomfortable, the unfollow button is your best friend. you can also block me, no questions asked, no hard feelings. I don't have any major triggers myself I mean I'm scared of thunderstorms but it's not like you can send one my way through rp powers.

· shipping: i'm an absolute everlark worshipper but we can work something out if it fits me and i can see it happening. i'll mostly write kat being in love with peeta and i'll default to it if not plotted otherwise. ok gale she'll give u one kiss. one.

· spoilers: not a spoiler free blog. nope. not at all.

· language: english isn't my mother tongue. not even a distant cousin. i'll make mistakes, tons of 'em. won't be mad if you point them out. i speak spanish if this got you curious.

· shitpost: is not a trend anymore and is in fact frowned upon by you younglings and your aesthetics. i don't care. imma make the arrow to the knee joke eighty times if i must. i will not censor my shitposting.

[storfulsten]

the cuter couple

[fireandiceland]

I don’t know how to make audio edits but if I did I’d make one of what does the fox say? then insert prussia’s laugh

[ymtss]

"Careful, Guinevere. Your empire is crumbling."

__

so I heard a certain fanfic's hiatus is finally over? well I've moved blogs and changed my username(s) since then, so have some fresh new fanart :D 

(obviously not chapter-specific; just... a feeling I have regarding certain plot stuff. especially after ch66 lololo)

and because it's fun, have some details under the cut!

[gazelessmenagerie]

( I HAVE SO MANY TIDDY ICONS. DONT EVEN COME AT ME. AHAFLSHGDLDJG  )

[song-tam]

okay I used to get kinda jealous like whenever I saw someone doing something that was, you know, like, my thing? like something that I was good at and then someone else just did it and that made me jealous and then I got ashamed that I was so envious because it really isn’t my thing and more than one person can do it—

but like? that jealousy isn’t actually that bad of a thing? like sometimes whenever I get discouraged I think of someone doing the thing and getting better at it and that just makes me want to be better too? like my damn pride refuses to let someone beat me if I care and as a result I get more competitive and work harder

tl;dr: jealousy is only actually really bad if you let those feelings take over and you start pitying yourself or legitimately hurting someone. it’s actually healthy when you use it to fuel yourself and become better.