yuta developes a crush on kohaku after the events of fruitful october (the story where he almost falls down a cliff and adonis, kaoru, and kohaku save him). he bakes kohaku some traditional japanese sweets as thanks with the help of niki (who's none the wiser) and starts to hang around crazy:b more often despite still claiming to not trust rinne.
the only people who know about his crush are hinata, shinobu, kaoru, rei, and nagisa (he only told shinobu, the others found out on their own).
kaoru and nagisa, being his roommates and friends, try to give him advice which sometimes works (kaoru) and sometimes doesn't (nagisa). kaoru also tastefully teases him about his crush, though he makes sure never to take it too far.
rei offers cryptic advice while also playing wingman, as he wants to see his "beloved child" happy.
shinobu's super supportive, though he has no clue how to help as he's completely oblivious when it comes to things like romance.
hinata's the worst, trying to play wingman all the time and not being subtle about it at all. yuta's surprised and grateful that kohaku hasn't found out about his crush despite all of hinata attempts to get them together (including but not limited to: shoving them into a locker together, inviting crazy:b to have dinner with 2wink, complimenting kohaku and saying it was from yuta, etc).
little does anyone know, kohaku's been developing his own little crush in the meantime. but that's a story for a different night >:3
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I didn’t have shift on the first winter storm of the season. It was yesterday, I work today.
The next storm is supposed to hit us this Friday…I work Saturday.
I also didn’t have to work Christmas Day.
Or New Years Eve.
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Well I’m fucked. Been nice knowing you people!
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
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redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy
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I think cis people should also be their gender of choice. Like, if you're a man, you should get to really enjoy being a man- have fun with it! If you're a woman, take the parts of womanhood that really deeply make you happy. If being a little androgynous or ambiguous or hidden is the part that really makes you happy, you don't have to be trans for that. If you wanna lean really hard into being femme or masc- do it! You have one life in your body, do what makes you happy. Ditch the stuff you don't like.
My sinister queer agenda is I think that everyone should be the gender they like in the way they like it.
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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